You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!! X'D
@jackshewan6338
3 жыл бұрын
Well well well look who i found in the comments of one of the greatest videos of all time
@mcdonalds5972
5 жыл бұрын
grandpa seth: joshua you have 30 seconds to stop them from eating joshua: *waits 65 seconds* joshua: *pisses on the food* grandpa seth: no
@tikalthewhimsicott2736
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the time stop works like in JoJo
@millsykooksy4863
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@dustin2006
10 жыл бұрын
so even though "grandpa" has the ability to manipulate time and things in the physical realm and could intervene himself, he instead, decides to give his incompetent grandson only 30 seconds to do it, who does so in the most disgusting way out of pure desperation. yeah, grandpa is an asshole.
@pinkpanther7442
2 жыл бұрын
This comment made me cry with laughter
@A.l85
2 жыл бұрын
Completely!
@tikalthewhimsicott2736
Жыл бұрын
True 🤣
@Antifearn
4 ай бұрын
He’s worse than Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
@blgctyo632
4 ай бұрын
You don’t understand, his “manipulation” of time is only limited to Billy’s perception. His grandfather exists at all times, past, present, and future, which is why freezing time for 30 seconds gave Billy the idea in real-time in the physical world. This is the main power Billy has from inheriting the Attack Goblin from his grandpa, it’s not time travel or anything like that
@jaimepynk8605
8 жыл бұрын
"let's just eat this abnormally bright green food"
@pinecone9619
6 жыл бұрын
looks like it's all rotting
@omnicowdemon
6 жыл бұрын
Jules Domonique Only the kid and the grandpa could see the green goo.
@bugaloo67
5 жыл бұрын
The corn had green frosting on it
@HetLedie
4 жыл бұрын
@@themayqueen666 ew
@makemichaelsuffer6050
3 жыл бұрын
Why waste all that delicious rural hospitality?
@MaskyTheRaccoon
11 жыл бұрын
"what are you going to do to me?" "TIGHTENING MY BELT" What kind of answer is that?
@gemusemann5288
6 жыл бұрын
MaskyTheRaccoon I think it was so the crowd didn't think he was going to rape him
@ytmndan
6 жыл бұрын
Or piss on him.
@da4127
2 жыл бұрын
@@gemusemann5288 i think all of us thought he was either going to piss on him or beat him, you’re the first person that ever thought even darker
@chaddeez8446
Жыл бұрын
Preparing for the hunger games. Remember, this has happened before to the father when he was young and it just comes naturally when you miss out on piss corn on the cob with green tooth paste.
@adgefreeman6091
Жыл бұрын
Probably misheard him and thought he said "what are you doing?" At least that's what I'm going to tell myself.
@yatesy117
8 жыл бұрын
"tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains" Oh man that line had me in stitches Troll 2 greatest unintentional comedy ever!!!
@rjd-kh8et
7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was an intentional joke.
@yatesy117
6 жыл бұрын
rjd1922 Have you not seen the documentary about this film? The director was Italian and had really broken English
I know claudio fragrasso was dead serious when making this movie and probably didnt care much about a comedic script but this has to be intentional wtf
@POOPGOD999
Жыл бұрын
@@yatesy117 thats fucking perfect
@vandangerousinc7001
7 жыл бұрын
You have 30 seconds. Ok, first let me stare at all of them and walk around the table.
@TampaAries
4 жыл бұрын
For 2 hours
@NICK33188
3 жыл бұрын
Felt like 1 min and 10 secs
@tikalthewhimsicott2736
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the time stop works like the one in JoJo?
@wingsofhope2
11 жыл бұрын
Good to know I wasn't the only person who thought the dad was going to piss on him.
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
I'm so lost here, why the heck would you think that?
@jameskiely8703
4 жыл бұрын
He was fiddling with his zipper on his trousers while standing over Joshua
@Dhakadice
3 жыл бұрын
@@dracocrusher Because he mentioned pissing right before looking like he was about to take off his pants? (This being a movie where eating humans qualifies as "vegetarian" as long as you transform them into green slime first)
@nobudgetproductions9987
2 жыл бұрын
I thought i was special
@harpseal9234
2 жыл бұрын
Whaaat ?! Lmao
@patricksad6903
11 жыл бұрын
LOL and when you see the guy messing with his belt, you'd think: 1) He's gonna whip the kid. 2) He's gonna piss on the kid. 3) He's gonna do something worse..... Pretty lame, Milhouse...
