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@ericbarbin2697
Жыл бұрын
Please do Billy Blanks movies 😂😂😂
@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
Жыл бұрын
10:38 is that knot on his forehead from 1099 or ?.....
@alextaylor6793
Жыл бұрын
Bro where is that French patriot film by jvcd legionarie it's so good you have to give us a space ice trailor
@wavstudionet
Жыл бұрын
@SpaceIce 1:04 Jean Claude van Damme is basically 2000s Marvel's Moon Knight 1:39 Master of Disguise ( Steven Grant 1:47 Khonshu 1:51 Moon Knight 1:56 Marc Spector 2:16 Marc Spector again 2:42 Jake Lockley (and Johnny Cage) 4:53 Someone told this actor he resembles Willem Dafoe so he ran with it. Oh it's Ben Cross - he played King Solomon in the self-titled movie (1997). Excellent actor imo 5:50 She's the movie seat girl Larry David didn't like 😂
@PeterPanPinball
Жыл бұрын
Dude….I love your videos
@alcidesprieto1967
2 жыл бұрын
JCVD doing parkour through Jerusalem while fighting an order of knights makes it pretty much Assassin's creed before Assassin's creed even existed. Truly ahead of it's time.
@RJLbwb
2 жыл бұрын
FACT: There are no Jewish Spin Kicks in Assassin Creed, therefor Van Damme did it better.
@dodywidodo9433
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@watts18269
2 жыл бұрын
@@RJLbwb and his jew-jutsu was much more on point.
@Sostthesaint
2 жыл бұрын
Everything derived from JCVD
@ptolemeeselenion1542
2 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@dprezzz1561
Жыл бұрын
I am glad that finally somebody has the courage to talk about Indiana Jones's biggest flaw: the complete lack of spin kicks 😂
@gulgul877
8 ай бұрын
i always felt there was something missing
@Mas_Tun
Жыл бұрын
Van Damme spent months learning Jew Jitsu for this role
@toweypat
Жыл бұрын
😆
@astonike8383
Жыл бұрын
Hours of hand rubbing
@Eisenwulf666
Жыл бұрын
So versatile ... he can really do anything
@VCRider
Жыл бұрын
Jew Shit Zoo
@mk3ferret
Жыл бұрын
SHUT UP 😆
@Ledi18
Жыл бұрын
This became one of my favorite KZitem channels after watching like 5 Seagal videos. It instantly became my all time favorite when it vindicated my long held opinion that the Thailand dancing scene needs to be brought up, discussed, and celebrated as one of the most important cinematic moments of all time.
@s3.14dervision
Жыл бұрын
Space Ice got me with the Seagal videos, too!!
@seymourbutts4463
Жыл бұрын
I watched them all too quickly
@economicfusion6065
2 жыл бұрын
The only Order Seagal made was for 3 big mac combo meals at McDonalds
@johnybloom5575
Жыл бұрын
And a carrot
@snelgrave101
Жыл бұрын
And that was on his way to KFC via burger king 👑
@wtcmusician5669
2 жыл бұрын
It kills me every time you inevitably go to the supposed dancing scene, which always goes on for a specific amount of time and because Van Damme always finds time to live in the moment or let loose or whatever. Lol and it’s not even from the movie. Comic genius. I finally got this after watching a couple of your videos. This s*** is great
@ErwinSchrodinger64
2 жыл бұрын
Yea, I was about to make a post about that. Space Ice is beyond freaking hilarious!
@StainsStainsStains
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@BaranZenon
2 жыл бұрын
And also how Tailand bars are absolute everywhere on the globe :)
@davidmargarone6514
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Docta_Tma
Жыл бұрын
It is a glorious Dance scene that is so good it ends up in all JCVD films from before and till the end of time!!!
@andreasreinhardt.2402
2 жыл бұрын
I rather watch all Van Damme movies than a single Steven Segal straight to DVD flick!
@rikflare7970
2 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the two to meet, fight, an either destroy or reset reality after the spin kick/ slapping combo occurs.
