Meanwhile others are in jail for weed in different states. Sad
@nerfherder4284
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, those other states should wake the f up. Weed is Washington state's #3 agricultural product.
@greeneyedlady5580
Жыл бұрын
@@SassyPieHole999 It isn't just sad, it's ridiculous.
@stc3145
Жыл бұрын
Use your brain and dont use drugs. Only the weak and idiots use drugs
@zazatv6822
Жыл бұрын
I live weed smoker
@phdonme1
Жыл бұрын
Well somebody's always going to be on that in between. Of everything in life. Definitely sucks but it's on its way to not being illegal anymore. Next we need to get rid of all the billionaires.
@Flaming360Spider
Жыл бұрын
The first guy got screwed no weed and got bubble wrap as a gift 😂
@VicariousAquarius
Жыл бұрын
Kimmel is my go-to whenever I need a laugh.
@abrahamrivera1991
Жыл бұрын
Damn that’s sad
@coloradocitizen6478
Жыл бұрын
Agreed about the documents and why is the media not mentioning what utter crap it is that he wouldn't have any idea someone was coming or who they were when he has secret service detail! Everyone that comes anywhere near him is checked out. Period. The amount of people that believe him is astonishing. I am not shocked and disgusted as usual.
@ThomasElliott-yb8gy
Жыл бұрын
don't be shocked, the people that still worship will never admit that they were conned. Then they would show how stupid they are.
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
Жыл бұрын
He and they knew exactly who was coming to dinner.
@frankhirner5503
Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, he lives in your head. Dummy
@gmacka6333
Жыл бұрын
Of course he knows who Fuentes is. I can only imagine what the conversation around the dinner table was about. To be a fly on the wall, lol......(with a recording device)
@normacolon9618
Жыл бұрын
I.think he pinned it on kanye, when he invited.duentes himself..he wants to gather his group,.he is planning something.
@jrgonzalez5781
Жыл бұрын
I love your show you always keep it a 100.. You got him on On that West being antismetic and he still let him in..
@erinsmith7468
Жыл бұрын
Marijuana drive thru was hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣💙💙🐾
@rudyrich5098
Жыл бұрын
When he said where do clowns come from? I was like 👀 Stop playing 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@enzoitgoes8335
Жыл бұрын
Truth is easy. Only cowards and bad guys fear truth.
@yup_im_tiff
Жыл бұрын
They are better because I always forget to move the Elf 😫
@thomasmcnamara2309
Жыл бұрын
My daughter lives in the Doobie Brothers house which they put it on their first album cover!
@RandallFlagg87
Жыл бұрын
Tripping over the teleprompter hard today
@Dan-nt2yb
Жыл бұрын
“The 2nd time in a year that a fungus had to be removed from the White House”. Bravo to that writer.👏🏼😄
@MK-su6eg
Жыл бұрын
As pops would say, at ease, disease, there's fungus among US. and. ..... kiss my wrist,,,!!
@Dan-nt2yb
Жыл бұрын
@@MK-su6eg …😄👍🏾
@wisdomprepper
Жыл бұрын
It was good but I saw it coming a mile away. lol
@BM-ur4je
Жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY... although I'm inclined to call it "parasite"....instead
@EvanMoon
Жыл бұрын
Deep truth
@fluffy2517
Жыл бұрын
God bless joe 😊keep him safe and in good health for us
@michaelmiami
Жыл бұрын
The best thing Biden has done is stopping Carter from being the worse president of the last 50 years. Thanks Joe!
@louiseasmith1336
Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@truthhurts3524
Жыл бұрын
“Everyone’s been doing things for me” Yea, like raising the kids you don’t acknowledge!
@greeneyedlady5580
Жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@kenrickeason
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious but that's a fact..
@erickborling1302
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Now enough of this buffoon already. How ANY person allow their personality to be defined by and reinforce a negative stereotype is beyond me.
@Ragesomethingidk
Жыл бұрын
Your Name ist very fiting. 😉
@williamgreenfield9991
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations for the savage and oh-so-well-deserved take down.
