I have to admit this went beyond me after the "napkins" thing. Is there a video explaining these "napkins"?
@siukong
5 жыл бұрын
Napkins are like small towels made of paper.
@ian_b
5 жыл бұрын
@@siukong "paper"?
@nathangamble125
5 жыл бұрын
nap...kin... I can only assume it is a thing which is similar to sleep in some way.
@ian_b
5 жыл бұрын
@@nathangamble125 Ah, like those- I don't know the word- things that cover my bed? Thin, flat, get creased up. Those things?
@YuiFunami
5 жыл бұрын
@@ian_b pillows?
@cooltop101
5 жыл бұрын
An alien made this to tell other aliens how to blend in
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
5 жыл бұрын
The video is actually 100x better in that context
@johng1740
5 жыл бұрын
cooltop101 w Are u from the future
@idkjordash
3 жыл бұрын
Blend in by knowing how to use a towel?
@Azzerdlpt
5 ай бұрын
yeah like a university for humanology of sum.. imagine studying human culture and evolution?? tha'd be awesome!@@idkjordash
@captaincancer7786
5 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke but this would unironically be an excellent guide for someone who has never actually seen a towel before.
@hairyputter5363
3 жыл бұрын
Aliens? Yes
@Blazequine
3 жыл бұрын
i feel like you're the person who hasn't seen the towel before but you don't wanna say it
@johnnythm777
Жыл бұрын
Assuming they already know what a napkin is
@franciasii2435
Жыл бұрын
I think the joke is that 99% of people have seen a towel and so this information is basically useless.
@GoldenPantaloons
7 ай бұрын
@@franciasii2435 It has the same use as every other ClickHole video -- to hopefully be the only remnant of 21st century civilization recovered by thoroughly puzzled future archeologists.
@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
9 жыл бұрын
Thank you Clickhole. You videos inspired me to pursue a master's degree in Advanced Absorption Device Studies. Once I pay off my student loans in 45 years, I'll be able to make up to $15,000 initial income annually!
@Mtmelco
5 жыл бұрын
Woa! Most students only keep the debt! You will actually have a job! Lucky!
@Azzerdlpt
5 ай бұрын
wait, is this an actual thing?
@ericaaigis9457
8 жыл бұрын
All it takes is a few clicks and I can have Leon S Kennedy explain towels to me. The internet is the pinnacle of human achievement.
@LazyTacoProductions
8 жыл бұрын
"Leon s Kennedy" I fucking spit out my water
@ericaaigis9457
8 жыл бұрын
Potomac Studios THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY
@aurawraxd
5 жыл бұрын
OMG
@mthwr
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@coolbestia9562
5 жыл бұрын
Lol the like count
@AfferbeckBeats
9 жыл бұрын
Man, this guy really knows where his towel is
@Fluxquark
8 жыл бұрын
+danehb89 Yeah, he's such a hoopy frood
@nikkilee3840
8 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that he didn't have enough time to talk about how it could be used to shield yourself from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
@bubbles-1020
7 жыл бұрын
danehb89 DON'T PANIC
@simon4136
6 жыл бұрын
danehb89 1:35
@dikydankedude
3 жыл бұрын
Dingos kidneys
@gui18bif
8 жыл бұрын
hey! recently my mum bought me a "towel" but my friends say its fake. here are the specs: - brown - furry - loudly barks when stepped on - dead for 3 weeks now Is it real or fake??? thx i dont want to fall in another hoax like that time when i bought a volkswagen but it turned out to be an horse with an audi logo in his face.
@loog8621
5 жыл бұрын
Guilherme Ferreira excuse me what
@KamiltheCamel
5 жыл бұрын
*hey! recently my mum bought me a "towel" but my friends say its fake.* *here are the specs:* *- brown* *- furry* *- loudly barks when stepped on* *- dead for 3 weeks now* *Is it real or fake??? thx i dont want to fall in another hoax like that time when i bought a volkswagen but it turned out to be an horse with an audi logo in his face.* Did you hear what he said now?
@hellohowareyou9745
5 жыл бұрын
Almost laughed but then realized that this was a desperate call for help. Who is holding you captive? U okay?
@legoman7041
5 жыл бұрын
Is there some hidden message here?
