9:30 she almost got abducted by the Goodyear blimp. 😂😅😂😅
@bambammartin1556
3 жыл бұрын
How hard is it to say “I have no clue what retrograde means”
@thefourshowflip
3 жыл бұрын
The interviewer saying “I’m an equestrian” as her sign had me rolling 🤣
@bambammartin1556
3 жыл бұрын
@@thefourshowflip that had me too. Right over her head.
@MelodicQuest
3 жыл бұрын
But that doesn't get you on tv
@dcamron46
3 жыл бұрын
The interviewers are definitely prompting people to just say anything...most people would just say I don't know.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
democrats having a hard time. They can't regime change authoritarian government in Russia, china, north Korea, Saudi Arabia, Taliban etc... 🤣🤣
@tophers3756
3 жыл бұрын
More than one person I know are more than happy to stay away from relatives for the holidays. They agreed COVID had been a aecret blessing.
@Statsy10
3 жыл бұрын
“Is that the Goodyear Blimp?” 😂
@Shuizid
3 жыл бұрын
No, it's a spaceship disguised as a blimp trying to abduct her specifically - while just hovering hundreds of feet in the air two neighorhoods over...
@haidarhakimable
3 жыл бұрын
Those people can't be serious. Their answers are killing my brain cells
@calico27
3 жыл бұрын
The Mercury people one got me. I stand for equal rights for the Mercurians!!
@Phil_529
3 жыл бұрын
@@calico27 I think the people of Mercury would agree!
@eldajackson1
3 жыл бұрын
When Kelly Anne talks, I feel sick.
@jackdripper3392
3 жыл бұрын
That was funny! I feel the same. Never look directly into her eyes.
@aromer89
3 жыл бұрын
The people of Mercury.. Holy Mother Molly..
@jumatron2060
3 жыл бұрын
Mercurians is what they like being called.
@jumatron2060
3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström absolutely he should Heber his way. He might be the only one worthy of having his way
@jumatron2060
3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström goodness, I hate swype keyboard. But I concur bezos needs to hear the people. Or are we taking about the other Amazon. You know the lungs of the planet.
@blueberrymouse6206
3 жыл бұрын
With all the craziness in this country, I thank Jimmy for the laughter.
@foxsmith5718
10 ай бұрын
He's laughing at YOU- He's a Hollywood Elite-
@mh9470
3 жыл бұрын
It's so hard to believe these are real and that's why it's even sadder. But "the people of Mercury would agree"
@monmixer
3 жыл бұрын
I was stabbed at least 3 times by the school nurse in the 60's and I'm so happy that I never had polio and a few other things. i had a friend that had polio as a child. it's horrible thing. thank God people had the sense to stamp it out.
@davidlundquist1979
3 жыл бұрын
Okay, "stabbed" may not have been the best choice of words to convince the vaccine-hesitant.
@TheCimbrianBull
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 isn't 'jabbing' a better word?
@noobie1890
3 жыл бұрын
How are you going to compare a disease that leaves people crippled and dead to a virus that’s exclusively harmed people of poor health?
@pieperv
3 жыл бұрын
@@noobie1890 You slept through 8th grade biology didn't you?
@thomasholden500
3 жыл бұрын
I remember my polio vaccine in elementary school. No shot, it was a little cup of pink stuff we drank.
@pmacgowan
3 жыл бұрын
And these people are adults who have has an "education" ... I pity the US education system :-(
@id10t98
3 жыл бұрын
Well, some were apparently educated on Pluto, so...
@stevenrais9360
3 жыл бұрын
Who have has an education? Do you want to give this another try? The irony here
@id10t98
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenrais9360 yes, the irony of your comment is priceless.
@EndeavorsDnB
3 жыл бұрын
I am legitimately concerned for the people walking around wherever they interviewed those people. I’m seriously confused by their answers, that can’t be the way people think.
@fisherking7798
3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry they interview a lot of people and only show the stupid ones
@dylank.4498
3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it usually takes them a while to find and edit the “right” people. IF they found a dozen people who said “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or gave the right answer many, if not all, would be edited out.