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
Wait, what was that second one???
@sylph8005
Жыл бұрын
@@dracocrusher Same thing the kid did to the food
@jonathanredford215
4 жыл бұрын
He could have easily thrown the food in the trash and dumped the drinks down the drain, but i applaud the absurd decision he made instead. It's part of what made troll 2, troll 2
@L4love00
13 жыл бұрын
"he's not a little shit, he's just sensitive." ohh. okay then.
@jxsilicon9
8 жыл бұрын
Who the hell goes on vacation and then starts eating green,moldy ass looking food that has been sitting there and you don't know who cooked it?
@punani_slayer4209
5 жыл бұрын
In their eyes wouldn't it have looked like the boy teleported from the window to the table pissing on their food?
@pjdougherty6442
2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend told me she let a friend of hers stay over for a bit because they had nowhere else to stay. She said she kicked them out for pissing in her sink and on her dishes. The first thing that popped into my mind was “You can’t piss on hospitality! I won’t allow it!!”
@DeathnoteBB
10 ай бұрын
Did you tell her they were just protecting her from trolls?
@bubbabiscuitcub
9 ай бұрын
Did you “OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG” them? 🤣
@pinecone9619
6 жыл бұрын
Looks like he's about to flog his son with his belt, "I'm just going to tighten my belt by *one* notch" That could have been so much darker
@Engeldemuerte
7 жыл бұрын
"What're you going to do to me daddy....?"
@hughjass8383
7 жыл бұрын
I thought the father was gonna pee on his son
@gemusemann5288
6 жыл бұрын
Hugh Jass me too
@SwordsmanMercenary
5 жыл бұрын
Thought he was getting an ass whooping
@snatcherofpeachs
5 жыл бұрын
Pomf
@crashtv5145
5 жыл бұрын
Make you suck on this dry
@Guigley
12 жыл бұрын
Man, I just love the beautiful, subtle musical score. It truly captures the quiet tension and suspense of the situation.
@RadekCrazy1
Жыл бұрын
THe most hilarious part about this is the fact that Grandpa stopped time so it was just a few seconds for the family. Imagine sitting at the table trying to enjoy your lunch and suddenly you son teleports on the chair and starts pissing on you and your food LMAO 😂😂🤣
@destinyawaitsx3
11 жыл бұрын
I thought the dad was gonna piss on him too LOL
@demon515
12 жыл бұрын
I named my best friend's toilet Hospitality so every time I go to his house I piss on Hospitality.
@bps3013
9 жыл бұрын
LOL at the kid's face as he walks around the table "I'm totally gonna piss all over this shit"
@DmitryKOmusic
4 жыл бұрын
I bet this is R. Kelly’s favorite scene of the movie
@theodorehodbor5080
7 жыл бұрын
"Son why did you piss all over our dinner?" "Because ghost-grandpa told me to or you'd all turn into plants." And that's how the kid ended up with belt marks on his ass.
@AGrayPhantom
6 жыл бұрын
So he couldn't simply throw all the food on the floor? He had to pee on it??
@TheFutureChannel123
6 жыл бұрын
Because movie
@TheWelchProductions
5 жыл бұрын
Because the movie is supposed to be hilariously stupid.
@guyblack172
4 жыл бұрын
LOL I thought the same...like damn just slap the food out their hands and rip the table cloth off wtf
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like your first thought would be like knock it out of their hands, scream at them to not eat it, try to knock it out of their hands in the stopped time, etc. But nope! It's the only way.
@wokejesus6501
3 жыл бұрын
They would try to five second rule it. I mean it's a whole ass dinner.
@tcplotts
Жыл бұрын
"you cant piss on hospitality. i won't allow it!" dammit, this moovie's genius.
@jacobharris8240
6 жыл бұрын
lol is it just me or is the kid the best actor out of all of them?
@christophercobb249
Жыл бұрын
He is
@endersdragon34
4 ай бұрын
I am not sure that is much of an accomplishment.