@patrickstar1815
5 жыл бұрын
it's a real towel obviously. if it doesn't bark when stepped on it's broken and you should throw it away.
@andrewlarsen2981
7 жыл бұрын
I liked the subtle 'Don't Panic' reference
@sprucegoose1237
7 жыл бұрын
Is this an entry in The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?
@SamuraiPie8111
8 жыл бұрын
i think i understand now
@oOclonOo
6 жыл бұрын
U have a Big towel
@ancientapparition1638
5 жыл бұрын
Was understanding part of your plan?
@Frabjous1
5 жыл бұрын
Sargo for u
@naradaadam
9 жыл бұрын
can towels be used to clean up blood? i need an answer asap!
@math6844
8 жыл бұрын
Basic towels should work with blood, however they may stain or become discolored. I recommend spending at least 75$ to 200$ on a more advanced towel.
@flaminggarbage8241
6 жыл бұрын
Narada Adam No, as he said towels only work on spilled liquids and feet
@lostmarbles6717
5 жыл бұрын
I have tried this, and towels do, in fact, clean up blood. I recommend a red on as it shows minimal stains.
@iamlibra3014159
5 жыл бұрын
"asking for a friend"
@Spook8304
5 жыл бұрын
No
@anniebot_45-73
8 жыл бұрын
an obvious question, an in-depth answer. "a large, reusable cloth napkin" has got the be the most concise description i could imagine.
@pollutedcrimson
5 жыл бұрын
I needed this. I have over 45 spilt cups of coffee scattered around my house because i didnt know how to deal with them
@Janos86
9 жыл бұрын
1:34 Don't panic, use a towel.I see what you did there.
@DARE0451
7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I've been throwing my used towels away for ages! My eyes have finally been opened.
@joe972
5 жыл бұрын
Your Gay Father dad?
@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe
11 ай бұрын
You will never be a real woman
@Fluxquark
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that they don't teach things like this in school is a real indictment of our public education system. Thank you clickhole for giving me the tools I need to deal with everyday life!
@nathaniel7432
5 жыл бұрын
“Beach towels” confused me. Is the towel large enough to “dry” the ocean, or will I have to use my own two “hand” towels?
@evilspyke3571
9 жыл бұрын
you forgot some modes, theres also slimy, and then there is also hard and crusty... ...
@orbcat1790
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the title said "Towels explained in 90 minutes" and I was ready to stay for the whole thing
@leightonpetty4817
4 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate ClickHole video in existence. Nothing of this is deceptive.
@it-s-a-mystery
4 жыл бұрын
I had a genuine spike in anxiety when the counter started getting close to 0
@that1sefguy
5 жыл бұрын
This sounds like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy but without the British Accent honestly
@charsfm5203
6 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame they only make red towels
@Boogers32150
6 жыл бұрын
I’m still confused. Where does the puddle go?
@fakkuyu641
5 жыл бұрын
I wish I was taught this in school, algebra? never used that, towels? everyday!
@dragonridley
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could do all that with a towel. I just used them as protection from the ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal.
@oliviastilley2838
5 жыл бұрын
all this time i’ve been throwing my towels away after one use. thanks clickhole!
@baconinvader
6 жыл бұрын
These are my favourite kind of ClickHole vids, the ones that *technically* make sense
@lukess.s
6 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. Accidentally ran over my neighbour's kids with a steamroller.
@NosHyena
5 жыл бұрын
I was always too embarrassed to use towels or talk about towels but thanks to this video everything makes sense now! Thanks ClickHole!
@WWETheWrestling
9 жыл бұрын
lol did this guy time travel from the early 90s?
@Foxxx-01
9 жыл бұрын
Rapid Wrestling dat hair
@WWETheWrestling
9 жыл бұрын
lexxypexxy i know right?
@WWETheWrestling
9 жыл бұрын
glorb lol maybe
@DeadEndGoose
4 жыл бұрын
This is how tech in video games is explained almost exactly, like maybe 99% of the time
@ToddM_arts
5 жыл бұрын
Thank God, I was really confused about what to do after I got out of the shower, but now I know. Thanks, Clickhole!
