“There’s not anything different said in that phone call than what the president says everyday.” Soooooo because he commits crimes everyday and admits to them everyday that’s fine???
@timothydavis9181
4 жыл бұрын
For Republicans it is
@CloudsGirl7
4 жыл бұрын
No it's not, Terra. No it's not.
@Vimalth
4 жыл бұрын
Well if he says so? Who are we to doubt a Republican president?
@bugeye8749
4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Because he’s *white*
@babyteano1977
4 жыл бұрын
I guess for the Republicans it does.
@mroceans8336
4 жыл бұрын
Release your taxes. Or at least pay them.
@brandonb9452
4 жыл бұрын
Most Hated agreed
@shaneiapearson6977
4 жыл бұрын
Them taxes will send him straight to jail .DO NOT PASS GO
@daleludtke7803
4 жыл бұрын
@Craig G yep, why do you think he "moved to Florida." They have very relaxed laws on property ownership for bankruptcies. It might let him save some of his assets when NY takes him for decades worth of tax avoidance.
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
@Craig G - Actually, my understanding is that the federal judge basically told him "pfft, get outta here, take it up with the New York State court."
@Gottenhimfella
4 жыл бұрын
Be reasonable. He owes hundreds of millions, possibly more. What do you think he is, made of money?
@BRP42
4 жыл бұрын
“Lindsay Graham’s balls : he’s not using them”. Classic!
@ellamone9998
4 жыл бұрын
They look oddly the same as Trump's orange peachy tingey ones.
@jeannie3684
4 жыл бұрын
“Little tiny mushroom” muncher, Lindsey doesn’t need his little tiny balls. Stumps has neutered all his boyfriends, he can’t handle the competition.
@jeannie3684
4 жыл бұрын
@Chris Thompson Actually, please do!
@OldieBones
4 жыл бұрын
Soon to be the #1-selling Christmas gift.
@alfonsonuno
4 жыл бұрын
Classic!! Ever taste of victory!
@karengummer6657
4 жыл бұрын
1-900- Quid-Pro-Ohh is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thank you for the laughter
@o.m.isemond2137
4 жыл бұрын
Karen Gummer yep
@paulheckbert
4 жыл бұрын
Is that the voice of Jen Spyra (aka Jill Newslady)?
@southsider9638
4 жыл бұрын
The word "tantalizing" coming out of DT's mouth makes me feel violated and I want to lodge a complaint.
@mellymel6543
4 жыл бұрын
get in line 😆
@foogonechill1765
4 жыл бұрын
U aint no south sider any real southsider dont say he a southsider
@WildwoodClaire1
4 жыл бұрын
The ad for 1-900-Quid Pro OHHHH! is brilliant. The writers who came up with that deserve a raise.
@thegreatwalrus153
4 жыл бұрын
"We would get slaughtered if we pick Trump as our nominee and we will deserved it." ---- Lindsey Graham
@daleludtke7803
4 жыл бұрын
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed … and we will deserve it” was the actual quote... but yes, he sure has flipped a bit on that one hasn't he?
@thegreatwalrus153
4 жыл бұрын
@@daleludtke7803 sorry will edit was writing from memory
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
Where did he leave that suicide note?
@thegreatwalrus153
4 жыл бұрын
@@xmillion1704 twitter May 3 2016
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatwalrus153 - Cool, thanks. The question was rhetorical, I was just using it to float the concept of it being his suicide note.
@iliketurtles6777
4 жыл бұрын
That hotline skit had me rolling on the floor. Seriously the funniest shit I’ve seen in some time. Thank you good sir.
@conniecrawford5231
4 жыл бұрын
Who has ever heard of a phone call being described as “ perfect”? What an odd choice of words !
@steve8551
4 жыл бұрын
I've been saying that ever since he first came out with that claim. In my whole life, I've never heard ANYONE describe a phone call as "perfect."
@jorgelujan9942
4 жыл бұрын
It was THE ideal call: not too short but not too long, funny but also heartfelt, very at ease while also staying on topic concisely, witty but also engaging of the listener. Communications experts will be studying the perfect subtleties of this call for centuries. It will be known only as "The Call" ™️
@steve8551
4 жыл бұрын
Jorge Lujan, I never looked at it this way. Maybe it really was perfect. Thanks for opening my eyes. 😁
@ajthegoat75
4 жыл бұрын
Jorge Lujan I keep telling y’all if y’all keep doing this to old ppl y’all in trouble. Please put warning ⚠️ signs on your comments, at least for me so I’ll know to put my Depends on. Damn I was ready to go to bed now I gotta take another freaking shower 🚿. I was just going over your comment seeing how it sounded in his dumb azz voice laughed so hard I cried laughing 😂 damn I should’ve had on my Depends. Y’all and that darn Colbert 😂 😂 😆 😆 on Point.
