Roses are red. Violets are blue. DOODLEY DOODLY DOOO
@Shrek_Holmes
9 жыл бұрын
Tarik. Hey. wanna come over and play my wii
@newabortion515
9 жыл бұрын
Tarik. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm barely watching Mr. Caffeine for the first time, but THIS POEM OF YOURS...that's all I can say. It's a masterpiece.
@olegasvr310
9 жыл бұрын
Tom Calancy poops on you toothpaste!
@TheOddWorldOfJonas
9 жыл бұрын
Tarik. I'm ashamed of how much I laughed at that! xD
@Dimitri1221XxX
8 жыл бұрын
+Tarik. i cried ! ROFL
@YB90Gaming
10 жыл бұрын
He wasn't back this year either LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND GET HIM DOODLEY DOODLY DOOO
@Gggmanlives
9 жыл бұрын
Tom Ku-Lancy
@konnthegreat
9 жыл бұрын
Gggmanlives There you go.
@crashboxnat545
9 жыл бұрын
Gggmanlives We should Kinect.
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
Gggmanlives How is this funny?
@SuperSpasticNinja
9 жыл бұрын
Parker Verboom Yikes!
@cadpig9975
8 жыл бұрын
+Gggmanlives I just realized that he was saying Tom Ku-Lancy lol.
@Skyfoogle
9 жыл бұрын
everyone do it with me DOODLA DOODLA DOOLDA DOO
@CosmicWaffle26
4 жыл бұрын
Damn five years ago! Hold on *Doodly doodly doodly doo* Ok im ready *doodly doodly doodly doo
@rorylennon4043
8 жыл бұрын
I wish today's E3 was more like this this *doodley doodley doodly doo*
@neil340
8 жыл бұрын
Did he really do it that many times, or was that just editing?
@CountArtorias
8 жыл бұрын
he did.
@ZORROspeaking
6 жыл бұрын
Rory Lennon me too 😂
@PanRysownikRysuje
10 жыл бұрын
I'd pay this man to watch him present every new game to me.
@PanRysownikRysuje
10 жыл бұрын
MsKakadoi Let's go back. *TURTLU TURTLU TURTLU*
@DarkTenka
9 жыл бұрын
Pan Rysownik Rysuje So wait .. you're going to pay him to watch himself? .. I'd pay to see him watch himself present games too..
@Gameprojordan
3 жыл бұрын
He should be the narrater for every Tom Clancy game commercial just so I can hear him pronounce it as "Tom cah'lancy"
@Le_Dom
10 жыл бұрын
I want this guy to get back on stage this year. If you want a ''so bad it's good'' press conference, he's your man!
@slicex3408
9 жыл бұрын
Le Dom but it wasn't good
@memerichment
9 жыл бұрын
hasta lavista I really enjoyed watching him make an ass of himself
@ornim1
8 жыл бұрын
Tom Calancy Tom Calancy Poop A DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOOOO
@chrishandsome4267
8 жыл бұрын
LOL I caught the reference
@-BONELESS-
9 жыл бұрын
Mr. Cocaine
@wingspantt
10 жыл бұрын
I was in the audience when this happened. It was just as bad... no... worse, than what you see here. At least YOU have the luxury of muting or pausing the video.
@JAMiEneko
10 жыл бұрын
Bad? It's fucking awesome.
@SamuraiPie8111
10 жыл бұрын
wilderwolf its fucking horrible and you know it
@Kepothethief
10 жыл бұрын
I dont see anything bad about this compared to other E3s. Hes just nerdy, which isnt really bad cause the entire crowd is as nerdy as him if not more.
@Frink108
10 жыл бұрын
Kepothethief But there are a lot of nerdy people who are great entertainers.
@Lamarfin
10 жыл бұрын
Kepothethief His acting is horrible.
@Cam-kn9fu
7 жыл бұрын
This guy was so horrible it was hilarious, please bring him back
@AA-db9cb
7 жыл бұрын
5 years on, I'm beginning to think this man was underappreciated. E3 now is boring. Mr. Caffeine keeps you watching.
@armoredp
7 жыл бұрын
Agreed. we need more 2011 Ubisoft and 2010 Konami press conferences.
@solarstrike33
7 жыл бұрын
Well, we did have Microsoft 2013.
@chrisfoster9405
7 ай бұрын
E3 is officially dead now. I came here for the memories.
@Wilburgur
8 жыл бұрын
C'mon guys give him a break.. He isn't Mr. Caffiene.. *Clearly he just banged a rail of Coke backstage.*
@rae8323
8 жыл бұрын
+Wilburgur Mr. Cocaine?