@AutoDIY
Жыл бұрын
I hate that we ever paid for Mike’s gas
@vic.blaine
Жыл бұрын
Mike's family owned a chain of gas stations in Indiana, Kentucky and Illinois, Keil Brothers Oil Company. They went bust in 2004, and left behind "85 contaminated sites across the three states, including underground tanks that leaked toxic chemicals into soil, streams and wells." So not only did Mike's family make plenty of money selling people gas, they left taxpayers holding the bag and paying to clean it all up. [full story, see Esquire, Charles P. Pierce, July 19, 2018]
@stephenmorton8017
Жыл бұрын
@@vic.blaine yea, that's a great example of Mike's civic responsibility. it's clear to me that the petrol companies feel free to gouge in democratic administrations. it's a win/win to make the dems look bad and then loosen restrictions when their boys get back in. the public is made to think the president controls the magic price lever.
@paulbaker847
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't his car.
@Repdem
Жыл бұрын
@@vic.blaine I always really disliked the guy, starting with that
@sjelliott6660
Жыл бұрын
You voted for him.
@wirelesmike73
Жыл бұрын
That drive-through is more clean and professional than 99.99% of the fast-food drive-throughs in this country. Veronica seems like a real sweetheart. If I lived there, I'd be happy to see her face at that window, too. Legalization across the Nation! Let's go, Dark Brandon!!! 🤣 Get it done!!! 😃
@brittneyhorsley4047
Жыл бұрын
It's really a top notch dispensary.. the smoke lounge is cool too
@vonswaego
Жыл бұрын
Veronika is one of my oldest friends. She’s a delight.
@trutymeproductions5478
Жыл бұрын
Her smile is infectious.....I wanna go there just to see it in person
@CalSharp
Жыл бұрын
That fungus joke was killer.
@abrahamrivera1991
Жыл бұрын
He’s cringe
@jakep9610
Жыл бұрын
Vote Warnock for senate, Georgia 💙
@DippyHippie
Жыл бұрын
💙
@annjohnson8437
Жыл бұрын
Yes, please!!! 💙
@commonsense571
Жыл бұрын
💙💙💙🙏
@growtechsystems6528
Жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Let’s vote Marxism and socialism . I’m so excited that the government will control my life and spend all my money
@tdrc3244
Жыл бұрын
Hershel Walker ❤
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap! He finally has to release his taxes! We might finally get to find out whether he wrote Erick off as a loss!
@coloradocitizen6478
Жыл бұрын
Funny!
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
What a bunch of nosy people why don't you worry about yourself damn
@marionoz9980
Жыл бұрын
Yeah A total loss!!
@RobertBreckenridge13
Жыл бұрын
Republicans will still defend him come Jan. They should really just cut bait, throw him into the cement mixer, and pivot away from extremism. But that will piss off their meager base.
@ianbrink9962
Жыл бұрын
The pot shop bit reminds me of when my Dad and I would watch Letterman and he would always check in on Rupert Jee of the Hello Deli, I hope it becomes a regular thing 💚
@greeneyedlady5580
Жыл бұрын
I miss Rupert!
@internetstress
Жыл бұрын
This show will never be great like Letterman don't even compare the two.
@greeneyedlady5580
Жыл бұрын
@@internetstress Letterman was good, but he also had some incredibly lame bits.
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
This show could be the catalyst that changes the world if they would do a segment on the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* that encouraged Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country during World War II. The video is online at an official .gov link from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990 after 45 years of being buried under mountains of drug war lies.
@rosesmith6925
Жыл бұрын
You know damn well 10 mins of talking with Fuentes tells you exactly who he is. Plus his vice prez nominee MTG just went through the same thing last year. "I didn't know him" is BS.
@julieutley2073
Жыл бұрын
Seriously. Wasn't trump Sr. A Klan member?
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
Fuentes is disgusting period 🤢
@mikehersh6192
Жыл бұрын
We gotta get the Bullshit before they get more security 😲😵🎄
@Thatdudewiththedogs
Жыл бұрын
It’s funny to me that all of these normie NPC people are now clued into who Fuentes is 😂
@HannibalOrJustRex
Жыл бұрын
@@Thatdudewiththedogs I almost envy anyone who hasn't known who he is for the past several years. I remember him on Twitter arguing that the age of consent is too high a while back. Weird creepy guy. It does for some reason seem like a somewhat common complaint for people of his ilk though.
