You only disliked this album because it’s awful. Really shows your bias.
@gratat14yearsago50
3 жыл бұрын
OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE ME FOR A SECOND I WAS SO CONFUSED LMAO
@drugdealer6
3 жыл бұрын
@@gratat14yearsago50 bruh 😭
@dougxvale
3 жыл бұрын
I dislike some albums as well because it's not only the production it's also my strong dislike towards the artist. Examples would be: Total Xanarchy 0/10 The Chainsmokers - Memories... Do Not Open 0/10 Angelic 2 The Core 0/10 Nacho - La Criatura 0/10
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@dougxvale Angelic 2 The Core is a 10/10 no arguments needed
@MiscellaneousBLKGirl
3 жыл бұрын
🏆
@emomu
3 жыл бұрын
In Australia, everything is upside down, so if you turn the 0 upsides down, it's still a 0.
@benro6564
3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment lmfao
@JezzaSezza
3 жыл бұрын
This probably would have been the top comment if you commented the day this review came out
@c-dawg69
3 жыл бұрын
And MBDTF is a 9
@emomu
3 жыл бұрын
@@c-dawg69 lmao
@emomu
3 жыл бұрын
@@JezzaSezza yeah :/
@fabianmedina7556
3 жыл бұрын
The face of the King Crimson says it all.
@soaribb32
3 жыл бұрын
True
@gavatundejr4986
3 жыл бұрын
You silly fool, thats Magical mystery tour in the back
@spoonmeanie5644
3 жыл бұрын
That's The 21st Century Schizoid Man you silly
@danielpries7758
3 жыл бұрын
It’s his eyes at the end for me
@phantom-pr6op
3 жыл бұрын
Nonagon with King Crimson is a mood and Anthony is most definetely feeling it.
@thebonapettit9828
3 жыл бұрын
Dance monkey is the biggest L the aussies have gotten since the war they lost to birds
@thisbubblygoodness7611
3 жыл бұрын
to be fair those emus were tough as fuck
@polt1664
3 жыл бұрын
how tf did dance monkey even blow up as much as it did? its unironically one of the worst songs ive ever heard
@pillowhead5689
3 жыл бұрын
@@polt1664 it catchy in the worst possible way
@alphalax7747
3 жыл бұрын
You talkin about dodos?
@TheRadPlayer
3 жыл бұрын
@@pillowhead5689 It's chorus is a monster hook. But it's the kind of hook you get from an abusive spouse.
@aw11348
3 жыл бұрын
This is possibly Anthony's most consistently disrespectful review ever. So many brutal one-liners
@synthesiageek4667
3 жыл бұрын
Red flannel red flannel
@vinnied5866
3 жыл бұрын
His sheer confusion and disgust over her singing about being lonely and then singing about being mean and antisocial is just *chef’s kiss*
@Windows98.
3 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely gonna be something I go back to, reminds me of Miley Cyrus and her Dead Pets
@mrkd2k10
3 жыл бұрын
Nah it will still take something to beat his Eminem Revival review
@mthokozisindlovu4566
3 жыл бұрын
His Lil xan review will always have that title
@colleen6341
3 жыл бұрын
i have to listen to her songs all fucking day at work it’s turning me into the joker
@man4437
3 жыл бұрын
That "how to create the Joker" meme but it ends on "2021: have someone work at H&M"
@sundragonn
3 жыл бұрын
im so glad i stopped working retail before dance monkey blew up. truly a blessing
@paulaandrea1015
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@colleen6341
3 жыл бұрын
@TONES AND I IS THE QUEEN OF POP, NOT MADONNA ok well she can be the marie antoinette of pop then.....
@l.f.simutis7231
3 жыл бұрын
Stay strong friend.
@scrunchycrumbundles8013
3 жыл бұрын
“Imagine dragons producing a beat for a spirit Halloween commercial.” You’re cold blooded Fantano, and I’m here for it.
@YukonHexsun
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that stopped me in my tracks when I heard it. Just had to sit back and go "Jesus Christ Anthony, dropping the damn elbow on her."
@jeremysmith4620
3 жыл бұрын
Melon has to be careful saying things like "sucking on a binky" and "sounding like a pharmaceutical commercial." I'm quite frankly surprised he's not already wanted for murder after everything he has said in this review. "Just a zero." Goddamn Anthony, tell us how you really feel. There wasn't even anything left of this album to bury after he got done with the review.
@BlueBoboDoo100
3 жыл бұрын
"Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto through a kazoo" was my favorite
@jeremysmith4620
3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueBoboDoo100 I see your kazoo colors shining through.. So don't be afraid to give it a blow, Your kazoo colors... Hmm hmm hmm, hm hmmmm hm Hmm hm hmmmm hm.
@daleheyer
3 жыл бұрын
such great burn.
@Betta66
3 жыл бұрын
On the shelf behind him: - King Crimson screaming in terror at the garbage Fantano had to review - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard with an infinitely better Australian album than the one Fantano had to review
@very025
3 жыл бұрын
Nice pun
@Betta66
3 жыл бұрын
@@very025 OMG I swear that wasn't intentional
@HOWZERGOD
3 жыл бұрын
THE RHYMESSSSS
@samt3412
3 жыл бұрын
Why did Fantano subject absolutely banger albums to being in this video
@andrei11dr
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a code ,trying to describe a never ending suffering the album caused.
@NigelGrab
3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, Tones and I is our absolute worst export of all time. Dance Monkey is a war crime to music.
@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690
3 жыл бұрын
Australia has some of my favorite artists, Tame impala is one of the best pop artist in current years, king gizzard has very interesting stuff, empire of the sun make cool edm But ye, fuck tones and I
@cw175
3 жыл бұрын
Problem is , dance monkey is annoyingly catchy- this album has no such songs
@starropenisthe4th786
3 жыл бұрын
I guess maybe it’s what y’all get for having the pop excellence of the Minogue sisters? I’m so embarrassed for Australia
@browngirlinaclownworld2077
3 жыл бұрын
Y'all are close to wearing out the good will that AC/DC and Nick Cave bought you.
@SAVANTI711
3 жыл бұрын
Here Here mate. Why the fuck did we back her.
@DaFuqBoom
3 жыл бұрын
The art cover teases us of how bad the songs are going to be.
@Thirtle
3 жыл бұрын
@@spicyycam896 are you good?
@dougxvale
3 жыл бұрын
@@Thirtle that's not the real melonhead. I'm not a fan of Tones and I and don't follow her but I'd give a 2/10 for effort and staying relevant.
@Thirtle
3 жыл бұрын
@@dougxvale I know it's not the real melon don't worry lmao
@rigohatesmusic5429
3 жыл бұрын
Album covers can really say a lot and can sway people from listening to it. Yeah this is just bad
@jamwither9847
3 жыл бұрын
goosebumps lookin album cover
@_PuppetMaster86
3 жыл бұрын
The 21st Century Schizoid Man in the background is horrified by this Tones and I album.
