Fox saying Trump sleeping in court is because he’s anti-woke was hilarious! 😂
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*Joe Biden raping Ashely Biden in the shower when she was 11 is hilarious, isn't that right Biden voter?*
@Lonewolfmike
Ай бұрын
Maybe his lawyers are hiding hid Adderall to keep him sedated. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
@@Lonewolfmike *That's Biden you r3tard.*
@roberthevern6169
Ай бұрын
I think tht may be exactly what's happening!
@judd442009
Ай бұрын
Biden is the decent POTUS. Vote for DECENCY and the preservation of DEMOCRACY.
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
That's Right, Vote Blue So We Can All Get Screwed For Four More Years!
@D.A.OhK.
Ай бұрын
@@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956We, a long with the past four Democrats, have been screwed by the massive messes left by Republicans. We would be so much worse off if Trump had stolen 2020.
@misterjj779
Ай бұрын
We all got screwed over during the Trump presidency. Unless you think watching Elite Trump and his Elite rich friends get super rich while 1 million Americans died on ventilators and 20 million lost jobs was great for you
@bjornstahle4652
Ай бұрын
@@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956 LOL you enjoyed the Covid-19 Lockdown that trump put us through? You enjoyed learning that Trump added 40% to the Nation debt? You enjoy the fact that Russia and Chinese agents had their eyes on top secret documents at Mar-a-lardo? Do you enjoy the fatc that 10% of the US population has an effective IQ of less than 83. Do you enjoy the fact that 10% of the US voter population are dedicated MAGA voters?
@mick8669
Ай бұрын
If you want to preserve Democracy, you must vote for Trump, because Biden is leading us into a socialist, communist dictatorship!
@Standardqueso
Ай бұрын
The Jimmy Carter joke was golden.
@michaelbayer5094
Ай бұрын
Jost did not have the audience on his jokes but won them over on the poignant story of his grandfather, (to Biden) "he voted for you because you're a decent man". America, that's how easy your choice is. Decency v. the epitome of indecency.
@mv28
Ай бұрын
Trump it is. 🇺🇸
@stevecarson4162
Ай бұрын
@@mv28 : REALLY?? You think Trump is DECENT, when a jury found him guilty of raping E.Jean Caroll, AND he banged a porn star when his THIRD WIFE had just given him a son??? (He cheated on ALL his wives repeatedly, and he was a buddy of Jeffrey Epstein.)
@T_157-40
Ай бұрын
Decency Vs Evil
@ForCrynOutLoud
Ай бұрын
Jost did not have the audience on his jokes because he's not funny, I will however admit that the descent man line was hysterical. The only people that believe that live under a rock in the middle of the Sahara Dessert, that's what makes it funny.
@stevecarson4162
Ай бұрын
@@ForCrynOutLoud : You mean it wasn't funny to YOU to hear him ridicule the bloated orange gasbag you still support, even now. WHAT "descent [sic] man" line? (HINT: Buy a dictionary and use it before you look ignorant in print.)
@JessE-gz1ug
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣trump is the love child of the grinch and lorax in his migshot. Made the sketch of trump line even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justsayin...2784
Ай бұрын
" . . . and the race is TIED?" Yeah, my favorite of the jokes, but still... ... I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.
@debbiejensen8623
Ай бұрын
First of all Trump is pissed because there are no cameras in the courtroom. And you don't really have to try to make Trump look bad he's already there.
@BaconTomatoCheese
Ай бұрын
The courtroom sketch artist need to illustrate the gaseous cloud emanating from his sleeping, rotting corpse to give the American people an accurate picture of what’s going on behind closed doors…
@claremurray6357
Ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@gr8dvd
Ай бұрын
@@BaconTomatoCheese "rotting corpse" life is empty without dreams 😀 … justice requires this happens behind bars.
@sunnyvaleria889
Ай бұрын
Brilliant. 👏👏👏👏
@ALT-vz3jn
Ай бұрын
He went too easy on Fat Smelly Orange Farter 😂
@rick_222
Ай бұрын
Obsessed with the orange man?
@ThirtyYearstoolate
Ай бұрын
@@rick_222 Everyone loves a train-wreck.
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*Atleast Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joes rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@thl205
Ай бұрын
@@rick_222 have you remortgaged your house to donate to a billionaire’s legal fund yet?
@roberthevern6169
Ай бұрын
Thanks God we didn't perfect 'smellavision'!!!!
@Dnn411
Ай бұрын
It’s a tough room…
@stevecarson4162
Ай бұрын
Considering that a big chunk of those people support the bloated orange gasbag, it's not surprising that they looked so grumpy at the jokes at his expense.