@larissasumpter6739
3 жыл бұрын
It is the way some people think… crazy 😜 lol
@anthonyrodriguez2382
3 жыл бұрын
It's as if they stand there while being questioned and literally tell themselves? I don't know the answer,but if I look like i believe I'm smart ? Maybe they'll overlook my utter stupidity?
@2ndmoon
3 жыл бұрын
the interviewer said her sign is EQUESTRIAN and the girl just nodded lmao
@squirrelcottage4052
3 жыл бұрын
I think my sign is Equestrian too! 🐎
@jameshill4589
3 жыл бұрын
and then it cut away before she got a chance to register what she just heard. So cut the lady some slack
@JB-gt5ws
3 жыл бұрын
I'm canine 🤣
@thedocklighter
3 жыл бұрын
_Mercury in Retrograde_ is a variation on the _Moonwalk._ It can be a little tricky to perform if you haven't had enough tequila. Wait, wait- WAIT! Imma show ya... Ah am sho shmart! [Face plants]
@kateandrews2149
3 жыл бұрын
“I’m Equestrian” BA Hahahaha!! Oh dear god! These people think that the Government could intervene with the cosmos… help us
@shawnsisler3743
3 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else absolutely scared to death that people are so incredibly stupid?
@meganh4011
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@commonsense571
3 жыл бұрын
🙋🏻♀️I am
@annsorensen2373
3 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!!!
@MinhLe-kt5zg
3 жыл бұрын
Quite frankly yes
@joanbowden3448
3 жыл бұрын
No, I'm used to it by now. I'm a nurse/paramedic, I've seen it all!
@mikeg3950
3 жыл бұрын
I’m afraid for our country.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@truegrit7697
3 жыл бұрын
With that Mercury in retrograde piece, how is it that humans have survived this long?? 😶
@chamonix2602
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry. I have studied astronomy for years, and I don't know what it means!!
@fisherking7798
3 жыл бұрын
Because f*cking is easy even stupid people can do it
@justincoleman3805
3 жыл бұрын
Because they were more educated in the past.
@gaywizard2000
3 жыл бұрын
@@chamonix2602 they are talking Astrology which is why an actual scientist like yourself wouldn't know this BS!
@wesleydamen2018
3 жыл бұрын
@@chamonix2602 i think its just mercury the moon and earth being in a straight line but i can be wrong could also be jist the passing of mercury along the sun but im to lazy to google
@Davenottheone
3 жыл бұрын
the future of the human race is in trouble listening to these people..
@gaywizard2000
3 жыл бұрын
Just America really, most of us aren't this stupid in the rest of the world!
@lisarose5685
3 жыл бұрын
Very much. And, we are indeed. In deep doodoo
@BlackroseXX9
3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason, aliens dont talk to us.....observe American at our finest!!
@hampshirebackroads9931
3 жыл бұрын
Gas is $4 a gallon in my town. One year ago it was $1.80. Can someone name one thing going right with Biden?!?!?
@hampshirebackroads9931
3 жыл бұрын
@@gaywizard2000 Gas is $4 a gallon in my town. One year ago it was $1.80. Can someone name one thing going right with Biden?!?!?
@cochemoche
3 жыл бұрын
2:04 "It's still in the testes phase" boy that went right by everyone's heads, low key the best joke of the video
@gogetter0009
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Leonaza7
3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want Republicans to vote? Wait guys let's hear him out.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@jackdripper3392
3 жыл бұрын
As a true Republican speaking here, let me say that we like 3 word phrases we can easily memorize and repeat. Such as; Lock her up Build that wall Let's go Brandon Our new one is going to be: We won't vote I think it's going to catch on! Let's all do our part to help spread the new phrase. Thanks, Jack The Republican
@rosesweet1967
3 жыл бұрын
That’s how we got Ossoff and Warnock in the senate here, trump was telling ppl not to vote! 😂
@KNR90
3 жыл бұрын
That's literally the opposite of what he said. Your reading comprehension is pathetic even by American standards
@dustinsindledecker154
3 жыл бұрын
The onne smart thing trump has said and I totally agree trumpers please dont vote
@jessechima
3 жыл бұрын
Intergalactic politics. The people of Mercury will agree. 😭😂😂😂
@SpaceGeek2161
3 жыл бұрын
Astrophysics student here. The "mercury in retrograde" segment was PAINFUL (and yet still amusing somehow).