@Roadrunner-n9k
3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh
@TheDAWinz
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@koflii3398
3 жыл бұрын
W
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
nice
@hildakoshill7012
3 жыл бұрын
Putting fucking King Crimson in background of a Tones and I review is a sin
@DomoFudge
3 жыл бұрын
Vocals that scream “I was a soprano in theatre class and nobody ever told me ‘no’”
@fuziontonygaming
3 жыл бұрын
Toni sounds like a Karen then especially bragging about her success just based on Luck.
@nangsanbhalangblah333
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not music nerdy enough but I feel like this is a burn.😶😭
@marcelosaletti1183
3 жыл бұрын
@@nangsanbhalangblah333 sopranos carrie the stereotype about being obnoxious bc their vocal type allow them to sing higher than everyone more easily and louder, which make them the soloists in many many cases.
@hamflavoredlipbalm6077
3 жыл бұрын
bastard lovechild of melanie martinez, ray davies, and sting
@BradTasteInMusicOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and the album cover and was like “this is probably a 0”
@JadenVEpic
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Brad, fancy meeting you here
@mill3370
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@trevbev45
3 жыл бұрын
Well you were right. The album was a zero after all.
@andreigentes6613
3 жыл бұрын
I know you from AOTY 😳
@nick1834
3 жыл бұрын
I kinda like the album cover
@ZeuzMakesMusic
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he was never introduced to her on a lets argue episode
@Gothstana
3 жыл бұрын
Us Australians have to suffer so now all of you do too.
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gothstana But you guys have Tkay Maidza and Genesis Owusu and also KGLW so that's cool
@noelc8927
3 жыл бұрын
And Kangaroo Jack
@DeadSeraphin
3 жыл бұрын
And Kirin J Callinan
@wilmerweber273
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gothstana Bro you live a country that is a lot safer than other countries, be thankful where you live. You’re lucky to have a great healthy life so stop acting like you ain’t safe or healthy at all. Cos u clearly have internet since you typing in the comments. A lot of people are suffering in this world and u just want to complain about something small? Move on with your life.
@NathanielKorb
3 жыл бұрын
The worst part about her singing is that she sounds like she probably could sing well but just refuses to.
@sirum3n262
3 жыл бұрын
I mean she’s shown on earlier tracks like Johnny Run Away that she can actually sing well without the screechy high voice. If there’s one song I can tolerate from Tones and I, it’s that one.
@roddorfj
3 жыл бұрын
The singing voice is so fake sounding, especially when you hear her speaking voice.
@IsiahTomas
3 жыл бұрын
So, basically Lorde 2.ass
@larissabrglum3856
3 жыл бұрын
It's a major pet peeve of mine when singers put affectations on their voices. I've noticed it's usually young female singers, hence the term "indie girl voice." Why do they do it? Do they think it'll make them sound distinctive?
@nikilaj
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirum3n262 yes exactly! like johnny run away is pretty decent
@oieusouobixo
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus fuck, not even actual Imagine Dragons got him this mad...
@fuziontonygaming
3 жыл бұрын
Dans voice is at least tolerable and isn’t that bad of a singer.
@Jack75188
3 жыл бұрын
@@fuziontonygaming at least Demons and Radioactive are legit bangers. Dance Monkey make me wanted to stab a baby.
@zackzallie8735
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Dragons is Pink Floyd compared to this whining chipmunk singing.
@lucymorrison5184
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly enjoyed their first record and Origins, this is just painful
@breadwinnerstyle8347
3 жыл бұрын
not even gonna lie, i clicked on this jokingly saying he was gonna give it a 0
@sitcomenjoyer7950
3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@marcuswakefield1983
3 жыл бұрын
me tooooo
@jameshartman3630
3 жыл бұрын
I expected at least a 3 or something
@willnovak4173
3 жыл бұрын
zero is what it deserves, if not less
@EpixFusion
3 жыл бұрын
Not even a decent/strong zero... it's like a strong -1 to a light 0
@longtou6781
3 жыл бұрын
Anthony really giving the people who make the “all fantano 0s/10s” videos a wild month
@jerrysmith1445
3 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@smoldream2908
3 жыл бұрын
He had to make up for the 10/10, lest the entire world suffer due to its impact
@percassette3106
3 жыл бұрын
and the NOT GOOD videos as well
@JoJoBlair
3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@jimwarddeegin1417
3 жыл бұрын
What else got a 0/10 lately?
@alexpentland5462
3 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna give you the heads up Anthony, the Australians are gonna love you forever after this review
@RecklessInternetting
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone with functional ears*
@_..Justin-Case.._
3 жыл бұрын
We don’t forgive him for his Avalanches review tho.
@ollie7247
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in this country strongly dislikes tones and I, a black stain on our music scene
@RecklessInternetting
3 жыл бұрын
@@ollie7247 that's not true. There are entire comments sections filled with children and fuckwits who absolutely love her.
@barnieboi69
3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like she’s got a long string of shower drain hair down her throat. And as an Aussie I will forever love melon
@footwinner1
3 жыл бұрын
I live in Taiwan where Dance Monkey was really popular and I think a lot of success for artists like Tones and I relies on listeners from foreign countries having basic to mid level understandings of English. Hugely successful pop in the US is often underwhelming, but does hit a certain standard. Out here it’s the wild west of what barely listenable song will be imported over. The line mentioned here about “does anyone else feel like this?” is a perfect example where the vague and basic nature of the line benefits its success in a place where it’s harder for listeners to understand metaphorical speech. I heard Dance Monkey probably ten times at the gym here before learning what it was called or who it was by, which happened due to Anthony over here.
@very025
3 жыл бұрын
Dance monkey was also huge in Italy and France
@madisonkung8390
3 жыл бұрын
Hi fellow Taiwanese, also I think you're partially correct in that statement because it charted extremely high in a lot of other non-Anglophone countries which don't have a high percentage of English speakers. I also think it's partially due to a lot of music producers promoting it in excess in an attempt to appeal to your people, which can make almost any song popular (e.g. a lot of songs off Sour got big off this)
@footwinner1
3 жыл бұрын
@@madisonkung8390 Definitely. Do you know how these producers go about doing this in Taiwan? I've been curious since radio isn't a thing anymore. Most people I know here listen to music on youtube and spotify but I'm unsure if labels are able to target certain areas through these.
@wintermute8315
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Tones' voice sounds like an Asian mum yelling at you from the next room.
@StrawberryDonutKing
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's really something about these kinds of pop songs that just stick with countries that don't have English as their first language t. guy in netherlands
@SwaggerSonic
3 жыл бұрын
A 10, a Not Good, and now a 0 all in the same month. The Melon’s keeping us on our toes
@TheWizardOfTheMist
3 жыл бұрын
Wait what was the 10?
