Yeah, the real challenge is catching them in the act
@JmMateo933
8 ай бұрын
Hmm
@reflexiondunegrenouille8084
8 ай бұрын
You dont catch the devil 😈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Bu11et9583
8 ай бұрын
My two sweet Scottish Folds are too clumsy to act succesfull in the shadows 🤣 So yeah, these Tips actually work for me 😃👍
@Frexuz
8 ай бұрын
I catch him all the time, right in front of me! BANDIT doesn't give a F
@1RYTY1
8 ай бұрын
This, this, this!
@mint794
8 ай бұрын
''if you do that again, ill kill you'' that escalated quickly
@SomeIsraeliGuy
8 ай бұрын
My cat does that an average of 250 or more times to my kitten lmao, she loves her tho, just doesn't wanna show it Update: might actually hate each other by now lol
@TheBobaBunny1
8 ай бұрын
@@SomeIsraeliGuyfr same my cats do that too! But they also do it with the new dog he just wants to play
@thunderspark1536
8 ай бұрын
@@SomeIsraeliGuy Tsundere cat
@justin01144
7 ай бұрын
Kisssll you!
@jaarongreen1014
7 ай бұрын
I was looking for the comment about that
@yfqll6061
5 ай бұрын
instructions unclear: my cat now speaks fluent latin
@S.A.....
4 ай бұрын
Iralo todo wey este gringo
@cioffolino3818
4 ай бұрын
Rosa Rosae Rosae Rosam Rosa Rosā Rosae Rosarum Rosis Rosas Rosae Rosis
Instructions unclear. My cat spoke back, "You weirdo..."
@leonides1527
8 ай бұрын
Cat: the fuck you mean you wanna invade the motherlands with water buckets and worms?
@ranputeras596
8 ай бұрын
Car: who tf was Steve Jobs?
@mogomighty102
8 ай бұрын
@@ranputeras596me: honk
@cludiix
8 ай бұрын
@@leonides1527💀💀💀💀💀💀
@beratgokkaya4395
8 ай бұрын
@@ranputeras596 cat*
@WhatTheHeckman2011
8 ай бұрын
“And may consider you a big silly cat”💀
@TeamD3ath2
8 ай бұрын
fail to see the problem
@FluffyEclairs
8 ай бұрын
@@TeamD3ath2😄
@flickerhasdied
8 ай бұрын
as a big silly cat, i feel unappreciated
@ezanamedhin
8 ай бұрын
@@TeamD3ath2People who want to be animals: I see this as an absolute win (😻🏆 "cat trophy")
@user-tu4ke8dt2m
8 ай бұрын
furry?
@Darnell0
5 ай бұрын
we got cat language before gta 6
@sacredwillyslicer
2 ай бұрын
real
@Intergalactic_CatReader
5 күн бұрын
69 likes🎉
@avipsa304
5 ай бұрын
I didn't know before that cats could speak Chinese 😂
@Kha4y4l1un
5 ай бұрын
"Its just Xu, Si, and Ke" Cats: OWNER IM VERY SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TOO
@Ursolameee
5 ай бұрын
What about all the non Asian cats😂😂
@Sticfam
4 ай бұрын
ikr❤😂
@JevonChen
2 ай бұрын
I think he got fired lmao, the boss said not to go to work tomorrow
@Channelwip
7 ай бұрын
"Why the hell is my servant suddenly speaking my language?"
@aonil143
6 ай бұрын
This comment got me😂
@jessicadibenedetti2336
6 ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@reygoldknight8445
6 ай бұрын
"And it try to mad at me?! How dare!"
@RetroLiminal99444
6 ай бұрын
**Confused screaming**
@1willwoodfan
6 ай бұрын
1k like
@democreus
8 ай бұрын
“Don’t hit them, it might make them afraid of you!” Also them: Ke = If you do that again, I’ll kill you-
@excavice8677
8 ай бұрын
Damn
@dulcecitarisitas3504
8 ай бұрын
Cats know that silly human won't do it
@democreus
8 ай бұрын
@@dulcecitarisitas3504 Yeah, I know ^^ just a joke 🫶🏼
@Thatrollersakatingpuppeteer
8 ай бұрын
A good thing to do is to just tap them on the head lightly but don’t be violent they are living things too
@democreus
8 ай бұрын
@@Thatrollersakatingpuppeteer Yes
@khalilthe21th
6 ай бұрын
Me: ctk ctk ctk Every cat around my complex: Food?
@user-lu1bf3of1k
4 ай бұрын
“Why on earth is my owner suddenly using me as a broom?”
