"Jesus is accepting of all chat clients" what.... a psychedelic sentence
@SmeddyTooBestChannel
2 жыл бұрын
i like the idea of "jesus.html" suddenly appearing while dan is talking. it's like the lamest second coming ever
@CometMedalChavez
2 жыл бұрын
He has risen on Dan's desktop. You must double-click on Him to be free of all sin.
@JonahDyer
2 жыл бұрын
Well that wasn't funny.
@CometMedalChavez
2 жыл бұрын
@@JonahDyer That’s only because you don’t believe. Believe, Jonah. Believe in Jebus. …are ya believin’ yet?
@weegeenumberone2
2 жыл бұрын
@@CometMedalChavez BELIEVE IN THE JEBUS, LIVE IN THE JEBUS
@CometMedalChavez
2 жыл бұрын
@@weegeenumberone2 JEBUS WILL SAVE US ALL
@chaoticcranium
2 жыл бұрын
I'm down for a series where danooct1 retroactively psychoanalyzes virus/trojan/malware authors based on their work.
@imt3206
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. That’s be great
@sparkyphantom92
2 жыл бұрын
not a lot of them leave personal comments on their scripts
@ManiaDorkTV
Жыл бұрын
666 likes
@Mariokart6
Жыл бұрын
@@ManiaDorkTV 777 likes
@HeadsetGuy
2 жыл бұрын
That's _brilliant_ of it to change the startup screen to be "It's now safe to turn off your computer"!
@blackroberts6290
2 жыл бұрын
imagine tech support replying to inquiries of that . "Ah! no worries Ma'am/Sir. You simply had Jesus installed on your computer."
@aledantoshisimatupang4563
2 жыл бұрын
thats the idea that win 9x can change startup/shutdown screens
@NSHG
2 жыл бұрын
I had a whole minute of laughter at how it replaced the boot screen with the shutdown screen. Simple yet unbelieveably evil for the less tech savvy.
@ardag1439
2 жыл бұрын
Danooct runs virus That's why we love him Let dan into your YT feed
@mrhax4741
2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@mutedgrey
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@MandrakeFernflower
11 ай бұрын
Church of MSDOS
@danooct1
2 жыл бұрын
my apologies, I haven't finished the closed captioning yet. that will be coming soon, but I had to rush a bit this week to get the video produced and ran out of time before it went live. edit: captions are done now! enjoy.
@GotTimeGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Its okay!!!
@linux_fox
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being one of the few people who still has closed captions, it helps me focus on the subject of the video
@justinhamilton8647
2 жыл бұрын
thank you so much for the cc you’re one of the few real ones i can rely on as I’m hard of hearing and KZitem’s automatic captions are not that good (to their credit they’re better than they used to be) and nobody cares about adding captions, ever since community captions were removed I feel more removed from KZitem than ever it feels like the platform doesn’t want me here. thank you so much for always keeping it real, been watching almost 10 years now on and off
@yigitdurmus2407
2 жыл бұрын
even the fact that you are adding captions is awesome! keep up the good work man
@danooct1
2 жыл бұрын
@@justinhamilton8647 my community was a tremendous help in captioning nearly all of my other videos prior to this year - with the removal of community-CC I feel compelled to pick up the torch and keep it going.
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
2 жыл бұрын
If Jesus saves, then why are all my files gone? EDIT: I wrote this joke before watching the video, but unfortunately this is just a prank malware and doesn't actually mess with your files. Lame.
@Ghostscar
2 жыл бұрын
They are saved, in the Fathers realm. Far from all vírus and corruption of the mortal earth. Praise the Lord.
@TorutheRedFox
2 жыл бұрын
it literally says it doesn't touch any files
@sutorippuwebmaster8783
2 жыл бұрын
That HTML file. Man, I remember when you could call it a day on building a website with just a few tags and text. Now everything has to be dynamic, scripted, and not written in shitty Times New Roman or Comic Sans.
@lunaticberserker5869
2 жыл бұрын
@douzo 60% ads. it's all about money, now.
@mokocchi5921
2 жыл бұрын
@douzo worst thing is when websites are so bloated that turning javascript off just results in a blank page, there's a special place in hell for such animals... also desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu~
@mokocchi5921
2 жыл бұрын
@douzo same here... I also have an old laptop from around 2006-2007 and it handles html websites marvelously, while with today's bloated websites it either takes multiple minutes to load or just freezes, I think. i can't remember the last time I was on such a website on that laptop. worst thing is because the majority of websites people use today are made that way, that is what people both expect and want from a website, even when it's fundamentally terrible. it sure is quite sad desu...