@TheWizardOfTheMist
3 жыл бұрын
Nvm I found it
@audreywong7494
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheWizardOfTheMist The Turning Wheel by Spellling
@vanillakilla23
3 жыл бұрын
Now we just need Cal to rise from the dead and we got ourselves a memorable Melon month
@ayyyayay
3 жыл бұрын
@@vanillakilla23 and another nav record
@LC-sz1zl
3 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER HISTORICAL EVENT IN THE SAME MONTH FANTANO RELAX
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
10 AND a 10 without the 1
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
3 жыл бұрын
It's just beginning my guy. Kanye coming soon, hopefully. Maybe a Cal appearance too???
@layicorn
3 жыл бұрын
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Shit I'm hyped for that Yeezy album, hope it's better than JIK
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@layicorn Heard the album is like a 3 part album with each having Donda West talking so thats cool
@siccfucc6615
3 жыл бұрын
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. hype for cal ngl
@TheRealDomantasSabonis
3 жыл бұрын
Anthony probably hates that one person on let’s argue who introduced him to Tones and I
@default0467
3 жыл бұрын
Saboner
@SpicyMapping
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit it’s domantas sabonis
@killerbug05
3 жыл бұрын
E
@RecklessInternetting
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I would too. Except I live in Australia and she's fucking everywhere. Please send help.
@Rodrigombia1990
3 жыл бұрын
@@RecklessInternetting You already have them, they're called spiders.
@WeepingAndGnashingOfTeeth
3 жыл бұрын
The squeaky kick pedal was put there on purpose, its hinting that Tony will be moving in an industrial noise direction
@52BLUE
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jonathonhollis7080
3 жыл бұрын
Tones & I ft. Have A Nice Life confirmed
@KINOSWAGMONEY
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Money Store
@mrsuns10
3 жыл бұрын
Nine Inch Tony
@nocapskenzo
3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually an unironic tribute to Bonham’s kick pedal in Since I’ve Been Loving You
@RCT3ClubPenguin
3 жыл бұрын
i fucking love how pretty much everyone agrees with anthony in this one
@very025
3 жыл бұрын
I saw a couple of Tones and I fans here. Arguing with them is funnier than arguing with Tom McDonald fans
@jeremyusreevu237
3 жыл бұрын
I don't. I thought this album was alright.
@johnpaulcross424
3 жыл бұрын
@@very025 for there only being about 7 they’re surprisingly rabid
@rabielamrabet1533
3 жыл бұрын
Because pretty much no one heard the record and just judged from the dance monkey which they hate since it was a popular hit ( mainly ), so yeah T&I is like the new cool to hate on artist.. that's being said, the album is basically a high pitched compilation of Sia's worst and blandest tracks that couldn't make it into the final cut of her last albums.
@rovko819
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyusreevu237 stop listening to music
@jamiegraystone123
3 жыл бұрын
Wow Melon, I can’t believe you’d give another album a 10 so soon after The Turning Wheel!
@countyfacts6920
3 жыл бұрын
Even if your number was in binary it would be overselling it.
@dysperdotted
3 жыл бұрын
fantano fans rushing to make an “every 0 fantano gave” video.
@bradman194
3 жыл бұрын
"It sounds like Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto notes through a kazoo." Good God, Fantano you murdered this woman.
@travisfalk1241
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking legendary
@heyitskaden
3 жыл бұрын
This is truly a unique album. Most horrible albums are just incredibly underwhelming or laughably bad, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard an album like this that is just genuinely difficult to sit all the way through. Even harsh noise albums are more listenable than this
@spoonmeanie5644
3 жыл бұрын
Angelic 2 The Core is a good contender
@persephone8169
3 жыл бұрын
Pulse demon is easier to listen to than anything from tones and I
@joem1604
3 жыл бұрын
Merzbow hits different at 3am
@pixiepearl2783
3 жыл бұрын
@@joem1604 lmao it really does, speaking of good noise music, check out body shame, found him on tik tok and it's some pretty sick electronic noise music
@simonsanchezkumrich8489
3 жыл бұрын
Hollindagain by animal collective must be better i bet
@lukas4112
3 жыл бұрын
"I was hoping she would improve on her *proceeds to list every single aspect of music and songwriting*"
@OsKarMike1306
3 жыл бұрын
List of things Tones And I should improve for future releases: -Literally everything -Get someone else to sing
@Profit974
3 жыл бұрын
A 10, 0, and not good in the same month? He really took it personally when dunkey said he’s only gives 7s
@thekillerdynamo
3 жыл бұрын
This is gonna start such a big drama you guys
@angrypinata4147
3 жыл бұрын
huge drama
@eliasmg9144
3 жыл бұрын
Now we need a NOT BAD
@Beegstation
3 жыл бұрын
Dunkey vs Melon is the animal-fruit feud I always wanted
@steviegreenthumb4720
3 жыл бұрын
Ive never felt the need to speak for my entire country before, but I actually have to here. Australia is deeply sorry for exporting Tones and I to the rest of the world. She should still be busking on a sidewalk on the gold coast. I can't describe how much we regret this mix up.
@very025
3 жыл бұрын
I mean you gave us King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
@overbeb
2 жыл бұрын
I expect Parliamentary investigations into Triple J immediately. You really messed up with this one.
@ajgerbi
Жыл бұрын
I don’t forgive, expect a nuke soon.
@nv52895
3 жыл бұрын
the cover art looks like a cover for a forgettable goosebumps novel book
@barrette.lediard4010
3 жыл бұрын
Somebody's been slipping RL Stine that good MDMA.
@zzcolby27
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a poster for a Playhouse Disney show. Like Johnny and the Sprites or whatever it was called.
@jeremyusreevu237
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree. The album does look like a Goosebumps cover.
@urban9906
3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same
@LukeLikesToDraw
3 жыл бұрын
It looks like a mix between the Beast from the East and Welcome to Dead House covers.
@chrisconway4764
3 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the Madhouse” is what I feel like when I open your comment section every video
@gavatundejr4986
3 жыл бұрын
Drake
@butdoicaretho
3 жыл бұрын
@@gavatundejr4986 Example A: This is the reply to op 💀
@papayer
3 жыл бұрын
@@butdoicaretho Drake
@MrBjnelson
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
Drake
@supernaut3382
3 жыл бұрын
He's lucky that he doesn't live in Australia, where she is played on radio and on tv to a nauseating extent.