@geraldballinger6428
8 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, i am now fighting dragons with my cat who has a lightsaber
@Goatedkaiju01
8 ай бұрын
W reference
@albratgaming2348
8 ай бұрын
Same but the cat summoned gargoyle minions with lightsabres..
@Tritonofclansakai2
8 ай бұрын
Same but my cat turned out to be a ancient Egyptian god and also has a lightsaber
@SetuwoKecik
8 ай бұрын
@@Goatedkaiju01 Nah its actually V reference
@Mysticz_Here
8 ай бұрын
Wait, what's the reference??
@son_1516
8 ай бұрын
"and they may consider you a big silly cat"😭
@UraniumSC
8 ай бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@drawer_resp3858
8 ай бұрын
@@UraniumSCbig Bomber cat
@Fck_the_atf
8 ай бұрын
@@UraniumSCcommon tate w
@nikkibiswal5375
8 ай бұрын
I'm a big silly cat
@marcusmarin6702
8 ай бұрын
@@UraniumSCis that a jojo reference¡¿¡¡¡¿¡
@joesmo3722
5 ай бұрын
This actually works, just xued my cat and he jumped😂
@asj2762
6 ай бұрын
*Cat peels my skin off* Me: KE
@doktertjiftjaf5186
8 ай бұрын
Can confirm. My cats think I'm just a goofy ass cat.
Instructions unclear. My cat is now building a thermonuclear doomsday weapon
@XERRORxFILExNOTxFOUNDX
8 ай бұрын
Wtf did you say WHAT THE F DID YOU SAY WHAT NOISE DID YOU MAKE IF YOU MISPRONOUNCED ANY OF THESE THE CATS WILL TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE MISPRONUNCIATION OF ANY OF THESE MEANS “Hay i challenge you to kill everyone in this house and then the world or both at the same time”
@XERRORxFILExNOTxFOUNDX
8 ай бұрын
(Lol)
@franklinturtleton6525
8 ай бұрын
USE THE XU SOUND! THE XU SOUND!
@Luchador20126
8 ай бұрын
What did you do
@grimsladeleviathan3958
8 ай бұрын
@@franklinturtleton6525 Ah yes, merely a mild dissatisfaction
@E.Wright
16 күн бұрын
My cat: *Misbehaves* Me: *Does the sound* My cat: YOU COULD TALK ALL ALONG?!?!
@aegea363
4 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: My cat loved me even more when I did those.
@adwitagaonkar3236
3 ай бұрын
Must be surprised to see someone who doesn't belong to it's species but can talk their language 😂 i guess it's just trying to be friendly uk as they are territorial animals..
@michaelmitchel3471
7 ай бұрын
"don't hit them, or they will fear you" "Simply threaten all 9 of their lives"
@somedorkydude6483
5 ай бұрын
Cat:i have 9 lives "Where did you think they went"
@Staney_waneyOrSTAN
4 ай бұрын
My cat, scratched the inside of my eye bc i was watching her sleep for 0.00001 seconds I used 8 of her lives
@timeabg
8 ай бұрын
Just realized that for the two years since I took in my cat, he has never made a mess, knocked anything over, or done anything to make me mad. He’s like straight out of gentlemen school
@chickadee317
8 ай бұрын
My cat has been that way since kitten hood. I think he takes pride in being nimble and not knocking things over.
@itzlizpy
8 ай бұрын
All of our cats were strays raised by now late dog,he literally saw 2 od them under a car walked over,picked them up and brought then home. Raised them like kids and even disciplined them. They all behaved well. We just got a kitten and she's been a psycho path. The older cats look at her if she's a psycho. We now realize we didn't raise the cats but he did. We went from having behaved spoil cats to an adorable psycho
@ArukiTsukaru
8 ай бұрын
One of my cats is a psycho with my parents, but a sweetheart with me and my other cat. My other cat is a psycho towards cat #1, but a sweetheart towards everyone else (even the dog). Both of them are black and white, which makes it funnier when I explain this to guests 😂
@brookelord3448
8 ай бұрын
This actually means your a good owner. Cats misbehavior is usually from boredom or because they're angry at you.
@xZinnie
8 ай бұрын
in jealous. i named my kitten Loki. he's grown up to be a lil punk ass
@kevinradhika3511
5 ай бұрын
1900's:in 2023 we'll have flying cars! 2023:
@itsawholenewworld6091
2 ай бұрын
Actually we do have flying cars😊❤
@Real_Tony1234
3 ай бұрын
“SI” and “KE” combine together…. “SIKE!!!”