@crunchy8730
4 жыл бұрын
"what are you gonna do to me daddy?" *oh no*
@CosmicSponge2004
3 жыл бұрын
That Can Be A Useful Segway to VERY SUPER ULTRA WHOLESOME Anime
@ThomasHermJr
3 жыл бұрын
@@CosmicSponge2004 Not one of the mainstream ones, though. It'll be offbrand
@wpgme85
13 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this on VHS in the early 90's. Me and my brother were big fans of the original Troll, so we made sure to watch this one too. An early lesson in disappointment.
@shaymary5247
4 жыл бұрын
Same. I never finished watching the 2nd 1 tho. I've only seen 1, 2-3x, & 2 m, 1x, 1/2 way thru only.
@moodydude6790
2 жыл бұрын
So what was your first movie disappointment? Phantom Menace? Highlander 2? Neverending Story 2? ....Troll 2....
@katrinamack444
Жыл бұрын
@@moodydude6790grease 2
@Stephaniewashere
Жыл бұрын
@@katrinamack444 Grease 2 😂😂😂 the worst
@daftoptimist
4 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a pizza bar with a guy who introduced me to this movie, and for the rest of the time we worked there, this was like a call-back-and-forth joke for us: “You can’t piss on hospitality!” “I won’t allow it!”
@user-ep9fu2be4z
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaaa
@TheGoodChap
12 жыл бұрын
I like how from the parents perspective joshua is standing by the window and then suddenly hes standing on the table pissing all over them. Why did Grandpa pause time and make Joshua come up with an idea? Couldn't he think of something? Or he could have frozen time and walked over and taken the crap out of their hands... Favorite movie
@bubbabiscuitcub
9 ай бұрын
For that matter, he could have brought back some Golden Arches from the other side BORING
@thee-wastegamer4044
10 жыл бұрын
every dinner i have with my family i pee on their food because i cant let them eat apparently
@e84fresh
7 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how the names are on the bedroom doors 😂😂😂
@jerrypie2792
7 жыл бұрын
It's called hospitality.
@dementedvillian
Жыл бұрын
@@jerrypie2792 And you can’t piss on it.
@mike91mdk45
Жыл бұрын
I won't allow it!
@luddsen8314
5 жыл бұрын
*Grandpa* Okay... you have thirty seconds to come up with some way to stop them! *Walks around the table for more than thirty seconds*
@TampaAries
5 жыл бұрын
Grandpa: you have 30 seconds Joshua: walks around the table for an hour.
@NEpatriots88
4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to go get some food but now it’s past midnight and everything is closed because I’ve been watching Troll 2 clips all night. Going to have to tighten my belt by one loop so I don’t feel hunger pains.
@marioparot8336
7 жыл бұрын
"Believe it or not, this guy is not a professional actor"... I really believe it xD
@scillavanilla5356
3 жыл бұрын
“Joshua is not a little shit; he’s just very sensi-tive” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@vilentman111
4 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you, pissing on their food is a pretty ingenious way to stop them from eating it. To be fair I wouldn't have thought of that
@scottmatheson3346
2 жыл бұрын
you lack the right fetish
@endersdragon34
4 ай бұрын
But he has to hit all the table from that one spot.... That's gotta be hard.
@UltramanTiga96
7 жыл бұрын
If you have the power to stop time, why don't you have the power to show the family what is that thing that their eating?
@lizzychrome7630
7 жыл бұрын
Please, for the love of god, someone who is talented at impersonating voices-- I'd do it myself but I don't have the talent-- please, I want SOMEONE to dub this classic scene with Donald Duck's voice as Joshua and Mickey Mouse as the Dad. Picture it. Donald squawking "I must do it! I must do it!" And then squawking indistinguishably as Micky hauls him up the stairs. Mickey shouting in his jolly-leader voice, "You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!" PLEASE. Someone. Anyone who can do those two voices. I'd even consider paying you. You must do it. YOU MUST DO IT.
@omnicowdemon
6 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Chrome Micky's voice is easy. Donald's voice isn't. 😊
@aWildJellieAppeared
3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Donald saying “what are you gonna do to me daddy” would be hilarious
@videogamenostalgia
13 жыл бұрын
The twist to this movie should have been that it didn't matter if they'd eaten the food- the grandpa was just fucking with the kid and trolling him (hence the title of the movie)
@vidamusical1888
Жыл бұрын
The best actors ever they all deserve Oscars
@joesmith389
5 жыл бұрын
“You have 30 seconds to stop them!” -walks around for 5 min with a blank stare on his face.
