Hammond - "HELP YOURSELF TO MY BRAKES WHY NOT" Clarkson - "IVE LOST A SKULL" May - "monkeys" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@YasinAdorCB5
Жыл бұрын
The way he nonchalantly mentions the monkeys gets me
@ginganinja0636
6 ай бұрын
Monkeys.
@homer3716
4 ай бұрын
"monkeys" hahahah lmao
@homer3716
4 ай бұрын
perfect example of what made this show absolutely brilliant
@ThatMSportGuy
Жыл бұрын
I completely agree with James and his Ferrari/cheese comparison, it almost seems like car companies make cars that are almost as good as they can be, then make a "special edition" that actually is as best as it can be and charge a ridiculous increased price
@Band-maid-fan101
Жыл бұрын
I immediately knew what he meant
@michaeltutty1540
Жыл бұрын
I can relate, sort of. In 1989 I bought a custom ordered Mercury Grand Marquis LS. A very lovely, large, near-luxury barge if ever there was one. Then for a mere $185 I upgraded from the 160hp 5.0 (really 4.9) litre V8 to the 351W (5.8 litre) V8 with 210 Hp. Then I added the Trailer Tow III Package for an amazing $550. The only things unmodified were the front brakes and the actual body panels and interior trim. The thing would accelerate like a Mustang, leave the Mustang behind in the corners, and sipped gas like a Honda Civic!
@CrazyPanda688
Жыл бұрын
That’s every company ever though. Apple make the base iPhone 14. And then they make the plus and pro max versions for people who can afford them and they get more features But car companies have to have cheaper versions of their performance cars, otherwise they’d go out of business if they just sold expensive cars and nothing else
@HECKproductions
Жыл бұрын
friendly reminder that ferrari makes a car which you can buy but you cannot have it if you ask ferrari nicely they MAY decide they will bring your car that you bought from them somewhere so you can drive it for a bit and then take it away again whoever buys anything from that company is beyond help
@bradwhite5884
Жыл бұрын
@@HECKproductions Surprised Ferrari is still around, who in right mind in Ferrari thinks that is a good idea? I'd rather buy a Lambo then a Ferrari tbh
@lukegauci1159
Жыл бұрын
“I object to the Beige..” - James May 2007
@gagekoval3984
9 ай бұрын
“👈🏻Monkeys!” -also James may
@TH3L3G3ND
8 ай бұрын
“👋Hello?!” - Also James May
@lukegauci1159
8 ай бұрын
@@TH3L3G3ND “🐓c*ck!” - also James May
@h.s6698
7 ай бұрын
"Irrelevant twaddle"- also james may
@adampatterson2682
7 ай бұрын
"Oh Cock" - Also James May
@NeverlandSystemAngel
6 ай бұрын
I love Hammond's slowly growing affection for "Oliver". It's so pure and so real... I love that he saved it and brought it home.
@michaelbreckshot6589
5 ай бұрын
And now has even found a companion for him.
@tacticalcalebgaming7264
5 ай бұрын
@@michaelbreckshot6589. Yes her name is Olivia btw. So basically a Twin O’s
@thecompanioncube4211
5 ай бұрын
@@michaelbreckshot6589whaaa? When did that happen?
@michaelbreckshot6589
5 ай бұрын
@thecompanioncube4211 couple months ago, give or take
@ahouse8600
Жыл бұрын
He put his whole heart into “OOO- HE’S BROKEN THE MACHINE!”😂
@jeremyclarkson1
Жыл бұрын
Yes, I did.
@bradwhite5884
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyclarkson1 You utter plonker you orangutan
@JetFalcon710
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyclarkson1 Hey look, it's the orangutan!
