I can already see the headline… “Florida man shoots down airplane while trimming trees with a laser”
@Chachi636
Жыл бұрын
170 likes? No replies? I gotchu fam
@Abandonedadelaide
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha its not even far fetched haha
@seanmarkham6965
Жыл бұрын
Based
@arvinvillanueva1797
Жыл бұрын
@@seanmarkham6965 p
@idk-42069
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@skippy6703
Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. to the 23.732.462.463$ spy satellite that now has a burned sensor
@NO_NAME-x9f
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@akane754
Жыл бұрын
The periods used in place of commas hurts my soul
@Honeybadger5408
Жыл бұрын
@@akane754took me a sec to realize he wasn’t rattling off a serial number
@familyfriendly7418
Жыл бұрын
@@akane754thats how some countries do it
@thiccityd9773
Жыл бұрын
@@akane754 And the dollar sign at the end instead of the beginning of the number
@polarablues64
Жыл бұрын
if this dude wasn't already on a list somewhere, he definitely is now.
@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486
Жыл бұрын
No, he's on every list, and now they can't decide weather to arrest him or recruit him
@Sackmatters
Жыл бұрын
Beat me to it lol.
@keithwoodcrest
Жыл бұрын
@@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486😂😂😂
@normaleverydayman7004
Жыл бұрын
Can't let this man meet with IDAT
@KewalTailor
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@cakewasalie
2 ай бұрын
"Best way to save money" *casually spent 12,210$ to build the laser*
@Alan-ph6ik
Ай бұрын
And for electricity bill
@Wilson-kt8or
2 күн бұрын
He is the business god after all
@honk4459
Жыл бұрын
I just started flying, and I've unlocked a new fear. This man's location should be briefed before every flight.
@nothanks9503
Жыл бұрын
We don’t care about your life you never got arrested with weed
@vali9264
Жыл бұрын
Yes, such a smart idea to strap a telescope in front of a laser and point it at the sky
@michealpersicko9531
Жыл бұрын
so by the time you notice it while flying you could be dead. the only reason you're complaining is because your alive
@skgalindo7466
Жыл бұрын
I understand that fear isn't rational but, I guarantee no civilian would have a laser powerful enough to effect planes. Helicopters however. . . Lol
@honk4459
Жыл бұрын
@@michealpersicko9531 I've read your message like 5 times and don't understand what you're saying or who you're saying it to 😬😂
@coreygames9713
Жыл бұрын
He just started a galactic conflict by accidentally attacking an aliens spaceship.
@shaheertashfeen4414
Жыл бұрын
That won't be a problem, we have the technology to level them now.
@SilentSlaymaker
Жыл бұрын
@@shaheertashfeen4414 he does, we don’t
@x_gosie
Жыл бұрын
@@SilentSlaymaker lmao. Like we all have 12k for defending ourselves from aliens😂😂
@Christianthemagician_
Жыл бұрын
Aliens: I’m P***y?!?
@thatboi134
Жыл бұрын
@@shaheertashfeen4414 Definitely not
@skylerking1679
Жыл бұрын
"My trees caught on fire" "Easiest yard work I've ever done"
@jetblackwings4803
Жыл бұрын
CoD MW2 Makarov référence
@Park-hr1wk
Жыл бұрын
minecraft moment
@johnmartinez7440
9 ай бұрын
Obvious joke
@jackthehacker05
8 ай бұрын
If the tree burns down, you won’t need to worry about trimming it anymore!
@Shawn64999
Ай бұрын
@@jackthehacker05exactly, now you’ll have to worry about a forest fire instead!
@swatrkd
5 ай бұрын
The future of modern warfare is in a man’s backyard, and he’s using it to trim trees 💀
@zzz5824
2 ай бұрын
The freemasons have been doing this for years They rent next door Give you cancer with xray telescopes radar, and then repeat, until they own everything Then they increase prices, Then sell Then repeat
@snappycat360
2 ай бұрын
lasers that can blind are banned under the geneva convention
@captain_kidding
Ай бұрын
YOU'RE TRIMMING TREES? PEOPLE ARE DYING, AND YOU'RE TRIMMING TREES?
@person6610
Ай бұрын
It has 123 likes
@person6610
Ай бұрын
Pls don’t Break it
@kweenkitten6207
Жыл бұрын
“I was worried about fire so I sprayed it” :burns down entire tree
@Stickman006
Жыл бұрын
Yoooo You here, remember me?
@ClashRoyaleKing446
Жыл бұрын
Yo do you remember me too
@LoveElisaKiss
Жыл бұрын
*sprayed with oil
@tvsie
Жыл бұрын
Yo, don’t forget about me. Remember me?
@kweenkitten6207
Жыл бұрын
Loony fans?
@alastor8134
Жыл бұрын
and now he can write the laser off as a work expense
@BbBbb-js1qd
Жыл бұрын
He probably wrote it off anyway
@CertifiedClapaholic
Жыл бұрын
That only applies to the taxes he has to pay at the end of the year and most likely won't save him more than several hundred dollars, depending on his income.
@unoriginalhazard
Жыл бұрын
@@CertifiedClapaholicthat’s the point, he’s still saving money either way.
@damieneisenhower2497
Жыл бұрын
@Certified Clapaholic you've clearly never rolled quarters my friend
@beyond-the-soul8651
Жыл бұрын
@@CertifiedClapaholiche can write it off as a business expense as long as he uses it for his business. which if making KZitem videos is his business than he can write it off as a business expense. Even if it is only a part-time job just like if you are a twitch streamer or KZitemr you can write your office off as a business expense.