@knightsonofjack
3 жыл бұрын
I have to say, the actors did a pretty good job holding still.
@benbaxter5000
4 жыл бұрын
I love this film (almost as much as the room) I love how creepy the Dad is. I love the Mum's weird eyes. I love the fly. I love the random popcorn scene. I love the Grandad. I love how the family are paused...but you can clearly see them moving!I love how the twig of a sister is throwing weights around for no reason at the beginning. I love the music. I love just how pointless it is.... Watch Troll 1 - the Dad's Harry Potter!!
@galaxiyamoon
2 жыл бұрын
I think the family, except the boy were all really troll disguise.
@jacobharris8240
6 жыл бұрын
30 seconds already went by wtf
@scottmatheson3346
2 жыл бұрын
i pissed on hospitality ... now daddy's going to piss on me ... OH MY GOOOOD!
@izzym5165
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been starving myself since before you were born!!!
@ZombieBiohazard
Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe my parents and brother put up with me thinking this was cinematic gold when I was 8.
@novelaego2404
10 ай бұрын
but it is
@jonlohrenz5446
4 жыл бұрын
This movie really makes you appreciate all the other movies with good acting
@guitarmanplayzloud936
6 жыл бұрын
Best movie ever made. This piece of art is timeless and extraordinary lol. “What are you going to do to me daddy”?!
@ChrisRedmanMVP
11 жыл бұрын
it's crazy at just how bad he misreads that whole situation
@shanebolyard6785
7 жыл бұрын
grandpa seth gave extra time. dude had enough time to cook a new meal instead
@BreadApologist
4 жыл бұрын
I guess the Grandfather learned about time from Lord Freiza, cause those 30 seconds sure seemed to last longer than they should have.
@fiemouse
4 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought it was an advertisement for Chicken Tonight. It certainly took a different direction.
@workingman9019
4 жыл бұрын
WOW SUCH GREAT PARENTING! YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY! LOL
@mathematicalcowboy3166
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that 80s synth background music
@CloudStrifeWon
11 жыл бұрын
The longest 30 seconds ever........
@xperte85
4 жыл бұрын
What a noble grandfather! 30 seconds for rescuing the family!
@kianna4415
7 жыл бұрын
0:51 Dat face
@bioniclohan7291
6 жыл бұрын
Freeia Bree 😂😂😂
@QuarantineDreams
4 жыл бұрын
Looks like Lindsay Lohan
@DCI-Frank-Burnside
3 жыл бұрын
Dad seems to be suggesting he grew up in Depression era America like some Steinbeck character, despite only being in his late thirties.
@OGMudbum
11 жыл бұрын
Wow, the kid could've just removed the food from their hands and table....instead of pissing on it. :P
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
It was the only way.
@linksfraulein2242
10 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would tightening your belt prevent you from feeling hunger?
@NICK33188
9 жыл бұрын
I asked myself the same thing lol
@lizzychrome7630
7 жыл бұрын
How the hell was that freeze-scene only 30 seconds?
@williamjameslehy1341
6 жыл бұрын
Troll 2 said it's so, which makes it so. It supersedes reality when there's a question of canonicity.
@patrickdumas224
6 жыл бұрын
I never understood the meaning of it either
@milky3044
6 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to pee on the kid
@8bitdiedie
7 жыл бұрын
0:47 ZA WARUDO!!!!
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if Dio used his timestop to just go around peeing on people's food? "Tell me, Jotaro... how many piss droplets can you dodge in the stopped time? 10? 20, perhaps? Lets find out!"
@QwertyUiop-bs2zr
3 жыл бұрын
The kid has a powerful stand
@Nuberax
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, daddy, what ARE you going to do to me?
@chaddeez8446
7 жыл бұрын
I live for moments like these.
@PastramiXXX
12 жыл бұрын
hunger pangs
@MicahBuzanMUSIC
Жыл бұрын
The camera zooms are what make this movie a 10/10.