@dtanobo
3 жыл бұрын
The way triple J plays her music unironically purely because she's famous internationally
@ViiPeRzZv
3 жыл бұрын
shits fucked ey
@B1akTang1dH4rt
3 жыл бұрын
She makes me embarassed to be Australian I swear to god
@advictoriams
3 жыл бұрын
Hottest 100 and ARIA bait. I miss when Triple J played good music
@ejectabsent
3 жыл бұрын
its constant torture at this point, and all the basic young people lapping it up only encourages it
@VerdanaVideos
3 жыл бұрын
We went from a 10 to a 0 in one week. Melon man is becoming increasingly radicalized.
@bim2013
3 жыл бұрын
Back to tha rootz
@briant8871
3 жыл бұрын
@Splatoon 2 Hundred Sinner Get Ready
@artemiykopych
7 ай бұрын
holy shit its the font guy
@VerdanaVideos
7 ай бұрын
@@artemiykopych holy shit it’s the incredibox guy
@nasholston5112
3 жыл бұрын
I was just so dumbfounded by the success of "Dance Monkey". Literally one of the worst vocals I've ever heard and the song was getting played everywhere. So yeah I'm just gonna take his word fr it. No reason for me to listen to it.
@thecinematicmind
3 жыл бұрын
It’s like a Chipmunk that swan in an acid tank.
@Warxoth
3 жыл бұрын
@@thecinematicmind it's like if Tarzan's gorilla sister got an unholy urge to sing.
@tutin4090
3 жыл бұрын
Anything with an okay-ish bassline merits being fired to the moon on radio it seems
@zackzallie8735
3 жыл бұрын
The hardest challenge is letting my nephew dance and sing along to that horrendous ear torture.
@jack101starZ
3 жыл бұрын
2. Billion. Streams.
@pedrotauil1654
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the only thing between this album and a “Worst of the year” nomination is the possibility of a new Corey Feldman album
@bebgeggy4966
3 жыл бұрын
this record is worse than angelic 2 the core though. i enjoy angelic a bit because its so hilariously bad and honestly an unintentionally interesting experience. madhouse just pisses me off though. it literally upsets me
@jacksonconstantine5740
3 жыл бұрын
@@bebgeggy4966 I agree. It’s like comparing The Room and Man of Steel. One’s so bad it’s good, one’s a crime against humanity
@NatsumiMovies
3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonconstantine5740 Suicide Squad is worse than Man of Steel
@jacksonconstantine5740
3 жыл бұрын
@@NatsumiMovies Joel Kinnaman.
@juansaavedra145
3 жыл бұрын
At this point, Corey Feldman’s music is kind of endearing lol
@k-majik
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard her live at a festival in Australia. Her voice in person left scars across my eardrums.
@James-vy5jg
3 жыл бұрын
Why tf would anyone go to a festival in Australia on their own accord
@k-majik
3 жыл бұрын
King Gizzard was playing later and their live show is great
@James-vy5jg
3 жыл бұрын
@@k-majik fair just the majority of the lineups are shocking here
@cd-rom5717
2 жыл бұрын
@@k-majik laneway '20?
@Hayych.
Жыл бұрын
If you're talking about her at splendour on the grass. Idk how, but that performance of dance monkey is the most viewed video from her is the most viewed video on triple j's KZitem, sitting at a solid 126mil views
@ahhhhh4658
Жыл бұрын
If this was called “Welcome to the m.A.A.d House” you would have given it a 10
@ahhhhh4658
Жыл бұрын
@@Qq-99-Qq9 thanks buddy :)
@demi172
Жыл бұрын
more accurately a 9
@ludvigholst4767
Жыл бұрын
good tones, m.A.A.d house
@DFGpixel
11 ай бұрын
Nothing Can Save This Album!
@logyross6883
10 ай бұрын
best version of this joke I've seen
@cadoo_7654
3 жыл бұрын
"sounds like cyndy lauper singing falsettos through a kazoo" holy shit bro, I didnt even listen to it, but I am definitely curious.
@jeremyusreevu237
3 жыл бұрын
You should. It's actually pretty good. Won't Sleep and Fly Away are especially good.
@crustpunkjesuschrist
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t bother. I like imperfect voices, as a fan of groups like the Front Bottoms and Bob Dylan, but her voice is so recognizably awful yet hollow and impression-less.
@heckingbamboozled8097
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyusreevu237 Yikes, Fly Away sounds like the type of song some "quirky" high school girl would listen to while telling people she listens to foreign music (because Tones is from Australia). Pretty concerning that you consider the album itself pretty good, ngl
@Richo_Vee
3 жыл бұрын
Fly Away sounds like something I hear while shopping at fucking Kmart. Yes, I mean Kmart in Australia. *Fucking bless me.*
@masterofdisguise9564
3 жыл бұрын
He put “Welcome to the Madhouse” in the least favorite tracks, and I wonder if he meant the opener or if he just hates this album so much that his least favorite track is the very concept of its existence.
@Dylan-Frost
3 жыл бұрын
This album is so bad that he didn't even put a favorite track
@turboshazed7370
Жыл бұрын
The title track is fucking unbearable.
@wesleylarks838
3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for King Crimson in the background. He never asked for this
@tukaanimies
3 жыл бұрын
His face really tells it all.
@WitchVulgar
3 жыл бұрын
A Light 0 is the lowest numerical score you can get. Congratulations, Tones and I
@Dylan-Frost
3 жыл бұрын
👀 Negative numbers 👀
@waycnf7229
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see a Strong -1 in the future. Would be cool.
@EldenaDoubleca5t
3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea who this was but when he described her singing as Melanie Martinez but worse I was like oh NO
@braedenlemasters6550
3 жыл бұрын
that is genuinely offensive to melanie. melanie’s vocals sound like whitney houston’s or mariah carey’s compared to tones and i’s
@itsnoodlesznpt2
3 жыл бұрын
melanie martinez is adele compared to her 💀
@unhxlysilver1688
3 жыл бұрын
it's not even remotely similar to melanie LOL she has good production and good vocals at least tones&i is literally just 100 gecs if you sucked out all the quirk out of them
@CP-zn2mg
3 жыл бұрын
Haircutsformen that’s the worst insult you can possibly give an artist
@stay_solid3461
3 жыл бұрын
I like Melanie’s vocals tho... she got a nice raspy voice that’s also soothing and unique
@talkingtadpole3001
3 жыл бұрын
Tones and I's creative process: Googling "laptop commercial type beat" every day.
@nathanhickman1135
3 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment while listening to it and I have to agree. I have so far been able to invasion laptops flying around in a infinite white void for all of the tracks so far.
@TheAngryPheonix
3 жыл бұрын
This is the person who wrote Dance Monkey, listened to it and thought, “This really needs to be an album.The novelty hasnt worn off yet.”
@noahz4034
3 жыл бұрын
I love your profile picture!
@FeedWillyStyle
3 жыл бұрын
"This thing isn't even 'Rocky Perturbed'." Zero chill, Anthony.