@SwedePotato314
Жыл бұрын
Bro just trimmed the palm trees around his house with $20k worth of lasers and etc. that’s the poorest I’ve ever felt.
@saucychicken502
Жыл бұрын
20?
@Theincredibleh
Жыл бұрын
But he saved $90 this year from it
@SpaceGringos3D
Жыл бұрын
The computer he edits on alone prob cost more than my car.
@rider338
Жыл бұрын
@Matt Casatuta it was actually 12k with a telescope that I doubt cost 8k
@skeletoncrew3110
Жыл бұрын
you mean $12k? he very clearly shows that in the video
@countjawa7039
21 күн бұрын
“Pilot flying a passenger plane over Florida was blinded today by a high power laser that came seemingly out of nowhere, more tonight at 8 on abc news”
@slappy8941
Жыл бұрын
Add a camera and a remote control device, and you've got the perfect home security system.
@tylerw2917
Жыл бұрын
Aim for the eyes!
@prizory1101
Жыл бұрын
@@tylerw2917 as much as people shouldn't get charged for defending themselves he would get charged with mutilation even tho it was self defense funny laws we have huh
@minimonkeyplay
Жыл бұрын
@prizory1101 that's very weird so if he blinds them then shoots them he's fine.
“This is my 12,000 dollar Laser” “Plus it’s a great way to save money”💀💀💀
@zporter8523
Жыл бұрын
I mean I cost alot but if u keep it intact ur kids when they are adults can use it and there kids can use it to it's going to save money in the long run.
@alphonsedarkshield2797
Жыл бұрын
I mean he bought it already for ease and money saving on other issues with welding, not to mention if you are paying around $45 a month on trimming each tree at a house you will own long term that alone would even out the cost of 12k in 3 years with only 6 trees…
@14bqdonk
Жыл бұрын
Well he's joking. There is even total money he spent and shown in the end
@14bqdonk
Жыл бұрын
Btw, that's how R&D works. All the industries, car manufacturer and most things in the world. Car manufacturer changed/modified their machine just to make new design. They spent millions every year just to made a car that even cost as low as $15,000. If they sell well, they get profit back. He can easily get his $12k back just doing this cutting coconut leaves with laser plus profits
@kuo1337
Жыл бұрын
you must have missed it when he said he saved the whole $90 by doing it himself. a save is a save
@doracurry8805
5 ай бұрын
The way he says welding, cleaning and defacing money so casually
@alexcouch22
Жыл бұрын
Great weapon
@DevlonReall
Жыл бұрын
wouldnt be because it probably wouldnt pierce through vest
@Osprey1994
Жыл бұрын
@Devlon Reall If the vest is on fire it might be distracting.
@mr.nothing008
Жыл бұрын
In the future this weapon can be inhace
@DevlonReall
Жыл бұрын
@@7th_Sunrise not you but i think it is possible to reflect the laser with a riot helmet glass thing
@theowhyte1109
Жыл бұрын
@@Osprey1994. 😊
@xXmomofanXx
Жыл бұрын
Imagine roasting this guy, and you wake up to him outside your window setting up this bad boy
@dannyokec
Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@rustycastor179
Жыл бұрын
You'll gonna be roasted too
@TRISTENGK
Жыл бұрын
I thought you said setting your baby on fire
@DomGaccioli
Жыл бұрын
Just yelling “stand still!!” at you😂
@CJmk3supra
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@stitch1318
6 ай бұрын
"Using the laser is a great way to save money" Electricity bill: 🗿
@WhippedCreamoSaurus
4 ай бұрын
Just because it’s a powerful laser doesn’t mean it uses a ton of electricity, well at least not enough to make the electrical bill skyrocket.
@doylersafl8728
2 ай бұрын
'Using the laser is a great way to save money' The first thing you need is a $12,000 machine 💀
@sharonrigs7999
2 ай бұрын
Lasers don't use a lot of electricity
@itsmayankshukla
Ай бұрын
You might think that a beam that goes so far away has a powerful light. But its not like that. A laser covers this distance without spreading due to the shape of the lens reflector.
@sentinel_nightcrawler
26 күн бұрын
A lot of these industry grade lasers use CO2 as a fuel source.
@snakeofminthumbugs330
Жыл бұрын
You call a tree surgeon and he turns up with a laser cannon.
@HysjMysj
Жыл бұрын
Are we supposed to refer to them as "doctor's" too? Bet that's what Ben Shapiro's wife actually does
@Gabriel-lh7gy
Жыл бұрын
How do you think Styropyro got the funding for the microwave laser
@melbournestacker
Жыл бұрын
Great business idea
@sebastianglodeck2866
Жыл бұрын
Shadetree surgeon entered the chat
@CarLoverPhotography
Жыл бұрын
I would invest
@pao2725
Жыл бұрын
Dude just bought and modified a potential classified military weapon of mass destruction
@mauriceoleary
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@X1ZR
Жыл бұрын
Bro bouta get raided by the FBI😂
@proxyhx2075
Жыл бұрын
@@X1ZR He actually did 💀
@w00die31
Жыл бұрын
I need his number! 🤔
@FinesseKidd_22
Жыл бұрын
@@X1ZRthey need to hire this man 💀
@looneyh-hhhhh4466
Жыл бұрын
45 dollars per tree is actually the best deal you could ever get 😭
@xlr_s3np4i89
Жыл бұрын
Are you for real that what i pay total in india
@aaronrodriguez4451
Жыл бұрын
I charge 120 to clean a 8ft palm and leave the trim there
@Kami_Hollow
Жыл бұрын
@@aaronrodriguez4451Nigga you aint cut down trees stop wafflin😂
@Nate-ek8qk
Жыл бұрын
@@xlr_s3np4i89Indias average salary is way lower than U.S. salaries.
