There has never been a sentence on television that had as much energy as “I object to the beige”
@Veyron722skyhook
8 жыл бұрын
"I had a bit of an accident on the cooker once..." "Sorry, this is getting worse!"
@nicknaoum7888
8 жыл бұрын
Milk went in that bit at the back...
@nicknaoum7888
8 жыл бұрын
+NissanDriver15 😂😂
@johnnyboy3949
5 жыл бұрын
At least he didn’t say on the washing machine
@bmstylee
4 жыл бұрын
Spillage
@michaelpeets7261
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree Hammond this is getting worse
@rollercoasterdude96
8 жыл бұрын
"I think I got away with that." I love these idiots.
@currencarlsen6720
8 жыл бұрын
Omg I died at that part
@seanbrooksoday4518
8 жыл бұрын
I died at that part😂😂
@hyperion1028
7 жыл бұрын
CynicalExperiments what does he mean though?
@rad2
7 жыл бұрын
Hyperion vadge, look it up
@karlosbricks2413
4 жыл бұрын
@@hyperion1028 Badge = Vadge Vadge= Vag(ina) he means you'll get women(pussy)
@AGKaiju
2 жыл бұрын
7:22 "Anyway, it has a 6.5L V12-" "🅱️12." "Yeah, whatever; it can do 200-" "Whate🅱️er." "Please stop! Stop that, it's very annoying. It can do 212 miles an hou-" "🅱️ery annoying." "LEAVE IT!"
@alexroxhissox
9 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE JAMES MAY
@Inthatgoodway
8 жыл бұрын
he is a great role model
@ThisDeservesAThumbUp
8 жыл бұрын
Lobe*
@FrostyTheTwinkie
8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Henderson They give him shit because he doesnt care, ive used tampons for nose bleeds and shit idgaf new uses for an existing technology, so long as it isnt used theyre literally cotton sticks with strings
@jonnnyren6245
6 жыл бұрын
Well because he is the most EVOLVED amongst the American Duke Hamster of Birmingham and the Idiotic Obnoxious Orangutan...
@JetFalcon710
Жыл бұрын
@@FrostyTheTwinkie Yeah, at its roots, it's just a wad of highly absorbent material. They were originally invented to help plug bullet wounds, and I think the Army still uses them for that
@MultiTopgearfan
13 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's scream at 3:35 was so funny.... NOOOOOO!!!
@Whatevertv42
4 жыл бұрын
I'm with James on the whole tampon thing. Another use for tampons is when I was in the army, one of my buddies said he'd go out on patrol with tampons in case of bullet wounds.
@futurecat
3 жыл бұрын
Those plus crazy glue can stop almost anything.
@user-up7nb6id1f
3 жыл бұрын
You do know that’s literally the reason they were created?
@the_bat_turtle
3 жыл бұрын
They’re also great for nosebleeds
@JetFalcon710
Жыл бұрын
@@the_bat_turtle Can confirm, I had a really bad nosebleed a few weeks ago and had to resort to using a tampon
@archangel9191
9 жыл бұрын
07:34 - "Bery Annoying", "Leave It!"
@skthejanner
8 жыл бұрын
If only Jeremy had replied with "Leabe it"
@sorryinadvance5362
4 жыл бұрын
Childhood is liking Richard Teenage is liking Jeremy Adulthood is thinking james is the best
@U2QuoZepplin
3 жыл бұрын
I’m stuck somewhere between Richard and James, yet I haven’t quite graduated to the gloriously oafish Orangutan 🦧 that is Jeremy.
@jh.72
3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the path I went on ahah
@robotbattler
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously underrated comment
@adamtaurus7840
2 жыл бұрын
@@U2QuoZepplin same
@nobedz6688
2 жыл бұрын
Child: richard Adult: james Monke: jermy
@buca9696
9 жыл бұрын
8:03 engine light on, hmmmm
@WhiteBaron777
7 жыл бұрын
tavi921 that's how you know it's Italian
@tehgzizlauw1787
6 жыл бұрын
WhiteBaron777 Italian/German reliability
@Redstoneprime316
7 жыл бұрын
I love the part where James fights with Jeremys watch. LOL!
