The West has Fallen... Millions must watch Dino Stan.
@martintaylor1547
2 ай бұрын
I saw Dino Stan at a grocery store in Carthage yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of Imperator: Rome in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Then you sacked my city , a classic tale
@dinostancyberbully8561
2 ай бұрын
This is why i bully him >:D
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
my cyberbully builds character
@martintaylor1547
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I wouldn't mind sacking something else if you know what i mean ;)
@Barnyee
2 ай бұрын
This is real, I was on the security cameras
@kloon9699
2 ай бұрын
>just saw a Goth south of the Danube >millions of barbarians must be integrated >the Western Empire has fallen >Civilization has collapsed
@lucasgrg2647
2 ай бұрын
"VANDALS could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this province before. There could be VANDALS anywhere." The cool Mare Nostrum wind felt good against his toga-covered chest. "I HATE VANDALS" he thought. His servile poet was chanting the opening lines of the Iliad from his carriage, making it pulsate even as the 9 sestertii wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of germanic tribes after dark. "With a carriage, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
@The_Honcho
2 ай бұрын
Average Eastern Roman experience >Win several nail biting decisive battles to keep your empire alive >Still absolutely cooked >Repeat >Randomly start being rich
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Money can solve all issues
@cal2127
Ай бұрын
just like real life
@chillindylan2696
2 ай бұрын
Dinostan the type of dude to ask for a hug and then raze your city when you refuse
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
yep!
@thatoneguyyouseearound7112
2 ай бұрын
I need a full version of “When you’re a Sigma” by DinoStan, like seriously that went hard
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I can prob do it lmao
@samwisegamgee8318
2 ай бұрын
damn you hit the jackpot - you got a sassanid neighbor with the 'admires eastern romans' trait and nothing else. he simpin for you, he must be a justinian fan
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
luck of the romans
@fletaun
2 ай бұрын
Come Dino no Roman larp is complete without the city Rome itself
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
the larp left the city
@foxdoesyoutube2621
2 ай бұрын
Came for the Larp, stayed for the Byzantine man sandwich.
@raptorbrotherhood766
2 ай бұрын
Wait if dinostan was in middle school during the og minecraft era of 2012… holy crap he’s in my generation, I grew up alongside him… that’s so weird to comprehend
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
We were people or culture
@andreaanaxandron9890
2 ай бұрын
My run with the ERE was so epic, fighting horde after horde while reconquering the west Until I realized I had overstretched my forces and my treasury was suffering from the conquests Justinian moment 100 I guess, at least I was historically accurate
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
dedication the larp
@temblorjamesronald9427
2 ай бұрын
Dino stan really overthrew the Eastern Roman Emperor and be like "Fine, I'll unify it myself"
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
only way
@imperialeagle564
2 ай бұрын
Dino playing eastern rome without civil wars level impossible
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
got lucky lmao
@juanpablogimenez8442
2 ай бұрын
Dino Stan? Playing Total War? Like that's ever gonna happen
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
somebody once told me
@legateamicus9099
2 ай бұрын
Having a rought time lately, but your videos never fail to make me laugh. Thanks king
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Thanks, and I hope that things will come around for you king
@dinostancyberbully8561
2 ай бұрын
The roman empire could have been called the reman empire. Remember that
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
its true
@kissavelho22821
2 ай бұрын
Real.
@MrOrc-ym9do
2 ай бұрын
Eastern Rome? More like Easy Run for the master general who studied beneath Hannibal and Sun Tzu! Amiright?
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
when hes right hes right
@ricedealer56
2 ай бұрын
Superior Hunnic Cavalry folded over 1000 times..
@fatalex00
26 күн бұрын
Bro that Antonio Fauci joke was too funny lololol and the “unwashed barbarians” 😂😂😂
@Dino_Stan
24 күн бұрын
He cleaned the empire
@Bern_il_Cinq
2 ай бұрын
A masterful lesson in Roman tactics
@zerosuitsamus2340
2 ай бұрын
Eastern Roman Empire when some horse rag tag dude at gates: I pay you $100 to fk off or buy candy something
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
its surprisingly effective
@animuefan7541
2 ай бұрын
Shiiittt Dino brought the whooole emperor here.