@justmyopinion9959
Жыл бұрын
Thats not Herschel Walker. It is Eddie Murphy doing his Buckwheat character from SNL and that is OTAY
@matchesmalone79
Жыл бұрын
Haha gold!
@cherylleech785
Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾✔️
@theheyseed
Жыл бұрын
That was a long walk to Pence's play list, but I almost spit out my beer. :-)
@eyeruhl74
Жыл бұрын
Same
@matthewconrad2908
Жыл бұрын
Was it an orange squirrel of spit or just spittle from the dance marathon where we first heard of Trump and knew everyone left without us...and followed "the hunginsratler" a rattlesnake with orange froth on his lips
@matthewconrad2908
Жыл бұрын
Use this same orange swamp algae or scum to wash or shine your car it is long lasting like petrified wood from the ice age or his wife's hair
@mikeoxbig7931
Жыл бұрын
The longest audit since time immemorial is finally over.
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
Lol yes 😄
@Cheyslaaa.
Жыл бұрын
Haha!
@oldrrocr
Жыл бұрын
and we've just started...
@seanscanlon9067
Жыл бұрын
Billy Joel is on Donald Trump's playlist too......The Longest Time.
@RobertBreckenridge13
Жыл бұрын
I hope they can do something with the taxes before Repugs get control of the House in January, and block/stall any efforts.
@johnyu1750
Жыл бұрын
So doofus Don said he didn’t know Nick Fuentes? He said afterwords; “ this guy really gets me. He really gets me!” This time it’s guilt by association.
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
Blah blah blah get your own life worrying about other people what's the matter with you I assume you're a grown up act like it
@Crazycatlady71
Жыл бұрын
He gets him because 45 is no different than Fuentes. Of course, he knows ole buddy Nick! 45 has lied all his life and he's still not good at it!
@MrStaybrown
Жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to have dinner with him. Kanye and Fuentes are the bottom of the list. .Donald is only looking for more associates to throw under the bus.
@trill2527
Жыл бұрын
You wish.
@johnyu1750
Жыл бұрын
@@MrStaybrown along with a dinner invitation you also get a subpoena
@therelaxationstation5258
Жыл бұрын
They need 30 yrs of tax returns ..
@fpiedade9451
Жыл бұрын
Exactly Exactly !! Investigation on tax return of all presidents before Trump To ! Americans don’t like Discrimination !
@jeanponce2017
Жыл бұрын
@@fpiedade9451 For what none of them hid their return so what's to investigate? Nobody ever ran for president because they were trying to avoid tax evasion charges not counting fraud and money laundering.
@BurtTurbo
Жыл бұрын
@@fpiedade9451 Trump's the only president to hide his tax returns.
@fpiedade9451
Жыл бұрын
@@BurtTurbo how you Know that ??????
@fpiedade9451
Жыл бұрын
@@BurtTurbo investigation on some Laptop’s 💻 to
@robdog2231
Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend and I attended the show, thank you Jimmy and crew we had a blast!
@jimfoster9964
Жыл бұрын
wow... just announce your an idiot. bizarre
@richpiana6930
Жыл бұрын
How much did they pay you to attend his show? i have heard the audience is told when to laugh. American "comedy" is so lame, because they can't keep politic out of the show.
@dmercury292
Жыл бұрын
@@richpiana6930 👈🏻❄️🐑thanks for watching.
@papabear3488
Жыл бұрын
@@richpiana6930 the republicans don't have a sense of humor anyway so no real big loss too us anyhow...
@jefe2098
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't walk across the street to see that garbage he spews
@lucamatteobarbieri2493
Жыл бұрын
It would be funny if for once Guillermo hosted the show in Spanish and Jimmy stood on the stool
@NickFieldMedia
Жыл бұрын
One for April Fool's Day next year maybe.
@Leonaza7
Жыл бұрын
That is the best news I have heard lately. Sounds like DOJ is getting serious, too. Holding him accountable would be the best Christmas!
@bbm1077
Жыл бұрын
it's left wing nonsense. divide and conquer.
@indiasuperclean6969
Жыл бұрын
WOW SIRRR VERY DANGEROUS !!!! 😠 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA 🤗🇮🇳 THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD , WE NEVER DO SCAM AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
About damn time!
