If you think I'm going to skip a segment called "Funny fleshlight talk", think again
@originalcomment4818
3 жыл бұрын
No :)
@TheDarkhoof
3 жыл бұрын
No kek
@HuffdrewPaint
3 жыл бұрын
Streamer Who Bathes In Pepsi Says Fast Food Unhealthy
@googleuser9383
3 жыл бұрын
Joel 2021: "Fast food has like 0 nutritional value" Yeah, joel? No nutritional value? Like rocks? Why do people get fat then? On a serious note, there was a scientist presenting the donut diet. Calorie counting is everything.
@LilUFO9499
3 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser9383 calorie counting has a big role but you're not gonna get the necessary stuff not to crumble appart health wise with a diet based only on calorie counting, you also have to take in consideration your daily consumption of protein, fat, carbs, vitamins, etc.. I feel like if I only ate fast food, donuts and bread while counting calories, i'd eventually turn into a pile of dust from lacking proper nutrition
@moose8846
3 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser9383 dude calm the fuck down. Its a youtube comment section
@Star_Mans_Legacy
3 жыл бұрын
@@moose8846 I think it was just a joke.. I think.. Shit now I don’t know hehe
@fabioveronese9715
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the possibilities: your lady friend wants to get down and you come in all hitman-like with a steel suitcase and start masterfully assembling your glizzy This is the future, old man
@fabioveronese9715
3 жыл бұрын
@Utan Namn now *that* is a frussy moment I love the thesaurus bestowed upon us by joel
@niftymoth723
3 жыл бұрын
This comment makes me thankful to have english as a first language.
@niftymoth723
3 жыл бұрын
@spindletea I think it's the fact that this would be gibberish to anyone who isn't fluent
@kackers
3 жыл бұрын
"Funny fleshlight talk (skip this segment)" bold of you to assume i don't come to the streams for the fleshfunny
@JomasterTheSecond
3 жыл бұрын
We've evolved from Fecal Funny to Foreskin Funny, gamers.
@trans-rights
3 жыл бұрын
Smegma funny
@axonaxonaxon
3 жыл бұрын
@@trans-rights smegma silly
@travosk8668
3 жыл бұрын
Gamer mode: Activated
@BierBart12
3 жыл бұрын
From Humus Humorous to Phallic Phunny
@cornwoman-lv4vb
3 жыл бұрын
this video should be included with every happy meal
@Star_Mans_Legacy
3 жыл бұрын
This would be the best surprise inside
@aila6814
2 жыл бұрын
it should replace the apple slices.
@radiofish5649
3 жыл бұрын
Joel‘s Swedish leaking out his brain while unloading a machine gun on Spongebob’s house is the magnum opus.
@googleuser9383
3 жыл бұрын
TBH the useless gun was a way worse design choice than the gun in the alien game. i HATE useless guns in games.
@rampantmutt9119
3 жыл бұрын
HVAD FANDEN
@SomeGuy_Somewhere
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately my mind when straight to classic pewdiepie
@user-BadUsername
Жыл бұрын
@@googleuser9383emotional support guns
@meowthgamer8466
3 жыл бұрын
at 18:20 when Joel talks about taking a bottle/cup of coke left by someone, i was reminded that in 2nd grade while waiting for bus there was like almost a whole mcdonalds cup of fanta left ontop of a trash can and i just took it thinking "wowiee free fanta" and drunk it while the bus arrived. I think i did it a few more times after that... surprised how i'm still alive lmao
@moose8846
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO i love this
@heyitshedgie
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, free Fanta is a rare thing; can't blame ya for capitalising on the moment
@Boogrequiem
2 жыл бұрын
My dad once left a Dr Pepper bottle filled with spit out dip and my dumbass 2 year old brain thought “ OH WOW DR PEPPER” so I took a sip and later my dad found me in the floor as green as a goblin with the Dr Pepper bottle next to me and he had to take me to the hospital to make sure I was fine
@mindknives86
2 жыл бұрын
oh gosh, when i was a kid my dad emptied a pan full of grease into a coke can and left it on the counter and me being a child who loved anything sugary i drank it and ended up spitting it out in the sink and never trusting anything he put on the counter again D:
@sterpogamer7958
10 ай бұрын
get so many diseases & drugs in the system, they all fight and cancel eachother out
@DannyO007
3 жыл бұрын
>"skip this segment" Alright, this is the segment I need to go out of my way to watch then.