@xlr_s3np4i89
Жыл бұрын
@@Nate-ek8qk true im just saying
@pcham7272
6 ай бұрын
Bro just made a high-range death ray and was humble bout it
@bradleyj.fortner2203
Жыл бұрын
Dude straight up made a death ray and he's using it to trim trees. I love KZitem.
@breadboy7720
Жыл бұрын
I’m crying bru there’s really a KZitemr with a death ray and one goin around making clones of people and actually showing growing cells. KZitem is amazing
@ilikepie4307
Жыл бұрын
@@breadboy7720 also one guy that gives himself a heart attack everyday
@Twowheelsandadream4
Жыл бұрын
@@breadboy7720 The clone guy is so obviously fake. If you listen to the chemicals he talks about they are usually deadly.
@manor-studios
Жыл бұрын
😂
@ToastedLobster
Жыл бұрын
@@breadboy7720 Nobody is making clones of people wtf lol
@RatorGrimender
Жыл бұрын
Imagine you hire a tree trimmer and they show up with this 😂
@SuperVitaminD
Жыл бұрын
I would quit my job and want to work for them 😂
@Bostonlowkeycrazy
Жыл бұрын
He opens a folding chair and sits cracks a beer open n starts layering
@turdfurg47
Жыл бұрын
Why would that be funny ? That would be awesome
@DirtyLittleScrub
Жыл бұрын
That's the future of tree trimming
@manuelruiz9091
Жыл бұрын
I need this for work please lol
@Jumbuck1151
Жыл бұрын
Bro just earned himself a spot on 100 different lists in less than a minute
@BMWF80
6 ай бұрын
“Here’s my 12k laser, which I use for typical house hold tasks”
@derrickbarnes8122
Жыл бұрын
“Florida Man sets fire to neighborhood with laser”
@Lookatmycooldog
Жыл бұрын
dr.dophensmirts
@fryedchiken48
Жыл бұрын
its Doofenshmirtz. 3000.@@Lookatmycooldog
@maggillaguerrilla830
Жыл бұрын
“Government sets fire to Maui with laser that costs more than this guys $12k until”
@cucumissativuss
Жыл бұрын
It's coming soon
@yungjc2
Жыл бұрын
...to save $95...
@Krikitt
10 ай бұрын
Saves $90, starts Hawaii wildfires.
@waynebimmel6784
10 ай бұрын
I heard of flat earthers, but what shape would earth have to be for that?
@Weirdoh8er
10 ай бұрын
@@waynebimmel6784you are on to nothing
@Red_Ryry
10 ай бұрын
@@waynebimmel6784donut would probably work, just depends on where you place everything
@octoburst
10 ай бұрын
I think this is in Florida
@Krikitt
10 ай бұрын
I was joking like if someone in Hawaii was using a laser to trim branches to save a bit of money on landscaping and as a result caused millions of dollars in damage lol
@SeymourLolis
Жыл бұрын
The fire marshal needs to pay this man a visit.
@ghostinyourattic3545
Жыл бұрын
LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!!
@Condorlandor
Жыл бұрын
I belive some of his shenanigans actually have been stopped in the past by some arm of the government
@meatloafmaniac8550
Жыл бұрын
@@ghostinyourattic3545 they don’t get it
@ghostinyourattic3545
Жыл бұрын
@@meatloafmaniac8550 no, no they don't get the fire Marshall Bill reference
@atari_hmb
Жыл бұрын
@@ghostinyourattic3545 LET'S JUSS SAY FOR DA SAKE OF OUR DEMONSTRATION
@melsjunk2645
8 ай бұрын
If hand held laser lights werent dangerous enough to airplanes wait till one flies in front of this one 😂😂
@cubercooper5221
3 ай бұрын
IN FRONT???💀💀💀
@eddyram4932
Жыл бұрын
“Local man uses Laser to trim his bush, causes ISS malfunction, more at 6pm on Local News channel 5”😂
@YuriMakarov-h3p
Жыл бұрын
"trim his bush" haha
@darkmatteracid2353
Жыл бұрын
@@YuriMakarov-h3p trimmed the entire thing off
@koiledPythonRain
11 ай бұрын
Nah not local man Florida man litterally
@YuriMakarov-h3p
11 ай бұрын
@@koiledPythonRain I think he speaks as if local news was reporting. Just my thought. Lol
@elireloaded
11 ай бұрын
Alternative title: “Florida Man breaks ISS”
@myshadow3074
Жыл бұрын
Bro just made a lethal laser weapon for cutting leaves..
@pichughost7974
Жыл бұрын
For the low low price of 2 trees!
@big_pneis
Жыл бұрын
We also made explosion into a way of yeeting a hunk of metal with humans in it
@johndc2998
Жыл бұрын
Your 1k likes now, thank me later
@angeladeboer8218
Жыл бұрын
“Cutting leaves”
@YYCUrban
Жыл бұрын
Saved $90 by not hiring a landscaping company. In return he got a $300 extra fee to his eletric bill that month
@beyoncetv9110
Жыл бұрын
didn't he say he bought equipment with over $20,000 altogether? How did he end up saving $90?
@cameronbigley7483
Жыл бұрын
@@beyoncetv9110 He mentions that a landscaping company would cost $45/tree. Didn't hire the company, saved $90 for 2 trees.
@cumchumchicken
Жыл бұрын
Jealous much?