@fleshprobe105
8 жыл бұрын
Cocainum
@SexierMink1699
8 жыл бұрын
Escesium and cesium
@devintariel3769
7 жыл бұрын
Wilburgur You did not make it victor
@DickHarding
6 жыл бұрын
woooowee
@Decimus-Magnus
10 жыл бұрын
Tom Kulancy is rolling in his grave. If only I could go back in time and show this guy how to properly say Clancy and not look like a tool... dooodaladooodaladooodaladooodaladooodaladooodaladooo
@terrordarky
9 жыл бұрын
Look. This was incredibly painful. But you know what? I want to see him again. Bring back Mr. Caffeine.
@NemesisTWarlock
10 жыл бұрын
DOODLEOO DOODLEOO DOODLEOO DOODLEOO
@navyhusky2020
10 жыл бұрын
Heh, there you go!
@JoeyTTV
10 жыл бұрын
Yikes.
@sunfade
10 жыл бұрын
Obnoxiously loud slightly-deranged poop on your toothpaste
@holdinmcgroin8639
9 жыл бұрын
Two years later, Tom Clancy finally decided that he could no longer bear the shame of being connected to this conference. RIP IN PEACE
@Exigentable
9 жыл бұрын
Holdin McGroin CALANCY
@justanotherpaladin6127
9 жыл бұрын
Holdin McGroin LMAO
@justanotherpaladin6127
9 жыл бұрын
Holdin McGroin LMAO
@kaibyl1
9 жыл бұрын
Holdin McGroin Rest In Peace In Peace?
@holdinmcgroin8639
9 жыл бұрын
kaibyl1 yeah, RIPIP
@aMuthaFingNinja
10 жыл бұрын
Who is tom calancy
@FartMaster69
10 жыл бұрын
me
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
Ninja2337 Not funny.
@cosmiccaracalla1208
7 жыл бұрын
FartMaster69 Yikes
@Kaisaccountt
8 жыл бұрын
When you look for the definition of Cringe in the dictionary, you'll see a photo of him with a "Doodly doodly doo!" autograph
@sksthrowaway2270
5 жыл бұрын
They should’ve brought this guy back for this year’s presentation
@shukterhousejive
9 жыл бұрын
I want Mr. Caffeine, ZOLL, that Girl Wood lady and the entire 2011 Konami crew to work Ubisoft's conference this year.
@norwegiantechnolover
7 жыл бұрын
0:20 "Tom Calancy" Never heard of the guy.
@0002pA
9 жыл бұрын
Infinitely more entertaining than that Aisha Tyler they got now.
@AlphonseSwedgen
9 жыл бұрын
0002pA Every fucking time she opened her mouth I was mentally prepared to cringe. Preemptive cringe, if you will.
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
0002pA That's what I keep saying. Caffeine was crazy good, Aisha is pure SHIT.
@tricksterhuaun
8 жыл бұрын
+0002pA Shut up Aisha Tyler's freaking awesome!
@edgajam
8 жыл бұрын
+ClarenseE Caffeine is crazy good, Aisha is crazy
@shikamaru317
8 жыл бұрын
Sigh, looks like Aisha is doing it again this year. I'd better start building up my mental defenses now to protect me from the cringe.
@artman40
10 жыл бұрын
I bet if this guy had a KZitem channel, his video thumbnails would have his exaggerated face in a plain background and his videos would use tons of jump cuts.
@nerdman67
10 жыл бұрын
If I ever feel nervous about a presentation, I watch this and feel better
@hellboy6507
9 жыл бұрын
Tom calancy
@GamerSpite
9 жыл бұрын
Pladamir Vutin who the fuck is that
@hellboy6507
9 жыл бұрын
Gaming Spite He's the guy who made Tom Calancy's Ghoast Recon
@GamerSpite
9 жыл бұрын
Pladamir Vutin I heard of Tom Clancy Ghost Recon but not Calance Coast Recon :0
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
Pladamir Vutin Not funny.
@hellboy6507
9 жыл бұрын
ClarenseE Bite me
@slackingstacker
10 жыл бұрын
Loud, obnoxious, and slightly deranged? He just described himself in that joke.
@tenzer0
8 жыл бұрын
"TOM CUH-LANCYS POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTE." AHAHAHAHAHHH!!
@CulturalFiend
10 жыл бұрын
Gaming in the 90's: Hey, check out our game. Gaming today: Doodluedoodluedoodluedooodleuudoooo SLIGHTLY DERANGED; POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTE TOM KULANCY EVERYONE DO IT WITH ME Doodluedoodluedoodluedooodleuudoooo
@ThatDereKid
8 жыл бұрын
I loved this dude. Fuck the haters he should present every conference.
@Soooooooooooonicable
6 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly confident he gave himself the nickname mr. caffeine.
@AA-db9cb
5 жыл бұрын
More like Mr. Cocaine
@vojtasjedyny
9 жыл бұрын
Guy is a fucking legend. Shame that he's not active in the Internet anymore. I wish him all best.