@Sypaka
Жыл бұрын
@@lunaticberserker5869 Yeah. Just visit a newspaper online or something. Left side: ads. Right side: Ads. Top of screen: ads. Inline Article: Ads or video on autoplay. Bottom of page: Ads And there is a popup on the same page BEFORE the article, asking you to allow cookies (which it already set) and one AGAIN just to have the audacity to ask for a monthly subscription, too. Fuck Web 2.0
@IsmailofeRegime
Жыл бұрын
@@Sypaka I've been using uBlock Origin for many years and it's blocked the vast majority of ads. I remember browsing the Internet in the early 2000s, there were plenty of sites with a superabundance of ads so as to pay the bills, only it was much worse because not only was there no decent ad blocker, but occasionally there would be ads that would make noises.
@tenshi_amachi
2 жыл бұрын
This video made me realize that VBS didn’t only mean Vacation Bible School.
@benb9151
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Christ walking around with his disciples 2000 years ago thinking in his head, "what's up with the computer virus named after me in the 20th century?"
@CometMedalChavez
2 жыл бұрын
Died for our sins and infected our Windows PCs… Praise Jebus.
@TDRR_Gamez
2 жыл бұрын
I basically never say this but it's a danooct1 video, and it's a honor to finally watch one just 10 minutes after release lol
@helmaschine1885
2 жыл бұрын
Wow i misunderstood what you meant by "after release" for way to long. Im tired
@Shymarxd
2 жыл бұрын
This guy never fails to make my day
@khionesnowfang32088
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing that "It's now safe to turn off your computer." really brings back nostalgia feeling of the good old days of Windows 98... I miss Windows 98, I know that much, but VMs hate me, lol. Last time I tried with one, on my laptop before the Alureon issue, either the OS or VM didn't like me that much. Good old days of when viruses/trojans/worms etc. were actually either scary for their time, or amusing. Now, they're all about making money. How sad.
@sutorippuwebmaster8783
2 жыл бұрын
It's possible to get 98 running in DOSBox-X, but you need to edit the configuration file in a certain way.
@mibbleyt
2 жыл бұрын
Just get yourself a old pc
@TheFalseJared
2 жыл бұрын
@@mibbleyt "just buy a pc!"... easier said than done
@DerpyMedic
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFalseJared an old one you'd likely get for very cheap or even free. They aren't hard to obtain you just have to try.
@eletronictoenails
2 жыл бұрын
86box can emulate up to the Pentium 2 so Windows 98 runs better then on modern VMs
@Lethaltail
2 жыл бұрын
"This will make the 'Shut down' screen appear durring start up. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao"
@feefre
2 жыл бұрын
Lovely how it changes the boot pic, since 95 always takes its time to boot, it could be very convincing
@notpsicoh2107
2 жыл бұрын
Usually when I see VBS and Jesus next to each other the VBS stands for vacation bible school
@lior_haddad
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this trojan's kinda cute, wonder what its creator does nowadays?
@xeroxcopy8183
2 жыл бұрын
surfing the net, still engaging in trolling behavior, probably has a problem with anime addiction
@Boooo
2 жыл бұрын
@@xeroxcopy8183 sounds like projecting
@KyleGD
2 жыл бұрын
@@xeroxcopy8183 says who
@KyleGD
2 жыл бұрын
Errr idk probably just playing strategy games if he's old
@Solaceon
2 жыл бұрын
@@xeroxcopy8183 Maybe even regular addiction, if he's still on the more antisocial side of the internet. Sad how common it is.
@rhetorical_thinking
2 жыл бұрын
10:02 the most pleasant "welcome back" you will ever hear
@lonenexus959
2 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced this is art. The line “it’s now safe to turn off your computer” is so catchy and simplistic it really resonates like high art rather than some kid fucking with code
@cometmilkshake
Жыл бұрын
I mean, he didn't MAKE that screen
@MsThekiller02
2 жыл бұрын
This channel represents a constant in my life. An example of resiliency and constancy.
@inqmusician2
2 жыл бұрын
"It's now safe tot tunr of your computer" flip was supposed to be a hard drive murder. When you try to boot and you see "It's safe to shut down your computer", you will shut it down. And corrupt all the files in the process.
@chzcake44s
2 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, how would it corrupt the files? I know it wouldn't on a modern system, so what's different?
@JoBot__
2 жыл бұрын
@@chzcake44s Back in the day, startup systems were quite a bit less sophisticated. Upon bootup, they'd access and write to quite a few critical files. I'm not sure if this is the case now, or if it's actually something to do with a different filesystem though.
@gudenau
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people call all malware viruses, it tends to get confusing.
@gold_lightning
2 жыл бұрын
@douzo the truth is that all viruses are a type of malware but not all types of malware are a virus.
