I can’t say I’ve ever been called ugly by a guy with his shirt tucked into his tracksuit pants until now
@tomcardy1
Жыл бұрын
I offer many unique experiences, stick around
@MammalianCreature
Жыл бұрын
First time for everything.
@SkySquad
Жыл бұрын
@@tomcardy1 "unique" certainly describes the experiences ive had on this channel
@ExpressionOfShock
Жыл бұрын
A Motörhead shirt, no less.
@sheep4483
Жыл бұрын
don't forget the socks and sandals, that's half the look
@MastaToSch
Жыл бұрын
Tom's stache and hair combo are growing more cop worthy by the day. That 'stache is nearly on the "Sergeant" level by now.
@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Жыл бұрын
He's not a cop though.
@Kibannn
Жыл бұрын
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I think that he's a cop
@MastaToSch
Жыл бұрын
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sounds like something a cop would say.
@P-K-P
Жыл бұрын
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why does he have those guns?
@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
Жыл бұрын
@@P-K-P They're business related.
@masteryoda5931
Жыл бұрын
“You aren’t that grotesque really if you existed in a vacuum” lol I’m dying 😂. Great song, Tom, as always
@tumblingartist
Жыл бұрын
His lyrics are so uniquely and creatively funny
@xymaryai8283
Ай бұрын
i dunno, i think i look better when i'm not in a vacuum... in both senses
@d3viate797
Жыл бұрын
“Your a 7 on a good day and I’m a .53 away from infinity” is such a good line
@doormatcat
Жыл бұрын
The audacity he shows to rhyme those 2 words is also perfect for the line
@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Жыл бұрын
Him rhyming "day" and "infinitay" in this song just vindicates me and half of the dumb things I sing to people at work which means I'm going to inevitably lean even harder into my sassy day-to-day bullshit.
@rexblaze4
Жыл бұрын
Lean even harder in your bullshit everday Tom vindicates your want to be sassay~
@jackdog06
Жыл бұрын
The immediately rhyming both of them with “comparative-lay”
@outsidelookinginprod
29 күн бұрын
well, I would say the ".53" is what the rhyme is with "infinity"
@theyearwas1473
Жыл бұрын
After being rejected on a first date the other day cause she was " not into my physical vibe". This song resonates loud.
@honeycomb937
Жыл бұрын
that's gotta be among the worst ways to reject someone i can think of 😭 who SAYS that dude??
@bleh5707
Жыл бұрын
@@honeycomb937 "worst she can say is no"
@blunderbass851
Жыл бұрын
_MUSICALLY_ one of my favorites from you, ever. Goes so damn hard, hella catchy as always. This song was a hot 12.
@sourcastic
Жыл бұрын
IKR! This is such a short gem! It positively _flows_.
@Julian-cp3vp
Жыл бұрын
*(Relatively)
@kolabirec3465
Жыл бұрын
Agreed! Songs like h.y.c.y.bh or artifactial inteligence were masterpiece by meaning of lyrics, but this one has something different in it, it's just so good to listen
@pantis_
Жыл бұрын
Same. The lyrics for this one are also perfectly relatable. Masterpiece.
@DaTimmeh
Жыл бұрын
I’d even go as far as to say it’s .53 from infinity
@notarobit8685
Жыл бұрын
This is so catchy. I want to share this directly with friends, but feel like they would be insulted.
@noodle3218
Жыл бұрын
Being a 7 on a good day is pretty high praise. Then once you add the, “you aren’t that grotesque, really, if you existed in a vacuum,” they might think it’s a love letter
@notentirelyserious4623
Жыл бұрын
Tom is trying not to smile as he sings "I'm a hot 10, we could be friends, but I would be the hot one", but it just can't be contained
@mercury000
11 ай бұрын
Anyone else get ridiculously excited by a full length version of this? A 4 minute version of this jam would keep me from having to hit repeat so many times on this fucking masterpiece.
