For me the number one was "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!"
@jaidee9570
Жыл бұрын
Not only is it the best Carry On joke, it's perhaps one or the best jokes in a film... Ever!
@michaelmelen9062
Жыл бұрын
And from the same movie: Cleo: "I have a poisonous asp!" Antony (looking at her bum): "Oh, I wouldn't say that!"
@madgeordie4469
Жыл бұрын
That is exactly the line I was thinking of when watching this!
@moptopbaku6022
Жыл бұрын
Agree 100%
@ritawing1064
Жыл бұрын
Never bettered.
@oldgeezer-dg9lq
Жыл бұрын
From the dentist one. "Tooth out! I'd rather have a baby." "Well make your mind up before I adjust the chair."
@jantyszka1036
Жыл бұрын
In Carry on Doctor, Barbara Windsor sees Peter Gilmore eating a piece of fruit. Babs: "What a lovely looking pear." Gilmore: "You took the words right out of my mouth."
@dappergander
Жыл бұрын
My favourite is from Carry on Up the Khyber: The Khasi of Kalabar: "And may his radiance light up your life." Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: "And up yours."
@garfieldsmith332
Жыл бұрын
I agree. To me that is the best line ever in a Carry-On film.
@lotusdev
Жыл бұрын
A vague memory - I think it must have been a Carry On that contained the exchange: "If you're a pirate where are your buccaneers?" "On the side of me buccin 'ead"
@michaelperry4308
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the #1 of all time Carry on Cleo when Caesar newly stabbed says "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it In For Me"
@williammatthews4491
Жыл бұрын
one of the great comedy movie lines ever.
@moose6509
Жыл бұрын
All classics. My favourite is Hattie Jacques in Carry on Again Doctor ´I´m a simple woman and I want to be wooed´ Kenneth Williams replies ´Oh you can be as wooed as you like with me!` Absolute genius.
@TheUnknownuser08
Жыл бұрын
I like 'I'll buy you a packet of fruit and and nut'
@Cocoacats1
8 ай бұрын
I believe that clever line is actually in “Carry on Matron”(1972).
@moose6509
8 ай бұрын
@@Cocoacats1 You're right. My old brain always mixes the two. Love them all.
@Cocoacats1
8 ай бұрын
Good on you. Carry on laughing. 🤭
@Hairyskinback
Жыл бұрын
"tried it once" has always been my favorite.
@BarnDoorProductions
Жыл бұрын
From Carry On Jack: (On a sailing frigate, 1800) "What's that plaque on the deck?", "That's where our last captain fell.", "Yes, I nearly tripped on it myself."
@brendanayres7920
Жыл бұрын
"We're here to let off some seamen. . . . NOT IN MY TOWN YOU DON'T "
@barrybrodin7085
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@badkittynomilktonight3334
Жыл бұрын
The bullshippers one is classic
@philippecasteleyn9327
Жыл бұрын
I do not understand this one.
@johnsenior7154
Жыл бұрын
@@philippecasteleyn9327 It's a play on the word Bullshitters.
@philippecasteleyn9327
Жыл бұрын
@@johnsenior7154 Thank you. I thought of that but I could not imagine that it would be so funny.
@timacrow
Жыл бұрын
Such fun, silly films. Always make me happy!
@coldlakealta4043
3 ай бұрын
I looked forward to each and every one of them. They were very popular here in Canada where we enjoyed the accents and Britishisms immensely.
@joemurphy2177
Жыл бұрын
What about the gag where Kenneth Williams says " But Matron I was was once a weak man". To which she repies " Oh Doctor, once a week is enough for any man".
@willswalkingwest7267
Жыл бұрын
The Carry On films are great for a rainy Saturday and nothing else to do. Bottle of wine and a triple feature.
@iandann8788
Жыл бұрын
number one line was "Hampton Court ?" and king Henry replies "no ,I always walk like this"
@chickenspadge
Жыл бұрын
Carry on Henry: Barbara Windsor - I can't believe it, little me in the king's arms! Sid James - It's the best boozer in town!
