There’s no doubt in mind that he’s a Florida Man. Between going out in a hurricane, just leaving his life and biking the country, buying a spear and exiting society for days, and nearly dying at every point of his life, there’s no way he isn’t a Florida Man
@jelly2882
Жыл бұрын
He isn't just "A" Florida man, he is THE Florida man, the Progenitor of all Florida men, the real SCP-0
@sleepincarnate2988
Жыл бұрын
The stab stories, too.
@shaness112233
Жыл бұрын
Considering the accent and the nonchalance about hurricanes, he is probably actually from Florida.
@Zombies139
Жыл бұрын
As a person who lives in Florida I agree
@_oe_o_e_
Жыл бұрын
Vesper: “I’m the most hinge!” Also vesper: “i ate styrofoam”
@foreverinvideos
Жыл бұрын
“Im like the most hinged!” -went to a bar in the middle of a hurricane-
@KatsukiKaito
Жыл бұрын
"twice"
@r.f.switch5847
Жыл бұрын
I used to eat napkins... Accidentally, like if they were wrapped around a hot dog bun... I'm just saying, sometimes, the most hinged people do weird shit.
@HelterwithoutSkelter
Жыл бұрын
@@r.f.switch5847 bold to call yourself sane
@Yasviele
Жыл бұрын
My dream is to be the nurse who takes care of Vesper in his retirement home and hear his zatsudans tales
@stymlice2332
Жыл бұрын
sounds very based
@WatcherOnYoutube
Жыл бұрын
or a nightmare if he start making or buying crazy shit and you wouldn't stop him in time XD
@Gebora
Жыл бұрын
the friends that will yell at you while being on the verge of punching you for doing something incredibly stupid, those are your best friends
@SelecaoOfMidas
Жыл бұрын
I mean, it's the eye of the storm, not during the wind and rain, so... As you can tell, yes, I've experienced many hurricane landfall.
@rustyshackleford1508
Жыл бұрын
Florida man here. Hurricanes are fun, and the eyes are wonderful times for shenanigans.
@SpawnofHastur
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is certainly a man with a lot of life experience.
@fabianlaibin6956
Жыл бұрын
WHAT IS A MAN BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF EXPERIENCES
@N-Rod357
Жыл бұрын
I felt we got to experience "you never know the true value of something until it's gone." With Vesper, I'm so happy to have this funny old man back
@chalkwarrior5542
Жыл бұрын
oof, this comment hurts a bit given the news that came out today-
@M1ss1ng-N0
Жыл бұрын
7:59 I mean at least his roommates cared about him and this is my favorite story 😂
@EpicNerdsWithCameras
Жыл бұрын
I feel like I could get lost in a hurricane and most of the roommates I've had wouldn't even notice.
@rai_raiceball
Жыл бұрын
Even as a 7 year old he had a fascination to Spears by tieing a knife at the end of wood
@rwp0079
Жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait... had a PC with DOOM when he was in single digit years old... shit am I even older than gramps? Come on man, you were supposed to be the one vtuber that didn't make me feel ancient lol.
@Kay_Sea251
Жыл бұрын
If we were to follow his lore-accurate age, Vesper wouldn't have been a twinkle in his father's eye when Doom came out... or at the very latest baking in the oven. Unless if at every season of "28" he regresses back to a baby...
@EtanRedKnight
Жыл бұрын
@@Kay_Sea251 thats funny, because my mom practically feeded me and my baby sis while playing Doom (i'm 29 now). Now everytime she is like "why are you like this" i use that fact as a trap card
@Kay_Sea251
Жыл бұрын
@@WhiteWingedDarknessX that's not him! *wink* ...and im STILL older than him if that's the case
@dustymax56
Жыл бұрын
@@Kay_Sea251 try Nina kosaka from NijiSanji. I’m convinced she’s mid to late 40s and her game choices back up that theory.
@arcanask
Жыл бұрын
The younglings won't believe the stuff their parents did when they were growing up. Flamethrower super soakers and deadly stabbing implements were pretty regular crafts for the unsupervised minor to make in the 90's.
@decaydjk8922
Жыл бұрын
We used to hang out at the dump and throw aerosol cans in the fire, it was great fun
@bubbabruh6309
Жыл бұрын
When my uncle was a teenager in the 90's he made an actual cannon. Like he welded a big metal tube onto some wheels and used it to launch beer cans into the woods. It's still back near the woods to this day.
@primecoconut4204
Жыл бұрын
damn Vesper on a Forrest Gump marathon with his bike is quite an adventure
@allenbocephus
Жыл бұрын
He just un-ironically said "pump the sucker, and squirt" and didn't even miss a beat... BTW: "That's what she said"... 😉
@Cosmoman78
Жыл бұрын
Gramps' stories are always so fun to listen to ^^
@KarlPHorse
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is described as a grandpa... according to google (a shaky source I know) he is only 3 years older than me... Pain Peko.
@ginnbreak5648
Жыл бұрын
You forgot about the gasoline station store story
@StazCh
Жыл бұрын
It's okay I'll be collecting stories and compile them
@jamesnguyễn5510
Жыл бұрын
He says "like" a lot. That's how you know he's a 90s kid. Speaking from like experience.
@Zei33
Жыл бұрын
This was amazing. He’s a great story teller and is a real inspiration. I’ve been so afraid of getting older and I’m 27. He shows that it doesn’t matter how old you get, you can still achieve dreams.
