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@user-yr3uj6go8i
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with monetizing this video, lolz.
@Hi-xu9xn
3 жыл бұрын
Repent of your sins and follow Jesus Christ Almighty.
@areaon
3 жыл бұрын
A
@kxas
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hi-xu9xn will do
@SkippyTheBard
3 жыл бұрын
R u from south Africa?
@user-xv9kb2vs5f
3 жыл бұрын
"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" Oh Joe.
@eduardobullen7473
3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re voting for Trump you ain’t black” The interviewer: 👨🏿💻
@kushal4956
3 жыл бұрын
why did people vote for him?
@simoneburini4036
3 жыл бұрын
@@kushal4956 people voted for him only because the other guy was Donald Trump. If he was the democratic nominee in one of the previous elections, he would have failed (as a person from another country, this is what I understood)
@kushal4956
3 жыл бұрын
@@simoneburini4036 he did beat all the other democratic candidates tho
@simoneburini4036
3 жыл бұрын
@@kushal4956 only when the party delegates realized that Bernie was becoming too popular for them and he would not be willing to accept big corporate donations (putting in jeopardy the credibility of the establishment of the party), so they suddenly decided to back Biden. At least, the outcome of the election managed to finally make the true colors of Trump and his cult blatant (if they weren't already). Cheers from Italy
@a_literal_brick
3 жыл бұрын
The US is basically the same thing but on a higher budget
@ANWRocketMan
3 жыл бұрын
I've always had this feeling, thank you for putting into words!
@nightflyer3242
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to politics. It's the same in every country, just different levels of budget.
@Nzzertral
3 жыл бұрын
@@nightflyer3242 and different levels of how seriously they take themselves
@TheReturnOfGeorgePingas
3 жыл бұрын
That counts for every country when you compare them
@kushal4956
3 жыл бұрын
not really, u shud look at british n indian politics where politicians scream at each other in the parliament whereas in the US regardless of how heated the debate is it's always peaceful n nobody is calling the other person a nincompoop
America was formed for the sole purpose of committing genocide on ducks, and those damned democrats are standing in the way of the glorious manifest destiny of it.
@The_Juice14
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jotari stinkin Democrats and their pro-duck policys.
@syafiqulinnuha
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jotari those democrats must have been bribed by Donald duck
@devinward461
3 жыл бұрын
@@syafiqulinnuha No, they were bribed by Scrooge McDuck, he's the one with all the money
@johnnyjoestar5193
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jotari replace ducks with native americans 😳
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
3 жыл бұрын
Every country wishes their government was just like ours, peaceful and unproblematic
@Unus_Annus_
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. When I think of North Korea, I think of peaceful, free, and fair.
@carlosnava1471
3 жыл бұрын
@@Unus_Annus_ Well I mean it technically is peaceful right? Right..?
@Unus_Annus_
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlosnava1471 I’m being sarcastic, obviously
@killerdinamo08
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in this comments section will be dead you know...
@carlosnava1471
3 жыл бұрын
@@Unus_Annus_ Yeah, I was as well, I thought I could follow up the joke, but now I see I may not be fit for comedy
@MrGTO86
3 жыл бұрын
President of South Africa advertising non-squeaky condoms.
@timfirst3536
3 жыл бұрын
An issue the world can get behind.
@confusedsteak4570
3 жыл бұрын
and they come in TWO FLAVORS!
@joejia1410
3 жыл бұрын
@@confusedsteak4570 And offer MAXIMUM protection and MAXIMUM pleasure!
@antoniedekoning9436
3 жыл бұрын
@〝ѦƁↁεя〞 Honestly you shouldn't, these government made condoms have the durability of rice paper. They care more about the idea of safety, not providing actual protection
@joejia1410
3 жыл бұрын
@@antoniedekoning9436 but but it says it provides MAXIMUM PROTECTION and MAXIMUM PLEASURE
@strawbale
3 жыл бұрын
my guy advertising condoms in parliament
@philiphuman9566
3 жыл бұрын
Thats the pesident🤣
@mntsam1930
3 жыл бұрын
@@philiphuman9566 IT IS!? I though it was just a feisty MP
@adityamathur6938
3 жыл бұрын
appal flaaevaa
@jimbo189
3 жыл бұрын
It do be a serious matter tho
@user-hy6cp6xp9f
3 жыл бұрын
Serious AIDS problem in SA, it helps
@MultiDansk8
3 жыл бұрын
00:42 He just closed his eyes and accepted his fate
@WasimAkram-ck2wb
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@mistervanderveer
3 жыл бұрын
The buildup is so fucking good hahahaha
@hirvale
3 жыл бұрын
ikr, he just went straight to acceptance! No point struggling at all 🤣🤣
@flintlockwood4523
3 жыл бұрын
Holy Fucking Fuck LMAO.
@Hahdesu
3 жыл бұрын
he received a first warning and ignored it. the only choice was to accept his fate and it kills me with laughter every time
@saulgoodmanKAZAKH
3 жыл бұрын
Why is that man describing condoms so passionately.
