"Lee Syat is a BIG TIME coke dealer".... Meanwhile Lee's melting into the leather on the chair 😂
@rusenescualin3739
4 жыл бұрын
dude, it's not lee's fault ... rogan was talking with (i don't remember, maybe kreischer) and was telling him how joey would take like a +250mg edible, wraps them in 25-50mg foil and gives them to lee !
@bluenightgrinner8620
4 жыл бұрын
@@rusenescualin3739 What are you talking about? It's a joke. It has nothing to do with what strength edible he's had!
@rusenescualin3739
4 жыл бұрын
@@bluenightgrinner8620 i get it was a joke, i was just saying that the reason he is melting, is most likely uncle Joey played a Cosby on him ... :p
@camerontravis5270
4 жыл бұрын
Rusenescu Alin u weird dawg
@alexanderwelsh4904
4 жыл бұрын
Literally the funniest shit imagining lee as a big time coke dealer😂😂😕
@cancelwarmac
4 жыл бұрын
If it starts with a date, it’s gonna be an amazing Joey Diaz story
@mikemaniaci8529
2 жыл бұрын
Also when he gives directions around LA
@threegreencharms
Жыл бұрын
It was Nineteen..Eighty....FOUR...
@DH.91
Жыл бұрын
Town name....year.....and you know its gonna be lethal
@Ricky-kh2sf
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@thebolant
Жыл бұрын
It was summer of 86 I was doing coke...
@Ltpapi00112
3 жыл бұрын
Joey's got a story for every week of his life😂
@thebolant
Жыл бұрын
It was summer of 85.... I was doing coke...
@robbo03
Жыл бұрын
@@thebolantthe start to every good story
@Satanperkele
Жыл бұрын
Dude literally just spoke from the heart man-to-man & Joey is the kind of dude that picks up on that instantly, and that's why he's such a solid dude.
@adambreslin4955
3 жыл бұрын
I love Bobby saying I'm sober while joey smokes a bowl and blowing it all over him
@frealvincentvega
Жыл бұрын
Suckin dick would make me go sober too
@ikapoop
4 жыл бұрын
" Is this yellow kid my father, why does he have blonde hair " - JOEY DIAZ
@juiceejay1003
4 жыл бұрын
ikapoop oooo
@juiceejay1003
4 жыл бұрын
Oooooooooo
@juiceejay1003
4 жыл бұрын
Oo
@The_dude94
4 жыл бұрын
@@juiceejay1003 damn dude don't you have anything better going on?
@raimundosilva4382
4 жыл бұрын
você viu a cena que ela fez na defesa ela fez por mim fez por mim deu espaço por mim me defender em voz independente voz ela me deu ela me deu em voz ela me deu tudo que ela fez aí ela falou essa linda ator de filme que eu sou fã dela desde criança desde criança eu quando eu era criança eu assisti o filme dessa mulher essa linda mulher me defendeu em voz e a Lara criminosa falando que era
@thedirtycasualYT
3 жыл бұрын
Even a few years later these clips are still tremendous.
@Jason-ly2yw
5 жыл бұрын
“Is this yellow kid my father”😂
@TK-fd3qt
5 жыл бұрын
Lol u mafakar you're more funny then this huys :D :D :D
@jennyB07
Жыл бұрын
I literally chuckled out loud
@cmac123
6 ай бұрын
He said that shit backwards but it’s still so damn funny 😁
@jonnycodone7051
4 жыл бұрын
Lee loves when joey explains things to him
@NK-wy8wp
Жыл бұрын
I smoked weed with my science teacher 3 days after I graduated. Mr. Lawrence was from Rhodesia island and moved to Hawaii to teach science. He was young 30s cool teacher. I became his teachers assistant my senior year, he ended moving 4 houses from me and we would always ask him if he wants to smoke. He would always laugh. I asked him jokingly a couple days after graduation and he actually said sure, you’re not longer a student and took bong hits with my older brother and me. Cool teacher.
@Gothtides
Жыл бұрын
I also went to school in Hawaii, North shore Oahu to be specific and I always had cool teachers
@darthnihilus5282
5 жыл бұрын
“Is this yellow kid my father? Why does he have blonde hair?”
@mikeoxsbigg1
5 жыл бұрын
Here like a Dr.
@Ken-pv9zu
5 жыл бұрын
Who's better than you?
@TheSkyyvod
5 жыл бұрын
DOCTAHHH
@danielyoung2027
5 жыл бұрын
Oh yea, I totally agree . Except Joey Diaz is a compulsive liar and has no education. On top of that he is naturally a moron.. 90% of his stories are scenes from that he has modified and made his own. But hey, its entertaining!
