-Never ask a woman her age -Never ask a man his salary -Never ask a German company what they did between 1933-1945
@tawhidhussain5123
Ай бұрын
Never ask any German about those years
@top_banananaplays
Ай бұрын
Don't mention ze war!
@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan
Ай бұрын
They made artillery ammunition
@gooddypm
Ай бұрын
@@top_banananaplaysI mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. 🤕
@CZghost
Ай бұрын
@@gooddypm With just a bruise I suppose, right? :D
@TheAtlantaRailfan
2 жыл бұрын
"take the third Reich" has me dying with laughter
@AnthonyParrilloRI
Жыл бұрын
Same here hahaha
@Johnwbooth-so7dk
Жыл бұрын
She's essentially saying," you have gave me the child now get in the back."
@F1_Gianni_96
Жыл бұрын
Me to
@mooneyes2k478
Жыл бұрын
The golden part of it is Hammond's "...ow!"
@sovetski8893
Жыл бұрын
Dude me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jdapaul1351
5 ай бұрын
Jeremy's VW Scirocco ad should've been here. "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank."
@jamesgroccia644
2 жыл бұрын
“It’s got too much power, they’ve overdone it. Like when they went on their French holiday, 1939”
@romainsavioz5466
Жыл бұрын
James the Queen is German but you don't sing deutschland deutschland uber allies any time she comes on the television do you
@adambros5572
Жыл бұрын
@@romainsavioz5466 yh I do actually Hammond: he does
@ph89787
Жыл бұрын
@@romainsavioz5466 then the Japanese decided to gate crash the US’s Christmas holiday in Hawaii.
@brandonturner8302
7 ай бұрын
What episode was that one?
@dogsbd
2 ай бұрын
I can't believe May got that wrong, it was 1940.
@reshmapatel325
6 ай бұрын
Jeremy does the best German accent better than a German. Jeremy is great with accents
@S500-
4 ай бұрын
Yes you Right, By the way Where you Live Im Just Curious ?
@Arsenic71
2 ай бұрын
Being German I can do ze German accent as well, but yes, Jeremy just does it so well with the mixture of German words with accent and English - it's just the perfect mix. I could probably do something similar but then again, I've lived in the UK for over a decade so I know both sides.
@lyonvensa
11 ай бұрын
There's one more in that episode where the Top Gear team competes with a group of German motorists where Jeremy said along the lines of "They want us to find a place to do the competition, and I suggested the skies above the English channel"
@wjmcd703
10 ай бұрын
He actually said that he suggested the skies over southern England
@aerogfs
8 ай бұрын
They came prepared with Spitfires...
@dougearnest7590
Ай бұрын
That could work - if they brought in some Polish ringers.
@agent1018
Ай бұрын
IN THE SKIES ABOVE THE ISLE, ACES IN EXHILE PREVAIL
@applejuice5272
Жыл бұрын
"You're not being filmed, so you can have a joint."
@wjmcd703
Жыл бұрын
I love that Jeremy denies calling bus drivers nazis, when it sounds like something he would say
@anonymouswhite352
Жыл бұрын
Well he didn't
@BeKindToBirds
10 ай бұрын
I am dying over the correction lmao
@lyonvensa
7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's James that actually said that during the Cross London race lol
@peterrraklliproductions2020
7 ай бұрын
Well, he didn’t. He said they were little Hitlers and murderers!
@lolickypeepee23xdd6
4 ай бұрын
it is but i dont recall if he ever directly said it- now, he did commonly call them murderers/hitlers for obvious reasons
@grdimajmun
Жыл бұрын
"Little Hitlers and murderers" I'm dying!!!!!
@melchiorvonsternberg844
Ай бұрын
Ever ride on a bus in Portugal? You're literally wearing your shroud...