@aidanmccann2290
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyclarkson1 you had me there a second until I saw nascar on your page 😭
@jeremyclarkson1
Жыл бұрын
@@aidanmccann2290 🤣
@GiorgioBrown
Жыл бұрын
I love how clarkson pointed at a load of places on the map that they can’t go, and then they proceed to go to all of those places over a few seasons and shows
@MadLadCheese101
11 ай бұрын
Except Antartica because that’s gone
@sonofsparda657
6 ай бұрын
i think that one got them in hot water aswell for the "can´t go there cause the american´s will shoot you" Because that seemed either unscripted or a change in the script that he either ignored or not got told about. Because that "noo" reaction seemed VERY genuine.
@alialiyev6168
5 ай бұрын
To be honest they didn't have the best driving roads
@fredschriks8554
Жыл бұрын
"Hang on that's my bag in James his tent.. THIS IS MY TENT!!" 🤣
@jamesharvey7793
Жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved that moment. The whole sequence beforehand is hilarious too 😂
@isaacjvincao3307
Жыл бұрын
Oh man ge it out!
@Shakes-Off-Fear
Жыл бұрын
9:29 Hammond and Clarkson; absolute chaos. May; M O N K E Y S
@phucnguyen0110
Жыл бұрын
The cheese making/quality comparison thing from James was just absolutely spot on lol
@Fitchy-ke3wz
5 ай бұрын
10:17 is literally such a teenage thing to do. Its brilliant
@jameschisnall8409
Жыл бұрын
9:44 'monkeys'- James May, 2007
@wilmotown
Жыл бұрын
“Ooh he’s broken the machine” is easily one of the funniest moments ever between these three. All of them earnestly participating in such a stupid joke is a right laugh. I just watched the last episode of the Grand Tour S3 the other day and I think this moment’s in there, and it sure deserves it.
@timefriendly6610
Жыл бұрын
“Oh sorry mate my cup sank.” 😂 12:31
@RepellentJeff
Жыл бұрын
“No, *you* look like a terrorist with a broken windscreen wiper and your face is ridiculous.” That might be one of the best comebacks in history. 😂
@bbywave
Жыл бұрын
James: It's a fossil Jezza: It's not a fossil, it only died about 2 years ago James: I was talking about you
@gedhoughton9523
Жыл бұрын
Could you please do a compilation of when they speak at the same time? Example this episode: James: what’s it caught on? Jez + Ham: the security camera 😂
@speedvaxer
Жыл бұрын
not the exhaust manifold
@alexrobert2000
Жыл бұрын
@@speedvaxer beat me too it
@cluckoftheduck
Жыл бұрын
"Back to the studio!"
@chrisvarney6857
Жыл бұрын
Oh no he's driven round it
@gedhoughton9523
Жыл бұрын
@@cluckoftheduck that’s my line! May! You bas***d!
@garethmoores8456
6 ай бұрын
"Oh sorry mate the cup sank" 😂😂
@brekbits6807
6 ай бұрын
'just a nudge' *crash* 'that's a crash.' "there's a thing.'
@matthewshipley739
Жыл бұрын
0:52 A very underrated moment 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelredford5389
Жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite season if I had to pick the best mix of over the top globe-trotting adventures and down-to-earth silliness.... and the one with their Britcar 24 race. (my personal favourite and a shame they never revisited it).
@eleveneleven9033
Жыл бұрын
I was in such a bad mood until I watched this video. Nobody can ever beat these guys. They are the originals. 👍🏻💗
@sackybir
Жыл бұрын
I want someone to love me like Richard loves Oliver😭
@Eren-da-Jaeger
Жыл бұрын
Forever alone.
