I particularly liked the line " You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but perform no other useful function"
@Winterascent
Жыл бұрын
I think that effectively raising billable hours is universally recognized as a useful function in most mechanics garages.
@tedleimbach3724
2 жыл бұрын
I am a mechanical engineer and this has always motivated me to overly complexificate my technical writing. Why say column when you can say vertical structural member. Why say screw when you can say helically threaded fastener with female hexagonal socket. It makes the normal people think you are crazy. It is so much fun.
@JamesOfKS
2 жыл бұрын
You female parent sexual intercoursers
@ledchickenfpv7164
2 жыл бұрын
I must respectfully question your claimed mechanical engineering credentials, Sir. A helically threaded fastener that mates up with a female hexagonal socket is commonly known as a bolt, not a screw. I sincerely hope that no one ends up getting hurt if reading your carelessly worded comment leads to some kind of boltup.
@tedleimbach3724
2 жыл бұрын
@@ledchickenfpv7164 I went to a state school so you are right to question my credentials. However you can have a 1/4-20 SHCS UNC 2B (socket head cap screw, coarse thread, 2b fit which I dont care enough about to look up) or a 1/4-20 FHCS (flat head) but if you put a hex head on that same threaded fastener, you then, my friend, have a bolt. I am open to being corrected and told how my knowledge of nuts and bolts is flawed.
@westganton
2 жыл бұрын
It's similar in tech except that we use jargon like hyperconvergence, sidecar injection, microservices, continuous integration, and kubernetes to baffle the layman
@tedleimbach3724
2 жыл бұрын
@@westganton I have ten minutes on piping, tubing, and threaded pipe versus welded pipe that would bore the paint off a wall. Last time I used it I barely got off the negligent homicide beef on a technicality.
@UncleMas
14 жыл бұрын
..."for the purposes of obscurity..." Best line in the whole thing! Perfect!
@Rx7man
3 жыл бұрын
As well as "adding billable hours to your service department while performing no other use"
@abubaseet
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rx7man And "instruction manual and song book"
@thenadonation2664
2 жыл бұрын
"Its a simple head code, anyone can catch it" I cant get enough of these videos.
@alanmalcheski8882
Жыл бұрын
I got COBD deltachron last winter and gave it to my buddy by accident. Now I always wear a mask when I'm working on cars.
@DarkstarArchangel
3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the third different version of this "Turbo Incabulator" speech I've seen.
@VictoriousGardenosaurus
3 жыл бұрын
I have also been on this merry go round. What are we even doing here
@jamesplotkin4674
3 жыл бұрын
So, what you're sharing is the fact you've actually seen this presentation for the fourth time ;-)
@shaungiesbrecht6720
3 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@johngerity
2 жыл бұрын
The Rockwell one is my fave.
@charlesvan13
2 жыл бұрын
Strange that the Turbo Encabulator has the same features as the Retro Encabulator.
@ThisSteveGuy
Жыл бұрын
3:21 - To service this fault, refer to the Turbo Incabulator diagnostic procedures manual and song book.
@Where_is_Waldo
2 ай бұрын
This is the best one. I like the use of the spark plug wire and battery charger.
@dceder8018
3 жыл бұрын
Sigmoid Rumbling. I hate that when it happens. But it is easy to null out if you invert the phase detractor.
@alanmalcheski8882
Жыл бұрын
That works but I've found that using the correct weight oil greatly reduces your chance of over rotating the vega flux plate, so there's no need to adjust your detraction zero point. I usually go with 550 weight, unless the weather is cloudy of course, then I bump it down to 530.
@SIE44TAR
Жыл бұрын
"...six hydrocoptic marzel vanes'. Picks up a distributor pack. haha!
@Frogmood
24 күн бұрын
this guy was really pigeon-holed into the most specific role on ever
@rawrdinosaur212
14 жыл бұрын
refer to the turbo incabulator sing and song book
@Kenshin6321
3 жыл бұрын
This showed up on my recommendations and I don't know why, but I'm glad it did.
@DumbDishNL
2 жыл бұрын
If the pace of speaking was a little bit faster, it could've been a Dan Aykroyd text. "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."
@jasonpanozzo3317
Жыл бұрын
The dingle arm though
@socksumi
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Star Trek TNG tech talk.
@thearoom
Жыл бұрын
So funny.. Is there outtakes video or blooper videos?
