"You know guys, it just dawned on me how...how weird this film is, ya know? It's kinda goofy."
@antonioperez4675
5 жыл бұрын
"You know I just realized how weird this movie is. It's kinda goofy." --MST3K
@ringkunmori
5 жыл бұрын
My first Camera Film. Thanks MST3K
@tommyvalero9695
5 жыл бұрын
That's how I was introduced to Gamera films 😂
@louisg.9161
5 жыл бұрын
your first movie you watched about an optical lens creation to takes photos to preserve moments in your lifetime? what?
@DeathKhan
5 жыл бұрын
"Gamera is really neat He is filled with turtle meat! We all love you GA-ME-RAAAAA!"
@MarsHarmony
5 жыл бұрын
"They maybe very civilized up there, more than we are here on Earth. With no war or traffic accidents..."
@erikpearl6885
5 жыл бұрын
"What is it with this kid and traffic accidents?!?"
@ArcaneAzmadi
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the translation job on the movie was completely and utterly botched, just to put the icing on the cake of badness. "Traffic accidents" was supposed to be more like "urban chaos", or possibly general social disharmony.
@scaper8
5 жыл бұрын
@@ArcaneAzmadi I've heard that the original Japanese _was_ "traffic accidents" though. I don't speak Japanese so I can't go beyond what I've heard and what the subs and dubs I've run across say, but both of the dubs and subs that I have personally run across both use "traffic accidents" as well.
@RogueTwo
5 жыл бұрын
I always wondered if there was some bit of backstory for the boy's that was lost in translation or on the cutting room floor where we find out that Akaio and his sister lost their dad in a traffic accident. I mean neither their or Tom's fathers are mentioned at all in the dubs that I've watched.
@orinanime
5 жыл бұрын
I love Guiron. Especially when Guillermo del Toro redesigned him in his homage as Knifehead. I also really enjoyed watching the MST3K and Brandon Tenold episodes making fun of the English version of the movie. This movie is so bad. But it's the only other remotely watchable entry in the Showa era after the first three.
@Metaphizzle
5 жыл бұрын
I heard Knifehead's resemblance to Guiron was accidental. Guillermo del Toro asked the artist to design a kaiju based on a goblin shark, and the artist who made the design had never seen any Gamera movies, so it was pure coincidence (or convergent evolution) that the result looked so much like Guiron. Of course, del Toro definitely recognized the resemblance and loved it.
@Dontuween
5 жыл бұрын
This one always has me craving a Gyaos sandwich! Just a couple of more slices Guiron! 😁
@SaurianStudios1207
5 жыл бұрын
4:51 I didnt knew Gamera was a dark lord of the sith.
@tommyvalero9695
5 жыл бұрын
Darth Gamera
@orcawithdrip827
5 жыл бұрын
Tommy Valero *Gyaos, I am your father.*
@sonicguyver7445
3 жыл бұрын
For as goofy and shlocky this movie was it really amazed me in a few ways as a kid. For one thing the idea of exploring an empty alien city still seems like something fun to this day. Also the idea of multiple Gyaos on another world really blew me away. The thought that multiples of a kaiju breed could exist at the same time and that they might exist on more then one world was a staggering realization to me. So this movie will always be something special to me if for nothing else then expanding my imagination to the potential of what might be possible in a kaiju universe.
@themexican8720
5 жыл бұрын
Gamera 1: Meh Gamera vs Barugon: A Classic Gamera vs Gyaos: Good EVERYTHING AFTER THAT (in the Showa Series): "God help us all!"
@horrorfiend6667
5 жыл бұрын
I can think of 3 90's era Gamera movies that negate that statement.
@themexican8720
5 жыл бұрын
@@horrorfiend6667 Oops. Sorry, I meant the Showa Series Only. The Heisei Series is a masterpiece.
@Irrelevant402
5 жыл бұрын
It's weird I just CAN'T get into Gamera vs. Gyaos for some reason while everyone else loves it. I was kinda bored watching it other day while I got far more into Guiron and Viras.
@themexican8720
5 жыл бұрын
@@Irrelevant402 That's understandable. Probably because it takes itself seriously, whereas vs. Viras is more silly.
@DLRX
5 жыл бұрын
Perfect summation of the Showa Gamera films IMO.