@GamerPlayzYT2
8 ай бұрын
1923: “we’ll have flying cars 100 years from now!” 2023: “cat is bad, I shall tell it xi”
@houstonwehaveaproblem777
8 ай бұрын
हे भगवान😂
@dxzzling_shorts
8 ай бұрын
Flying cars are now here
@theshadeow5103
8 ай бұрын
Flying cats are now here
@Siege_Wolfpack
8 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@myvarya3800
8 ай бұрын
We do have flying cats now
@iMaram.
8 ай бұрын
After more than 30 years of raising cats, I have unconsciously started hissing on them 😂
@Kawaii_KittenUwU
8 ай бұрын
i do that too when my cat misbehaves xD
@MAElove91112
8 ай бұрын
Same😂
@jambott5520
8 ай бұрын
I hiss on the regular, its kinda fun to just bring it out when someone is being an ass in a conversation. There is someone I knew who would always play conversational games, and after a short while (less than a month) after I clocked into what was happening I would just hiss at them. Even as they got used to it, it still caught them offguard lmao, although to them it made it into a game of "How long can I do this thing an average person would pick up on in seconds before the autistic person notices". It was usually too long lmao.
@Kitty_ontheinternet
8 ай бұрын
I have no cat, I have bad cat obsession, I hiss at bad humans
@iconica9516
8 ай бұрын
did they knock you out or something? jokes aside the right world is subconsciously
@dark_galaxy_friends
Ай бұрын
If my british cat scratches my couch i will use theese words ty!!
@EnzoButBetter
4 ай бұрын
Instructions Unclear : I am now sent to Egypt in front of a flying cat
@erionnetic1626
8 ай бұрын
Her friendly, innocent voice saying "If you do that again, I'll kill you." 😂
@Trombonemusic765
8 ай бұрын
The Attack Has Seen Chain
@alicodm5120
8 ай бұрын
it's an ai voice
@erionnetic1626
8 ай бұрын
@@alicodm5120 lol I know but the delivery is hilarious
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
8 ай бұрын
I legit had enough of my cat’s antics one day and let out a huge hiss and a growl. Her expression was hilarious
@shanel4294
7 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@Shatter_bone
7 ай бұрын
Bet she/he looking wide open at you in shock and scared
@SpeedG4mer
7 ай бұрын
Same 💀
@Shatter_bone
7 ай бұрын
I just realize what is even ur PP? 💀
@listlesscasual4106
7 ай бұрын
@@Shatter_bonehis pp is his business
@Rayaan_the_gamer
3 ай бұрын
The second one freeked my cat 😂
@DarkPearl32
3 ай бұрын
"Why on earth is my servant cleaning the floor with MY fur " 👿
@yaseeramemon6150
8 ай бұрын
step number 1: *get a cat *
@godnyx117
8 ай бұрын
Be careful!!! Once you get one, you get a slave to them!
@Spider-Man715
8 ай бұрын
Yep
@shanazzahid2045
8 ай бұрын
Mmmhhhh😊
@vishwasjangde1323
8 ай бұрын
Done now what?
@anikethchakraborty3238
8 ай бұрын
Adopt one
@Liadara
8 ай бұрын
I usually sigh "Could you PLEASE NOT do that!" They usually awkwardly leave the area unless it's Gwen she runs away internally giggling that she got a rise out of me.
@owieprone
8 ай бұрын
if you sigh (or make a huffing noise), then it's the sigh they're taking notice off, not necessarily the words, they might associate the words now with the sigh and understand both mean the same thing, but initially the sigh is the noise they understand.
@AmocideB
8 ай бұрын
@@owieprone My cat understands what "Stop" means now because I use to accompany it with sound I would make with my tongue. Now I dont need the tongue part and he will stop doing whatever hes doing when i tell him to. Hell usually then face away from me and pout with his tail twitching, its kinda funny.
@tylerthompson7461
8 ай бұрын
My cats name is Gwen too!
@anitaocampo3360
3 ай бұрын
Xu got me in the floor Lol 😂😂😂
@alexgillan9549
4 ай бұрын
Her: "Xu~" Cat: "Finally, her first word..."
@Malepical
8 ай бұрын
I just yell, "AAAHHHT!" and it works like a charm lol
@minhchaule6109
8 ай бұрын
cool XD
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
7 ай бұрын
Just make sure it's forceful, but not full on yelling. Screaming at cats will traumatize them. But yeah, a proper AAHT might work very well.
@Malepical
7 ай бұрын
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice yeah I don't scream it, but it's loud enough to stop em mid-paw every time 😂
@KnaveSmig
7 ай бұрын
@@Malepical"mid paw" lol
@tobsterk2722
7 ай бұрын
It worked but now I’m grounded (this is a joke)
@user-mg2dr6kl3e
7 ай бұрын
“May consider you a big silly cat” So what am I? A baked potato?
