6:39 New York's worst police officer redeems himself by transforming into a surface-to-air missile. (2005, colorized.)
@viziotvremote6415
4 жыл бұрын
upvoted
@GrandMarshalGarithos
4 жыл бұрын
That sounds really boring.
@TheSwordsman
6 жыл бұрын
"I need a vacation" *walks into pole* "and a man to pay for it" *phases through a window*
@chungus7244
6 жыл бұрын
"Ok bye"
@indiomoustafa2047
6 жыл бұрын
This is why women are so confusing.
@richcarp8403
5 жыл бұрын
She’s a ghost
@JakeSteam
4 жыл бұрын
10:52
@wormwh0re
2 жыл бұрын
When I read this I was really hoping Jerma was going to be the one who said it
@kev2525
4 жыл бұрын
3:35 we can only hope that it was the cop that said “feet don’t fail me now.”
@gravenightghoul
6 жыл бұрын
gremiln's 3 has been sadly cancelled after a mad man ran into the studio screaming that he didn't get the part, he then unleashed several crates of rats out onto the set. "they ate everything," says Alice Cooper who was preparing for his role as 'famous guy that dies' #4 "they even ate my hair! i'm bald now, i'm pretty sure he taught them to do that." no one could get a good look at whoever that insane man was, all we know as of late is that he was too compact to climb into an average size car. he had to climb into a small 'clownish' Toyota to make his escape. police are still on the look out for this weirdo.
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
High quality
@sircloaker
6 жыл бұрын
GRAVEYARD Underrated comment
@jackriley6936
6 жыл бұрын
*sex weirdo
@remixsparten98
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the person who bumped a biker, only to watch him fly 100 ft in the air and then explode.
@Guts_Brando
Жыл бұрын
I would probably uncontrollably burst into laughter
@odyssey9755
6 жыл бұрын
6:42 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life. My throat burns from laughing so hard.
@MyouKyuubi
5 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure it was the same for Jerma. xD
@nerochromatic
4 жыл бұрын
The faint *WAIT HWUT?!* sub sound made it better
@MemeZauce
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to true crime physics 😂. If only more youtubers played this masterpiece glitchfest
@fAKSDFKamsdf
4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I would die laughing every time I saw that part. I came back to it today hoping to laugh and I'm unable to now ):
@Mark3MSK
6 жыл бұрын
*BOSTONIAN DRIVES THROUGH TRAFFIC AT 9 PM*
@StarDustTF2
6 жыл бұрын
*short
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
Jerma's not tall enough to drive, this can only be a fantasy. He would have to use those box things like midgets use.
@bostonian4650
4 жыл бұрын
Kazerz I do it every day
@toastedghost8971
4 жыл бұрын
on a friday night forget it youre better off driving in New York bc those Boston streets are designed like a funhouse mirror
@bostonian4650
4 жыл бұрын
Veggie that’s true
@squishybrick
6 жыл бұрын
I have an experience with this game that must be shared.. I was wandering around, just being an asshole for fun, when I saw a parked cop car with a cop still in it. I wanted him out of the car, so I flashed my badge at him, he didn't respond. So I started hitting the car.. He didn't do anything. So I shot at the car. He did nothing. So then I shot AT HIM in the car, still nothing.. Finally, I threw him out of the car, and he just starts casually walking away. As he's walking away, out of the alley, I go into bullet-time and shoot him in the head, and I swear to god, next thing he does, while he's still walking while the cloud of blood appears over his head, is click his radio and say "Gonna need to send someone down here to clean up this mess..", half a second before he actually died. He never shot me, he never warned me, and he even smoothly called an ambulance for his own corpse right before he died. This one goes out to you, the coolest cop in the world.
@RockEsper
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this actually made me laugh out loud.
@MemeZauce
4 жыл бұрын
Still funny a year later 😂
@hanburbger7782
4 жыл бұрын
real pog
@GreenEyedDazzler
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to tell this boring ass story irl
@clairejobs8429
3 жыл бұрын
@@GreenEyedDazzler why are you a meanie
@ParabolaTool
6 жыл бұрын
>is New York really this dirty? Yes >are these directions telling me where to go? Nearly every street in NYC is a one way and it's telling you which direction they are... which seems like a trivial detail in a video game where you're gonna drive and completely disregard all traffic laws
@UndeadGary
4 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly isn't there segments where it actually wants you to follow normal driving laws? I think it was this on but I could be wrong. All I remember is I hated it.