@samsmythe937
4 жыл бұрын
@@jorgelujan9942 Are you suggesting the tRump moron is capable of all that? I know you're not, lol
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
4 жыл бұрын
If this was last week tonight, John Oliver’s team would make 1-900-QUID-PRO-OOOOH into a real line you can call into 😂😂
@AutotuneSucksBalls
4 жыл бұрын
You aint lying 👌
@literallyaghost
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that HBO budget 👍
@marcemson1121
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Trump still had been a democrat when he got sworn into the office... The GOP would have been all over him, crying for his impeachment in a matter of "seconds". Think about that.
@MiguelGarcia-ft9gj
4 жыл бұрын
Lindsey Graham’s balls would’ve been too big for that Christmas tree and we’d be hearing all about restoring honor and integrity to the office. What a hypocrite!
@ghasemahmadi3616
4 жыл бұрын
Nanoseconds not seconds
@joannajamerson35
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ADerpyReality
4 жыл бұрын
If DNC screws USA and puts Joe Biden in or Kamala Harris... They will.
@lottasunshine1325
4 жыл бұрын
He never would have been elected if he ran as a Democrat. Just my opinion.
@kieragirl
4 жыл бұрын
Omg. There are peaches on that tree. Brilliant.
@milomirjukanovic3248
4 жыл бұрын
Kieragirl i wouldn't notice if I wasn't scrolling through comments;) tnx
@kieragirl
4 жыл бұрын
Milomir Jukanovic Those golden Graham Balls are distracting.
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
@@kieragirl - They were going to feature trumpty's balls too, but they're slapping Graham's chin.
@Paradox_006
4 жыл бұрын
Thank GOODNESS for Colbert! 💈
@eponymousIme
4 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey Graham's balls. He's not using them these days." Fell off my chair laughing.
@lunabranwen
4 жыл бұрын
L. Grahm perfect example of a self serving boot licking no Integraty sort of career politician. TERM LIMITS !!
@agent7agent759
4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was his thyroid glands
@DeusEx.Machina
4 жыл бұрын
FOMCL
@larrylichtenstein5428
4 жыл бұрын
I thought they were buried with John McCain!
@surfdanceroceana6297
4 жыл бұрын
Roman Charazian Thyroid glands look like a butterfly
@Annie-zd6rn
4 жыл бұрын
The ornaments should be orange's and peaches. There should've been some prison stripes on it.
@glassturf5584
4 жыл бұрын
🎵Oh! Impeachment Tree! Oh! Impeachment Tree! How lovely were your phone call?🎵
@gohstdog23
4 жыл бұрын
" only the smart people are clapping " wtf!?🤣😂🤣 he actually has to insult them into clapping for him !?! I cant imagine Obama ever having to do that ,WOW!! 😂✊🏼 this guy is a real clown.
@MsElla415
4 жыл бұрын
We need more reaction buttons on FB
@wisetrollman
4 жыл бұрын
“In order to continue being the most transparent president in history” >still won’t release taxes
@zarakikon6352
4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing as soon as I heard him say that ! 😊👍
@cmdraftbrn
4 жыл бұрын
he'd release them. but he's under audit. /s
@hippy_flippin
4 жыл бұрын
The hits keep on comin'😅
@lenthomas4685
4 жыл бұрын
@@cmdraftbrn I also never understood that lie. Why would someone spend money on lawyers to not have his taxes publicized if the problem was the IRS?
@MiguelGarcia-ft9gj
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I woke everybody up in my house!!
@KharisB.A
4 жыл бұрын
"The smart people are clapping???" What an insult 😳😳😳😳😳.
@toddpunter6190
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah heads as empty buckets
@riverraisin1
4 жыл бұрын
I think he meant the ones not clapping will be either fired or wearing cement shoes.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
4 жыл бұрын
Grace B. Addey Yes, and “only the dumb people are speaking”.
@samsmythe937
4 жыл бұрын
And the dumb ones are standing behind the podium with the clap!
@maccyknife1
4 жыл бұрын
Lennie in "Of Mice and Men" had an innocent state of mind...
@danbuckig4564
4 жыл бұрын
Trump isn't retarded, just corrupt and stupid. at least Lenny had an excuse
@georgebolter1696
4 жыл бұрын
The tree was very clever, great job studio staff!! 😎
@kellykurenoff1692
4 жыл бұрын
Omg that “tantalizing” phone call was awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@opietaylor7649
4 жыл бұрын
This program is something special. Love it
@DBee-ee7tz
4 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey Graham's balls" on the impeachment tree ..."he's not using them these days" DED!😂 ACTUAL SIZE 🤣
@Montesama314
4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing was done wrong" is a poor choice of words that implies "the crime went off without a hitch."
@sneeblads
4 жыл бұрын
right normally it'd be, "nothing wrong was done"
@daveedwards6653
4 жыл бұрын
"Iwas waiting for that.. Only the Smart People clapped...only the smart ones.." Wow...