@sydurgraham7760
4 ай бұрын
No like legit absolutely would love that. I honestly think 0:37 could be made into some bangers
@0ssified
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Tom, for blessing us with another relatable masterpiece.
@Kick0a0cat
Жыл бұрын
Now, which part to you relate to :D ?
@xanderlarsen1662
Жыл бұрын
@@Kick0a0cat the fugly one :(
@Non-vegen
Жыл бұрын
@@Kick0a0cat the being ugly (releatively)
@bluebeka2458
Жыл бұрын
Relatable as being ugly or as being the most beautiful thing that existed on this earth? 😂
@girllord78
Жыл бұрын
After a tough day, you see notification from Tom, it makes you smile, and then you watch the video and like "yes, thank you for reality check, mate"
@bastian3461
Жыл бұрын
tom's songs are just tons of one liners mashed together into a full on masterpiece
@Tepid24
Жыл бұрын
This goes way too hard for a one minute song. One of those where I'm really hoping for an extended version eventually like we got with Business Man.
@violetskies14
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh Tom. I lost a parent a few weeks ago and quite honestly I was just crying before watching this. Your songs have given me a smile more than once throughout all of this.
@emiliodiez9662
Жыл бұрын
My condolences for you loss
@colinblau6119
Жыл бұрын
H. Y. C. Y. B. H.
@todiewouldbepleasure
Жыл бұрын
@@colinblau6119 finding a deceased or missing parent U.Y.B.H would be very traumatic 😅
@dafaoq
Жыл бұрын
@@colinblau6119 you actual f****** savage 😂
@LordChesalot
Жыл бұрын
My condolences, hope you have time and space to grieve
@tc_lightning1456
Жыл бұрын
I have a theory. This man sits down for 10 minutes screaming shit into a mic and then blacks out for six hours editing and we get these masterpieces. (btw I’ve watch so many of your videos and I love all of them so freaking much keep it up :)
@MariaTex3
Жыл бұрын
Okay, but the instrumental of this alone is already amazing.
@DragonaxFilms
Жыл бұрын
"I'm a .53 away from infinity" is such a good line though.
@adamcharming
Жыл бұрын
Australian music is a culturally important industry that must be preserved and expanded
@squintyourears
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@aidanhughes5664
Жыл бұрын
I will not accept this as a full version, it's too good to be only one minute long.
@flowerheit4512
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, i think Tom has been getting very slightly hotter with every video while i remain at the same level of hotness I've always been
@noodle3218
Жыл бұрын
While I’m always in favor of full songs because the more Tom the better, I like that when Tom does do short ones lately he often gets them over the 1 minute mark for shorts so he can get money from it. Not being sarcastic, I genuinely think Tom deserves all the money and more because his songs are not only phenomenal musically, but also have both clever and funny lyrics. And then then once you add in the production/visuals (I can’t even imagine how many different takes are required, sometimes to be layered at once, sometimes in different parts of the room, sometimes even different outfits/characters, different instruments, etc and then the nightmare editing must be. Plus him being kind enough to include captions, many times displayed creatively/uniquely on the screen) it’s just insane. He has so much talent and brings so much joy to us that it’s nice he can make a living helping us all. (And in more reasons to dislike the clock app, he’s mentioned that Australians don’t get paid on it for whatever reason, so he only/mainly has KZitem)
@fancifuldevices
Жыл бұрын
It’s so true! We all appreciate the music but it takes all this other stuff too. Idk about shorts or 1 minute stuff or how that makes money but I hope he gets lots.
