The more we know bout this man, the less of him we understand
@cruiserue
Жыл бұрын
wise words
@Notorious_Incognito
Жыл бұрын
Is there something Vesper hasn't experienced? Sometimes he sounds like an old veteran.
@unnamedx2
Жыл бұрын
I don't think he got shot, tased or peper sprayed yet
@ernesthegrey
Жыл бұрын
@@unnamedx2 He got peper sprayed trying to pet a police horse.
@Notorious_Incognito
Жыл бұрын
@@unnamedx2 he said he got kicked and pepper sprayed in the face when he tried to pet a police horse.
@unnamedx2
Жыл бұрын
@@Notorious_Incognito 2 to go
@pa5838
Жыл бұрын
@@unnamedx2 well he did also get stabbed, twice in fact, so yeah one more to the list
@noobie3939
Жыл бұрын
oh Vesper of the bush what's your wisdom? "I'm butt naked please don't go here"
@dagon7259
Жыл бұрын
Vesper: "I wasn't in college, this was when I was a kid" Vesper that doesn't make it any better. How the fucm do you get to that point
@wisdumcube
Жыл бұрын
He says he wasn't in college and then says he was in High school, as if that age difference makes it dramatically better lol
@owitch
Жыл бұрын
@@wisdumcube Because college age usually means already legally adult, usually considered to know better than still involved in juvenile shenanigans.
@idealicfool
Жыл бұрын
because collage age you get drink and high and do stupid shit and end up in weird situations
@osekkai-san
Жыл бұрын
How did that even happen lmao
@luka188
Жыл бұрын
That moment the clip is so crazy, even you have to comment on it xD
@giomarandres5678
Жыл бұрын
How did you get to that point HAHAHAHA
@ChriSX13
Жыл бұрын
underage drinking?
@mrblackjacker32.03
Жыл бұрын
Someone got wasted and full sent
@owitch
Жыл бұрын
Maybe some friends pranked him while sleeping, or he was drunk and thought already at home.
@danielmolinar8669
Жыл бұрын
Unlucky spawn gg
@nujevad28
Жыл бұрын
Maybe a gator bit his clothes and wouldn't let go.
@proxy90909
Жыл бұрын
I need y'all to know this clip recomended to me by youtube under "Castlevania" topic... KZitem knows Vesper is 100% a vampire (probably alucard to be precise)
@elektra8535
Жыл бұрын
Remember when we thought Vesper was a calm, serious and collected man? Yeah...
@owitch
Жыл бұрын
That was probably a few minutes at beginning of his debut, until the stories started rolling in. 😂
@nujevad28
Жыл бұрын
He's a reformed Florida man.
@hazakura.s
Жыл бұрын
you can still see the calm and collected man... around 5 minutes at the beginning of his morning zatsudans. maybe less, depends on how prechat behaves and whether he got his tea ready or not
@zanard33
Жыл бұрын
Technically, he still is. Until you give him scotch.
@wisdumcube
Жыл бұрын
You know the story was wild if Vesper says "I will not elaborate", considering the stories he does elaborate on.
@guiltyspark7308
Жыл бұрын
Embarrassing KZitemr / VTuber stories: 1) Fauna - “I had hairy arms when I was in middle-school.” 2) Mika - “the doctors took my anal virginity.” 3) Vesper - “I was naked in public” 4) Terroriser - “I took laxatives when I was sleeping and threw a ball of poop at my door.” 5) Nogla - “I shat myself when I was Seven.”
@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477
Жыл бұрын
Wait hold up. Step back, Mika WHAT????
@guiltyspark7308
Жыл бұрын
@@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477 Mika told a story where she was getting a colonoscopy and the doctors gave her lemon juice with laxatives in it so that they can see her bowels, and she said that the doctors told her to drink all of it but she only drank half of it because of how gross it is and how much stuff she was defecating. So during the operation, Mika said they put a tube up her butt and put the rest of the laxatives in there and she said something like “their taking my anal virginity away from me.”
@luxraydarkrai
Жыл бұрын
@@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477 phrasing, but the general gist of it was Mika visited a gynecologist
@bassbusterx
Жыл бұрын
Sharts can happen at any age
@redline841
Жыл бұрын
Holy based Nolga remembrancer
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
Жыл бұрын
Being in broad daylight naked is literally like a nightmare you'd have as a kid, and this man actually lived it😂
@-Raylight
Жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of Grandpa and his wild stories, he's never run out of it xD
@dammit3048
Жыл бұрын
I shouldn't be surprised. I should 100% expect this. I should have known this would have been one of the potential things to happen to mr "woke up in another state" but I still can't help but go what the absolute fuck. How is he alive?