@ultonian63
4 жыл бұрын
Dave Edwards yep, what an utter asshat.
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
That's what he was saying? To me it sounded like he was screaming, "I'm so fucking insecure!!!!!!" Hmmm that's weird.
@ArcaJ
4 жыл бұрын
Literally a grade school mentality. I mean, I heard that joke IN GRADE SCHOOL.
@Peter_S_
4 жыл бұрын
Merry Schiffmas and a Happy Blue Year, Patriots !!! 🎅
@timothydavis9181
4 жыл бұрын
O-YA
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
"Remember . . . only YOU can prevent oval office liars!"
@Peter_S_
4 жыл бұрын
@spudnic88 Rake America Great Again
@couragekarnga8735
4 жыл бұрын
And the same to you!
@Vanadisphoto
4 жыл бұрын
*_It's beginning to look a lot like Impechmas, every where I go..._*
@virgo-in-cyn1537
4 жыл бұрын
Michel F It’s beginning to look a lot like Schiffmas!! MERRY SCHIFFMAS EVE everyone! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@Admiralty86
4 жыл бұрын
The phone hotline segment was hilarious!
@annedavis3340
4 жыл бұрын
"The smart people are clapping" sounds like a threat.
@tomgreen1779
4 жыл бұрын
You better pretend you like it! I bet he's sad that before.
@danstrayer111
4 жыл бұрын
just what Stalin would say
@veganperson
4 жыл бұрын
I think he said that so people would clap, after all they don’t want to be dumb.
@deathbecomesher6412
4 жыл бұрын
I’m setting up my impeachment tree as we speak lol
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
4 жыл бұрын
I'm your great white hope!
@laraxify
4 жыл бұрын
that's the Spirit!
@MohsinKhan-nn6xu
4 жыл бұрын
*Nice, Ignore all the Trump defender inbreds and Russian 🇷🇺 trolls*
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
4 жыл бұрын
Impeachment is going to fail. You fakes have no choice but to get run over by the Trump train in 2020!+
@dontfearlife2423
4 жыл бұрын
The Great Anointed Lord Trump. Wow you dump supporters claim to be so smart but you don’t see the big picture. Let me explain it for you. We know it’s not gonna get passed the senate but they’re doing to him what he did to Hillary destroying his image for 2020 by releasing everything. Duh!!!!
@akowalz
4 жыл бұрын
The tree had an outline of Ukraine covered in candy canes. U-candy-crane
@jimsvideos7201
4 жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@heatherbleu5370
4 жыл бұрын
Figgy puddin = figgy Putin
@tonib.3016
4 жыл бұрын
I would never have figured that out! Great observation.
@xmillion1704
4 жыл бұрын
I was struggling to make that one out, so eager and anxious am I, like a little kid on impeachment eve!
@couragekarnga8735
4 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen and the team!
@almamyers4
4 жыл бұрын
I am so tired!! But I have been waiting to watch this.
@juschu85
4 жыл бұрын
"Look at the first phone call. It was perfect" just like "Officer, look at this video. It was taken when I met the victim 10 days before he was murdered and it clearly shows how I'm not murdering him."
@Bill_Garthright
4 жыл бұрын
Yup. I'm definitely not guilty of robbing that bank either, because here's a picture of me in the bank earlier, when I _wasn't_ robbing it. :)
@Jauvajs
4 жыл бұрын
And another one, who only read the headlines and not the actual trannscript.
@juschu85
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jauvajs How should I read the actual transcript? It's on a classified government server. I did only read the edited transcript Trump himself released. That transcript alone is "only" a little bit fishy. Asking for a favor right after Zelensky was talking about buying more Javelins isn't hard evidence for anything but it already points in a certain direction. But how much worth is evidence that was provided by the suspect himself? It's basically like if someone who is accused of murder is showing the judge a knife, says that this is the murder weapon and there are no fingerprints or DNA traces from him on it. Any evidence provided by a suspect himself can't exonerate the suspect if the suspect had the possibility to manipulate the evidence. But while the transcript, even the version Trump himself released, is helpful to impeach him, we don't even need it anymore. After all those testimonies that accuse Trump of doing exactly what the whistleblower said he did, the transcript and even the whistleblower himself are completely irrelevant. And as long as there isn't any Fox News interview in which those witnesses say that they didn't say in the hearing what the press is claiming they said, I will assume what the press is reporting about the substance of those testimonies is correct. And that doesn't make Trump look good. I mean if the press would say you said A but you know you said B, you wouldn't just sit there and do nothing. Especially if you know the president of the United States has your back and there is a national news channel that would love to do an interview with you if you want to support the president. But I don't see that happening.
@paradisepipeco
4 жыл бұрын
I don't see how you can dispute the statement of our Great Orange Leader that it was a perfect call. He dialed the correct number, he didn't hold the phone upside down, and he never once dropped the telemaphone machine on his toe. Perfectamundo, mon frère.