@nafisahmad8409
5 ай бұрын
A big silly cat
@heidic527
5 ай бұрын
Your cat probably thinks you're a big dumb cat. I mean, how many times has your cat seen you catch a mouse? Probably zero. They leave us gifts because they think we're too stupid to hunt.
@user-mg2dr6kl3e
5 ай бұрын
@@heidic527 Bruh anything my cat catches he doesn’t share with us 😭
@heidic527
5 ай бұрын
@@user-mg2dr6kl3e my boy can't catch anything. He can't even catch a slow bug on the floor. But he brings me the toys that he "hunts" and leaves them in front of the bedroom door while I sleep.
@irier.9360
4 ай бұрын
@@heidic527 my cat brings me a broom! 😅
@skyloh258
6 ай бұрын
“Why does he wanna file a case against my fur to the hospital?”
@Headshot_Kitti
6 ай бұрын
“i ate your last cookie” “KE”
@giorgoszervakis2174
8 ай бұрын
What if I pronounce them wrong and the cat thinks I'm Spanish?
@VaultDwellerGal
8 ай бұрын
You may accidentally activate Puss In Boots mode.
@WOIDYYY
8 ай бұрын
@@VaultDwellerGalfr
@ShockedRin
8 ай бұрын
They'll turn into a orange cat and wear a cowboy hat with boots
@haruhirogrimgar6047
8 ай бұрын
@@ShockedRin I don't think you know what a cowboy hat is.
@keychain3039
8 ай бұрын
Speak korean
@Steve-1269
8 ай бұрын
It also works well in crowded public places to let strangers know that you're unhappy with them for standing too close to you.
@SSJCC
8 ай бұрын
No
@underscore...7
8 ай бұрын
PFFT-
@blueydudy490
8 ай бұрын
And youre probably going famous because someone's filming you hissing at someone else and putting it on KZitem or something
@TrungNguyen-ik8ni
8 ай бұрын
Yes bc they believe you think you're a Na'vi
@melodyghoulscream4394
8 ай бұрын
Absolutely.
@Zukha11
2 ай бұрын
"KE!" "THEIR FIRST WORD!"
@MIAGAME3535
2 ай бұрын
Me “Xu” My cat *lunches at me*
@MisterRorschach90
8 ай бұрын
My kitty definitely sees me as a big silly hairless cat.
@SleepyHollowKnight
8 ай бұрын
Same
@sogekingreal
8 ай бұрын
Real.
@piratekit3941
8 ай бұрын
My cats meow back when I speak. They probably see me as a dumb, giant kitten, meowing in kitten-speak.
@Bluemoogaming
8 ай бұрын
A ugly one too
@bigbuba5212
8 ай бұрын
"If you do that again, I'll kill you" It's nice to have an option that extreme ig 💀
@inkynewt
8 ай бұрын
As a person who grew up with cats more than I grew up with people, I learned hisses before I actually learned vocal language. The last one isn't so much "I'll kill you if you don't stop" as, "Hey I'm actually really frigging serious, STOP dude" or "That really fcking hurt, so back off or I'm going to give you the same." I hiss pretty automatically and this one is solely reserved in my automatic brain for "you seriously gouged me with your claws and need to leave or I'm going to scream in pain which you do not like because loud noises bad, so stop putting your claws in me immediately before I yell (not at the cat, in pain.)"
@alsoabacon609
8 ай бұрын
@@inkynewt when i was four i just hissed back how tf u learn the language
@inkynewt
8 ай бұрын
@@alsoabacon609 I was raised in a neglectful situation where I didn't learn human language until I was 6-7 and rarely heard it/had contact with humans a lot less than I had with animals.
@Naiddou-737
8 ай бұрын
a cat pissing on your rtx 4090 gonna make you go to that option
@LOADEDPISTOL
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@notveryartificial4486
3 ай бұрын
One minute into 6 words: "to scold cat, hiss at them"
@The_w3ird0_N3xt_d00r
8 ай бұрын
Big silly cat is the cutest term I have ever heard 😭
@SbonisoNgubane-kp5mi
7 ай бұрын
"When your mad at a cat" continues to mop the floor 🤣 with the cat 😭
@babyshark4167
5 ай бұрын
they took wipe the floor with yo ass to a whole new lvl
@im_an_orange.