@woomiiakarandomveemo5933
2 жыл бұрын
id like to say that nowadays people often keyboard smash as a sort of laugh, not like a “haha im so funny and random” laugh, instead a “your friend just sent you something hilarious as shit”, at least in my experience
@infraultra8
2 жыл бұрын
I love the shade being thrown here 😂 had me rollin!
@Fishgoggles
2 жыл бұрын
Warning: a local joke only some people I may or may not know will understand: Thank God that THIS Jesus does not ask you to give him your "sweet, sweet fluids"
@ioanatrtl
2 жыл бұрын
thank you dan. you have been my comfort for quite many years. here i am, sobbing and watching this in the dark as i type this. i am in such a bad place mentally and the familiarity of your videos and your voice help. simply because i feel less lonely for a few mins.
@lumivar1719
2 жыл бұрын
Are you seeing a mental health professional?
@gabs1400
2 жыл бұрын
I hope you'll be OK
@SoulcatcherLucario
Жыл бұрын
hey, how's everything going now, op?
@ioanatrtl
Жыл бұрын
@@SoulcatcherLucario hey thanks for asking! been a bit better for a while but now it's getting worse unfortunately. thinking about asking for help
@SoulcatcherLucario
Жыл бұрын
@@ioanatrtl asking for help is probably one of the best things you could do for yourself. please reach out to someone; hell, i could just listen to everything going on if that could help at all
@justanormalperson
2 жыл бұрын
these videos are great :) been watching for about 8 years now
@Povilaz
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Jesus has infected my computer. Again... How will I do my taxes now?
@dimitar4y
2 жыл бұрын
danooct judging people is a very sublime type of.... content? humor? brain tickles?
@TtEL
2 жыл бұрын
I think it changes the IE Startup Page and Search Tool when it is run, but setting up IE reverts the current startup page to the default startup page.
@tastychunks
2 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up, new danooct1 video
@BenDeSwert666
2 жыл бұрын
Chubbyemu intensifies
@Itzsten
2 жыл бұрын
dan after running a malware: oh no, anyways
@pawer_themaw
2 жыл бұрын
*f i n a l l y* a virus which Dan doesn't need to fix!
@danem2215
2 жыл бұрын
You know someone's ultra religious grandma had a stroke from this
@mcgubert
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the makers of any of the malwares "reviewed" on this channel has ever watched any of your videos
@danhalensheetrockinc
2 жыл бұрын
"disconnected from societal norms" i just have a very unique way of laughing..... icant help it 💔
@danooct1
2 жыл бұрын
i did not mean any offense by my words, believe me, it was more the observation that this sort of web-dialect is very much alive and well in today's internet culture 20 years after this trojan was released, which is kind of crazy to think about.
@ciknay547
2 жыл бұрын
This trojan author lives in a society
@twindrill2852
2 жыл бұрын
This virus actually feels like something out of analog horror. It would also creep the hell out of the younger, slightly more religious me.
@smg4gaming-poppyfromdreamw136
2 жыл бұрын
About the holy week event since... Good to go, man! Keep going!
@PrincessColumbidae
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome captions as usual!
@kieronwithano
2 жыл бұрын
Uploaded 6 seconds ago? What a treat :)
@cambridgeport90
2 жыл бұрын
I have to say... made my friday. As always. I can't tell whether the author was bored, trying to prove a point, or both. Dan, I think you were on the right track with the railing against religion idea.
@emusunlimited
2 жыл бұрын
I am a Christian and find this hysterical. Thanks for sharing! I can remember being like this back in the day, probably something I would've done tbh.
@PokyPlays
2 жыл бұрын
Why on earth have you not shown up in forever on my page. It's good to see this stuff again
@UnderEu
2 жыл бұрын
Boot up screen was replaced by the shutdown, but what about the opposite?
@Kilgamesh
2 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say I love and appreciate your subtitles.
@jerrykinf
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Dan. Remember when you did CIH?? good times been 10 years now. Keep up the good work
@andrianyarosh98
2 жыл бұрын
Dan I got suggestid your channel and I like it and how do you do these videos with the computer like windows 95
@L.Mandrake
2 жыл бұрын
I bet the creator of this trojan identifies with the Joker
@dh3725
2 жыл бұрын
Read this as 'Trojan vs Jesus' and was very curious to hear about condoms waging war on Christianity
@hecksters423
2 жыл бұрын
Or a civilization that was long gone before the birth of Christ having beef with the son of God.
@blueyandicy
2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why this was recommended but liked!
@Leahi84
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely a teenager whose become disenfranchised with Christianity and is just wanting to rebel. I know, I was one of them.
@blackroberts6290
2 жыл бұрын
yeah Christianity in the Philippines can be fucked up with scandals and shit
@hharooki
2 жыл бұрын
'It's now safe to turn off your computer' creeps me out
@aycc-nbh7289
2 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, are there more pieces of malware written in C, Java, Python, etc. that you intend to review?