@Wapak95
3 жыл бұрын
😉😉
@vervetech9395
3 жыл бұрын
SA has high number of people living with AIDS so the president was encouraging everyone to use the condoms they're providing for free. They're making it available for everyone citizen for free with the hope of decreasing the number of STD cases in South Africa.
@bencatzilla
3 жыл бұрын
he's based
@exxelsetijadi5348
3 жыл бұрын
@@vervetech9395 out of context it's funny as hell, but in context that's actually a good decision
@bonecoldplays8518
3 жыл бұрын
It's Our Current President Bro , Aids is big here
@jeogk
3 жыл бұрын
0:30 you can legit hear each leg break and the fourth one let him down
@josephstalin7619
3 жыл бұрын
*LMAO*
@Alessandro-vl8bu
3 жыл бұрын
He’s holding on for dear life
@reaperscemetery362
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he farted at first
@user-db2qi9op3x
3 жыл бұрын
@@reaperscemetery362 XD
@halima974
3 жыл бұрын
@@reaperscemetery362 Same 😂😂
@westmezzanine4321
3 жыл бұрын
“A n d i t m a d e a n o i s e” I’m very curious what exactly that could be
@samuellucas1694
3 жыл бұрын
it was hong hong hong
@vixinhaler
3 жыл бұрын
SQUEAKY SQEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAKY
@coltonbates629
3 жыл бұрын
eey-er eey-er eey-er eey-er *pfftht*
@darkness595
3 жыл бұрын
Ah ah ah haarder
@thekingoffailure9967
3 жыл бұрын
If its quiet enough to hear the sound of the condom I doubt either parties are having a very good time.
@Goslo
3 жыл бұрын
“It does not make noise at all” Sounds like that condom has a silencer.
@burntchickennugget8142
3 жыл бұрын
Kek
@MeanLaQueefa
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for noise less condom.
@codeorbs
3 жыл бұрын
How did they measure it to determine it doesn't make noise during sex
@MeanLaQueefa
3 жыл бұрын
@@codeorbs with a decibel meter
@codeorbs
3 жыл бұрын
@@MeanLaQueefa I know, am asking if they actually recoded the noise while Test subjects were having sex 😂
@kayzeaza
3 жыл бұрын
Jeb Bush was literally like “yeah I smoked weed wat dah fuck you gonna do about it?”
@gorkyd7912
3 жыл бұрын
Election Team: Are there any wrongdoings you could admit to as a way of generating headlines and endearing you to the law-breaking public? Jeb Bush: What, like the murders? Team: ... just smoke this shit here real quick.
@ButtonMasherReal
3 жыл бұрын
@@gorkyd7912 Eh, Cruz had the murderer niche filled out already anyway.
@ewwpoorpeople5684
3 жыл бұрын
@@ButtonMasherReal Cruz had the serial killer thing filled, not regular murder.
@pilldolan9918
3 жыл бұрын
And if you believe Bill Clinton only smoked it once and didn't inhale, then fine. It doesn't really make any difference to me.
@leonidas0242
3 жыл бұрын
@@pilldolan9918 how do you smoke without inhaling?
@dotcom1869
3 жыл бұрын
"You can get the grape flavour You can get the apple flavour " - Sun Tzu(art of war)
@Evergreen2219
3 жыл бұрын
*Sun Tzu Or I’m missing a joke.
@dotcom1869
3 жыл бұрын
@@Evergreen2219 mah fault
@anujnautiyal8539
3 жыл бұрын
"Great Sun Tzu I'm proud of you" -Albert Einstein
@TooTsaka
3 жыл бұрын
The art of war has never before been so tasty. Thank you based Sun Tzu.
@Brx01
3 жыл бұрын
Good thing there isn't peppermint
@eken1725
3 жыл бұрын
"Why did you get into politics? Was it to represent the ordinary man?" "IF YOU WANT A GRAPE FLAVOUR, YOU CAN GET A GRAPE FLAVOUR! IF YOU WANT AN APPLE FLAVOUR, YOU CAN GET AN APPLE FLAVOUR!"
@dropmelon
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the negotiator.
@someguy233
3 жыл бұрын
My sides XD
@abowl5667
3 жыл бұрын
Can I get a lemon flavor?
@dynamicflashy
3 жыл бұрын
I believe he was promoting it to reduce HIV spread.
@eken1725
3 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicflashy yeah, most likely.
@Wandering_Nowhere
3 жыл бұрын
Every time a South African opens their mouth, a new meme is born.