@ReviewingTech101
3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I stopped using drugs a very long long time ago, the girl saying Mercury would suck all the plantes, 😂 she meant a black hole 🕳😂😂
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
3 жыл бұрын
If there is a war on Christmas, then it's being collectively waged by every advertiser, retailer, and fast-buck artist in the country, none of whom have even the slightest interest in the true meaning of the day.
@KCFlyer2
3 жыл бұрын
and if they can't get presents, then there is no better time to replace gift giving with celebrating the birth of Christ.
@marquettebella1686
3 жыл бұрын
A war on Christmas Day. Instead of spreading love to the street. I don't think theres slightlest value to HUMINTY.
@twistedwedge12
3 жыл бұрын
What is the true meaning of the day?
@rdelrosso2001
3 жыл бұрын
@@twistedwedge12 That "God so loved the World that He gave us His only Son, that whoever would believe in Him, would have eternal Life."
@KCFlyer2
3 жыл бұрын
@@rdelrosso2001 But your kids life will be ruined if the Playstation isn't here by Christmas (according to Fox)
@beverleybender2545
3 жыл бұрын
His base is so stupid hopefully they will listen and not vote in 2022 and 2024
@mred9361
2 жыл бұрын
The first and only good idea he's ever had
@13katecoombs
3 жыл бұрын
I'm more worried about DeJoy stealing Christmas!
@midnighto.g7677
3 жыл бұрын
Bro.. Space Police 🚓🚨😂😂
@Ian_Christensen
3 жыл бұрын
The Name is "DeSuffer"
@eldajackson1
3 жыл бұрын
So, you think they'll take "DeJoy" out of Christmas???
@13katecoombs
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ian_Christensen Ha! Perfect.
@13katecoombs
3 жыл бұрын
@@eldajackson1 Exactly! 😂
@jenniferbraud5942
3 жыл бұрын
The Coso Ultrasonic Bath brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'tea-bagging'.
@ChrisAlbertH47
3 жыл бұрын
Heated (thermal) underwears have existed before that can perform pretty much the same function. Though I imagine the Coso is set on hard boiled.
@lucky14cricket56
3 жыл бұрын
Sous vide
@TJfromEarth
3 жыл бұрын
does it though?
@CassTyson
3 жыл бұрын
But you can’t buy it. It’s in testes.
@edsnotgod
3 жыл бұрын
It's all you think about tea bagging, obviously
@dcamron46
3 жыл бұрын
Watch cosmos by Carl Sagan. Then you'll know what Mercury in retrograde means...and you'll know a lot more useful and interested things about our world too. Should be mandatory for all Americans lol
@ronaldadams3230
3 жыл бұрын
That was funded by David Koch, how dare you.
@johnbrown6189
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldadams3230 that was before he went to the dark side.
@justincoleman3805
3 жыл бұрын
Nerd.
@gaywizard2000
3 жыл бұрын
Retrograde to Astrology is planets appearing to move backwards in the sky, which is not true. There are actual planets that rotate in Retrograde but it's of little importance, just trivia really.
@wizardsuth
3 жыл бұрын
I learned it be reading _The Solar System and Back_ by Isaac Asimov.
@jokeychan7526
3 жыл бұрын
That abduction story had me weak, how does the interviewer not just burst out in laughter
@maxpain1942
3 жыл бұрын
Don't vote Republicans show those democrats. 😉
@blackbeansmatter1280
3 жыл бұрын
Demokkkrats.
@anthonywebb269
3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna agree with Montana after watching these people talk retrograde lol
@rosesmith6925
3 жыл бұрын
Fine, don't vote, worked for Georgia!!
@pedrosura
3 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne forgot the Part where Trump called it a hoax..lol
@pjlmtg316
2 жыл бұрын
It is just that...lol
@silverforest4682
3 жыл бұрын
William Shatner's emotions after the ride made me cry. Great to see him finally get there.
@TheCimbrianBull
3 жыл бұрын
To infinity and beyond!
