I love how Dan says "oh god Stuart there's a bun inside" with a voice that is PURE HORROR.
@voltairearouet1374
Жыл бұрын
It clearly wasn't pure horror, he was just surprised. Idiot.
@moneymandate
6 жыл бұрын
Dropping a fully assembled burger out of a can is just surreal
@TheDouble094
5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the quotes around Burger.
@Vaultboy101
4 жыл бұрын
It's a burger Jim but not as we know it.
@oskarrandall
4 жыл бұрын
""""""""""Burger""""""""""
@samcal5075
4 жыл бұрын
@@oskarrandall that's it
@oskarrandall
4 жыл бұрын
@@samcal5075 wym
@klever5888
6 жыл бұрын
"Oh god Stuart, there's a bun inside"
@icyatlasartworks
4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you are fucking shitting me"
@Prod.R1co
4 жыл бұрын
signalex1182 na mate ur just a two year old that can’t spell
@hummus1406
4 жыл бұрын
@@Prod.R1co Oh the irony.
@HOXiFiRE
4 жыл бұрын
This is my second vid and so far they're fucking hilarious
@CocoTheMii
4 жыл бұрын
@xXRHYSTYRELLXx But it's Stuart...
@dangibbz1996
6 жыл бұрын
I adore the way Dan shouts "STUART?!" when he's been left on his own with the disgusting food! He sounds so worried 😂😂😂
@John_Smith_Dumfugg
4 жыл бұрын
As if it's going to leap out and bite him
@Pikachu132
3 жыл бұрын
@Sassy The Sasquatch This burger probably turned quite a few people vegan.
@PriyaPans
3 жыл бұрын
In fairness....if there's anything I expect to mutate into living food.....it would be something that has been in Ashens sofa.
@JonatasAdoM
3 жыл бұрын
Same when he thinks Ashen is about to take another bite of the "it was meat at some point" hamburger.
@MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
9 ай бұрын
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH IT!
@MrWIbackpacker
8 жыл бұрын
"I like vaggie; A lot of us do, but we don't write it on fucking tins." - quote of the century.
@manga4774
8 жыл бұрын
lmao this comment section is gold
@nilchameleons
7 жыл бұрын
if you watch the video, you'll notice they say many of the same things - wild
@TheHutchy01
3 жыл бұрын
The way Dan says 'I do' comes a close second
@carbonearts9955
3 жыл бұрын
Hazbin Vaggie? 👀
@Hijiri_MIRACHION
3 жыл бұрын
@@carbonearts9955 This was years before Hazbin Hotel was ever a thing.
@AndrevusWhitetail
8 жыл бұрын
"Oh god Stuart there's a bun inside" OH YOU ARE FACKIN' SHITTIN' ME!! What an apropriate reaction.The best part is his accent, which is usually very hard to pick up on.
@manga4774
8 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHH
@MrTheil
8 жыл бұрын
"THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING THING LIKE ON THE-"
@pcadamtaylor4262
5 жыл бұрын
Where is the accent from 🤣🤣
@nevango0690
5 жыл бұрын
He lives in Norwich
@vtec-3467
4 жыл бұрын
What’s hard about picking up on the accent? You make no fucking sense
@Parnifia
7 жыл бұрын
I think they actually took a picture of a carefully crafted burger and cranked up the contrast to make the ingredients stand out more. The downside to that being the patty looks like charcoal.
@Vaultboy101
4 жыл бұрын
Just think about the ones that didn't pass quality control.
@d3generate804
4 жыл бұрын
@@Vaultboy101 i dont think there is any
@hamzasultan96
4 жыл бұрын
"Carefully" crafted. I agree with the editing hypothesis but that is not carefully crafted, it looks like a minimum wage worker made it at the end of the day.
@markmcpheters
3 жыл бұрын
aka, LITERAL FECAL MATERIAL
@JonatasAdoM
3 жыл бұрын
Also usually the label picture is what they suggest you use the product on. I don't expect hotdog to come in the sausage's bag.
@Iridium242
7 жыл бұрын
"I like vaggie, a lot of us do but we don't write it on fuckin tins" OMG I am sitting here cracking up.. too funny
@glengraham7080
5 жыл бұрын
I want a tin of this just so I can have it on my kitchen shelf 😂
@falconofthenight008
8 жыл бұрын
"oh god there is a bun inside" "oh you are fucking shitting me" I fucking lost it XDDD
@UncleHaul
8 жыл бұрын
Just before he was like it even show a perfect serving with a bun and tomatoes but even then the burger is horrible
@combinecommando001
8 жыл бұрын
The accent just tops it all off. I'm dying over here.