@paradisepipeco
4 жыл бұрын
@@juschu85 I think it proves how Trump is a caring individual for providing what evidence he has. Yes, he did not supply the complete transcript of the phone call, after editing out all the good parts, but he did provide some of it free to us at absolutely no charge. And he has repeatedly admitted to some of his crimes openly on TV in front of his hellimacopter. The glass is half full. Please do not urinate into the fog and be a pissamist. Please do not throw out the baby, the dog, and the parakeet with the bathwater. Trump by his own royal decree is a very stable genius** (see disclaimer below). After all, ninety-eleven bazillion red hat lemmings can't be wrong. And please, I beseech thee, do not be so snooty by attacking so rudely our mighty whitey Commander In Cheese. In support of my above asstoot remarks, I submit the following reprint of my previous heartfelt comment: ~ ~ ~ You liberals miss the point. Quid pro quo is irrelevant. It is Latin, a dead language, and nobody speaks Latin anymore anywhere in the world outside the Catholic Church. So therefore, unless it can be proven beyond doubt that Mulvaney, Trump, and Zelensky are all Catholic, this obviously does not apply. And "Quid" is slang for an English pound. Try spending that at your local liquor store and see how far you get. A "Quid" may be good in Great Britain, but don't forget that we separated from them a long time ago. Stop picking on our Great Leader. He knows what is best for us. He is building the wall in Colorado to protect us, one and all. Remember where your irresponsible wild allegations come from. Wild allegations come from wild alligators, everybody knows that. What do reptiles know, anyway? Trump had to drain the swamp to catch all those 'gators and snakes for the moat, so of course the 'gators are unhappy and hate our beloved president. Walt Kelly taught us they were happy in their infested swamp, where Hillary and Obama left them to run amok like animals. It takes a long moat along the wall to protect us from those bad hombres, and that takes a lot of 'gators and snakes. Thankfully, dem dare ’gators be hungry, and dey love dem some Mexican cuisine. (Es muy caliente en la boca.) Stop the witch hunt. Witches are girls, and if you demon rats and mice would come out of your secret basement cave headquarters, you'd see our Commander in Cheese is no girl. Anyone can see that. He doesn't even like girls. He grabs them by the hoo-hah to protect us and keep them away. You will understand when the aliens come and you do not have your tinfoil lined MAGA hat. Then you will understand what MAGA really means, "Make Aliens Go Away". Like I said in the beginning, Quid pro quo is irrelevant, and that is the symbol of our party, and you aren't invited. Elevants belong in the circus, and we are doing our best to create a complete circus all true Americans can enjoy. However, due to circus-dances beyond our control, some heffalumps is invisible, and that is why we cannot see the elevant in the room. ~ ~ ~ ** In the spirit of clarity and full disclosure, I am compelled to point out that the term "Stable Genius" does not imply sanity . . . It merely means that the Trumpus Orangatanus sleeps with the horses out in the stable, and is allegedly smarter than the rest of the horses. What I want to know is what happened to the front part of the horse. For further study: kzitem.info/news/bejne/zGOCuoatk5RkaHY .
@KN-wl4vv
4 жыл бұрын
When he said "impeachment tree" and I realized he was serious, I was unfortunately taking a drink and it literally dribbled out my mouth as I tried to contain my laughter.
@yankeeladee02
4 жыл бұрын
Stephen is PERFECT 🤩
@koek1122
4 жыл бұрын
He really is. I went to this taping this afternoon and he was a delight. Came in to greet the audience, had a little q&a with us.. he was exciting and pumped and gave us all a feeling showbusiness isn't just stuffed with arrogant pricks.
@devernpinnock8176
4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert for pres 2020
@fatmaramadan6928
4 жыл бұрын
Yankeeladee02 Stephen is perfect...... unlike the phone call to Ukraine.
@briankoski2532
4 жыл бұрын
I tried calling, .. 1-900-QUID-PRO-OHHH It's a busy signal.
@timothydavis9181
4 жыл бұрын
Instead of Republicans paying people to flood the phone lines again, they are doing it themselves
@patriciaevins6267
4 жыл бұрын
@Brian Koski, hahahaha....good one !
@tomt6963
4 жыл бұрын
But it was a perfect call anyway.
@hellcat1988
4 жыл бұрын
You could see that he had to stop and remind himself not to use two hands when drinking.
@frequencydecline5250
4 жыл бұрын
lol yeah you really could see the exact moment that crossed his mind.
@jonmassey8124
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I noticed that.. as soon as he reached down I was thinking is he gunna use his other hand as we've seen in the past to 'stabilise' the glass.. and he did LOL! Then he remembers only kids in Pampers need to use both hands to drink and removes the steadying hand..
