“It’s what brothers do when one is vastly more fortunate than the other” 😂😂😂😂😂
@bitwawesome1
10 ай бұрын
Romance girl
@1.jerm_
6 ай бұрын
I loved her so much she’s so beautiful in and out ❤️
@prohard1627
3 жыл бұрын
Two and a half man are amazing
@user-qt3rl3do7r
Ай бұрын
She was by far the most beautiful woman recurring star on this show.
@codingamul7468
3 жыл бұрын
Melissa Rauch and Kelly Stables : two perfect little cute dwarf
@mondochild
Жыл бұрын
DAYMN🥰 twins, many think about it, few have done it w/ twins, or sisters
@amysmileyreid95
Жыл бұрын
Big difference is Bernadette is horrible
@kylesavage4525
8 ай бұрын
With incredibly annoying voices
@jeffreylorenger9234
Жыл бұрын
This my favorite episode.
@sourabhkarmakar8040
Жыл бұрын
Irony and after when Alan fall for Melissa, Charlie said to him "You don't crap where you eat" 🤣
@bitwawesome1
10 ай бұрын
Romance girl
@sourabhkarmakar8040
10 ай бұрын
@@bitwawesome1 this is not funny anymore, stop spamming everywhere.
@bitwawesome1
10 ай бұрын
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 Romance girl
@sourabhkarmakar8040
10 ай бұрын
@@bitwawesome1 you 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@cocomojo1858
6 ай бұрын
"You crap where I live!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@psic.harper2329
2 жыл бұрын
Most beautiful woman of the serie She's perfect 😍❤
@BobSmith-mc7uq
Жыл бұрын
No!
@RishabhWalia
Жыл бұрын
Not by a large margin.
@cloudconnected1476
Жыл бұрын
She is indeed...
@JeffreyGillespie
Жыл бұрын
I agree, Berta is super hot.
@psic.harper2329
Жыл бұрын
@@JeffreyGillespie I lost after this 🤡🤡🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maxdahousecat5872
2 жыл бұрын
Alan: Come on, Charlie, please, do not crap where I work! Charlie: Hey, you crap where I live 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO
@WALDENSOFTWARE
Жыл бұрын
...and work.
@redips
7 ай бұрын
That's true Alan. lol
@jaypay1252
4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could find a Melissa irl.
@SovereignStatesman
3 жыл бұрын
Just put "Maximum height" under 5' on the dating-apps.
@YEOsCanal
3 жыл бұрын
@@SovereignStatesman true words
@DrGVoD
3 жыл бұрын
Dated one for bout half a year,word of advice dude? absolutely not worth it , go find yourself something else,these short chicks are usually nuts and with huge daddy issues . AND yes its good sex the 20-25 times then you'l start seeing that the negatives are outbidding the positives by far.
@VivekSingh-ts1ec
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrGVoD what negatives?
@jimboTTT
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrGVoD let us know man, what negatives?
@acash93
4 жыл бұрын
Melissa is awesome
@michaelpeets7261
3 жыл бұрын
Melissa 😍😍😍😍
@mydude8731
2 жыл бұрын
Simps
@ry4nx
5 ай бұрын
Melissa and kandi are the best
@keithbannister9271
Жыл бұрын
Melissa is clearly the most beautiful actress to ever appear on Two and a Half Men!!!! FACT!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@bitwawesome8020
Жыл бұрын
Romance girl
@slickricky55
10 ай бұрын
Megan Fox was... Beautiful and Sexy
@thebeddoctor4273
10 ай бұрын
Na. Weird nose and high voice. I'd say she's a 7
@manorod1451
10 ай бұрын
Nah. Kandy is
@keithbannister9271
9 ай бұрын
@@manorod1451Kandie only looks good with makeup on...🤔
@gqud5392
Жыл бұрын
This is too much 😂😂 charli 🤣😂
@apphappy3796
Жыл бұрын
That cute little pixie was a doll. Don't you wanna just eat her up?