@ArvelCrynyd
2 ай бұрын
Dino is so sigma that he speaks three languages: Greek to God, violence to his enemies, and nothing to women.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Based moment
@edgaraspolujanskij1597
2 ай бұрын
i kinda like those barbarian traps on the low
@raptorbrotherhood766
2 ай бұрын
Dinostan likes pain
@ReviveHF
2 ай бұрын
Eastern Roman Empire advantages : 1. Has Heavy Armoured Archers, Viking Heavy Armoured Axemen and Heavy Armoured Pikemen as the backbone of the late game army composition 2. Useful religion(Greek Christianity) 3. Higher percentage of Graeco Roman Paganism followers within it's border to convert back to Graeco Roman Paganism 4. Better trade bonuses 5. Better cavalry units than the Western Roman counterparts 6. Still able to recruit Armoured Crossbow Infantry(although inferior to Ravenna Elite Crossbowmen) 7. Smaller territories to defend Eastern Roman Empire disadvantages : 1. Weaker Spearmen and swordsmen units 2. At war with the Huns 3. Sassanid Empire and other steppe nations that potentially poses a dangerous threat 4. Prone to civil wars Western Roman Empire advantage : 1. Ravenna Elite Crossbowmen can mow down anyone especially on the high ground position, can be used as line infantries if the enemy has alot of weak melee units. 2. Cornuti Seniores and Herculiani Seniores are the best late game melee infantry units(You need to rely on them to face the Hun doomstack armies) Western Roman Empire disadvantages : 1. Latin Christianity religion has some controversial disadvantage(Stacks of Cornuti Seniores and Herculiani Seniores already bleeds your economy real fast, your religious buildings need money as well.) 2. Lower Graeco Roman Paganism followers within it's border, you need to wait for many turns before you can convert to Graeco Roman Paganism. 3. Vast territories to defend combined with high corruption and bad public order 4. Constant immigration and barbarian invasions 5. Bad faction leader traits 6. Prone to civil wars If you play as Liu Bei in Three Kingdoms late game, you're basically had to use anything learnt from playing as Western Roman Empire in Attila, because late game in Three Kingdoms is like a zombie survival game.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I might play 3 kingdoms again, it kinda grew on me
@ReviveHF
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I really appreciate your grit and courage. Cao Cao and Sun Quan are easy, Liu Bei is really hard on mid and late game, because in the late game your Ji militia can't use Pike Wall to deal with the late game units. Instead you have to rely on your more expensive Ji Infantries, spearguards and sabre infantries to hold the line. On the other hand, Liu Bei's faction buffs won't do much in mid game. You will basically reenact the saving Western Roman Empire in China.
@samwisegamgee8318
2 ай бұрын
@ReviveHF you forgot ERE's biggest bonus - 5% interest each turn on amount in treasury. You can literally just get infinite money to the point where army type doesn't even matter. 8-10 full armies of tagmata cav, no need for upkeep concerns
@Omegatron-zj1jf
2 ай бұрын
I love you Mr. Stanley
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
bless up
@lanleskovec8697
2 ай бұрын
at least it is not the western empire is something that i will start using
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
a new ancient proverb
@mcphersontape
2 ай бұрын
Bring back the horror game endings to your videos, Mr. Dino Stan of Dino Stan KZitem Fame. I miss them so much 😢
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I did do a new horror game video on the 2nd channel. Will prob just upload more horror stuff there kzitem.info/news/bejne/0J2FwI1jcZijnno
@Jupiter__001_
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan You have a 2nd channel? This is like National Treasure when they find the treasure beneath the church
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
@@Jupiter__001_ Its slowly getting a good catalogue lmao
@haristahir3472
2 ай бұрын
Just found your channel and I am loving it. You are gonna be big one day.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Maybe one day lmao
@haristahir3472
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan And we will support you all the way. ❤❤❤
@haristahir3472
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Btw Love your CK2 videos.
@mattoni553
2 ай бұрын
the curse of the doors
@theorixlux2605
2 ай бұрын
I bet your hatchet-making skills are sub-par
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I must improve
@JHohenhauser
2 ай бұрын
Thank you Dinos Stanios, very cool!
@joesemanick4467
2 ай бұрын
banger as always
@michelangelodealberti310
2 ай бұрын
YES THE BURGER KING HAS RETURNED AND HE HAS A BURGER CASTLE MY LORD
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Return of the chef
@flannyfizzle9402
2 ай бұрын
All Hail Emperor Antonious Fauci! The Reuniter of Rome!