@UncleMikeNJ
Ай бұрын
That's why Trump hasn't been in that room since Obama smacked him in 2011. Trump can't handle a tough room.
@stevengeorges9046
Ай бұрын
It's hard to judge. Without microphones properly placed, you can make an enthusiastic crowd sound asleep.
@lizl6514
Ай бұрын
Amazing job! I can see the ketchup on the wall wherever Tantrum Trump is!
@michaelhernandez3041
Ай бұрын
Joe and Colin were on fire ...farting himself awake in court .😂😂..Rupert Murdock stepping down from fox news...I didn't think there was anything lower than fox news..😅😅😅
@pegf.8066
Ай бұрын
As the grinch wound say "STINK STANK,STUNK " !!!!!
@JakNekon
Ай бұрын
Fantastic
@fhl1369
Ай бұрын
Colin Jost is amazing and truthful
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@gp1683
Ай бұрын
Very well done Colin!
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@laurirohr5364
Ай бұрын
Colin was savage...I Frikken loved it!!💙💙💙👍
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@user-ij6vg8xq2r
Ай бұрын
Colin Josthansson killed it. 😂
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@roberthevern6169
Ай бұрын
Good one! I'd never heard that!!
@DarksouIjah
Ай бұрын
Trump would be crying. Biggest cry baby in modern history.
@dorotheahouston1962
Ай бұрын
Colin was amazing!❤❤❤
@MS-jh4zt
Ай бұрын
I don’t understand why everyone gets so freaking mad over two 80 year men. The host is funny. It’s perfectly okay to laugh along with people who don’t believe the same thing that you believe. Do y’all honestly think that you can change someone’s whole belief system in a comment section on KZitem? It’s funny. Have a laugh. Lighten up people…they’re two old men.
@rolandreyna215
Ай бұрын
Two old men. Yes. But one can't take a joke without his followers giving death threats to the comedian.
@MrGriff305
Ай бұрын
These weren't the top jokes, but way to overhype it and set up the comment complaints
@TheFMHatter1986
Ай бұрын
I love how the audience doesn't know what to think about the Diddy joke
@Freakears
Ай бұрын
If he were in better health, Jimmy Carter really could win this thing. He has the respect he deserves now, which he inexplicably lacked in 1980.
@d.l.sosnik2135
Ай бұрын
who here also at the end of this video, did a quick mind check with a visual mash-up of the Grinch and the Lorax ?
@claremurray6357
Ай бұрын
Brilliant!!!
@derrickstorm6976
Ай бұрын
There were all jokes we've been hearing on the Late Show's for the last 3 years lol
@54mgtf22
Ай бұрын
Colin Jost. Legend.
@1Tomrider
Ай бұрын
I wouldn't be too hard on the sketch artists "making tRump look bad," given how bad he actually looks in RL - inner self oozing out?
@JL-re1rx
Ай бұрын
EXCELLENT
@Vince_F
Ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂‼️
@Metal.mike89
Ай бұрын
Trump *CoLiN jOsT bOmBeD!!!* 😭
@GenRN
Ай бұрын
All the ❄️ whining like their orange Jesus is making me just as happy.
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@nicholasagius6427
Ай бұрын
He crushed biden with caution albeit to his face
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
@@nicholasagius6427 *He licked Bidens shity ass. Colin is Lefty garbage just like the rest.*
@jeffschwehr6750
Ай бұрын
Perhaps this video was too many short clips. Jost's jokes were pretty good, but we didn't get to enjoy audience reactions.
@CarmenSantana-jn3nb
Ай бұрын
Lol truth
@marcus_ohreallyus
Ай бұрын
That act was pretty lackluster
@jpyoung9259
Ай бұрын
They should just calls this a democrat function
@gradaloo
Ай бұрын
Nice guy but really wasn't up to the task. Michelle Wolfe is more to my liking.
@TomFalletti
Ай бұрын
Thank you. Vote blue. 🌊🌊🌊🌊
@mmeduvennet3316
Ай бұрын
I want to see the top 7 jokes that were told about this so-called comedian I want to see the jokes about how poor his performance was get Ricky gervais😊
@T_157-40
Ай бұрын
All comments deserved.
@Smiley_101
Ай бұрын
Listen up colon Collin I likes to see where your career heading after this . Why don’t you speak the truth what all of us working class going through, businesses shut down n super high price of everything .
@stacyhackney6100
Ай бұрын
I thought some of his jokes were funny. Comedians say stand up is hard. I believe them.