@redips
7 ай бұрын
One time, her mother offered a mother-daughter duo. I may consider it. Hmm
@apphappy3796
7 ай бұрын
@@redips YES I saw that episode but her mother was pothead and not very good looking though Alan (the snuck brother) went after the mother wil being high on gingerbread to get some. YUCK!
@redips
7 ай бұрын
@@apphappy3796 Well, she wasn't bad looking.
@JosephPerrotta-db9xp
19 күн бұрын
Eat out
@michaelchilton4513
9 ай бұрын
Yeah always thought she was the best-looking woman on there so sweet such a good personality
@lenny108
3 жыл бұрын
Kelly Stables, from receptionist right into the millionaire's villa at Malibu
@hdelmas1
2 жыл бұрын
And the most cute and mouse-y receptionist at that
@accountname1651
8 күн бұрын
Alan: she is the best receptionist I‘ve ever had Charly: I hope to say the same thing 😂😅 great writer of these dialogues
@alexanderpytko5394
11 ай бұрын
You'd think Alan would've learned his lesson after hiring that attractive female lawyer that ended up costing him pretty much everything in his divorce with Judith after Charlie nailed her and dumped her, but apparently he hasn't. Alan, when you hire someone, it doesn't matter how good she is at what she does, as long as she's an ATTRACTIVE FEMALE and Charlie's nearby, you are in danger!
@bitwawesome1
10 ай бұрын
Romance girl
@mudithabandara8575
Жыл бұрын
Good one
@amydassi4429
3 жыл бұрын
All I hear is Will Vandom when I hear her talk
@rakeshverma7895
3 жыл бұрын
It's chilly damp and covered in pellican poop LMAO😂
@shehrlock5780
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she is anatomically correct 😂
@fonkamex
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bayabaya9560
11 ай бұрын
Btw what does that mean?
@pythonanimalia
9 ай бұрын
She's short yet very hot.
@marac200
9 ай бұрын
@@bayabaya9560Because of her small stature he’s curious if all of her body parts are proportional to her size.
@lorimiller4301
3 ай бұрын
It has zero to do with her size. It's usually in reference to a doll who is smooth below. Melissa being anatomically correct means she's not a doll and has real parts down below.
@robliberachi
10 ай бұрын
*”Who’s the Smurf?”*
@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
Ай бұрын
Berta is color blind. Sure Melissa was not that tall but she ain’t blue. She could play Smurfette in an upcoming Smurfs movie.
@treyspooktheghost6863
3 жыл бұрын
Yea she cute
@oeao2841
2 жыл бұрын
She was 30 and Charlie was 43 when this aired
@theworldisimmense
Жыл бұрын
There’s no way . She was 26
@dez3540
Жыл бұрын
@@theworldisimmense She was 29 when it actually aired lol.
@bitwawesome1
11 ай бұрын
Romance girl
@stevenhornostaj5676
11 ай бұрын
So your saying there's a chance....for me😋
@Santos043
10 ай бұрын
So what's your point?...
@1704radu
3 жыл бұрын
03:23 it's the best
@Batman12426
2 жыл бұрын
3:16 RIP Berta
@redips
3 жыл бұрын
Alan, you live with your brother rent free. So therefore, he's allowed to treat you like dirt. Even if it means sleeping with the smurf. lol
@joshua011094
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's Charlie's fault that Alan is living a miserable life first place. He slept with Alan's lawyer and this one screwed him
@redips
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua011094 Charlie" oh Alan, for crying out loud. You still grinding about that? That was 6 years ago, get over it" lol. How would Alan respond to that?
@joshua011094
2 жыл бұрын
@@redips lol I'm not saying Alan should stick to that as an excuse to never grow. But things would've been different from the beginning
@SovereignStatesman
2 жыл бұрын
Only because Charlie ruined Alan financially in divorce-court. So it's not rent free, Charlie OWES him.