@cg6176
3 жыл бұрын
I burped in a cathedral in France and said, "Dankie Jesus vir die lekker biltong"
@chrisgould101
3 жыл бұрын
We are not gaes
@tiaan7183
3 жыл бұрын
@@cg6176 😂
@TruthWillFreeYou
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgould101 Let me google that for you :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_South_Africa#LGBT_history_in_South_Africa
@m2-x-n253
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgould101 you aa Gae 😂
@ollyhp
3 жыл бұрын
“The chairperson” is now only formally recognised as “the person”
@caitie226
3 жыл бұрын
oh my god it took me a second because I’m slow
@chizuru1999
3 жыл бұрын
hahahaa 😂😂👌🏻
@suveshan_
3 жыл бұрын
“Maximum pleasure, maximum protection , and it does not make noise at all , and it comes in different flavours” our president everyone 😂♥️
@dreamer2260
3 жыл бұрын
What a legend.
@AbdulGoodLooks
3 жыл бұрын
A truly man of culture
@TheIndogamer
3 жыл бұрын
Would love to elect him
@mayo-3788
3 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to buy his "condomes"
@jrr6947
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheIndogamer No please, NO!
@akorn9943
3 жыл бұрын
I love how absolutely SHOOK the man in the little box translating into sign language looks as soon as Ramaphosa pulls out the condoms
@madeniquevanwyk
3 жыл бұрын
Idk man, they always have exaggerated facial expressions, it comes with the SASL. I couldn't see much of a difference but he does look slightly confused 😂
@akorn9943
3 жыл бұрын
@@madeniquevanwyk Ah, I didn’t know that, that’s super interesting! He just looks so confused at first and I just love how much he seems to get in to it as it goes on
@madeniquevanwyk
3 жыл бұрын
@@akorn9943 ahaha yeah true, I'm not sure if they're prepped on the topics beforehand or not, but either way I think anyone would be shocked by such a situation 😂
@muranki4150
3 жыл бұрын
if you pay attention, the sign for condom is actually just 👉👌
@__-tz6xx
3 жыл бұрын
Geldom condoms will first be released in Africa and I am jealous. I want to try them to see if they feel as good as raw.
@bashydee4936
3 жыл бұрын
HONG HONG HONG HONG his facial expression was the icing on the cake
@gpaderx6105
3 жыл бұрын
maybe that's the noise of the condom the other guy's talking about. lol
@anybody9750
3 жыл бұрын
@@gpaderx6105 lmao
@cybpr8957
3 жыл бұрын
"I have no time for racist questions" that has got to be the best response ever
@yammoto148
2 жыл бұрын
It would be were it not for the fact that the person calling him out was right on him being a hypocrite, in fact him pulling the R card would be seen as scummy or entitled by some.
@KabooM1067
3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the sign language interpreter for having to sign grape flavored condoms 😂😂
@kingnothing5678
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it just color and not flavor!?
@GG-ll6zx
3 жыл бұрын
King Nothing i think they’re flavored too
@ayyylmao101
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the EXACT same thing LOL I wonder how he kept his facial expressions in line with the translation, too, that takes discipline alkfsjla
@genericusername4206
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingnothing5678 no you can get flavoured condoms ive had strawberry condoms before
@kingnothing5678
3 жыл бұрын
@@genericusername4206 that's pretty funny if they exist then
@anandisarkar8549
3 жыл бұрын
For the South African one, when the president was talking about condoms, the woman’s expression in the background was legit killing me 🤣🤣🤣
@sudodoas
3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't president at that time but yes, he is now.
@aaronlandry3934
3 жыл бұрын
@@sudodoas “You can get the grape flava. You can get de apple flava.”
@maiden5427
3 жыл бұрын
😎 She knows
@sola_a
3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronlandry3934 stop making fun of accents ffs
@danksanchez4324
3 жыл бұрын
@@sola_a as an African it’s funny lol if they said something offensive then it wouldn’t be funny
@killerdinamo08
3 жыл бұрын
The poor guy who's chair broke had the most and coherent stuff to say...
@unrealoutlaw
3 жыл бұрын
I think I speak for ever South African that our parliament is basically a reality show.
@theblackbaron4119
3 жыл бұрын
The Us is a big fucking joke aswell.
@bonecoldplays8518
3 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbaron4119 Atleast your past presidents could read numbers
@valchan2258
3 жыл бұрын
@@bonecoldplays8518 just barely 💀
@tamalam
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I don't watch either.
@useruserov8668
3 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in South African parliament, a condom is advertised.
@Viktor-gt4dx
3 жыл бұрын
Was just about to type thst beforr I saw your comment
@ColdDabber710
3 жыл бұрын
Condome*
@cg6176
3 жыл бұрын
As a South African, I can say this is a lie. They're too busy talking about all the different stages of loadshedding they can come up with. And how not to confuse them with the stages of covid lol.
@GenericUsername1388
3 жыл бұрын
^As a south african too, I can confirm the above reply
@xMysticWolf
3 жыл бұрын
@@GenericUsername1388 as can I
@endlessstair7666
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they included an interpreter for the condom speech? King shit
@animateddepression
3 жыл бұрын
Deaf people have sex too.