@noobie1890
3 жыл бұрын
And Jeff Bezos interrupting him to spray champagne over everybody and proceed to toss the bottle onto the ground.... Who the hell goes up to space with Captain Kirk and does that afterwards?
@rdelrosso2001
3 жыл бұрын
Shatner boldly went where William Shattner "had not gone before", at least in real life!
@cryptnick_
3 жыл бұрын
@@noobie1890 Right? I think Shatner seemed seriously impressed and overwhelmed, but Bezos just didn't give a damn.
@valeriejean6507
3 жыл бұрын
@@noobie1890 no class Bezos
@notsure1969
3 жыл бұрын
I'm only wondering why it took us until now to develop a contraceptive testicle bath.
@marcynadler7326
3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy really is an amazing talent. Makes it look easy.
@StumpyJoeTV
3 жыл бұрын
COSO - "still in the testies phase" How did you miss that?
@edvh88
3 жыл бұрын
I was really touched by the humble man who spoke about how we’re all equal, no matter where our parents had sex.
@smallstudiodesign
3 жыл бұрын
So his whole monologue was literally about nutcases …
@davidlundquist1979
3 жыл бұрын
I'm embarrassed to admit it actually took me a few seconds to comprehend this line, because the first one was literal.
@TheCimbrianBull
3 жыл бұрын
It was a tough nut to crack! 😩
@smallstudiodesign
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 😉 … There y’a go. Least you got it.
@jamessullivan5459
3 жыл бұрын
Mercury in retrograde means that it appears to be moving backwards in the night sky. You can only really tell when you take an image of Mercury each night from the same location.
@SkipAd_Vegas
3 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it by 33 minutes 👍👍😠😉
@kingjamos2422
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I had no clue.
@karinbarger9192
3 жыл бұрын
And every other planet in our solar system has retrograde periods as well.
@farrahupson
3 жыл бұрын
YES. "Retrograde" is always merely apparent. It's apparent motion because of our viewpoint. Nothing is actually moving backwards or in a loop.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
democrats having a hard time. They can't regime change authoritarian government in Russia, china, north Korea, Saudi Arabia, Taliban etc... 🤣🤣
@hanserikkratholmrasmussen6623
3 жыл бұрын
These interviews in the street has just opened my eyes to how Trump can get away with his scams. It's som much easier when people don't know a thing about anything. To put it nicely.
@dancingcloudlew4311
3 жыл бұрын
As the old adage says, "ignorance is bliss." I beg to differ, "ignorance is pathetic."
@Girlgamssilver
3 жыл бұрын
Not nicely. They are stupid.
@rdelrosso2001
3 жыл бұрын
Hans, are you related to the "Rasmussen" in the "Rasmussen Poll"?
@hanserikkratholmrasmussen6623
3 жыл бұрын
@@rdelrosso2001 No. Rasmussen is a very common danish name.
@mikotomisaka8714
3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström lmao. It's not solely america, wherever you are is at least 60 percent stupid, it's literally everywhere. How do you think a dictator in central America got popular and elected even though he TOLD everyone he was going to start killing people and randomly insults women every time he gets on a mic? Humans are stupid in general, because its the 21st century where everyone thinks they're special and better than everyone else, and therefore don't feel the need to LEARN from their mistakes.. The moment you start laughing at the other country or group of people for being dumbasses BECAUSE you're sure you're smarter is the moment you need to sit down and vitally think and MAKE sure you're ACTUALLY smarter.. because it's people who thought that way who were actually dumber that brought Trump and every other dictator into power.
@freda2758
3 жыл бұрын
I would have thought Education for Texas.
@thecaptainredpants
3 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is king. Laughed through the whole monologue.
@emilykg
3 жыл бұрын
Gluten! So true!!! 🤣 If you don't know about something (Mercury Retrograde), then just say you don't know!
@13loodydove46
3 жыл бұрын
If these people are a representation of our nation's intelligence then we are all doomed.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@annsorensen2373
3 жыл бұрын
I KNOW!! It's TERRIFYING!!!