@richardoakley8800
2 жыл бұрын
The realty scary thing is i actually understand what he's saying .
@lgfl
2 жыл бұрын
Seek help!!;)
@kens2328
2 жыл бұрын
I understood everything right up until I saw the corn starch. Everyone knows a wheat germ-malted barley alloy works better during the diagnostic phase.
@alanmalcheski8882
Жыл бұрын
ahem... some of us are gluten intolerant, thank you very much. Have some consideration.
@anthonywozniak7373
2 жыл бұрын
mechanics learning in the 90's must have had a fear of the words "now basically"
@erronblack308
Жыл бұрын
There’s more to this? Why doesn’t this one have millions of views too?
@Winterascent
Жыл бұрын
My car is burping, again 3:15.
@coasternut3091
Жыл бұрын
"Raise the billable hours from the service department but serve no other useful function"
@-xirx-
2 жыл бұрын
Where I come from "gear heads" means something quite different!
@Dr.M.VincentCurley
2 жыл бұрын
This is why we can't have nice things.
@relentlessmadman
2 жыл бұрын
where can I order a dingle arm ????? I don't know what it does but I want one!!!!
@LiveFastRaceHard
2 жыл бұрын
the only thing that was true was the "preforming tests for no other purpose than to raise the billable hours" lmfao
@georgenooray4821
Жыл бұрын
Soft disclosure 😮
@thats_my_comment
2 жыл бұрын
Flux mustard ! 😂😂😂
@troy3509
3 жыл бұрын
This shit is funny
@candygarden5029
2 жыл бұрын
wait this is exactly what that other guy said. . .where the hell am i
@justananonymousperson7011
Жыл бұрын
"Too much gas in the fuel system"
@somebodyelse5820
3 жыл бұрын
This is just the same as the Rockwell Automations guy but with a few words changed.
@Bankable2790
3 жыл бұрын
Ya... it’s an old script
@singularwave
13 жыл бұрын
But does it have a hemi?
@michaeltoner1993
3 жыл бұрын
Two in fact, unusually here they are run in parallel, which achieves enhanced rotudinal magnification and allows quasimetric specificity in regards to the desired event horizon. They can also be toggled individually to provide more control of all 16 baromorphic splines.
@ThunderAppeal
Жыл бұрын
Until he said 'for use in unilateral phase detractors' I never understood what the purpose of these turbo encabulators was.
@adrientunchie4492
3 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES IT HAVE 31 THOUSAND VIEWS
@xkupi
Жыл бұрын
Is this guy speaking english?
@Rocketman88002
Жыл бұрын
Maxwell must be turning in his grave! His equations cannot easily explain inverse reactive current or capacitive duractance.
@healer378
2 жыл бұрын
That's the way religon works! Mumbo Jambo starts the believers.
@jothain
2 жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite line is "Since little or nothing is known about the principles involved, diagnosing faults can be a problem" 🤣
@kprnospm
2 жыл бұрын
"It's a common code, anyone can catch it. "
@tps64
Жыл бұрын
it will effectively raise the billable hours for the service dept.
@Shepherd4now
3 жыл бұрын
I knew he was lying when he put "Chrysler motors" in the same sentence with "quality" and " reliability" but then he got my attention again when he said "crudely conceived ideas".
@TheBruegmann
3 жыл бұрын
Good one !!
@alanmalcheski8882
Жыл бұрын
I want to believe
@TearYouApart360
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kari53
3 жыл бұрын
I actually saw this back in 1997 at Chrysler. They played it before one of our training sessions to lighten the mood before we wrote our transmission exam.
@Bankable2790
3 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Ross sweet
@StanleyDWilliams
2 жыл бұрын
In my days at Ford as a video director we recorded Bud doing this more than once over the years. It's great to see this on KZitem recorded by someone at Chrysler. Bud Haggard was and still is a legend. I grew up as a child hearing his voice on educational films. On of my early days at Ford I heard his voice over the studio control system and chills went up my spine. It was like hearing your Dad's voice after so many years. I met him and over the following years hired him many times. He was always the consummate professional, and he could make anything sound authentic on the first read. A great talent.