@giannisgoatantetokounmpo1514
3 жыл бұрын
@@animateddepression Proof?
@halamadruuid2380
3 жыл бұрын
@@animateddepression Do they sign language moaning? Checkmate.
@LazyAndFabulous
3 жыл бұрын
@@halamadruuid2380 Your a genius
@localcrackhead4038
3 жыл бұрын
@@halamadruuid2380 Questions Scientists Still Can't Answer
@missunique7797
3 жыл бұрын
"Hon Malema, are you prepared to respond to the question?" "I have no time for racist questions." PERIODT
@HyakuJuu01300
3 жыл бұрын
Ngl that was rad.
@teksapport9351
3 жыл бұрын
0:43 ironically, he’s a *CHAIR* person
@Shimeih
3 жыл бұрын
Stop. Just stop😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Wapak95
3 жыл бұрын
*YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*
@techlydaily
3 жыл бұрын
Confusion of da highest orda.
@christopherstein2024
3 жыл бұрын
I have come to present vegetables and talk about poo poo.
@oliveranderson7264
3 жыл бұрын
That’s Uganda
@timfirst3536
3 жыл бұрын
@@oliveranderson7264 Yes but why am I gae?
@aaronlandry3934
3 жыл бұрын
@@timfirst3536 Who says you’re gae?
@timfirst3536
3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronlandry3934 I don't know but where is da h?
@ishaansharma4325
3 жыл бұрын
"Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this !"
@InspectorSplatter
3 жыл бұрын
Now it’s 58 seconds, time is ticking
@Catitalaratoncita
3 жыл бұрын
Now it’s 57 seconds, time is ticking
@jeogk
3 жыл бұрын
Now it’s 56 seconds, time is ticking
@Catitalaratoncita
3 жыл бұрын
@RoastWorthy You’re right, we have no time. Action needs to be taken
@Catitalaratoncita
3 жыл бұрын
@RoastWorthy You’re right, it has Gina way too far. We cannot do such a task alone, we need help from the most trained forces. I wonder which country is willing to stretch out an arm.
@kamalindsey
3 жыл бұрын
"i did not inhale" ok, guy who did not have boinking relations with that woman
@pts13miffy16
3 жыл бұрын
I smoked marijuana I didn’t inhale and I didn’t like it. That’s like me saying “I tried alcohol I didn’t swallow it and I didn’t like it” yeah trust me.
@mareksicinski3726
3 жыл бұрын
...you know there are many people who even if they are lifelong smokers don't inhale their cigarette smoke. It takes a little effort to actually do it lol The same way not everyone who tries cigarettes in the first place becomes a smoker
@ChiquitaSpeaks
3 жыл бұрын
@@mareksicinski3726 WHAT are you talking about, shutup!
@nickhudson9166
3 жыл бұрын
@@mareksicinski3726 yea bro and theres fat people who dont swallow their food
@mareksicinski3726
3 жыл бұрын
@@nickhudson9166 ...no, because smoke is not like food
@TMthe33rd
3 жыл бұрын
@@mareksicinski3726 the hell you were talking about?? I bet you never even smoke in your whole life
@Marwan_og
3 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said: *hong hong hong*
@gamriii
3 жыл бұрын
A very, *very* wise man.
@ramasodimalete2699
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jesussavedme6260
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you all and He knows you, He saves 🤍
@Marwan_og
3 жыл бұрын
@@jesussavedme6260 I know, Jesus the prophet PBUH loves me indeed ❤️
@ziintle
3 жыл бұрын
Put some RESPEK on the good Hon. Madisha
@pichonalpalo
3 жыл бұрын
0:30 "please don't break" 0:43 "i accept my destiny"
@Pebblebrook
3 жыл бұрын
0:42 and 0:41
@ZhangK71
3 жыл бұрын
That African auntie behind the condom guy… facial expressions and disappointed head-shaking on point 😂
@krebgurfson5732
3 жыл бұрын
"republicans are racists!" Boe Jiden: "YOU AIN'T BLACK"
@boooomerwang
3 жыл бұрын
@En Ded it just doesnt sit right with me why did the liberals championed him as the savior of america Truly baffling
@boooomerwang
3 жыл бұрын
@Nathan Hoffman tell that to the far left.
@앤젤
3 жыл бұрын
@@boooomerwang I'm not a liberal but a leftist, pretty sure most people from the left elected him cause he's the lesser of two evils compared to trump. Most of em knows biden isn't a good candidate to be president, but what can you do with a two party system. Third party votes can't compare to the main candidates sadly (Btw if you're *exclusively* talking about liberals, ignore my comment cause what you said is true)
@user-ks9db9bq7l
3 жыл бұрын
"I have no time for racist questions."
@micahheneveld5739
3 жыл бұрын
Legit the best response
@samhirst2830
3 жыл бұрын
It's ironic since it's coming from Julius Malema the most racist politician in South Africa.