@Crash_Tastic
7 жыл бұрын
Its 1:30 am and im laughing my ass off when they said that
@dongatello6969
7 жыл бұрын
I am the 700th person to like this comment
@baitrunner1000
7 жыл бұрын
I'm the 817th person to like this comment
@MXClover
9 жыл бұрын
I must be one of the few people that found Dan funny. The "There's a bun inside" just cracked me up with how incredulous it sounded.
@pupmups-rq1cc
9 жыл бұрын
MXCloverlel
@muangau1
9 жыл бұрын
"An Excellent Bun"
@codboroks97
9 жыл бұрын
MXClover I laughed at that for 10 whole minutes.
@sminkycorp
9 жыл бұрын
MXClover Its always bad when you dont believe what is inside a can! ROFL
@Tanrayough
9 жыл бұрын
MXClover I died
@LeigonX
7 жыл бұрын
I love the way Dan says "Stuart!"... Everyone says he's a wimp, but I think he's adorable.
@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-
4 жыл бұрын
He IS though
@Elder74
4 жыл бұрын
Somebody's in love.
@gui18bif
4 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowYoshi-Vincent- ?
@Silver_wind_1987_
4 жыл бұрын
@D'niro Gavin he's a bit of a pussy yes....but an adorable one.
@seanhearn9616
2 жыл бұрын
Neh he's a pussycat
@kackers
6 жыл бұрын
Ashens: "I'm gonna try it" Dan: "No don't do it Stuart!" Every video with Dan summarised
@sirprintalot
9 жыл бұрын
*breathes in Oxygen* *Dan makes throwing up sound*
@CounterNerd
9 жыл бұрын
sirprintalot *exists* *Dan makes throwing up sound*
@Rabbachino
9 жыл бұрын
CounterNerd closes video Dan makes throwing up sound
@cipherrevenant3239
9 жыл бұрын
FlattenedRabbit Dan makes a throwing up sound. Dan makes a throwing up sound.
@cipherrevenant3239
9 жыл бұрын
Cipher Revenant in all seriousness though, I think Dan is funny.
@EggsDiamond
9 жыл бұрын
I sense a new meme is being born
@LakesideAmusementPro
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens "Look Dan! A gallon of milk!" Dan immediately starts to gag.
@davidca96
8 жыл бұрын
He seems like a major wimp.
@davidca96
8 жыл бұрын
He seems like a major wimp.
@zukodude487987
8 жыл бұрын
Milk is full of pus and disgusting.
@beyondbeyond1965
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens: Look! An egg! *Dan starts to uncontrollably vomit*
@MyHeadHz
7 жыл бұрын
Dan a cookie! *Dan vomits
@marioalmanza32
8 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of shit they serve at Krabby O' Mondays
@MrTheil
8 жыл бұрын
Only 50 times worse
@marioalmanza32
8 жыл бұрын
+shlibber My school had government shipped re-heated microwaved school lunch, I ate once or twice throughout the whole year
@marioalmanza32
8 жыл бұрын
+shlibber Jesus, my heart goes out to you. I thought I had it bad.
@adrianalemar2710
7 жыл бұрын
Mario Almanza the gray stuff
@adrianalemar2710
7 жыл бұрын
shlibber exactly
@alansunter2383
5 жыл бұрын
4:35 Apparently you are supposed to heat the can up in boiling water for 10 minutes and then open the lid to reveal the cooked burger.
@LeafseasonMagbag
4 жыл бұрын
I can think of very little else I would prefer the least to happen.
@6inTruder
2 жыл бұрын
But wouldn't boiling the can for ten odd minutes make it kinda hard to open?
@HappyBeezerStudios
2 жыл бұрын
@@6inTruder My guess is that the can just spontaneously opens itself.
@queenbiscuit311
2 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios in boiling water?
@jamesnicholson3658
Жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios I will go by old composite ration packs from round WW2 and the 50s and guess you pop the ringpull to make a gas release and then submerge the tin about three quarters of the way.
@plumbojumbo2190
9 жыл бұрын
"An excellent burger" - Chef Excellence "like skyrim with guns" - IGN
@JSHADOWM
9 жыл бұрын
you mean like skyrim with BUNS, right? -shot-
@plumbojumbo2190
9 жыл бұрын
JSHADOWM y u do dis
@enragedtomato31
9 жыл бұрын
***** "7.2 out of 10 too much water" - ign
@plumbojumbo2190
9 жыл бұрын
Mauricio Boites "10000000000/10 it's ok" - IGN
@spagetmen
9 жыл бұрын
***** 0/10 "It's not Call of Duty." -IGN
@SergeiMosin
10 жыл бұрын
"After that thing, anything is good" BRING ON THE SCRAMBLED CENTURY EGGS!