@gordonf5553
4 жыл бұрын
Sim city city: the city
@NobleWish
6 жыл бұрын
*FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW*
@beef5able
6 жыл бұрын
*takes off at fucking light speed*
@user-ws6qt8vl1j
6 жыл бұрын
F E E T D O N T F A I L M E N O W
@britneyspheres7yearsago11
6 жыл бұрын
Arms won’t let you down Wash away the sin
@davidjames4890
6 жыл бұрын
One nation under a groove
@brokenbox3170
5 жыл бұрын
Do what you gotta do or do it noww
@TreeBeardNero
4 жыл бұрын
@@brokenbox3170 go and find yourself another slave
@deelan8664
4 жыл бұрын
@@brokenbox3170 i need a saga
@LordEptar
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to know that Jerma had an extremely successful acting career when he was just a man in his 20s, co-starring in what is arguably the magnum opus of film making, Gremlins 2.
@somerandomname3124
6 жыл бұрын
*IT'S A SERIAL R A P I S T*
@eden2102
6 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest videos on the channel so far
@somerandomname3124
6 жыл бұрын
5:53 *Officer Jerma, now enraged and confused began gunning down and beating civilians nearby after being pepper sprayed by a woman and gets into a fight with a woman before crashing into a car and dying.*
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
now enraged and sweating profusely*
@Heavysweating
6 жыл бұрын
* ..fight with a woman before getting lauched into the space
@ZeGermanFox
6 жыл бұрын
*I’M A GOOD COP!*
@crussteasock4047
3 жыл бұрын
@@Heavysweating "into the space"
@ArbyFoxxo
5 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "I'm trying to be a good police officer for crying out loud" *Wiggles the bike as he drives off *GETS HIS BY A CAR AND GETS FUCKING YEETED* That part absolutely broke me
@pistolmoth4198
6 жыл бұрын
Legends tell that if one feeds a jerma after midnight he developes irritable bowel syndrome
@h0verman
6 жыл бұрын
and ligma lmao like if you agree
@ConSolo29
6 жыл бұрын
@@h0verman god i wish a comment having too many downvotes still hid it
@h0verman
6 жыл бұрын
im so sorry
@258thHiGuy
6 жыл бұрын
Irritable contract worker
@guessingguy7865
6 жыл бұрын
It's always after midnight
@Necromantra
6 жыл бұрын
2 people on a bike means it goes twice as fast
@fairdot
6 жыл бұрын
gremlins 2 character had a respectable career tho
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
Officer Jex would go on to lead a great career as a Congressman and Razer products shill. He earned millions promoting that octopus game that one time.
@MagellanLife
3 жыл бұрын
why does Jerma always seem to find the *void* in games so easily
@UniverseOfDreams
2 жыл бұрын
He just does weird shit
@xk_monster
2 жыл бұрын
That’s his point of origin
@neondreams0514
2 жыл бұрын
He just knows how to find the best content
@nilsledin8188
6 жыл бұрын
Finally a follow-up to grab that grotto 5!
@ChemicalKittenz
3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Jerma shout "DON'T KILL, ARREST!" is almost surreal
@lifelesshawk5725
6 жыл бұрын
6:39 This is the reason you watch this video!
@Kilesfactor
6 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did that even happen xD
@23randomuser
6 жыл бұрын
WHEEEEEEEEZE
@abobobini
6 жыл бұрын
already knew what part of the video this timestamp lead to before I checked
@crussteasock4047
3 жыл бұрын
Speak for urself. I'm here for "Put it down! Put it down!! Put him down!"
@MisterSpinalzo
6 жыл бұрын
"I need a vacation, badly..." "Yes, you do." "...and I need a man to pay for it." "Okay, Bye!"
@apollo_gen
10 ай бұрын
15:05 - 15:42 the stupid sound of the cars colliding repeating over and over, the cars and people flying everywhere, i'm crying
@TheNobod3
4 жыл бұрын
picked a hell of a time to recommend this to me youtube
@StankFrengus
3 жыл бұрын
why was it a hell of a time? we're you recently arrested at the time this was recommended?
@RingTeam
3 жыл бұрын
@@StankFrengus I'm pretty sure he was talking about the death of George Floyd and how millions of people reacted to it.
@StankFrengus
3 жыл бұрын
@@RingTeam I didn't know when that had happened, and I didn't know when this video was uploaded so I didn't put 2 and 2 together, thanks for explaining
@Bale4Bond
2 жыл бұрын
yawn
@rats335
2 жыл бұрын
*average acab supporter*
@adrianebayaras3985
2 жыл бұрын
Me: Coming back to Jerma to see how much he's changed from his tf2 days *" I figured out who I look like... you've seen Gremlins 2?"* Me: He hasn't changed one bit.