@johnnyrats7083
6 ай бұрын
A sat nav that only goes to Poland is legendary
@hydro9634
2 ай бұрын
that's hilarious I don't get what he said after that tho because the accent was that good
@shugo541
Ай бұрын
@@hydro9634a fine fanbelt that will last a thousand years
@hydro9634
Ай бұрын
@@shugo541 I get that because Hitler said that he would have an a thousand year reich that's brilliant
@Old-Bald-and-Grumpy
Ай бұрын
There was another good one with Jezza making VW Polo advert: To Warsaw in one tank!
@Arsenic71
2 ай бұрын
I am German and I find the trios' Germany jokes totally hilarious and extremely funny. Why would I feel offended? Instead I'm happy they mention my country at all and they do it in a truly (and innocent) way.
@FairyRat
Ай бұрын
Your country's past truly is something. But at least its present ain't as shit as mine's (Russia...).
@sirajalden4453
4 ай бұрын
"engineered by a man called ulrich eichhorb" always gets me, even after all these years
@leifvejby8023
28 күн бұрын
It is actually Eichhorn.
@gg2324
4 ай бұрын
There is also the roadworks episode (series 8 or 9) when may shouts "work sets you free" through a megaphone to clarkson when he was napping
@brendanmatelan2129
4 ай бұрын
“A Sat Nav that only goes to Poland. WOAHHH!” My favorite joke!
@iiskull5354
4 ай бұрын
The fact he does the salute while wearing a poppy
@lzh4950
3 ай бұрын
Poppy? The Chinese: _Flashbacks to The Opium War_
@UbiMortus
3 ай бұрын
Ahh, the days when you could have such humor on the TV are long gone... What? it's only been like 10 years?
@simonkevnorris
5 ай бұрын
The French Holiday started in May 1940 when the landed forces went through Sedan (again, like 1870) sneakily by-passing the Maginot Line.
@jonnnyren6245
10 ай бұрын
Oh come on we all know the story of how Viscount May of Hammersmith and 55 RAF or the Hammersmith Cockerspaniels assisted the Duke of Hammond during the North Africa campaign of 1943! They both ended up defeating the Commander of the Gorilla Regiment in El Alamein and he retreated back to Stuttgart to rearm. In 1944 the Viscount had a rematch with Reichsmarschall von Clarkson and he shot him down over Calais during the D-Day landings. The Viscount May won the Victoria Cross for getting 6 enemy kills with a damaged wing and managed to return home.
@peterrraklliproductions2020
6 ай бұрын
Before North Africa, the Viscount May was going to lead “Operation Pillock,”where a bunch of Lancaster Bombers would bomb the Nurburgring. But, unfortunately, the plan was shelved and the Viscount May was sent to North Africa.
@a.jlewissonicski5278
2 жыл бұрын
Hammond: Jeremy didn’t you recently call bus drivers Nazis!
@SUS-zm2pn
Ай бұрын
In britain they are
@cpresuttis
Жыл бұрын
The fan belts will last for a thousand years lol
@Thegrimreaper4lyfe
9 ай бұрын
A SatNav that only goes to Poland 😂😂
@MTLoveridge
9 ай бұрын
1:34 Hammond's face after that
@dogsbd
2 ай бұрын
Because Hammond, being smarter than he acts, knew that May had messed up since Germany had actually invaded France in 1940. ;)
@ZarathosTheSpiritOfVengeance
2 ай бұрын
The one with the hand turn signals and the 6x6 car one had me dying! 🤣
@bobmcgod5214
2 жыл бұрын
F***ing hilarious😂😂😂😂 Top Gear is such a banger. I'm British, my satnav only goes to small islands....
@Alex_K221
2 жыл бұрын
I’m American and my sat nav only goes to places with Oil. Dreadfully inconvenient.
@emiliospowerballer1441
2 жыл бұрын
Australia and Africa are not small islands okay?
@bobmcgod5214
2 жыл бұрын
@@emiliospowerballer1441 🤦♂️ The point was places like Cayman, Virgin Islands, Falklands, South Georgia etc. Joke over the head....
@emiliospowerballer1441
2 жыл бұрын
@@bobmcgod5214 I understood the joke m8 don't worry, my country fits that description as well ...