@lukemarshall1475
10 жыл бұрын
In a tin.
10 жыл бұрын
Or that fermented fish stuff.
@TheBreakingNorth
10 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian Edition
@joshbored15
10 жыл бұрын
Martin Drkoš surströming
@tsethbright
10 жыл бұрын
Martin Drkoš *A Fermented, Century Egg mixed with Fermented Fish and surströming. Tho when I think about that, Stuart would probably die.*
@Aentismik
8 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T WANNA GET IT OUT, IT MIGHT FALL APART" "I hear that so often" ded lmfao
@ultraminecraft69
3 жыл бұрын
It's so hard to watch older videos on most KZitem channels, but ashens is different. His content is so consistent, that the older videos are still gold.
@riot_cats
Жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right. I found myself watching 9, 10, even 13 year old ashens vids and they still amuse me to no end.
@Smoke1
9 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that TV show on Disney Channel a few years back called "Teen Angel" where that kid ate an old burger that he found under his friend's bed, died and turned into his guardian angel. Who remembers it?
@MegaMarie
9 жыл бұрын
Smoke yeah made me be afraid of burgers for 2 years or so because thought I was going to die
@Jeroenske
9 жыл бұрын
Smoke Leave it to Disney to make a TV show on deadly food poisoning. And what kid would honestly eat an old dusty burger found under a bed. To think of it, how would a burger end up under a bed anyway ?
@Smoke1
9 жыл бұрын
***** It's America, there are burgers everywhere, even under beds.
@Jeroenske
9 жыл бұрын
Smoke haha
@treatb09
9 жыл бұрын
Smoke i once ate a burger i dropped at mcdonalds in schuyler nebraska
@supermanlypunch
8 жыл бұрын
the desperation in Dan's voice when Ashens was leaving was so genuine and terrified.
@CocoTheMii
3 жыл бұрын
Stuart: *casually pulling apart and discussing the ingredients in the burger* Dan: *dying in the background*
@LyK0sa
Жыл бұрын
I have to come back and watch this every now and then, Dan spluttering and wretching in the background is hilarious. "oh god what are you on about, it *does* smell!"
@BolverkAtlasia
9 жыл бұрын
I like watching these videos while eating, not because I'm a glutton for punishment, but because it makes me feel amazing about what I'm eating. If I get unfortunate with a new restaurant choice, I remember that some imbecile in the world is possibly stuck with a trekking burger.
@sekkusupisutoruzu
9 жыл бұрын
+Bolverk-GTM I fucking know right?
@sekkusupisutoruzu
8 жыл бұрын
James Franco shot op cyka
@nolankadinger7357
8 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Hank Hill saying "Trekking Burger" in a weirdly passionate tone.
@EquinoxMusicPromotions
6 жыл бұрын
*Opens a can of rice* "Smells of literally nothing but rice" - Ashens, 2014.
@SiGhast
7 жыл бұрын
"You're always good value" is the best way of describing a friend's place in your life.
@Serucipe
10 жыл бұрын
I was actually expecting there to be an entire "burger" inside, so I don't get why they're so surprised.
@Mustang424
10 жыл бұрын
What they were expecting was something similar to spam (potted meat) and they would provide the bun.
@noco-pf3vj
10 жыл бұрын
I am also surprise that inside that tin is an entire "burger".
@Serucipe
10 жыл бұрын
Mustang424 I know that's what *they* were expecting because they said so. I'm just saying I don't get why.
@tropifish7780
10 жыл бұрын
Serucipe Because people normally don't put whole burgers in tins?
@superraiden
10 жыл бұрын
Thats nice
@shanecarroll8942
8 жыл бұрын
my favorite part is Dan dry heaving uncontrollably off to the side as Stuart calmly pulls the burger apart
@michaelm8852
Жыл бұрын
Eight years really deepened Dan's voice.
@MrBaris115
8 жыл бұрын
oh my god remember that spongebob episode with canned bread?
@theMcWOPPER
8 жыл бұрын
Don't talk shit about canned bread that stuff is fire!!!
@gang6009
8 жыл бұрын
+theMcWOPPER Wow! Canned bread! this place is heaven
@SSBBPOKEFAN
8 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Tentacle Acres. Who can forget?
@LeigonX
7 жыл бұрын
I read that as Testicle Acres.
