Ah, yes. I too eat babies for that sweet protein 🍌 Or Potassium if we're talking about bananas
@pixelbee8349
Жыл бұрын
KRIS GET THE BANANA
@fxn09here
6 ай бұрын
Ok
@seacatlol831
5 ай бұрын
Ok, Abe.
@jordynlincoln8066
Ай бұрын
@@pixelbee8349 Potassium
@Meli-the-alien
Ай бұрын
Always bring bananas to a party. -A madman with a box.
@ilovewomen1892
Жыл бұрын
Imagine having to explain to someone that your job is making fruit or veg c-section videos 😭
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Danny Gonzalez's "SLIME" Music video
@exwhygd
11 ай бұрын
@@soggycerealz good taste i see
@RandomYouTuberReal
5 ай бұрын
“Hey grandson what’s your job?” “It’s complicated…”
@BILL-CIPHER-I-NEED-SIXER
Ай бұрын
Fr
@doctor-wh0952
Жыл бұрын
The logic of these videos are so strange, I mean cutting of your mouth and a small fraction of your body and then fixing it with a Band - aid is not gonna work. And i mean HOW CAN THE TOMATO SAY THANK YOU HE JUST BRUTALLY SLICED OF YOUR MOUTH.
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Maybe we looked at it wrong ... Maybe instead of using medicine and surgeries, we should just use band-aids for EVERYTHING
@allisonmccune9556
Жыл бұрын
Caesarean sections are brutal. Imagine not being able to use your main abdominal muscles properly and your expected to take care of a newborn. In Labor and Delivery, they normally just give you an epidural plus whatever else the anesthesiologist gives you when you are cut open. They don’t typically put you to sleep. These videos are very condescending and they make a mockery out of child birth. I’m not an ultra feminist but giving birth isn’t always easy.
@sattyamsingh4410
6 ай бұрын
i aint reading all dat
@Blueconsumer
5 ай бұрын
@@sattyamsingh4410 Then just don't?
@when-do-we-get-a-block-button
5 ай бұрын
@@sattyamsingh4410 and thats why youll never have a wife and child
@kerezymaii
5 ай бұрын
They put me to sleep because the normal pain relief didnt work well enough and I felt it when they cut me open 💀
@Xunsies
Ай бұрын
@@sattyamsingh4410 how short is your attention span to not read a paragraph
@Majikfish
5 ай бұрын
Why are so many of the (supposedly) kids content creators obsessed with pregnancy and birth?!?
@cheddar-and-cheese
Ай бұрын
maybe because some kids are curious about that stuff? idk just a thought
@imSomeRandomGuyIgnoreMePlease
Ай бұрын
Cause they are creeps, trying to show kids inappropriate stuff
@GIVEMEMYNAMEBACKPLS
Ай бұрын
Fetishes
@houseofsacrifice
Ай бұрын
Fetish pushing onto innocent children.
@hibiscius
Ай бұрын
perhaps there's some pregnancy fetish going on
@AbnormalAbnorman
5 ай бұрын
Watching a cereal mummification would probably be a nightmare for this guy.
@Noodles_Dental
Ай бұрын
1:05 OMG RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID “well I-“ it cut to a Nutella ad where the music started by “don’t know” lmao
@brettboswell19
9 ай бұрын
I have never needed to talk to my therapist more than right the fuck now 😂
@banananananananananananana.
Жыл бұрын
Why the fuck did I force myself to watch this whole ass video? And while eating Froot Loops no less? I literally think I’m going to throw up. Thanks internet cereal man for another um… engaging video!
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Ah watching degeneracy while eating cereal, the best time! And Because my garbage comedy in between makes it bareable? :')
@carrorcane
Жыл бұрын
The way I started losing my shat when the dude flicked the baby potato’s ass💀💀💀💀
@Scarbonara_
Ай бұрын
SAME 😭
@gliese_436_b
Жыл бұрын
I am genuinely sad about your kids dying :((
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
My babies :'(( my sweet sweet yummy yum babies
@thispersonisayoutuber5058
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz cannibalism
@thispersonisayoutuber5058
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz actually no i take that back, it's cannibananalism
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
@@thispersonisayoutuber5058 Ngl, you actually made me burst out laughing with that one
@admoran777
5 ай бұрын
@@thispersonisayoutuber5058canibanana
@-RedroseTheoneandonly-
Ай бұрын
As someone who vividly remembers wave one elsegate, I'm honestly not surprised some of the wave one stuff survived, I remember most of it getting nuked towards the end of the 2010's, and I foolishly thought that was the end of it.