@joeydestructo
5 жыл бұрын
Gamera is really neat Gamera is filled with meat We've been eating Gam-er-aaaaa!
@Drforrester31
5 жыл бұрын
Let's have a race with Gamera! I'm feeling really good. Gamera vs Guiron is by far the best of the Gamera Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes
@FearsomeWarrior
5 жыл бұрын
The pure joy Tom and Crow are putting out singing the theme song...SO GOOD!
@cameronwiscovitch4186
5 жыл бұрын
Come on, let’s sing along! “Gamera!!! Gamera!!! Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We love eating Gamera!!!”
@bastardjokemen8518
5 жыл бұрын
“Can I have a coke?” The dub of this was magnificent.
@ArcaneAzmadi
Жыл бұрын
"I'll bet it's a world without wars or traffic accidents."
@titanofserpents4315
5 жыл бұрын
Guiron: the OG Knifehead
@SaurianStudios1207
5 жыл бұрын
Gurion and Knifehead sure do look like brothers.
@Ghidorah96
5 жыл бұрын
It's called an homage, novice.
@cookiesontoast9981
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ghidorah96 It's called a joke, ignoramus.
@RC99_Productions
3 жыл бұрын
03:30 "Ah, quit while you're ahead." - MST3K.
@VonWenk
4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid and this played on The 4:30 Movie during Monster Week, this was probably my favorite Gamera movie, in part due to the alien women shaving the one kid's head in order to eat his brains. That and the boys coming across a spaceship on their way to school have stuck with me more than the monsters.
@Werezilla
5 жыл бұрын
What hurts this movie for me is the little sister subplot. Apparently everyone in the world forgot about the events of the last movie as all the adults fail to believe the boys were abducted, her mother going so far as to say aliens are "made up stories." Which makes little sense thanks to the stock footage bits showing scenes from previous movies, so continuity does exist.
@UpFromTheDepths88
5 жыл бұрын
I know, it makes no sense.
@jeremykrause9443
2 жыл бұрын
I remember this was the first Gamera movie I ever saw. My dad took me to Blockbuster video but they were out of Godzilla movies so my dad told me Gamera is like Godzilla except he’s a turtle. So we rented it and I instantly feel in love with the Gamera franchise.
@BaldPerspective
2 жыл бұрын
Really dig the current thumbnail you have for this. Leaving a like & a comment to hype up kaiju homie for his eventual return!! Hope you are doing well, Brandon!
@thedude4450
5 жыл бұрын
Monster Zero but with kids
@scaper8
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing when I was watching it.
@Irrelevant402
5 жыл бұрын
...And with more monster action...What? It's true! I think Godzilla has the least amount of screentime in that movie. But that said I think Monster Zero is the better film. Guiron is a pretty fun film though.
@Irrelevant402
5 жыл бұрын
Well kids we're still working on the plague of wars, disease, greed and traffic accidents but we gotta keep trying.
@KlldbyCuriosity
3 жыл бұрын
This movie always stuck in my mind more than the other Gamera movies and I have no idea why. The only one I can really remember as well was Gamera vs Barugon
@HatCreature
5 жыл бұрын
This was my first Gamera movie and since I was a kid, of course, I loved it. Seeing it again I could see its flaws and that it was just a cookie-cutter movie of the last one it is still my favorite of the Showa films because it was my first experience with Gamera, and the monster Guiron is just OUT THERE lol he is a really unique kaiju and he will always be my favorite.
@atomicvinylreviews3420
5 жыл бұрын
My love for the flying turtle knows no bounds.
@GreaterGrievobeast55
5 жыл бұрын
The gurion vs gyaos fight is one of my favorites in this series! And the idea of fighting on an alien city is pretty cool all things considered.
@Irrelevant402
5 жыл бұрын
I just watched this two days ago with Gyaos and Jiger. Honestly I just can't seem to get into the clearly bigger Gyaos movie and I'm never bored watching this one. I dunno yeah we got the kids outsmarting adults a bit but a few times the kid's plans don't pan out. Such as they destroy the controller while the women are getting zipped around only for it to be a round trip and they get captured. Guiron is just a fun brute with not only a huge knife head but remote control suriken. I also rather liked Kondo and it was sweet how he believed Susan or maybe pretended to spare her feelings. I give a pass on the recap since well I saw this as a kid before seeing Gyaos in middle school so Gyaos was new to me then. Plus it wasn't nearly as obnoxious as Viras' stock footage or Super Monster. So yeah I'm afraid I just like Guiron more than Gyaos. I mean Gamera vs. Barugon will always reign supreme as the Showa Gamera.