@rasmie8858
4 жыл бұрын
The glass is also super small to make sure lmao
@kaylapatterson8695
4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. You could tell he really wanted to.
@HappyDad408
4 жыл бұрын
“And only the dumb people are giving the speech” This is why you come here , good comedy and actual politics nowadays. Thank you Late Show
@mellymel6543
4 жыл бұрын
that was great!
@edturner3437
4 жыл бұрын
trump is the most insecure person I've ever seen.
@mortalclown3812
4 жыл бұрын
Ed Turner It's to the degree that it could be - and undoubtedly will be - in psychology texts for many generations to come: Provided our planet survives his like.
@jakeryker546
4 жыл бұрын
Definitely unlike the delusional lady who had a 'Madam President' book ready 😆
@stevenbryant4718
4 жыл бұрын
I work with one of his supporters..... you're only seeing the tip of the iceberg. Characterising as insecure is a kind understatement!
@edturner3437
4 жыл бұрын
@@jakeryker546 can any of you trumpers stop deflecting for one damm second? I'm talking about trump not hillary who by the way has nothing to do with nor is responsible for the behavior of this sick old man currently in the white house. But know what, go ahead ignore his behavior. You always have and always will. Thanks for making America far less great.
@jennifermoriarty2188
4 жыл бұрын
Can't be easy being the potus
@TheReal008Zulu
4 жыл бұрын
That bulletproof glass he hid behind for the Veteran's Day speech is the only thing transparent about him.
@blipmachine
4 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, I'm just selling popcorn for the series finale of the trump presidency. 🍿🍿🍿
@GodzillaMonsters8
4 жыл бұрын
I’ll take one, how much?
@blipmachine
4 жыл бұрын
@@GodzillaMonsters8 1 view on the vid + 1 like / reply on this comment. Here you go, enjoy: 🍿
@gladtravis
4 жыл бұрын
Hate to be Negative Nancy but it's not even looking like a single House Republican will vote for impeach, to say nothing of Senators (aka jurors) who have been openly making out with the defendant (President Mar-A-Lardass) in public. Our democracy had a good ride. It's about to executed when Republicans let this shitstain off the hook.
@kaivickers166
4 жыл бұрын
Blip Machine - I’ll take one. Don’t skimp on the butter, salt and Thorazine.
@erikeggenbakstad
4 жыл бұрын
Business is good I reckon 😁😁😁
@marketbuy
4 жыл бұрын
LOCK HIM UP!
@dragoncrash1234
4 жыл бұрын
I’m down here in Texas and the other day the temperature dropped 20 degrees in ONE HOUR. keep in mind this is TEXAS!!
@howardkerr8174
4 жыл бұрын
I was feeling quite depressed, thank you Mr Colbert for the pick-me-up.
@lich109
4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I'm the most transparent President in history! Just don't ask me about my taxes."
@okkietrooy7941
4 жыл бұрын
Just do not ask me for a testimony. Do not ask any questions that I don't like.
@MsElla415
4 жыл бұрын
Also dont ask my administration to testify..
@erinoutsomegrievances
4 жыл бұрын
lich109 or my high school grades
@Logai74
4 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said strong people i knew that he would say that they were crying! Old classic!
@thesmileyeffect
4 жыл бұрын
The tree is perfect!
@richardthomas9026
4 жыл бұрын
Side note: john Baptist is crafty on the ivory. Frfr
@mori1bund
4 жыл бұрын
I've heard Jeffrey Dahmer had an "innocent state of mind" too.
@digitaliq9136
4 жыл бұрын
Can we impeach his whole cabinet and VP Pence? Trump impeachment good, but we need all them gone. #PresidentPelosi
@okkietrooy7941
4 жыл бұрын
Most importantly the Senate has to turn blue and Mitch McConnell has to go. If the senate stays in republican hands than a democratic president will be a lame duck. Generally speaking I am not in favor of one party having house, senate and presidency. But in the current situation it will be essential to prevent another 4 years of bickering and nothing getting accomplished.
@couragekarnga8735
4 жыл бұрын
We'll vote all those bastards out!
@Muritaipet
4 жыл бұрын
OK. At 7.02 the "Quid Pro Ohh" advert really really needs to run on TV as a real thing
@Smoke-by-the-Shadow
4 жыл бұрын
By releasing does he mean having his staff release a heavily edited summary?
@rasmie8858
4 жыл бұрын
At least it'd be easy to find out--if it makes sense, it's edited
@Dori744
4 жыл бұрын
@@rasmie8858 underrated comment
@chrissiek8706
4 жыл бұрын
Will we ever get to hear/see about 20min that was left out?..
@jacobd1984
4 жыл бұрын
Like everything involving Trump, this “tease” is going to be all talk and no satisfaction. Just ask Melania.
@realzachfluke1
4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Davenport 😂🤣
@KingBobXVI
4 жыл бұрын
He'll probably release the transcript when he releases his tax returns.