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
How about giving presents to needy children that would be the best Christmas you need to get a grip on reality damn
@terwillagermcghee4148
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 oh how your tune has changed Dan Mcgrifted 😘 Happy holydaze traitor!
@civil_villain
Жыл бұрын
"Where do clouds come from?" My lungs, homie! That was the right answer...
@mikeoxbig7931
Жыл бұрын
Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a park bench after him. The bench sued for defamation.
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
You're funny are you a comedian maybe you could write for Jimmy Kimmel
@adrijanacah1280
Жыл бұрын
😄😁😁😂😂😂
@ChimeraZone
Жыл бұрын
It's fun to see how happy these people are to be on TV.
@ToniHunterOne
Жыл бұрын
IKR, just like the olden days!
@desertegle40cal
Жыл бұрын
I swear, watching these Kimmy Kimmel monologues and skits he does, they always make me smile. But THIS one, had me smiling and laughing so much my friggin face hurt!! LOVED IT!!
@seraphonica
Жыл бұрын
apparently they didn't tighten up security when they realized they were storing classified documents. I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not at all shocked.
@holmesd5003
Жыл бұрын
you mean like Clintons emails?
@roxie_the_rockmonster4892
Жыл бұрын
@@holmesd5003 you mean the ones where Countless investigations by Republicans found she did Nothing wrong? Are those the emails you are referring to?????
@cameronsealy6130
Жыл бұрын
Z
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
Me too 😄
@269gregory
Жыл бұрын
I'm not shocked at all, friend.
@hannibalofcarthage6993
Жыл бұрын
You need to make the marijuana drive-through quiz a hilarious constant section on its own 🤣
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
Жыл бұрын
I am sure he could arrange for Snoop and a few others to "show up" as well. It would be hilarious.
@marypoor9574
Жыл бұрын
100% I'd watch way more of this. Great people.
@Aurelyn
Жыл бұрын
This could be its own TV show
@paulbaker847
Жыл бұрын
Make it a road show. Come to Oregon.
@laduke8873
Жыл бұрын
Yeah like they show Cash Cab. 😊
@jakep9610
Жыл бұрын
T R E A S O N O U S R U M P
@sacasanova
Жыл бұрын
"I try to hide out before it gets too wicked" is some damn good life advice.
@austin9582
Жыл бұрын
You had me at "Stoners get a pot quiz"
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
Question: "What is the title of the 1942 US Department of Agriculture video that taught American farmers how to grow 'Marihuana' to defend our country during World War II?" Answer: *Hemp for Victory.* The federal license to grow Cannabis that is shown 3 minutes into the film reads, "Producer of Marihuana." There is an official .gov link to the video from the US National Archives, and it's on several KZitem channels.
@XelionGraves
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if, when they finally got the tax returns, if the person who got them muttered "Thanks. Was that really so hard?"
@cc1k435
Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling the IRS sent them over directly. They actually petitioned the scotus to be able to release them this time, saying there were things that Congress really needed to see. Uh-oh. 🤔
@PADS62
Жыл бұрын
Ik right! 😅🤣
@chocomojo9552
Жыл бұрын
I Hope somebody s gonna leak everything !!!
@4bibimimi
Жыл бұрын
If he secluded them in his rectum, removing them could be quite painful. I'm going to go with that.
@pozzythump868
Жыл бұрын
That's what she said.
@joannefitzpatrick992
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they were able to get enough Republicans to pass the marriage bill into law
@pauljudd9825
Жыл бұрын
always the same republicans voting with the left
@IditaBugger
Жыл бұрын
I had to listen twice to make sure I heard that right.
@prodemocracyseth
Жыл бұрын
It's was mainly the Repukes that will be retiring soon I believe.
@charlesasmith7836
Жыл бұрын
Me too shocked really 😳
@steveb796
Жыл бұрын
20% of them are in the closet.
@woodedlane
Жыл бұрын
So nice to see young people enjoying a little pot instead of all that other deadly stuff. Kaleidoscopes - what a cool idea. Love ya Jimmy.
@seymourbutts4654
Жыл бұрын
I can fit a little pot in a little bowl.
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
Жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake this country ever made was cracking down on pot. Kids started huffing gasoline and spray cans. And now we see the result of that. Huffing kids that became parents raising brain bent idiots who want to commit violent acts against others.