@UltimateThanos
3 жыл бұрын
Overachiever!
@Jack_Woods
2 жыл бұрын
It's the best fucking part of the stream I love hearing Joel talk about this stuff with chat
@duzziewuzzie4388
3 жыл бұрын
When trying to scare Joel with aliens... Rule 1: Never give him a gun
@LikaLaruku
3 жыл бұрын
Cause of death: Coke in freezer. "Don't hold in that fart, or you will have a bloody shart."
@Mokujo
3 жыл бұрын
Joel mentioning how McDonald's used to be like a theme park hit me too hard... The magic is gone, bros...
@kinnikuboneman
3 жыл бұрын
The Cheeseburgers are still pretty much the same
@christianheadley556
3 жыл бұрын
I blame Isreal
@sandmaneyes
3 жыл бұрын
Grimace lives on in our hearts, brothers.
@UltimateThanos
3 жыл бұрын
"The magic" was just nonce bait. Fuck it.
@Mokujo
3 жыл бұрын
@@UltimateThanos shut up
@twistedverse5873
3 жыл бұрын
Joel with the last demo: okay okay not bad, now here's how you impr- *gets a run ability and a gun* Joel: aaaaaaaaand ruined, let's buy it in a week lol
@ShippoFoxD
3 жыл бұрын
That final game *CHHCHH* OO-WAH-AH-AHAH. SKEEDOWTZ GITZDOWM WIV ZEE ZICKNESS
@googleuser9383
3 жыл бұрын
^-- Joel in every other video
@rampantmutt9119
3 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed when the aliens ran towards you and started kicking in your head.
@pieminator6969
3 жыл бұрын
Watches Joel Stream, remembered I need to buy some groceries. Came back home. Jobel still talks about foony flashlights.
@rolandkatsuragi
3 жыл бұрын
1:13:00 KZitem keeps removing the links to the article but the man's name is Malcom MacDonald
@LikaLaruku
3 жыл бұрын
"That demo has everything I hate in a horror game... I can't wait to play the whole thing!"
@usuariogenerico1199
3 жыл бұрын
This is the last time i go to McDonkies, they fuckin put ghost in burger.
@hypnotised-clover
2 жыл бұрын
I'm NOT going to eat MCDONKEY BURGER with GHOST >:(
@Not_Slim_Shady
2 жыл бұрын
I will now go see Kentucky fried man.
@otakunthevegan4206
2 жыл бұрын
GHOST STOLE MY MONEY! COME BACK THATS MY MONEY!
@HyperrealisticLuigi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Not_Slim_Shady Kentucky man has zombie in burger
@theluiginoidperson1097
3 жыл бұрын
Don't you just love it when the Bikini Bottom Police Department storms a sponge's house with a *whole ass assault rifle?*
@ghhn4505
3 жыл бұрын
In all fairness the game kinda proves they were in the right to feel the need to bring the big guns
@moose8846
3 жыл бұрын
He's already full of holes lmao
@44444444443333333222
3 жыл бұрын
This man laughs at "horror" games, but then proceeds to peak his microphone at a jpeg of a little grey alien.
@jabba7457
3 жыл бұрын
im so upset that skeedwad died 😨😭
@geckowonderful
3 жыл бұрын
Aw hell nah they kilt my mans squeetard 😓
@anon20
3 жыл бұрын
Skodwarde
@AC3electrosphere
3 жыл бұрын
aw hell nah skidwarts
@LilUFO9499
3 жыл бұрын
I still can't beblib that skuidderd dieded
@travismattias2325
3 жыл бұрын
Ah hell nawh, dey dun killt skwiidweed
@RampantLeaf
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, whoever made that Ronald McDonald game put a lot of effort into grocery labels.