@rempanda
Жыл бұрын
What? A 1 week love affair and then 20 years alone and locked in the garage? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
@SteenG3yL
Жыл бұрын
"He looks like a spaniel that's crashed into the back of a hen" 💀
@flomoose7315
7 ай бұрын
4:48 is still one of my favourite moments which makes me chuckle every time. Timing, tone, everything is so perfect🤣
@BarneyKB
Жыл бұрын
2:45 is one of my favourite top gear moments
@bradwhite5884
Жыл бұрын
This brings back memories, this is peak Top Gear, you cannot get any better then that
@Bagster321
Жыл бұрын
One of the best seasons of Top Gear... in the world
@Eren-da-Jaeger
Жыл бұрын
Hammond... Pause... You id1ot
@CT_97
Жыл бұрын
‘I object to the beige’ 🤣🤣🤣
@matt_crawford
Жыл бұрын
Oliver has "All Adders are Puffs" written on it. BBC would never allow that today 😂
@EleanorPeterson
4 ай бұрын
True. But it wouldn't be in defence of puff-adders, it'd be to protect the feelings of homosexual mathematicians.
@bonjouritsready
26 күн бұрын
@@EleanorPeterson…that’s the joke yes
@jeremyfong5684
Жыл бұрын
"when you are in first speed, push... We aren't are we? JAMES WE'RE GONNA BE KILLED!!!"
@clayrydick4561
Жыл бұрын
It’s perhaps my favorite James and Jeremy segment of anything they have ever done. Absolutely useless and I love it
@clayrydick4561
4 ай бұрын
I can’t help but roar with laughter every time I see the end of this scene. The way Jermey had genuine terror written all over him, and James is just calmly focused on driving an absolute riddle of a car, gets me every time.
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H
Жыл бұрын
12:26 that is the most British scene I have ever witnessed
@nikerailfanningttm9046
Жыл бұрын
8:28 I still refuse to believe to this day James’ “BOR” (Boat/Car) sunk! 2007 was one of the best years of top gear. I’m glad I watched the entire series when it was aired live on TV back in those years.
@moesediqe
Жыл бұрын
3:24 the sound bite
@Vollification
Жыл бұрын
Hammond and Oliver was the best romance ever ^_^ And it worked so well when they crossed the desert because cpt Slow and the orangutans car where so big and heavy they had to smash and remove everything except the frame, tyres and engine. And they still failed and got stuck. Little Oliver was nimble and quick and just ran across the desert like it was the A1 :D
@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing
9 ай бұрын
I think I remember reading somewhere that Hammond actually kept Oliver and brought it back to the UK with him.
@Vollification
9 ай бұрын
@@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing He did, (they even made jokes about it on Top Gear (and afterwards)). He kept it, brought it back home and he still owns it ^_^
@soundwavegamer2321
Жыл бұрын
7:45 my god I’m pretty damn sure the BBC wouldn’t allow the Stigs African Cousin joke anymore.
@aditis8669
Жыл бұрын
You’re right. And Jeremy would tell them right where to stick their opinions.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
Жыл бұрын
Why?
@Bronasaxon
9 ай бұрын
Because they’d say it’s insensitive and racist.
@automation7295
9 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that BBC are woke nowadays, just like you people.
@masternoob9673
6 ай бұрын
As they shouldn’t. 😑 Your point being???
@Jackhintze06
Жыл бұрын
“Do you wanna go out there with a hippopotamus or do you wanna stay in here with a horses head?”
@christopherdean1326
7 ай бұрын
2:52. I've seen that dozens of times, the last time was about two days ago in a different video, and I still cracked up! That will never not be funny!
@Adam7ep
2 ай бұрын
True
@Uzumakipavel
5 ай бұрын
12:58 feels like this change in chairs for this season was specifically made for this segment (even if the old props were burnt in fire)
@lshmk
Жыл бұрын
Jeremy ramming Hammond because he can't brake James : monkeys !
@michaelkowal3230
20 күн бұрын
RH: "Help yourself to my brakes why not" JC: "I've lost a skull" JM: "Monkeys"
@GB-tc4hr
11 ай бұрын
10:07 That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
@lt.frontalcoffee8131
6 ай бұрын
so it would seem..