@rezievotrex2040
3 жыл бұрын
@@samhirst2830 and its even more ironic cuz he is actually right, the question asked was indeed racist
@samhirst2830
3 жыл бұрын
@@rezievotrex2040 Julius Malema has said many racist things about White people. The politican is pointing out that he is speaking in English a "White" language instead of one of the many native South African languages, this is the same guy who chanted "shoot the Boer" it's the equivalent of Hitler choosing to speak Hebrew to a crowd that can understand German.
@calvinshimoli497
3 жыл бұрын
@@samhirst2830 His speaking in English because their ancestors forced them to know the white language and erase their natove one
@kevinericson4980
3 жыл бұрын
"politics is no longer theatre, its showbusiness" -President Francis Underwood
@joelkoffi2806
3 жыл бұрын
Where is the lie 😂
@kingofcards9516
8 ай бұрын
Always has been.
@ZootyTooter
3 жыл бұрын
0:43 the slowness of that fall was golden
@handoverthestromboli6715
3 жыл бұрын
Micheal Jackson was the only person able to bridge the mutual hatred between Nelson Mandela and Ronald Reagan
@1legomaster
3 жыл бұрын
@Addmix Reagan was a brilliant president compared to the current White House occupant. Same age at the time of their presidencies, but Reagan could at least finish a sentence.
@1legomaster
3 жыл бұрын
@Addmix This is also true.
@Just_another_turtle
3 жыл бұрын
@@1legomaster Reagan made America worse with a disease called Neoliberalism.
@Ranstone
3 жыл бұрын
@@Just_another_turtle Reagan is the father of modern Conservative and Republican ideology, what are you smokin?
@akillen77
3 жыл бұрын
Just came here to say Enter the Gungeon rules
@meanoz9243
3 жыл бұрын
So they compare and advertise condoms inside the parliament. Holy shit 😂😂
@mxtpo
3 жыл бұрын
From personal experience grape flavour is the bomb
@meanoz9243
3 жыл бұрын
@@mxtpo arrange me a girl, I would also like to test the grape one
@Scarletraven87
3 жыл бұрын
Because of AIDS desolating the continent perhaps..?
@mxtpo
3 жыл бұрын
@@Scarletraven87 yah that’s why I always use the trusty grape flavour
@mxtpo
3 жыл бұрын
@@meanoz9243 I’ll mail you a packet of condoms
@jirfin3715
3 жыл бұрын
Being a South African and watching this just brings me joy. Yall should really check out more of ex President Jacob Zuma trying to read numbers💀
@Fun-rf9vs
3 жыл бұрын
Are you a South African living in the states? btw I'm just asking because you said Yall
@jirfin3715
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fun-rf9vs no I just say yall cause I started doing it ironically and now its a habit
@Brams2777
3 жыл бұрын
LISTAN PROPALY
@accessthemainframe4475
3 жыл бұрын
who do you vote for generally?
@jirfin3715
3 жыл бұрын
@@accessthemainframe4475 when I lived in SA I wasn't old enough to vote, but if I could I would probs go for the DA
@atocanboi409
3 жыл бұрын
the one where the chair breaks is so underrated
@invalidargument3340
3 жыл бұрын
As the great honorable Matisha once said "hong'. Hong' hong' hong' hong'"
@rabiosas6473
3 жыл бұрын
"You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17--1976" 💀💀 😂
@DavidFrog
3 жыл бұрын
I mean she is ancient so she probs could’ve in 1776 as well
@christopherstein2024
3 жыл бұрын
Can y'all stop bullying the queen? Imagine being that old and having people remind you all the time...
@frownyclowny6955
3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherstein2024 not our fault she’s basically immortal and unkillable
@saltysnowflake5832
3 жыл бұрын
Almost let out a Freudian slip and revealed the true age of the queen
@lukerose4166
3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherstein2024 We didn’t win a war in 1776 so that we had to treat a monarch with rezpect
@sb_dunk
3 жыл бұрын
0:30 As chairperson, you think he'd be better at not falling off chairs Edit: if you're even thinking about liking this comment, don't do it. Go and like Baron Artin's comment below instead.
@AbdulGoodLooks
3 жыл бұрын
Thats like a mute spokesperson.
@lu881
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@fullmetaltheorist
3 жыл бұрын
Eish
@thekingoffailure9967
3 жыл бұрын
Ha! You claim to be a chairperson yet you fall off of chairs! Curious.
@DonnaChamberson
3 жыл бұрын
I felt soooo bad
@AverytheCubanAmerican
3 жыл бұрын
Here's some grape-flavored context for those wondering: HIV and AIDS are BIG issues in South Africa so the government issued these to do whatever they can to stop the spread
@geo1268
3 жыл бұрын
The queen definitely was around during the 1700s
@takeitsleezy4520
3 жыл бұрын
I found that part to be the funniest. The way the camera panned to her and how quickly she looked up
@jnkiee
3 жыл бұрын
south african politics is really something huh 💀
@gerritkruger4014
3 жыл бұрын
@@bendover4668 religion and politics existed in tribes. Wealth was stolen
@jnkiee
3 жыл бұрын
@@bendover4668 If you were actually a black man you most likely wouldn't randomly mention your opinion on colonialism.