@MASTER_ORB
7 жыл бұрын
what's the difference amirite
@Spike-Prime
8 жыл бұрын
I love how Ashens was utterly disbelieving and in complete mockery of the very idea that you'd open up the thing and there's a bun, salad and stuff inside... theeeen he opened it and, wow, it didn't lie X'D
@M070RG0A7
8 жыл бұрын
I like the ambience added to these videos by Dan gagging in the background.
@YourAppleSalesman
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Stewart is commentating the burger while Dan is dying in the background
@inzane86
7 жыл бұрын
Canned hamburgers. For the next time America is at war.
@The8347135
7 жыл бұрын
Soon then..
@joeg6242
5 жыл бұрын
@Humans Are a Virus You weren't complaining when the Americans saved you from speaking German...twice.
@coffeecoffee5914
5 жыл бұрын
According to the website it can't even be sold in America
@idealsurrealism9587
5 жыл бұрын
@@joeg6242 gg
@richardnoggin1526
5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have a hamburger MRE then that. At least then you get other stuff to eat and a drink.
@meanowner
9 жыл бұрын
why do i always watch these when im eating
@ARandomLoafOfBread
9 жыл бұрын
You just can't help it. Neither can I. Whenever we are on KZitem eating, we are drawn to this channel, and there nightmarish reviews. That, or we go and watch Nerd3. Either way, it's instinct.
@meanowner
9 жыл бұрын
A Random Loaf of Bread XD yup
@cecilanahz
9 жыл бұрын
A Random Loaf of Bread ikr?!
@MadWasp01
9 жыл бұрын
A Random Loaf of Bread How the hell can a loaf of bread use a keyboard? Let alone read a comment on the internet?
@ARandomLoafOfBread
9 жыл бұрын
I never said I used a keyboard or read comments. I have a human slave that I have possessed to do that for me.
@Marinuss
9 жыл бұрын
"There's a bun inside!" Just made me lose my shit.
@daly1961
7 жыл бұрын
"I love vaggies" "a lot of us bloody do but we don't put it on tins" got me creasing 😂
@ominous7271
7 жыл бұрын
"...boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!"
@inkmime
7 жыл бұрын
Excellent quote man
@Audiomancer
7 жыл бұрын
I hope there are no Klingons on the starboard bow, Capt Kirk isn't coming in peace and phasers set to kill, and I hope you find some life, but not as you know it.
@commandingjudgedredd1841
4 жыл бұрын
@@Audiomancer and ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics.
@SuperCrippledGamer
10 жыл бұрын
"The meat is actually made of people who are trekking." I laughed SO hard at that. XD
@Adrastia
10 жыл бұрын
Soylent trekkers.
@ASpooneyBard
10 жыл бұрын
These guys should feel lucky to have this. 100% pure ground trekker is getting pretty expensive these days.
@AspectOfTheStorm
10 жыл бұрын
After looking at their website, I found the description for the trekkingburger. Here's what it says: Cheeseburger in a can. Simply put the can in hot water and warm it up to your taste. Alternatively you can heat it in a pan. Ingredients: Beef, cheese, onions, cucumber, mustard and ketchup. Somehow, I highly doubt this would make much of a difference.
@AgentTasmania
10 жыл бұрын
Would fresh up the bun and massively alter the taste of everything in it. It could actually make a pretty big difference, really. Still probably wouldn't be very nice, but like the difference between the bolognese and the chicken curry hot pots. It could make it edible.
@RobitskiStudios
10 жыл бұрын
AgentTasmania You see how the meat was gray on it's under side? That's what happens to meat that would have gone out of date without a massive amount of preservatives, and they have to put food colouring in it. They only coloured one side of the meat. That's cheap.
@AgentTasmania
10 жыл бұрын
Good point. I withdraw my optimism. Neither side was the colour of nicely cooked beef.
@cvmaniac7286
Жыл бұрын
RC Gusto ate this same burger and yes you are supposed to boil it in the can (it will not explode. The can will basically steam cook everything). Both RC Gusto and Emmymade also ate a canned burger that came in a box similar to what the Big Mac and other similar burgers come in.
@nickfromsydney
3 жыл бұрын
"Pony-trekking or camping, or just watching TV" ... that one nearly slipped under the radar 😂 Finland, Finland, Finland.
@youweremythtaken
8 жыл бұрын
I laughed at 'I love vaggie' for a solid 10 minutes oh my christ
@wisdompowerdonut1964
8 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture perfectly represents one of their reactions.
@youweremythtaken
8 жыл бұрын
shlibber why, thank you.