@Hirnlego999
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz "Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house" Nobody wants the failed fascist back into power
@earlmorton6265
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hirnlego999 Some Republicans will be voting for Democrats to save our Democracy.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hirnlego999 that whitz guilt doesn't work anymore. The irony Joe Biden mentor is Robert Byrd a long time democrats members LMAO
@ClipzILike1
3 жыл бұрын
“What nutcase made this nutcase?” 😂😂😂😂
@catsbythefire
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jaynorris3722
3 жыл бұрын
Best news for thus year. No republikkkcans voting. Brilliant!!!!!
@markuhlman3767
3 жыл бұрын
You want to put kkk in something...try demokkkrats...
@sherryelle225
3 жыл бұрын
I love that idea. The trolls leave stupid comments about it but their own god, trump, was the one who suggested it lol.
@smkh2890
3 жыл бұрын
His sections questioning the public are both hilarious and terrifying!
@vickywitton1008
3 жыл бұрын
I heard it!
@vickywitton1008
3 жыл бұрын
Yes these people are allowed to drive and operate machinery!
@ccdogpark
3 жыл бұрын
@@vickywitton1008 Yes and some of them become popular enough to live in the white house for 4 years. Sad.
@HAmatelot
2 жыл бұрын
And they have children 🙄
@filipohman7277
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome Work Jimmy and Thaaaaanks Bro!!!👍👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸
@larrysernyk6154
3 жыл бұрын
Send Trump to Mercury. He can be president there.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@joanbowden3448
3 жыл бұрын
Just make sure he takes ALL of his maga morons w/ him!
@stephanie5249
3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t agree more, my fellow definitely-real republicans. Lets never vote again!! Stick it to the man. Own those libs and whatnot. Voting is for the weak minded. Huzzah!
@personanongrata80s
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah!! If you voted you're nothing but a sheep!!!! Let's owned the libs, murica's baby!!!!!
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Another liberal think he speak for all American LMAO
@peachesandpoets
3 жыл бұрын
David Pakman said "These are the type of tactics that would really only work to manipulate morons and dolts, quite frankly. Let's be a little more polite - low information voters. Ignorant individuals." 😂
@jackdripper3392
3 жыл бұрын
We republicans like 3 word phrases we can easily memorize and chant. Such as ; Lock her up Build that wall Let's go Brandon Our new one is going to be: We won't vote. I think it's going to catch on!
@StanSwan
3 жыл бұрын
Nor sure I want any of those liberals that think people live in Mercury voting either.
@sunshinelizard1
3 жыл бұрын
Let's not talk about the not voting thing, let's let that one takes it's course while we silently look away...
@shannond7437
3 жыл бұрын
Logical as always! Let’s not forget when he tries again in 2024 to remind them there is no voting!
@MultiTomcat67
3 жыл бұрын
We solved "the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020", we kicked him out of the White House. 😛
@marilynwalton5387
3 жыл бұрын
LAUGHING OUT LOUD WHILE I ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR ...... !
@mikegendron3723
3 жыл бұрын
Well, just when you think FUX-News could not get any stupider, they raise the ante!!
@PeaceEpieces
3 жыл бұрын
We are happy you enjoyed your daily brainwashing, Mike. Plz enjoy more.
@sramoore0075187
3 жыл бұрын
I would like to mention that 3 of the 4 states that border Mexico under Republican control…Id like to know why those governors don’t do more to protect their own states.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
3 жыл бұрын
and lower the bar :-(
@deezpleez3832
3 жыл бұрын
@@PeaceEpieces chill lol. You’re using a burner account and I bet you cry like how Embiid cried after a playoff game
@shlepmessing8703
3 жыл бұрын
At least their chief medical advisor doesn't go on the Joe Rogan podcast and admit CNN lied. Go luck it up, stupid.
@kingjamos2422
3 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say I have never heard anyone say anything about mercury in retrograde. I've never even heard of it. Evidently neither have these people. At least I'm honest. lol
@dcamron46
3 жыл бұрын
Watch cosmos by Carl sagan, it's truly eye opening and wonderful!
@embermonkey
3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo saying "no" to hatchimals like that made my day
@alexcontreras1972
3 жыл бұрын
I'm worried about people from LA. Idk what kind of weed they're smoking
@WilliamRWarrenJr
3 жыл бұрын
Did he just say the 'ballwasher' gizmo was in "...the testes phase" and nobody except me noticed?