@noodle3218
Жыл бұрын
@@fancifuldevices this may be too detailed for you and I'm certainly not an expert, but if you wanna know, here is some of what I have read and been told: Many creators have said KZitem shorts aren't monetized so even if he gets millions of views for a short, he doesn't get money from it for whatever stupid reason. but it works out for many creators because they put tiktok stuff as shorts and they make the money on tiktok then use the shorts for exposure. but since austrialia isn't currently included in the tiktok creator's fund, he can't get money from that but even the creator's fund doesn't pay that well per view [but i've heard tom gets millions of views so he'd do better than many if he was able to be in the fund], so a lot of tiktokers do brand deals and consulting and stuff. I wouldn't care if tom did brand stuff as long as he gets paid well and we get a song out of it, but he's said before that he doesn't really like to do them (which I respect cuz I'm not a huge fan of a typal "influencer"). but he said in some interview that he was able to make a living off of youtube because he gets paid for his normal videos [non-shorts], which are any ones that aren't in the separate shorts category [and I know this one has to be because at the moment, shorts have to be below 1 minute long]
@Aimu1
Жыл бұрын
@@noodle3218 How to start a sentence in a condescending way "this may be too detailed for YOU".
@noodle3218
Жыл бұрын
@@Aimu1 sorry, I didn't mean to be condescending at all. I more meant that you may not care because it's a youtube comment and people often don't like long ones
@lesbianaconda2971
Жыл бұрын
I also like this because I really hate shorts, just in general.
@micyoz5283
Жыл бұрын
Bruh 0:49, the end of that line helped me truly appreciate how much of a bop this was. Lyrical genius really
@jordantherrien74
Жыл бұрын
There is so much serotonin packed into this minute, I’m not even mad that Tom (rightly) called me fugly, relatively.
@1zl541
Жыл бұрын
"I'm a hot 12 (...) I'm a .53 away from infinity" Chernobyl lowering the control rods be like
@mechanicpluto2430
Жыл бұрын
Not great, not terrible
@lucaspinheiro891
Жыл бұрын
I really love that song, not ironically, please add this one on spotify.
@romanbeckett3130
Жыл бұрын
This one has to have one of the best flows I've ever heard in your songs, fantastic as always Mr Cardy 👌👌
@drgabi18
Жыл бұрын
i absolutely love how you can hear tom's smile at 0:08, this is the sole reason i adore this song
@jrr2045
Жыл бұрын
I just love that a person's of such musical caliber uses his powers to make goofy shit. You've made my day so many times sir. Thank you!
@whyyoumakemedothis
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me so much of The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords except not romantic and more chaotic. I love it so much, what a banger
@user-uf1tt3tp1p
Жыл бұрын
i thought this was going to be a "you only look ugly to you" song, or a "your just not your type". i was pleasantly surprised
@christy1234567891011
Жыл бұрын
Who knew that the one thing I needed today was for Tom Cardy to tell me I'm (relatively) fugly today. But I guess I did. Thanks Tom great video!
@upartyslimak5859
Жыл бұрын
Already certified hook classic. My neighboors gotta accept the fact I will play it on a loop for next few weeks
@torchrrrr
Жыл бұрын
I'm so excited whenever one of these 1 minute long songs get posted, cause its a chance for a full length version to be in the next album!!
@Rickety-Rick
Жыл бұрын
I think this just might be my favorite song of yours, I like to come back here and sing along when I’ve had a bad day. Gives me a real confidence boost! The parts like 0:37 are especially my favorites, so damn catchy! Keep on, man!
@TheSamsoudu77
Жыл бұрын
Please make a full 3 minutes version of this song the music was so freaking cool
@andrewtomic3465
Жыл бұрын
Ok Tom Tom, please make this song as long as possible!!!! Remix this for another 3-4 minutes PLEASE!!! I was grooving so hard to this while laughing my ass off. Love you brother. Keep that fire coming you .53 from infinite genius! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
@irontiki551
Жыл бұрын
Relatively speaking this is a goddamn masterpiece.
@bluewolf6323
Жыл бұрын
This is a song for all the passive aggressive sassy friends that love to make fun of their friends. Ik it's specific but it's so funny! The sass, the energy, the confidence! I love it!
@helstern603
6 ай бұрын
Aw man, it would be great to have this song on an album!
@rkatlr5508
Жыл бұрын
i want to take the melody progression of the "if you existed in a vaccuum" line and inject it into my veins. i have lost track of how many times i've replayed that five second clip.