@chernobylcoleslaw6698
3 жыл бұрын
I loved that line.
@tommymckai
2 жыл бұрын
This piece from Sputnik Music sums it up perfectly: “Welcome to the Madhouse is truly the worst. It’s hard to even make jokes about because it’s so bad that I just want to call my mom and tell her I love her. It’s destroyed the eternal optimist in me. This is everything I hate about music rolled up into one hackneyed, pandering, faux-defiant, poorly produced, gratingly sung, lyrically immature sack of incontrovertible dog shit.”
@JeanMarceaux
2 жыл бұрын
In other words, red headphones.
@Daedalus4
Жыл бұрын
Her soul has been ruthlessly taken
@sirpsychosussy
Жыл бұрын
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
@sqyx93
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kiethveseyofficial
Жыл бұрын
@@sirpsychosussyPLAY THAT SHIT!!
@Vendice
3 жыл бұрын
Since shes from Australia, maybe you should play the whole album backwards and who knows? It might sound better
@masonkohler8657
3 жыл бұрын
I tried hanging my phone upside down by the charging cable and it actually helped a lot.
@redactedname247
3 жыл бұрын
If you listen to it while upside down eventually all the blood will rush to your head and you will die. And you will be thankful as you won't have to finish listening to the album.
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
3 жыл бұрын
If you play it backwards, it sounds like DAMN. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 7/10 comments
@daniel6678
3 жыл бұрын
i mean that certainly couldn’t make it worse
@jakecroce2944
3 жыл бұрын
A 10 and a 0 on the same month this is truly history in the making and I’m proud to be apart of it
@suffermore1576
3 жыл бұрын
also a not good
@xcx000
3 жыл бұрын
thank you ice jj fish
@3katsime
3 жыл бұрын
@@suffermore1576 is that worse than a 0?
@suffermore1576
3 жыл бұрын
@@3katsime not necessarily but still
@sameenshakya5188
3 жыл бұрын
Damn right
@Bxrry
3 жыл бұрын
if you play anything from this album in my car, you're getting ran over
@zackzallie8735
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you play Tones and I in a headphones in a library, you still getting kicked out.
@edv.3788
3 жыл бұрын
what does this mean
@iamryan9234
3 жыл бұрын
How are they going to get ran over if they are in your car?..
@starropenisthe4th786
3 жыл бұрын
@@iamryan9234 pushed out of the car then ran over?
@IK-yb5rn
3 жыл бұрын
Vehicular manslaughter because I don’t like your taste in music
@trashhuman3977
3 жыл бұрын
"At least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror, this isn't even Rocky Perturbed" *Holy shit you fucking killed her dude*
@mandatorysemicolon6427
Жыл бұрын
Rocky Mildly Inconvenienced
@elbreadroh
3 жыл бұрын
This is the lowest recorded score he has ever given on any record (excluding NOT GOODs which are more ambiguous in their ranking and probably fall between 0-3. NOT GOODs are based on if the album had any semblance of creativity or potential). Speeding Bullet got a decent 0. The Big Day and Father of All got strong 0s. Lil B - I'm Gay had a joke "light 0" which makes this the absolute lowest score he's given.
@Harkwit
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't a strong zero a worse score than a light zero? Light seems to imply it has some vague potential of being a 1.
@pranshusinha55
3 жыл бұрын
@@Harkwit think of it like a strong 10 is better than a light 10. A strong 9 is closer rating to 10 than light 9, In the same way a strong 0 is closer to 1 than a light 0.
@quetzal7432
3 жыл бұрын
BTW I believe fantano has since confirmed that while caught up in his ranting he forgot to say SB2H was a strong 0 (to a light 1)
@johnpaulcross424
3 жыл бұрын
Good, let it burn in hell
@meowtherainbowx4163
3 жыл бұрын
@@quetzal7432 It sounds kinda like he’s warmed up to it a bit, especially in his end-of-decade list.
@sethrozier6743
3 жыл бұрын
cool, so this was the 0 you were talking about on Twitter. well deserved
@tylersquanto8938
3 жыл бұрын
Of course it wasn’t gonna be the Pop Smoke album
@sethrozier6743
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylersquanto8938 Pop Smoke was bad but not 0 bad. Fuck his label
@maddexulanowski1184
3 жыл бұрын
@@sethrozier6743 That album actually had quality songs. You would have to go through the center of the earth to find even anything here
@tylersquanto8938
3 жыл бұрын
@@sethrozier6743 Yeah, I listened to some of this album and it’s soul crushing. This is pretty much grocery store music…
@sethrozier6743
3 жыл бұрын
@Amanda Syifa Budiman he just tweeted the number 0
@johnpaulcross424
3 жыл бұрын
Mathematically speaking, this is worse than Angelic to the Core.
@luskebus
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh yeah angelic 2 the core is horrible but kind of enjoyable, this is just shit
@RobinHood-cd9mh
3 жыл бұрын
Cause angelic to the core is enjoyable in a so bad it's good way
@2000Doriyas
3 жыл бұрын
Angelic is literally The Room if it were an album, Madhouse is like a dumpster fire on wheels with a brick on the pedal heading towards an oil rig on the coast, can’t end quickly enough
@Theweirdoizhere
3 жыл бұрын
@@2000Doriyas LMFAO
@geramed2593
2 жыл бұрын
angelic to the core was destinated to be bad but in a good purpose but the tones and i album was bad even without trying it
@hiimemily
3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard Melon give a review where he has literally nothing good to say. First time for everything, I guess. Congratulations, Tones and I. You managed to make the first non-joke LIGHT 0 in Needle Drop history.
@the.revmira
3 жыл бұрын
your profile pic is really cute, emily
@hiimemily
3 жыл бұрын
@@the.revmira why thank you
@computer-love
3 жыл бұрын
@@hiimemily hi you're emily
@patriciofernandez2711
3 жыл бұрын
@@computer-love Are you Russian or did you get your username from Crime and Punishment?
@hc3314
3 жыл бұрын
@@patriciofernandez2711 they probably named emily
@jeffreycanfield1939
3 жыл бұрын
It's been so depressing seeing all the negative reviews recently, so I'm glad we've finally got a 10 after all these years. Incredible album by Tones and I
@ayyyayay
3 жыл бұрын
Yes the spellling review was really harsh of melon, glad to see a 10
@CrayonWarrior
3 жыл бұрын
She's such a massive artist in Australia and I've never understood or cared for her at all. Her voice just annoys me so much so I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one picking up on it
@throwawayaccount4008
3 жыл бұрын
Same here. I'm so glad that someone is finally paying attention to how shitty Fly Away is, since that's the Tones and I song that's getting played the most at the moment.