@BarnDoorProductions
Жыл бұрын
And Henry's marriage vow from the same movie: "I do; she does; that's it; let's go."
@flamencoprof
Жыл бұрын
Carry on Cowboy "I'm the Mayor" Sid: You better watch out for my horse, hasn't seen a mare for weeks." Best I can remember from nearly 60 ya. Never forgotten it.
@thegray5730
Жыл бұрын
British humor is finer than gold.
@j0hnf_uk
Жыл бұрын
'Shoo, Cooking Fat!' (shooing cat) 'They can't call it that, surely? 'Well, that's what it sounds like.'
@russellcampbell9198
Жыл бұрын
"You must be circumspect." "I was when I was a child."
@nickrich56
Жыл бұрын
Moostafaleek! ... from Follow that Camel always has me laughing every time.🤣
@andreasrensen6465
Жыл бұрын
The Infamy line was my favourite, as well. My second favourite was the “Frying tonight” line, in Carry on Screaming.🙂
@stevescott6503
Жыл бұрын
Those Carry On Movies were a Sunday event when I was a kid, I had forgotten all about them.
@SpaceAgeMark
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic, although can I add these three from Kyber, "...you're a bit of a shot, I hope I heard you correctly!", "Fakir...off", and "I've never been on a cart pulled by cows, Bullucks Mr Belcher, no really I haven't."
@dncarac
Жыл бұрын
"I think I'm getting plastered."
@j0hnf_uk
Жыл бұрын
'We shall have to be circumspect.' 'Oh, I was. When I was a baby.'
@dncarac
Жыл бұрын
@@j0hnf_uk "I wasn't too be wooed. " ... "Oh you can be as wooed as you want with me. "
@andypezzack2747
Жыл бұрын
May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house. And on yours. And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings. And in yours. And may his radiance light up your life. And up yours.
@jantyszka1036
Жыл бұрын
Carry On Up The Khyber: Brother Blecher: "I've never ridden in a cart pulled by cows before." Captain Keene: "Bullocks, Mr Belcher!" Brother Belcher: "No, I haven't, honestly."
@telemachus53
Жыл бұрын
My favourite are: "Infamy, infamy" (Williams) "looks like I'm getting plastered", (Sims) and "Doctor, you always were a once a week man" (Hattie).
@paul2598
Жыл бұрын
Infamy!!! Infamy!!! They’ve all got it in for me.
@RoughJustice2k18
Жыл бұрын
From Carry On Camping - *Mrs. Fussey [about her daughter Joan and her friend Anthea]:* _"They might think your intentions are honorable, but personally, I've got sore misgivings"_ *Sid Boggle:* _"You ought to put some talcum powder on them"_ 🙃
@AmazingPhilippines1
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!
@dncarac
Жыл бұрын
"No, it has to be the bull" makes me laugh every time. "Wear regulation trousers. That is all." "Miss Alcock" "Do you mind if I smoke" "Frying Tonight!!"
@alanrix5344
Жыл бұрын
Yes the bull one is a classic
@tarikwildman
Жыл бұрын
Infamy ! Infamy ! They´ve all got it in for me !
@craigappleton938
Жыл бұрын
"Hampton Court?" Had me sniggering for hours. Couldn't get to sleep! I wonder which came first, that or M and W's " Do you have the scrolls? Same punchline.
@djidel4992
Жыл бұрын
From Carry on Dick, at the tailors: Sergeant Strapp: There's a notorious inn just as you go into Lower Dencher here. Captain Fancey: The Old Cock, on the right. Isaac: Aha! Well that's where we've been goin' wrong! Captain Fancey: Ye- What? Isaac: I've made provision on the left.
@peteknight3687
Жыл бұрын
Quite rightly number one. 👍🏻
@Noycey64
Жыл бұрын
#1 clip is the one I always remember and one of my favourites.