@VideoGameManiac8
7 жыл бұрын
especially since horses dont have the ability to puke but hey its an unicorn!
@jonathanoxlade4252
7 жыл бұрын
BazingaUnicorn vaggie cream
@eddiespaghetti54321
7 жыл бұрын
BazingaUnicorn Same
@Lobito-qz9pz
8 жыл бұрын
"I like Vaggie!" The tone, the volume, the pace; he pronounced it so perfectly, that I laughed until I was dizzy, sore-throated, and developed stomach cramps. Don't ever stop making these videos, comedy gold so rare
@voltairearouet1374
Жыл бұрын
Imagine writing this comment, reading it and then deciding to actually post it.
@zangl2955
Жыл бұрын
@voltaire shut up nerd
@GlitchG00D5
8 жыл бұрын
when he pulled it out i was just like "ingredient = bun"
@inactive1925
6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha same! @Stanley54
@mitchinatr7093
4 жыл бұрын
Artificial Salad
@ezelllohar
3 жыл бұрын
I love Dan just losing his shit and coughing and retching and he isn't even trying any of it lol
@worminator980
8 жыл бұрын
Stuart: hey Dan! Dan: *vomits*
@CoasterPheonix100
10 жыл бұрын
That is the most horrifying burger I've ever seen.
@CoasterPheonix100
10 жыл бұрын
***** Vaggie burger is much worse.
@UnrelatedNonsense
10 жыл бұрын
***** Haha you didn't get the joke.....
@CoasterPheonix100
10 жыл бұрын
UnrelatedNonsense I got the joke. It was shite.
@astral_plane_crash
10 жыл бұрын
***** It was pretty great.
@CorpseFyre987412
10 жыл бұрын
***** Ahahahhahaha you legend XD
@InuitInua
10 жыл бұрын
Anyone who can't go awhile w/o a hamburger is not the type of person who goes camping/hiking.
@kingofburgerz
10 жыл бұрын
I don't think the best type of person who likes burgers would eat one out of a can.
@Lukeno52
10 жыл бұрын
Apéritif 420 I don't think anyone who likes burgers would eat one out of a can...
@Sreven199
10 жыл бұрын
I dunno. Last time we went camping, My dad brought a grill meant to be put over a fire, and we had grilled chicken, fish, pork, and yes, hamburgers. They were pretty damn good.
@InuitInua
10 жыл бұрын
Sreven199 That is light camping. I mean hiking into the forest with no amenities camping.
@Sreven199
10 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. Okay. Sorry, Didn't know you meant hardcore camping.
@GraemePryce1978
7 жыл бұрын
OMG, I just googled it and that burger . . . thing, costs nearly £5.
@10191927
7 жыл бұрын
Graeme Pryce you might as well just go to McDonalds and get a full meal, at least it's fresh when it's made right.
@GraemePryce1978
7 жыл бұрын
Marth Well, I think the 'trekking burger' is designed or times when you are too ar from a McDonalds to do that, but if you must use tinned food this 'thing' should be the last option. You can get a tin of beans and sausage for about 50p that is ten times tastier and 9 times less expensive! lol
@GraemePryce1978
7 жыл бұрын
Ali Abbas ^^^
@logonfire5387
7 жыл бұрын
Graeme Pryce oh god
@hoganbentle3582
7 жыл бұрын
Jezz In America I can buy a fresh burger for 1 dollar And yet the salad is what costs 5
@tsa7007
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Dan gets progressively more british as he gets more disgusted
@CynicalGamingBlogTerry309
9 жыл бұрын
That burger looks like it's just risen from the dead
@mas9510
9 жыл бұрын
+brainjuice654 zombie burger!!!
@dankmoo
9 жыл бұрын
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE.
@cpt.cuckmeals4332
9 жыл бұрын
*_A Zomburger._*
@Ninetails2000
8 жыл бұрын
+Invader GIR WISE FWOM YOUW GWABE!
@idou
8 жыл бұрын
+brainjuice654 Zombie burger
@pUrpLEsnake325
9 жыл бұрын
Man I never thought I'd see the day I saw something worse in quality than a Mcdonalds cheese burger at 2AM
@muangau1
9 жыл бұрын
MkDonelds is vry delishush chjkejenm
@Oedurribeiro
9 жыл бұрын
Assassin268 I only ate a McDonalds once, i paid 20$ for a cheedar cheeseburger, Had to wait 30 minutes (standing) for them to make the bloody thing, and it did taste pretty good. But... I had a pain in my heart for the rest of the day. I was literally too scared to drink cola thinking i would pass out, and have in mind that the burger was really goddamn tiny (about 4,5 cm). It just makes me wonder how do people that eat Big Macs in a daily basis are still alive.