@britelite18
Жыл бұрын
That hook tho…. Hella smooth!! Another instant classic! 🔥🔥🔥 Whole song plz?!
@GraceT
Жыл бұрын
Oh, goodie. I needed another bop to get stuck into my head. No joke, this song is 🔥
@sciencewithsirmon1985
Жыл бұрын
how does tom keep coming out with these fleeting shower thoughts remixed into absolute bangers?
@Yuuki1022
Жыл бұрын
so your songs keep getting put in a KZitem playlist called "children's music" for me so congratulations on finally being child friendly Mr. Cop
@damis7170
8 ай бұрын
Between this song and “H.S”, I’m getting mixed messages
@drinkmorecareless
Жыл бұрын
One of those relatable scenarios that you can’t talk about. Thanks, Tom.
@yurinohana9029
Жыл бұрын
"It would be a shame to have to explain to everybody that we meet on the street that I'm not walking my dog" is such a savage line 🤣
@asimpletaco4665
Жыл бұрын
thank you for once again dropping a masterpiece. I'm still waiting on that smokin' joe rudeboy full song though.
@roxasheart7
Жыл бұрын
BRB sending this to my sister
@ajbolt7
7 ай бұрын
Seriously man this is one of those songs that needs a full version it's SO catchy.
@ThrownDice
Жыл бұрын
fugly: "ok... you know, you also could've just told me. you always break out in song when something bothers you?" Tom: "yes"
@00s.v.n.s00
Жыл бұрын
This is the funkiest way to roast tf out of someone.
@geoa.potatoes
Жыл бұрын
tom I watched this before my interview yesterday and it put a massive smile on my face and I got the job! thanks for your delightful dumb shit I love it and you got me a job with absolutely no help from me so congrats man your music is magic xx
@arv584
Жыл бұрын
this sounds like a song that would be in the end credits of a dreamworks movie
@pamelafornwalt9729
Жыл бұрын
BEGGING for a full version of this to be on the next EP or whatever you end up making. This song FUCKS 🔥🔥🔥Fantastic job as always! EDIT: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS COMMENT GOT 🔥69🔥 LIKES??? I WAS WATCHING THIS SONG FOR (probably) THE 69TH TIME 🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥
@eliasm9834
Жыл бұрын
this song slaps (relatively)
@KvS1x3
Жыл бұрын
My guy you gotta start putting these bangers on spotify. It's a crime that I can't put this on my playlist, and since you're not a cop you're gonna want to avoid doing those.
@yonic22
Жыл бұрын
The only problem with Tom's songs is that they are so good that you want them to be full length songs, but he just teases us with these 1 to 2 min songs...
@chelsicampbell7739
8 ай бұрын
I am so glad to have found your music. Love your songs and love harassing my coworkers with these unexpected gems they didn't know they needed in their lives.
@iamawatcher9201
Жыл бұрын
We need that album drop soon! 👀
@jonathansorenson6840
Жыл бұрын
"Let's talk, a 10 to a 10" "I'm an 11 but alright"
@Someperson1522
Жыл бұрын
Three videos in relatively the same time?? Tom your on a roll! Haha Always a pleasure seeing notifications from your channel Tom keep up the amazing work as always ❤
@doormatcat
3 ай бұрын
A friend sent me this asking: "This is how you feel when we hangout don't you?" No I don't
@splitprune
Жыл бұрын
i like this genre of "extremely self-confident comedy song"
@anastasiao4036
2 ай бұрын
The pause because the "and you look like... you..." kills me.
@user-rq6dw8us4t
8 ай бұрын
I want these tracksuit pants with the inscription "visible I'm hot 12"
@shfity5
Жыл бұрын
Hope this one gets the mixed messages treatment and Tom doubles down on it.