@porkyfood6095
Жыл бұрын
Amen🙏🏼
@lionm8699
Жыл бұрын
True
@anthonygordon9483
Жыл бұрын
I could care less about either. But I did find myself watching more Van Damme growing up then Segal. Under Siege is really the only movie I ever watched with Steven Segal. I got into Van Damme when he played in street fighter. Even though it was trash, Van Damme always gives his 100%. Even though Van Damme was never a A List actor, he actually tried to give his best.
@swissmilitischristilxxii3691
Жыл бұрын
Connaisseurs like me will always favor S. SEAGAL. He trained spetznaz, russkiye elite unit. He's the supreme honor of being friend with Caesar Putin, president of the russkiye federation.
@200wattstudio8
2 жыл бұрын
The dancing running joke kills me lol
@henrlima87
Жыл бұрын
There is no running, only dancing.
@Absolute_Goblin
5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised he referenced the dancing Israelis and also mentioned all of the "post 911" stuff. It wasn't direct, but that was ballsy
@StevenAbney
2 жыл бұрын
Space Ice is your 9-year-old friend whose parents them let watch all the R-rated action movies and then they excitedly talk you through all the plot points while offering a running commentary that only a 9-year-old would appreciate. And I love every second.
@codyyo2
Жыл бұрын
Space Ice is the hype man the action industry needs, not the one they deserve. 9 year olds could never fully comprehend the awesomeness that is Jean-Claude Van Damme.
@PSOT
Жыл бұрын
@@codyyo2 Exactly💪💪
@ddenozor
Жыл бұрын
Are you calling me a 9-year-old?
@bryanlahog7948
Жыл бұрын
JCVD: changes sunglasses. Every bad guy: "Where'd he go?!"
@SlamjackMonicker
Жыл бұрын
JCVD will always have my respect for the entertainment he provided. The man became a BIG star from a nobody. Not just that his kicking skills were better than anyone I have ever seen at his size and.weight. The man never forgot his friends and always gave them a chance in his films. He lived his life from heart not from brain and that's why he would forever be a great movie star.
@ErwinSchrodinger64
2 жыл бұрын
Space Ice reviews are the pinnacle of all reviews. The gritty voice, inserting the spectacular Kickboxer dancing scene (even when it's not even in the movie) on Van Damme scenes, setting up jokes, and WTF comments from the narrator.
@officegossip
2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? There’s a mandatory dance scene in every Van Damme movie, it’s a religion.
@felixfranzen7578
Жыл бұрын
The "a master of disguise" line when JCVD changed his sunglasses (from normal size orange ones to ridiculously large black ones) just killed me. Also, Van Damme's portrayal of a severly disoriented Moses is absolutely brilliant. Pure method acting era JCVD (which is often unfaily dismissed in favour mullet era JCVD).
@Siloette
Жыл бұрын
I have been binge watching these lately because I’ve been going through a lot of sh*t in my life recently and it your videos makes me laugh every single time no matter what video I watch😂 I love these!
@Valgard_Alvarius_Valterri
2 жыл бұрын
I love how all of the #5 reasons in every JCVD video are "Jean-Claude Van Damme!"
@randallrutherford1384
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@raylopez99
Жыл бұрын
Because JCVD says...gimme five.
@jwconglomerate332
2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this channel a couple days ago and boy am I glad I did. Not only is the content pretty brilliant, but it led me to make, I think, a solid snap judgment regarding my podcast I do with my buddy, sort of by osmosis. So thanks for that, and keep up the great content.
@CorporateG0th
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps insisting there's a JCVD cinematic universe
@tylerjoseph770
Жыл бұрын
Ive rewatched all his videos at least twice
@Conan_the_Based
Жыл бұрын
5:58 - I don't know why, but that "What" kills me. It's so perfectly delivered.
@dizzy1369
2 жыл бұрын
no matter what, the dancing will never end 😂🤣
@snelgrave101
Жыл бұрын
And let's hope it doesn't
@kostastube2010
Жыл бұрын
JCVD > Travolta
@loufrost824
2 жыл бұрын
I kept it together until.... THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE EVER MADE.
@yuugenr7549
2 жыл бұрын
I kept it together untill... The insane plot twist is revealed at the beginning of the movie.