5 ай бұрын
I'm choking on sprite
@anitaocampo3360
3 ай бұрын
Ke made me got on the floor 😂😂😂
@b4kkl3ef98
5 ай бұрын
instructions unclear, my cat said "Ke" back
@kidoncrack
8 ай бұрын
Imagine just casually beatboxing and then ur cat is not sure why their owner is dissatisfied with him 😂
@ursidae97
8 ай бұрын
Beatboxing is just a cat language does track
@rosannarichardson7951
8 ай бұрын
I was dog sitting a Yorkie. My cat hissed so often at him, the yorkie started mimicking the hisses back to the cat trying to get him to like him and to play. It was adorable.
@rosacorn5965
8 ай бұрын
How do u dog sit a yorkie
@steveng3899
4 ай бұрын
Beatboxers : *SWEARS IN CAT*
@ke_6197b
2 ай бұрын
cat : ke! me: did u just call me?
@levifoster2992
8 ай бұрын
Really hard to not practice the sounds while my cat is laying with me purring and doing nothing wrong 😂
@cttcjim5353
8 ай бұрын
don't bother, this is rubbish advice. cats understand tone of voice just fine and can learn command words as well as dogs can.
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
7 ай бұрын
@@cttcjim5353 Yeah, sure, they can, just like you can learn chinese. Meet the cat halfway, it's only polite. And yes, it aids in communication, even though cats can understand many actual spoken words. It helps with emotional communication directly.
@cttcjim5353
7 ай бұрын
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice except this video is literally misinformation. Cats don't have such simple common vocalizations. They learn most of their sounds from other cats, and whatever else they do is from experimentation as much as from instinct. If a cat is hissing, it's pissed off and wants whatever is happening to stop. That's all. There's no "this long hiss means something different from this short hiss in all cats" deep knowledge. Some cats hiss for small things. I have one who does it if you try to carry her somewhere she doesn't wanna go, and it means "put me down" because that's the sound she chooses to make but the same sound from another cat might mean "i am about to wreck your shit". To follow the advice in this video is not only unwise, it's potentially dangerous. You wanna learn your cat's language? Listen to YOUR cat.
@thebrittbratt4641
7 ай бұрын
It works! I do this, say no, do training as a treat game like with dogs. Cats are so witty and loving..when they choose to be ❤
@opaquepasa
7 ай бұрын
@@cttcjim5353 I would tend to agree. There may be general trends of how cats use hissing, growling, etc, but I highly doubt it's as precise as this video makes it out to be. I currently have a cat who will occasionally hiss at nothing (so it seemed to me though I've come to conclude he's either irritated about something or smells some strange animal and it upsets him). Yesterday I leaned over to talk to him in a coaxing but somewhat loud voice trying to get him to come inside out of the heat. He hissed at me twice. 😂 I've come to believe for him, hissing can mean simple aggravation. I've not had another cat use it this way as far as I could tell and I've had cats my whole life.
@Nosferat_AN
8 ай бұрын
"they may think you're a big silly cat" honestly that's a very fair representation of me
@yyshe7563
8 ай бұрын
😂
@xXbella_and_ruby_on_pawzXx
5 ай бұрын
“Yo your cat just peed on your carpet for the 100th time” “Ok I’ll tell them” “SII”
@Monpsyk8116
2 ай бұрын
Consider u a big silly cat That had me rolling
@OS-Advertisingg
8 ай бұрын
Basically, hiss at your cat when they are doing something that you are dissatisfied of, because that is how cats actually communicate, but stay gentle and never hit your cat ❤ 🐈
@JayDeeDonuts
8 ай бұрын
Dont use it too often actually! Only as a last resort, if your cat makes small mistakes here and there just use a louder tone of voice each time so it understands not to do that thing again, but hissing only when they keep doing something really bad over and over and nothing works to stop them
@DR-7
8 ай бұрын
If it ever worked 😢
@ParadiseAndGin
8 ай бұрын
these cat ladies get crazier by the minute lmao now they imitate "cat language" I'm laughing so hard it's so ridiculous
@PeleRana-pp6zc
8 ай бұрын
When my cat gets really excited she sometimes will bite me and on the rare occasion it has been quite hard( drawing blood and bruising) I automatically would do a quick hiss at her and she would let go. Then she would look at me and my arm, then look a little confused and as if she had woken up from a trance( looking around and at me repeatedly) and then just put her head down close to me as if to apologise. She is sweet but she does have her moments 😂😂😂😂 I would never do anything to injure her physically or even shout at her. She is my little baby😊
@ass640
8 ай бұрын
I think it works so well because we’re giant humans. They know what that means when another cat does it but the other cat is usually the same size as them and it’s less of a threat, giant human hisses at them they know to stfu and sort their shit out lol… hitting the cat will just trigger either a violent response from them or just make them have a hatred or fear of you that will cause them to either run away (if it’s an outdoor cat) or hate you for the rest of its life.
