The Chungus ruled as long as the heavens allowed, this is kinda deep
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
you can only get so big as a chungus before heaven gives way
@kloon9699
Ай бұрын
Emperor: What is going on with the Yellow Turban Rebellion? Dong Zhuo: Dont worry kitten Emperor: Okay❤ Yay ❤
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
This was the dynamic
@tonythesopranos5310
Ай бұрын
Wow, what a great Total War entry. I sure hope CA don't abandon it after 1 dlc doesn't do quite as well as imagined.
@Jarney_
Ай бұрын
MANY BLESSINGS FOR YOUR FAMILY DINOSTAN🙏🙏🙏🙏I WISH FOR BOUNTIFUL HARVEST FOR YOUR FIELDS🎆🎆🎆🎆🌾🌾🌾✨✨✨
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Very feng shui of you
@zrize101
Ай бұрын
Among horses, Red Hare; among men, Lü Bu; among Total War KZitemrs, Dino Stan.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
it is known
@mingchina4499
Ай бұрын
One Rupert’s Land soldier is worth one thousand men!
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
This is well documented
@amirmohamadpezeshki5351
Ай бұрын
Imagine if Lu Bu betrayed you like irl
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Yeah lmao I got him married as soon as possible. I think that stops the event chain that leads to Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo getting mad
@thecheeselord5943
Ай бұрын
@@Dino_StanTruly a good father
@thesittingacheroraptor7565
8 күн бұрын
@@Dino_Stan who knew being a good father prevents empire wide civil war, looking at you big e
@Rodzyniastyyyy
Ай бұрын
Dong Zhuo would have been an ideal Twitch moderator.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Guarding his fav streamer
@kaunghtetkyaw1722
Ай бұрын
"Lu Bu, the bastard of three fathers!" - Zheng Fei, in the duel of Hulao gate
@LowryYT
Ай бұрын
Three kingdoms, I don't even have three friends... my favourite quote of the week
@RedGuardian0902
Ай бұрын
Some say his corpse was so bloated and fat, that it burned for days
@yesidid2877
Ай бұрын
I love how this game had style, mechanics, cool hero systems and interesting battles - but still managed to be hot dog water.
@thedude5830
Ай бұрын
every time watching Dinos videos is so big pleasure. Just a bit of relaxation in this non-stopping stressy world
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I can feel that, I got back into reading last year for the same escapism
@samwisegamgee8318
Ай бұрын
this vid reminded me how it's literally impossible to conquer this map because you get constantly back capped and have no money due to corruption
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
The joy of bureaucracy
@tovarishleninade9436
Ай бұрын
CA: three kingdoms is a historical title. Also CA: one of the characters is literally big chungus
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
let them cook
@animuefan7541
Ай бұрын
Dino Stan stops killing and wants friendship... Ancient China: So, you've chosen death!
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
it is fate
@Whatsuppbuddies
Ай бұрын
all who i played were dong zhuo and the yellow turbans. perhaps the morals of the romance were lost on me
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Much to ponder
@shinsenshogun900
Ай бұрын
If anything, bro got sizzled with Cao Cao schemes
@breekicheeki
Ай бұрын
man when dino said it's big dong time and started donging everywhere, I knew god put me on earth to witness such greatness.
@koob1413
Ай бұрын
I want Terry Crews to sing “A Thousand Miles” for real, his version is the best.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Terry will walk 1000 a miles for china
@philipsalama8083
Ай бұрын
@@Dino_StanNah, you're thinking of John Cena.
@du8sman3
Ай бұрын
Seems like the chungus gets the mandate of heaven
@LoganAntonick
Ай бұрын
A Rupert's Land World Conquest is within our grasp now that Dino Stan has the Mandate of Heaven
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Rupert's mandate
@thatoneguyyouseearound7112
Ай бұрын
DinoStan is like every genre all at once. Only a matter of time before we get the album, Hank Williams Mandate of Heaven yodel and When you’re a sigma full versions when?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
My dream is to one day be a country singer, like the great hank Williams
@oscarThewise
Ай бұрын
instantly got flashbacks when i heard "Hey Apple! Hey!" at 6:12 ,good stuff Dino
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
2012 vibes all around
@fritzallegedly3648
Ай бұрын
Dino Stan 'the Dude Cutter' was my favorite Warring States period Chinese warlord.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Ancient historical figure
@philipsalama8083
Ай бұрын
"I guess China can't be restored by nice guys, only rude dudes, probably." - Sun Tzu
@RajaIsThatGuy
Ай бұрын
Chinese wars be like: >war started because the chicken of wisdom says that the Chi fu panda dynasty must be destroyed >they meet at the banks of river yellow >3 Billion death and 100.000 cannibalized >Minor incident >Peasants get's angry and revolt >Peasants win >80 billion casualties >New dynasty time🔥🔥🔥 >Goldenage.mp4 >golden age end and dynasty split into 45+ warlord states that hates eachother >repeat
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
decisive tang victory
@charliewilson8782
Ай бұрын
1:27 Documentary evidence of Dinos first time seeing a woman (in a video game he hasnt seen on irl yet)
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Girls aren't real
@I_Like_Mipha
Ай бұрын
She Total on my War till I Three Kingdoms
@LionMagnus8
Ай бұрын
Please continue making Total War content, you are too funny 😂
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Will do dont worry king
@LowryYT
Ай бұрын
Ain't noo way my boy tried to beat the yodeling Walmart kid
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
One day he will teach me his ways...