@VonWenk
4 жыл бұрын
Yours might be a better review than Up from the Depths'. How many times can you complain about a movie that recognize is geared toward children and complain that that's no excuse for the lack of logic?
@brandonb1681
5 жыл бұрын
Excellent thoughts my man. Love your content.
@1971chrismiller
5 жыл бұрын
I think Gamera vs. Jigger is next to review and that one is my favorite on the Showa movies
@Metallizombie
5 жыл бұрын
This is the first Gamera film I ever saw. I bought it on the value VHS spindle at a Gee Bee’s.
@VengefulJay
5 жыл бұрын
Officer Cornjob anyone?
@Drforrester31
5 жыл бұрын
I'm just a twisted goofy guy...
@emperorIng360
5 жыл бұрын
Now we're getting into the real interesting stretch. Will the Showa series redeem itself with two....ish movies to go? Will the channel survive the onslaught of Gamera Super Monster?
@mikrogamis721
4 жыл бұрын
Mom: "Which one is this one? Me: "...and traffic accidents..." Mom: "Oh God, not *that* one!" (It amazing how many Kaiju fans I know use that phrase to describe many painful things.)
@eduardo_corrochio
2 жыл бұрын
Cornjob Forever! "Hello, and thank you!" Seriously, my first viewing of this movie was one summer afternoon in the 1970s on New York WABC-TV's "The 4:30 Movie" during a week when they were showcasing Kaiju flicks. Imagine a kid around ten watching something in which aliens intended to eat the brains of two little kids. It was something else.
@thomasley4006
3 жыл бұрын
Strangely I really like this one. Probably because I like Guiron and this strange alien city which somehow reminded me of Forbidden Planet.
@anthonywheeler2082
5 жыл бұрын
Guiron's design is so crazy I kinda love it haha
@benderbendingrodriguez420
5 жыл бұрын
Space Gyaos!
@TitanosaurusProductions
4 жыл бұрын
This was the first kaiju film I ever saw so I guess I have a soft spot for it. It’s my second favorite Gamera film of the Showa era.
@dariusrose9909
5 жыл бұрын
My favourite Gamera movie, I think it’s so bad it’s good!
@shoeski9399
4 жыл бұрын
I loved that stuff as a kid. Monster week on grandmas black and white TV set about 1973 -1975.
@VonWenk
4 жыл бұрын
Was it on an ABC affiliate after reruns of Love, American Style?
@chancepaladin
5 жыл бұрын
this one's still my favorite
@cookiesontoast9981
4 жыл бұрын
Same, this is my favourite Gamera movie, Barugon is number 2.
@nelsonn2599
4 жыл бұрын
1:23 RETURN OF THE FLASHING EYES
@optimalhazza
5 жыл бұрын
'Akio, Tomoko and Tom' a bunch of Kenny's.
@nexusshark
5 жыл бұрын
Can you actually call a girl a "Kenny"? Besides, the girl is more part of a sub plot.
@joshchiang5995
5 жыл бұрын
@@nexusshark Brandon Tenold called her a kendra.
@dornravlin
5 жыл бұрын
id say this one was neet and pretty imaginative
@BTK710
5 жыл бұрын
I really love your review. Keep up the good work :)
@hankw69
4 жыл бұрын
LOVE this movie! Viras was a snooze fest, this was a hilarious blast!
@Iamnonody
5 жыл бұрын
I bet many people were debating Who would win between Godzilla and Gamera, all the time until 2014 at least.
@scaper8
5 жыл бұрын
I noticed as I watch these, Gamera constantly has this look of, "I am really fucking tried of this shit. Will you people just stop breaking things for, like, five goddamn minutes? Please?!" Not even a pissed of looked, really; just done-with-your-shit. I knid of love it.
@scaper8
5 жыл бұрын
P.S. I do know that is this mostly due to the lower budget then even the lowest Godzilla flicks, but I do like to think that it adds a certain anti-hero vibe to Gamera's character. He's not just a "friend to all children," as much as he can't just not help them.
@BenBootKHTwo
5 жыл бұрын
Cathy Rigby is in that suit.