@lindapatric216
3 жыл бұрын
Hit 120k today, Thank you for all the knowledge and nuggets you had thrown my way over the last months . Started with 14k in January 2021
@garciafrederick4803
3 жыл бұрын
ᐩ①③③⑥⑤⑨③⑥④③⑨
@garciafrederick4803
3 жыл бұрын
What,App above for guidance
@meangene98
3 жыл бұрын
It looks like it’s Christmas season at Fox already.
@lillyanderson3623
3 жыл бұрын
Great show as always, thank you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and team 🤗💝💝💝
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@dustinsindledecker154
3 жыл бұрын
@ryan lex how is Russia treating you damn bot
@kimjongun6746
3 жыл бұрын
Donald is finally speaking about good things. Keep it up donnie
@davidlundquist1979
3 жыл бұрын
1:46 Good Lord, why is it sitting right next to a cactus?! I'm literally sitting here wincing, just contemplating all the ways that could go wrong.
@visariosorino8034
3 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. 😇😉💙❤👍
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Flop show! so many Subscribers but the views doesn't match his videos LMAO
@NewMessage
3 жыл бұрын
Ultrasound? So... it vibrates.... Starting to see how this might work. By the time it's done with you, you just want a sandwich and a nap.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@jonnelson9760
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz But I thought it was all fraudulent so...
@danmartin633
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonnelson9760 democrats still mad they can't remove 2nd amendment. Are they afraid they might get overthrow by the people(conservative)?? 😂😂
@jonnelson9760
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz I think they are more afraid of losing their voting rights and right wing authoritarianism.
@nandfednu3502
3 жыл бұрын
4:52 ?Laura Ingraham? can't imagine the person who believes the words coming out of her mouth- like, her writers are telling her this sells and she doesn't believe it; it's paying her bills and she cannot believe anyone would buy it... maybe an Oscar?
@smorris7713
3 жыл бұрын
When you're allergic to "I don't know"...
@catsbythefire
3 жыл бұрын
Omg...the testicle thing made me spew my coffee.....too friggin funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MartaWomack
3 жыл бұрын
That testicle bath is hilarious! Now I know what to get my husband, the man who has everything, for Christmas!
@mikekeating
3 жыл бұрын
Those stickers are a lawsuit waiting to happen... You can't just slap someone's face on a product with out permission.
@hornlesscow1162
3 жыл бұрын
Doubt anyone from your team will see this Jimmy but if anyone is listening; I was thoroughly entertained with the retrograde clip and I get that smart people aren't entertaining but id appreciate showing them more. Now more than ever we should be aware of mental health issues and seeing nothing but a constant barrage of idiots can be pretty defeating to a nation that already feels defeated.
@MillZ56
3 жыл бұрын
At least all it “the outtakes” an upload as a separate YT video versus changing the show
@dalpz205
3 жыл бұрын
You worded this perfectly. I totally agree. Plus I'm there's probably prompting beforehand to make it worse. I'm sure some ppl get it right but that doesn't air. There's just a lot wrong with it and I'm glad you said it.
@brandobond
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I'm sure there were lots of people who knew what it meant or at least admitted they didn't know. As a non-American, seeing these constant barrages of nutjobs and morons really reinforces the negative stereotypes about American citizens.
@Cheeseatingjunglista
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, the people in the street are completely insane - is there someone giving out free extra strength weed cookies??
@lauralaidler1176
3 жыл бұрын
I. LoVe. Kimmel ❤️💜❤️. Watch. 4. Yrs. Everynite. An. Monologue again 2 laugh in morning ‼️. God bless. Laughter at the TRUTH‼️‼️❤️‼️
@mitchzurbrigg2403
3 жыл бұрын
The nut bath is actually a cool idea. My girlfriend can't take contraceptive and condoms just suck
@GenRN
3 жыл бұрын
But not in a good way.
@tonib.3016
3 жыл бұрын
Too bad they dont have the sponge anymore,that was a great contraceptive. Its been way too long for me to even worry about such things haha! Not sure if they still have the VCF film inserts at the pharmacy but if so,y'all should try that. Its just a little piece of spermicide film that you insert and you do have to wait I think maybe 20 minutes for it to dissolve. It worked for me so thats my best advice!