@MrBlaktoe
4 жыл бұрын
@Robert Garcia Kinda sad for her. Sure she never gets hers, except by her own hand. Careful what you wish for I guess...
@damiansaucedo9951
4 жыл бұрын
Ayoooo
@Baekstrom
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it on that ending! The sound it makes when I'm laughing is like an old fashioned car horn. My neighbors must think I am crying my heart out or something, but it is actually just laughter.
@ChandlerSomborac
4 жыл бұрын
I can always count on Colbert to lift up my spirits after a hard night's work.
@WattWireNet
4 жыл бұрын
When he says "The most transparent president ever.", he must see himself as lobotomized jellyfish.
@sanctifiedsuccubus2562
4 жыл бұрын
Jellyfish don't really have brains... so that's kinda redundant. But I 100% agree with your sentiment XD
@Ratboy2004
4 жыл бұрын
Just like Lady Macbeth didn't kill the king..
@Duhbella
4 жыл бұрын
@@sanctifiedsuccubus2562 yet.. it's somehow still accurate
@jamesproimos
4 жыл бұрын
The claim centers around the fact that, although he constantly lies, the lies he tells are so easily proven false that nobody can be fooled (unwillingly) by them. The fact that his dishonesty is so blatant technically makes it transparency because everyone can "see right through him".
@Trottelheimer
4 жыл бұрын
You can certainly see straight through him. I pity the fools who believe "he plays N-dimensional chess". Nope, he's a straight up simpleton; there's zero shrewdness, only a perpetual trumpster-fire fuelled by pure idiocy.
@gnomevoyeur
4 жыл бұрын
You can hear Eric's heart breaking (again) when he reads that line about the first being the most important.
@proud2bpagan
4 жыл бұрын
"He had an innocent state of mind"---when you start using Forrest Gump as a defense,you've gone too far.
@mathiastwp
4 жыл бұрын
"Arctic blast" or Tuesday as we call it in Norway.
@chiefjetsonofflare5329
4 жыл бұрын
Mathias T.W.P keep warm from 🇨🇦Canada we know what you mean🥶🥶🥶
@ariandynas
4 жыл бұрын
*Alaska clears its throat meaningfully* Achem.
@mathiastwp
4 жыл бұрын
@@chiefjetsonofflare5329 Didn't get that bad here, just around 0*C; only briefly had to get the fireplace going. It had amazing overnight survival - which was nice, save a little on matches.
@ariandynas
4 жыл бұрын
@Laura P. Vanderbooben Uh, thanks?
@AngryKittens
4 жыл бұрын
"We repealed the Waters of the United States law, and almost everyone was crying because they were so happy that their rivers and lakes could now be used as dumping grounds for toxic chemicals and be drained dry to irrigate industrial farms."
@ArcaJ
4 жыл бұрын
WINNING?
@Asher_Tye
4 жыл бұрын
But people will go right on thinking this doesn't affect them, that this is just a repeal on a regulation that cost money.
@AngryKittens
4 жыл бұрын
@Lynette Agueda Similar to how they banned NASA from saying "climate change". Or banned the CDC from ever funding ANY research into gun violence. Piece by piece America is sold to highest bidder. A government for the lobby, not the people.
@AngryKittens
4 жыл бұрын
@@Asher_Tye Sadly, when it does start affecting people, it's usually only one community at a time. Quite easy for Republicans to ignore and bury in red tape. Especially when the lobby money keep rolling in.
@stacyneuman8619
4 жыл бұрын
Wait... Lindsay Graham has balls???
@brandonb9452
4 жыл бұрын
Stacy Neuman *had 😂
@zarakikon6352
4 жыл бұрын
Stacy Neuman, I'm surprised that his spine wasn't in the tree as well but that's probably because it's missing.
@Pyxis10
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they are on the tree.
@rosekiller123
4 жыл бұрын
Stacy Neuman nope, and Republicans are realizing this, so? 😂
@lawsonc12
4 жыл бұрын
Great , you should also do a Advent impeachment calendar
@dianedenham5259
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's a great idea!
@beckv8526
4 жыл бұрын
I will be glued to the tv today! I haven't felt this good in 3 years!
@wilmafistfit4788
4 жыл бұрын
We got the “quid pro snow”
@bellesogne
4 жыл бұрын
Merry Schiffmas everybody!!!! We're bringing back "Merry Schiffmas!" On the first day of Schiffmas, my Congress gave to me, Trump treason on an impeachment tree.
@rysun8709
4 жыл бұрын
Is this schiffmas on the 25th?
@couragekarnga8735
4 жыл бұрын
Merry Schifmas!
@hagnat
4 жыл бұрын
“Only the smart people are clapping” - Trump isn’t clapping
@beckv8526
4 жыл бұрын
Omg! You killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂
@seanascala5683
4 жыл бұрын
HAA HAA!!!!
