Where do I begin.
Let me take you through a tale of tragedy. Imagine a map with nearly two years of development put behind it. A "Top 1" to break the boundaries of quality. No more do you see such inconsiderate, poor map making in the hardest of maps like True Hellevan, roe v. wade, and RIGOR, but instead, a masterful creation, equipped with a bossfight and all. It seems all well done, so much time and effort put into it, and once it is finally verified and released...
It fails in all categories, miserably.
This map... this... excuse... is the worst thing I've ever had to lay witness to. No moment in my eighteen years on this fucking planet could have prepared me for how much pain, how much bullshit, how many problems I would face with this map alone. It manages to exceed every reason to give up that all other maps I've beaten or attempted have given me combined. It is truly, truly the most agonizing, horrid experience I've ever faced. I'd rather go through a second time being homeless and having to jump from hotel to hotel for half a fucking year than go through this grind again. I'd rather rebeat every other map I've beaten in my nearly six years of playing this game all over than go through this grind again. There is no excuse for how this map was released, and yes, I will explain.
The Sin is like if a small child under thirteen from the year 2019 just learned what a tiered obby is and decided to make the newest "impossible map" in FE2. It contains all the tropes to hate from the infancy of more complex obbies, and more. It abuses long jumps more stretched than a modern day video essay, it contains tightropes more thin than a twink who plays Phighting 24/7, it contains more bugs than a middle-aged redditor's mold infested mattress, it contains more shortcuts than the FDA's quality thresholds, and it contains more artificial spikes than a biker's fucked up haircut. I genuinely cannot comprehend how this map was released in this state, let alone how fucking nothing has been fixed, and I mean it when I say "I cannot comprehend", as I have had 55 hours to fucking figure that out and am left with more questions than answers. Yes, it took me 55 hours to beat this. Here's my list of fails:
~50 Break Jump Deaths
~80 Mini Tower Deaths
6 Bossfight Deaths (1 From RNG)
Yeah. You do see that. "1 From RNG". This is because, get this, you can die at the bossfight's attacks from literal fucking luck alone. I am not kidding. If you get bad attack patterns, you will actually die and not be able to do anything about it. This is the most common with the first phase's red fire column attack, however it can also happen in the second phase as well (it almost happened at 4:23, imagine how much shit would've been broken if i died LOL). This is yet another case of complete negligence from the creator, as I LITERALLY WARNED HIM ABOUT THIS PROBLEM MONTHS AGO AND HE DID NOTHING TO FIX IT. Thanks! :D
So, after all that, let me conclude. This map is the worst map in the game. This map is notably harder than RIGOR. This map has no reason to exist. Diamond can do better if he actually gave a shit (which is why I will say to Diamond to take this rant as advice instead of an attack, because even though it sounds harsh, that comes from me wanting to let shit out instead of wanting to harm with words, hopefully Ascension to Heaven will be peak so you can prove me wrong). So that's all! I want to give thanks to my friends who you heard in call, then I'm done.
Rem, for being an incredibly supportive friend, one of two people keeping me actually social on the internet
Noke, for being around for four something years and also being supportive (also even though I was dismissive of him at the end, him taking the piss calmed my nerves a lot and I probably would have choked again if he didn't do that), also one of two people keeping me actually social on the internet
Pun, for being a pretty funny guy and nice to hang around on the rare occasion I'm in call
Orb, insanely cracked player who makes the call more enjoyable even though they prefer to be muted
As for the future, no clue. Don't hold me to much, however I will be taking on harder challenges at some point, because I want to dethrone this map's Top 1 status with something I see more fit for the spot.
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