@Leonaza7
3 жыл бұрын
This is awesome - Trump demanding that the GOP not vote. You reap what you sow. Republicans should have gotten rid of him when they had the chance
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats are afraid of republican taking back control of house, after all they only need 6 seats in mid term election. There no blue wave in 2020 election as predicted BTW GOP only lost 2 seats LMAO 😂😂😂
@johnscott2849
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz you stuck on repeat. brain sticking or to lazy to think of something new.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnscott2849 there no blue wave a predicted in 2020 election 😂😂😂
@serenagutierrez395
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnscott2849 Thank you!!!!! Dude has commented on every comment.. what do you expect from a Trump supporter they try to shove bullshit down ones throat! They don't shut up.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
@@serenagutierrez395 republican need 6 seats in mid term election. Democrats are having a hard time 😂😂
@joehackney1376
3 жыл бұрын
He always told us that he was a genius. Now, he figured out how to get rid of himself. Maybe he was right.
@krisfrederick5001
3 жыл бұрын
I work for UPS and assure you that we have been doing way more than we can with fewer people than we should have to get you what you need, for quite some time.
@HonkyDonkeyKingKongDingDong
2 жыл бұрын
Where do these people come from?! 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤨
@SpaceForceCommander
3 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Conway: “We did the Alternative Science part” on vaccines.
@SkipAd_Vegas
3 жыл бұрын
If you ever noticed her little quick swallow before she tells a lie that she knows is just ridiculously true in alternate world?
@SpaceForceCommander
3 жыл бұрын
@@SkipAd_Vegas Never noticed it before. Thanks. 👍
@awaugh17
3 жыл бұрын
@@SkipAd_Vegas not seeing it
@shlepmessing8703
3 жыл бұрын
Ginger Psaki: "Let me circle back on that." Dipshits.
@shlepmessing8703
3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström Did you see Joe Rogan destroy CNN's medical advisor on that? The medical advisor admitted CNN lied. Suck on that.
@jonathanfoster4202
3 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: “what’s your sign?” Girl: “I’m a taurus.” Interviewer: “Cool! I’m an equestrian 🏇” Girl: *nods approvingly*
@zoltore23
3 жыл бұрын
Donald is only person ever to go through an Ivy League school and come out with a 5th grade education and a BA in extortion.
@johnbrown6189
3 жыл бұрын
No it happens all the time. If your rich and you say "l have an Ivy League education" l immediately question and scrutinize you.
@elizamccroskey1708
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't Ted Cruz go to Princeton and Harvard? Donald isn't the only one.
@samimotag
3 жыл бұрын
yep, lol
@hampshirebackroads9931
3 жыл бұрын
Gas is $4 a gallon in my town. One year ago it was $1.80. Can someone name one thing going right with Biden?!?!?
@hampshirebackroads9931
3 жыл бұрын
@@elizamccroskey1708 Gas is $4 a gallon in my town. One year ago it was $1.80. Can someone name one thing going right with Biden?!?!?
@Demerus99
3 жыл бұрын
I truly hope that they have to interview a lot of people to get these gems. But I suspect they do not.
@desisshadow314
3 жыл бұрын
8:39 shows Keegan Michael key playing one of his iconic characters.
@thesoundsmith
3 жыл бұрын
"Mercury is in retrograde." Either they made Freddie go back to finish his GED or they're noticing it's Winter, and the thermometer is going down.
@ronaldadams3230
3 жыл бұрын
It is the planet or ex-planets visible path on earth, at certain times it looks as if it moves backwards and does if Earth is your reference point. Hence the word planet means wandering star. It is kinda amazing that they tracked everything that well, without city light there are a hella amount of stars.
@gagsdoublej4254
3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me Sir/Madam Are you saved? If you died tonight are you going to heaven? Jesus loves you
@pdcdesign9632
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldadams3230 are you kinda , tryna, hella butcher the English language? LOL
@pdcdesign9632
3 жыл бұрын
@@gagsdoublej4254 I'm saving at Walmart. Does that count? Get lost with your religion.
@ronaldadams3230
3 жыл бұрын
@@pdcdesign9632 Hmm, is that a trick question?