@AECommonThread2137
8 ай бұрын
Is it play aggression? If so, totally common. There are ways of training that to become less frequent. My cat was born feral and we found her abandoned by her mama when she was 3 weeks old - we had to become the mama and part of her upbringing is her mom teaching her when play biting goes too far. She is totally play-forward motivated, so I usually tire her ot by tossing her toys around and I will try and read her level of PA - I always try to see if she follows my hand as to sniff it or not. If she tracks the hand, she will want to sniff it first, then I will pull away and play or if she's calm enough, I'll pet her. Over time, she has gotten used to it and knows she will get more cookies afterwards and a bond sesh
@makerofArt
8 ай бұрын
I like animals and those who love them
@jimbeam4736
8 ай бұрын
The bites are an expression of how much your cat loves you. She just doesn´t know that your skin is not as sturdy as that of other cats. But she loves you and that´s the point.
@makerofArt
8 ай бұрын
@jimbeam4736 yeah I know petting aggression
@Lassoulo
5 ай бұрын
'Kee' actually works
@thatzanzystig
Ай бұрын
“But don’t hit them” *yet my cat attempts to strike me like 7 times a day for the most ridiculous reasons*
@existence6660
8 ай бұрын
Cat: *Smashes glass and then immediately rubs against your leg for strokes* You: *Hiss* Cat: "Oh, so they don't like affection, got it. No more of that, ever again! I gotchu!"
@FPSG
8 ай бұрын
If you look at cat behavior, they don't hiss at each other unless it is territorial. They bite a little to say, "Stop." If you gently bite them on the back of the neck or fake it with your face at the back of their head. They understand it. At least it works with my cat. When he gets the rumble in his tummy that only hands will satisfy, the only way he will stop is if I put my head on him and pinch his scruff. He will immediately stop and lay down on my leg after giving me some head bumps.
@singerdancerlaugher
8 ай бұрын
😂😂 Yup
@NWolfsson
8 ай бұрын
@@FPSG I see that Llamas in Hats reference, and appreciate it.
@3rdWheel
8 ай бұрын
@@FPSGCAAAARRLLLLL You can't keep feeding kittens to the meat dragon!
@gmork1090
8 ай бұрын
@@FPSG Worked for several of my cats. Never had to do it more than twice to stop a cats bad behavior. At least when I'm around.
@piss6986
8 ай бұрын
this works with my kitten. she’s an angel but bites VERY hard when playing. give her a short little hiss and she immediately resolves to gentle nibbles
@IMadeOneForfunWvW
8 ай бұрын
Its literally just a bite of love, dont gotta hiss-
@godzillakingofthemonsters6367
8 ай бұрын
@@IMadeOneForfunWvW Fun Facts you didn't know: Cats have these things called teeth and cause something called pain.
@soleilmanipura6565
8 ай бұрын
Maybe she needs a kitten sibling
@PJOZeus
8 ай бұрын
I'm not sure how it develops, but from big cats to canines, holding their big tooths is supposedly a sign of affection They're just trying to show they care - like a human baby they don't understand force - shouldn't be discouraged because they think their affection isn't welcome
@AxolotlQueen
8 ай бұрын
@@PJOZeusbut they don't think it isn't welcome? Lol. They only make the hiss when it starts to hurt. So thry stop making it hurt. My cats hiss at each other for rough kisses all the time.
@Bigwhiteogre
4 ай бұрын
“Bro why is our owner summoming Cthulhu?” “This must be punishment for breaking that cup
@Monicaerikarita
8 ай бұрын
So..,I’ve been making all three of these sounds for my entire teaching career. Turns out, teens get the general gist. Cats are, indeed, the universal language
@gothic_ace2037
7 ай бұрын
Or teenagers are just over grown cats.... I can see that
@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
7 ай бұрын
@@gothic_ace2037Lazy, hairy, occasionally extremely horny, checks all the boxes
@fla9086
7 ай бұрын
Or teenagers are wild and we fool ourselves thinking we have tamed them 🤷🏻♀️
@tyq5443
6 ай бұрын
I use tch haha
@tyq5443
6 ай бұрын
I use tsk
@rachmadanirachmadani1548
8 ай бұрын
"Where you buy a cat mop? I want four !"....😂😂😂❤
@rickallman1318
8 ай бұрын
At the Shelter! Lol😂❤
@lydiajohnston436
Ай бұрын
Using this when my cat hisses at her kittens for the 100th time 😂
@v3nom11065
8 ай бұрын
"Don't hit your cat" THEY START IT I SWEAR
@madeleine61509
8 ай бұрын
If they attack you, you should not be hitting them back. By doing so, you are merely justifying their behavior, and increasing the odds that they will continue to attack you in the future as they will view you as a threat and something to be afraid of. The correct response if they are attacking you is either: 1) ignore them, 2) deflect their attention, or 3) back off as soon as you see warning signs, even if you want to play with the cat.