@Gen10civic
Жыл бұрын
I wanna know who charging only 45$ a tree. It’s like 150$ a tree here
@TrianglePants
Жыл бұрын
GET THAT RICKROLL BOT BANNED
@ganymede4030
5 ай бұрын
"this is my $12,000 laser". This guy is living a much different life than most of us 😂
@scrillthebeast2066
Жыл бұрын
Bro is aiming a death laser at the sky with almost unlimited range. What could go wrong?
@mikewazowski6161
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Joepeeee
Жыл бұрын
Alien invasion because we struck first lol
@lollol-so7wm
Жыл бұрын
@@Joepeeeethe only right answer
@brandonfrmtoledo9645
Жыл бұрын
He probably could burn a plane out the sky who knows probably not a good idea tbh
@lk000038
Жыл бұрын
It's infrared laser, it won't go very far, it's absorbed by the humidity of air.
@Thryfte
Жыл бұрын
45/tree seems like a great price
@duMaurier15
Жыл бұрын
You can thank the cheap labour of illegals for that.
@RogerCardenasIII
Жыл бұрын
It really is
@Ghosting_Edit
Жыл бұрын
Nah
@dilloncat_11
Жыл бұрын
depends on how many trees tho, cus if you have like 30 u needa get cut down, that’s like 1350
@martinwalsh7416
Жыл бұрын
I mean spending almost 14000 on a laser and telescope then needing a 3d printer id rather pay the quick 1.3k 😂
@serenahiggins1849
Жыл бұрын
Can you cut your house in half with a laser?
@justalexlol_
Жыл бұрын
HE HEARTED IT 👀
@eksboks148
Жыл бұрын
@@justalexlol_I KNOW LMAO
@aeea3306
Жыл бұрын
@@eksboks148 I DIDNT LMAO
@jonathanramiro100yearsago
Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOODNESS! WHAY HAVE YOU DONE,now he sees it he'll definitely will do that,what next cut the moon in half? For the love of god please do not give him more idea,i am terrified of what he'll do.....i wonder if it's possible to d.i.y blackhole on your backyard
@superspeederbooster
Жыл бұрын
Divorce video
@ThoughtfulBiped
7 ай бұрын
Another classic example of a human not seeing past the end of their nose. Shooting lasers into the sky, what could possibly go wrong?
@diychad7268
Жыл бұрын
Only 60,000 more trees to trim until the machine pays for itself
@cumsteak
Жыл бұрын
134*
@brave_towel9045
Жыл бұрын
@@cumsteak 272*
@dragster2932
Жыл бұрын
@@brave_towel9045 42069
@zylerperry562
Жыл бұрын
Where do you get that number dawg😂 $45X269trees=12,105- 90 =12,015
@lamarlamarlamar
Жыл бұрын
Dont tempt him with a good time. Thats called deforestation
@pokeyrailfanning
Жыл бұрын
“Here’s my $12,000 laser, I just saved $90 with it”
@theonlydz4178
Жыл бұрын
Except he already owned it
@janka248
Жыл бұрын
@@theonlydz4178 I'm sure he threw it away after the job was done
@P1xls0
Жыл бұрын
“I am a business god”
@sebastiangudino9377
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if you save 90$ every day. It pays itself in only half a year. When you realize that it is a very worthy investment. Even leaving aside the fact that he didn't buy the laser for this, but for his actual business which does directly generate profit with it
@johnsuarez1404
Жыл бұрын
@@sebastiangudino9377the limbs do not grow back every day lmfao
@leosparadox9757
Жыл бұрын
"I don't need a telescope" *3 sec later* "Then you attach the telescope"😂
@Level12menace
11 ай бұрын
💀
@dtroy_0897
11 ай бұрын
I don't need the*
@herbthymeyt
11 ай бұрын
@@dtroy_0897We don't need you*
@haroonahmed9263
11 ай бұрын
@@herbthymeytactually you do, he was right
@herbthymeyt
11 ай бұрын
@@haroonahmed9263 We don't need you either*
@dwightschrute2822
2 ай бұрын
45$ per tree. Cost of laser with attachements: 12300$. So you'll break even after 274 trees, not counting the time of your labour
@Gaigeyboy_23
Жыл бұрын
Spent $12300 and saved $90, truly a business god😂💀
@TheRealYDA
Жыл бұрын
*S T O N K S*
@aelouxarchais
Жыл бұрын
Long term investment i guess
@leonblum816
Жыл бұрын
I don't want to know the electricity bill from running that thing xD
@faucetpower1208
Жыл бұрын
@@leonblum816all u need is all of ur assets and that's all.
@CaesarCeez
Жыл бұрын
@@TheRealYDA underrated comment, Not many get it anymore
@SweetAHE
Жыл бұрын
"This is the easiest yard work I've ever done!" And people wonder why places like Cali are always on fire.
@funkemunky
Жыл бұрын
Except he’s Florida man
@meloney
Жыл бұрын
@@funkemunkythere literally is an online map of active and contained current wildfires in Florida.-.
@lichmourne00
Жыл бұрын
@@meloney did u @ the wrong guy?
@jaceks88
Жыл бұрын
@@funkemunky yea, but some morpn from Cali will see the video and not see the difference in geographic location and danger of fires. Lol
@tylercox8819
Жыл бұрын
A pilot just screaming at the top of his lungs as his retinas are torched from his orbital socket.