@Wirralbikerides
4 ай бұрын
Do the kids who watch KZitem kids even have the mental capacity to understand a c-section?
@dogguy7452
Жыл бұрын
the youtube kids stuff is so confusing cause i never know what they are going for
@silveradoz4721
5 ай бұрын
0:44 even worse, the baby is not an apple, it's a grape
@Tophattedmatters
Жыл бұрын
I love this so much my pet bee started to dance out of no where
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
🐝💃🐝🕺
@Tophattedmatters
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz yeah thats how he did it
@Random_Nobody_Official
Ай бұрын
_My bee stepped on a dog _*_*sniff*_* Edit: Looks like this is gonna become a chain...
@TheBubbleEater
Ай бұрын
@@Random_Nobody_Official without my see i cannot glasses
@Hexagonal_record
Ай бұрын
@TheBubbleEater my pee has to uncle
@lilhedgehog8576
Ай бұрын
10:36 Dispatcher: “Hello 911?” “My wife has been murdered and mummified. And her coffin has been placed in my garage. Please come quickly!”
@NoobsOwn
Жыл бұрын
Brb heading to the shop to buy some knifes and fruit, time to make a million sub channel
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Ez moneyprinting method
@Flurino-ry9ee
Жыл бұрын
I’m questioning what is wrong with people and if it even get worse.Thx for ur content.
@Americanamaya
Ай бұрын
I feel fricking disturbed seeing those fruits be cut open
@DonkeyKongCountryReturns
5 ай бұрын
my cousin showed me one of these shorts and i just looked at them with disgust in my eyes
@Mr.chriscroft
Ай бұрын
The thought of someone cutting some living being’s mouth off for a surgery is disturbing
@Marta_OuO
Жыл бұрын
There was one guy who made surgeries on fruits and veg, I think they ripped him off
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Actual educational surgeries? Or also weird stuff like this?
@Marta_OuO
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz well it isn't as weird as this and pretty much, it's hard to tell maybe you should check it yourself. The channel is called Fleeting films, something like that I haven't watched in a while
@banananananananananananana.
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz weird stuff like this, but with less births. I think that guy also uploaded TikToks of his roommate dancing in a shark costume to California Girls by Katy Perry and kept adding more and more people.
@FaustfromGuiltyGear
Жыл бұрын
9:54 this feels like something that your parents would advice you against if you first got on the internet
@Beelze_Bubbles
Ай бұрын
When a mommy plant and a daddy plant love each other very much, they put a seed into the ground!
@divended
Жыл бұрын
I ALSO THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD TO ME
@jaymevosburgh3660
Жыл бұрын
OMG! I subbed for those adorable baby bananas! But then you squished them 😮 ❤ And then you ate them ❤ That's a good parent.
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
I am one with my babies now
@officesuppliezz
11 күн бұрын
@@soggycerealzsurgery time
@jumpninja666
Ай бұрын
this made me feel worse than the game im playing in which im a live meat mass that eats people
@AoiTheIdolLover
Жыл бұрын
4:30 THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR😭😭
@KameronBowen-i4s
Ай бұрын
3:41-3:50 is wild😂😂😂
@marjoseph2311
Жыл бұрын
why we exist
@verierii
Жыл бұрын
idk i wish we didnt
@lemonmeat
5 ай бұрын
to suffer
@Darth_vader-c1j
Ай бұрын
Me too kid me too
@Scarbonara_
Ай бұрын
To cringe 😔
@Scarbonara_
Ай бұрын
THE WAY I LAUGHED THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO, AT EVERY SINGLE THING, BECAUSE IT WAS SO CRINGE 💀 How do you manage to make videos like these- Respect man. 😭
@bigmooseplays
Жыл бұрын
I have never been so glad to get recommended a new commentary channel. You earned a new sub :)
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much :) hope you'll enjoy my other content as well!