@pUrpLEsnake325
9 жыл бұрын
Adachi: Midnight Rapist 20 FUCKING DOLLARS!? HOLY SHIT! Also yeah mcdonalds burgers don't taste awful they just are awful lol.
@amihartz
9 жыл бұрын
Adachi: Midnight Rapist A burger you ate caused heart damage within the same day? Are you stupid?
@Oedurribeiro
9 жыл бұрын
Amelia Hartman No just weak i guess.
@mcwolfbeast
2 жыл бұрын
I looked up the instructions on the trekking burger's site and no, you're not supposed to eat it cold. They say to heat it in a hot water bath before eating. "Just drop the tin in a hot water bath and heat it, open the lid, and enjoy" :D
@hendoiii3487
Ай бұрын
Watching this again 10 years on. Poor Dan still has nightmares about the moment you opened the can 😂
So odd I just came from watching tf2 videos and I see a top comment with this profile pic(:
@Stormeris
10 жыл бұрын
As a poor-ass student, i'd probably eat that burger even after it expired
@manofcassidy
10 жыл бұрын
just get cheap pasta or cancel your Internet. anything to avoid that horror.
@Lukeno52
10 жыл бұрын
Except something like this is probably ridiculously overpriced (mind you, I wouldn't eat that if you paid me to - and I'm a student as well!)
@Stormeris
10 жыл бұрын
I didnt mean it as i'd go out of my way to buy something like this, but id still eat it, better than going hungry
@Stormeris
10 жыл бұрын
John DeBrino That's pretty much what i eat most of the time.
@LordDragox412
10 жыл бұрын
John DeBrino rAmen to that, brother :D
@donrosscojoe5014
5 жыл бұрын
I heard a wise man once say: "You can't polish a turd"... But apparently you can put one in a tin...
@ABlackCountryWoman
8 жыл бұрын
"No wonder no one goes trekking anymore"?!! hahaha Very funny! You are such a great narrator! Hilarious.
@thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965
8 жыл бұрын
Was that sarcastic, methinks that was sarcastic.
@anastasiacarter2954
8 жыл бұрын
she is obviously a triggered trekker who has these burgers every day
@nicks4802
8 жыл бұрын
the way Dan wretches right when Stuart says the word "pickle" at 3:32
@r71490
9 жыл бұрын
"Oh you are fuckin shittin me"
@ChocolateMaddi
9 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite part XD
@SethBoiardee
9 жыл бұрын
I died at that part xD
@m1a1ambramstank
8 жыл бұрын
Gets me every time.
@bingbongdingdong867
5 жыл бұрын
Dan: "Tere's a bun inside!" Stuart: (Excessively dramatically increduolously: "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! THAT'S IT CHANNEL'S OVER." Best scene of any Ashens video. X'D
@n30m84
2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best videos on KZitem I have watched it once a year for 6 years now
@MrGeorgeFlorcus
8 жыл бұрын
oh my god, I love this video. Stuart's reaction to their being an actual bun in the tin gets me every time.
@scott110699
8 жыл бұрын
Some how, some way, you actually managed to use the wrong "there". Even when "there" is the correct one, AND the default "there" that people always use, you still managed to mess it up. Don't take it too hard, but I am laughing too much not to mention that XD
@MrGeorgeFlorcus
8 жыл бұрын
Scawsome I'm usually so good about my "there"s.
@scott110699
8 жыл бұрын
Duncan Van Ooyen We all make mistakes
@Exarian
10 жыл бұрын
"Stuart, don't leave! Stuart don't--" *slam* "STUAAART! I LOOVE YOU!" "No! I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!" "No you're not--" "This is bollocks! This is fucking bollocks!" "I can't get off!" "What is this!?" "I CAN'T GET OFF!" "WHAT IS THIS!?" "WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I can't do it, Dan!" "I can't either!" "I can't fucking do it!"
@primeevil41
10 жыл бұрын
Are you making a Game Grumps reference in a ashens video? .... At least you're referencing when they were actually good...Oh ho! The internet is going to destroy me....
@Powoga
10 жыл бұрын
Ah, the good old days.
@TrueStopwatch
10 жыл бұрын
primeevil41 Eh, whether you prefer Danny or Jon is completely subjective. Smart people won't judge.
@kreenfarhat3785
10 жыл бұрын
ok...