@michelangelodealberti310
Ай бұрын
IT IS A BLESSINGS EVERY TIME LORD DINO STAN (THE BURGER KING) ENCHANTS US WITH HIS PROSPERITY VIDEOS. 🌾🌾🌱🌾🌾🌱🌾🌿🌾🌱🌿🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🍔🍔🍔
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
A bountiful harvest of hamburger is expected
@norm8082
Ай бұрын
still miss skanders comments every video he really changed
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Everyday I think of the skander and his skander dog
@edgaraspolujanskij1597
Ай бұрын
winie the pooh should fight big chungus for control of all of china
@TheEngineerFromTeamFortress2.
Ай бұрын
'ate China 'ate Mongols 'ate Emperor (not racist just don't like 'em) love me food love me gold love me Han simple as
@dirtbound3358
Ай бұрын
Dino Stan big Chungused again Heck yeah
@alter4565
Ай бұрын
Despite of the very high risk and its against all odds, Dino Stan send Dong Zhuo with Big Chungus Meme Power to obliterate all the obstacles and those who oppose him.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
The chungus sends his regards
@xpqzl2551
Ай бұрын
the thumbnails are immaculate as always
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Thanks my bruder
@reallyFrogman
Ай бұрын
Ok Dino, don't freak out but I get the feeling I might be the brother of Jesus Christ
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
curious..
@theorixlux2605
Ай бұрын
Sloppy seconds, floppy thirds, and dusty fourths
@cosmiccosmonaut820
Ай бұрын
the long dong playthrough
@pjr1279
Ай бұрын
I'm a man worth 1000 _lubu with 5000 kill in battle after i clicked on him
@thomasnguyen5197
Ай бұрын
Ello Dino, when will the time come for your glorious rule as Cow Cow and his son, Cow Pee?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Maybe that will be the next 3 kingdoms vid
@thomasnguyen5197
Ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan happy to gear that my good man, may Loo Boo, boo his way all over China
@THEBIGSMELL
Ай бұрын
some peak impersonations this episode
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
china brings them out
@Zquirrelthing
Ай бұрын
haha lol dong
@imperialeagle564
Ай бұрын
A game without river flooding is a game well played in china
@danieltsiprun8080
Ай бұрын
this is my first and last total war game i ever play, me and my friend played a campaign for the first game and we agreed to split china apart and than battle it out I had south-west china and he had north -east china, he went for the Mongolian horse cav strat and I went for the song dynasty econamy build. the start of our war was at the southern jungles and the thing is my friends army was mostly cav and he tried to use ambushes on me but since the maps were jungle and I won those batles until he discovered something. apparently he could auto resolve battles without my consent since that is the default option in this game when you host an mp game, and because his army was made out of the best cav units he won the auto resolve every single time, and kept auto resolving until I rage quit.
@ej7416
Ай бұрын
damn, sounds like a shitty friend
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I really wanna do a cool vs mp game sometime. Sounds really cool
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Also auto resolving in mp is so evil
@danieltsiprun8080
Ай бұрын
@Dino_Stan the idea was great and very much relied on a gentlemans agreement, and since it was my first total war game we just agreed to fight the ai and split up china, after we finished the ai we gave each other a couple turns to build up and then have a massive war as if it is like a star wars empire at war campaign. Problem it takes a lot of time to clean up all the ai, and the fight between players will definitely be even longer. That is not talking about how you devide china for me and my friend it just happened. But if you get it working with a group of friends and you enjoy the larp, it is really nice. Just make sure to disable the option for auto resolve with no consent from the second player.
@danieltsiprun8080
Ай бұрын
@Dino_Stan his mongol cav larp failed to work in the jungle of southern china, and he really wanted to win because i had the rich and populace parts of china so i could scale up. His only advantage is that he held the horse tiles, so the maintenance for them was practically zero (he saw a spiffing brit video). And wanting to win after some defeats realizing his strategic disadvantage, he did an evil move and auto resolved everything, making me rage quit.