@jakesteven1980
2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this film once. I have still have it bundled with Lionheart, Hard Target and another I can't recall.
@SpaceIce
2 жыл бұрын
Van Damme movie bundles never follow any rhyme or reason
@jakesteven1980
2 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceIce The reason for the bundle is Lionheart. Back then I only saw that on the shelves and I thought the hell with this as long as it has that special Van Damne movie.
@bulldawgirwin8384
Жыл бұрын
Was it Sudden Death? It feels like that one should go in to that bundle
@logger589
Жыл бұрын
The Nightslaher and the actor playing him is the most badass badguy in movie history.
@doctorsacred
Жыл бұрын
10:12 The freeze frame of JCVD smiling in the camera while choking someone. I'm dying.
@truthhurts3524
Жыл бұрын
Wish I could go back in time and perform the JCVD dance sequence for a talent show in high school. Dammit, I’ll have to convince my kids to do it now.
@Krystalmyth
Жыл бұрын
I really really love the idea that all JCVDs movies are in a shared universe. Imagine if action stars had thought of this back in the day. XD
@StainsStainsStains
2 жыл бұрын
You're a persistent fellow with insisting on that JCVD dance scene. Excellent.
@HappyHarryHardon
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean. He dances in every movie. Every one. Every. One. Exactly the same and it’s glorious.
@snafuthegreat
Жыл бұрын
Even more funny when you realize that the Night Slasher invaded Earthrealm as Shao Kahn. Yeah, Guile fought Shao Kahn.
@pyrotechnick420
Жыл бұрын
You sort of forget that these videos are essentially shitposts until you get to the dancing. The god damn dancing it's so inspiring
@carmaniac3961
Жыл бұрын
The Ferrari scene in 1:55 was filmed in Sofia, Bulgaria, in front of the city court on boulevard Vitosha, you can clearly see a Lada and other cars that I don't think were common in NY.
@josephdurandproductions
Жыл бұрын
The only thing more awesome than this channel is finding out there are still JCVD movies I somehow have not yet seen!
@victorchris1135
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how each time I watch the JCVD videos, I keep forgetting about the dancing and everytime it comes on, it's the most glorious thing I've ever seen🤣🤣
@StevieB8363
Жыл бұрын
It was heartwarming how Van Damme and the guy from The Quest learned that even though you want to beat each other to death, you should still pretend to be friends when some dickhead cop tries to spoil the fun. A lesson that we should all remember.
@nemesislygr8960
2 жыл бұрын
lol, I love JCVD but absolutely hated this movie with every fiber of my being, still do, but you made me happy that I actually bought this on day 1 and still own this POS. Love your channel.
@thnzxc
2 жыл бұрын
As funny as this review is, I actually liked this movie, one of my guilty pleasures 😅
@fingers140
2 жыл бұрын
I love the dance of course and also love the scattered “whatever’s “ is pure comic genius 👍👍
@ricksgrandauditorium8790
2 жыл бұрын
Its the writing, its what sets you apart from the rest. Thank you for your comedy man...its good.
@tanzidalnoman3860
Жыл бұрын
With each point revealed, I just smiled at the screen like a proud father with my thumbs up.
@gusjeazer
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a movie where JCVD and Nicholas cage beat up Steven Seagal for two hours straight, for real.
@lookingforlove839
2 жыл бұрын
While nicolas cage yells, " I'm castor troy"
@Kroggnagch
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao did they really make him say “oi vey!” after being punched? That’s so stereotypically hilarious.
@thejonner2036
Жыл бұрын
"We kill the weak, so the strong survive!" I dunno, man - if you just leave the weak to it, the strong will probably be okay...
@mmluon
Жыл бұрын
I hope you get a Christmas card from the JCVD because your videos keep his legend alive. I get giddy when I see a notification from Space Ice. You rock, dude.
@TheGoddamnJefe
2 жыл бұрын
The math in this video adds up perfectly. Your math is VAN DAMME good!!!
@cuylshepherdton7437
Жыл бұрын
If my math is correct, this movie is like 266% of a movie. That's a helluva movie.