@FlyingPigEater
2 ай бұрын
My sanity has been restored thank you Dino
@FlyingPigEater
2 ай бұрын
For now… I will need more soon or the threats are gonna start pilling up bud
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
i GOTTA keep working to keep my family safe o7
@thedude5830
2 ай бұрын
love your vids❤❤❤
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
thanks my dude
@DilsGaming
2 ай бұрын
dino dad back at it again
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
a dino classic
@rann808
2 ай бұрын
the sigma doors goes hard
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
my new magnum opus
@jaredjeiodelapaz7774
2 ай бұрын
You sounded more like attila than a eastern emperor
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
In life there is only atilla
@jabames
2 ай бұрын
new sub here, was wondering when you were gonna do a ERE experience lol
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
It had to happen eventually lmao
@Dbear39
2 ай бұрын
Let’s go he’s back
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
im back with milk
@JackJanuary
2 ай бұрын
My man
@decantabriaball938
2 ай бұрын
Ngl I think you’d love the third century crisis mod for total war Attila, you should give it a try man
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I gotta look into that mod, sounds cool
@sheeparebaaad
2 ай бұрын
Wooooo more dino man
@MausOfTheHouse
2 ай бұрын
The occident has fallen
@Sir_Howie
2 ай бұрын
Mask up for the Black Plague boyos
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Justinian's plague cant stop Fauci's legion
@ScarTalon
2 ай бұрын
yoo fellow Phillip DeFranzo enjoyer didnt know you watched his vids
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I used to watch him as a kid a lot
@mememachine6022
2 ай бұрын
And bro dont autoresolve the rebel battles against garrison. Those are free wins. Especially if you have walls they just breach them at one point and your two infantry units will slaughter them while your cavalry swipes their archers and hits them in the back. Just save before one of the unwalled ones and test out how to fight it thn you can win all of them
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I only auto resolved to save time, like I can win most of them but I just didn't wanna sit there for 20 minutes
@mememachine6022
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan understandable. I feel so autistic rn
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I used to defend every city out of pride it's ok
@wso4272
Ай бұрын
Dino stan total war ramblings have gotta be my favorite gender
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
You know how we do it
@mememachine6022
2 ай бұрын
Esst rome is more tilting for me than west rome. When i suck as the west im just like yeah its supposed to be pain, when i suck as the east i think i could do better
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
My advice as the east is just sit there and collect money
@mmdrezakh
2 ай бұрын
Bro you're funny af
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Thanks king
@adamm2091
2 ай бұрын
Hey Stan, whats your favourite movie? Cant be Shrek or the Bee Movie though we know you love those
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
The mummy is a classic, and Austin Powers
@reallyFrogman
2 ай бұрын
Hello DinoStan I came as soon as I heard of your beautiful empire... Eh, where is it?
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I eated it
@paloim
2 ай бұрын
Yo dinostan, i dont mean to alarm you or nothing, but theres this dude, idinostan, who basically is you, same exact voice and everything. When you gonna release the disstrack on idinostan? Who is obviously the inferior dinostan, dinosaursranley gang represent!
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
he will be destroyed, dont worry and stay gaming
@lordofdragonstone
2 ай бұрын
Will there be another ck3 agot multiplayer?
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Yee maybe when we get that new update
@malice9830
2 ай бұрын
Bro u should try out the ancient empires for attila has macedon Phillip II and rome 2 factions
@@Dino_Stan Aw man guess her and her 20 male friends left then:(
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
@@Bitç0įñ-8 We will survive without them
@Bitç0įñ-8
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan okay then papa
@berdduck
2 ай бұрын
Ave Caesar Antonius Fauci!
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
ave
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
finally
@Hell_O7
2 ай бұрын
Time to edge with microsoft edge
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
im on the edge
@Zarastro54
2 ай бұрын
God as nice as this game looks, I just cannot play it with that stupid “yellow vs red” unit icons thing in battles. It just breaks immersion for me that it isn’t immediately apparent who you’re fighting and it’s dumbed down to just “yellow team vs red team.” I don’t know whose dumb idea it was to make that mandatory and not an option, but that really is a dealbreaker for me.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I get what you mean
@Lp-army1
2 ай бұрын
Should i just make 70k accounts so i get that ck1 video?
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
lmao in the meantime i did do an ancient ck1 years ago
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
why did you spend half the game with the starter swordsmen
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
i think i rushed the government building tech
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
Fair enough @@Dino_Stan
@bill884
2 ай бұрын
How do you get so much income?
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Ere gets 5% interest on their treasury each turn. Just sit there and chill and you'll never be broke
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
2 ай бұрын
notification legio
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Oorah!
@pv9883
2 ай бұрын
im back again baby
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
zased
@FunnyMaster2005
2 ай бұрын
Mr Dino Mr Stan would you ever play gates of hell or hoi????????????
@FunnyMaster2005
2 ай бұрын
You make my hemorrhoids bearable
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
i did some hoi at least years ago
@David-bh7hs
2 ай бұрын
Dr. Fauci please save me. Dr. Fauci please save me. Dr. Fauci please save me. Dr. Fauci please save me. Dr. Fauci please save me.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
please please please
@tovarishleninade9436
2 ай бұрын
Evil game, full of haters and people barbing out. Thank god for basileius dino stannoi
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
maybe the non haters will inherit rome
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
hope this video pays for your car
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
It has returned at least
@thatoneguyyouseearound7112
2 ай бұрын
Come for the thumbnail and title, stay for the quality voice impressions
@WorldGoods
2 ай бұрын
Fauci gaming
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Stay clean and stay gaming bros
@robl485
2 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@Romanmonkey182
2 ай бұрын
PLAY MASSAGETAE PLS
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
in do time it will prob be done, i will be the only horse lord rome 2 gamer
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