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
***** What happened to him? I'm trying to find info. His twitter is dead, his youtube is dead. Is he well at least?
@vojtasjedyny
9 жыл бұрын
ClarenseE I have no idea. It looks like he changed name and surname after E3 backlash, but that's just my first thought (not a fact).
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
***** What makes you think that? That would be completely insane. He did great and I'm sure many people (in real life) told him about it. I hope.
@vojtasjedyny
9 жыл бұрын
ClarenseE I like him, but it's very strange, that he just disappeared from the Internet.
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
***** On which networks was he active before? Did he disappeared right after the infamous E3?
@rappingbeaniedog347
Жыл бұрын
this guy is rather endearing. I can't believe people hated him so much back in the day, like, yeah he's not the funniest guy in the world, but still. At least this comment section seems super supportive of him.
8 жыл бұрын
When he says "This absolute epic fail right here" they should display the live footage of this guy in that big screen.
@MicolitheSA
10 жыл бұрын
bring back mr. caffeine
@FatAlbertFanClub
11 ай бұрын
All these years later I am still waiting for Tom Calancy's poop on your toothpaste
@banehardly5396
9 жыл бұрын
TOAM CUH-LANCEY
@Deadsmegma
Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace E3
@bubblegumxo
4 жыл бұрын
This is honestly in the realm of so bad it's good. Part of me wishes there were more train wreck performances like this to look back at and laugh at.
@MaxCovington543
10 жыл бұрын
I can't even watch the whole video without stopping every few seconds to facepalm.
@DisplayNameOptional
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh. The Tom Ku-Lancy is probably because that’s how he hears it from foreign team members. 😭😭😭
@Andrew-ze6kq
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly really want to know how he reflects on this now compared to back then 11 years ago
@Andreytsvetkov33
8 жыл бұрын
Every year I come here , just before E3 so I can re-watch my favourite moment of all the press conferences
@CanonGames
2 жыл бұрын
Tom CALANSKI!
@mjolnir_swe
Жыл бұрын
Tomasz Kalansky
@michaelsloanedog
8 жыл бұрын
CA LANCE SEE
@jonahjameson1866
7 жыл бұрын
Doodley doodley doodley do
@clownymoosebean
2 ай бұрын
He just really wanted to see a stadium full of people go: 'DOODLEY DOODLY DOOO' while waving their hands together. This man was robbed of one easily granted wish by that crowd. Shame on them!
@4everSolidSnake
7 жыл бұрын
"doodly doodly doodly..." Just end my miserable existence.
@MrNrj6490
4 жыл бұрын
“Hold my joy wand” - Mr. Caffeine
@NidorinoAlliance
9 жыл бұрын
Well we all know something that would look better 20 years ago…That 'Wayne's World' reference. ZING!
@rileytheflamingwookiecooki5646
9 жыл бұрын
Nidorino Alliance SCHWING!
@asulikit11
10 жыл бұрын
0:59 Tom Calancy's poop on your toothpaste xD
@MultiScooped
10 жыл бұрын
DLC for the Division lol
@danielmace3030
10 жыл бұрын
Tom Cuhlancy's "Poop on Your Toothpaste", the new must read political thriller of the year!
@ricksanchez5971
3 жыл бұрын
It would be surreal if he actually makes a comeback
@eoghanmcloughlin2265
3 жыл бұрын
He definitely should
@mjolnir_swe
Жыл бұрын
That would actually make me watch E3
@aryasrastin5768
Жыл бұрын
tom ca-lancy
@StarSeeker94
10 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he got fired after this xD
@BurntPapyrusTV
8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving the video, will definitely check out some more. Thanks for uploading great content!
@DylanTallchief
11 жыл бұрын
He is literally Ed Helms
@Jlaps941
9 күн бұрын
While thinking he’s Ryan Reynolds and failing
@mohawkdoesmc2847
8 жыл бұрын
Mr. Caffeine isn't who you think. He is actually Mr. Marijuana
@SoberCake
7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Cocaine
@SilentTree12
8 жыл бұрын
Is Aisha Tyler his spiritual successor?
@squigin3380
6 жыл бұрын
As cringy as she can be theres no way she's even close to Mr. Caffeine.
@Lishaaaaaaa
10 жыл бұрын
he must've snorted a good kilo of coke before getting up on stage christ
@GenericUsername-qp1ww
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he would've looked like 20 years ago doodly doodly doodly doodly
@goblinzits
10 жыл бұрын
TOM CAH-LANCY
@Clarensee
9 жыл бұрын
blood on the moon Not funny.
@DrewTheGamer
8 жыл бұрын
He'd make a great Ned Flanders Haha!
@moffattron9000
Ай бұрын
We were a golden age and we didn't even know it.