@Jim-nt7xy
Ай бұрын
Mr. Johansson should be more worried about his crappy jokes that fell flat during the Dinner,
@PureBleachFilms
Ай бұрын
This was pretty soft
@bubsmp
Ай бұрын
Trump living rent free in these dolts heads.
@CarlosBayon-NO.1
Ай бұрын
Really disgusting. The lower point in his career. "BIDEN A DECENT MAN " is not even funny.
@bethhayes1
Ай бұрын
Jimmy Carter for president!! Haha!!
@mcemtpockets1775
Ай бұрын
1:02 jimmy is da man
@TheMamonti1
Ай бұрын
Haley Voters....... she knows your calls haven't died....... but "2028" may never come..... Now..... make her hear your calls to protect her chance to be President.... Call for Her endorsement..... of Joe Biden!
@GayleAllen-RINO
Ай бұрын
I love POTUS Biden...
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@nicholasagius6427
Ай бұрын
You're sped
@nicholasagius6427
Ай бұрын
Cult level comment
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
@@nicholasagius6427 *Democrats are the biggest cult. You Idiots are paying just as much high prices as Republicans and you dummies thank Joe for it and want 4 more years of it. Talk about a cult.*
@liberalman8319
Ай бұрын
@@nicholasagius6427like you guys have room to talk 🙄
@valkimura1053
Ай бұрын
Meh. Jost gave a cringe performance anyway, so why didn't they hire Michele Wolfe again this year to poke fun at the deaths in Gaza? She already has a track record at being inappropriate and disgusting for the pleasure of that out of touch audience.
@Adams_Prayer
Ай бұрын
We are SLAVES who work 7+ months P/Y to pay taxs. Sin tax, Property tax, Income Tax, Excise tax, Pay roll tax, estate/gift tax, corporate tax, Death tax & Sales tax. All Tax's accept sales must be made illegal. To fund police, schools, roads and border. #Trump2024 #MAGA
@liberalman8319
Ай бұрын
You’re dumb enough to be trump supporter
@jon2026
Ай бұрын
Anti-woke.🤣
@eskuriad
Ай бұрын
Not great, must not have had his SNL writers.
@dennismorris3254
Ай бұрын
Michael che is the funny one he
@tristancharbonneau5241
Ай бұрын
You are the man
@tristancharbonneau5241
Ай бұрын
Go collin
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*
@cindysimpson6428
Ай бұрын
PAUSE.............
@timaxmessenger7586
24 күн бұрын
Soft Colin.
@melanieparker
Ай бұрын
SCARLETT: Honey, YOU SUCK!!
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
Republicans suck.
@bettertomorrow791
Ай бұрын
Well, Colin is the one that gets to go home with Scarlett every night. Yea, you suck.
@curtisheron8858
Ай бұрын
Was this supposed to be comedy ?
@frinoffrobis
Ай бұрын
anti-woke lmao
@juansequitur
Ай бұрын
yikes
@melanieparker
Ай бұрын
That's what scarlett said on their honeymoon when she saw his size. LMAO!
@fcon1350
Ай бұрын
@@melanieparkerwowww good one. I bet your super funny at parties 🤡
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
Yikes, but true!
@sparkyjerred419
Ай бұрын
Remember when families could afford groceries.
@ALT-vz3jn
Ай бұрын
Quit being an idiot. Grocery prices have been rising ever since the existence of grocery stores.
@ivankolinic5679
Ай бұрын
Cuz it certainly wasnt under trump
@spacedye2001
Ай бұрын
I remember that store shelves were empty during Trump.
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
You just told the world that you are a LOSER!
@ClowderOf3
Ай бұрын
Remember when food companies weren't controlled by a few corporate conglomerates and couldn't price fix?
@FrankyFixIt
Ай бұрын
The only truthful and funny burn was about Biden falling up the steps!! 🤣🤣
@thepaulusmaximus
Ай бұрын
Well howdy thar, Jebediah! Bout time for one of those good ole kool aid enemas! Now lets see that pretty little butt of yours!
@ricardosalazar5743
Ай бұрын
BORING
@mick8669
Ай бұрын
Surprised he didn’t make any Sh*ts and Giggles jokes, now that would have been funny!
@ivankolinic5679
Ай бұрын
Colin Jost is like Rishi Sunak in his remarks, ignores the cost of living and his only good two punchlines include the predecessor of the man who he is talking about, and the economy. Thw difference is that he didnt get slapped with a fine for breaking his own rules, which makes Sunak and Johnson surprisingly similar to trump, and that he is actually funny, and doesnt have to use the whip go illicit laughter from his mps
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
The bottom line is that Trump is an a**hole, he will lose AGAIN, and he will spend the rest of his miserable life in prison. That is the punchline.