@Leon-lg7zm
10 ай бұрын
The pain in Richard's voice when he had to bump the other car was priceless 😂
@ZeroCrystal
Жыл бұрын
7:55 is, honestly, one of the best moments that The Hipster and The Fat One shared, and was one of the first things that got me into these guys' work many, many moons ago. Hearing Clarkson screaming for his life the way he did on that old French car made me laugh hard, and it still does. Personally, it's still a Top 5 Moment for me.
@moogle68
Жыл бұрын
If you really just called James a "hipster", then you have *NO* idea *AT ALL* what that word really means.
@MrDannMann
Жыл бұрын
"So, I aks you, is I bling?" - Doctor James May
@clayrydick4561
4 ай бұрын
EASILY top 5! If the man didn’t have to change his underwear after, I will genuinely be shocked… the terror is clearly written all over him, and it isn’t acting, but it’s exactly how’d you’d expect someone to act to be as funny as possible!
@dailymotorshorts
Жыл бұрын
Has nobody ever noticed the shark behind James when he's in the water at 8:36 ?
@brotherseamus165
Жыл бұрын
"Monkey's 👈" classic James lol
@scsutton1
10 ай бұрын
6:14 Sorry, Jeremy, he's STILL going.
@lunaJ424
Жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed today, thank you 🖤
@Aubergineman19
Жыл бұрын
3:02 basically every country in a nutshell
@sussertheoriginal
Жыл бұрын
Back in the day when TG had 3 people who knew about cars instead of 2 clowns and a bloke who can drive properly.
@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363
Жыл бұрын
Richard: It has a 6.5 V12 Jeremy B12 Richard: Whatever Jeremy: Whateber Richard: Please stop that is very annoying Jeremy: Bery annoying Richard: Leave it!
@clydeoasis4049
Жыл бұрын
what episode is this from ?
@Kay-cx5ix
Жыл бұрын
Leabe it
@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363
Жыл бұрын
@@clydeoasis4049 I did a look around I think it's series 10 episode 12 not entirely sure though
@robbutterill1426
Жыл бұрын
this was probably the best top gear series imo
@thijmenboonstra4974
Жыл бұрын
Good to see you still uploading!
@altuck4x4
Жыл бұрын
I miss these three lots. Since top gear ended and the grand tour started we barely see them once a year now. Wish so much there were more.
@lordjimbo2
11 ай бұрын
10:43 is the height of dry comedy.
@amber_sight7385
9 ай бұрын
jeremy and hammond panicking for their lives, meanwhile james :"monkeys"
@birdoggaming806
Жыл бұрын
Glad you’re back and hope all is well. Also with a new video, I’ve got a new one to binge so thank you!
@L1Starboy0
Жыл бұрын
James is genuinely such a sweet guy
@Gangsta_Playz
Жыл бұрын
The 3 Muppet-eers were the best crew on TV
@JC-il6ps
Жыл бұрын
Gotta be the best series of Top Gear imo.
@AzanAli-
Жыл бұрын
I can watch clips like these all day 😂
@jonvia
6 ай бұрын
One of a kind show right here. These 3 are comedy gold together!
@meganemilia6399
2 ай бұрын
7:08 what episode is this
@AxelBayliss
2 ай бұрын
Marry me
@TheElectricCherry
11 ай бұрын
2:20 The same reason GM makes the Tahoe and the Escalade
@mahonrymauigoa8049
Жыл бұрын
9:03 he sounds like a dying seal😂
@Bobbymaccys
10 ай бұрын
James geeking out out the old gear box is oddly wholesome
@awahbram5908
Жыл бұрын
Tampon story is my favourite 😂😂😂
@DXSRXPPT
28 күн бұрын
10:30 imagine doing nothing just minding your own business and then just looking around and seeing 3 guys and an entire camera crew just staring at your hair
@wingdings_1738
Жыл бұрын
9:13 my favorite part.
@AverageAlien
Жыл бұрын
These can never get old
@MyreW36
Жыл бұрын
And yet they did
@AverageAlien
Жыл бұрын
@@MyreW36 Never did
@AiOinc1
Жыл бұрын
Series 10 was surely one of the absolute best
@0_dearghealach_083
4 ай бұрын
11:11 - Jeremy Clarkson has disconnected from world.
