For some reason, I actually am RAPPING in this video. WTF have I done..?
@terhowright7762
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow #McGuerrero
@eazypeasygaming6641
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow love your videos man your awsome
@Wolfpack4401
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Joe you are awesome
@ouzzi2209
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow Cool video! Keep up the good work. ps. when new instagram livestream
@theshimmer3870
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow I love your channel
@keithbarlow9701
6 жыл бұрын
This channel is addictive. I’ve already watched 10 videos today.
@umbilicalcord
6 жыл бұрын
Binge watching here a year to late lol
@matthewpunk2012
6 жыл бұрын
Binge watching from now on.
@joshtracy1029
5 жыл бұрын
Binging also started with Danny's first video
@Psychrism
5 жыл бұрын
ikrrr
@g1niouz
5 жыл бұрын
@don't care boohoo
@coryc0213
7 жыл бұрын
From 7 years in the joint to enjoying a lil youtube success...good for you bro
@everything2872
6 жыл бұрын
coryc021 he’s getting paid now
@ImBored-vr6ih
6 жыл бұрын
Iamyouonlydifferent LOLOLOL HAHAHA
@peltsi3666
6 жыл бұрын
i think its big youtube success after 7 years.. i mean APS has 1mil subs soon..
@justwow768
6 жыл бұрын
peltsi already there mate
@Attachments.
6 жыл бұрын
@Tracchofyre dude. This comment is over a year old he didnt have this much success a year ago when it was posted
@adriang2332
5 жыл бұрын
Prisoner: *claims to be next big rapper* Also prisoner: *has a 50 year sentence*
@Mushroom_god69
5 жыл бұрын
Aka snitch9ine
@burgerukko
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mushroom_god69 wym he getting out 2020
@GamingForst1
4 жыл бұрын
@@burgerukko umm no he not
@rossduncan8280
4 жыл бұрын
A lot of UK rappers blow up in prison (frosty for example another Loski
@ktg5713
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@renur1122
7 жыл бұрын
Joe, I just got out of prison after 10 years for multiple offenses. I can relate with your videos a lot and you inspire me to do better! Recently I ran in trouble with police again for petty theft and I received a warning. The police officer said if I commit one more offense I will be sent back to prions. Your videos help me a lot so I have decided to turn my life around now. I want to say thank you to you joe and I hope more people will listen to you and be great full for what you've done!
@kubs0n553
7 жыл бұрын
renurs Me too bro. I was locked up in Birmingham Prison for 6 and a half years for entering a local nursery with no clothes and a glock-18. My real name is Tony White but I was generally known as the school shooter. Prison is a horrible place. Joe is a huge inspiration.
@renur1122
7 жыл бұрын
KuBs0n I knew a guy in prison that did the same thing. He got rapped constantly. Even CO's sometimes told him to bend over... not a pleasant thing to get caught doing...
@kubs0n553
7 жыл бұрын
renurs not surprising the co's always used to throw my soap on the floor and ask to check my luggage. if i refused id get handcuffed and forced to do it, my friend hid a phone in there once and they beat him to death... floor is always wet bro
@JustinDiCriscio
7 жыл бұрын
renurs may I ask what you did to get in prison
@kubs0n553
7 жыл бұрын
Stealth Bomber Gaming no i didnt, i got damn close though these prison guards were really corrupt, when there was trouble you couldnt even ask for help because they were 'on a date'
@JimmyTurner
6 жыл бұрын
I remember being in jail and in the bus to court a kid was telling everybody he was in there for murder (which was an obvious lie he would have not been in the same area as us and would be wearing red) and he was in there for shoplifting from Walmart and cried when he got a 30 day sentence. Then on the bus back told everybody he was going away for life. Even with all the people who were in court with him confirmed he was lying and cried.
@diogow9
5 жыл бұрын
And everyone clapped?
@Makin3m
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@billithekid7056
5 жыл бұрын
First time I got booked I asked.....do I smile? (For the pic) somebody in the back thought that was the funniest shit they ever heard.
@Russianbro777
5 жыл бұрын
any updates?
@oneworld9071
4 жыл бұрын
Was his name Donald J?
@brandysigmon9066
4 жыл бұрын
I was locked up with a fool that constantly bragged about his fortune and doings outside of prison, he had been locked up for several months on a measly $500 cash bond
@brianjacobsen5762
4 жыл бұрын
Lot shit talkers in there.
@timmythompson2186
3 жыл бұрын
Right. But he was only not able to pay that bond because he didn't trust none of his model bitches with his safe codes.
@sonnydaguy617
4 жыл бұрын
My brother was locked up with this guy kept bragging about how much money hes got how big as houses how many cars he got and no one believed him until he receive pictures then after that he got extorted by almost every shot caller in there
@dannysigurdson6533
4 жыл бұрын
lmao the ying and yang to his ego- now people believe him that he was better off than all of them on the outside. But now he has to pay most of the little he has to those very people for his safety. It's a Shakespearian message
@proxyl0rd787
3 жыл бұрын
Buddy of mine who is wealthy got locked up, he went the opposite way pretended to be "lower-middle class"
@larsr6466
7 жыл бұрын
Prison sounds like high school
@GlaBurnzUrHouseAK47
7 жыл бұрын
my hs has window bars. Former prison I bet
@FourLetterGT
7 жыл бұрын
+ALEXIOR most are. Large common room with halls placed throughout allowing visibility to all halls when standing in the middle of the commons
@liljefe3016
7 жыл бұрын
Lars R High school is basically super low security Juvenile Hall. Think about it...discipline without due process, shitty food, warrantless searches...it's not that different Juvie is a lot like a super-high security High School
@dominicthedefiant3210
7 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Prison has less rape
@dominicthedefiant3210
7 жыл бұрын
Wrong. Prison has less rape.