@FranciumBoron
8 ай бұрын
Those were already made assets, I think.
@matieubissonnette3212
3 жыл бұрын
That specific segment should be called the smegment
@tabithajax
2 жыл бұрын
haram
@eloso2225
3 жыл бұрын
O.V.N.I Abduction only lacked Disturbed's The Sickness to be a 10/10
@ProgrammerInProgress
3 жыл бұрын
The happy meal prize was inside of us all along.
@oOo0oOo0oOo
Жыл бұрын
ER Doctor: "Right, you 'fell' on the Beyblade. I gotcha. 😉"
@spimpsmacker6422
3 жыл бұрын
Mcdonald's really threw Ronald under the bus, because apparently "clowns are creepy" even though the mascots they replaced him with are infinitely more disturbing to look at.
@bluemagician9724
Ай бұрын
Are you talking about the Minion ripoff in the skin of a Happy Meal Nvm Joel just said it and someone even pointed out that it looks like a Minion Frankly I'm not sure why they wouldn't make kids afraid of happy meals
@BierBart12
3 жыл бұрын
Where I live, fast food is quite a lot more expensive than just getting a giant 2€ bag of pasta or rice with a big bunch of canned vegetables for 5€ and just eating that for the rest of the month. One of those tiny 6cm cheeseburgers from McD's cost 2€ alone, but damn, I need like 4 of those to be full
@SmeddyTooBestChannel
3 жыл бұрын
Ovni Abduction, or: Joel's Heart Shatters Into A Million Pieces
@dogearflopper7011
3 жыл бұрын
Some nice alien exposure therapy for Joel.
@yiff
3 жыл бұрын
1:42:40 enormous jumpscare warning when Joel goes to the door 1:44:45 minor jumpscare after "what if marcianito is in this"
@failedabortion1894
3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
3 жыл бұрын
Joel: "McDonalds Happy Meals came with carrots when I was a kid." *_Joel Actually Lives In The Actual Christian Hell Confirmed On Stream!!_*
@opiumpilled
3 жыл бұрын
Did they not come with carrots for you?
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
3 жыл бұрын
@@opiumpilled If they did, I never knew about it. I know you could ask for apple slices, but _carrots?_ This may just be me being american, but getting your kid a Happy Meal with carrots in place of fries should put you on some kind of list- like, how is that _not_ child abuse?!
@johnnothe
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 yeah, same here. My happy meal always came with fries and chicky nuggies
@marlowarlo3558
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 you can get carrot sticks in the UK as one of the options, maybe it’s just more of a European thing?
@Mc.Scrumpy
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Joel is a wild and crazy guy in that opening lol
@ThumperMinerUnion
3 жыл бұрын
1:15:22 Sponge: *The bomb has been planted* The Bikini Bottom Police: Spams their gunfire at his house*
@incorporealnuance
3 жыл бұрын
when I saw O.VN.I. associated with alien experiments, I got flashbacks to finding nsfw art of disney Stitch aliens by accident years ago
@eddiemudie952
3 жыл бұрын
I love these archives because I am typically too drunk to remember Spooky Saturday
@louismc536
3 жыл бұрын
God I love the spooky Saturday series
@TallTapper
3 жыл бұрын
ablieons, ronaldo mcdonnel and sponga
@racheltiffany9892
3 жыл бұрын
I swear to shit whenever joel does that gross ass "gulping" sound it makes me gag
@jacinath
3 жыл бұрын
RRRRRRRRONALDINIO SOCXERBALLL
@TallTapper
3 жыл бұрын
hahahahhaha
@jacinath
3 жыл бұрын
@@TallTapper Thanks man
@jacm4150
3 жыл бұрын
34:34 *he's just vibin*
@Angel-jd7df
3 жыл бұрын
even though ive watched streams on youtube for years. this was the first stream i got to catch live. glad to see it up uploaded and relive the laughs
@pajamapantsjack5874
3 жыл бұрын
Can the 17 minutes of pp talk get uploaded to the main channel
@ulqinaku8471
3 жыл бұрын
he’s lazy
@Rory-ruaidhri
3 жыл бұрын
In a perfect universe this would be true
@moose8846
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I had somehow missed a spooky Saturday, but I actually intentionally left the stream because of the intro 🤣
@117Haseo
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for continuing this series its always a treat.