@robertmilo5203
Жыл бұрын
All that comes to mind are the cheesy ones "I have done it. Put it in... The sugar" and the bit with the elderly husband and the boarder. "That's the trouble. SHE's pregnant too"
@steveandrews5712
Жыл бұрын
Mine is from Carry on Doctor I think. Patient is ask why he's in hospital and replies old war wound. He's asked to explain and says that he was in a trench when a grenade was tossed in and it landed between his legs and exploded and shrapnel went right up his .... rectum fills in doctor Well didn't do them any bloody good.
@moominpic
Күн бұрын
"Do you mind if I smoke?"
@tomkent4656
Жыл бұрын
"I was once a weak man" can't be beat.
@53jed
Жыл бұрын
Don't lose your head. " these English and their country seats, do they have towns in the city too?" "I'm sure you've heard of a London derriere."
@francesquinn-escott744
Жыл бұрын
Carry On Up the kyber - "that must be the famous British Flem!"
@maxmustermann9587
Жыл бұрын
No. 3 still my favourite
@deboralee1623
Жыл бұрын
recently, at least one news announcer mentioned a local "'shroom bloom"; for some reason, her comment reminded me of the "poison mushrooms" joke. now, a few days later, i see a version of that joke in this video. coincidence? 🍄☠️
@MichaelBeeny
Жыл бұрын
She was only the Admirals daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seaman. Not sure which, if any Carry on film contained this joke.
@tuco1099
Жыл бұрын
Sounds a bit too much for a Carry On, it might have been something from Bottom? (Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson)
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
Жыл бұрын
2:30 June Whitfield. (I remember her from _Ab Fab_ .)
@shelbynamels973
Жыл бұрын
and, unless I really miss my guess, M. Alphonse, the undertaker from 'Allo, 'Allo. Providing service swiftly and with style, despite a tricky ticker.
@chrisbeer4233
2 ай бұрын
Is that Peter Butterworth in some of the clips? I’ve never seen a Carry On movie but I recognize him as The Monk from Dr Who
@tuco1099
2 ай бұрын
@@chrisbeer4233 correct!
@jameswebb4593
Жыл бұрын
From up the Khyber " I spit on their British Phlegm "
@adrianmanship2546
Жыл бұрын
The bet in the last clip for "half a dollar" IIRC, that's back in the days when the exchange rates were pretty stable and would be about a half crown (2s 6d)
@jezelf2774
Жыл бұрын
Sid James objects to Pattie Jakes that he's not having an affair with a girl at the local tobacconist: "...I only went in there for me shag!"
@edcampion3998
Жыл бұрын
WHERES LOVELY PEAR
@tuco1099
Жыл бұрын
That's a good one but I didn't think it fit the category of a joke. Could be good in a Top 5 Carry On moments video?
@ivanblakely903
Жыл бұрын
number 2 (& a follow through in #1)
@gumbycat5226
Жыл бұрын
Carry on Up the Kyber: Oh dear y me, I’ve just been plastered. Or words to that effect…😊
@73BigMC
Жыл бұрын
Do you mind if I smoke?
@allanplant8756
Жыл бұрын
All the jokes in the Carry On movies were corny, old, and predictable. I just can't understand why I still laugh my head off every time I watch these stupid movies!
@1969gawa
Жыл бұрын
What Stuart Farquhar picked these as the best?
@psikopat57
Жыл бұрын
I'm not British (nor english). If someone could explain n. 4 and n. 1, that would be nice.
@marinakaye8284
Жыл бұрын
Infamy!........?#
@elizabethroberts6215
Жыл бұрын
Sid James to Jim Dale, ‘ & what do you hunt’? Reply: ‘Romans’.
@philipusher4282
Жыл бұрын
Well to be honest, the bar is pretty low
@demonmonsterdave
Жыл бұрын
You're confirming it was mildly amusing, but never funny.
@danielburger1775
Жыл бұрын
No Kenneth Connor falling into shit?
@tuco1099
Жыл бұрын
I know ken williams did it in behind and don't lose your head. Which film did ken connor do it?
@danielburger1775
Жыл бұрын
@@tuco1099 It was meant to be a joke. It was in England, the least funny movie ever made.
@tuco1099
Жыл бұрын
@@danielburger1775 ok. I've only see that one once. Def one of the worst
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