@StockholmCityNiko
7 жыл бұрын
I like the silver plaque in the background Joe !! You deserve it man
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Nikolas576 thank you bro.😆
@goblin2879
7 жыл бұрын
Nikolas576 Jared from Subway lost 400lbs
@blu3b3rryr3d3
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow gold soon???
@TheSkateDemons
7 жыл бұрын
Nikolas576 he definitely deserves it
@garrettagee2489
7 жыл бұрын
Nikolas576 he does
@tonymadilia8533
6 жыл бұрын
They were kingpins in the street...had 7 houses...16 cars....but are asking me for a shot of coffee every morning...lol
@jasonwalters5288
6 жыл бұрын
tony madilia LMAO. So fucking true. Happened to me every other day.
@mnmafia6624
6 жыл бұрын
Can i get a shot bro, i swear i gotchu when i get some money on books.
@edubz1906
6 жыл бұрын
Mad bitches 5 cars 3 houses and got pictures to back it up but aint got a noodle, always trading state food i hate those dudes, we called one out had picture of him on a crotch rocket, but when asked about what type ect said it was an automatic yahmaha 3000, when was a suzuki 600 dude was so embarrassed kites out
@jonplaud
6 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy outside of prison who talked like he had 2 houses and needed help renting them. Guy was a quasi-security guard who was Trump supporting Hispanic who believed in alternative facts and that the moon landing never happened.
@mikey2time484
6 жыл бұрын
Or a 10cent ramen soup til next commissary? Lmao..sure bro just double it up
@TalkingThrones
5 жыл бұрын
I would rank "the leach" very high on the list. Anyone constantly asking or begging for shit is really annoying.
@noahwoodland2831
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah for real they could at least do a laundry hustle. State soap don't cost nothin, and if u do undies u can get an extra soup!
@MoparStephen
6 жыл бұрын
Crazy stuff man - you should do public speaking, especially in high schools. You might just scare the shit out of some kids and help them stay clean.
@kraigmorgan3259
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Public speaking with a speech impediment
@pnbproductions6008
6 жыл бұрын
+Kraig morgan So what? It’s the ideas that are important, not how you convey them
@oakleysierney1918
6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately he's such a likeble guy they might start thinking it's cool to go to prison lol
@johnvilmore261
5 жыл бұрын
He actually should. He’ll be making some good money and he would be effective in discouraging crime
@melancholymedusa1070
5 жыл бұрын
@@kraigmorgan3259 ever heard the expression...its better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are stupid and than to open your mouth and confirm it?
@Smorgasvord
7 жыл бұрын
10 Things You Would Say To A Kid In The Scared Straight Program
@xINTENSORx
4 жыл бұрын
The emerging rapper is annoying inside and outside prison.
@walshy2116
4 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@steeplesheeple
4 жыл бұрын
unless they're actually good haha
@iwkaoy8758
4 жыл бұрын
@Hubris up coming singers are worse
@hassanabdul-khaaliq9645
3 жыл бұрын
Man, those guys are the worst. And they rap every single minute
@Dolphinsfan1981
3 жыл бұрын
Talking about jail rappers you should of met this kid we called kung fu kid
@ramblinralph7609
5 жыл бұрын
I did my time in the 70s and 80s. Can't imagine doing a stretch today with these punks.
@proudamerican4529
4 жыл бұрын
No shit 78/83
@BrettonFerguson
4 жыл бұрын
Lower security prisons have the loud mouths, people rapping and yelling. Everybody is short and trying to make parole. You go to a higher level with lifers and murderers, and lifer murderers, it is quiet. Really quiet. When people do talk, they talk really low, almost a whisper. They could be asking what's for chow today and will talk real low so nobody more than a foot or two away can hear. People are nice and respectful when half the population is doing life for murder. Nobody yells threats or talks shit either. If you piss someone off, they won't say shit, they won't yell, won't threaten you, they will just shank you or not shank you. I had a 68 year old bunkie. He had been locked up since he was 18. He was fat, old, and out of shape. Still I was kind of afraid of the guy so I was really nice and respectful to him. He snored loud as hell. I never woke him up and asked him to sleep on his side. I just let him snore. I figured 50 years in prison, let the guy sleep. It didn't keep me awake anyway. I grew up sleeping a lot at my grandpa's house and he snored loud, so I think my brain got used to the sound and snoring never kept me awake. Plus he might just behead me in my sleep if I pissed him off. Also I was going home on parole in 2 weeks. I didn't tell anyone I had a parole, they would steal my shit knowing I probably wouldn't defend myself and risk the parole.
@wsshinobi5835
3 жыл бұрын
We’ll whoop your old ass punk
@tarynmosakowski3512
3 жыл бұрын
@@wsshinobi5835 get locked up with me, be my bunkie, I'll pull your card
@wsshinobi5835
3 жыл бұрын
@@tarynmosakowski3512 have yo bm send me extra commissary. Both of em
@figliodihades
7 жыл бұрын
this man is describing prisoners like fucking Pokemon types 😂😂😂😂
@biggiecheese1903
7 жыл бұрын
Dude you do the most amazing videos ever, I really hope you keep this up 😁
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Turner thanks bro.😆 just wait til tomorrow lol
@biggiecheese1903
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow I can't wait 😁, I just love how real you are in these videos and how it feels like you are talking to me directly and having a convo with me.