@ra6980
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't smoke it until it was legal lol, I was that paranoid about it. Love it now.
@Kuro_Tsuki
Жыл бұрын
I need to pick up a kaleidoscope for when I trip balls LOL
@Kuro_Tsuki
Жыл бұрын
@@seymourbutts4654 I see what you did there... and I like it.
@MichaelGreen-tl8vm
Жыл бұрын
So nice to see young people enjoying a little pot instead of all that other deadly stuff. Kaleidoscopes - what a cool idea. Love ya Jimmy.
@808ERIC808ERIC
Жыл бұрын
Walker, the true definition of a meat head
@scottbutler5421
Жыл бұрын
That drive-thru skit could be it's own show
@oldrrocr
Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the Steve Allen show...
@nerfherder4284
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was a great bit, like Cash cab 😂
@mikeday2393
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same damn thing
@smolke2040
Жыл бұрын
I agree. I just loved everyone of the drive through customers...adorable.
@haidarhakimable
Жыл бұрын
I'd watch every episode
@coleengoodell7523
Жыл бұрын
I'm so dang jealous I can't stand it. Legalize Nation Wide!!!!
@unknownsample4801
Жыл бұрын
Biden is Trying but republicans be like NO that will help people! just like them stopping student loan debt relief.
@TJfromEarth
Жыл бұрын
smoke one up for me, living in china i can safely say that day will probably never come haha
@brittanyflowerday
Жыл бұрын
@@iccus62 Yet another reason to move to Canada.
@nicholasfarrell5981
Жыл бұрын
@@iccus62 blaze one for me, would you?
@seymourbutts4654
Жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is a Trump indictment.😬
@MayThereBeWorldPeace
Жыл бұрын
Pleeeaaassseee 🎅 Give us this gift.🎁
@HairynosedWombat163
Жыл бұрын
And so say all of us!
@daves8027
Жыл бұрын
lmao! keep dreaming
@dougwristen2228
Жыл бұрын
multiple indictments for trump to celebrate the new years with , the crimes this traitor has committed haven't all come in yet , there is so much more to learn about his administrations corruption , and senators and congress members
@IditaBugger
Жыл бұрын
@@HairynosedWombat163 So say y'all 🤣
@bulletproofair
Жыл бұрын
That dispensary drive-through quiz was amazing! 😂. But I'm disappointed in the the last guy who couldn't name the Ninja Turtles. 😅
@timstepify
Жыл бұрын
Donatello does machines
@nerfherder4284
Жыл бұрын
😂 I definitely could have watched a few more. I always love Jimmy's stoner base nod. Thanks Jimmy 😂
@mikeday2393
Жыл бұрын
right?! wtf is happening to pop culture dammit!!!! that section at the weed store could be its own show. id watch the hell out of that
@lunhil12
Жыл бұрын
I don't even care about them and I know their names.
@adamb89
Жыл бұрын
The secret fifth Ninja Turtle, Ralph.
@tonilareebennettspokenword2272
Жыл бұрын
Back in the Fifties, my mom told me the Felix the Cat clock on our wall was watching me whenever she wasn't home and I absolutely believed her.
@ShotgunShaneOman
Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought they’d have Guillermo teleport to the dispensary in his car at the end of that sketch. Would have been epic.
@denisefoxcroft8920
Жыл бұрын
If you're tired of fighting over the Christmas table, make it a peaceful occasion by making the turkey stuffing with cannabis.
@susancrawford2343
Жыл бұрын
I suggest you put it in the hors d'oeuvre otherwise you may not make it to dinner! LOL
@denisefoxcroft8920
Жыл бұрын
@@susancrawford2343 Or maybe make the hors d'oeuvre's shooms. You know...go the whole hog. 💃 🕺
@357CLOUDY
Жыл бұрын
Only if you tell the guest.
@MK-su6eg
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the MUSHROOMS, and gravy!!! Ummmm, magically delicious!!!!Aloha!!!!
@MK-su6eg
Жыл бұрын
@@denisefoxcroft8920 o oh...shrooooooms!!,,,, exactly!!!
@tbarry4990
Жыл бұрын
A nanny for Trump? Too late for that. I hope she has a lot of experience dealing with temperamental 5 year old's. (You always give me a good laugh...) (Wow .... major flashback to Cheech and Chong's let's make a dope deal)
@lawrencehawk5179
Жыл бұрын
Just like South Park send in the Dog Whisperer.