@arctic_corner
9 жыл бұрын
...I took the first half seriously
@TheEScrapMan
8 жыл бұрын
*WAIT! HE DIDN'T FINISH! NOW I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT TOWELS ARE! AAAAAAAAA*
@brianpatrickdaly
5 жыл бұрын
wait ok, im a little confused. I think I own a towel, but its blue? are towels only red?
@prinxen1733
5 жыл бұрын
*No, they come in different colors. He said so before he was cut off by the timer. Hope I could help! =) I've been working with towels for a few years now.
@brianpatrickdaly
5 жыл бұрын
@@prinxen1733 thank you very much! I'm still new to the whole concept.
@kikyo4815
8 жыл бұрын
One of my biggest regrets is not having found your videos sooner.
@stjebvnelabjomskie4417
3 жыл бұрын
the fact that there is no joke in this one makes it a lot funnier
@laconicus8760
7 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says towel to instantly die
@Joeyplaysguitar1082
9 жыл бұрын
But what if you don't know what boats are
@varghest4641
5 жыл бұрын
Probably. Check the library just in case.
@archerboy58
7 жыл бұрын
I actually got to meet the guy in the video. His name is Justin. (Can't remember his last name). He's a Chicago based actor who was born in Indiana. he was part of a large role playing activities I took part in from the Murder Mystery Company.
@dragonx13x
7 жыл бұрын
archerboy58 ok
@failure9955
5 жыл бұрын
*a towel is dry when it's no longer wet*
@jatelitherius9842
9 жыл бұрын
"NO YOU'RE A TOWEL"
@lavasharkandboygirl9716
11 ай бұрын
I love how this is all correct information, and that’s the whole joke. It’s perfect
@FartMaster69
9 жыл бұрын
Some people wear towels on their heads.
@magik4353
6 жыл бұрын
ye, they're called women. they put their hair in the towels to dry it
@nachosNipples
6 жыл бұрын
Magikrazy sarcasm or?..
@flaminggarbage8241
6 жыл бұрын
FartMaster69 BLASPHEMY
@meredocu
5 жыл бұрын
no that s a hat you are thinking of.
@ifalone
5 жыл бұрын
@@meredocu hijab, also /s
@Tricia1869
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just going to be a basic intro to towels but soon realized I was in over my head and I don't belong in this Harvard level course. 🤯
@Abby-vm9fg
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would be a video in a series of videos explaining things on earth for new-coming aliens.
@bombofbombe
5 жыл бұрын
Very informative, thank you!
@Aberrantly
2 жыл бұрын
This video cured my depression for whole 90 seconds. Thank "god" for the replay button.
@illusionarywallahead1184
5 жыл бұрын
This is like an alien trying to fit in
@maxdoubt5219
8 жыл бұрын
Watching this guy made me think of another use for towels: SNAP!
@melcwan
Жыл бұрын
Wow, it really feels that my knowledge on the topic of towels have really increase after viewing this video! Thanks again, clickhole!
@SpikeRose
Жыл бұрын
Probably the most normal series of videos from ClickHole.
@TheReddaredevil223
8 жыл бұрын
Is Mayonnaise an instrument? Please limit your explanation to 90 seconds maximum.
@BenManaois
5 жыл бұрын
Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is
@SCWood
6 жыл бұрын
*reads title* *sees video length* BOI
@Reminji
8 жыл бұрын
Nooo!! now I will never know what other colours there are!
@DiamondButter
5 жыл бұрын
I heard of this thing called a ‘blanket’. It has many similarities with towels but it’s still called a blanket. Is this ‘blanket’ a subspecies of towels? Is it just a different kind of towel? Or is it not a towel at all?
@JakeRanney
Жыл бұрын
Wait... what other colors are there? He seems to have been cut off before he was able to explain this. Are there only red towels?
@aname2277
5 жыл бұрын
Thank You! This helped me so much, towels are just so complicated
@frogmanxbl7129
5 жыл бұрын
0:55 top ten best anime plot twists
@animaginaryboy2
3 жыл бұрын
I wish they had done more of these!