@matthewdunham1689
5 жыл бұрын
Loved that knife monster.
@BioGoji-zm5ph
5 жыл бұрын
I tolerate this film because it doesn't have any wars or traffic accidents in it. Also, Guiron and the Space Gaos are pretty cool.
@EverettDudgeon138
4 жыл бұрын
Guiron is my favorite Kaiju ever
@ScreamingScallop
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know, the Space Ladies' contrasting (false) benevolence and (genuine) coldbloodedness--especially when one gets injured--makes a nice change from Viras' merely-strict lab techs, who don't even really qualify as characters. Also, their desire to cut open skulls and eat human brains is a good deal more terrifying than Viras' vague threat of conquest and penchant for killing his own henchmen.
@UpFromTheDepths88
5 жыл бұрын
I agree, they're better than the Viras doctor aliens.
@Comkill117
5 жыл бұрын
If nothing else, Guiron has a cool design.
@garyreid6165
3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this movie on television, the scene where Guiron’s dismemberment of Hyper Gaos was limited to Gaos losing a leg and flying away. I saw the complete scene online six years ago and I was very surprised. A friend of mine and I talked about it and he was just as surprised as I was. The Gamera movies before the Heisei era was muddled down, or should I say dumbed down. Other than the first film and Gamera Vs. Baragon(or War Of The Monsters, which was the most adult of the entire franchise at the time)were pretty good. A word about Guiron. Guiron was a well designed monster and at the same time the silliest. Thank God for monster fights. I watch these movies get riffed on while watching Mystery Science Theater 3,000. Good times. Of the many films I have seen in this franchise, I have only missed three. Two that I want to see and one I am glad I didn’t see. The two I want to see: Gamera 3: Revenge Of Iris and Gamera: The Brave. The one I don’t want to see; Gamera, Super Monster.
@SuperSirianRigel
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah this movie is crazy. But hey! That's not Gyaos! That's Space Gyaos! Come on man. Nothing cooler than making a monster that's like a space cousin to the most popular enemy in the franchise. lol! But yeah 2 stars... That sounds about right. I still remember getting freaked out as a kid when I saw Guiron chop up Space Gyaos like a butcher though. lol.
@maniacalclefable1354
2 жыл бұрын
When your like makes it 1K. Just, so satisfying. Edit: just realized my comment is the 150th as well MMMM!!
@scored9256
5 жыл бұрын
Normal people coming 2 minutes after vid is uploaded: People that say first in comments: NOOOOOOOOO I don’t get to say first and not watch the content that is always great
@brycevo
4 жыл бұрын
For a moment, I thought this was the last movie. It's so similar
@nexusshark
5 жыл бұрын
This movie is essentially the same movie as the last one, except with some very minir improvements and more monster fights. And this is probably the only Gamera film where two other monsters, besides Gamera, battle each other. And it's really funny how brutal and yet silly the fights are. Still, we are again treated with two horrible child actors as the two main protagonists. But at least there is more monster action and less stock footage to sit through. And Guiron is a very interesting Kaiju and seems to be the main inspiration for some of the Kaiju's featured in Pacific Rim, especially KnifeHead. Still a weird movie, you know? Kinda Goofy. I give this one 2 stars out of 5.
@robertcasipe1851
4 жыл бұрын
Guiron is like the most impractical Kaiju ever 🤣
@shadowxps
5 жыл бұрын
Man this movie sure is silly but boy did I love it as a kid
@transformersgodzillapowerr2670
4 жыл бұрын
I GIVE THIS ONE 3 STARS
@HatCreature
5 жыл бұрын
Loving the Gamera reviews :) I hope you're enjoying them too.
@scottmitchell1974
Жыл бұрын
Well at least the evil "Gamera Girls" are hot, and Tommy's tall, lean, sharp-cheek/jaw and big-eyed mom is a smoke-show.
@brandonb1681
3 жыл бұрын
1:33 Them two aliens can abduct me if they want.
@johnhughes2653
Жыл бұрын
Bit of a Lost In Space influence in this one
@dgulag3733
3 жыл бұрын
this is a fantastic channel
@thegael1996
4 жыл бұрын
Love this movie it was the first Gamera movie I ever saw.
@obdeisibcirrus993
3 жыл бұрын
I love this movie tho ahhaha. The quality of the film in this review looks much better than the film quality I’m used to this being in.