@jeremyvanhorn2645
Жыл бұрын
Orbital Socket sounds like a great grind core metal band name 😂
@banditoincognito8950
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyvanhorn2645 Retina Torching by Orbital Socket
@zinc333
Жыл бұрын
@@banditoincognito8950 Punctured Pupils is another good one
@eponymouseyre
Жыл бұрын
@@zinc333Cooked Cornea might be another one... Just saying lol
@Dee-vu9ps
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyvanhorn2645 I’m so happy 😃 happy 😆 thank 😊
@j0nn032
3 ай бұрын
Kevin never fails to make me smile everyday! Thank you Kevin!
@entropic7768
Жыл бұрын
the FAA wants to know your location
@mastercobragaming8780
Жыл бұрын
Real
@zangzhiao8374
Жыл бұрын
Surprised this barely has likes, looks like people are uneducated
@Jeezy11
Жыл бұрын
Anything that’s that high up it’s gonna be a different acronym showing up😂
@Industry-insider
Жыл бұрын
@@Jeezy11 this wouldn’t burn anything that was 5 feet past the focal range and the beam would be 3 feet wide within 1500 ft
@deezlesteezle
Жыл бұрын
@@Industry-insider could blind a pilot. That's a felony if any aircraft are anywhere even somewhat close.
@cmf4706
11 ай бұрын
-Buys 12k worth equipment -Saves him 90 bucks 😂
@SoullessSeven
11 ай бұрын
Well he got equipment too
@SoullessSeven
11 ай бұрын
He can do it now by himself
@peepeepoopoo7723
11 ай бұрын
@@Cisco.313he literally noted it at the end of the video, so no. You’re not the only one
@burger_lady
11 ай бұрын
The way my brain reacted to this video was like “wow! So worth it!” NO BRAIN!! THINK😭 To be fair I have a massive migraine, information aint processing at the moment
@JohnJohn-bq5ow
10 ай бұрын
But next year he'll save the entire 12300$ so... there's that...
@a.g7891
Жыл бұрын
Florida Man with money and engineering knowledge is still Florida Man
@bastiangalleguillos508
11 ай бұрын
hi tech florida man
@zakarybourbeau5750
11 ай бұрын
Just a deadlyer one
@focidhomophobicii2426
10 ай бұрын
@@zakarybourbeau5750is dat how u spell deadlier in floridian ?
@sumper_man
6 ай бұрын
And people still think our government can’t make laser weapons😂
@enderguyx2081
5 ай бұрын
They can’t, but this guy can
@mikeo6151
9 ай бұрын
Spends $12k to save $90. He must be a government employee.
@RyanJohnson-pz4tb
9 ай бұрын
lololololololol
@coolgu3stlance344
9 ай бұрын
He spent 12k when he built that but now when using it to trim off the dead leaves, he's saving 90$ every time 👍
@Darlemonte
9 ай бұрын
@@coolgu3stlance344 NNNNNNNNEWMMMMM!!!~
@FreepalestineinsyaAllah
9 ай бұрын
Yes dead leaf will fall when its time.😅 and is it palm tree? The tree look too old and doesn't produce anymore. 😂
@MadPrinceSheo
9 ай бұрын
A Russian one
@christophersstdtdtf.ggtdyf7319
Жыл бұрын
Turns out this guy moved to Hawaii and started his own tree trimming service.
@kelceytingle6486
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking about that
@dai-nippon_digger
Жыл бұрын
Lahaina 2.0 guys
@Lee-fw9mr
Жыл бұрын
Omg, too dark, lol
@xinalorreen2031
Жыл бұрын
Except that the trees in Lahainna didn't burn. Watch the footage again. It wasn't a regular fire that exploded cars, melted wheel frames, and disintegrated buildings to layers of white ash while ignoring all the foliage in the vicinity.
@dai-nippon_digger
Жыл бұрын
@@xinalorreen2031 brah you crazy. I watched those videos. I got friends on the ground. Some trees survived because of how fast the fire swept through. But they were still charred on the outside. Other trees were absolutely burnt to a crisp.
@ConciseDharmata
Жыл бұрын
Dude didn’t want to spend the 45 dollars so he bought a $12,000 laser this is the way.
@zerberus4036
Жыл бұрын
HE ALREADY HAD TGE LASER
@ThinkHarderPlz
Жыл бұрын
This is the way.
@dilloncat_11
Жыл бұрын
@@zerberus4036he already had it yes, but when he first got it he paid $12,000 for it, so he is right ab him saying he didn’t wanna spend the $45 (which it was per tree not just straight $45) so he used his laser that he paid $12,000 for when he got it
@dilloncat_11
Жыл бұрын
which if someone didn’t have the laser he has and wanted to do what the guy did in the video they would have to buy the $12,000 laser
@Operandie
Жыл бұрын
This is the way
@shrikarthikxd7237
2 ай бұрын
bro is gonna chop a flight in half like homelander 😭
@razorthereptilewyrm6750
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Floridian I hereby dub you the king of Florida men.
@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure
Жыл бұрын
As a Florida man, im aware that dead palm fronds are extremely flammable
@johnnyarm3181
Жыл бұрын
As a true Florida Man i take that dub back, this rich pretty boy ain't no Florida Man.
@RossLemon
Жыл бұрын
As someone's who's not a Floridian I'm wondering who made you the person who names the King of Florida men?
@julianzuniga8905
Жыл бұрын
If he owns a pet alligator then hen is king
@BRUH-xz1zp
Жыл бұрын
@@julianzuniga8905 there would be so many florida kings tho
@Goobsloob
Жыл бұрын
“Never have to pay a landscaper again” *buys 20k laser setup*
@Toniboi
Жыл бұрын
He'll make his money back with the savings... in like 70 years
@kazuares7212
Жыл бұрын
It's not like he bought it for this 😂
@gagarin777
Жыл бұрын
And probably cost of electricity to operate it is more than getting landscaping done by someone.