@thomasstegelmann5708
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe these people are allowed to vote, or even walk the streets. 🤦
@generaljellyroll8737
3 жыл бұрын
Most of us want the same thing. Health and happiness are two examples but genuine love is another. We spend our lives looking for it. if we are lucky enough to find it, it’s fleeting and when it’s gone we lie to ourselves that we have it. Then we admit to ourselves it’s gone. Some of us on our death beds. Some of us die denying reality. Like the sun setting on the horizon We have to chase it like there is no tomorrow because one day there won’t be. Then like the sun, love and the ability to feel it, finally ends. Don’t waste time
@varadbhandare4441
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously? People don't know what Retrograde actually is?
@xR0N1Nx
3 жыл бұрын
I've been snipped and I still want the ball spa, they deserve it
@neildutton8077
3 жыл бұрын
"He could have did something." The US education system at it's best.
@ShahidKhan-ke8fe
3 жыл бұрын
it's how many African-Americans speak.
@sydkiriakou2481
3 жыл бұрын
Yep the future so bright we need to wear shades😎
@misterresister8358
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShahidKhan-ke8fe It doesn't make it anymore grammatically correct.
@66Sixxy
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShahidKhan-ke8fe I know a whole lot of whyt folks that speak that way as well. Our education system needs a serious upgrade.
@ShahidKhan-ke8fe
3 жыл бұрын
@@misterresister8358 no it doesn't, but it's a fact. Many say they got their hair 'did'.
@imatugwaddle2291
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I actually agree with Trump: Hey, Republicans---DON'T VOTE!!!!
@hapfingsten2076
3 жыл бұрын
Let's Go Brandon!
@gdavis5620
3 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@doradennis2409
3 жыл бұрын
Let them use dead people to vote like the Dummycrats do!
@imatugwaddle2291
2 жыл бұрын
@@doradennis2409 Were you born stupid, or did you really have to work at it??
@Godisgood-mm3tr
2 жыл бұрын
@@imatugwaddle2291 lol you worship fauci and have gotten the experiment look it up fauci killed puppies
@wingedbluj1674
3 жыл бұрын
What in his life made him believe that ANY human being in the history of our planet... could SOMEHOW control the revolution of the planets?
@michaelr.7054
3 жыл бұрын
Let's go brandon 👏
@lynnegackstetter2779
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the ball boiler was hysterical 😄😄😄
@kathleensposato5529
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry about stealing Christmas from kids, worry about stealing the future of the planet.
@kingjamos2422
3 жыл бұрын
I would have been "...worry about stealing all Christmases from all the kids", but hey, that works too.
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
Wait I thought democrats are atheist?? 😂
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz wait - you actually read the thread before posting this time? I feel like you still don't get how this "commenting on thread topics" thing works, but nice try! Good for you, Ryan :-)
@johnsimon933
3 жыл бұрын
You're actually about 3 million years too late and over 300 nuclear explosions. Not to mention millions of animals and volcanic eruptions to even come close to making a dent.
@siam5579
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz And you would be wrong about that. Just because you’re republican don’t mean God is exclusively yours. Most of you that say your Christian don’t practice at all.
@zishlol
3 жыл бұрын
"Here's a picture of the sun that day" "Wow that's crazy"
@Ryanlexz
3 жыл бұрын
democrats having a hard time. They can't regime change authoritarian government in Russia, china, north Korea, Saudi Arabia, Taliban etc... 🤣🤣
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz and this is relevant to the OP... how?
@SavagelyBadAtLosing
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanlexz you wanna re-word that where it's intelligible english?
@Shuizid
3 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Ryan is propably drunk and just wants to go around, yelling at kids because his life is so miserable and he needs a distraction, while supporting the people who made his life miserable.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
3 жыл бұрын
@@Shuizid sounds legit :-(
@sambathehusqueen9909
3 жыл бұрын
All the street segments make me happier that the end is near.
@hampshirebackroads9931
3 жыл бұрын
Gas is $4 a gallon in my town. One year ago it was $1.80. Can someone name one thing going right with Biden?!?!?
@raveyk
3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else see Mr. Clean walk past behind the guy in the cowboy hat? 😂😂😂😂
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