@TMJBtv
10 жыл бұрын
I cant upvote this comment enough
@REN.KITTY.2017babyhellyeah
6 жыл бұрын
did they stuff it into the can or weld the can around it
@killert41
4 жыл бұрын
Stuff it around xzd
@REN.KITTY.2017babyhellyeah
4 жыл бұрын
@@killert41 ah the ol' "weldy stuff" technique
@placeholdername3206
Жыл бұрын
3:06 I swear to god i can re-watch that reaction over and over again until im crying from laughter
@voltairearouet1374
Жыл бұрын
There's absolutely nothing funny.
@placeholdername3206
Жыл бұрын
@@voltairearouet1374 sure there is
@anon15169
9 жыл бұрын
turns out canned bread is a real things, spongebob was right
@ariryan8832
9 жыл бұрын
Purple Pinkie Pie Lol, ur comment made my morning. Thanks
@lunargames5246
9 жыл бұрын
Purple Pinkie Pie Yeah, they actully sell canned bread. Like whole loafs in a tin! It's weird but....good apoclys food...i guess.
@BaconandSushLover
9 жыл бұрын
Apocalypse ^^
@BiddinUp
9 жыл бұрын
FrankFilthy _Tv he means the show was right
@keirancreevy4360
9 жыл бұрын
Carvail bb wow you're a bender
@FiorinaArtworks
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens, this is what it says on the tin: "To take it out easier, open both sides of the can (top and bottom). After getting the burger out, let it sit a couple of minutes before eating." See, you let it "breathe" first. =3 Maybe it self-inflates after a while, just like camping mats.
@redpheonix1000
2 жыл бұрын
The best part is Dan casually gagging in the background
@13odman
3 жыл бұрын
" Cheeseburger in a can. Simply put the can in hot water and warm it up to your taste. Alternatively you can heat it in a pan."
@Larry
10 жыл бұрын
Saying about taking a burger while camping, I've had friends that have ordered a pizza while camping and told the driver where they'd meet him! But camping isn't camping anymore is it, when you see these idiots taking their TV's with built in satellite and DVD player with them.
@sleepingdogez1608
10 жыл бұрын
There's even an inflatable movie theater for campers. (It's more like a drive-in theatre)
@NessLow
10 жыл бұрын
Wow people do that where where is the fun in that now.
@killerkonnat
10 жыл бұрын
NessLow All the fun is on the internet nowadays, you know?
@Larry
10 жыл бұрын
SleepingDogeZ Oh yeah, someone posted the Disney one on facebook. But unless you invite the other campers, you'll just piss everyone off with that.
@spicypants3667
10 жыл бұрын
Well, a few weekends ago, I traveled about 6 hours via canoe to get to a campsite and I had no elemetronics with me. I'm that hardcore
@Thanos6
10 жыл бұрын
I love how the burger has an American flag on it but the product is really from Germany. We have enough horrible food of our own, don't try to blame this one on us too!
@MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
9 ай бұрын
That's just dissimilar enough to an American flag that they can claim it wasn't meant to be one, but with the stars and stripes visible in the image it does look like they were trying to invoke it lol
@highspeedsuicide
4 жыл бұрын
The quickness of you trying to shake that goddamn burger from the can was incredible
@MrYyelo
4 жыл бұрын
Stuart: *is opening tin can* Dan: *gagging noises*
@Just_Amatuer
10 жыл бұрын
Dan's gagging either made this video much funnier, or much more disgusting.
@HaroldWilsonsGhost
10 жыл бұрын
or both
@faelnor
10 жыл бұрын
I find him quite annoying.
@Tim0o
10 жыл бұрын
ThatOneGirl reverse sexism lol
@BananaRamaLovesGames
10 жыл бұрын
Tim0o It would be reverse sexism if i said all guys are pussies but i didn't. you failed dude lol
@TRIIIAD
10 жыл бұрын
ThatOneGirl Hello M'lady *tips fedora*
@AndersonFamily12
9 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until they invent a fucking Trekking Chinese Buffet.
@thecolorpurple4807
9 жыл бұрын
+EeblShadow Fucking flat noodles and uncooked rice
@Hurricane047
3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these videos at 1am when I'm hungry, it makes me not hungry anymore
@RemixedVoice
4 жыл бұрын
If Dan was locked in a cell with nothing but a can of Trekking Burger™, I'm curious to know how long it would take for the survival starvation to set in.
@CompleteCretin
9 жыл бұрын
Why have I only discovered this amazing channel in the last 24 hours? Can't stop watching.
@o0julek0o
8 жыл бұрын
I swear Dan has the weakest stomach possible.