@MakotoIchinose
2 жыл бұрын
Most of the oldskool (MS-DOS/Windows up to XP) malwares are made with either Assembly x86, C, Visual Basic, or Office Macro.
@malwaretestingfan
2 жыл бұрын
There are a few malwares for other scripting programming languages, like Python (Biennale.A) or PHP, but they're utterly uninteresting. Besides, most of the "interesting" old school malware was written in Assembly, C, VB6, VBScript, VBA.
@aycc-nbh7289
2 жыл бұрын
@@malwaretestingfan So how popular is the VB family in the world of software development? Would it be more appreciable to know FreeBASIC or any of the other programming languages I mentioned?
@crazypersonalph
2 жыл бұрын
@@aycc-nbh7289 It is not worth your time or patience to learn VB. It is a dead language bro. For a career, you would probably need to learn C++, Python, or JavaScript.
@ymarcello7243
2 жыл бұрын
When i saw that video in my recomendations , i thought it was a ARG , but i see its just a cool guy showcasing a virus of 12 years ago , its not an ARG but its pretty cool!
@CheddarVG
2 жыл бұрын
A trojan worth praising.
@sampo9264
2 жыл бұрын
Could you explain to a total noob where you get the malwares to these videos?
@whtiequillBj
2 жыл бұрын
does susej.dll do anything as it isn't an executable file?
@MultiCrashh
2 жыл бұрын
everyone gets old, except danooct
@floramareli2513
2 жыл бұрын
Love ur videos!!
@hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453
2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you very much for watching... ...take care!"
@ruli2265
2 жыл бұрын
jesus! such a holy video
@CheezItMuncherZack
2 жыл бұрын
YES! A NEW DAN VIDEO! A BLESSING FROM THE LORD HIMSELF!
@ResKraven
2 жыл бұрын
No bubbles? :(
@kantraa
2 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of that "DOIN LINES WITH JESUS" meme
@scythal
Жыл бұрын
...Lines of code!
@ISCARI0T
2 жыл бұрын
where do u even find these
@Turbine2k5
2 жыл бұрын
At 0:40 there's a short cut where I believe you cut the video because of that alarm.
@malwaretestingfan
2 жыл бұрын
100% best subtitles.
@maksss7728
2 жыл бұрын
who wouldve thought jesus would be dangerous somehow
@SLZeroArrow
2 жыл бұрын
So this is where The_None got the text from...interesting.
@squarewave
2 жыл бұрын
Am I going insane or is the background moving?
@this310
2 жыл бұрын
He Lives!
@-never-gonna-give-you-up-
2 жыл бұрын
"Your own, personal, Jesus"
@blustuffidk
2 жыл бұрын
holy moly i didnt know jesus made a trojan!!1!11! how does he know how to script??? and how does he have a computer in heaven???????
@15adam
2 жыл бұрын
Yay!! danooct made a new video
@Ishowsouthern2023
Жыл бұрын
Jesus its insteadly Destructive System.
@anjachan
2 жыл бұрын
love the changed names xD
@YouareDEDnotbigSurprise
2 жыл бұрын
Hmm, was 3:56 the alarm? :D
@BrutalKombxt
2 жыл бұрын
2:00 why did msn disappear
@stephdogz
2 жыл бұрын
hes back
@cem_unsal
2 жыл бұрын
hell yeah new vid
@thekillerfroggy
2 жыл бұрын
9:24 trojan that speedruns to credits
@johnnyaxon_
2 жыл бұрын
you, basically, figured out religion
@TheRealModiK
2 жыл бұрын
Looks interesting! Subbed.
@MxArgent
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, internet teens. Eternal September never really ended, did it?
@xeroxcopy8183
2 жыл бұрын
oh hey, good times
@coomcake
2 жыл бұрын
so when we getting the herpes video
@BenDeSwert666
2 жыл бұрын
Morning Daniel! 😁
@Aevony
2 жыл бұрын
jesus christ it's dan's video
@ludwigthestrange
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I'm doing here.
@pureene
2 жыл бұрын
cool wallpapers!
@Aeroxima
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many of the author's of these have come across the respective videos for their malware or whatever. Also how many people actually used leet or wrote with z instead of s unironically? I'm pretty sure anyone I've seen use it always did it ironically or referencially. (Is that a word? Spell check doesn't seem to think so, but what does it know?)
@IsmailofeRegime
Жыл бұрын
As someone who first browsed the Internet in like 2001, "leet speak" was already treated as a joke. Some persons incorporated "leet" lingo in their usernames to sound cool, but actually using it to communicate with other humans? No. What I do remember though is that lots of Internet communities had "please type properly" in their rules since online spellchecking didn't exist. I think a lot of this bad spelling ended up getting associated with "leet."
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