@katanaronin4823
Ай бұрын
Chungus is growing larger.
@loyalbravo_1325
Ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I thought the intro you said, "I am the phat guy..."
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
"fat with an f a t because i know I got a wait problem, I just dont give a fuck"
@loyalbravo_1325
Ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Lol, slay king
@MrOrc-ym9do
Ай бұрын
I really feel like I was born in the wrong era. I should have been killed by Lu Bu as a peasant conscript so that my wife can receive consolation that I have served to further enforce the mandate of Heaven 😭
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
A simple and glorious existence
@THEJaManes
Ай бұрын
There will be a part 2? Ayooo! These come in series now?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I think so, I cut out too much trying to make a 20 min video
@mememachine6022
Ай бұрын
They hate us cause they aint as thicc as us
@OblivionOtaku
Ай бұрын
I love modern TW games the best. Once I got them modded the hell out of them so moral is back, put in all the Darthmods and all the realistic military mods so they kinda look like how they used to work. Only then would I play them. Jokes aside I heard this game made diplomacy work. It's like each game they get one thing right then eff up all the rest.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I think most of the old games the ai has a glitch that just makes them hate the player
@jiannitamousis624
Ай бұрын
Baked beans
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
baked beans
@khaled99069
Ай бұрын
1 billion social credit for lu bu
@bouncycowgirl
Ай бұрын
I've waited so long for Frat Boy in China....
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Better late than never they always say
@KarolusImperator
Ай бұрын
I have Three Kingdoms but I've never really played a Total War game lmao
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
It is one of the better ones campaign wise imo
@rev0126
Ай бұрын
damn shawty he be looking like Chinese peter griffin.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
A good look
@hatforacat3977
Ай бұрын
got that fat dude magnitude
@enigmaticchickenmcnobody
Ай бұрын
Expand the Dong
@nathanmcauley8806
Ай бұрын
when will obama be making a new epic hit
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I wonder this too
@adamm2091
Ай бұрын
1:35 all I hear is Jorden Peterson.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
He has taken over my soul
@lanleskovec8697
Ай бұрын
Will we ever get any warhammer videos?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Yeah after this next video i will prob do one. Just cleared up space on my pc
@ryanrusch3976
Ай бұрын
I cannot help that i simp for dinostan
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
😎
@fredrikkirderf2907
Ай бұрын
imagine a Sims total war...
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
In a perfect world...
@WorldGoods
Ай бұрын
Dong moments
@crazybananaman1
Ай бұрын
Blasting "This is How You Remind Me" and charging into enemy formations alone just to feel something. Is Lu Bu secretly based?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
It's the only way to fight
@MegaXXSomeoneXx
Ай бұрын
Big Dong
@ashen1921
Ай бұрын
Play Zhang Jue, the great sorcerer
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
So far I have only done 3 campaigns, I gotta start making my way through them all
@heinzgrigori4628
Ай бұрын
2:56 need bandit gf
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
same tbh especially since joker 2 is coming out
@malice9830
Ай бұрын
Dont pursue lubu
@2joof
Ай бұрын
Hey Dino
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Henlo
@verttiviljaminiemi7574
Ай бұрын
Let's go for 1000 likes my bois! Edit: 1000 likes for video, not my comment, switched from 700 to 1000
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
The army of China is coming to like
@robl485
Ай бұрын
😂🤣
@Fallout3131
Ай бұрын
Kiss
@lokochups
6 күн бұрын
Hi, I'm trying to unlock Dong Zhuo but I can't. I've already killed him on the map, I've tried everything, can you send me your message to see if I can unlock it this way?
@Dino_Stan
6 күн бұрын
If you win the campaign he unlocks, id just play on easy to get him fast
@lokochups
6 күн бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I've already finished the campainha 4 times :/
@Klavsfangold
Ай бұрын
I am shocked. Do you even know the amount of content with dinos in this channel is close to 0??? Not even videos where Skrek made love with a t-rex. The channel name "DinnoSand" is very not korrect. As a person who likes dinos and is wisiting this channel very often my disapointment is big.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I must make a lizardman warhammer video to correct this error
@dimituratanasov5859
Ай бұрын
How do you get dong zhuo?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
If you beat the game it unlocks him
@dimituratanasov5859
Ай бұрын
So i have to win one campain?
@shinsenshogun900
Ай бұрын
@@dimituratanasov5859or defeat/take down Dong Zhuo in any battle of the campaign before a campaign is won That's the other objective
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