@jerryquiroga7814
8 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even count as a burger. It doesn't even look anything like a burger. Everything on it is at the bare minimum of is used in a burger.
@anfieldlegend
Жыл бұрын
lol, recently discovered your content and am binge watching. crying laughing, thank you
@CJODell12
4 жыл бұрын
0:11. Basically Stu's answer to the Dan haters.
@nagaempress
10 жыл бұрын
You didn't boil it... SO I think this has to be done again!
@TeamFortressFag
8 жыл бұрын
*exists* *Dan makes a throwing up sound*
@vaiyt
8 жыл бұрын
+Just Another Fanboy *Dan makes a throwing up sound* *Dan makes a throwing up sound* *Dan's throwing up sound makes a throwing up sound* *Dan's throwing up sound makes a throwing up sound throwing up sound sound sound*
@Bryan_Kay
8 жыл бұрын
+vaiyt why'd you stop *keep going!*
@rocksto
7 жыл бұрын
This might actually be the funniest video on KZitem. The noise that Dan makes at 1:23 gets me every time.
@gusblack3699
3 жыл бұрын
no matter how many times i’ve watched these food videos of ashens, the same gratification will always ensue.
@SeriouslyMikey
10 жыл бұрын
That burger looks like something a man would give birth to the day after a take away.
@OzTheCactus
10 жыл бұрын
Dan just wasn't ready for this shit. He woke up, and thought to himself; "I'm going to have a great day today!" ... But no, he wasn't ready for THIS.
@peterclarke7240
Жыл бұрын
"we're never going to top that!" And then Stuart was sent a whole chicken in a can...
@phantomhurricane666
3 жыл бұрын
That vaggie rice reminds me of the vegetable rice I had for lunch in primary school back in the 90's.
@TheSuperSangan
8 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anything like this in America.
@RadicalRed1
8 жыл бұрын
That's because it's German. If you look at the writing carefully.
@uamdbro
8 жыл бұрын
+Monster of the East I don't think Germany is the only country that's ever thought to put a burger in a can.
@MO-MO-MO-MO-MO79
8 жыл бұрын
+Monster of the East "I LIKE VAGGIE" German for "fuck this food"
@okarowarrior
8 жыл бұрын
+M.O. but its from tailand..
@okarowarrior
8 жыл бұрын
***** Whatever. In spanish it's "Tailandia". That's why i wrote it like that. There're a few words similar between the languages except by the little difference of an h. harmony;armonía . ability; habilidad. An so Those similarities made me misspell even in spanish, wich is what i actually speak
@GeronKizan
10 жыл бұрын
I remember that you're suppose to boil the can first before eating the burger. It'll cook the burger and its contents on the inside.
@frankgogley1749
5 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Dan, but I love hearing him lose it lunch!
@conswizzy710
5 жыл бұрын
"You like horrible food don't you dan?" Dan: instantly dies of laughter
@joey3070
10 жыл бұрын
IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA IT'S JUST POORLY EXECUTED! JUST PUT A FUCKIN MCDONALDS BURGER IN A TIN AND I'D BUY IT, YOU'D MAKE A MILLION BILLION DOLLARS
@Extrafun
10 жыл бұрын
Yall rite catbug, yall okay bud *pats head*
@tefras14
10 жыл бұрын
TheErciyaslar No they make them even more horrible now.
@bloodysteel6429
10 жыл бұрын
TheErciyaslar But they'd never go bad! (I'm not joking McDonalds food NEVER EXPIRES!)
@Powerracer251
10 жыл бұрын
BloodySteel64 It can rot though in a few weeks, but vacuum sealed it might last longer.
@salami99
10 жыл бұрын
BloodySteel64 i htought that was only in a frige i mean liek 14 years...
@AivarPC
9 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, I like Dan and think he's a good addition to the videos...but goddamn he is a whimp
@superlemonadegamer9354
9 жыл бұрын
You can't blame him
@drinklewinkle
9 жыл бұрын
USUVA Aivar he's the one sane person here.
@bryndiss3500
9 жыл бұрын
USUVA Aivar yeah, he's really overreacting
@PAPASTAIN
9 жыл бұрын
USUVA Aivar that's why he's so good for gross-ass food videos
@AzzySunfire
9 жыл бұрын
USUVA Aivar I wish they'd man up and eat properly, like LA beast does.
@smithy2692
3 жыл бұрын
I have watched this video an ungodly amount of times.
@zzoinks
3 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@AveragePastaConsumer
4 ай бұрын
I dunno why but Dan flinching at the tin as he inspects it is hilarious to me
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