@rjd3wine
Жыл бұрын
Substitute a warden for a nanny ASAP !
@StageRight123
Жыл бұрын
Definitely loved the Cheech & Chong reference.
@tbarry4990
Жыл бұрын
@@StageRight123 Thanks .... I date myself with that reference though - lol.
@lawrencehawk5179
Жыл бұрын
@@StageRight123 B - O - B! You have four quayloods. I do? 🤣
@borshardsd
Жыл бұрын
My partner has a kid and the elf on the shelf gives me heart attacks when I find it randomly throughout a dark house in the morning.
@wontbefooledagain9400
Жыл бұрын
Oh that’s funny! 😂
@elizabethsnowpaws3751
Жыл бұрын
Pet rock of Xmas😉
@roberthill799
Жыл бұрын
And neither your partner nor the kid has anything to do with it moving "randomly" around the house. Sweet dreams!
@borshardsd
Жыл бұрын
@@roberthill799 the worst is as I'm putting my contacts in, look over, and this elf is just 👀 there. Merry Christmas my friend!
@nancywutzke5392
Жыл бұрын
I'd light that thing on fire and toss it out the front door. There. Done!
@MartaWomack
Жыл бұрын
I loved the weed store drive thru interviews! Hilarious! Made me wish really hard that politicians here in Oklahoma weren't so conservative that their butt cheeks squeak when they walk. You can't buy liquor on Sundays, either, so it's like a step back in time to a more restrictive, unreasonable time.
@michaellovely6601
Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how much alcohol is sold in Oklahoma on Saturdays.
@guyincogneto8979
Жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting Lindell to pull up to that window.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
Жыл бұрын
He must be so grateful for this help! 😊 After all, trump told us he would be HAPPY to show us his tax returns. He just didn't manage to do it on his own, for some reason....🤔
@jasonlee5651
Жыл бұрын
I'd be the same way,nunya biz,I'd like to see all of "Washington 's finest" taxes,Trump's probably look great compared to some in the swamp
@greeneyedlady5580
Жыл бұрын
@@jasonlee5651 Biden, along with every other recent President except IQ45 made his tax returns public. All elected Senators and Representatives have to file financial disclosure forms.
@darkcrystal438
Жыл бұрын
He aaid he would release if emails were ceased.. never were.. dems upto their evil ways. Hell has a special place for todays evil dems.
@CosplayZine
Жыл бұрын
Sure like how he inflated his property values to commit fraud and get additional loans on them.
@jasonlee5651
Жыл бұрын
@@greeneyedlady5580 I'm just saying every public servant that's elected by the people should have to show how they become multi millionaires off a mere $174,000.00 salary,not possible legally unless you know what the market is gonna do before it does it, either extremely gifted or corrupt
@richardreynolds6398
Жыл бұрын
Increasing security because of Kanya West but not because of thousands of pages of stolen documents.
@bensitsdownwithfriends
Жыл бұрын
Bot. Lol
@richardreynolds6398
Жыл бұрын
@@bensitsdownwithfriends Bot? You mean "bought". Now get a mirror.
@DelightLovesMovies
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy and Guillermo are the best. The girl working the drive thru reminded me of Rosi Perez.
@FrillyLlama
Жыл бұрын
My son asked for his elves to come back early in a letter from Santa. I have been moving elves every night for 7 months. Not just one, but ten. He is the Clarion of the Christmas spirit. It never ends. 😅
@davelindstrom6005
Жыл бұрын
The Pied Piper of the Elves!😁
@donaldtate3372
Жыл бұрын
Audience, Great Job Mr. Kimmel. Just love the holiday spirit you shared with the Vegas customers🤜🏼🤛🏼👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼.
@edwardndriskoll
Жыл бұрын
Finally someone pulled close to the drive thru window.
@RobertBreckenridge13
Жыл бұрын
That stressed me out too! I pull up so close the dispensary drawer almost hits my car!
@poopsonastick13
Жыл бұрын
That drive-through worker seems awesome ❤
@JennyJeong425
Жыл бұрын
She's stoked because she's got a good job. People who work in dispensaries, especially pretty girls, make hundreds of dollars a day just in tips. And they don't have to deal with cranky people very often. Every time I go to a dispensary, the clientele is excited because they're getting their happy treats.