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
7 ай бұрын
Never hit a cat. They may seem tough, but their bones are tiny and snappable and you are fucking humongous compared to them. They will fear and hate you if you hit them, and it will not improve their behavior. It will probably just make them run away the first chance they get and then what? They get eaten by a predator or hit by a car. Raise your cat so that they WANT to be around you.
@personalcheeses8073
7 ай бұрын
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice😂😂😂
@rsurish377
7 ай бұрын
This was a funny joke, and I know it's a joke cus I'm not a fucking internet karen
@resiseven7407
7 ай бұрын
@@madeleine61509nothing gets past you, does it?
@minacarkacer
8 ай бұрын
I usually raise my voice at her in Spanish and she knows damn well what i mean and she’ll listen to me so quick 😂 i raised a Mexican kitty 😂👌🏻 now shes the perfect angel
@impishlyit9780
7 ай бұрын
They can sorta understand you once you've known them a while, they're smart like that.
@kattyann3072
7 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@aelacross8015
7 ай бұрын
Bahaha that’s the way to do it maybe I should try that with my Italian 🤨 hahaha
@randyoman6941
7 ай бұрын
⁶⁷TY ft Dr see see we will 2
@ricodimenez7803
7 ай бұрын
everybody knows cats speak spanish. 😂😂😂 dog speak chinese and goldfish speak turkish. they just dont wanna pay taxes
@tewkie7955
4 ай бұрын
cat: "wait you can talk???"
@MuichiroTokito3.0
3 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: the cat suddently talks and then transformed into a goddess who is now killing demons and following me whenever i go
@kirby1225
8 ай бұрын
but how can I be mad at them when they're so adorable.
@Yaya-hc6qt
8 ай бұрын
My hunting rifle: 🗿
@Yroko
8 ай бұрын
I was the same with my dog. He did a few things like dig up the dirt of my moms indoor plants then bury something in it. When she found him in the process of re-burying it. He looked up with this gleeful look and wagging his tail."mission accomplished, mom". Another 1 was he wasnt allowed up stairs in the living.(a 4 step divide from floor to floor, then an upstairs where the bedrooms are) so we had a baby gate at the bottom of the 4 steps. He would jump over it. When we weren't looking. And couldnt get back over. Then we put the gate at the top, samething. This time he was able to jump back over. We raised the gate just high enough so he couldnt fit under it, he managed to take the gate off by force from crawling under it. Mom said fck it, hes getting in when we're not looking. But eventually with training he learned when and when not to do things.
@Mr.__Sofi
8 ай бұрын
wait til they shit on the carpet, suddenly they're not so cute anymore 😂
@kirby1225
8 ай бұрын
if one of your cats shits on the carpet then that's a skill issue of yours.@@Mr.__Sofi
@julkap4190
8 ай бұрын
@@Mr.__Sofi you need for that a cat toilet. My sister's cat was using it since she was a baby. Never left a pee-pee or poo-poo anywhere else. 😉
@santaabolina7235
8 ай бұрын
I sometimes use that third one. They mostly listen on just "no" but sometimes they don't, then hissing at them works like a magic.
@acciokatherine
8 ай бұрын
My cat takes it as a challenge >_>
@Morbid_Stoner
8 ай бұрын
Grab your cat by the scruff and stare into their eyes until they get the point.
@Kweli-kw3dj
4 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, my cat is now skydiving into a volcano with no parachute, claiming it's a Mr. Beast challenge.
@OTKUR
3 ай бұрын
OMG! The Cat language 😂😂
@rosedragon3498
7 ай бұрын
Me: hisses at cat Cat: understandable have a nice day
@user-wk1zo7wv4q
8 ай бұрын
“big silly cat” THATS ADORABLE 😭
@lizard3348
8 ай бұрын
Literally, they can look at me as a big silly cat all they want🥺
@lumi_project
4 ай бұрын
"dont hit them" proceeds to use cat language to threaten their life
@KookyPiranha
6 ай бұрын
lmaoooooo in the last clip, the cat types jibberish over the keyboard and sends it to their boss. their boss responds with, "you shouldnt come to work tmrw"
@giulias.5104
8 ай бұрын
Even cats knows that communication is the key for healthy relationships. 👍👍🐱
@totower9597
8 ай бұрын
Cats are clearly chinese.