@guilherme5094
Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, a guy who helps you in such a situation like that instantly becomes family.
@thesimpnations8283
Жыл бұрын
Why was he ass naked in a bush in the first place????
@viktoryque7531
Жыл бұрын
this new season of Naked and Afraid sounds lit
@omegazero6082
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bully incident TBH
@exudeku
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is literally a Floridian Amelia
@schmushschroom3873
Жыл бұрын
He's 28 right? Sometime I wonder if Vesper really the same age as me or my life is just so incredibly dull, because i could never imagine myself in all kind of the situations he was in ever. Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing tbh.
@3rdRate-cq3rj
Жыл бұрын
Like irl age? I think he's around mid thirties last time I check before he was reincarnated to Hololive
@luka188
Жыл бұрын
"28"
@starsgears9200
Жыл бұрын
The forbidden knowledge says he's 28 season 8 or 9.
@darius5066
Жыл бұрын
I'm 34, based on the stories he tells he's at least as old as I am. Cellphones were kind of around, but they were rare and not seen as an essential item for kids to have like they are today. I was in 10th or 11th grade when the iPhone first came out.
@orangefanta9987
Жыл бұрын
@@darius5066 he said his age before im sure he said 34 idr but it was 30 somthing.
@zanard33
Жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining Vesper in that Ace Ventura scene crying in the shower naked.
@ThatLenny0
Жыл бұрын
What did he mean by this
@Juhno
Жыл бұрын
I feel kinship with Vesper. Stuff has happened when I was a kid...and a teenager...and a university student... I've never been stabbed, tho. One near miss.
@captainonomatopoeia
Жыл бұрын
Man… guys have some… questionable friends… from Magni’s friends betraying him and leaving hate comments on his live debut to Bettel’s friend open palm slapping his face to the point eardrum ruptured to Vesper’s friend leaving him completely naked for the entire day…. No wonder dudes have trust issues with other dudes.
@cartoonmaster-2
Жыл бұрын
Wasn't that Hakka with the ruptured eardrum?
@TakoTemp
Жыл бұрын
Ma Gramps tell another one of the wierd story again
@SorairoNanashi
Жыл бұрын
Vesper living the Grand Blue life.
@waskithonugroho3955
Жыл бұрын
imagine waking naked in front of the classroom
@burnoutcat2387
Жыл бұрын
-hides rice -owns a spear -was naked in a bush for some reason *Wtf is this dude? I mean it's great but wtf.
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
Ves: pshhh hey you over there. Could you find xxx and let him pull me out of this.
@YourTypicalMental
Жыл бұрын
I would not believe him one for second if I did not know about his January trip to Japan.
@radioactive1014
Жыл бұрын
Gramps did GTA character switch irl lmao
@togek1ss
Жыл бұрын
wdhmbi
@inanimatesum4945
Жыл бұрын
How would he have a cell phone if he found himself butt naked anyway? Lol Where would he even-
@lethalweaboo8662
Жыл бұрын
We need an Ame interview
@Spedatr0n
Жыл бұрын
Oh gramps
@steelblake
Жыл бұрын
Why every story he tells makes him look like floridaman
@Xuch
Жыл бұрын
this guy was fr a caveman hahaha
@bilegttsolmon6027
Жыл бұрын
Now that's a way to start a video for sure
@NoSkill.x
Жыл бұрын
imagine having friends to call
@xaytaytortot2540
Жыл бұрын
JAMIROQUAI HAT
@bander-Coolb
Жыл бұрын
Florida man moment
@Wenzan3pm
Жыл бұрын
I can't think of any scenario if how will this happen outside of being bullied or getting mugged
@dannyd.9932
Жыл бұрын
Florida/10
@_Mushroom_boy_
Жыл бұрын
This man is still pretty young but he seems very so fucking old at the same time because he went throught every single expérience you can imagine in a single life time
@Rye042
Жыл бұрын
Damn, gramps got PTSD in the 90's... lmao
@Zeryther
Жыл бұрын
if you don't know anything about him, this clip tells you everything you need to know about Vesper
@akai9-ball404
Жыл бұрын
Average weakest veteran in florida
@kokorochacarero8003
Жыл бұрын
0:28 you
@drlemon7729
Жыл бұрын
"Don't say it-"
@captainonomatopoeia
Жыл бұрын
Vesper might be older than Marine… 😂
@ceresbane
Жыл бұрын
He was a minor. He wouldnt have gone to jail. Might have gotten shot or lynched tho depending on who sees him
@anjingbabi4468
Жыл бұрын
Wait. He said "this is before cellphone". And he was in highschool. How old is he wtf. In 2005 i already had one and i was in highschool as well.
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