@__-wc5zn
3 жыл бұрын
@@bendover4668 sure "nigga".
@Ouagouaga
3 жыл бұрын
@@bendover4668 If it was better off under Europeans, then why is the average disposable Income of South Africa much higher now than during apartheid? Why is the poverty rate for every single racial group lower today than when apartheid ended? Why didn't the Europeans protect gays and women from discrimination under the constitution if they were so much better than the people governing today? Yes, South Africa is very very corrupt, but barring 78% of the population from seeking political office and voting, and not allowing them to live, work, and go to school where they want to is a whole other level of corruption than what is going on right now. Human Rights should be more important than the economy, and both have gotten better.
@EmirhanVanDe010
3 жыл бұрын
@@bendover4668 Who are you kidding, man?
@Pao234_
3 жыл бұрын
Never thought i would see Nelson Mandela and Michael Jackson together tbh
@BraidenRobson
3 жыл бұрын
@Dexter clarence Fongkot seeds not eggs.
@ladycacti6408
3 жыл бұрын
I think they've been seen together more than once lol
@riveendxup6855
3 жыл бұрын
The greatest anime betrayal
@sneakyzombie3698
3 жыл бұрын
@@riveendxup6855 greatest anime crossover
@californiansniper2133
3 жыл бұрын
@@riveendxup6855 was the betrayal him turning white? Lmao
@supremeleader4274
3 жыл бұрын
What I learnt • Max condom has all flavors • Max condom doesn't makes sound • Max condom gives you more pleasure
@ogmonstercock
2 жыл бұрын
No bad smell!
@bisvizstudio1242
3 жыл бұрын
"Hong, Hong, Hong, Hong." - Honorable Matisha
@jayaflower
3 жыл бұрын
finally more of these, M O R E
@samgyeopsal569
3 жыл бұрын
MOAR!!
@lucasharvey8990
3 жыл бұрын
M O R
@midnightblues2634
3 жыл бұрын
M O
@Maxime_K-G
3 жыл бұрын
3:38 Big oopsie there. 🤦
@moonshifter0
3 жыл бұрын
What?
@Maxime_K-G
3 жыл бұрын
@@moonshifter0 Usually people say poor vs rich or black vs white. Saying poor vs white, now that's just racist. It's pretty clear he did it by accident though.
@MrOzzification
3 жыл бұрын
@@Maxime_K-G he let the mask slip & said the quiet part out loud. That was the accident.
@user-nm6od9mf5t
3 жыл бұрын
@@Maxime_K-G Yeahhh he didn’t do it by accident
@paveldaman1820
3 жыл бұрын
The biggest oopsie was that he said his actual opinion
@krsna_gwda
3 жыл бұрын
"poor kids are just as talented as white kids" 💀
@simplemanboba
3 жыл бұрын
The Queen: yes I was around for the 1776 American treason celebration
@xChaoticSlick
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao my guy fell through the chair
@violin3394
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fucking hard
@Jonas96229
3 жыл бұрын
It already snapped a few seconds back, my guy know he was boutta fall💀
@martinaiocco6319
3 жыл бұрын
When he said "HOWM HOWM HOWM >:O" I felt that
@songbird7450
3 жыл бұрын
Why does he genuinely look like >:O tho
@anonymoususer775
3 жыл бұрын
"Ohnaral marticia"
@ASHERUISE
3 жыл бұрын
That emoji
@Lumkilembeje
3 жыл бұрын
I’m South African and the part 4:11-4:28 kills me so much, because I still remember the first time I heard it 💀😂😂
@cg6176
3 жыл бұрын
Ja nee, kyk 😂🙌
@Lumkilembeje
3 жыл бұрын
@efe berkay köroğlu Honourable Madisha was mocking Naledi Pandor’s accent with his bizarre “Hong! Hong! Hong!” outburst in Parliament, because she had a “white” accent even though she’s black lol
@Lumkilembeje
3 жыл бұрын
@efe berkay köroğlu only a pleasure 😉😂
@juliuseater6447
3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but when he said “ I don’t have time for racist questions” I laughed so hard man 😂😂
@sincerelyem4148
3 жыл бұрын
Zuma struggling to get numbers right is peak comedy
@ewwawhiteboy355
3 жыл бұрын
Can I simp for you? Nah I’m playing, your rather unattractive.
@DirkLasermaster
3 жыл бұрын
@@ewwawhiteboy355 well personally I think you look like the letter e and that's really unattractive
@ewwawhiteboy355
3 жыл бұрын
@@DirkLasermaster Ah rats, I thought I looked like a handsome letter H
@sincerelyem4148
3 жыл бұрын
@@ewwawhiteboy355 yeah well at least I know which "you're" to use
@ewwawhiteboy355
3 жыл бұрын
@@sincerelyem4148 What’s grammar got to do with this. Your just saying anything for a defense.