@capitalaviation
2 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel on YT. C’mom people. Get on it
@teddrewflack400
Жыл бұрын
I feel this movie has at least 12% Hudson Hawk and 7% The French Connection. Breathtaking.
@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K
Жыл бұрын
Editing excellence! 🏆 i love this channel Thank you Good Sir 🎩
@richardchaparro2830
Жыл бұрын
THIS is the role JCVD was born to play. He already lived this movie entirely in real life so this must have been easy for him.
@edgarivanarmentamtz.5793
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha you’re a pure genius! I just discovered this channel one week ago, and became my favorite one… my friends agree too. You deserve millions of subscribers.
@707tgreennorcal7
Жыл бұрын
I love how the van dancing gets inserted into every movie.
@mantovannni
10 ай бұрын
If he released a video about JCVD where JCVD doesn't dance I think I am going to crack up.
@MrBaladaum
2 жыл бұрын
the dancing always gets me lol
@SilverbackGorilla69
Жыл бұрын
I know it's gonna be there every time, but it still gets me.
@123rvr
2 жыл бұрын
I just came on this channel and I've been looking at all the Van Damme dances it's so great space ice is a king and you should put your face over the Van Damme dance once in awhile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lordmorklen5166
11 ай бұрын
MTG: "The Jews have Space Lasers!" JCVD: "Hold my Jewish Spin Kicks."
@rjay7i8
Жыл бұрын
I get so into these videos the dancing scene always catches me off guard
@bestkind123
Жыл бұрын
Every van dam one i love how you got the dancing scene before he goes back to help everyone, theres so many things about your videos that just make them so special, no one can do this as well as you
@xavier3982
Жыл бұрын
That's the only reason I watch the JCVD ones... That damn dancing makes it everytime 😂😂
@robinmeade7573
2 жыл бұрын
This movie is 267% pure JCVD genius!
@TimeCodeMechanics
2 жыл бұрын
"I think he made the right choice!" 😂😂😂
@matthewg7167
Жыл бұрын
This movie is underrated! Yes it was bad but it really had some good bad ass scenes! Every time I feel down in life I just think of a Vanne Damme movie and my mood gets better! Lol
@ItsNotaTuhmah
2 жыл бұрын
We NEED Assassin's Creed: JCVD game NOW!!!!!
@tcook6759
2 жыл бұрын
Your content is hilarious. So entertaining and I’m glad I found your channel. Anyone that realizes what a POS Segal is a friend of mine.
@smokeabaguhthat5443
2 жыл бұрын
In a year I guarantee u will have a million subs..u re the best at this sh!+🤣
@MashCruMusic
Жыл бұрын
Hahah 'it's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie but actually good and the insane twist is at the beginning'
@jbmjbm6092
Жыл бұрын
Best narrator in the universe
@eponymous_graphics
2 жыл бұрын
You're over use of JCVD dancing in the Jungle Bar is hilarious ! It's on the level of Jimmy Kimmel apologizing for missing Matt Dameon's interview at the end of the show because they went over-time. In the familiar words of the narrator of Space Ice himself: "You're ... So ... FRICKEN AWESOME !" Thumbs up.
@dimitrisbam5640
Жыл бұрын
I honesty started laughing from the title alone...best humor on you tube
@josheuaking7416
8 ай бұрын
The jcvd cinematic universe needs to be a thing
@marcohernandez3778
Жыл бұрын
Moses 😂 that really got me.
@zn74
2 жыл бұрын
The contrast between Van Damme and Seagal movie reviews is like night and day, Van Damme can do no wrong. But then again he is going up against Seagal.
@vaevictious
2 жыл бұрын
no one in their right state of mind thinks that derailed is better than than under seige 2. spaceice is biased.
@cama73ven
2 жыл бұрын
😑 His review on seagal movies or contrast between JCVD and seagal are not biased 🙃
@vaevictious
2 жыл бұрын
@@cama73ven i got the sense that he´s ironic in both cases but wasnt sure , if he was serious then derailed is a nowhere near under seige 2 in terms of quality and production value , when a vandamme movies is rated under 4.0 then you can be sure thats its an aboslute shitfest.