@kirapiper
7 жыл бұрын
Joe you are sexy asf
@User-nn9uw
7 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, how about a video of the 10 rookie mistakes not to do in a prison?
@kayenta33
7 жыл бұрын
Great idea this one, do it
@TheShape.
7 жыл бұрын
Kanono #1 don't drop the soap
@joedummmi281
7 жыл бұрын
Just thinking about that!! Good stuff
@devonbourque680
7 жыл бұрын
Kanono Joe should definitely make a video on at I would like to hear what he did compared to what I did
@afx9862
7 жыл бұрын
you're Quik Arent ya? ;)
@MCR1565
5 жыл бұрын
This is great! I laughed my ass off! 🤣 I’m dying... a Dr. in the free world and can’t read?? What! Lol! 🔥🔥🔥
@shrek_428
6 жыл бұрын
we had 2 that you didn't mention. 1. The Bug - ADHD, hyperactive, etc, someone who won't/can't chill out, at all hours. 2. The Stray Cat - someone who goes around mooching, and when someone helps him, even once, he's like a stray cat that you've fed, you can't get rid of him.
@chancehernandez9777
5 жыл бұрын
4 sure
@brad4058
5 жыл бұрын
I know yall aint talkin bout no California prisons. Those types of people get dealt with quick. They get sent to the infirmary and you'll never see they ass again.
aw shit I didnt realize I stole this comment my bad fam lmao
@sadderwhiskeymann
6 жыл бұрын
look, i work at cleaning sevices and all i can say is, there is a polite way to step at a freshly cleaned floor and a rude way.
@Agent-fc8in
5 жыл бұрын
Bippinflyke M that shit was funny tho .. did the same thing
@theacaciamatrix1537
4 жыл бұрын
ahhhh....called out the floor buffers...that was on point
@Varsocona
6 жыл бұрын
One of my brothers is locked up. Got himself in there on purpose to, and I quote, "Boost his rap career". He's been having a rough time, and now I know why. :p
@ian4prez
5 жыл бұрын
well he’s a dumbass then
@MatthewSheaSullivan
5 жыл бұрын
That’s just sad. Good luck to that man
@Collector10114
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I lost my brother to prison but he deserved it ! Fuc% you other guys No respect or sympathy ! Your not alone man it can feel like you are but your not stay strong
@rghunter4439
5 жыл бұрын
Is your brother OG Loc
@Everett_James
5 жыл бұрын
Yeh I heard hes apart of the rap group booty bandits now
@harleydavis4377
7 жыл бұрын
Joe, it seems like you're doing better and you're so much funnier.
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Harley Davis thank you.😃 and I am. Sometimes you just have to have fun and laugh. makes like a lot better. lol
@joelthehole1767
7 жыл бұрын
+AfterPrisonShow hey Joe! Just wanna say, I really love your videos, keep it up.
@draneone1102
7 жыл бұрын
watttts uppp my guyy
@Malouco
7 жыл бұрын
Harley Davis was he a prick before.
@NeveranticStory
7 жыл бұрын
You get to be registered as sex offender for a fuckin masturbation in prison? WTF America?!
@NeveranticStory
7 жыл бұрын
Ok, that makes a bit sense, especially considereing how Joe mentioned numerous times prisoners often fap to female staff members, but still I don't get America's obsession with sex & porn. Where I live (Poland, and I think it is true to the most of the EU too) prisoners are free to have porn in their possesion, not to mention what they do with it. You can literally have posters of naked chicks hanging all over your bunk area, actually you are expected to, otherwise you're pretty sure to be classified as a punk:)
@thinkingagain5966
7 жыл бұрын
Sheltar Haarmen so ur called a punk if u don't have porn in there? wtf
@Demonmixer
7 жыл бұрын
Are you a punk if you have a red mohawk?
@jamesbickell9515
4 жыл бұрын
I’m a C/O and this guy cracks me up. You hear and see so much.
@anthonybursey4769
7 жыл бұрын
10 gossip that happens in prison
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Bursey what guys gossip about in prison could be something... lol
@anthonybursey4769
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow make a vid on that I love to watch that
@alexwilliamson2156
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow i would watch that
@lukedoggydoggshoumaker
6 жыл бұрын
I had a celly wash his clothes in the toilet right in front of me. We had a laundry room and ida given him soap lol. Gross. He also thought he could bang on the door and rap. Worst rapper ever. I told him I bet he could wrap presents at Wal-Mart lol but I don't think they hire felons lol. Anyways thanks for the show... It brings back some funny memories.☆
@ATL3xtra
6 жыл бұрын
Gossip is the #1 reason why fight happen
@Dan08ross
7 жыл бұрын
Prison, high school mentality with deadly consequences
@atvman12
6 жыл бұрын
TheWalkersAreEvolving you just proved his point
@JimmyTurner
6 жыл бұрын
Paddy dead on
@JimmyTurner
6 жыл бұрын
OliG lol
@gondaliv6614
7 жыл бұрын
Those pilot prisoners must sexually identify as an attack helicopter
@torusuetsugu2353
7 жыл бұрын
Gondaliv "sexually" that doesn't make since. just say identify as an attack helicopter
@therossblackwoodshow6288
7 жыл бұрын
Gondaliv I have to give you a like for that one lmao
@littydude6323
7 жыл бұрын
That's a knee slapper
@Endellion_The_Hellion
7 жыл бұрын
Gondaliv I'm weak af
@masaallen1009
6 жыл бұрын
A hijacker. Haaaaa!