@redips
2 жыл бұрын
@@SovereignStatesman I don't think Charlie cares about that.
@KvVortex
7 ай бұрын
charlie got that rizz daaaaamn
@davidperkins7782
2 ай бұрын
I don't think Charlie is that handsome, but is quite charming.
@510m8
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, you crap where I live 🤣
@naomiali5802
3 жыл бұрын
Berta working late 😍😍
@AnCapone1899
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Alan didn't threat to fire Melissa if she kept wanting to be with Charlie
@pamoweiberezi5315
4 жыл бұрын
Here's why 1:04
@thechosenone1533
4 жыл бұрын
He ended up banging her too.
@AnCapone1899
4 жыл бұрын
@@pamoweiberezi5315 i said "threat" not actually doing it
@thechosenone1533
3 жыл бұрын
@@AnCapone1899 A threat is useless if you don't can't go through with it. He would either lose the best receptionist he ever had or he would look stupid and weak.
@SovereignStatesman
3 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenone1533 Alan takes ALL Charlie's leftovers, the show's SICK. Kandi, Melissa, I'm surprised he didn't do Chelsea.
@alexanderpytko5394
11 ай бұрын
So Melissa does a good job for Alan for really crappy pay and no benefits. In other words, it's ok for Alan to be cheap with her? Since being cheap is something Alan has always been even long before Judith divorced him.
@phishfearme2
27 күн бұрын
do you realize this is a TV show?
@alexanderpytko5394
26 күн бұрын
What is with people like you? All you do is constantly tell fans is, “It’s just a tv show.” If you don’t like tv, then don’t watch it.
@matthewrose4797
17 күн бұрын
You're taking a throwaway line Charlie said sarcastically as fact?
@munenex
2 жыл бұрын
So you are not hitting that?
@thesaintmusic9930
3 ай бұрын
She's actually a doll💀😭
@mlrd6622
3 жыл бұрын
don't cut it off mid-word.
@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle
9 күн бұрын
I used to always confuse her with Melissa Rauch (Bernadette on "The Big Bang Theory"), not just due to their similarities in height/hair/voice, but because it's two Melissas (one in real life and one fictionally), along with the fact that both series are Chuck Lorre productions and ended after 12 seasons.
@rajkhungurdaimari8714
10 ай бұрын
I said it before and I'll say it again. TWO AND A HALF MEN WAS AWESOME WITH CHARLIE and then it all went downhill after they fired him.
@showwhite7320
9 ай бұрын
I know the following is hurtful but entirely true. The reason you liked Charlie because he was an insensitive whore who took advantage of women. The more uneduated you were, the more you idolize people who abuse their powers. Similarly, you find 2 types of people who support Trump. People who admire his scumbaggery and people who like to take advantage of such people. This occurs because it's part of our DNA. But, the more educated and civilized you become, you learn to suppress your primitive instincts.
@apphappy3796
7 ай бұрын
Cause he did the No! No! of doing something bad in personal life that the network and producers couldn't let just blow by.📺
@SantiagoTM1
4 ай бұрын
"U crap where I live" = ROFLMFAO!
@jeffhaynes8848
7 ай бұрын
What episode is this any one 😊
@dez3540
4 ай бұрын
Season 6 Episode 4, "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" 😊
@marlenerami3151
Ай бұрын
Lol lol 😂😂
@bitwawesome8020
Жыл бұрын
Wow
@pandawarriah
3 жыл бұрын
is this before or after Alan has ruins his shot with her?
@TazkoHoZabit
3 жыл бұрын
before
@LatinGiudo817
3 жыл бұрын
Before, but wouldn't be the first time Alan had Charlie's sloppy seconds... xD
@marcelanddog3171
3 жыл бұрын
I think it's the first scene at all she is introduced to the show
@adarshkabadi1644
3 жыл бұрын
Who's the smurf😂
@davna4420
Жыл бұрын
😂
@treye5685
8 ай бұрын
The smurf is my receptionist
@jordanlash7890
3 ай бұрын
0:57 hey you crap where I live 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@Jamesthevampire7172
6 ай бұрын
2:31.🤣.