@brunospfc8511
Жыл бұрын
I like that cool things like "Mind-Blowingness" are a important Criteria
@romeldk.vnzl.8323
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha i think this was the only movie from jcvd that i was missing, and god!!! This is 🔥 Specially after the facts that it came out after 9\11.... 🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DivenByPrecision
11 ай бұрын
Ive studied JCVD's dancing in Thailand scene 1989 and i just now realized his shirt is actually suspenders
@ninjachain
2 жыл бұрын
Good thing a bomb did not get in the way of some JCVDancing.
@Lionslaysleeping
Жыл бұрын
Your channel is my new favorite ever and this title is worth every like and sub we can offer. Much respect good sir.
@The_ZeroLine
4 ай бұрын
As a Jew, I endorse this movie. Because of this movie, my synagogue does all its services in Thailand now.
@pedrowla2297
Жыл бұрын
Thank you JCVD, we thank you Sir. Spin kicks will save our souls.
@Docta_Tma
Жыл бұрын
I wish jCVD was immortal cause we'd still have his peak look and swift kicks to show action fans the majesty off his Thunder kicks to the face! Oh, and ofcourse his Thailand Bar dancing too!
@soccerplyr8
Жыл бұрын
I've heard about every movie made in the last 30 years, Today is the first day hearing about this movie.
@rikflare7970
2 жыл бұрын
Wait the Nightslasher became a Cardinal after Cobra? Reality can be So Nick Cage at times.
@zacharynyberg7007
Жыл бұрын
Lol Alright after watching 4 of these I just realized you include that Thailand dance scene in all of JCVD reviews.
@TheKal1f
Жыл бұрын
Ok the dancing must be the best part in every Jcvd movies 😂
@joseluismariamoliner4646
2 жыл бұрын
Soy de Zaragoza su mayor fan me acuerdo en esta película muy poca gente estubo en el cine
@gudandchilly
2 жыл бұрын
I unironically agree with every point. Awesome movie
@Denks333
2 жыл бұрын
Bro it’s also Attila from Lionheart !! BUT……WHATEVER!!
@ryancameron1909
Жыл бұрын
I enjoy how you have a similar mindset and odd dispise for seagul boy as us. One of us one of us.
@TheAmensFatuus
Жыл бұрын
She wasn´t about to get killed by major. His gun was empty , as you can see from the slide. she just wanted to taunt him ;)
@enjoythestruggle
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean it was never explained how he survived being killed? He's JCVD.
@ElHombreGato
11 ай бұрын
That lady cop is SMOKING HOT!!!!
@bonteski2997
Жыл бұрын
This the best channel on youtube , mos def
@LordEha
8 ай бұрын
At least he gets to relax and dance
@friendme12345
Жыл бұрын
The WHO is currently conducting research on how watching JCVD movies extends the human lifespan by at least 2 years because of the JCVD awesomeness that they provide the viewer...
@kernowarty
5 ай бұрын
I can't wait for the dancing break in all his movies
@felixfranzen7578
Жыл бұрын
It seems that JCVD harboured some kind of professional respect or appreciation for "Khan from the Quest" as he settles for the same kick to hollow of the knee in both movies instead of the customary nut punch.
@hommyrodriguez3280
Жыл бұрын
Van Damme dancing is always#1
@scottjones845
Жыл бұрын
I love how you epically shit all over Seagal's dinner but paise literally everything Van Damme does like he's a second coming or something 🤣
@genki2genki
Жыл бұрын
My life's only purpose is to watch videos by Space Ice. God be praised!
@ProdSangreNueva
Жыл бұрын
Almost stopped been a Jcvd after watching this movie in the theater.
@clyd1206
Жыл бұрын
I dont know why but I have been binging these videos for 2 days now!!! Oddly entertaining but no idea why.
@wojtek5385
Жыл бұрын
4:07 when I watched Indy 4 for the first time, first thing I thought about was that Harrison Ford used the same trick with getting the legs around opponent's head at one point.
@bobhoskins-kl6ue
2 жыл бұрын
1:33 did you use a scene from a Segal movie or did a Segal movie reuse a shot from this? It's in minute 1:34 of your video for Today You Die.
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