@straypart8042
4 жыл бұрын
Real Vikings from back in the day were actually very clean.
@xxwhiteboy420x4
7 жыл бұрын
I hate when it's late at night and there's an ad on KZitem that's scary af
@CarvedParachute
6 жыл бұрын
Clorox bleach same lol
@secharlieft9360
6 жыл бұрын
True
@livinlifedaily4208
6 жыл бұрын
Clorox bleach I never see ads get yourself KZitem red you won't have the issues bud
@Snake6250
6 жыл бұрын
How are you in every comment section of most of the videos I watch?
@imseth6315
6 жыл бұрын
Why....why are you like in ever comment section guy?
@nodutherone
6 жыл бұрын
Damn bro this ish is "golden" your content is so interesting and entertaining it has litterally taken over my feed.
@quantrellbishop9263
6 жыл бұрын
That rap actually wasnt bad, you got some skill joe
@mikeyjames6808
6 жыл бұрын
hes got soul. realness off the top VS some generic hook.
@nicholasvogt7039
6 жыл бұрын
Yo yo yo my name is joe i wear my hat backwards and my pants down low
@themagicbleach6576
6 жыл бұрын
Spencer Huddleston ikr
@mikegauthier3617
5 жыл бұрын
Vikings were actually known to take a lot of pride in their grooming standards.
@aliAlyacoub
5 жыл бұрын
*I know* it was so annoying to hear that they were dirty
@dcowboys6213
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@TheTeodorsoldierabvb
4 жыл бұрын
Try reading some contemporary accounts from foreigners who visited them, there are some Byzantine travelers and especially Ahmed Ibn Fadlan, who described them spitting and snorting into a bowl of water and then washing with it, for example.
@TheTeodorsoldierabvb
4 жыл бұрын
@@AlwaysHalloween000 All of them were. Don't buy english propaganda, they were filthy as fuck.
@rob420bie
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTeodorsoldierabvb LOL, everyone was nasty in those times. Those considered clean would probably be equivalent to today's homeless. You're talking over a thousand years ago, long before running water.
@boochypleasure1319
7 жыл бұрын
''Lettuce''.. I swear Joe.. I fucking swear..
@upseter
7 жыл бұрын
Little Jacob you swore
@bigdickens6636
7 жыл бұрын
Little Jacob aaaaaah you swore I'm telling
@jamestrotman3238
7 жыл бұрын
Dead Pig we got a snitch over here xD jokes man,
@Shoshii
7 жыл бұрын
jadi bamanaboni oooOOO
@boggzmma4948
7 жыл бұрын
Joe is actually fire 🔥 at rapping I'd buy his mixtape ✌🏼️
@snowblue2362
7 жыл бұрын
boggz gaming da he was good.
@darkrelaxation2385
6 жыл бұрын
*every ten seconds* *goes forward and raises his eyebrows*
@skulldropz2279
5 жыл бұрын
Joe
@Nobody-sm7rc
5 жыл бұрын
Why did you steal my name? I don't like you now.
@chucky1time337
5 жыл бұрын
Looks like he has turrets syndrome he funny to listen to tho and knows of what he speaks for real
@imgrindin
4 жыл бұрын
@@skulldropz2279 i was hoping they'd bite. So you could say joe mama. Lol
@kokumalamoi3421
5 жыл бұрын
A "Viking" never drops the soap. ;)
@imgrindin
4 жыл бұрын
Thats because they dont shower
@xdanielxdt
4 жыл бұрын
But they drop the shit from their ass as they dont wipe themselves
@timothydavey7569
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
@claudermiller
3 жыл бұрын
I worked with one. I asked if he ever took a shower. He said they don't rape people who stink. Good point I guess.
@janhollon3078
6 жыл бұрын
Put the complainer the viking and the rapper in a cell together and then take bets on who gets killed first. You could become quite wealthy running this game.
@DocR16
5 жыл бұрын
The prison dead pool
@danadabrowski1936
5 жыл бұрын
My money is on the viking getting gashed up first .
@SethKolbePrefect
5 жыл бұрын
Complainer dies last.. I swear in my time in prison a large chunk of them are whiny saps.. like damn dude you're being punished.. you expect it to be a millionaire lifestyle.. no.. society sees you as an animal that needs to be locked up in a cage with poor but just barely acceptable living conditions. As annoying as these people are theyre very common and I don't think too many have a problem with them simply because they're that type of person themselves some of the time. Viking is the worst.. I'm over here doing time.. my brain, body, and taste is being punished without choice and your dumbass is choosing to be disgusting.. nah fuck outta here. The rappers are sometimes chill by sometimes they're like described here.
@paganwolf5951
3 жыл бұрын
I like that concept!
@lampshade8780
7 жыл бұрын
Lol what if the people in his prison watch his channel on a tv xD
@Jac0bIAm
7 жыл бұрын
Just curious, do prisoners have access to the Internet (and thus KZitem)? Or is their access limited to regular TV? Somehow I don't think they have that access, as then you'd find prisoners posting on YT comments and forums lol
@calilovenw707
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob IAm they do
@Jac0bIAm
7 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me there are prisoners commenting on KZitem videos? They are on forums? On Twitter? On Facebook? On Reddit? This just sounds crazy to me, as I'm online a lot yet I've never read a comment where someone would talk about how they are writing it from a prison (and I'm sure at least a few would mention that for the shock effect).