@manunova5929
Жыл бұрын
@@gagarin777 Yes, and the burn damage he is causing to the plants will probably kill them over time.
@CoolKoon
Жыл бұрын
@@manunova5929 No, not really as long as he's using it on dead branches/leaves...
@kazulitheseawing3284
Жыл бұрын
mans out here living the life, literally using laserbeams for yard work.
@thunderhead9338
Жыл бұрын
Surprised to see another seawing here
@kazulitheseawing3284
Жыл бұрын
@@thunderhead9338 Don't worry, The WoF fandom wants me dead anyways lmao
@MASON13_W
4 ай бұрын
Now you’ve got some fresh wood You can build yourself a Pizza Hut
@drakeivy8
8 ай бұрын
Laser: *misses tree by an inch* The fully loaded 737 behind it: 🗿
@Eta_Hoyimi
5 ай бұрын
If he goes missing we know what company to blame kek
@123goon6
5 ай бұрын
… and the kerosene music starts playing
@deadmemes21
5 ай бұрын
assuming its a MAX, it wouldve probably crashed anyway. the laser’s just speeding up the process
@Thatonerandomguy1331
5 ай бұрын
@@deadmemes21LMAO
@The-aviation-stuff-official
5 ай бұрын
@@deadmemes21What actually happened to the bolt:
@idotinthedump
Жыл бұрын
Dude's about to be on the FBI, CIA, DHS, and ATF watch list next week.
@Zen_Wulf
Жыл бұрын
I think the IRS are going to be lookin
@jmarchery2038
Жыл бұрын
He already is on their watch lists, you must be new.
@TheCommanderTDSreal
Жыл бұрын
@@Zen_Wulf IRS is based on taxes so nah
@Trustgone2020
Жыл бұрын
Show me where laser guns are illegal.
@fmgltdlv
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the FAA
@Macomac
Жыл бұрын
Bro that’s insane seriously!
@mgazzz219
Жыл бұрын
I need it😪
@Pilot_Gundam_31
7 ай бұрын
That one space station:
@Skull_Knight_
Жыл бұрын
Him: "i saved $90 bucks" The electricity bill: "are you sure?" The nearby town: "why there's a power outage?"
@-Sam69
Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t cost that much electricity. “bUt iT wAs A jOkE bRo” 🤓🤓🤓 -someone who got offended
@notoriousedits101
Жыл бұрын
Well technically it isn’t cheaper because like he said in the vid his laser was 10,000 and the microscope was 12,000 and the people who charge £40 a tree would be doing it once in like a whole year so it’s not really cheaper
@yooyo8303
Жыл бұрын
@@notoriousedits101 thanks Einstein
@cettiwix
Жыл бұрын
@@notoriousedits101 $40
@whackywheels5920
Жыл бұрын
@@notoriousedits101 telescope was 75$, he added 75 to the original 12000 on the screen
@christopherhudspeth6823
Жыл бұрын
>Saves 90 bucks on yard costs. >Gains 300 dollars in electric bill.
@liddlediddle7212
10 ай бұрын
Does the US have prepaid electricity ?
@treymansfield7919
10 ай бұрын
@@liddlediddle7212I don't think so
@GenerallyRetardedFilms
10 ай бұрын
@@liddlediddle7212 They charge you monthly but you can pay before they bill you. They only shut off power after you dont pay like 1000$ worth or 3 months on average
@andrew6464
10 ай бұрын
@@liddlediddle7212it depends on where you live but most places in the US bill you depending on how much you use and they’ll charge you more if you use a lot of electricity during peak energy usage hours so you can’t just blast the ac during hot days and you should do laundry at night as a washer and dryer use a lot of power so it’s cheaper to use them when it’s not peak energy usage hours
@ythandlerandom1278LK
10 ай бұрын
@@liddlediddle7212- some rentals can include electricity
@iBridgee
Жыл бұрын
"My trees caught on fire" "Easiest yard work I've ever done
@TuneWifi
Жыл бұрын
Atleast he didn't got a nuclear explosion in his yard
@ShaveAss
Жыл бұрын
“Local man dies after causing a massive fire in his back yard with an industrial grade laser he bought off of eBay”
@arunr4407
Жыл бұрын
lollll
@bobnelly2716
Жыл бұрын
*Florida man
@Scumful
Жыл бұрын
*florida man
@melissaevans4396
Ай бұрын
All the men in his neighborhood yelling ME NEXT ME NEXT!!
@RayOfSunhine2012
Жыл бұрын
Dude just created the first semi portable laser rifle. With some tweaks we will be walking with fall out style laser rifles in no time
@tyboofieman3797
Жыл бұрын
KZitem asked me to rate your reply and I gave you excellent
@beastamer1990s
Жыл бұрын
@Jman crank powered like from fallout 4 😭
@Duplex1ty
Жыл бұрын
Only takes a minute to burn a hole in your enemies clothes 😅
@r7calvin
Жыл бұрын
@Jman batteries, heat dissipation, reflections, international law, etc. all pretty much make laser rifles impractical.
@bongo526
Жыл бұрын
Power armour vs 1000 degree knife
@fuge74
Жыл бұрын
this is Florida man energy.