@forgiveness999
3 жыл бұрын
I will never forgive Triple J for allowing her to make it big
@danwillreview
3 жыл бұрын
I will never forgive Triple J for sticking around as long as it has. It should've folded in the 90's
@turkandjaydee
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe we still pay for that trash station to exist
@dtanobo
3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forgive them for having a whole world of independant music but instead opting to play the same 30 songs on loop every single day. FBI radio is infinitely better.
@luxslash
3 жыл бұрын
They should be pushing artists like Ruel. Instead, the world thinks Tones & I and Iggy Azaelia are the best Australia has to offer...
@telstraofficial
3 жыл бұрын
They even did a hack episode saying that everyone hating on her had “tall poppy syndrome” and that it was because she was a successful woman. bruh
@mccartney7762
3 жыл бұрын
jesus i don't think he's ever torn apart an album quite like this. absolutely brutal
@thecommentssectionwithbret625
3 жыл бұрын
*Thank you for watching, endeavor,* *write to the expert and* *broker as soon for more enlightenment* *and tips What>app....* *+
@prammetacon3010
3 жыл бұрын
@@thecommentssectionwithbret625 wtf it's the real fantano?? I will trust this man
@marisaj6577
3 жыл бұрын
jaw dropped 4 times in 8 min shit was wiild
@omenp6203
3 жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gents, now we don’t need to watch his best/worst albums lists at the end of the year
@jirehjirehjirehjireh
3 жыл бұрын
Both #1 spots are spoiled
@MelMelodyWerner
3 жыл бұрын
The Big Day didn't get #1 worst in 2019 despite being a 0/10 too, so nice try, but NOT GOOD's can be anything from a 0 to maybe a 3 going by the year end lists.
@scrollingonthiswebsite
3 жыл бұрын
@@MelMelodyWerner that’s true, but judging by how hard this album got shat on, it’s reasonable to expect this to be the #1 worst album on fantano’s list. like, it got lower than a light 0
@dancerarinz556
3 жыл бұрын
We do have 5 months left... Anything can happen. I mean, there were 2 10's in 2018.
@vindicator.
3 жыл бұрын
@@dancerarinz556 like Corey feldman can bless us with a new disasterpiece album
@Rawbertoh
3 жыл бұрын
yeezy rubbing his hands in anticipation as fantano's bar is set so low only a week before his new album
@sameenshakya5188
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ayubali2431
3 жыл бұрын
watch him give it a decent 6 now
@tylersquanto8938
3 жыл бұрын
@@ayubali2431 it better not have anything sounding like that nah nah song he dropped earlier. That was his worst song ever Jesus Christ
@getwobbledobbledoodleded8460
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylersquanto8938 honestly I don't think you have to worry about that. I've heard good things from people that have been lucky enough to hear it.
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@getwobbledobbledoodleded8460 I heard he's performing on rolling loud too so that's exciting
@JiveTAB
3 жыл бұрын
The "Fall Apart" pedal squeak is actually hilarious. That's the only song I went to go listen to after this review, haha
@MrDwightSchrute
3 жыл бұрын
I went to listen to hear it but I couldn’t detect it :(
@juliorodrigo6259
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDwightSchrute it’s almost unpercievable, you really have to pay attention to the kick drum. But once you detect it, you cannot ignore it anymore!
@trocoplaytv1254
3 жыл бұрын
@@juliorodrigo6259 I disagree personally but I respect your experience. My experience I hear it whenever she isn't singing over it and very loudly too. When she sings it's barely audible. But otherwise it's very loud for me
@havesomecarrots
3 жыл бұрын
going to the comments of her videos and seeing so many people praise her singing...like, i don't want her to be inundated with nothing but insults, because that sounds miserable and i don't have anything against her as a person, but like jesus christ how can you defend those vocals? do tones and i fans live in an alternate universe? this is one of the few artists that i genuinely cannot understand the appeal of
@NotFine
3 жыл бұрын
The power of subjectivity I guess
@peepsiee
3 жыл бұрын
yeah but she’s “qUIrKy” and “nOt LIkE tHE oTHEr sInGeRS”
@CylindricalWhistle
3 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of them are not native English speakers and so they aren't as affected by the affected way she pronounces words.
@havesomecarrots
3 жыл бұрын
@@CylindricalWhistle yeah, that could definitely explain part of it
@vincentlo7678
3 жыл бұрын
It works well with children I guess, my nephew loves Dance Monkey
@joshgibbons-eyre8697
3 жыл бұрын
I've been saying for years how fuck-awful Tones and I is. I feel so validated thanks Anthony
@markkennell8215
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh I can see you’re Australian too thanks to your profile picture. Apologize on their behalf😤
@MCLemonyfresh
3 жыл бұрын
I’m so baffled at how “Dance Monkey” became so famous. Who the fuck heard that song and thought “oy this right here is a banger”? Apparently a lot of people since it was so popular. Boggles the mind.
@josephwoo69
3 жыл бұрын
The way she sings is just so fucking annoying. It’s like she’s intentionally trying to pronounce things as annoyingly as possible
@johnpaulcross424
3 жыл бұрын
@@MCLemonyfresh 2 billion Spotify streams and counting, I cannot fathom why
@Warxoth
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephwoo69 she sounds like what would happen if Tarzan's gorilla sister suddenly got an urge to start singing; I've never wished to be deaf as much as when her garbage hits the radio.
@dr.dolittle4505
3 жыл бұрын
"At least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror. This thing isn't even Rocky Perturbed."
@MrReklaw226
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is something he said.
@heckingbamboozled8097
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrReklaw226 Don't you just love how terrible youtube comments are? "Hey guys! He said this quote! So funny amiright gimme likes"
@hhoopplaa
3 жыл бұрын
@@heckingbamboozled8097 Oh no, how dare they repeat the quote to stress this line they found funny! Nah sorry, I find comments like yours worse.
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@heckingbamboozled8097 😐
@WilliamMaranciMashups
3 жыл бұрын
when you announced the 0 i was positive it was gonna be your wavves review
@captainacab1312
3 жыл бұрын
fantano should review ur channel. actual 10/10
@taylorbrewing
3 жыл бұрын
Ur the best
@nurbz0788
3 жыл бұрын
William, I will have your baby if you make a polished version of the mashup I have on my channel. It's literally my only video, and I'm a huge fan of yours
@JakeRanney
3 жыл бұрын
william maranci alert
@j.s.7894
3 жыл бұрын
Do we really think the Wavves album was THAT bad though?
@sonicthehedgegod
3 жыл бұрын
she literally sounds like she’s never drank water once in her life. my throat hurts hearing her sing.