@adventure_F0x
5 жыл бұрын
Redstoneprime I agree with James tho so annoying when it’s only slightly off ... sure if it’s off by 5 or more minutes and you’re using it then that’s ok but chances are you’re not using it and it then is really annoying
@bahramoskooei2553
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the watch part. Why james was being annoyed?
@Redstoneprime316
3 жыл бұрын
@@bahramoskooei2553 He has OCD
@bahramoskooei2553
3 жыл бұрын
@@Redstoneprime316 now i get it. Thanks. I had missed the ocd part.
@mikaelmakinen995
3 жыл бұрын
Love it how this video is over 10 years old, and this comment is over 4 years old, and you go to comment on it and you get an answer WHITHIN THE DAY!!
@montyburns2335
9 жыл бұрын
LOL 5:05 Richard's like DAFUQ???
@caboosemcgrief
5 жыл бұрын
that moment when you find the comment you knew had to exist
@skycobb1086
9 жыл бұрын
That Lamborghini looks like your average Batmobile.
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791
6 жыл бұрын
Schuy Cobb vatmobile
@alllllll1
10 жыл бұрын
"I object to the beige"... classic
@disturbedrocks1996
10 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to dinner with those three. Just sitting back with a drink and watch them debate the newest supercar
@mtp111391
8 жыл бұрын
I object to the beige - May
@adysoferu
8 жыл бұрын
7:57 , engine warning light :)))
@LancerloverLL
8 жыл бұрын
+Adorian Kis That just means it's a proper supercar ;)
@moltresjrcountdowns
8 жыл бұрын
but with this you will get a lot of baj
@GoatzombieBubba
8 жыл бұрын
vag....as in vagina
@simonwu7250
8 жыл бұрын
i thought he said badge like a ace pilot of fighter ket
@seriousgranpa
6 жыл бұрын
Simon Wu bag. He changed v on b.
@seriousgranpa
5 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid i guess he choose baj, because there is already word bag exist
@siangetz8808
5 жыл бұрын
@@simonwu7250 he meant vadge, which means genitals.
@christopherdean1326
4 жыл бұрын
Loved every moment of this show, but I have to say, when I was working in London, that pay by phone parking was brilliant. Once you were set up, it was quick and easy, and you could top up without having to go back to your car, very handy for a field engineer who might end up half a mile from wwhere he was parked, up to his ankles in bits of machinery!
@berkkarsi
7 жыл бұрын
7:34 leabe it 😂
@arxuia6865
5 жыл бұрын
“I object of the beige” lololololol
@megalaplace4414
3 жыл бұрын
7:23 Timmy and tommy in new horizons
@ThatGuy-te9wh
4 жыл бұрын
*skips to further part of the video* "SIXTEEN GREASED NAKED EUNUCHS."
@thundertechmedia1014
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Smrf-qt5qr
8 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest Top Gear news in the world!
@Mark64038
9 жыл бұрын
Lol, there is a ghost behind james may:)
@spaxspore
11 жыл бұрын
how can one or two dislike this.. this is comedy gold.. spillage
@scsutton1
3 ай бұрын
1:22 Jeremy envisioning his Bugatti arrival as he described it.
@sorenslothe
12 жыл бұрын
8:33 - Priceless!
@23forrestgump
12 жыл бұрын
8:00 look on the top left of the dashboard, the lambo already has a check engine light!
@NovaPheonix
Жыл бұрын
I’m sure this has been said, but tampons were originally made for bulletwounds. The nurses just realized they had.. Other uses too
@lightsaberlordp373
2 жыл бұрын
I object to the beige!! 😂😂😂😂
@reinermiteibidde1009
9 жыл бұрын
The "engine control light" in the reBenton was on
@herstoryanimated
7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do those brake lights look rather... well ... poorly shaped?!
@manofnissans2611
4 жыл бұрын
I saw a reventon for sale in the UK not that long ago for £1m. it was the hardtop and I went to see it and it was awesome. Didn't let me test drive it tho 😑
@4444Cipher
12 жыл бұрын
Thank you Watson!
@Mladjasmilic
6 жыл бұрын
In Serbia, to pay for parking, you just send sms with your number plates to number given on parking spot. Bill comes with your phone bill.
@themightywrighty
12 жыл бұрын
8:01 "Your check engine light is on"
@theodor12
4 жыл бұрын
8:00 the check engine light is on...