@DresdenShuffle
4 жыл бұрын
"I was waiting for you to clap" What a complete narcissist thinking everything he says deserves to be clapped.
@d.thomasmoore3020
4 жыл бұрын
Just 20 minutes ago I watched 5 sheep in the top paddock clapping along while singing 'Kumbaya my lord'. Stupid sheep.
@patbyrne3076
4 жыл бұрын
He’s in a setting to give a speech and disses half the audience without hesitation. Whatta jerk. He’s usually clapping for himself like a trained circus animal.
@nadiavoun7137
4 жыл бұрын
"Only the smart people are clapping." Nope. Those were the ones who got paid to clap.
@okkietrooy7941
4 жыл бұрын
Trump thinks, you are smart when you get money.
@screamingphoenix8113
4 жыл бұрын
"The smart people are clapping. Isn't that right my smart little seals! Only the smart seals get the fish".
@samjoseph1930
4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Cold beer. Refreshingly entertaining and enlightening.
@AutotuneSucksBalls
4 жыл бұрын
SteBLUNT ColdBeer
@riosricardo7400
4 жыл бұрын
Stephen shouldn’t be allowed to be off Mondays.......😎
@joshuamarsella
4 жыл бұрын
He’s not. They film on Monday and it comes out Tuesday morning. He takes Sunday off.
@kimclarke9745
4 жыл бұрын
“Nothing was done wrong”, other than the multiple crimes I committed to strong arm Ukraine
@willritter4076
4 жыл бұрын
Everybody should check out today's New York Times article on the "journalist" John Solomon... Solomon is the root source of a lot of Trump's phony Ukraine conspiracies. Basically Solomon went digging around for sketchy Ukrainian sources who would tell him what he, Giuliani, & Trump wanted to hear, then Solomon presented the disinformation in the articles he wrote for the conservative media outlet "The Hill", and in his appearances on Hannity, etc... eventually Solomon's twisted "reporting" became too much even for The Hill, and they got rid of him, but he's still cruising around pro-Trump media spreading his lies & disinformation about Ukraine to millions of Americans.
@lunabranwen
4 жыл бұрын
Not forgetting the hush money payments while he was campaigning. Which is a FELONY on a separate report
@lunabranwen
4 жыл бұрын
@@willritter4076 Giuliani and Trump are both 2 peas in a pod. Complete un hinged loons
@kimclarke9745
4 жыл бұрын
lunabranwen yup Mr. un-indicted co-conspirator. A nice jail cell made just for him. Maybe they’ll move Manafort and they can be cellies
@lunabranwen
4 жыл бұрын
@@kimclarke9745 maybe even H. Weinstiene could bunk up with them. They all slime bags
@Strype13
4 жыл бұрын
We'll find his call "tantalizing?" Doesn't that essentially mean stimulating someone's desire for something they can't have? Seems his English tutor may have requested that he try to use the word "tantalizing" in a sentence today.
@censusgary
4 жыл бұрын
... and he got it wrong.
@agirlandhercat6543
4 жыл бұрын
"And only the dumb people are giving the speech" ...Good one!😂😂
@tommyt1971
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, “most transparent President in history”. As in clear, as in zero substance.
@kalaya01
4 жыл бұрын
He always lies about "big strong people crying."
@powderedtoastfacekillah734
4 жыл бұрын
“That seal can blow” “Yeah that thang swangin boy woo woo woo”
@soldierdad4
4 жыл бұрын
Oh you guys! I bet it’s another “perfect phone call” 😮 🤣
@l.a.gothro3999
4 жыл бұрын
A phrase I well remember from my childhood: "But that doesn't make it right!"
@PitFriend1
4 жыл бұрын
“Most Transparent President in History”. Trump keeps saying those words. I don’t think they mean what he thinks they mean.
@abaguirre8945
4 жыл бұрын
Pit Friend how many improv press conferences did Obama give again? Lol he’s answered more questions from the press than any other president before him, fact check me on that.
@none-gu9xs
4 жыл бұрын
Inconceivable!
@AhrimanThorn
4 жыл бұрын
@@abaguirre8945 O.K I just fact checked you AB Aguirre and it turns out you’re right. Trump has lied to the press more than any other president before him.
@Smiley-Coyote
4 жыл бұрын
AB Aguirre you may be right about that, because he doesn’t have a press secretary do them anymore, probably because he thinks they’ll just somehow screw up the lies he plans to answer the questions asked of him with. He’s also likely on Stimulants and a lot of them, his confidence in his blatantly obvious and frankly poorly crafted lies is quite a sight to behold. What a strange president we’ve got.
@abaguirre8945
4 жыл бұрын
James Lee ok so what’s your source? You just claim he’s lying or you got specific instances where he lied? Or is it what late night comedians want you to think?
@theguest8888
4 жыл бұрын
The seal is the whistleblower. Just look at him blowing that instrument lol!