@FranciumBoron
8 ай бұрын
For those who don't know, OVNI is the French version of UFO (Objet volant non identifié).
@RoseOfNight
8 ай бұрын
Also in spanish (Objeto Volador No Identificado)
@FranciumBoron
8 ай бұрын
@@RoseOfNight Ah, yes. Makes sense since both languages are similar.
@mangoruby1357
3 жыл бұрын
Why is Joel just always fucking funny. Like everything that comes out of his mouth is funny as fuck
@ilovesmosh2012
3 жыл бұрын
I peed when I watched this. Was good.
@twistedverse5873
3 жыл бұрын
Get off the toilet, Gondonka, your family misses you.
@hypnotised-clover
2 жыл бұрын
Prove it!
@guano7173
3 жыл бұрын
*God gives man a massive world record dong* "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
@infernaltourist9601
3 жыл бұрын
Expand Dong
@TiiAye
3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else think the jack ass party boy theme lined up really well with Ronald’s cackling
@ChilliDogDave
3 жыл бұрын
5:00 they call this the: SEX 2 EXPANSION PAK
@reroll0825
Жыл бұрын
Let me add as a preface to the story: I love Sega and Nintendo. I bought over the Christmas Steam sale that Sega pack with Bass Pro Fishing, Sonic, etc. Never tried Bass Pro Fishing before, but booted it up, and I heard amazing music from the diary section of the game. Now, either rather fortunate or unfortunate, I'm still entirely unsure, I heard this music as Joel was talking about people's 'johnsons' paraphernalia.
@MelancholyOll13
3 жыл бұрын
McDougal’s and youUuUuUuUu
@oscarisambard
3 жыл бұрын
i never knew just how good some of joel's spongebob character impressions were until now
@NotOnLand
3 жыл бұрын
It's not P.T. it's E.T.
@turkeygod6665
3 жыл бұрын
No no, its PT
@seth599
3 жыл бұрын
Good to be back to the Spooky Saturdays. :))
@rolandkatsuragi
3 жыл бұрын
7:08 That myth has been disproven Joel. The penis isn't designed to to absorb blood like that.
@cleverstudios4565
3 жыл бұрын
Joel's specialty, espousing shit he knows nothing about... but we all love him.
@dreamEnd
3 жыл бұрын
1:53:11 OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
@DschinghisEli
Жыл бұрын
2:01 “Is Grimace still kicking” oh if only he knew
@morganwest2873
2 жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of the grandad intro
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
3 жыл бұрын
🎶 Egg, sausage, muffin, it all goes in the freezer, Mcdonald`s and youuu! :D 🎵
@alonzohedgehog
3 жыл бұрын
This stream is probably the funniest yet
@mawrak
3 жыл бұрын
check the Bathroom
@Vok250
3 жыл бұрын
Joel:. "One more try" Video: 1 hour and 20 minutes remaining
@ARWENPUPPY
3 жыл бұрын
1:53:08 easily the funniest part
@jed4110
3 жыл бұрын
Jobel
@slightlymoistguyfieri6070
3 жыл бұрын
Came here for spooky games but first 30 minutes he’s talking about flesh-lights
@Sonicbladez
3 жыл бұрын
I need one of those Expansion Packs.
@rolandkatsuragi
3 жыл бұрын
55:55 Which is exactly why they did it
@cayniner
3 жыл бұрын
ah yes. five nights at freddy's
@sdxq
3 жыл бұрын
joel you spicy meatball you dont have to create a new wish account just delete the chrome cache
@squishthebean
3 жыл бұрын
Why don’t you tweet when you’re going to stream anymore joel? :( I keep missing these gems live 💔
@truenorthender2917
3 жыл бұрын
If you have the Twitch app on your phone, you can activate push notifications to be notified when he's live. (:
@rixius1005
3 жыл бұрын
What I learned today: Coke is a vegetable.