@abemarron9295
6 жыл бұрын
I bet this was in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
@Jerald_Fitzjerald
5 жыл бұрын
BUT WHAT OTHER COLORS CAN THEY BE??? PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS YELLOW RECTANGLE IS A TOWEL OR A HORNET, I'M STRUGGLING TO FIND DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE TWO
@HINAYUTA
5 жыл бұрын
If circle him hornet if a rectangle and drink he towel. Be careful. A wet man might be a baby or a hornet
@LambeauGames
6 жыл бұрын
Woah. I always step out of the shower *covered in moisture.* This is the video for me.
@ravengstrom5122
9 жыл бұрын
Now I finally know how to use my towel. Thanks clickhole
@tyro244
7 жыл бұрын
Do you know where your - Hey!?! Who took my towel?
@paulsalyer6603
5 жыл бұрын
Towels are fancy wipes that can be washed many times. If one accidentally spills their beer on the kitchen floor? No problem, just grab a towel.🙂
@izd4
5 жыл бұрын
Saturday is towel day!
@TheToneBender
6 жыл бұрын
huh... I've been using them to urinate on and then tied them to random cats
@jrm679
5 жыл бұрын
Wow! Before this video i did not quite know what a towel was or how to use them! Thank you very much for this video as i can now use a towel in any circumstance correctly!
@idontgottaname9445
7 жыл бұрын
his forehead is brighter then my future
@merlinnelson9368
5 жыл бұрын
I really want to see an episode on napkins...
@katelynch4850
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Clickhole! Very informative video!
@christopherboensel974
5 жыл бұрын
True enlightenment is knowing what towels truly are
@alb1reo
9 жыл бұрын
otacon?
@jonovankirk
3 жыл бұрын
He sure knows his way around a towel
@damonf7422
6 жыл бұрын
These things are amazing! Where can I get them? Do they work with Mac? Are they console exclusive? Do I need to be a specific ethnicity for the usage of towels to be culturally appropriate?
@dyland5277
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the helpful guide! I never knew that heavier, soggy towels could be saved
@icefv
4 жыл бұрын
This is something I never knew I needed
@hexyko4850
5 жыл бұрын
He looks like one of the Culkin brothers. Attractive man! I like the Hitchhiker's reference too.
@Sanulay
9 жыл бұрын
What a helpful video! I can't believe how many towels I've thrown away because I didn't know they can be used multiple times.
@agentsmith3142
6 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely enthusiastic about towels now.
@isaac7414
5 жыл бұрын
Very informative, thank you so much for clearing this up
@naturalistmind
5 жыл бұрын
I am sometimes wet and sometimes dry, am I a towel?
@sushanalone
8 жыл бұрын
Very informative, please keep enlightening us. tx
@reepicheepy
5 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when you step out of the shower and you're covered in moisture
@posysdogovych2065
3 жыл бұрын
I learned more in 90 seconds from this video than I ever could from a 20-minute VSauce video.
@dylejyson5039
3 жыл бұрын
Is that an insult?
@deathhzrd
5 жыл бұрын
This is actually pretty in depth
@sethras
9 жыл бұрын
Very helpful video. Thank you.
@blakerocknroll413
7 жыл бұрын
This was genuinely helpful to me
@cthrugrl
6 жыл бұрын
I desperately want to be in a situation where I can send this to someone passive-aggressively but that'd have to be a very specific situation
@CheezyHD
3 жыл бұрын
This is crazy. I've always had one of these so called "towel" things hanging up next to my shower. I had no idea I could use it to dry my skin when it's covered in shower moisture. Now that I know this, I won't have to go to work every morning with sopping wet clothes. Furthermore, I'd really enjoy a tutorial on how to switch it from dry to wet mode and vice-versa. I can't seem to find a switch or anything. Thanks, Clickhole!
@reptilianexperience
9 жыл бұрын
nice didnt know what a towel was before this video, inspiririitringf
@tannershackelford27
5 жыл бұрын
You said it was reusable but ive left it on my bathroom floor to use when I get out of the shower for like 3 hours now and its still damp.
@paulsalyer6603
5 жыл бұрын
Please remember to bring a towel when you go somewhere to swim.😉
@fnvtyjkusg
9 жыл бұрын
Inspiring
@tommygarson8592
5 жыл бұрын
Okay but like that's an accurate description
@SallySallySourScream
5 жыл бұрын
We need more of this for the children!!
@Donteatacowman
5 жыл бұрын
me @ me when i try to sop up a spill at work with napkins
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