@wtfisthishandlebullshit
4 жыл бұрын
Happy Impeachment Eve!!
@martinnibataan7046
4 жыл бұрын
Oh he is perfect allright, perfectly insane...
@BarryWaterlow
4 жыл бұрын
-Kinder- Martinni Bataan clever
@couragekarnga8735
4 жыл бұрын
He thinks he's special. He's the kind of special you put in a straitjacket.
@emmajones9975
4 жыл бұрын
"And only the dumb ppl. r giving the speech" . To say this is priceless is an understatement.
@nicholassmith7984
4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone pay attention to his 'big strong men crying' stories anymore?
@balboa-capital
4 жыл бұрын
They were "Crying like dogs"
@MegaArslan2009
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! I’m so freaking early! Also happy impeachment eve. 🔒 him up 💯
@anthonyellis4915
4 жыл бұрын
Okay. So, the president most likely has a severe case of narcissism but his supporters have no clue what narcissism is. Fantastic.
@srkh8966
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Ellis Nor would they care if they knew.
@miapdx503
4 жыл бұрын
These are the same people who accept his sex crimes. And his serial adultery. And all his lies. And they do this, a lot 🙈🙉🙊
@kathleenmitchell1582
4 жыл бұрын
@@miapdx503 They sure do.
@jordanmatthei9404
4 жыл бұрын
Too many syllables for your basic Trump supporter....
@theblade9024
4 жыл бұрын
@@miapdx503 you mean evangelical "Christians"? They spent all of Obama's years telling us they had morals, family values, and respect for law and order. All lies.
@peterwyetzner5276
4 жыл бұрын
Interesting- when Stephen makes a mistake reading his prompter, he says "sorry" and corrects it rather than pretending that he meant to say it and coming up with a nonsensical phrase to incorporate it into the corrected sentence.
@rsmzm2000
4 жыл бұрын
Did you catch him make a mistake right before that when his punchline was, "fox news." ?? I wonder what he meant to say?
@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r
4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing was done wrong." -Every criminal ever
@censusgary
4 жыл бұрын
When I was a paralegal, I had to get information about clients’ legal history, and if someone had, say, a conviction for armed robbery, that person would almost always say. “But that isn’t a problem.” Maybe not for you, buddy, but ...
@oobaka1967
4 жыл бұрын
trump's way of saying "I didn't do nothing. Those aren't my drugs. I was just holding them for a friend"
@nasalegoboy
4 жыл бұрын
"Shawshank is full of people who didn't do it"
@paradisepipeco
4 жыл бұрын
No collusion. It was a perfect call. There was no quid pro quo. I did not have sex with that woman. I am not a crook. I didn't see the stop sign. I didn't know it was loaded. It meant nothing to me, Honey. I thought she was eighteen, Your Honor. (etc. ad nauseam)
@Jauvajs
4 жыл бұрын
Seriously you guys are just like anti-vaxxers, ignore 90% of evidence pointing to Trump being right, but there is one source that agrees with me so I only listen to that. I am not Trump supporter, just a guy from Europe sick of this ridiculous witch hunt.
@corytc5095
4 жыл бұрын
Trump if your" SoOoOOooO transparent" where are your tax returns? Just curious
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
4 жыл бұрын
msalanie the Court of Appeals threw out his request and sided with the other Courts request.
@kellen5545
4 жыл бұрын
And the other phones to other world leaders that his admin put on the National security server. I would love to hear what he talked to Putin about.
@DarthEquus
4 жыл бұрын
He's transparent only in the sense that we can see through him and his lies.
@realzachfluke1
4 жыл бұрын
msalanie I wouldn’t say any day now. I’d say it would be sometime next year if the Supreme Court decides to throw out the case, and even further into next year if they do decide to hear the case.
@thehusketeers4319
4 жыл бұрын
His taxes are none of your business
@LostStormcrow
4 жыл бұрын
When Trump tells a lie, he is speaking his native tongue. Treason is, of course, his regional accent.
@Gottenhimfella
4 жыл бұрын
And it is the regional accent of his base, as well. Their shared fantasy that they need to be heavily armed in order to retain the capacity to take down the government is the literal embodiment of conspiracy to commit treason.
@sv9943
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gottenhimfella true that👍...
@rosekiller123
4 жыл бұрын
J Devlin that would be the Democrats, remember they control the TV and it’s content, so?
@harlcc261
4 жыл бұрын
@@rosekiller123 🤣😂😅🤣😂
@miapdx503
4 жыл бұрын
@@rosekiller123 Wow, still trying to prop up an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife. Why? Unless you're one percent wealthy, *he's laughing at you.* Be smarter.
@bumgarner4987
4 жыл бұрын
And 12! Ha love how Stephen can make something exhausting funny! The impeachment is taking forever !!!!!!!
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
4 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that fake impeachment. It will fail like the Mueller witch hunt.
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