@zeshani9861
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob IAm Depends on the prison
@sarahsimmons5373
7 жыл бұрын
+chris koivo what u think sap
@steffanoswald7917
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching your videos to scare the sh-t out of myself so I don’t make any dumb decisions. I’m making the most of every day and obeying the law. Thanks for posting this stuff. Stay free.
@TheTeodorsoldierabvb
4 жыл бұрын
Complete bullshit, seen as they have bern described as filthy by outside sources.
@paranormedic
4 жыл бұрын
I love this show. Found it today and can't stop laughing and smiling at this. Thank you I needed this today!!!!!
@anothertalkingmonkey
7 жыл бұрын
Actually, in the real viking era (as opposed to the one we see portrayed by popular culture), the vikings were very clean and well groomed. They also valued having nice clothes, looking good, and being stylish. There was actually a viking named, "Erick (or Bjorn, or Sven, or whatever) the Flashy".
@anothertalkingmonkey
7 жыл бұрын
But, anyway... when you said, "the vikings are some of the worst people to be locked up with"... I thought you might be talking about guys who follow Odinism/Wotanism, that sort of thing.
@dirkpostma4057
6 жыл бұрын
they polished and filed their teeth as well
@browntooth8621
6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it "Erik"
@FaTexXThunderXx
6 жыл бұрын
They also raped and pillaged people.... but at least they like smelling nice
@nakmuay7705
6 жыл бұрын
when they invaded England the locals got pissed because their women would take off with viking dudes. they were far cleaner and much more stylish than their saxon and british counterparts.
@TheYouTubeCommentPoster
6 жыл бұрын
"Their reality is not reality" w o k e "It's a floor, it's supposed to be walked on" W O K E
@makeupacadia
7 жыл бұрын
You're such a great story teller. I honestly think you could make any story entertaining
@benjaminwalker7793
5 жыл бұрын
“They began to believe their own lies” In the words of Vladimir Lenin: “a lie told often enough becomes the truth” so this doesn’t surprise me.
@straypart8042
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Trump!
@JupiterJulia
7 жыл бұрын
lambor-feeties
@vaniumvii6453
6 жыл бұрын
JupiterJulia lol wtf xD
@josephcarrasco5901
6 жыл бұрын
JupiterJulia wtf Lambo-feeties omg I'm dead 😂🤣☠
@camillomancini5619
6 жыл бұрын
JupiterJulia i want to marry you
@Em-yd9jn
6 жыл бұрын
ClitsOut 4Harambe My horndog harambe xd
@maershkinschrabs7597
6 жыл бұрын
here in Australia we have Ford Falcons... (they derive from mustangs but have soccer mom editions too) and some people refer to their mode of transport as foot falcon (walking).
@MangoChango
7 жыл бұрын
"how to be the boss of prison"
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Mango Chango I was a boss kind of. so I could definitely do that.
@zionfalconi5415
7 жыл бұрын
AfterPrisonShow laaaiirrr, you got yo ass beat millions of times
@Anakthemutantmassenjoyer
7 жыл бұрын
Zion Falconi and won a couple and had the balls to fight and he said kinda not a 100% boss lil boi
@zionfalconi5415
7 жыл бұрын
Anaklusmos I watched most of his videos, I know he has balls. the fucker apparently fought the biggest blackest guy in a freezer xD
@Anakthemutantmassenjoyer
7 жыл бұрын
Zion Falconi lol ik that
@piragix
7 жыл бұрын
you always post videos when im about to go to sleep, thanks for helping me sleep
@JohnDoe-tt4fm
7 жыл бұрын
are you saying his vids make you sleep? lol
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Piragix sorry. time zones suck. my schedule sucks too lol
@elmhopesmp3321
4 жыл бұрын
This dude littrally stopped me from joining a gang and go straght
@watermaker2.033
4 жыл бұрын
Joshlevistar 101 please explain
@mcprol2467
4 жыл бұрын
You need to get your spelling straight. Lol.
@armedtitanium4390
4 жыл бұрын
Joshlevistar 101 Hey man, hope it stays that way. You got this
@shagadellic674
4 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford7179 love it!
@rustyshackleford7179
4 жыл бұрын
Shag Adellic am I wrong though lol
@codywoodard7465
6 жыл бұрын
Vikings were actually some of the cleanest people during that era
@Sandybowls_9001
6 жыл бұрын
cody woodard yup they bathed once a week, while most Anglo Saxons bathed twice a year.
@mjbug1435
6 жыл бұрын
They also think they where avid groomers. Archeologists commonly found combs and other items to groom and decorate hair.
@colec.6477
6 жыл бұрын
Also English women left with them, hail Odin. Destroy Christianity hail paganism
@MoeSlislack
6 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment that too. I'm sure some minority came up with that title because they never actually know anything about white history.
@DeltaRayTrill86
6 жыл бұрын
While white people in America thought Asians were weird for bathing everyday. Now all white people bath everyday lmao
@TheUpwardbound1
6 жыл бұрын
100% on point bro!! Great videos you should do stand up I think you would be great expressing what alot of us have unfortunately been through.
@ppwf9042
7 жыл бұрын
Joe I know floor buffers perfectly.... I was laughing so hard I know them personally!! Haha..