@Gothstana
3 жыл бұрын
"This isn't even Rocky Perturbed" is the best diss you've said since the Green Day review
@luckygitane
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the crass "buffet of shit" on the last JT album
@max-beckett
3 жыл бұрын
What’s Rocky Perturbed? Tried googling the phrase but it’s not showing up much 🤔
@nutty422
3 жыл бұрын
@@max-beckett rocky horror is a horror film that isn't that disturbing or weird, he's saying it's not even that, it's hardly rocky perturbed
@cw175
3 жыл бұрын
Green day review was hilarious- especially the “ i didnt expect that to be off a cliff”
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
3 жыл бұрын
"at least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror. This isn't even Rocky Perturbed" is an all time great Fantano line
@KingBlonde
3 жыл бұрын
My friend saw tones and I live and she mainly did "pop" covers of boomer rock radio songs and a few originals. Really shows how herself and her management view her career.
@weeskle2
3 жыл бұрын
“46% liked this album” *Damn it’s nearly impossible to get below an 80%*
@very025
3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that even lower than A2TC Edit: I just once accidentally read 53% it’s 13%
@shiningnightmare5616
3 жыл бұрын
Masseduction by St. Vincent got around 49% St. Vincent = Tones and I confirmed
@NotFine
3 жыл бұрын
Its 39 now lol
@SK1238723947238947234
3 жыл бұрын
@@shiningnightmare5616 I still don’t know why masseduction got that tho. Did it get review bombed or something?
@shiningnightmare5616
3 жыл бұрын
@@SK1238723947238947234 - Masseduction win grammu for best rock performance - People angry - "This is not rock" - Their fave didn't win - *Masseduction 49% accident Ok actually I don't know the actual reason but She's winning grammy for that might be one of the factor
@mageofstuff
3 жыл бұрын
She released a "deluxe" which is literally her whole previous EP with Dance Monkey and its +2Billion streams so now the album skyrocketed in streams and is like the second most streamed album of 2021😭😭😭😭😭😭
@hanabi64
3 жыл бұрын
the music industry is just disgusting LMAO 🤣
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf that's scummy but also genius
@plagueofangel8694
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of how artists throw in copies of albums with ticket sales now to bolster their sales numbers.
@tylersquanto8938
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody listens to that dance monkey song, grocery stores just play it every day so it’s high in streams
@totempolejoe1
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylersquanto8938 I work in a grocery store. They play that song every other day. I fucking hate it.
@eliasjansons6273
3 жыл бұрын
Is this the technically lowest score possible? That's actually quite an achievement
@masterofdisguise9564
3 жыл бұрын
Especially for a debut album. Takes a lot of effort to get a score that bad, clearly she has a lot of talent if she can get it on her first try.
@juhaniaho6698
3 жыл бұрын
NOT GOOD
@Ivanisasi
3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Madhouse" she's so craaaazyyyy
@Izzyfbr
3 жыл бұрын
hahahah ikr she’s so wild can’t take her anywhere 🤪
@FELCommentary
3 жыл бұрын
Shes just like a potato omgggg 🤪🤪🤪
@vriskaserket1120
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the Damaged tattoo on her forehead
@perfectsekai
3 жыл бұрын
she’s sooooo crazzzyyyyyy love her 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@undigesteddonut
3 жыл бұрын
she's always goofing off 🤪🤪
@sewellydewelly8191
3 жыл бұрын
i live in victoria and a couple of my friends' bands were rehearsing at a local studio we use all the time for gigs, rehearsals and recordings, and, according to them, one day tones & i just rocked up out of nowhere and demanded the owner of the studio kick them all out so she could use the studio all for herself, ive heard the same story from like 8 people who were all there at the time. its not a very well known studio apart from the people who frequent it, and the weirdest part is it primarily used by the local metal and punk bands. (edit: this happened, i believe around late 2019 to early 2020, whenever dance monkey started to get reeeaaally popular / and yes, the studio owner did end up kicking out the other bands for her, it wasn't really his fault tho, he didn't have much of a choice)
@RD-tw7sx
3 жыл бұрын
What's the studio called?
@sewellydewelly8191
3 жыл бұрын
@@RD-tw7sx singing bird studios
@RD-tw7sx
3 жыл бұрын
@@sewellydewelly8191 thanks!
@RD-tw7sx
3 жыл бұрын
@@sewellydewelly8191 in Frankston?
@sewellydewelly8191
3 жыл бұрын
@@RD-tw7sx yes
@codymenesini5102
3 жыл бұрын
Album titles gives off big “I’m so quirky” vibes.
@sand4273
3 жыл бұрын
r/iamveryrandom
@ziggle5000
3 жыл бұрын
So do literally all of her songs
@BigOwl51
2 жыл бұрын
The biggest travesty about Tones And I is that she wasn’t a one hit wonder
@firstnamelastname7244
Жыл бұрын
Has she had any hits besides dance monkey?
@BigOwl51
11 ай бұрын
@@firstnamelastname7244not in America but in the rest of the world her songs “never seen the rain”, “fly away” and a few others were all big hits.
@firstnamelastname7244
11 ай бұрын
@@BigOwl51 I'm sorry.
@lucasflaherty8588
3 жыл бұрын
Anthony, you can’t just give this a 0 just because it had “WILSHIRE”.
@patrickstar9122
3 жыл бұрын
"I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on Everything, I'm an expert on everything, everything sucks, play the next song"
@wojteksocha2002
3 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering how long people will talk about WILSHIRE lmaoo
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@wojteksocha2002 it's gonna be the new meme alongside DAMN., MBDTF, logic and more
@unhxlysilver1688
3 жыл бұрын
@@JaMorantBiggerArm kinda strange how this became the new meme tbh those were full ass albums/artists this is just 1 song that melon said he wasn't too crazy about
@parley78
3 жыл бұрын
“Are Tyler fans ok?” -Melon
@Francisah
3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this review twice a day since it came out. Truly soothing music to my aching ears after enduring Dance Monkey.
@MacoAndrews
3 жыл бұрын
I feel sad that the review is based on a song that its not on the album. but that's me.
@Francisah
3 жыл бұрын
@@MacoAndrews The review was based on the fact that it was bad.
@MacoAndrews
3 жыл бұрын
@@Francisah yeah, sure. Doesn't sound like a revenge for dance monkey at all... See talks in this album about how hard is for her to be hated for doing her stuff without causing harm to anyone and seeing you guys hating on her like that, makes me thing that despite of her music being not good, she has a point.
@Francisah
3 жыл бұрын
@@MacoAndrews Bro, get your ears checked
@MacoAndrews
3 жыл бұрын
@@Francisah sure...
@punkishhiphop
3 жыл бұрын
"Where's the exit?" God, that was so savage
@vivian-sasha-taylor
3 жыл бұрын
In case anyone feels bad about Melon ripping her a new one, she's doing NFTs.
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
Ew
@brandon4117
3 жыл бұрын
I suddenly feel like he wasn't harsh enough.