@Magmafrost13
Жыл бұрын
"Florida man trims trees with laser, sets trees on fire"
@Ziggyzaggy300
Жыл бұрын
He's from Florida lmao
@adventurtle2533
Жыл бұрын
He is from Florida so lmao
@U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_n
Жыл бұрын
Probably moved from California to Florida
@C4DeadCharge
Жыл бұрын
@@U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_n No, I’m pretty sure he’s always lived there. Literally reeks of Florida man energy
@upzp
Жыл бұрын
“using the laser is a great way to save money” *costs 12k dollars*
@relate97
Жыл бұрын
When’s KZitem shorts get so pathetic that you can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic or not 😉
@noble7065
Жыл бұрын
Good job! You manage to get the joke.
@upzp
Жыл бұрын
@@noble7065 thanks i guess
@Stachu454
Жыл бұрын
It will get him around 133 years to get back his 12k Repair costs, energy etc. not included
@Grey1223son
Жыл бұрын
Oh sorry I did not see this comment and did not mean to copy it ( I am still keeping my comment up though )
@bloodvayne8183
Ай бұрын
Hits a plane “wasn’t me officer”
@HowardND9
Жыл бұрын
That’s gotta violate some international treaty somewhere cuz ain’t no way ☠️
12400$, you forgot the 100$ bill in the beginning.
@thenamestails7152
10 ай бұрын
@@codureshm. Good point.
@izzeypally
Жыл бұрын
"This is the easiest yard work ever!" - starts fire
@RamadaArtist
Жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair, once the yard's on fire, that's definitely the easiest work.
@Lakhshamana
11 ай бұрын
Well starting a fire is the easy part. Stopping a runaway fire is quite something else.
@DragunovDio
16 күн бұрын
Everyone talking about spy satellites being f'd up by this laser, planes and everything and I'm here thinking "lol defacing currency is a felony with jail sentence"
@LeoScott815
Жыл бұрын
"I'll hold the world ransom unless they pay me, 100 million dollars." - Dr. Evil
@davenobody407
Жыл бұрын
No it was one million dollars- Dr Evil
@wyleekan5407
Жыл бұрын
No Dr Evil said 1 million dollars!! He later found out inflation had made that amount nearly nothing and upd it to 100million on advice and humiliation of his son…
@livingbarret
Жыл бұрын
“One million isn’t a lot anymore doctor evil” “well then, ONE BILLION DOLLARS”
@doggofv
11 ай бұрын
pointing a welding laser into the sky seems illegal...
@twilightparanormalresearch186
10 ай бұрын
All the sudden you see in the video a satellite come down on fire
@BrooklynBalla
10 ай бұрын
It’s not illegal unless you interfere with air traffic or satellites.I doubt it has enough range to do anything like that.
@offering9255
10 ай бұрын
It might mess with an air vehicle when pointed at one but no shot it hits a satellite
@parzival2077
10 ай бұрын
do you people realize how fast satellites move relative to us?? Check a video on it and see just how quick they move, it would look like a shooting star from your perspective Also the Lazer ain't doing crap to any air traffic
@aparnarai3708
10 ай бұрын
@@parzival2077depends on the kind of satellite Some satellite move with just enough speed(equal to Earth's rotational speed) to keep their position wrt to the place they are monitoring just in their view While some move faster to monitor multiple things Edit: but yeah Lazer won't do anything unless it's too powerful
@saucymgee9141
8 ай бұрын
"Mad scientist makes death laser to avoid doing yard work" accidentally creates forest fire. Awesome news headline.
@wolfie54321
6 ай бұрын
I'd rather a mad scientist with a death laser than some dense couple doing a gender reveal with fireworks.
@bigpoggers6507
6 ай бұрын
@@wolfie54321At least the mad scientist one sounds cool
@AlekseiValkov
6 ай бұрын
No joke, you could legitimately create an actual laser with the right optics and enough of these welders concentrated on a single point on the optics.
@Wavezone304
6 ай бұрын
Defintely a lib
@frandurrieu6477
6 ай бұрын
@@bigpoggers6507And may even progress science or the industry
@eddypicklestein3961
5 ай бұрын
This guy from a parallel universe where ladders weren’t invented
@kylebraymen2483
Жыл бұрын
Dude really said “this is probably the easiest yard work I’ve ever done” 😂😂😂
@AccidentallyOnPurpose
Жыл бұрын
I mean, easier than climbing the tree 🤣
@this_charming_manatee
Жыл бұрын
“I’m a business god” See’s this month’s power bill “I would like to apply for financial assistance”
@JDER-wv1ng
Жыл бұрын
“I’ll never financially recover from this”
@Blank-xs7kr
Жыл бұрын
😂
@cardibmouflookdumb3260
Жыл бұрын
Trimming your yard with a death ray to save $90 is insane
@IsraelCountryCube
Жыл бұрын
Thats not a death ray........
@michaelvandromme
Жыл бұрын
That's a cheap laser ray!
@oofoofoof-yz8xt
5 ай бұрын
Imagine ur friend asking what you do for your free time and you just say “ I like to trim my trees with a lazer”
@SimonTheExile
Жыл бұрын
You need a drone with a water canon 😁👍
@petergould9174
Жыл бұрын
A drone with clippers 🤷🏻
@humanhurt2384
Жыл бұрын
when he finish that he can help the borneo peat burn
@lukasprien4338
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@blacktooth3338
Жыл бұрын
A water jet for cutting on a drone has a few problems. 1. Water jets are generally pretty big and can't be carried by a drone and most require a powder bag for grit 2. The pressure from the water being ejected would send the drone spinning in the air from sheer force.
@humanhurt2384
Жыл бұрын
@AIuzky and how you carry that lazer engine on a mini drone?
@mclovin2408
Жыл бұрын
Dude spent 12 grand to save 90 dollars, his goals are beyond our understanding.