@iamLODD
4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Young shut up pussy
@jwizdum2103
4 жыл бұрын
The fact he says "is this yellow kid my father" 😂 i love when he messes up his words
@eljokerjce
4 жыл бұрын
J Wizdum hell yeah and he doesn’t give a fuck and if you try and correct it he’ll say “you know what I meant cocksucka”
@snakefinger
4 жыл бұрын
The king of the brother's LoL “who's capernicus ?” 🤣
@jackbanker4244
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is a story about a bunch of kids in class tormenting their teacher. He brought it up a month ago but there was a version like two years ago that was golden.
@petepazurek
5 жыл бұрын
Lee is the best. Listen to him make a hero's effort to pull out of the fog when Ms. Pat laughs a little after 18:20.
@garbageconnoisseur4185
5 жыл бұрын
22:18 Joey has VERY powerful instincts and intuition
@wathencj
5 жыл бұрын
Hes seen the devil I bet he can hear your thought
@DJHudson91
5 жыл бұрын
27:25-28:00 Hey Lee can you finish a sentence???? Lmao!
@Sneak248
5 жыл бұрын
He’s a little dyslexic.
@DJHudson91
5 жыл бұрын
@@Sneak248 "a little"
@johnmcdaid7975
5 жыл бұрын
'I wanna marry this monster??!!' 😂😂😂 13:06 - tremendous Joey D 😎✌
@upstylo
4 жыл бұрын
Ur the man Joey!!! Love ur life and i hope u live for evers....
@guccimane623
5 жыл бұрын
Straight up savage dawg. *Finger snap sideways hand shimmy*
@Coldwallbar
2 жыл бұрын
20:05 is legendary
@TheoGarza
2 жыл бұрын
It is!!!😂
@Gleefa
5 жыл бұрын
Joey “did u like the coke “ Diaz
@djstl100
4 жыл бұрын
🤣33:20.... Black dude says, Colonial damage , instead of collateral damage .. listen close though..
@patricksampsonmusic
4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey makes everyday better. Long week? Uncle Joey’s got ya!
@andrewmcdonald5275
5 жыл бұрын
Frast Forward
@riffraff9070
5 жыл бұрын
1:16 You gotta collect from McGraffff..
@riffraff9070
5 жыл бұрын
12:57 I was infactuated..
@cryptekwizard8336
5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Steve Brule
@kingmarkjames9516
5 жыл бұрын
21:30 you make me sound like fucking nun!! Hilarious!!
@thebolant
2 жыл бұрын
Joey" it was 1985"diaz
@nuke5430
4 жыл бұрын
Everybody was looking out the windows?😂
@aoandd
Жыл бұрын
Diaz story at about 07:45 made me cry out of realness. I'm not a G or whatever but that's the most gangster thing I've ever heard.
@aoandd
Жыл бұрын
B Lee isn't embellishing about that.
@aoandd
Жыл бұрын
Siddiq is scary. He's the best dude in the element but don't piss him off. Just saying. He will k you without touching you.
@andrewmitchell5665
2 жыл бұрын
An “Anarchy” test 😂 Paternity Joey!!
@TheoGarza
2 жыл бұрын
Bahahahah
@supremeprince5031
5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey on the toilet.. I had to rush home almost crapped myself.. However I made it, I’m sitting with my bottom on the toilet doing what I do best dumping and watching your videos !
@jacktharipp1186
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize how much i hate when someone drink-smaks!
@fabiotellez6192
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Freakin' Joey
@chriskruse5315
Жыл бұрын
Joey definitely didn’t believe Bobby when he said he didn’t did it 😂you can tell by the look in his face lol
@jacksmith-gv9wb
4 жыл бұрын
everyones looking out there windows lol
@191TheLegend191
Жыл бұрын
"it was '82, everybody was hiding, everybody was doing blow"
@chanceteague1753
4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@dr.green.
5 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to the shotgun Doug story? Lol
@GnarbledDeebies
4 жыл бұрын
They put a suit on ya, then a police uniform?! Jesus.. They come READY.
@adrianicln8aguilar479
11 ай бұрын
That’s still snitching tho 😂
@f.i.s.hskateboarding7005
2 жыл бұрын
Is this yellow kid my father? XD
@JerseyPR84
3 жыл бұрын
"Who else would play a dirty trick on you "🤣
@ashutoshdani612
4 жыл бұрын
Nigga you crazy
@LocalProduce12
Жыл бұрын
Damm did not know bobby's fuking pre highschool tendencies. Respect to everyone that gets over being sexually assaulted like that. Don't think I will be able to live with that. God damm
@The_dude94
4 жыл бұрын
12:50 that's the real deal. If you've never eaten candy out of your chicks snatch then you're not really living! Step your game up playboy! 😂
@joukokulhelm6844
Жыл бұрын
ohh man, that scratching that opiate ich looks delicious.