@dismochria
Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest things about having boomer vtubers will always be the sheer amount of precious storytime. Thank you gramps.
@azazelleblack
Жыл бұрын
As someone older than Vesper, so much of this is so familiar.
@Spedatr0n
Жыл бұрын
3:46 so it seems that Vesper has been wanting a whole ass spear his whole life.
@seffirin
Жыл бұрын
Great compilation! Gramps stories are like hearing a friend go off on a personal tangent unprompted
@ralliegalaxxie9034
Жыл бұрын
I love Vespapa’s stories sm
@goingeast
Жыл бұрын
Rewatching highlights of his insane story makes me think that perhaps... I like listening to Vesper because his crazy stories reminds me of my Dad's story where I'm just like "WTF were u doing and I am glad you survive"
@PAYBACKaiw
Жыл бұрын
5:14 I'm starting to get flashbacks of a story from a certain knight who runs a crystal digging operations in his school and he would pay the other kids with chocolate milk to do the digging.
@-Raylight
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is truly a grandpa with a lot of life stories. He's like the grandpa I've never had xD
@souleaterevans4589
4 ай бұрын
You know that granny in Majora's Mask that tells stories that make you fall asleep? This feels like that, except it's actually engaging
@thatguyjared8560
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is the best kind of cryptid
@moohooman
Жыл бұрын
That cyclone story was so incredibly based.
@misterp0451
Жыл бұрын
So you’re telling me he technically ran doom in his mind
@Arch-ivist
Жыл бұрын
I also like the story of how he completed xcom in one sitting while skipping sleep and school
@1.2.1.0.R.I.O
Жыл бұрын
When I was young I was the eldest boy in my street, the younger boys would usually follow what I do. We also made weapons out of anything we could find... Me, I nailed woods that I could find to shape it into a sword. 😅
@johnnysalery7383
Жыл бұрын
Bro, you sound like Peter Pan and the other kids were the Lost Boys or something XD
@radlee13
Жыл бұрын
Still the most hinged Holopro
@vidyastuff3509
Жыл бұрын
There's another timeline where Vesper causes the death of all of us.
@yelkahel38
Жыл бұрын
O SWIMMING: One of the basic , practical skills a person should have..
@QueenQeeko
Жыл бұрын
I love this. This is a gold class collection of his stories. Thank you.
@kaitokatsuki6862
Жыл бұрын
I would be really excited to hear Ame and Vesper trading life stories.
@KageMinowara
Жыл бұрын
Vesper the Florida Man confirmed.
@dialga4688
Жыл бұрын
Now I'm curious how well that makeshift flamethrower would work. Time to dig out the Supersoakers.
@kroposman2302
Жыл бұрын
This sounds like a legit backstory of the Son of Alucard
@flowcalox6255
Жыл бұрын
I mean it looks like he's living quite a life
@togek1ss
Жыл бұрын
so many fun stories to listen to
@usagis294
Жыл бұрын
he's so based. glad he's a part of Stars.
@ellion6330
Жыл бұрын
Story compilations is amazing
@oxero7935
Жыл бұрын
Ves was a very creative when he was a kid
@trashpanda9380
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I look back on my childhood and my daily life and it scares me just how similar it is to that of a Florida resident seeing as I don't live in Florida.
@Exile_Sky
Жыл бұрын
4:51 The candle would not have worked. Easiest method is gutting a lighter or lamp. Also, super soakers that don't have a "spray" function don't work, but you can fix that by messing with the nosle internals.. Though frankly, a good old compressed can of any flammable substance and a lighter make a much quicker and more interesting flame... though there is that risk of losing a hand. P.S. Also, you're just a normal guy from where I grew up. Like.. you'd fit right in. Don't know why everyone keeps calling you a Florida man.
@Mara_1337
Жыл бұрын
4000 miles?? as in over 6000km? I checked google maps and that's like almost from Miami to LA and back (tbf that's be like 5k but he said over 4k anyway). How long was he gone for jfc?!?! bruh...
@xOzzyyy
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy is the only one that could tell me stories for hours without getting bored and that’s coming from someone with a short attention span.
@niki1292
Жыл бұрын
I wanna say Kusojiji but that's apparently have more negative meaning than Kusogaki so... *KusoGG*
@shattaredentertainment4782
Жыл бұрын
See? Before the youtube we did things to entertain ourselves not for views.
@Kay_Sea251
Жыл бұрын
And we would say, "Man, if I had a VHS camera, I could send this to America's Funniest Videos!"
@shattaredentertainment4782
Жыл бұрын
@@Kay_Sea251 no youd say send in a tape
@Kay_Sea251
Жыл бұрын
@@shattaredentertainment4782 true, but don't send the Betamax tape...
@shattaredentertainment4782
Жыл бұрын
@@Kay_Sea251 beta was long dead before afv existed. Hell I've only seen 1 beta collection in my life. Very rare.
@guilherme5094
Жыл бұрын
👍👍!
@babelette
Жыл бұрын
is vesper in his late 40s?
@N-Rod357
Жыл бұрын
I don't know if he is or not but I remember he said that he was 28
@Limbo08
Жыл бұрын
In his own words: "28 season 12, make of that what you will"
@wing0gund908
Жыл бұрын
Based on his stories, like playing KOTOR when it first came out, I would say mid to late 30s.
@babelette
Жыл бұрын
@@Limbo08 okay, so 28 + 12, 40. Oddly, he sounds like mid or late 30s, but the way he's playing up boomer persona I'm not sure.
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