@maireen3517
Жыл бұрын
and how much is the electric bill
@mclovin2408
Жыл бұрын
@@maireen3517 I didn’t even think of that but probably more than 90 dollans.
@AnuubGames
Жыл бұрын
Dude is one step closer to building a laser turret to protect his home.
@gametale3
4 ай бұрын
Florida man invents sci-fi weapon to avoid doing yard work
@redbowl5887
Жыл бұрын
Bro really said is a gud way to save money.
@krzyk6014
Жыл бұрын
*spent 12 bands on the laser
@ObeyIzuna
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that fucked me up! Spent 20k a landscaper would have charged him like 500 bucks 😂
@justinpickett2139
Жыл бұрын
His sarcasm went over your head. Or yours went over mine
@ahazureus
Жыл бұрын
Pah-ha-ha-ha-ha, Bro, Really? He actually said, "I saved money". Lol-lol-lol.
@DonDigz
Жыл бұрын
Ikr buy a 12k lazer to cut a couple of leaves down😂
@MazdaRX7007
Жыл бұрын
How to start a forest fire 101.
@2024-JOKER
10 ай бұрын
That’s not a forest haha 😂
@Crusher6436
10 ай бұрын
forrestfire101
@kuyaMeg
Жыл бұрын
Bro just saved 90 dollars with his 12,000-dollar laser.
@Azeqr
Жыл бұрын
They charge 90 dollars “per” tree
@dylansepper
Жыл бұрын
@@Azeqr$45 per tree. But ultimately, i do think the guys budgeted wrong. I don't know why he included the price of the laser in his sheet, considering at the beginning, he stated that he had it for other uses. Meaning he already paid for and owned it. So in reality we only have to calculate for his other expenses, like the lens and telescope, so after 6 more trees taken down, he will be legitimately saving money.
@rondoe9298
Жыл бұрын
Best comment! 👌
@mm3mm3
Жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@qwerty112311
Жыл бұрын
@@dylansepperthat doesn’t consider other expenses, like time, which may not be a lot per tree, but the moving and assembly of the unit isn’t nothing.
@ryanprice9569
Жыл бұрын
Proceeds to spend 30,000 on laser equipment…. “Im a business man, and i just saved $90!!!”
@EduardoSanchez-in9zj
Жыл бұрын
+ his time
@DruncWizard
Жыл бұрын
right..... but he has a laser. "I see this as an absolute win!"
@rahulmaron
Жыл бұрын
and used to deface bills as well
@keepscrolling3087
Жыл бұрын
Oh don’t worry. He only has to use it for atleast 28 years to break even. But seriously a weaponized laser is cool.
@Tyiriel
Жыл бұрын
My guy trims trees with his laser not realizing he can catch 2 cooked birds with 1 beam
@MeanBeanComedy
Жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@JoseQuarvo818
Жыл бұрын
This foo started the fire in Maui
@FlawlessP401
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bipolar-tiger
Жыл бұрын
Remote arsonry
@dylanschnarr3293
Жыл бұрын
😂
@adriandeere847
Жыл бұрын
He should test it on that shade of blue.
@xxKuroKajixx
Жыл бұрын
Omg my uncle lives there!!
@V0id1-vr
8 ай бұрын
“I’m a business god” the other 12k dollars💀💀💀💀
@epicviewerJJ
Жыл бұрын
I would not be sharing this publicly online 💀💀
@antonioromero1125
Жыл бұрын
Fr he’s basically teaching how to build a laser gun 😂😂💀😂
@Guille64
Жыл бұрын
Dude he built nothing he just bought It. Lets not Talk about drugs so people dont buy them is what youre saying
@aaronstanage6277
Жыл бұрын
That’s why you don’t make any money on youtube.
@walter9724
Жыл бұрын
Who's going to pay $12k for the laser?😂😂😂
@Guille64
Жыл бұрын
@@walter9724 someone Who wants a láser😃
@Schlabbeflicker
10 ай бұрын
"Florida man employs anti-missile laser to avoid doing yard work"
@DuncanWilliamsOFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
Employs? It isn't getting paid! He DEPLOYS that to shoot, soldier! Hahahaha
@EyebelieveTheNarrative
10 ай бұрын
My boy is just blasting powerful lasers into air traffic
@brandoninhofer6592
9 ай бұрын
Guy literally spent 12 grand to not pay someone 90 bucks to do yardwork 😂...
@PipeScholar
9 ай бұрын
Makes a video of it too lol
@misterpotato427
9 ай бұрын
Do you actually think thats gonna do anything or am I just bad at reading Sarcasm
@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
8 ай бұрын
He needed a scope to focus the laser at just the few feet it took to hit his tree. The laser will be EXTREMELY widespread by the time it hits air traffic.
@TanTran-xe4mb
8 ай бұрын
@@BruceNJeffAreMyFliesyou can blind air traffic with a hand held presentation laser pointer. This is orders of magnitude more serious.
@eastcoastfishin5885
11 күн бұрын
bro bought a 12000 dollar laser just to save 90 dollars and he says "best way to save money" 😂😂😂
@iwarx1
Жыл бұрын
“Saving money” huh? Bro just called us all poor in 30 seconds in all possible ways 🤣🤣
@toreytrammell3678
Жыл бұрын
“Saving money” casually spends 24k on a laser and telescope
@kv-2723
Жыл бұрын
@@toreytrammell3678 fr lol
@kv-2723
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@travis1418
Жыл бұрын
Dude said “saved myself $90” then shows he spent another $210 after the $12000 😂
@shinycharizard9221
Жыл бұрын
@@travis1418ut next time he needs to trim the trees he can save $12090 yay
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