@justinlong5892
Жыл бұрын
The "Never Ending Story" at the end was just precious
@chrisvlogz6206
9 ай бұрын
13:26 lemme tell u something 😂😂 Jeremy chokes
@Pirustae
Жыл бұрын
May is right about the cheese analogy.
@alexmiranda6107
3 ай бұрын
James may when the cup sank, now that's quintessentially brittish
@tommason2609
Жыл бұрын
Series 10 is easily the best out of all of them
@gedhoughton9523
Жыл бұрын
To annoy Hammond, I dressed as an M3 driver….. 😎
@Motty1066
9 ай бұрын
Hard to argue that this wasn’t the best Top Gear script of the lot.
@JAMES-qp8tz
2 ай бұрын
06:43 *"Eggy!"* - TG Presenter James May
@eccentric_traveler
3 ай бұрын
At 4:28, you can see the sound man laughing on the truck.
@noblesix2195
Жыл бұрын
oliver sinking at the end is like the never ending story
@olivol5338
Жыл бұрын
the comb over XD poor guy
@JonahTV
Жыл бұрын
James was on to something with that cheese analogy. It's like how Coca-Cola and Walmart-brand cola are exactly the same, but Coke is 2 dollars a bottle and Walmart cola is 80 cents a bottle
@JimmyS.25
Жыл бұрын
You literally misunderstood him mate 😂
@tehdesp
Жыл бұрын
It's ok, Hammond, I call my Fiat 500 "Connie".
@618Fjk
Жыл бұрын
I call my Jaaaggg Mr. Rogers 😆
@sugarnads
Жыл бұрын
My ceratoGT is Sally
@Shakes-Off-Fear
Жыл бұрын
I called my WRX ‘the Blue Boar’.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
Жыл бұрын
@@618Fjk I feel like Mister Rogers is too wholesome for a proper Jaaag driver. I feel like Mr. Darcy would be more appropriate hahaha
@DrewSavo
Жыл бұрын
I can just see sky, sea, sky, *SEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!*
@niewiem2606
9 ай бұрын
Clarkson is ramming into Hammond and May is just "monkeys"
@mycroftsanchez901
11 ай бұрын
It's amazing that Jeremy's brakes that don't work can bring his car to a skidding halt when there's a tree in the way!
@TheGrenadier97
Жыл бұрын
Man, they could be doing this sort of thing up to this day...
@Crashryding
Жыл бұрын
They could be… but the Grand Tour adventures are a little more awesome. There’s a doco on KZitem about Clarkson’s early career up till the 2015’s(I think) . Without all 3 any show would be pitiful..e.g. TG UK currently, TG USA always and TG Australia.
@oversteer_9339
Жыл бұрын
"I was talking about you" 🤣
@Air-ts7cu
Жыл бұрын
"To make the carriage moving at it's first speed take fully and progressively back the crowbar of embryoage."
@kevinmcmahon7336
Жыл бұрын
James May at 9:44 is golden 😂
@stephenshirley1085
Жыл бұрын
10:15 they annihilated that man lmfaooo
@safaridice
8 ай бұрын
How could three complete strangers be so perfect together
@michlon6144
8 ай бұрын
The Leyland challenge was their best
@jamesborb4255
3 күн бұрын
"Now you've confused yourself you poor old goat"
@hendrahendra
Жыл бұрын
This is peak Top Gear
@underSTATEDexcellence
5 ай бұрын
Who knew that the greatest car Britain made was a beige princess with a broken suspension.
@Zoiskon
8 ай бұрын
That poor chap looking at the elies looks so innocent. I feel so bad
@romansyqui5144
Жыл бұрын
I’m just happy young car enthusiasts are keeping the old top gear alive by repeatedly posting all series videos before the new top gear, I as an old head at this point thank you
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