@joshburk3843
7 ай бұрын
They don't have to tell you if they're cops or not... Mrs.Pat doesnt know what shes talking about
@SaleemAli-ke4ro
3 жыл бұрын
Sb: Joey Diaz reminds me of this 57 yr old white lady I work with. She's cool af💯👍🏿
@frealvincentvega
Жыл бұрын
I fucked her OHHHHH
@benwilson6559
4 жыл бұрын
Start the video at 24:50 and watch Lee's face at 25:01, I can't stop laughing lmao.
@crazyhorse1879
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus freaking Christ.. Asking a undercover or whatever "are you a cop" they will always say fucking "no"!!!! Illegal or not they're not dumb
@jeffbridges6579
4 жыл бұрын
"joey baby"
@prizefightbreakdowns721
Жыл бұрын
just on principle
@robertejb6824
4 жыл бұрын
13:10 Anarchy test 😂 ancestry
@stonerguitarist4690
Жыл бұрын
I member my wife was give me top I was on some white fluff LSD and smoke a blunt watching this when it came on
@frealvincentvega
Жыл бұрын
Quite a collab there dogg BOOM
@JanoyCresvaZero
Жыл бұрын
Man you’re so fucking cool!
@sven-number
4 жыл бұрын
A thumb right up to brown town lol
@jimgenius8856
8 ай бұрын
Bobby Lee ultra victim extraordinare
@thatgumisclimbingoutofyour6882
4 жыл бұрын
Get Steve will do it on here
@KLRWeekly
4 жыл бұрын
If they have to tell you if they’re cops, why not just ask everyone you’re involved with straight away?
@SassquatchTX
7 ай бұрын
In 1993...
@MrLilpaul3
5 жыл бұрын
Great fuckin summer
@davidehinger5209
Жыл бұрын
I swear when he uses other people as examples in a story it sounds like a math problem😂
@andreag7079
4 жыл бұрын
9:55 fkn truest shit that’s life.
@carlosangulo3035
Жыл бұрын
Shout out to ari shaffir
@_RPM_Fitness_
Жыл бұрын
Bobby for sure bisexual . That’s is not normal bro. It doesn’t matter how young you are….😮
@tyler3676
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people Joey has killed dealing with drugs😂
@bucktizzy5911
Жыл бұрын
I would’ve never told anybody I sucked a man’s sick lmfao respect the honesty but damn lol all forgiven tho but we ain’t drinking together Bobby lee lmfao!
@masterintheforestx9338
4 жыл бұрын
111
@longdonut3132
4 жыл бұрын
JUSTpassingTHROUGH 222
@brandonrivera3985
5 жыл бұрын
Where could I get good blow in Las Vegas ?
@johnnoneya7149
5 жыл бұрын
Ask valet
@weirdscience8341
5 жыл бұрын
Ur in last Vegas that's not hard to do
@JaredConnell
5 жыл бұрын
Practically anywhere lol
@brandonrivera3985
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks all I’m going with asking the valet. I heard they know everything
@JaredConnell
5 жыл бұрын
@@brandonrivera3985 how long you in town?
@gski201
5 жыл бұрын
I can't hear you Uncle Joey...
@jaketrat3725
3 жыл бұрын
I’ll cashapp u if u tell me who that Asian was
@noahb9425
2 жыл бұрын
bobby lee
@joshuadreha6304
Жыл бұрын
Lies. He did that sht
@vinancona228
5 жыл бұрын
If these are the top 5 joey diaz clips, this show must be fucking BORING
@paulcharpentier5613
Жыл бұрын
Sorry bobby but it's kinda kharma. Maybe you didn't do it, but unfortunately as you've said you e made a lot of mistakes. And perhaps this is the universe way of getting back
@jangolub8240
11 ай бұрын
What is karma for him?
@barrettsumner7729
4 жыл бұрын
LEE HAS TO GO!
@rjreddenbaker4351
Жыл бұрын
So then he didn't tell the guy because his friends' opinion mattered. He did it to live up to his self-delusions of what constitutes, "right" action. Damn, we are a gullible breed.
@grosebud4554
3 жыл бұрын
I love Joey but he makes shit up and runs with it way to much... lots of cops addicted to the drugs they catch? Lol where?
@braeling3677
3 жыл бұрын
There have been a few ex narcs that have come out to the public and said that they had to do drugs to stay undercover. Obviously a narc would have to try drugs at least once, because drug king pins will always watch you do a line/bump in front of them to check if you’re a fed. However, departments would never let that information get out 1. Because exposing acts/strategies of undercover officers is counteracting their purpose. 2. It would be viewed as in humane to the public.