@Leonaza7
Жыл бұрын
Make them public so we all can see them. Bet he is not worth what he wants people to believe.
@lolawants2008
Жыл бұрын
I think you’re psychic ;)
@mikewritz
Жыл бұрын
Nice Spotify list Jimmy. Colbert loves steely Dan too. They’re Seinfeld and John Mullany’s favorite band as well. Easily my favorite group too, love me some steely dan!
@karenthompson8038
Жыл бұрын
I was laughing with the elf on the shelf because I got my son one when he was like five or six years old and I put it on the shelf and then I tried to explain to him what the Elf does and he looked at me and said “seriously mom do you think I’m gonna believe that?” Then he went off to do evil! lol!
@usebegood
Жыл бұрын
You can easily tell the difference between messages sent from Trump and those sent by his minions trying to protect Trump from himself. The minions know how to spell and put together a coherent sentence.
@user-whatevs
Жыл бұрын
Now if we could just see Don Jr's laptop , that'd be great
@justinflick6802
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy! Love this time every night!
@davewitter6565
Жыл бұрын
TFG and Hershel are backed into a corner. Raised as a catholic, hearing the term catholic conservative makes me thrown up in my mouth just a little bit. Jimmy you missed you calling as a game show host. Let's smoke a weed.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
Жыл бұрын
I don't partake but that pot quiz game was AWESOME. People are so funny. I had a massive smile on my face the entire time. Hope this becomes a regular bit.
@Chibastud
Жыл бұрын
Gees your writers and producers are top notch! Thank you as always for the laughs Jimmy K! Expat fam in Japan!
I like it when they post the monologue on KZitem before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:39pm ET
@kristopherneville6922
Жыл бұрын
Do you always gotta comment the same thing
@grumpleforskin
Жыл бұрын
Both you need to profread
@kristopherneville6922
Жыл бұрын
@@grumpleforskin so don't you there's a space between proof and read
@kristopherneville6922
Жыл бұрын
@@POPCORN_BRAWL shut up
@grumpleforskin
Жыл бұрын
Apperently you don't get the joke
@donnale3881
Жыл бұрын
AJ has the most gorgeous smile, he’s adorable! That’s the happiest drive through ever!
@kristinhouser3886
Жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through comments just for this! I thought surely someone else already commented on AJ's cuteness ;)
@radiogoodguy6287
Жыл бұрын
Elf on a Shelf jokes were HILARIOUS 😂!
@internetstress
Жыл бұрын
So its funny to lie and decieve children?
@DregonGaming28
Жыл бұрын
Man greatest episode ever. I love the marijuana motif.
@visariosorino8034
Жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
@Totsamiyfilin
Жыл бұрын
👍🥃
@visariosorino8034
Жыл бұрын
@@Totsamiyfilin 😊👍
@lilaznkid4ever
Жыл бұрын
It's his writers?
@corybrown1450
Жыл бұрын
It's not a talk show anymore it's a political show that constantly pushes a political agenda he was a pretty funny guy before he got into politics
@tylerhackner9731
Жыл бұрын
Lock Don up
@CadiKane
Жыл бұрын
Hunter first
@CadiKane
Жыл бұрын
@Ethan Oxendale i cant say because this channel is so weak they delete any comments that talk bad about the left
@gazzabnaki
Жыл бұрын
loved the drive thru - gotta go to Vegas and gotta go to a Jimmy show - peace out from NZ 🥝
@freda2758
Жыл бұрын
Those people in the drive trhu had great smiles. The manager looked like he could be a model.
@mikepercival7906
Жыл бұрын
Cannot wait to see my family in December for Christmas. Haven't been to Arizona in 8 years.
@julieutley2073
Жыл бұрын
Have a fabulous time!!
@jackderipper2233
Жыл бұрын
Just went. I saw Bizbee, Phoenix, Tucson, Tombstone and Sedona. It was beautiful! Enjoy!
@annem7806
Жыл бұрын
Florida of the west
@nobs997
Жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, are you related to Kari Lake?
@julieutley2073
Жыл бұрын
@@jackderipper2233 good for you! A lot of folks don't have family to go see.