@bobmcgod5214
2 жыл бұрын
@@emiliospowerballer1441 ok, sorry
@ultrajd
Жыл бұрын
Back when Top Gear mattered
@B-A-L
Ай бұрын
When Top Gear was funny.
@mundee95
2 жыл бұрын
Way back, before the Twitter nation attacked
@cheapautomobilityproductio745
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god please, I hate those feminist fokks...
@palpatinethesenatehog7086
2 жыл бұрын
Twitter, you will never find a more wretched hive of scam and villainy.
@cheapautomobilityproductio745
2 жыл бұрын
Twitter, the place where everyone's hated except "celebrities"
@stunseedordeesnuts
2 жыл бұрын
@@cheapautomobilityproductio745 oh "celebrities" do definitely get hated on there
@jameswalker199
6 ай бұрын
"You can't make jokes like that you'll offend someone!" What? Like Grandpa Adi from Argentina? Last time I checked we were all quite happy about mocking actual Nazis.
@tavish4699
2 жыл бұрын
ze germans will hear about zis!
@andrerenault
5 ай бұрын
I feel like this should’ve been much longer than 2 minutes
@markcf83
4 ай бұрын
I agree. It could have been two hours......
@leifvejby8023
28 күн бұрын
Maybe they just collected the nicest of the jokes
@thagerman8361
2 жыл бұрын
Legendär.
@der_pinguin44
Жыл бұрын
Stimmt.
@DasMonke
Ай бұрын
0:28 why is that guy frozen in the back 😂
@michaelwoolaver6113
5 ай бұрын
And now for the 2024 British Leyland line.
@nodafy
3 күн бұрын
0:27 Some say that guy behind James is still smiling to this day
@kelvin8369
7 ай бұрын
They always get me, never get old 🤣
@craigo7235
Ай бұрын
love it, keep it up!
@arrozal5717
Ай бұрын
I am german and i approve this
@saltzkruber732
Ай бұрын
0:28 Nobody mentions the creepy guy to James's right
@anthonystorey2953
Ай бұрын
Fiddle de de ,in the words of Basil Fawlty " you started it " 😂
@JesseThomson-zb9nl
3 ай бұрын
Hammond likes the Porsche 911 but I prefer the Porsche tiger
@Thule21
Ай бұрын
"... they overdone it, as usual. What they did on their _french holiday in 1939._" I can't....🤣🤣🤣
@philsimpson3556
3 ай бұрын
Absolutely side splitting. They wouldn't be allowed to joke like that today. Such a shame.
@georgemitchell9696
Ай бұрын
British humor is unique.
@eaphantom9214
Жыл бұрын
Lol - Favourite jokes This really is Black comedy for you 🤣 0:03 0:38 01:00
@goblin7404
2 жыл бұрын
0:43
@codingwithk5725
2 ай бұрын
Jeremy: James the queen is German, but you don't sing Deutschland Deutschland Über alles everytime she comes on television, do you? James: I do..
@stephenhowell5611
Ай бұрын
All the european royals are related, Lizzies line went back to Eleanor of Aquitaine, Richard I the Lionhearts mum.
@miesepeter1371
Ай бұрын
That's why I like the British humour. Greeting from Gerrrrmany.
@TheDeathMedic
2 жыл бұрын
Based
@ultimategmoneyremaber1821
Жыл бұрын
The queen is German
@applejuice5272
Жыл бұрын
Not any more
@taffingtonboathouse5754
Жыл бұрын
Rip liz
@swaticamecho698
Жыл бұрын
*was
@melchiorvonsternberg844
Ай бұрын
Well... In fact, with the death of the queen, leaderership of the German royal house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ended. But since the line is always passed on from the male side, thanks to Prince Philip, the German house of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg is now the princely line that continues to lead England. And that for at least the next 3 kings. Just as Queen Victoria always wanted...