@matthewdunham1689
5 жыл бұрын
Best theme song though. GAMERA
@jeremykrause9443
2 жыл бұрын
This movie is way better than Gamera vs Viras and probably my third favorite behind Gamera vs Gyaos and Gamera vs Barugon.
@thatonereviewer3479
5 жыл бұрын
Giant turtle vs knifeasaurus
@ThatJohnKillion1970
4 жыл бұрын
Two Kennys and a Kendra.
@obamakiske
5 жыл бұрын
big turtle fights a big knife-monster and two dumb children get kidnapped by spooky aliens in tinfoil clothes who eat brains so they can get galaxy brain smart
@ringkite
5 жыл бұрын
top MST3K content! :richard burton: "I woke up in a pool of scotch"
@armand4116
5 жыл бұрын
3:12 yes! I love it xD
@maniacalclefable1354
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl I want a guiron shaped knife
@Catherine-gg5io
5 жыл бұрын
i love your videos so much
@skyslasher2297
5 жыл бұрын
1:11 who kinda looks like if Jaws f#cked a steak knife
@skiwee2092
5 жыл бұрын
3:12 you know guys...
@thomasgarrison1088
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this might not be a great movie; I really enjoyed it though. Maybe it was just refreshing to get so much more fun, cheesy monster action after the grating bore that was Gamera vs Viras. Gamera vs Jiger wasnt so bad either, a part from always ramming expo 70 into your face...
@Sierlea
3 жыл бұрын
The most so-bad-it's-good!
@khalidmaster744
5 жыл бұрын
Screw Godzilla up from the depths 30 stories high his head in the sky gamera gamera and toto
@tree4318
3 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone choose a turtle to use as a giant monster?
@ksanbahlyngwa1998
9 ай бұрын
Big Shell! 🐢
@slashingkatie7872
3 жыл бұрын
I love the Sandy Frank dub from MST3K version because it’s so hilariously bad
@josuealcalajr525
4 жыл бұрын
Godzilla y GAMERA son Excelentes 🤗 Saludos desde México 🇲🇽 Josué Alcalá 😉🦖
@germanscience7246
5 жыл бұрын
guiron is just beta knifehead change my mind
@scaper8
5 жыл бұрын
Given how much he fucks up Space Gyaos and Gamera, I day that he's the _alpha_ Kinfehead if anything.
@MrKaiju-sr8wu
5 жыл бұрын
next up is Jiger
@baragon301
5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how people like this movie
@leafyfeathers
5 жыл бұрын
MST3K version is the best version of this movie
@JurassicClark96
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like your channel would benefit from two things: Longer videos, & a louder mic level
@Gamer-xd6iv
5 жыл бұрын
Epic
@stanley5745
5 жыл бұрын
Cornjob
@freex4590
5 жыл бұрын
Noti gang
@FutschasAnanas
5 жыл бұрын
Ich bin die Ananas 🍍
@deathgoddragon3698
5 жыл бұрын
This is the only one of the outright bad Gamera films that I occasionally enjoy watching. It's still boring, cheap, and lazy in terms of story, but the monster stuff is so insanely weird and goofy that you're often transfixed. The dub also has some added hilarity since I have no idea why these children care so much about traffic accidents. Not good, but fun.
@jeremypurtell7268
Жыл бұрын
Full Movie: kzitem.info/news/bejne/0KKrnWVvoYppg6Q Personal Rating: ***1/2
@travishylton6976
5 жыл бұрын
why always some American kid
@UpFromTheDepths88
5 жыл бұрын
From Viras and beyond Daiei made the Gamera films under a contract with American distributor AIP, who insisted having an American child for more mass market appeal.
@GamerMinilla
4 жыл бұрын
@@UpFromTheDepths88 Which is weird because if you look at the lip movements, these "American" children are speaking near-perfect Japanese. You'd think they'd go the Astro-Monster route and have the American kids speak English and everyone ELSE speak Japanese to erase the need to hire one more dub VA, but eh.
@VonWenk
4 жыл бұрын
@@GamerMinilla According to the audio commentary on The 1,000 Eyes of Dr. Mabuse, foreign productions with international casts generally had the actors speaking their lines in their native tongue, and then the movies would be dubbed over for the individual markets.
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