@yokie52
11 жыл бұрын
We've only had really expensive repair bills with our foreign cars: Volvo and Subaru. Our Chevy Impala has ran and ran, same with our 2 Dodge minivan, our Saturn sedan. We recently purchased a VW and we've had it in 6 times for recall notices in one year... not boding well..
@bimboff
12 жыл бұрын
great success!!
@PanagiotisFoM1989
10 жыл бұрын
I think Jeremy should try the Greek motorways and see if he could never brake... :P
@Miss65boo
10 жыл бұрын
Poor James!
@yokie52
11 жыл бұрын
Mercedes are extremely expensive in the US. Our friends from England have commented on their surprise at the cost of them here. I test drove a used one, it didn't live up to the hype for my husband or myself. Happy trails, ohgodlemmein.
@proubuntu
11 жыл бұрын
Stannah Stairlift.
@x360ps2rulzz
11 жыл бұрын
Great Success!!!
@astridhaussermann4082
9 жыл бұрын
Omg, I just love James😂
@TheFerrarifan458
12 жыл бұрын
Haha I never noticed that!!! Why did they not put those dials in the Aventador?! I understand that Lambo said they wanted to start from scratch so EVERYTHING would be new in the Aventador, but I personally think that if they put those dials in it I would love it even more. :D
@themightywrighty
12 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea!
@AR1G3
11 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is completely right about braking on the motorway.
@AndorRadnai
10 ай бұрын
It’s a sign of weakness. Especially when you are stuck behind a slow vehicle. Brake, and you will stay stuck for the rest of your journey because everyone behind you is absolutely not going to let you out. Lights on and away we go.
@Hacker07Gaming
11 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@elijahekiridzo8956
4 жыл бұрын
8:35 bage 😂😂😂
@TheTrytix
5 жыл бұрын
And as usually, James is suffering from an industrial amount of OCD. XD
@Koten4
11 жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining that, seriously i did not get it, lol
@j4cko56
12 жыл бұрын
Good work Sherlock!
@moramento22
5 жыл бұрын
1:55 For the first time I wondered, did anybody ever shouted no on Top Gear...
@AlejjSi
12 жыл бұрын
You see the small orange icon on the dash of that Lambo at 7:57...that stands for "control for amnout of emissoins coming out of the car" which makes me wonder what fuel they put into that car?
@TheSFMCreators
10 жыл бұрын
StijnSpitaels Yeah, also at 6:11 and 6:18 also the same sounds.
@ohgodlemmein
11 жыл бұрын
Well, the mercedes I'm talking about wasn't exactly expensive. It would be the equivalent to class C nowadays. It is called the 190D. And to put it into context, as I've said earlier, it was a cab for most of it's life (~20/30y) and has done over 2M km or over 1.2 Million miles. The engine is still the same it was built with. Honestly I don't drive it much these days, but it's an amazing car. For reference, it was acquired in 1958. Mercedes W120.
@nunoalmeida21
11 жыл бұрын
Engian... lovely!!
@nonegone7170
10 жыл бұрын
GREAT SUCCESS
@AaroMesa
3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson rocking the Razr V9
@MyAutumnFall
3 жыл бұрын
Jay is just sitting there “ I have “
@deathrooster14
12 жыл бұрын
Why does James' social awkwardness make me laugh? xD
@ISirSmoke
12 жыл бұрын
who can understand what hammond&james are talking about @ 2:55 i think hammond says "he is always going for that" something
@SR71ABCD
6 жыл бұрын
So far I've seen over 33 Reventon in England, 2 in Cornwall.
@MrForza98
11 жыл бұрын
THE LAMBO'S CHECK ENGIAN LIGHT WAS ON
@87654321j
6 жыл бұрын
I love how they can throw stuff at each other verbally and each just take it on the chin :-)
@christopherdean1326
4 жыл бұрын
It''s called being mates.......
@buca9696
11 жыл бұрын
He's a perfectionist
@yokie52
11 жыл бұрын
I don't know where you live. As I am an American, American cars are much less expensive. I'm 47 years old and between my husband and myself we've owned quite a few cars and like I said, all the troublesome cars for us were foreign. Growing up my family only owned American cars and they were good cars. But, then again, my dad took great care of our vehicles. "you take care of your car, it takes care of you."
@themightyboush
9 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing with the bezel on my watch.