@gedhoughton9523
Жыл бұрын
Cooler 8 veeks…
@the_real_inquisitor
8 ай бұрын
That shit is funny xD
@dannyjay4213
7 ай бұрын
The french holiday was in 1940
@shevetlevi2821
3 ай бұрын
Sometimes they actually sound like Monty Python.
@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
Ай бұрын
Some people probably will Nazi the humor in this
@SF-pq3sq
3 ай бұрын
So wrong bu very right😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nicoc6387
2 ай бұрын
Laugh? I almost did.
@zehnerdygamer3329
6 ай бұрын
MSU fan checking in
@rexbarron4873
2 ай бұрын
It wsa amusing then but now that we are an isolated little island going broke it's not so funny.
@ChrisSmith74627
4 ай бұрын
Back when humour was legal and not destroyed by the morality police
@automation7295
4 ай бұрын
Humour is still legal, just idiots and fucking woke motherfuckers rained them.
@elgris453
14 күн бұрын
Never ask a woman her age. A man his salary. An Argentinian his SS rank
@kennethr2525
5 ай бұрын
How did James may get year of the german french holiday wrong 1940
@melchiorvonsternberg844
Ай бұрын
To be fair... The frogs tried to have a good time in Germany in 1939. But they stopped, a few miles behind the borders and left after a while, without partyin'. So we had to make a visit to them, a year later. Remember... We didn't finish the tour of 1914... And there was a need for a 2nd leg...
@GoodMornin2234
Жыл бұрын
and people say germans are not funny💀
@032cyn45
2 ай бұрын
My boy went from a normal Host to a Guy that Is making Penguin signals
@ErnstBarkmann88
7 ай бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂😂
@elvispresleyKing57
Ай бұрын
Hahaha 🤣
@libertyvilleguy2903
Ай бұрын
This is a perfect example of why the British version of Top Gear was exceptional, and the American version stunk (I’m American, by the way). This kind of clever, funny humor would have never been acceptable to an American audience, let alone an American production company.
@shankarbalakrishnan2360
Күн бұрын
❤❤🎉🎉
@der_pinguin44
Жыл бұрын
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
@miesepeter1371
Ай бұрын
Von Hoffmann von Fallersleben. Es war eine Aufforderung, die da noch vorhandene Kleinstaaterei zu überwinden und entlich einen Nationalstaat zu gründen.
@paulcowlishaw
4 ай бұрын
So sick.
@bartsolari5035
Ай бұрын
try Stalin for size
@ronaldvandermerwe4957
Ай бұрын
Hitler's car 0:56
@prophetsnake
3 ай бұрын
What, no famine jokes? Tch tch.
@AzlanAhmed-ts5il
Ай бұрын
Ulrich eichhorb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexchrisontour720
Ай бұрын
Not allowed in Germany.
@apocalypsedude995
Ай бұрын
1940
@jameswalker199
6 ай бұрын
Why is it we aren't allowed to make jokes like this anymore? Are we really worried about making fun of actual Nazis? Are we worried we'll offend Opa Adi in Argentina?
@dougearnest7590
Ай бұрын
No, the problem with making jokes about fascists/Nazis/Hitler is not because you'll offend fascists. On the contrary, that would normally be encouraged, but the problem is you might say a word that would trigger a sensitive leftist useful idiot. Meanwhile, you're still not allowed to say bad things about Stalin. Or the Japanese.
@melchiorvonsternberg844
Ай бұрын
You have no idea, how German comedians, make fun of Hitler. And that is, why these Tommy- jokes are borin' as fuck...
@man_vs_life
Ай бұрын
Wow, so staged.
@hammer-r
5 ай бұрын
Funny stuff especially when the car industry in England is nothing. Lol
@palpatinethesenatehog7086
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, now you're giving me reasons not to watch this show? Make up your mind, please.
@dopaminecloud
Жыл бұрын
war joke bad?
@palpatinethesenatehog7086
Жыл бұрын
@@dopaminecloud yes
@sumokaru
Жыл бұрын
@@palpatinethesenatehog7086 this is a reason to watch it, its funny
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