@daftbanna7202
3 жыл бұрын
whats that
@lolwutizit
3 жыл бұрын
@@daftbanna7202 It's when you sell "ownership" of intangible content like a video or a song for Ethereum, and the proof of ownership is a unique token that can be sold later. Basically a shitty scam bubble, existing tokens break fast, people rush trying to sell others' stuff, people rush putting out random shit to try and make a quick buck
@degau558
3 жыл бұрын
Tones and I featuring Spellling and Godsmack - ‘You Can’t Spell “10” Without “0”’
@jadusdoe8470
3 жыл бұрын
Literally no one is disagreeing here, this album really does suck lmao
@moecash8450
3 жыл бұрын
It’s soooooooooo mediocre
@lucymorrison5184
3 жыл бұрын
@Moè CaSh mediocre is generous, it’s absolutely horrific
@JezzaSezza
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine even listening to it
@ElYams
3 жыл бұрын
You just don't get it Fantano, you ain't as crazy and quirky as she is.
@dalfin9286
3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto notes through a kazoo". Couldn't have put it in better words
@fliptheflunk
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is technically the lowest score Anthony has given an album ever bc the Green Day was a strong 0 but this was a LIGHT 0. Pretty sure this the first time he’s given a light 0 unironically from my understanding
@baileybrown811
3 жыл бұрын
Idk, "big fat goose egg" seems like it's less than a light 0 haha. That's as low as a 0 can get tbh
@lorev5440
3 жыл бұрын
Melon gave Lil B’s “I’m Gay (I’m Happy)” a light 0 in 2011
@tylermcallister6875
3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like Imagine Dragons producing a beat for a Spirit Halloween commercial" fuck I wish someone would roast me as good as Melon roasts these records
@LukeLikesToDraw
3 жыл бұрын
Lemme try. Tyler McAllister? Sounds like a rejected Kevin McCallister if they were even more bratty.
@cacophonic400
3 жыл бұрын
This is the only thing involving Tones and I that makes me smile.
@gwen6622
3 жыл бұрын
"this thing isnt even Rocky Perturbed" is the most savage thing ive heard in a long fucking time
@fantashtish
3 жыл бұрын
How can you give a 0 without the album being about someone's wife
@jamesburky
3 жыл бұрын
Ooooh the Tones and I IGH
@ihychristian
3 жыл бұрын
A Crow Looked at Me wasn't a zero tho
@JaMorantBiggerArm
3 жыл бұрын
@@ihychristian because it was about a crow ofc
@michaelavanessian8558
3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember _Speeding Bullet to Heaven_ being about anybody's wife
@miguelfernandes9215
3 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck would you spoil it
@Lincolnlogsoff
3 жыл бұрын
It's really sad that she has tons of fans that think she is genuinely like a next-level vocal prodigy singer
@toneronii
3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I'm sorry for Tones & I.
@king_chicken36
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing someone from Frankston getting so big internationally is pretty motivating, but it sucks that she's just got super basic song-writing and has lost the 'quality' of what quirk(?) she did have to begin with
@ashtoncatford693
3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry for her too. She hasn't done anything wrong.
@shadyspiritomb5285
3 жыл бұрын
At least you gave us King Gizzard, we'll make your execution less painful for that
@shadyspiritomb5285
3 жыл бұрын
actually never mind i think masked wolf is Australian so you get no mercy
@nokostunes
3 жыл бұрын
you got tame impala so we're good
@robmortimer4150
3 жыл бұрын
“Listening to Cyndi Lauper humming falsetto through a kazoo” Amazing
@shibe_doge
3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about that is that Cyndi Lauper would actually make that sound good
@charlesgarand
3 жыл бұрын
Now the only possible redemption for Tones and I is through a hyperpop arc.
@m00nrac00n
3 жыл бұрын
She seems to be in her Jokerfication right now, so Hyper/Glitch Pop should not be off the table. Then again she is radio fluff. Im sure she does not want to anger her mom fans who like her "funny, quirky voice" with crazy production.
@SK1238723947238947234
3 жыл бұрын
featuring dorian electra.
@redactedname247
3 жыл бұрын
If Tones and I puts out a hyperpop song called "Dumb Zebra" I am blaming you.
@charlesgarand
3 жыл бұрын
@@m00nrac00n true! But remember Charli XCX used to be radio fluff! PC music and hyperpop are transformative in that they allow for the curation of music landscapes which require some (re)considering sometimes. The pop tropes could be celebrated through warping, distortion, and thematic appropriation an experimental direction.
@willnovak4173
3 жыл бұрын
If anyone has the potential to ruin hyperpop it would be Tones and I
@bradyo2
2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend made the mistake of playing ‘I’m a mess’ on a random Spotify playlist in the car once and I was flabbergasted as to how it was created by a real human being. It randomly came up again yesterday so I decided to KZitem and see if Fantano had reviewed it. I’ve never felt more justified in my life than I did hearing his opinion on that piece of shit.
@Kincaid_
3 жыл бұрын
I have to say, this isn’t even a surprising outcome. “Tones and I” is genuinely a whole ass NOT GOOD.
@maddexulanowski1184
3 жыл бұрын
Thank god she will never have another hit again
@faro8784
3 жыл бұрын
@@maddexulanowski1184 in america. she’s still big across the world :(
@faro8784
3 жыл бұрын
@@synthesiageek4667 .....that’s why i said across the world
@synthesiageek4667
3 жыл бұрын
@@faro8784 my bad, i somehow misread your comment
@faro8784
3 жыл бұрын
@@synthesiageek4667 hahah it’s all good
@gutterbaby8382
3 жыл бұрын
I can't thank you enough for giving this a 0. As an Australian I'm so disappointed that for as much homegrown talent we have here, Tones and her nails-on-chalkboard voice was what made it big.
@mugsyarulpaatham1662
3 жыл бұрын
Getting a 0 is equally prestigious to getting a 10
@Windows98.
3 жыл бұрын
Technically rarer! Only 4 of these to 7 10’s (most people forget about Goblins Strong Strong Beefy Huge Gigantic In Your Face 10)
@mugsyarulpaatham1662
3 жыл бұрын
@@Windows98. yah. Everybody forgets about goblin
@santoriomaker69
3 жыл бұрын
@@Windows98. SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
@mps83
3 жыл бұрын
Tones? Is that you?
@VitaminBeez
3 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend loves Tones and I. She literally WAS a theater kid who did Rocky Horror. Dear god....
@2000Doriyas
3 жыл бұрын
Break it off now king, I know it’s not gonna be easy
@sonofthenorth18
2 жыл бұрын
You should leave her.
@ThePowercanal
2 жыл бұрын
Good for her, people can listen whatever the fuck they want
@sirpsychosussy
Жыл бұрын
I admire your character, dude. A lesser man like myself would have got into a relationship-ending argument over such a music taste.
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