@Bankable2790
3 жыл бұрын
“If there are any system faults they will be displayed in secret code” lmaooo that got me so hard
@gregorykusiak5424
3 жыл бұрын
It’s no shock to me that Chrysler is dead, after the Germans and then Italians put their methods to use on this. Bring back the Dingle Arm!
@kdrapertrucker
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the German's over engineer everything, and the Italians under engineer everything, then the Italians change sides.
@EricStricks
12 жыл бұрын
Show this to first year auto students at your local high school when they get a little too big for their britches. That'l scare them.
@EXwifeKILLER
3 жыл бұрын
I seen this video in Tech school. The instructor was holding back tears lol
@DavidHerscher
3 жыл бұрын
"For the purposes of obscurity..." How did he keep a straight face. I lost it.
@nmd4332
3 жыл бұрын
I would've been dying at "diagnostics manual and songbook"
@simonmcneilly55
2 жыл бұрын
The more you see, the more confusing it gets.... 👀.
@emgee44
3 жыл бұрын
“A simple head code, anyone can catch it” 🤣
@Bankable2790
3 жыл бұрын
Lol it took me a second to catch that one
@henrikwelamsson4944
Жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@1dgram
Жыл бұрын
@@henrikwelamsson4944A simple head cold, *sneeze*
@zone2Ironman
2 жыл бұрын
I've finally discovered how side fumbling was prevented
@mikegraham4255
Жыл бұрын
Incredible. And I thought that Leslie Nielson was a master of maintaining a static hyper-phlegmatic countenance over extended temporal / longitudinal modalities and ranges!
@PorkFistedViking
2 жыл бұрын
"The turbo incabulator diagnostic procedures and songbook"
@gladdingcraft6950
2 жыл бұрын
Manual and songbook, lol, what a gem.
@dont-want-no-wrench
3 жыл бұрын
had no idea this script even existed, and now have seen 3 different readings of it on youtube. what a wonderful world
@scottrager5145
4 жыл бұрын
WTF was he using the Corn Starch for? It wasn't covered in this segment and I feel I'm lost in my rebuild!!!
@fwhowell
3 жыл бұрын
Listen carefully. There will be a test afterwards.
@jamescain6414
3 жыл бұрын
This science is old--obsolete in fact. Today, turbo incabulators have been replaced by renticular morphodoctricks, which use LED and atomic technologies. They're more expensive, but they last longer and produce far more energy.
@drewberrynews3875
2 жыл бұрын
Yes but doesn't it still use a spurving bearing? I've heard these are a problem and raise the price of a billable sale.
@bloodysabboth5964
2 жыл бұрын
Didnt they make the dingle arm Bluetooth after ver. 5.289?
@alanmalcheski8882
Жыл бұрын
There is still a market for those who appreciate direct current driven encabulators, the power band they produce has a gradient that ascends in harmonic intervals rather than your fancy new, digital morphodocs.
@boosthungry
14 жыл бұрын
LOL Well that's 4 minutes of my life that will forever be filed in the WTF folder
@loxpectationz7562
3 жыл бұрын
"...perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department, but will perform no other useful function." I think most service techs took that part seriously 🤣
@MKNYC_
2 жыл бұрын
Thankful for the simple head codes that anyone can catch.
@thebluelunarmonkey
2 жыл бұрын
sigmoid rumbling below the beltline? Fart.
@jabtrade
11 жыл бұрын
Too much gas in the fuel system? I fell out of my chair and will not be able to continue today!!
@Bankable2790
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr that was the best line
@CosmoGreekSF
2 жыл бұрын
The box of Argo cornstarch is such a nice touch.
@Jack63141
Жыл бұрын
That's to help remedy for too much gas in the fuel system. Everyone knows that corn starch causes gas.
@scottbrown8934
2 жыл бұрын
Is there side fumbling and single Dingle arms?
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny, that was back in the day before they realized they could simply use the Higgs Bosonic particle indentrificationizer to quantify the quantum particulates to achieve the desired efficiency quark angles into the ever elusive semi-symmetrical dark matter encapsulated graphene carbon nanotubular phase charged diode enabled Googol-Plex!!
@DiamondMounter
3 жыл бұрын
I couldnt live without my indentrificationizer! I cant imagine working without one
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
3 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondMounter Hey Thanks, IKR?! Don't even get me started from when the neutrino-isolationating pulsarsyndrominated gravity waveform V-angular isotopes would suppress the micromated & crushed thalliumized green isotopiated slow burn sequences!