@bwezil
Ай бұрын
Do yall think you’d ever make a Spotify account like Jack Stuber’s Micropop? That way, you could post your shorter songs for all of us to loop if you’d rather not make them longer. This slaps too hard to be confined to KZitem
@peeranutpompim3276
9 ай бұрын
How come there’s no extended version of this masterpiece 😮💨
@Topazzzzzz
Жыл бұрын
a SEVEN on a good day? holy shit, thanks for the confidence boost!
@Kerelkneus
Жыл бұрын
This song sounds like TWRP in an alternative universe where they make sure people don't accept themselves
@umkm2k
Жыл бұрын
".53 away from infinity" is making my nerd brain scream. Well done, sir.
@toni_the_toni
6 ай бұрын
As a mathematician, the idea of being a finite amount away from infinity just feels so wrong
@OliProductions
Жыл бұрын
this song is by far my favourite Tom Cardy song that isn’t on streaming services
@GiGi-ny1eo
Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Tom getting hotter by the second? Not even relatively, but objectively hotter :D
@TheMightyMango.
Жыл бұрын
Tom always makes such groovy music, I love it!
@siegraas
Жыл бұрын
we can't all be as spectacularly attractive as tom 😔
@meliodashewitt9547
Жыл бұрын
God this was a banger. I need a fucking full song of this.
@deffonotdaisy
Жыл бұрын
thank you tom. my humour is officially now more broken than my heart. keep it up mate
@bug3954
Жыл бұрын
please put this on a streaming platform, so i can feel worse about my fugly-ness
@Canadagraphs
Жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked, and somehow, also informed, by this video.
@theminecraftadventurer6393
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Tom, I was beginning to get the shakes without content from you.
@old_fritz
Жыл бұрын
me in my room: "I hate myself" me in every social setting:
@Khujop
Жыл бұрын
I really needed to hear this message today. Thank you, Tom!
@danisob3633
Жыл бұрын
i want people to drop beats like this one everytime they hate on me
@fartcragle5977
6 ай бұрын
"I'm not walking my dog, I did not lose a bet" 💀
@utterlyperplexed8442
Жыл бұрын
Beautiful. I’ve not heard lyrics that poetic since Parton’s Coat Of Many Colours. Well done. 🎉
@bikinavisho
Жыл бұрын
Dude this song made me laugh so hard well done yet again Tom
@AMD2600
9 ай бұрын
I wish upon a star that someday this will get a full version
@tyler_nest87
11 ай бұрын
i cant stop listening to this song on repeat! it's so good!
@PsychoCPU
Жыл бұрын
This is a legit banger, gonna be stuck in my head all week.
@bluemio7349
Жыл бұрын
Sending this to my ex, who I always felt I was out of the League for, yet she cheated on me thrics. Thanks for these perfect song queues 😏
@ajbolt7
5 ай бұрын
This song speaks to me on a spiritual level
@Zekeepergirl
Жыл бұрын
Tom needs to try his hand at writing stage plays. I am so intrigued about this character he’s singing and they technically don’t even exist
@katdiangelo8214
3 ай бұрын
This is usually how it feels when I'm with 2 of my 3 older sisters.
@IcePrincessje
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me so much of a song from my country which is about somebody who befriends somebody who is just sightly worse off in all ways so they can look better. Singing things like: I don't think you're very special, but I look great compared to you. 😂
@cey_ner
Жыл бұрын
Name: Relative Perception Power Description: The user can manipulate the perception of physical attractiveness of themselves and others based on the presence of someone considered less attractive. When in the presence of someone who is considered less attractive than the user or their target, the user's or target's physical features will appear more attractive and aesthetically pleasing in comparison. This power can be used to boost the user's confidence or manipulate the perceptions of others to gain an advantage in social or romantic situations. Drawback: The power only works when the user or target is in the presence of someone less attractive, and the effect diminishes when that person is no longer present. It also requires the user to have a clear understanding of societal beauty standards and what is considered less attractive in order to be effective. Overuse of this power may lead to the user becoming overly dependent on external validation of their physical appearance.
@sorio99
Жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to appear like anything but shit when I look like me and you look like you” The best part of an absolutely killer song, fight me.
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