@ArizonanSummer
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I forgot all about “Tom Cuh-lancy”
@McHallfin
9 жыл бұрын
I sure do love tom KU-lancy and i ain't afraid of a few dick jokes either. DOODLEY DOODLY DOOO
@aqwcc4
7 жыл бұрын
Mr caffeine??? More like mr amphetamine
@roxasxiii8231
7 жыл бұрын
MJ S no, its Mr cocaine
@Noid
8 жыл бұрын
imagine in the two back to the future movies where whenever they went back in time, it would make a sound that sounded like, doodoladoodladoodaladoo
@amusinglittlefilms
13 жыл бұрын
I love how he told the audience to make the noise with him and everyone was like yeah no thanks
@metalmugen
Жыл бұрын
TOM CALANCY'S GHOST RECON
@MedalionDS9
10 жыл бұрын
Still a classic...groan fest
@plottwist3364
9 жыл бұрын
Makes you want to travel all across the ocean to go to E3 just for WTF moments like this
@Shousaphine
9 жыл бұрын
This was the best thing I've seen all day! XD
@mescalito2375
7 жыл бұрын
thats my new ringtone 😂
@k34t-nkeaton97
9 жыл бұрын
So, Let me translate this through the magic of implication. Ubisoft: OLD GAMES SURE AS SHITTY HUH? HUH GUYS? WHO'S WITH ME? HUH? RIGHT?
@MedalionDS9
2 жыл бұрын
Mr Caffeine: How do you do fellow kids
@PugLifeJM
6 жыл бұрын
Best E3 presentation by far.
@SonicBoone56
10 жыл бұрын
This guy would be me.
@Alecmiester
10 жыл бұрын
I have never cringed so hard at something before.
@Skazzy3YT
3 ай бұрын
Mr Cafffeine was ahead of his time
@SuperLightHorse
13 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this guy.
@JagoShogun
10 жыл бұрын
So much fail it's win.
@czarhavoc312
10 жыл бұрын
this could have been a good conference, but the guy tried to be funny and looked like a fool...Tom Kulamcy poop on your toothbrush...that is all
@apassionatenerd.3564
3 жыл бұрын
No Mr. Caffeine, I do not want to come over and play your Wii or hold your joy wand, thank you for your offer.
@manbot47
10 жыл бұрын
if you go to his website: not only does he have photos connecting him to Ubisoft but one of the bullet-points says "Gaming and Tech Expert"
@brendancrebs4900
7 жыл бұрын
I was cringing so hard that I had to skip around through the cringe
@calebeedude5331
3 жыл бұрын
Doodloodoodloodoodloodoodloodoodloo
@superbex1
13 жыл бұрын
poor guy, but luckily for him, in this day and age, it will not be long before his performance will be forgotten.
@grantus8907
11 жыл бұрын
This and Peggle 2 guy are E3's two greatest moment!
@angellima7893
8 жыл бұрын
Lol... he got fucking fired
@leon30517
8 жыл бұрын
He did?
@armoredp
7 жыл бұрын
I think he was just hired for that conference, but they did not hire him again.
@omarxr1999
10 жыл бұрын
Wtf is that
@fit.m90
10 жыл бұрын
😠😒
@tabssain
9 ай бұрын
it's probably because i'm drunk, but i think i love this guy
@blitzkrieg450
12 жыл бұрын
Mr. Caffeine - Sacrificing one man’s dignity for the lulz of many.
@RadagonTheRed
6 жыл бұрын
It’s quite a talent you know, being totally and completely unaware of how much people are hating what you’re doing.
@TheoneandonlyGTA
5 жыл бұрын
speak for yourself
@rappingbeaniedog347
Жыл бұрын
I dunno, it looks like the comments enjoyed him, albeit ironically.
@xxProjectJxx
12 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I like this dude. Sure, he may be one of those guys that thinks they're really funny, but they aren't, but at the same time, he succeeded in adding a lot more energy to the conference than most people do, ya know?
@DreaminginWaves
12 жыл бұрын
At least if he comes back, he'll be a novelty now.
@grit1
10 жыл бұрын
RIP Tom Calancy, you'll never be forgotten ;_;7
@Yorkshiriann
5 жыл бұрын
*says a word so inoffensive that it can be used in kids movies* yeah, we're crazy over here at Ubisoft
@omegalink8
10 жыл бұрын
While I was watching this the other day I was thinking, 'picture how bad conference speakers would be 3 years ago doodlee doodlee doo'
@sillkthashocker
12 жыл бұрын
The greatest story ever told. On books shelves Fall 2012.
@510tuber
Жыл бұрын
I honestly can't tell if this guy is trying to be all "hello, fellow kids" or if this is actually his personality. Those two vibes are perfectly melded into a fascinating human being.
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