@internetphia
Жыл бұрын
I just want to know who is dedicating this much time to making these elaborate videos. It reminds me of those "hiding coins in fruits" videos lol
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Unspoken heroes who want to enlighten the next generation of doctors with their invaluable knowledge
@loisthevelociraptor5401
5 ай бұрын
I experienced this same trauma
@AlfieTheSausage
Жыл бұрын
Another great video fellow Cereal! Keep it up 🫡
@Opalescence00
8 ай бұрын
4:06 if you thought those noises were disgusting, just wait until you look up fanpage ASMR on KZitem, TikTok or Pinterest. It's 10 times worse.
@el_gato700
Жыл бұрын
I had a video running in the background that was basically "1 hour of silence, interrupted by 3d soul goodman at random intervals and it sounded just at 11:48
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
It sounded like my sweet sweet 2 babies dying :')
@Bluetater43
Ай бұрын
9:45 now I don't wanna eat bananas for a while after seeing that short....
@Hexagonal_record
Ай бұрын
For some reason, KZitem Subtitles block the word moron. Learned that today.
@mrfunnixd7381
Жыл бұрын
elsaagate even got to object shows hell nah
@octa-pie
Жыл бұрын
This is real footage! It's a real doctor with a PhD!
@ivehad100sleeplessnights
6 ай бұрын
i watched this high, shit had me emotional af
@Textyyyy
Ай бұрын
This is a tomato twin moment
@lookstothetroon
Жыл бұрын
can't wait for there to be a soygate version of this
@vexisss9199
Ай бұрын
i am so glad someone talked about this at some point, the first time i saw one of these i thought it was kinda silly but then i just kept seeing all of their videos when i’d scroll through shorts and it was just??? so weird???
@novaritz3452
Жыл бұрын
Why aren’t they under general anesthesia? They must be hurting!!
@Maksimkil
Ай бұрын
It's a pity you didn't mention the Russian plagiarism of this, where the only difference is that the vegetables realize everything, scream in horror, say stop everything and so on
@hansvonflammenwerfer2817
Ай бұрын
The surgeon operating on you with a spoon is plausible as you are obviously made of cereal
@littleladybrooks6635
5 ай бұрын
I never seen this, but I did watch something similar, where someone played doctor with fruit with googly eyes. I think he was a surgeon?
@difly17
Жыл бұрын
Those food clips made me loose sleep
@moonlight_is_a_weirdo
Ай бұрын
It's giving me "They did surgery on a grape" vibes
@xpoland.polskax
Ай бұрын
Can someone tell me what is the phobia of objects with realistic faces and movement called I have flashbacks from that since 6
@ThePengiest
5 ай бұрын
0:56 yo who called me? mah namez chipsyy
@Adela-qk5fc
6 ай бұрын
I'm deeply disturbed 💀😓
@Thefunnyhaha910
24 күн бұрын
3:21 isn’t that the "Technical Difficulties" sound?
@zipgore0_0
Ай бұрын
is there not an entire mobile game like this??
@johannabranttherain
15 күн бұрын
i am a fruity pebble in your mized cereal bowl,i like eating soggy cereal like fruity pebbles
@calico_owl
Ай бұрын
just wait untill he finds out about fleeting films
@TheMaxDesignProYoutubeShow
26 күн бұрын
4:30 best ad timing
@cherrypaufandedokioficial
5 ай бұрын
i remember watching them, but im older and got off that content
@stevegamington8911
Жыл бұрын
BRUH I SCROLLED ACROSS THE CARROT ONE
@henryphoenix852
Ай бұрын
micheal Jackson has a KZitem channel?
@PotaTo_Wurld
6 ай бұрын
I'd be dead before I would want to watch a carrot c-section video
@letsroamaround2189
Жыл бұрын
Gimme some milk boi
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
👨🍼👨🍼🍼🍼🍼🥛🥛🥛
@octa-pie
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz what the fuck!?
@sadboiinasweater6104
Ай бұрын
There is no way to make mummification uplifting. But using music from the horror movie Us certainly doesn't do the job...