@DOI_ARTS
Жыл бұрын
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me, OMG!!!!" 😂😂😂
@yayawong379
7 жыл бұрын
This is the original #mannequinchallenge
@user-uw1er9fg7p
Ай бұрын
Not the Worst Film Ever, that would go to the Room and Manos, the Hands of Fate. "You Can't Piss on Hospitality." is a hilarious, smart and quotable quote.
@funnychoob
11 жыл бұрын
You have thirty seconds to stop them. 2 minutes pass
@Xport9
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus. That pep-talk from the dad is fucking sublime.
@JabbaDaHuttX7
12 жыл бұрын
Thirty seconds? That's... like, over a minute.
@richd506
13 жыл бұрын
Besides the fact that this was obviously longer than 30 seconds, I have to ask. If Grandpa Seth has the universal power of stopping time, you'd think he'd be able to destroy the trolls in the first place. Just sayin'
@wormskull2454
3 жыл бұрын
“Okay I should have enough time to just grab all the food & throw it out the window....” ZZZZZIP
@chrisgriffin7357
Жыл бұрын
"Grandpa, can you freeze time for me to piss on their food then?" "No, it doesn't really matter, just stand up and piss on it as is" "Grandpa?"
@J-RS21
2 жыл бұрын
Grandpa: you could just flip the table
@pokemanny6358
7 ай бұрын
I dont know if any one will relate but this movie SCARED THE CRAP out of me as a child. I was afraid of to go into the woods because i believed in these trolls and the witch. The trolls their masks scared me beyond belief when i was young child
@dariawells7438
7 жыл бұрын
Who knew this kid would go on to direct movies I just watched?
@GoIdenbaum
8 жыл бұрын
Sure took his sweet time.
@lolo2556
11 жыл бұрын
that little boy needs to stop smoking pcp
@downsouth420
5 жыл бұрын
He gets 30 seconds... and spends over a minute just staring at them.
@lucianene7741
Жыл бұрын
I love these 80's-90's small budget cult movies. Especially when they can be watched online for free.
@REALmikegordan
13 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes. I guess either nobody wants to piss on hospitality or NOBODY WILL ALLOW IT!"
@JakeDaSnake54
3 ай бұрын
Those three had their mouths open, ready to take a bite (or sip in Michael’s case), and Joshua was determined to pee on everything to make sure they wouldn’t eat it. Guess they all got golden showers 😂
@thee-wastegamer4044
8 жыл бұрын
2:50 LMAO THE WORD VACATION WAS AD-LIBBED IN DURING EDITING. YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
@gemusemann5288
6 жыл бұрын
CNVASHOME actually 2:49
@ytmndan
6 жыл бұрын
2:48 for the whole word and a necessary context.
@robfinlay8058
3 жыл бұрын
Originally he said "holiday" as the Italian scriptwriters were more familiar with British English than American English.
@h3ll0gudbye
12 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud right now - I'm watching this in my uni computer lab lol.
@alec57
9 ай бұрын
"Don't hit him Michael! Please don't hit him!"....... goes back to doing the dishes. Perfect rendition of a 60's-70s housewife who turns a blind eye though. So bravo I suppose.
@jmwestful
8 жыл бұрын
I find this rather humourous because my father's name is Michael and my name is Joshua...
@linksfraulein2242
8 жыл бұрын
+Josh West Has he ever told you not to piss on hospitality? :)
@zombienattalee
3 жыл бұрын
Love how there still moving as he spends over 30 seconds walking around them before peeing lol!
@Kiido11
3 жыл бұрын
0:47 The mom doesn't freeze at the same time as the other 2 lol
@camtheman3x6
4 жыл бұрын
ive never seen this movie, did not expect such meta humour hahaha
@noonehere4332
4 жыл бұрын
Dad: *Looks like hes about to piss on him too or beat him with the belt Joshua: “what are you gonna do daddy?” Dad: “Tightening my belt.”
@insertusernamehere8575
3 жыл бұрын
This movie is a gold mine of memes
@scottmatheson3346
2 жыл бұрын
underrated: the mom making excuses for her son's atrocious behavior
@tobe1207
Жыл бұрын
He pulled a Chrisley knows best
@SpoonsForks
12 жыл бұрын
such amazing acting. tell me again why this wasn't up for grammies?
@CarlOlav
4 жыл бұрын
Again, grammy is a musical accolade. But as to why it didn't recieve a few Oscar nominations, I cannot fathom.
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