@MonsterMotard
Жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy 👋
@MayThereBeWorldPeace
Жыл бұрын
Yikes, Elf-on-a-shelf with viruses😳. Donald Duck's taxes - it's going to be fun to see💲 The tree 🎄is nice🎁
@BANGbucketHEAD
Жыл бұрын
They got weed drive-throughs and here I am in North Carolina where weed is still illegal I'm so jealous
@papajeff5486
Жыл бұрын
AND YET, he still sits in luxury, free as a bird, frowning at this monologue.
@slickdikkrick8746
Жыл бұрын
You mad?? Punk
@terwillagermcghee4148
Жыл бұрын
@@slickdikkrick8746 🥱
@steellady1164
Жыл бұрын
For the people who drove through the windows, pot does have an effect on depth perception!🤣🤣🤣
@inbornwanderlust1076
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that is like the worst advertisement for the legalization of pot ever 😂😂😂 Even though I do support it, that's funny yet also a bit concerning not gonna lie
@nancywutzke5392
Жыл бұрын
@@inbornwanderlust1076 Here in Michigan during the pandemic we had places that had drive up 3 lanes wide. And still do. And what makes you think these people are high coming thru the drive thru ? Huge chance they're not. Cuz why do you think they're there buying some? They're out. Duh, hello? I don't get the 'alarm'. Do you also assume every person that goes to the store to buy beer, wine or liquor is going to crack it open when they get back in their car to drive home? What's the Big deal about a drive thru window? Ohio and many other States have drive thru's for alcoholic beverages too. What's so scary? Its no different than walking out of a store with the stuff in a bag and getting in your car. You're scared for NO REASON. Making up thing's to be afraid of. Geesh.
@stebstebanesier6205
Жыл бұрын
Proof positive that a drive-up window at a dispensary is a great idea.
@coleengoodell7523
Жыл бұрын
Never did elf on the shelf with my kids. But the Grandkids had a blast with where's Grandma's boyfriend Skeldon (skeleton) today and what is he doing? After Halloween we got a science book out and labeled all his bones. Fun and educational. 🤣
@narvul
Жыл бұрын
I know that doing marijuana has a very innocent vibe but especially with high THC it's not. It can make one very dependent and if you're sensitive for it, it can give you (lifelong) schizophrenia. Kind regards from the Netherlands 🤟
@barbj672000
Жыл бұрын
I hope my neighbors dont hear me shouting at my laptop, "AJ!!! Say WEED!!! Say WEEEED!!" lol
@SwaggerChiick1
Жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣
@LindaC616
Жыл бұрын
In 10 minutes, the cloud will be coming out of that car
@parvin46
Жыл бұрын
Everyone in the drive thru looks so happy 😜
@furball8967
Жыл бұрын
Because Trumps not there with Herschel, Trumps going to say...’I told you, if I’d been there, Herschel would have won’.
@markkasprzyk3287
Жыл бұрын
This is more important than democrats and president Biden writing a bill and passing it called the inflation reduction act but it has nothing to do with inflation and all about green new deal handouts
@RobertBreckenridge13
Жыл бұрын
I live right around the corner from that dispensary. I am going to have to frequent more often in the hopes the quiz becomes a regular segment!
@dyskelia
Жыл бұрын
I guess he dumped Huey Lewis and the News this year
@Maggie-rr8gi
Жыл бұрын
I am so glad the senate passed the same sex marriage and interracial marriage. Ridiculous they had to do either. Does that hopefully mean they can't be changed and send us All back to the 60s and before and 2015 and before.
@petedog9581
Жыл бұрын
"I try to hide out before it get too wicked." I'm using that.
@briansmith5293
Жыл бұрын
Trump's tax returns are a rats nest of zeros I bet.
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
You're making fun of a man who makes more in a day than you do all year and that's why he's out playing golf laugh at that
@briansmith5293
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421Because we all know that all successful businessesmen need to rely on grifting their own base, right? 🤯😆
@debbievoss3496
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy,. Glad you see & hear you tonight. It was perfect. Funny. You are back in the saddle!
@Bugginout79
Жыл бұрын
Good lord this dude is still blabbing about Trump 3 years later . I swear he should have to pay him a commission for most of his act comes from him .
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