@jakefromrh
Жыл бұрын
isnt there an app game for this 😨
@sandeepbasra4877
Жыл бұрын
Tis called fruit doctor if you even want to play it
@I_FREAKING_LOVE_DANDYS_WORLD
Жыл бұрын
@@sandeepbasra4877 who tf even wants to play that game💀
@kxtemustdie249
Ай бұрын
i thought the baby noises the channel uses was my cat throwing up
@lilhedgehog8576
Ай бұрын
Why are you shocked that he smacked the baby on the butt? Don’t you know that that’s what they do when their baby is first born so they can start crying. For those who don’t know, they want the baby to cry so that way they know that they’re breathing and crying is the best way to take an air apparently.
@LIVEMETRIX187
Жыл бұрын
just recently found ur content and love it^^
@GoofyAlfrado123
Ай бұрын
Hey guys is it just me or does this guy look like the combination of polymars+++ and Michal Jackson?
@Mainly_a_idiot
Ай бұрын
I suffered watching the videos you were watching.
@leomartin7409
Жыл бұрын
Doing fruits and vegetables just to eat their children KZitem kids worthy content
@Alexdrakohoshiko
Жыл бұрын
OMG! I'm having a heart Attack!
@C-bz9zx
5 ай бұрын
4:40 That is what doctors actually do btw
@gigaforlife
Ай бұрын
Soggy is down to make some french fries
@ryuga3305
Жыл бұрын
8:20 welp. Time to get milk!
@kyotocat3275
5 ай бұрын
just like those fluffy tourture videos........................... YKZitem WHAT R U DOING >???
@fizykax7067
Жыл бұрын
How about a cereal tier list video ?
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
Definitely, one day
@justarandomman4791
6 ай бұрын
@@soggycerealzdont forget lol
@soggycerealz
6 ай бұрын
@@justarandomman4791 I did it on stream 👀👀
@GummyTheBlueCat
14 күн бұрын
Elsagate really needs to stop
@The_offical_merf_cult
Ай бұрын
I USE TO WATCH THIS WHEN I WAS 8 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@KaueVasconcelosGois
5 ай бұрын
3:18 WTF IS THIS!?
@KaueVasconcelosGois
5 ай бұрын
4:13 What the hell is this??
@azael1922O
Ай бұрын
Since when is bbno$ a doctor?
@KaueVasconcelosGois
5 ай бұрын
7:56 This fruit is Tangerine, not Orange, but looks like Orange.
@KaueVasconcelosGois
5 ай бұрын
7:01 Wait WHAT!?
@tjautomatin4145
Жыл бұрын
The fact their copying another channel thats basically the same without the facess but ofc this ones worse😭💀💀💀💀💀
@Eeeg_yea
10 ай бұрын
The sound effects gross me out...
@Eeeg_yea
6 ай бұрын
I went to my niece's birthday party and saw these types of videos on her tablet why........
@harryplays7687
Жыл бұрын
Did he do a surgery on a grape tho?
@SleepiPotionsXD
Жыл бұрын
Yes this is alm wierd and stuff But! HOW DOES HE HAVE DISLIKES!
@lilhedgehog8576
Ай бұрын
This stuff is nothing compared to Elsagate. It’s a little weird, but at least it’s not hurting anybody not that I know of.
@lilhedgehog8576
Ай бұрын
At least it’s not AI lol
@FemboyAkagi
Жыл бұрын
ngl, im simping for Cereal Gipsy. the rizz.. oml
@soggycerealz
Жыл бұрын
My first simping femboy, let's gooo
@FemboyAkagi
Жыл бұрын
@@soggycerealz
@thegoldenraysoftheglorious1180
5 ай бұрын
@@soggycerealzI am your 43rd
@BiolentlyV3ndy
Жыл бұрын
#EndElsagate
@sevenpenceLOLZ
Жыл бұрын
w
@izzymiler6974
Жыл бұрын
#EndElsagate
@Buggy-Bit
28 күн бұрын
Ah yes back when soggy had long hair 😭
@BaynexoMusicOfficial
7 ай бұрын
I am screaming
@darlaevanoffrealtymetrobro881
Ай бұрын
Hey apple What? *woody wonder video* What the heck!?
@NightcoreandPitchedSongs
Ай бұрын
they’re so entertaining tho 😭
@bealea1127
Ай бұрын
Most channels: fruit give birth Mr kiwi plastic surgery 🤓
@1millioneyes
Жыл бұрын
bros finna blow up some day
@picklepower9896
Жыл бұрын
I was just scrolling through KZitem shorts and I saw this and I was like WTF
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