@Toastandtea682
3 жыл бұрын
Just been watching they hunger..I'm a new fan, very funny
@emilytheuncoollady7676
3 жыл бұрын
Funny Lightflesh
@GamayObera
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking on Squidward, I heard that one recent episode from Speng was not released in DVD/VOD because of unintentional *Corongo* references. Like, *lost episodes* of audiovisual media still can be lost in 2021.
@FarfromTile
3 жыл бұрын
the episode got leaked anyway lel
@growlie2676
3 жыл бұрын
Also speaking of Squidward, we need another Squidward based horror game where you're playing as Squilliam Fancyson going into Squidward's house for, reasons, and getting stalked by an Evil Squidward.
@donnaabbott2079
5 ай бұрын
16:30 that dude flexes with a comedic bo-oi-oing sound effect
@99JayTaz99
Жыл бұрын
18:00 one time i went to the movies with my friends, and when the movie was over, we noticed that there was a tray with a bunch of nachos and popcorn on the seats to our right, and my friend, without even stoping to think for a second, grabbed the tray and just started feasting, as we left the room we noticed a couple going into the room we were just in, i like to think they forgot their food and my friend left them without popcorn and nachos
@TheOmegaGamer
3 жыл бұрын
I do believe that the OVNI Abduction game creator is French because OVNI is the french term used for UFOs
@churupinha3510
3 жыл бұрын
But it's also the Portuguese and Spanish term for UFOs though.
@kinnikuboneman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the dev is spanish, that's the only other language available
@PolyesterMoustache
3 жыл бұрын
I love how in the Ronald game all of the models and graphics are surprisingly good, except for the Ronald model itself which looks like absolute shit
@detectiverowlet3510
3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when we let them put fucking ghost in burger
@Jack_Woods
2 жыл бұрын
Joel: *Plays any game* KZitem: FIVE NIGT FEDY
@TomatoSauceKing
3 жыл бұрын
Oh nei, squidward sat on Chinese office chair
@GlamMetalX
3 жыл бұрын
That shit Ronald game. It didn't even say you win at the end.
@eye.mwatching
3 жыл бұрын
Oh the grand dad intro remind me of signal simulator. i miss it
@usserywea1997
3 жыл бұрын
1:35:56 M A R C I A N I T O
@miayoung8679
Жыл бұрын
5:33 missed opportunity to say “expand dong” 💀
@BigHighWarGodBandos
3 жыл бұрын
never in my life did i think id say this but, "i need mom joel in my life!"
@BigHighWarGodBandos
3 жыл бұрын
25:48
@RootDragon04
3 жыл бұрын
Good stream, but now il have to water my cactus.
@PumaPantalones
3 жыл бұрын
Extend-o-girth for that "thook" moment.
@TheloniasBrowntail
3 жыл бұрын
25:31 In Ronald Land, they sell Buff beer, in Shelbyville, they sell Fubb
@ghhn4505
3 жыл бұрын
When a fucking game about Ronald McDonald is scarier than your spooky alien horror game, you know you fucked up.
@Benzination
3 жыл бұрын
"The game is out now lets get it!" Something isn't right here.
@colefrick
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but... OBS streaming from the Xsplit source? That seems like you’re adding steps and I’ve never heard of such a setup.
@kinnikuboneman
3 жыл бұрын
It's because his mic doesn't work well with Xsplit
@SamJDH
5 ай бұрын
I want VineSauce Joel
@SimulatedGoat
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to ZZ Top lol.
@spaghettigodoriginalmedia
3 жыл бұрын
Joel needs to see the ronald Macdonald chasing kids through the woods to give them a burger.
@darklordumbreon
9 ай бұрын
Revisting this 2 years later as a Mcdonald worker I'd be impressed if my mcdonalds resembled a supermarket lol
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