@zuluenigma9640
5 жыл бұрын
Most people put prison behind them. You embrace it, are transparent about it and use it to help people. Respect.
@forgottoremembertofo
5 жыл бұрын
7:53 “Vikings” or Norsemen were actually very clean, where most of Europe had flea problems, the Norse would bleach their hair to kill anything crawling topside, then the Catholic Church rolled on by.
@Delta-oh8vn
4 жыл бұрын
Potato Montoya I was looking for this comment and was gonna bring it up if no one said it lol
@straypart8042
4 жыл бұрын
I made the same comment before I saw that you already had.
@damoncollins9684
4 жыл бұрын
😒
@pineapplesocks8603
4 жыл бұрын
Nerd
@TheTeodorsoldierabvb
4 жыл бұрын
The Vikings were described as unvelievably filthy by most cuvilized diplomats, like spitting and spraying snot in their bowl of water, then washing their faces and hairs with them.
@ShantiForever
5 жыл бұрын
@4:14 "because motherfuker, it's a floor" 😂😂😂
@RGARDL
6 жыл бұрын
U can actually buy a certificate for 29.99 $ in USA to have promotion to use Dr. Infront of your name but u can't practice medicine.
@bcubed72
6 жыл бұрын
Ph.D. in applied bullshitology.
@tripaloski_6971
6 жыл бұрын
R3GARDL355 Damn your country is so fucked up.
@salvulcano406
6 жыл бұрын
Ninjumper Not Really
@Attachments.
6 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf
@oakleysierney1918
6 жыл бұрын
I call bullshit on that.
@robynn144
4 жыл бұрын
"Make the Most of Every Day!" Good Advice. Thanks, Joe.
@FlyingOverTr0ut
7 жыл бұрын
I read a story about a former prisoner who said guys would step out of their cells and tell everyone else to come in their cell and check out how big the dump they took is. That seems bad, but if you don't have a lot to do, I can see that being a fun way to pass the time.
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
FlyingOverTr0ut poo play is serious business in prison. lol
@AttilaThebung
7 жыл бұрын
FlyingOverTr0ut battleshits
@ganjaman407
6 жыл бұрын
Are you and Shoenice still cool?
@Fish-ln5tk
7 жыл бұрын
Next: How to make a gun in prison
@murph2761
7 жыл бұрын
G K because that's definitely possible
@Drumbum641
7 жыл бұрын
Unreal Stats It's been done
@euphoricsalad7809
7 жыл бұрын
+Unreal Stats a guy in germany made a shotgun
@euphoricsalad7809
7 жыл бұрын
+Unreal Stats a guy in germany made a shotgun
@Fish-ln5tk
7 жыл бұрын
Unreal Stats NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!! *dead memes intensifies*
@mr.mcrape7785
7 жыл бұрын
Viking were some of the best groomed and hygienic people of their time.
@lucasjacubasch7687
7 жыл бұрын
Source? You know they were coast raiders? They were not hygienic, they had no pointy helmets and they didn't wear armor. Get your facts straight pls.
@TheLoneFlutist
7 жыл бұрын
Lucas Jacubasch He made no comments about their obviously non-horned helms or any armor claims. Please read whatever it is you reply to.
@lucasjacubasch7687
7 жыл бұрын
Read my comment. Hygienic vikings are as much a true as their pointy helmets. If you don't get my point then just stop responding. I did read your comment but it seems like you only read what you wanted to ;)
@jakub7386
7 жыл бұрын
+Lucas Jacubasch you're an idiot. As a Norwegian history student. The first comment is entirely correct. You do realize they weren't born,and raised in their ships right? Do Americans not think? They had homes they didn't live at home smelling like 20 year old shit and look like animals . They weren't born on a ship with weapons ready to go raid. Back home they were clean and well kept only time they would be badly hygiene is when they were stuck on their ships for weeks at a time even when they raided and camped they kept clean.
@lucasjacubasch7687
7 жыл бұрын
Funny that you guys are the first to start insulting. That's the point where the argument is over. I don't know how you got the idea that I'm American... maybe because I don't make a mistake in every second sentence. We are talking about the manly Vikings here btw or do women's groom their beards? But I don't have time for kids who only start to insult. Still don't get it why you call me an American...
@johnbowen35
11 ай бұрын
What you do with your channel, to me, is nothing short of brilliant. Your honesty and openess about your experiences, are absolutely essential and vital stories to be shared. You separate fact from fiction. You tell it like it is, and I'm sure you have made a huge difference for both younger people, and for those transitioning from prison, to a life outside prison walls. You deserve recognition for your work, which is your passion. You have my respect and admiration, and I congratulate you on your success! You are a role model. Well done!
@samtyler5227
4 жыл бұрын
I didnt know you had a lisp until like 10 mins in and now i cant un hear it
@dcowboys6213
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao i just heard itile 3 vids ago and I have never really heard it till now after a year hahahahaa
@dawcee1804
4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed it now after seein ur comment n now I hear it
@illestinsomnia2668
4 жыл бұрын
I used to have the same exact lisp when I was a kid... always got bullied for it. Overcame it tho
@damianmitchell2554
4 жыл бұрын
now i hear it lmao
@leroyschmitt9680
3 жыл бұрын
Sid.....
@michaelconnormcbride2486
7 жыл бұрын
joe should comment "king" and pin it so it is a kingpin
@brotherboy1407
7 жыл бұрын
Poopy McPooperson this is genious
@jaredhawkglade5256
7 жыл бұрын
Poopy McPooperson ba dum tsssk
@elizabethafton9847
7 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Ehrman after youuuuu.