@kietsabrown8657
Ай бұрын
Sorry for truth
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*Democrats know no truth, only lies like "The Economy is doing Great!" as banks and companies are collapsing. Hell Rite Aid just said they are closing 400 locations because of Creepy Joes inflation.*
@aaronchandler2380
Ай бұрын
This guy isn’t very funny…
@jadapinkett1656
Ай бұрын
Rich frat boy attempts to be funny
@ThirtyYearstoolate
Ай бұрын
Don't forget, he's married to Scarlett Johansson too. Green is an ugly look, Vlad.
@Pokarot
Ай бұрын
"Rich frat boy attempts, and succeeds, to be funny while triggering RINO's" Fixed that for ya.
@starpawsy
Ай бұрын
SOme of these were not funny at all.
@billytheweasel
Ай бұрын
Half of America isn’t
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
Half of America must be evil, stupid, or both to vote for Trump. Trump is a selfish POS.
@mesaeddie
Ай бұрын
I guess you aren't a math major . Just another whiny loser.
@ftswarbill
Ай бұрын
*More than half, Democrats are leaving in droves to support Trump because food and gas are too damn high.*
@BaconTomatoCheese
Ай бұрын
Yep… Colin Jost bombed! All over the dumpster…
@stevecarson4162
Ай бұрын
You mean the Republicans in the audience didn't like their guy being ridiculed? THERE's a shocker....
@liberalman8319
Ай бұрын
During sleepy don term he wouldn’t even go to this event because he is too thin skinned and couldn’t take a joke. We could, we had that doofus as president.
@scottmurray4689
Ай бұрын
Sorry, Colin just sucks
@user-ol9vl7ul1s
Ай бұрын
Not that funny at all, really poor delivery.
@Rasmos
Ай бұрын
How do you listen to these jokes and still vote blue? Half of the jokes, he's hitting Biden, too. And it's not like it's all in good fun. It is legitimately concerning that we are questioning the mental well-being of ANY leader. Be it, Trump, Biden, or Fetterman. It shouldn't even be a question. If your mental capacity is flawed, if you cannot publicly speak, if your age is affecting your decision making, the American people deserve the right to replace you as leader.
@walterjohnson67
Ай бұрын
How do you vote red ?
@betomontemayor7369
Ай бұрын
The Republican Party can't even run their own house and you want to vote red.
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
Urnalism
@Nrsesand1
Ай бұрын
Is that all you have to talk about is Donald Trump?
@shereesheree7735
Ай бұрын
For real!! American media is dead anyways!!
@ivankolinic5679
Ай бұрын
Considering how fucked up trump is as a candidate, yea
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
Trump is an a**hole that has given standup comics plenty of material. FDT
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
@@ivankolinic5679Thank you! 💯 correct.
@ThirtyYearstoolate
Ай бұрын
Send E. Jean Carroll another check.
@rick_222
Ай бұрын
Just recycled jokes about the orange man, boring.
@teresaaguilar316
Ай бұрын
Wow this was so lame
@dt8762
Ай бұрын
There's no better joke to world than Biden as President
@viewer7200
Ай бұрын
Is that supposed to be funny ? Even the most liberal and woke-indoctrinated audience could hardly squeeze a laugh at these lame and cringe jokes pandering endlessly to Joke Biden.
@Inpreesme
Ай бұрын
Poorly presented and the material was just not funny
@nksarwath
Ай бұрын
He was never really funny. Ignoring genocide makes it worse. Shameful
@Fernandoc24
Ай бұрын
Go north korea, commie
@iowanation1034
Ай бұрын
He has weired teeth!
@DianneForPeaceAndLove
Ай бұрын
Not funny
@ALT-vz3jn
Ай бұрын
Cry harder, he’s hilarious 😂
@ivankolinic5679
Ай бұрын
Imagine saying someone isnt funny because he made fun of a geriatric skeleton who has committed more crimes than Boris Johnson
@Nrsesand1
Ай бұрын
Agreed
@AmericanJohnnyBoone
Ай бұрын
@@Nrsesand1Sourpuss. I thought it was HILARIOUS and FDT.
@ThirtyYearstoolate
Ай бұрын
Humour rarely translates into ORC!
@summertime_blooz
Ай бұрын
Jost stinks!
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
Ай бұрын
Great Jokes Terrible Delivery... You would think he had never done a routine S.N.Live
@asphyxiafeeling
Ай бұрын
Remember when the correspondent's dinner was about speaking truth to power? Those days are long gone. Compare this to Stephen Colbert's performance, it isn't close
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