@Unknow748
8 ай бұрын
In other words hissing at your cat is basically what she’s saying
@zenzen2629
Ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, im now held hostage by my cat
@Mollie-lollys
4 ай бұрын
The fact I tried it and my cat started to perrr 😂
@MaraCarr-vm9mf
8 ай бұрын
Most of the time it's me having to apologize to my cat 😂
@keegs1163
8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear I am currently building his kitty empire despite all attempts to escape
@seantay3279
8 ай бұрын
Imstruction unclear He has amassed an army and is attempting world domination, And is attempting to consume the flesh of humans to gain eternal power.
@republicangenz
6 ай бұрын
lmao ive always used the "PSSST" method myself. 10/10 effective in my experience
@hellokittylxver
5 ай бұрын
the cat: bro wth our master is learning our native language we gotta go
@LazarusLaz
8 ай бұрын
Years ago my cat was being harassed by neighbours cat (farm, so the neighbour cat was at least half a km off its turf). I stepped in front of my cat and hissed in my best 'pissed off cat' impression. Neighbour cat sprinted away in abject terror, and my cat had never been more affectionate. She very clearly knew I'd defended her.
@frienjie7148
8 ай бұрын
“when you’re mad at a cat…” mad, how?? just *look* at those adorable faces! ❤🐈
@zarinamasooth4978
4 ай бұрын
i have 5 birds at home but i still watch this 😂
@Beavarolli
5 ай бұрын
Me: so the cat thinks I’m a furry? *Megalovania starts playing*
@Donkey_Ate_Uncle
5 ай бұрын
nah ur just a cat
@gblin_shark5868
8 ай бұрын
girl really told us to hiss in three different languages 💀
@dimejiogunranti9001
8 ай бұрын
My first thought
@yadiggems
8 ай бұрын
Well, my cats about to get a mouthful for waking me up this morning
@janetpattison8474
8 ай бұрын
Surely u know if they wake u it’s for a reason.
@yadiggems
8 ай бұрын
@@janetpattison8474 no way, he just doesn't like seeing me rested.
@Dragedill
8 ай бұрын
Just don't spit on the cat please.
@justjess6220
8 ай бұрын
*meowfull
@yadiggems
8 ай бұрын
@@Dragedill never
@Evelyn_Taverna
4 ай бұрын
I just go “PSSSTT” really loudly and they know to stop (for 30 seconds)
@leilabenitez3205
6 ай бұрын
My cat next to me glaring at me😂
@TRNRILY
8 ай бұрын
They also understand a no and an expression of anger. They’re domestic and intelligent enough to read humans. It’s just whether or not they respond to you
@SeppieStronk
8 ай бұрын
That's the whole thing 😂 they know they're not supposed to do it but the real question is do they care? 😂😂
@lunarcorpse
8 ай бұрын
@@SeppieStronk Cats are very much like teenagers and dogs are very much like toddlers.😂
@embananasplit2935
8 ай бұрын
My cat either doesn’t understand no or doesn’t care 😭 she won’t LEAVE MY FISH ALONEEEEE
@sukai121
8 ай бұрын
@@lunarcorpsehahaha perfect comparison 😂
@ryanscoffeehour6404
8 ай бұрын
If they don't respond its because they don't respect you and view you as bellow them on the totem pole. I usually never need to tell my cats more than once "no", and they come immediately when called. Its because they know the home isn't their territory but mine, and that i am their pride leader.
@MessyOCD
8 ай бұрын
I used to be a dog person. So when I got cats, I trained them like dogs. They come when I whistle, I snap my fingers, and they stop and look at me. I didn't realize it but they were also training me. If Noodle yells I say "Okay, hang on!". I go to turn the faucet on so she gets a drink of fresh water. Only peasants drink room temperature tap. If Squiggs comes over, I know it's dinner time and she's going to mutiny if it's one second late. If Momma yells, someone is doing something they shouldn't. If Moon climbs up nearby, it's nap time and I need to sit still. Otherwise, he gives me major stink eye. I can go on. I have 11 total currently and they all have their own language and I speak it fluently. Add in my 2 dogs and we're a multiple language house. I wonder if I can put that on my resumè? 🤔
@missyoplay143
5 ай бұрын
Who needs to speak English when we can talk cat 😂 As a French person fluent in English, knowing this is a success for me 😂 But seriously, now I want a video of your morning routine with all of the languages 😂
@MessyOCD
5 ай бұрын
@@missyoplay143 lol lol people wouldn't believe it!!! Add in my mom (I'm her full time caregiver) and my house is chaos!! And I kind of love it. 🤣🤣🤣
@kiwirobin8942
5 ай бұрын
when my cats are being bad i just give em a SSSSSSTT
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