@nyssarawat3086
3 жыл бұрын
0:43 me when I want to get out of a test by pretending I'm about to faint in class
@rashid8646
3 жыл бұрын
"Chairperson"
@sjappiyah4071
3 жыл бұрын
nice loool
@garrisondinsmore5808
3 жыл бұрын
Pam from Office: “these are the same picture”
@mak7t_140
3 жыл бұрын
3:09 i lost it 🗿
@bigj1905
3 жыл бұрын
1:04 The woman in the background is like “WTF is he talking about.”
@ojaebu111
3 жыл бұрын
i thought it's a man
@kevileno3158
3 жыл бұрын
it’s always a good show when John Kennedy says something
@technicolordiode9891
3 жыл бұрын
My day be so fine...
@australium7374
3 жыл бұрын
Or bill Clinton
@storminmormin14
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is “name three things that don’t hang themselves.”
@s.o.4956
3 жыл бұрын
4:45 LMAOO is that where the “while Bill Clinton plays the sax” joke from Animaniacs came from
@brotherbear6434
3 жыл бұрын
This has been lurking in my feed for quite some time. Finally decided to click it. I'm happy I didn't miss condo
@oktayozdemir2617
3 жыл бұрын
This will definitely go viral considering that it was recommended to me when it only had 2.5k views, good job.
@ricardomonsalve7397
3 жыл бұрын
Has 89k views now, crazy that it gained 86.5k views in a day
@tomfoley5837
3 жыл бұрын
Had a little chew, swallowed and promptly regurgitated it
@lv_saint
3 жыл бұрын
Now it has 412k views
@itumashigo7521
3 жыл бұрын
Now it has 840k views
@k3n972
3 жыл бұрын
906k
@lizardperson780
3 жыл бұрын
That part about the condom sounds like an advertisement, and a good one at that
@zackg-s6591
3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to think that we're "the America of Africa", lads...
@BiggsTheOwl
3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what the guy doing the sign language must have been thinking when he had to translate the whole condom thing
@LiamDavidsonYT
3 жыл бұрын
"We are not so different, you and I..."
@nestorsaronte3387
3 жыл бұрын
My man at 0:30 : "chairperson" This is the kind of funny I want to take, fold, put in my pocket and carry to the grave.
@KelsaRavenlock
3 жыл бұрын
You have to give props to the sign language interpreter, he was the only one to keep it together through the whole speech.
@teedox9331
3 жыл бұрын
That chair to Nhlanhla Nene: “Aight I’mma head out then”
@averagefreedomenjoyer8209
3 жыл бұрын
I’d vote for the guy who was explaining condoms in parliament. He could be a Totalitarian fascist or a hardcore communist I don’t care he has my vote.
@donsorenoelchapogringo1182
3 жыл бұрын
he's solving overpopulation all by himself
@quinngrace4417
3 жыл бұрын
He's the current president, so a lot of people agree 😂😂😂
@darknation9424
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Hitler promoting condoms at the reichstag. He could call it "People's Condom"
@ElvenMoe
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry he’s already president
@localcrackhead4038
3 жыл бұрын
@@darknation9424 Fuck I can imagine it
@aperture0
3 жыл бұрын
This gonna get viral for sure. See you in one million billion gazillion years.
@EuanWhitehead
3 жыл бұрын
Grapes
@gueenjohndavila873
3 жыл бұрын
That is, if youtube still exists in the future.....
@carmenmonoxide9601
3 жыл бұрын
Here before video is popular gang
@princejaxisblack8789
3 жыл бұрын
1 month later and it's 800k Plus views, safe to say it went viral
@burntramennoodles1723
3 жыл бұрын
Aqua didn't purify Coronavirus. Aqua made it worse. Useless goddess.
@thetntsheep4075
3 жыл бұрын
"Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids" ~ Sun Tzu, Art of War
@miserablepunk
3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, moving to another country doesn't seem so bad anymore.
@burntchickennugget8142
3 жыл бұрын
Kek
@leoortiiiz
3 жыл бұрын
Both Trump and Biden are bad
@kneecap9927
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy at 2:29 asks Julius to speak in his own tongue when that guy comes from Dutch heritage because he is Afrikaans and tells Julius this in English. Irony.
@FirstnameLastname-yc2mt
3 жыл бұрын
People act like english is the "white language" it is one language. Europeans speak many different languages. Most white people dont speak their mother tongue either lol
@antonioklaic4839
3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-yc2mt race focused societies make everything racial, even language. If the whitest kid ever grows up in the middle of China guess which language he'll speak? SA and some other African nations have big problems with racism between the white and black populations. It's even a way bigger split than in the US.