@BettersonMcgee
6 жыл бұрын
Jex was found dead in his hotel room in Miami
@MyHungryWidow
6 жыл бұрын
End Of Jerma985: Evangelion
@usernameidontknow4319
3 жыл бұрын
Saaa-
@Cow80y
3 жыл бұрын
Jermangelion
@bigshlonk6496
3 жыл бұрын
Shpee impact
@swineflu6523
3 жыл бұрын
12:03 "Change da world...my final message...GOODBYE"
@theleft4dead2tank5
3 жыл бұрын
“I need a vacation and a man to pay for it.” Proceeds to walk into a wall
@glopsnopper3806
6 жыл бұрын
Jerma is gone till next week so that means we can smoke in chat and he won't notice. Anyone fancy a cig??
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
Smoking will stunt your growth, it is bad for u
@glopsnopper3806
6 жыл бұрын
iBasheveryone lol okay u frickin nerd!
@gordonf5553
4 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer to stick cigarettes up my dick
@rw5367
3 жыл бұрын
#PasstheBoof
@BeanieBiker
6 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed to the point of tears from this I love jerma
@danieljax-6853
2 жыл бұрын
9:05 "pff new york police" *runs into a car* Absolutely golden
@mickmick3518
6 жыл бұрын
6:40 Ladies and Gentlemen I am proud to present, the human fire work!
@MemeZauce
5 жыл бұрын
Searched up true crime nyc and saw your vids. You earned a sub for making me cry of laughter
@bruisedbug
Жыл бұрын
Just imagining a cop running around beating people up and killing screaming "ARREST THIS GUY", and "IM ARRESTING YOU" over and over
@yunivursexe7634
2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe he brought up gremlins 2 in the first twenty seconds and then did a whole bit based around it. This man has a little wrinkle in his brain made purely out of gremlins 2 memories fr
@_.-.
6 жыл бұрын
0:36 Speaking of lookalikes, in Vampire the masquerade, there's this generic NPC face recycled throughout the game that resembles Jerma a lot.
@futsurepolaris6304
2 жыл бұрын
I just started playing that a bit ago, it’s fun.
@MarshalHopalop
6 жыл бұрын
This is one of those games where the entire feeling of it can be succinctly summed up with the sound of a man screaming at the top of his lungs in abject fear and confusion for several hours.
@trashrabbit69
6 жыл бұрын
"Ooo Ooo What?" should be Jermoemoefomaa's new sub sound
@torandreflo
6 жыл бұрын
This takes me back to Jerma & Ster playing gta 4, good times *truck horn intensifies*
@scythe13-13
3 жыл бұрын
I died when the motocycle flew
@BananaPhoPhilly
3 жыл бұрын
So did Jerma lol
@distilledbrainstem7364
6 жыл бұрын
Guy: I SURRENDU- *gets shot* Jex: YEAH YA DO
@JackFroster
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit when that fucking car hits Jerma into space I lost it.
@iDEaXANA
6 жыл бұрын
15:20 was a perfect time to bring back the sneeze joke from that taxi game jerma played. Thoroughly disappointed In u jex
@Dontrel3030
6 жыл бұрын
He just reference Gremlins 2 last stream too lmao
@TemmiePlays
6 жыл бұрын
he references it all the time lol
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
They say if you put a jerma in water, he shrinks
@kerarri158
6 жыл бұрын
jerma is actually working on Gremlins The Third
@Fallout3rules
6 жыл бұрын
I’d never see the day that Jerma would have an Evangelion reference in one of his videos.... Even if it’s just the ED. Gods be praised
@yup9918
6 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if during the gremlin video jerma was trying to act like the guy, or the gremlin
@mustardorb8867
6 жыл бұрын
“I need to go a thousand miles into Thomas Jefferson” I swear I love this man😂
@DrunkenCoward1
6 жыл бұрын
Jerma fuckin' surprises me with those intros all the time. If there's one thing I didn't expect a video game streamer to use in an intro, it's probably The Producers.
@shallowgod5539
6 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck was that outro the Evangelion version? Nice
@quadrillion92
6 жыл бұрын
i fucking screamed
@15MinuteUpload
6 жыл бұрын
It all comes jumbling down, jumbling down, jumbling down...
@anentiresleeveoforeos2087
6 жыл бұрын
i almost threw up at 6:40 oh my god
@nopetest7777
6 жыл бұрын
*Jex is BACK* with more action, drama, and reckless civilian smackdowns
@trevkr1421
6 жыл бұрын
It's not police brutality if he's a serial rapist
@KitKat_293
Жыл бұрын
actually kind of based moment "i surrender" "yeah, you do"
@daniellespencer5003
Жыл бұрын
Jerma: “is New York dirty?” Me a New Yorker: *thinks* wow those streets look so clean 🫣🫠
@guardianhirro
3 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know officer jerma is out there keeping the streets safe from everything but himself
@Natsuki_Kat
7 ай бұрын
11:05 "this guys making fires" *gets lit on fire, proceeds to do nothing about it
@Flutter8utter
6 жыл бұрын
6:39 You're welcome
@Hol-Horse
6 жыл бұрын
How the hell does a game about a police officer glitch so bad that you end up above the sun and below the moon?