@mackisbrocklesnar
8 ай бұрын
Melissa got so tired of these two that she changed her name and went to work in a superstore in another state
@phindiledlamini8024
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nicholasolivas317
5 ай бұрын
Who does Melissa ends up going out with first? Charlie or Alan?
@dez3540
4 ай бұрын
Charlie I think
@paulamaloney1898
3 жыл бұрын
Poor allen.
@paulamaloney1898
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the like
@IntermitenciaMental
3 жыл бұрын
Alan.
@redips
3 жыл бұрын
True, however in Charlie’s house, what Alan say, what Alan want, what Alan think, doesn’t mean squat lol
@paulamaloney1898
3 жыл бұрын
@@redips good point yeah you right there glad I'm not him if I was idiots have some choice words for him.
@paulamaloney1898
3 жыл бұрын
@@IntermitenciaMental thanks for the reply cheers mate have a great day.
Coco is always my favourite woman. The most perfect woman ever but Kelly stables is second
@alexanderpytko5394
9 ай бұрын
This wouldn't have happened if Alan had not made Charlie drive him to work. (Alan's car is in the shop) Alan could've just taken a cab or a bus or could've gotten a rental car. My guess is he's too cheap to choose any of those options. I mean after all, he just said that he pays Melissa a really crappy salary and gives her no benefits.
@FullThrottleProductions
9 ай бұрын
Alan had it coming
@screddot7074
8 ай бұрын
You think this show is real?
@shawnwright323
5 ай бұрын
Who's the smurf
@jonathanf2392
10 ай бұрын
2:32 that's me with my brother (tho I would NEVER hug him, allow him to lay a finger on me, go near me, look at me, etc.)
@darryljrwilson2745
Жыл бұрын
0:08
@davidreed3357
24 күн бұрын
Damn i love short women. ❤❤❤❤
@bitwawesome8020
Жыл бұрын
Romance girl 👩
@GaryTolodziecki
2 ай бұрын
Whos the smurf
@bayabaya9560
11 ай бұрын
What does anatomically correct mean?🤔
@lorimiller4301
3 ай бұрын
It means she has the correct body parts for a woman.
@inutero10
2 жыл бұрын
He says i drain him isnt that adorable? Adorable … disturbing…. Whatever… lmao
@yonslash457
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't Alan was having an affair with her ?
@lil_jon411
3 жыл бұрын
This was before him and Melissa hooked up
@SovereignStatesman
2 жыл бұрын
Alan has affairs with EVERY woman Charlie dumps.
@johnyoung416
14 күн бұрын
So Alan why are you proud that you have a wonderful employee, but you pay her poorly and give her no benefits. Not a good subtle lesson for all the good employers out there.
@joshfactor1
9 ай бұрын
it's ironic because he actually looks older than him
@lorimiller4301
3 ай бұрын
Jon is 4 months older than Charlie. Both were born in '65 but Jon was born in April and Charlie in Sept. Jon is an Aries, Charlie is a Virgo. 🌠
@gedogdarker7211
4 жыл бұрын
Melissa isn't very smart
@eisen.dieter
4 жыл бұрын
but hot as hell. at These days she were in the series
@clevelandbci9562
4 жыл бұрын
@@eisen.dieter Her running in her underwear was award worthy.
@lrmcatspaw1
3 жыл бұрын
@@clevelandbci9562 I Highly doubt that happened. In fact, I will only believe it if I see it with my own eyes. and in HD quality, uncut version...
@keroybeale533
3 жыл бұрын
Waew
@tankdogization
3 жыл бұрын
There is some truth to what Charlie said to Jake. Pretty women tend to be overlooked because most men are too afraid to hit on them. Charlie was probably the first man to directly hit on Melissa in years. She has never been let down in many relationships.
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