@FirstnameLastname-yc2mt
3 жыл бұрын
@@antonioklaic4839 this is true, which is why I personally don't like the concept of race, we're all humans. In regards to South Africa, they had segregation longer than we had it in the US, and it wasn't even everywhere here, that as well as the European conquest of Africa from the late 1800's to the early 1900's, but, as they say, time heals all wounds. The culture doesn't change overnight....
@hippo-cryp342
3 жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-yc2mt nah usa had it longer,when the slaves were in america brittain havent even took over south africa yet
@hippo-cryp342
3 жыл бұрын
@@antonioklaic4839 language,specifically afrikaans was used to erase black culture and to form the apartheid government
@gianniskampilis4545
3 жыл бұрын
3:18 He almost said the correct date there but he didn't want to make her feel old
@blackmage1276
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@oktayyildirim2911
3 жыл бұрын
Do you know what the bicentennial was? It took place in the 1970s, not the 1770s.
@blackmage1276
3 жыл бұрын
@@oktayyildirim2911 whoooosh
@oktayyildirim2911
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackmage1276 How did I miss a joke?
@imprice5668
3 жыл бұрын
@@oktayyildirim2911 it was a joke of the America Revolution (America declared independence In 1776) in which Bush was talking in front of the Queen of England
@thatoneguy6578
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best series ever
@momouwu1937
3 жыл бұрын
1:01 the lady in the back wanted to facepalm so badly
@sebbasbaoz8314
3 жыл бұрын
3:18 *This dude about to say 1796 or something* *realizes that that's classified and nobody should know she's immortal* *'1996'*
@miserablepunk
3 жыл бұрын
XDD
@JakeTheGreatTV
3 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone. If this video gets 5k likes, I'll drop another in the usa vs blank politics series. Try to guess which country the next video features 🤔
@kadz3597
3 жыл бұрын
Australia?
@nato9497
3 жыл бұрын
Australia
@oksowhat
3 жыл бұрын
Canada or china or pakistan
@easytiger6570
3 жыл бұрын
Austria
@oksowhat
3 жыл бұрын
Or russia
@pixel6698
3 жыл бұрын
Listen propally
@Bob_Dickinson
3 жыл бұрын
JERMA SUS
@Fummy007
3 жыл бұрын
Sus lol
@ladistar
3 жыл бұрын
I swear, I love African people more and more with each KZitem video I watch... they are so straight forward and unfiltered , I love it Lmaooooooo
@michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311
3 жыл бұрын
3:24 "Listen propalee" -Jacob Zuma, former South African President
@ciarajones4970
3 жыл бұрын
South African President: "it doesn't make any noise at all" Me: "What looooooool"
@ANWRocketMan
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the old ones were really bad. They squeaked and fit terribly and DID smell bad. The new ones are much better!
@59375
3 жыл бұрын
@@ANWRocketMan lol true🤣🙈🙈
@australium7374
3 жыл бұрын
@@ANWRocketMan if it weren’t for the president South Africa would’ve sucked. and yes that was a pun
@sandeepmarasini2353
3 жыл бұрын
4:22 ded Also I don't answer racist questions was savage af
@calumribberink8097
3 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about 2:26?
@m.josena4485
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly as he should😌
@fadingbraincells9338
3 жыл бұрын
And the irony is, Julius Malema is just about the most racist person around😂😂
@samhirst2830
3 жыл бұрын
@@fadingbraincells9338 Unfortunately most people won't know the context and will assume the White South African politician is being racist but simply calling out Julius Malema's hypocrisy.
@yoboiboy4182
3 жыл бұрын
@@samhirst2830 there is no hypocrisy. It was a quick “gotcha” and that’s it. The parliament is filled with English speakers. No shit he’s do the same.
@Zones33
3 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite channel
@drunknanami
3 жыл бұрын
1:07 The lady shaking her head in the background when hearing that LMAOOO
@lydat.8320
3 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much
@stevelucky7579
3 жыл бұрын
If you’re: Pro God Pro Gun Pro America And Pro Duck Hunt That’s all I want.
@NotFine
3 жыл бұрын
Man I love the hit game duck hunt bundled with super mario bros
@stevelucky7579
3 жыл бұрын
@@NotFine little known fact it’s our favorite American pass time.
@bigmanjoe3603
3 жыл бұрын
*Duck you!*
@stevelucky7579
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigmanjoe3603 this is what I have to say about your ducks sir kzitem.info/news/bejne/qXma1GSwoGh_d4I
@Aimal126
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigmanjoe3603 EREN YEAGER
@danielsilva9502
3 жыл бұрын
literally calls the video "vs" description: "the purpose of this video is to not actually compare countries"
@TheDylandProductions
3 жыл бұрын
I guess their suing each other then? :P
@user-je9gk7te6v
3 жыл бұрын
Up next: USA talkshows vs African featuring Pastor Martin Ssemper
@jonathanpopham5483
3 жыл бұрын
Chairperson: sits chair: ... this man's whole career
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