@amosvideojournals9589
6 жыл бұрын
Legend is Mr.Clamp is one of the first incarnations of Jerma... After being in Gremlins 2 he used his fortune to create clones of himself in order to achieve immortality.
@CherryNobody
6 жыл бұрын
Local police officer beats woman, steals a limo, becomes the universe.
@MickPost
6 жыл бұрын
7:10 you can't tell me that's not Billy Rae Cyrus
@CreeperPuncher76901
6 жыл бұрын
12:04 "Jerma, I don't feel so good..."
@VOID_PLEX
2 жыл бұрын
6:41 I'm crying laughing That is the most exaggerated car crash ever
@Speknoz
6 жыл бұрын
You waited until the perp surrendered before shooting him. I thought that was the very definition of a good cop!
@crab2934
Жыл бұрын
7:01 favorite moment
@118Combination
6 жыл бұрын
6:42 made me cry-laugh.
@XMiltoniusXLIVE
3 жыл бұрын
I'm telling my kids this was Cyberpunk 2077.
@CheesinIndian
2 ай бұрын
My fav thing is hearing tons of clacks and clicks of jermas keyboard and mouse as absolute nonsensical janky chaos occurs on screen.
@archonsouthpaw8690
6 жыл бұрын
6:33 the instant karma RIP me
@258thHiGuy
6 жыл бұрын
I surrender!! *bang* *"YEAH, YOU DO"*
@pidge3807
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the most accurate simulator of police I've ever seen
@rats335
2 жыл бұрын
respect the police
@sausage4049
6 жыл бұрын
Jerma is a epic gamer
@shnorbles
3 жыл бұрын
FEET DONT FAIL ME NOW *runs away at mach 3*
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
6 жыл бұрын
Looks like Jerma committed the True Crime of bad internet
@asafbennatan1397
6 жыл бұрын
Hugh Hugh I need a vacation Bradly, and you will pay for it. /walks through the wall/
@SamFreelancePolice
6 жыл бұрын
"Open up or l'll fuck you up!" -US Police
@Dxpress_
6 жыл бұрын
16:50 Jerma returns to the ghost world from GTA.
@fgfh10004
6 жыл бұрын
6:40 holy shit the first time I've seen something on this channel I already saw on stream
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
Oh shieet, that guy subscribed for 3 months
@bitchtitchs
4 жыл бұрын
Local streamer realizes his 50 year old self developed time travel technology and stars in his own favorite movie
@cabwaylingo_
2 жыл бұрын
13:06 holy shit that is so ominous
@killer900rocks
6 жыл бұрын
to be fair jerma, youre slightly more ripped than the guy from Gremlins 2. keep it up, im proud of ya.
@ZeGermanFox
6 жыл бұрын
16:50 *IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN*
@Microwave_Succubus
6 жыл бұрын
Unable to play the game further, Jerma starts the Third Impact
@sleepynovel
6 жыл бұрын
immediately liked for the Evangelion ending
@chancethefapper4528
2 жыл бұрын
00:20 That John Glover comparison cuts deep
@dharmachrist7912
2 жыл бұрын
don't mind me, just setting a reminder that the firework is at 6:30 haha
@weeballsbigpenis4114
4 жыл бұрын
*minor dispute* ends up in mass casualties
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
Me watching him trying to capture a suspect: How much is this like pokemon? Sees a fire type. Yes.
@iBasheveryone
6 жыл бұрын
14:38 "You've locked eyes with me, you have to fight me."
@joshuavillagomez8369
6 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this game and responding to a robbery in a mid end clothes store. The guy was robbing the store with a flame thrower. Why with a flamethrower?!?!? Its cost more money to use that thing than the actually robbing! But luckily I got his ass before he can take the whole 100 dollars outta of the cash register
@KyleDevy
3 жыл бұрын
The actor you're talking about also plays in smallville and the first robocop film
@TheDisarminghinkle
6 жыл бұрын
No seriously, why is there THIS much garbage!? Is there a hurricane going on!?
@theonewhoneversleep
6 жыл бұрын
People with the height of Jerman shouldn't be allowed to drive motorcycles. They don't reach the pedals of see over the handle
@mustardorb8867
3 жыл бұрын
IVE JUST REALIZED HE IS WEARING DR. PEPPER SHIRT! THIS MAN IS TO POWERFUL
@lewisjones284
3 жыл бұрын
The Neon Genesis Evangelion outro was the cherry on top
@TmSh212
Жыл бұрын
8:05 based cop
@danmiller7649
6 жыл бұрын
4:04 this person trying to get that insurance money.
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