@tython7253
6 жыл бұрын
It would be kingpinned not kingpin
@UnauthorizedExpression
6 жыл бұрын
I was locked up in county with a guy that worked at the dump. You have never smelled anything like it. His skin had absorbed the odor of the dump and was dark. It was horrible and I was homeless at the time.
@helenhindi2531
3 жыл бұрын
Keep the videos coming. I enjoy them all
@Jakoby415
7 жыл бұрын
joe should make a lambofeeties shirt lmao
@brandonlee5279
4 жыл бұрын
I hear all kinds of prison story’s from my uncle. And you and him are almost exactly a like. And probably the only ones that keep it real. And don’t think they are “hard” for going to prison. Love the videos. Keep it up man! I hope I never go to prison(knocks on wood)
@SirSmurfalot
6 жыл бұрын
Historically, Vikings often had much higher standards of hygiene compared to other parts of the world.
@richardvargus7443
6 жыл бұрын
SirSmurfalot europeans did not bathe daily during those times. The aztecs were disgusted by the unclean spaniards that came to conquer them
@fikawithangel4803
6 жыл бұрын
Richard Vargus Maybe so. But vikings were not spanish. They were scandinavians who bathed every saturday. To this day saturday in swedish is "lördag" which derrives from "lögardag" meaning "washday".
@MxK589
6 жыл бұрын
You think the Spaniards had showers aboard the boats they came in on???
@abcdefg54321x
6 жыл бұрын
*cough cough* Indians
@philliplong7873
6 жыл бұрын
@@richardvargus7443 , And they were disgusted at the Aztecs for sacrificing their baby children.
@cedrickwatson6131
4 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that he keeps everything real and funny I love all his videos
@-BUGZ-
7 жыл бұрын
yo, i like you and like your videos, but aint nothin wrong with trustees unless they are actually snitches. its purely jealousy on the higher security level guys end. ive worked in the kitchen in county a couple times and never snitched in my life. my whole case and sentencing came from not snitching. working kills time, and if you're lucky enough to be able to do it, do it.
@dizzleflip66
7 жыл бұрын
i agree did 2 years tdc. Made my first parole, all while nvr snitching. Just did my time solo
@hustle717
6 жыл бұрын
Hes solely refering to the state or fed prison floor buffers! Had one on my block, he was a super snitch!
@motelsuicide7048
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with trustees unless they snitch
@burghman8000
6 жыл бұрын
Number 11. The guy who is always talking about his charges and how much time you think I’ll get?
@chriswatchman4284
5 жыл бұрын
The stress case u think my ol lady's gonna wait???
@rikupv
5 жыл бұрын
Numbet 12:The scammer. Usually these dudes are like 6'6" 300lbs of pure muscle, who just scams weaker people (for example, getting a tattoo for free even though he had to give 20$ worth of commisary to the tattoo artist {but never pays}). I haven't and hopefully never will be locked up but would imagine that would suck
@kgtkoatl
5 жыл бұрын
That's jail lol
@Tomi-oe5mz
4 жыл бұрын
@@rikupv Ei se ihan samanlaista Suomessa ole,lusiminen.
@rikupv
4 жыл бұрын
@@Tomi-oe5mz just
@geoffdearth8575
7 жыл бұрын
Jared (the Subway guy) got beaten up but I recently read that he is a star amongst other locked up pedophiles.
@wutsit2yuhhuh246
6 жыл бұрын
Geoff Dearth and people actually think we live in a rape culture.
@daveromano5685
6 жыл бұрын
So is Geoff ma
@keithbarlow9701
6 жыл бұрын
He’s a star among other kiddie diddlers. That’s truly something to cherish.
@chrisscott695
6 жыл бұрын
Time to split his wig
@shawnschillerstrom337
4 жыл бұрын
Love your style and the way you tell the truth about your experiences
@strYder_
7 жыл бұрын
"Prisoners with sex charges" Best start to a description ever haha
@AfterPrisonShow
7 жыл бұрын
Philip Mårtensson I had to add that a lot. because some may see this and wonder why I didn't include shit like that. those types should really go without saying.
@matiasvouillat815
7 жыл бұрын
number 6 is OG Loc!
@supermaxx1
6 жыл бұрын
Matias Vouillat OG LOC BAAAAABY
@tripaloski_6971
6 жыл бұрын
OG LOC the lyric thief
@ImBored-vr6ih
6 жыл бұрын
He's the man of the place! Punch in your face! Gun on his waist! OG LOC
@alexgusev8173
7 жыл бұрын
keep it up u blew up so fast I was with u since 8k
@illestinsomnia2668
4 жыл бұрын
Joe I used to have the exact same lisp you've gotten blessed with. It used to be extremely discouraging for me to have to speak to anyone outside of family. One day after football practice I came home and was magically cured.. strangest feeling I've ever had..
@amg1065
7 жыл бұрын
Top 10 reasons people got locked up in prison
@jmenoprijmeni8729
7 жыл бұрын
Nefarian crimes...mostly
@saturos5068
7 жыл бұрын
Shell he isnt WatchMojo
@saturos5068
7 жыл бұрын
Javierisnotatryhard try harder
@N7Tigger
7 жыл бұрын
There is only one reason. Breaking the law.