@birdy3934
3 жыл бұрын
@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS Haha Absolutely. Thank goodness for the ceramic isotrinzicating cylindrical rotating osperator valves and the hydrothermopneumatic reciprocating flanges put an end to those days
@stephennielsen8349
Жыл бұрын
To service this fault, refer to the turbo incabulator diagnostic procedures manual and song book Because who doesn’t like songs about turbo incabulators?
@GrayifiedX
Жыл бұрын
Always good when side fumbling can be avoided.
@henrikwelamsson4944
Жыл бұрын
Me presenting my school project that was completely copy pasted
@jtveg
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing all that useful information. 😉👌🏻 I recently needed to service my Turbo Incabulator but my dog at the songbook. Does anyone know where I can get one?
@ToxicSpork
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody under the age of 30 after watching this: Wait a second...cars had ASH TRAYS in them?!?!
@loganmacgyver2625
Жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna see the ashtray diagnosis and repair video
@JCVC1986454
2 жыл бұрын
my girl had no idea why I was laughing so hard
@fluffyrider9467
2 жыл бұрын
The first copy pasta 🍝
@Albtraum_TDDC
2 жыл бұрын
manual and song-book LOL
@mileswhittington9971
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, this is a joke...
@Bodycountunknown
2 жыл бұрын
This is what I used to hear when my dad would turn on car repair and modification shows as a kid.
@3n3ly7m9
2 жыл бұрын
Getting "Technical Jargon Overload" vibes from this....
@ryanb418
3 жыл бұрын
Ashtray & cigarette lighter operation, diagnosis & repair next month boys!!!!! Hell yeah!! I'm off to study up on dingle arm functionality. Have a good day!!!
@Plagueborne
Жыл бұрын
"...refer to the Turbo Incabulator Diagnostic Procedures Manual and Songbook..."
@digitaltroublemaker4851
2 жыл бұрын
auto-generated cc works surprisingly well - better than for most YT videos
@emmettturner9452
Жыл бұрын
ENcabulator, not INcabulator. You did it in the title and the intro.
@lancejobs
Жыл бұрын
The Turbo Incabulator diagnostic manual and song book, A moment Brother I shall fetch the incense and sacred oils. Begin the chant.
@RichardFallstich
Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't sigmoid rumbling below the beltline be rectal gaseous discharge? i.e.: a fart?
@sandman7793
2 жыл бұрын
When I was in vo tech in the 90s for automotive tech. They played this shit. I was like, maybe this isn't for me. Haha. Funny to see it again.
@angryroostercreations5194
Жыл бұрын
"sigmoid rumbling below the belt line" sounds like the turboencabulator had to fart.
@FazRadioCrypto
2 жыл бұрын
it appears that the unit they are diagnosing is displaying an ID-10-T error..
@gpscc
2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the GeoEncabulator: kzitem.info/news/bejne/r4Oo3qB_sISKqaw
@npcimknot958
2 жыл бұрын
I see a car in the back.. i assume this has to do with cars or sometihng lol.. but boy i feel dumb lol … lke there is a joke that I’m not getting lol
@AndrewSnyder-Urech
Жыл бұрын
Tubro incabulator diagnostic procedures and song book LOL
@NeutronX101
Жыл бұрын
And mechanics are complaining about all the electronics in cars now.
@averagepizzaenjoyer5681
2 жыл бұрын
i *HATE* it when my turbo incabulator burps.
@thomasince1987
2 жыл бұрын
This is the same as the Rockwell encabulator
@teamgamechannel3143
3 жыл бұрын
What is this like a meme from 1991 or something lol so confused
@stevea2909
Жыл бұрын
If man were meant to turbo incabluate... we would!
@kl1970
2 жыл бұрын
How companies try too win people over to buy their products
@onecamboost1
Жыл бұрын
This guy has to have a hard time talking to his wife.
@Cre8tvMG
3 жыл бұрын
Songbook for the win!!
@JT-ee1ii
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a simple “head code” anyone can catch it.
@bakhirun
11 жыл бұрын
I should point out that he failed to mention potential vibratory-clitoral maniacalulations from the muffler bearings. You won't detect that unless the vuvuzuela factor comes into play when replenishing blinker fluid - balancing both blinkers according to standard industry procedure.
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