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791
6 жыл бұрын
themightyboush vezel
@U2QuoZepplin
3 жыл бұрын
I can confirm from my Spanish lessons that V’s are indeed pronounced like “B’s in Espanyol. That one isn’t a joke. It’s similar to the Spanish C being pronounced as a “th “ sound.
@bigassdawg
3 жыл бұрын
español*
@U2QuoZepplin
3 жыл бұрын
deniz of course. Only I don’t have the wavy line accent on my phone ☎️. Lolz 😂
@Matthewdoesmc81
5 жыл бұрын
7:48 lol
@borkokid
2 жыл бұрын
lmao, the lambo has a check engine light on
@corvetkidable
12 жыл бұрын
Totally. I drive a Nissan and love it
@Capesports4
12 жыл бұрын
You'd be amazed. Adult seal blood works too.
@Fate8888
12 жыл бұрын
it reminds me more of a B2 Bomber then an F22
@riverdave7
12 жыл бұрын
lol check engine light on in the lambo
@CrysusDub
11 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! hahahha
@Sprungus
11 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@icykickflip
4 жыл бұрын
the audience didnt even catch the "bag" [badge]
@StijnSpitaels
11 жыл бұрын
I hear always the same people laughing every single episode!
@iustino
8 жыл бұрын
1:39 jeremy trying to be borat haha
@nonofx31
10 жыл бұрын
yes it was, just take a look ;) 7:58
@yokie52
11 жыл бұрын
I was raised solidly in the middle class and no one I knew could afford a Mercedes, as they are prohibitively expensive in the US. Predominately everyone I know drives American cars and are mostly happy with their vehicles. I could give you many examples of American car odometers ticking multiple times, especially pick ups. Our Impala has 100k on it and we've only had to do basic maintenance. Everyone has their own reality, that's mine. You have yours.
@RacingAtHome
7 жыл бұрын
"You could get a lot of bag."
@Zynderion117
6 жыл бұрын
*badge
@ThatRagingScotsman
11 жыл бұрын
And not a single fuck was given that day...
@sumairb9978
6 жыл бұрын
ThatRagingScotsman .....Giben.
@NaderAmmar
5 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's been doing the B emoji before it was popular
@aquateen77723
10 жыл бұрын
You'll get a lot of badge with this car. Lol
@thepreme123
12 жыл бұрын
IT is!
@Someloke8895
12 жыл бұрын
@Capesports4 Well beige is a colour, a very very dull colour. So they're saying it's dull and unimaginative
@WildfireX
7 жыл бұрын
I remember when I first saw the Reventon, jesus what a beast. Way better styling than the SHIT lambos these days.
@arabidllama
12 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder whether or not you could get away with the "quite a lot of badge" crack on American TV
@streameant
4 жыл бұрын
Revolution
@gorgonzo1a
11 жыл бұрын
Any you like, The town car, corvette, even dodge viper.
@MrForza98
11 жыл бұрын
if you noticed the check engine light was on in the lambo
@knlazar08
11 жыл бұрын
AGREED! I'm from the US and the problem is the hosts. One cannot just advert for three male hosts with chemistry. It may be true, what I believe Clarkson said, "The secret is we really loathe one another." Perhaps the US should hold casting based on that. Throw three men together at random until they find 3 that can fight while polite. Another problem is the US is slave to the corporations. They can never do the gift bits, the news, in fact none of the real show is allowed. No wonder it sucks.
@danieljrs507
8 жыл бұрын
Bery annoying hahahahaha
@kineticdeath
7 жыл бұрын
B12
@PK-qo1ww
7 жыл бұрын
a lot of bag
@danieljrs507
7 жыл бұрын
Patrick Keating hahhah i want the old top gear back, the new one is so bad and nothing like the old one
@danieljrs507
7 жыл бұрын
***** so true
@llccaaa
7 жыл бұрын
These 3 weren't presenting a car show they were 3 comedians mucking around with cars for an hour
@007knick
9 жыл бұрын
That Lamborghini looks like the aventador
@Alex_4rex
8 жыл бұрын
a bit, they took styling elements for the aventador from it (its still from the murcielago era)
@LoogiTheDino
8 жыл бұрын
+knick007 Abentador*
@DECCAS8
6 жыл бұрын
*Burcielago
@jeremyfong5684
5 жыл бұрын
the aventador used parts from the reventon and was inspired by it I think
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