@eyemsuperserial4693
2 жыл бұрын
One year late but if you pay attention, a lot of his stories line up with sopranos episodes almost perfectly lol
@clownworld4655
Жыл бұрын
You really don’t know shit
@frealvincentvega
Жыл бұрын
@@braeling3677 2. True dat..1 no fuckin way bruh they catch a scrub and make them do it and then its like catching fish
@danielyoung2027
5 жыл бұрын
@7:18. The guy comes to Joey and says....I want my girl back.....I. mean if you want!!! Lmao!!! Who says....hey, if you want, I want my girl back!!!! Joey, can you go 10 minutes without lying? That's my only problem with Joey Diaz! The fucking lies and half truths!
@mattlandry
5 жыл бұрын
13:10 😂 I can’t believe he said CDD instead of DNA and anarchy instead of ancestory LMAO
@defaultusername123
5 жыл бұрын
ArtifiShuL Instinct ANARCHY TEST HAHAHAHAHAA
@vCLOWNSHOESv
4 жыл бұрын
Khabib is Khalabib to him so he makes a living getting names wrong.
@The_dude94
4 жыл бұрын
@garlickman it must be some good shit!!!
@robertejb6824
4 жыл бұрын
Omfg hes the best 😂
@ashutoshdani612
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you fat tony
@CM-sc5we
4 жыл бұрын
So...we all totally believe that Bobby did that right?
@SolitudesSanity
4 жыл бұрын
"...but when we got home we put it in rice and everything's ok now" 🤣
@ramiroorozco8974
5 жыл бұрын
Joey “tremendous coke” Diaz
@vCLOWNSHOESv
4 жыл бұрын
Until the 90s there was tremendous coke but now that shits gone. I bet Joey and some of the others would admit that a lot of them not using coke anymore has to do with the quality dropping off a cliff not just moral reasons.
@gigicestone4902
4 жыл бұрын
@@vCLOWNSHOESv The quality of the drugs themselves has gone to shit, the prison sentences are doubled or tripled these days, the cops have better technology than ever, there's no way to run an operation without getting caught, AND the economy is destroying every business that still stands, drugs included. Unless you're working for one of the few major cartels that are already established, the drug game's just not worth getting into anymore.
@vCLOWNSHOESv
4 жыл бұрын
@@gigicestone4902 The war on drugs is the war on the bill of rights.
@jakobbennett540
4 жыл бұрын
@@gigicestone4902 yeah everything but weed is worse
@doughnutholer
4 жыл бұрын
@@gigicestone4902 idk man things flow the same way they always have
@Elíashoots
4 жыл бұрын
Lol nobody in the world drinks water like Joey Diaz
@AJMoore101
2 жыл бұрын
It is hilarious how he takes a tiny sip!
@richardogarcia5044
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dongambino5308
8 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO this shit made me laugh right away
@TheNightHeaters
5 ай бұрын
Like a doctaah
@benwilson6559
4 жыл бұрын
"And then what, I gotta CDD the kids? What's that shit, when you gotta send in an anarchy test?" Holy fuck I'm dead.
@Beautiful_Sound_1995
Жыл бұрын
"Your family tested positive for anarchy."
@TimeWatch5
3 жыл бұрын
A cop is a guy with two kids, and a girlfriend.. LMAO
@vincentjayson9976
4 жыл бұрын
Mrs. pat not streetwise at all, she reminds of a schoolgirl that watches to many cop episodes.
@jonhammer7109
2 жыл бұрын
My problem is.. most any 5 I watch becomes my top 5 until I watch his next 5. And on it goes
@armorykittington
5 жыл бұрын
13:02 the feels man
@phonescreenfiendmachine92
5 жыл бұрын
Love this channel. The clips are always funny and interesting; coco can tell some stories!
@coryjacques5247
Жыл бұрын
that Bobby Lee clip didn't age well
@heroiccombatengineer6018
Жыл бұрын
Bobby lee as a whole didn't aged well
@matts4750
3 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat got that one part wrong that a lot of people also do...the police can and will lie if you ask them if they are a cop. They do.not have to tell the truth while undercover, or in an interrogation room.
@meeptheeditor
5 жыл бұрын
13:22 is this yellow kid my father?
@spencerross4282
4 жыл бұрын
“We did this tremendous coke”
@ilswa
5 жыл бұрын
Joey 'is this blonde kid my father?' Diaz.
@superdupermart1669
5 жыл бұрын
Like a SOULJA
@tommybannister2750
3 жыл бұрын
Bobby lee 22:30 fuckin brilliant 🤣
@c_c836
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this Asian guy is a sick puppy
@shaneschmidt9212
4 жыл бұрын
It was June 43rd 1978... 8:26 pm
@TK-fd3qt
5 жыл бұрын
This lee dude, I put my hat off, scalp and whats left of my brain for him. This are the balls that even unkl Joey doesnt have.
@TK-fd3qt
5 жыл бұрын
I take it back. This guy really did it. (the limo)
@Khoros-Mythos
Жыл бұрын
27:46 He literally just admitted that he would snitch on his friends without a second thought. Why does Joey fuck with this rat?
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