@Rob-uj5qc
7 жыл бұрын
1)drugs 2(drugs 3)drugs 4) you get the joke
@sage3449
7 жыл бұрын
10 best/worst types of food served in prison
@dubb9020
7 жыл бұрын
all of it, everything is okay besides the mystery meat. why do u think everyone rather eat junk food from the commissary then the jail food plus you dont know wtf they are putting in the food.
@baxkw006s
7 жыл бұрын
Unit 9 all prison food is shit
@tomgayle2849
5 жыл бұрын
When he go's into close up mode kills me lol
@ax3lsantana897
4 жыл бұрын
Tom gayle lmao me too
@Paperbagman555
5 жыл бұрын
How have I only just found this channel, I've spent way too much of my time watching this addictive content the last two days. This guy is charismatic af
@tylersgay5553
6 жыл бұрын
My cellie was a pilot. He once and I shit you not claimed that he swam with wild dolphins
@n0rsca392
6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Chris-yq3kp
6 жыл бұрын
That's not that crazy to believe
@hollycline5931
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that's funny shit right there.
@ChiTownGuerrilla
6 жыл бұрын
People do that all the time idiot , called Florida
@chipchap2625
6 жыл бұрын
I am an accountant. I once swam with wild smallmouth bass. True story.
@K9_3080
6 жыл бұрын
2:55 lambor feeties wtf hahaha😂
@lucirmarvrasrockurd2029
5 жыл бұрын
shoe-baru Chevrolegs
@physicgamingmc
7 жыл бұрын
4:10 actually made me laugh because he was so fking passionate about it lmao
@auntemmyd1604
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe and all of APS!!!! I just wanted to say Thank You for Always Being Here, and Happy Easter!!! It doesn’t Matter if it’s an Old episode or One that is just hours old, I feel like I’m watching my fav Buddies tell my fun stories and show and teach us all some pretty awesome stuff!!! Super Proud of You and all of APS, keep up the great work and positive Vibes! You make me want to do better for myself and those around me! And to get out of this shit ass funk that Im in! God Bless and all the Best! Stay Safe and Healthy!!! And Thank you for the show!
@wolfofthenightsky708
7 жыл бұрын
Did you ever eat foodloaf in jail? Because I used to be obsessed with it when I was a kid, and my dad's a lawyer, so he brought some home from a jail for me to try. It was really disgusting.
@doctorpeanuts9988
7 жыл бұрын
WolfOfTheNightSky Meme lol
@sandraiskandarian8426
7 жыл бұрын
WolfOfTheNightSky Meme yeah he said he did in another video
@mzurilovebeautyfragranceslove
7 жыл бұрын
I see this turning into a Netflix prison comedy type show... I see it.. with this type of narrative style... watch this space.
@delugedlife5027
6 жыл бұрын
That actually sounds like an interesting show.
@chrishenniker5944
6 жыл бұрын
The BBC did a very popular sitcom set in a prison during the 1970s, called Porridge. It's actually a classic show, starring Ronnie Barker.
@abcdefg54321x
6 жыл бұрын
mzurilove beauty & fragrances You’re cute 😘
@rohinpatel1
7 жыл бұрын
Please make a hypothetical video on how to bust out of prison like this guy called "Marc - how to shoplift"
@empresslatalier8648
4 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious. The floor buffer and the phone rider cracked me up. Its true. I love your channel keep up the good work.
@sethflower2067
5 жыл бұрын
What if you just woke up in the middle of the night and the first thing you see is this 3:55 😂
@twisterlord665
7 жыл бұрын
Do top 10 stupidest things prisoners have done
@numbersandletters0i608
7 жыл бұрын
TwisterLord I support this.
@garrettagee2489
7 жыл бұрын
TwisterLord oh yeah, its a great idea
@Smorgasvord
7 жыл бұрын
"stupidest"
@Abhay-it5yf
4 жыл бұрын
1:16 this is the "17 dollar" meme i saw on instagram.😂
@Em-mp4hf
4 жыл бұрын
You are turning into a cartoon character! Lol Were did you get the pic of the goofy guys 😂!
@DirtySouth1974
4 жыл бұрын
Omfg... This was the best video ever... ROFL 😂... The freaking upcoming rapper and the prison king pins were definitely the worst... Hated those clowns..
@Chillingcomfy
4 жыл бұрын
Eating raw ramen noodles while watching APS! Btw, i was wondering if you give talks in schools. It would be an honor to have you as a speaker.
@presidentforlife1732
7 жыл бұрын
what about the prisoner who's psyche is broken in prison and becomes a reborn as a christian or a muslim?
@jaredvise117
7 жыл бұрын
Christianity isn't a bad thing...
@redwon
7 жыл бұрын
Jared Vise Islam is the best thing...
@noavailabeusernames5684
6 жыл бұрын
Jared Vise no, but often they’re very obnoxious and share a bit too ouch. Have fun with your faith, but I don’t want to hear about every detail.
@joedigger9919
6 жыл бұрын
The issue are the faux bible thumpers that are all about God and jesus and muhammad or whomever but the day they are released until the day they get arrested and back to jail they are the biggest non religious person on the planet.
@Dellennickolis95
6 жыл бұрын
Jared Vise No one said it was Mr defensive. But if your in prison and emotionally broken it makes since that you’d suddenly be religious to put some false meaning in your life.
@exoticeclipse4220
4 жыл бұрын
You took the words right out of my mouth Joe! I been to prison and there was always someone that buffed the floors! When everybody else was locked up in their rooms the floor buffer would be hanging out with police eating their extra food and laughing with police!
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