Imagine if the goalie made a save, he'd be sent straight to the penalty box somewhere in Siberia.
@meiksa1234
2 жыл бұрын
true
@waynenicko7473
2 жыл бұрын
So true!!!
@Kasanovasosa
2 жыл бұрын
Sent to the gulag 😂
@vladimirruzicka2472
2 жыл бұрын
gol putin stanga !
@PeterCechvala
2 жыл бұрын
Or he could have him killed.
@Amnpaterson
3 жыл бұрын
This is like watching those make a wish kids get a touchdown
@earlpottinger671
3 жыл бұрын
The make-a-wish kids play harder than this.
@jere.nurkka
3 жыл бұрын
Oh is that shit fake too? Damn
@earlpottinger671
3 жыл бұрын
@@jere.nurkka Goalie may fake it, but the make-a-wish kids are trying their very best. Putin on the other hand looks like an old man skating around while the pucks are handed to him. The real Russian games my Dad made me see in the past would had killed him if he had to play in them. I bet that real hockey fans in Russia had to prevent themselves from vomiting while watching their games being debased like this.
@earlpottinger671
3 жыл бұрын
Compare this game to this: kzitem.info?search_query=hockey+canada+vs+russia
@microtechmachineshop
2 жыл бұрын
Classic comment
@NathanLipetz
3 жыл бұрын
i love how everyone stops playing when he gets the puck
@MattyIcecubes
2 жыл бұрын
The sole objective of everyone on the ice is to get the puck to him.
@telestix6606
2 жыл бұрын
@@MattyIcecubes yes on both teams
@ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT
2 жыл бұрын
Watch this at 1.5x speed, you’re welcome
@user-oc1rn3ft1b
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT He selected Normal difficulty when he started to play. 1.5x speed its Extreme difficulty. :))))
@jean-marccloutier4309
2 жыл бұрын
Oscar goes to the Goalie, made the dives look good.
@bobduato4404
3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit ever. If the goalie was actually trying he would have been poisoned probably
@DrCockNBalls
3 жыл бұрын
That name and profile pic. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@IzakD8
2 жыл бұрын
I love how after every goal the goalie tries to sell it like, "oh darn, how did I miss that?"
@Oldmanflyfishing
2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually embarrassed for him. It’s like dad letting you win because you’re the kid and he’s the adult
@knightwatchman
2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Putin is so fast and so good he makes all the other players look like they are standing still. Wait a minute ... THEY ARE STANDING STILL !!!
@hockey_prodz1192
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@larrylee6397
Жыл бұрын
@@hockey_prodz1192 OMG! Good post, made me LOL!!!
@AskRemy
Жыл бұрын
lol
@Stead3111
3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. It's like hockey in slow motion .
@Sebiq6
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@vaclavpoustka1019
Жыл бұрын
Ideal speed is about 1,5x
@lancelowery4027
2 жыл бұрын
Watching this makes me feel like the world is even crazier than most people comprehend.
@travismesser2011
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. It’s scary.
@WiiGADuval
3 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a KHL team actually sign Putin. What a way to guarantee a championship!
@FilFootball3
2 жыл бұрын
But if they play for real with putin you guarantee some deaths
@johnkurtz7705
3 жыл бұрын
Having a blind goalie was a good idea
@pestiitaajs
3 жыл бұрын
blind goalie would save more :D
@pushkinchopin
3 жыл бұрын
You probably didn't notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose; I also checked that in the previous years' games it was the case too. It should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals. Being blind would serve no purpose.
@tom0900060
3 жыл бұрын
You prolly couldn't get off your fat ass when you reach 68 year old so stfu
@pushkinchopin
3 жыл бұрын
tom0900060 when I’m 68 I still hope to have my sanity as most of the people of that age do (unlike pukin) regardless of the physical conditions. And I would not try to pretend I’m a great hockey player when I’m barely skating, and the other 11 players are helping me in my goal to be a “great” player who scores more than the rest of the team consisting of former star players combined. And I wouldn’t hire a team of commentators to convey the same message to the 140m that would be forced to watch my public humiliation.
@johnkurtz7705
3 жыл бұрын
@@tom0900060 I'm older than that. Did a marathon last year. Bully
@Kingofsweaters
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, imagine some guy just doesn't give a shit about his life anymore and just full-on rocks Putin with a body check
@whitestguyuknow
3 жыл бұрын
Lol it would be a matter of it they want to be poisoned or tortured until death
@kujo7777
3 жыл бұрын
He would be a legend
@howardsharpe2104
2 жыл бұрын
I'd pay to see that
@quinlankelly4574
2 жыл бұрын
That would be a good thing now
@neme6ben
2 жыл бұрын
@@XxByePolarxX wanna rethink on ur comment now? Lets wish it happens badly lol
@austing.8870
2 жыл бұрын
Someone get that goalie an Oscar
@screamingbanana4391
2 жыл бұрын
Then slap him
@sammy4538
2 жыл бұрын
No need really... that goalie already got to keep his life, no oscar can match that. Can only imagine how relieved he was afterwards, that he was able to dodge so many shots, and Putin did not miss the goal or hit post... with bit of bad luck, we would never have heard of this goalie again Defencemen also... if they would do something, their family members wouldn't see each others ever again, they seem to understand it well.
@pavelvolkov710
2 жыл бұрын
@@sammy4538 не пишите больше. Бред свой.
@jacksondavey379
2 жыл бұрын
@@pavelvolkov710 he’s allowed to post lol
@teddymills1
2 жыл бұрын
Is not that Igor Shersterkin ? Top 2 goalie in the NHL ? Dang that 11.
@JacksonWalter735
3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one in the NHL signing this talented man? He would be the clear #1 pick if he ever wants to declare for the draft.
@simokovanen3138
3 жыл бұрын
Players that are 25 or older cannot be picked, they are free to sign without draft.
@Le-Sun
2 жыл бұрын
He also has the goalies not blocked them and he where a diff helmet so they know who to pass and not body check
@MattyIcecubes
2 жыл бұрын
My Blue Jackets desperately need this guy. I'm calling it right now, 11 straight Stanley Cups if we can get him. This guy only needs 3 years to break Gretzky's record.
@professionalboycottservice7872
2 жыл бұрын
They NHL get send to Gulag if they sign Putin
@mymonitor1348
2 жыл бұрын
He makes way more stealing from the people of Russia.
@zt1788
3 жыл бұрын
That goalie sure know how to keep himself out of the Gulags. Keep missing those saves, champ!
@pushkinchopin
3 жыл бұрын
Notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose - it should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals, and for other players when to step out. Very subtle.
@MKPolovanec
2 жыл бұрын
This summarizes Russia.
@stalagmite2248
3 жыл бұрын
They're actually all terrified of him lmao
@simokovanen3138
3 жыл бұрын
haha yeah, they are not acting, thats true fear LOL
@howardsharpe2104
2 жыл бұрын
Lol he holds the stadium hostage
@BrandonIslander
Жыл бұрын
I don't know why everyone is joking about this. His ability to see the ice, make plays and score goals is beautiful
@alohajoe98
3 жыл бұрын
He's like that amazing golfer from North Korea...I forget his name...who shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life.
@gateris2888
3 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-Il
@nillejoslin
2 жыл бұрын
That's what I call true talent!
@KingDomsKingdom85
2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@fabioartoscassone9305
2 жыл бұрын
@@nillejoslin well. do u know trump, to win a tournament, play AGAINST Melania?
@nillejoslin
2 жыл бұрын
@@fabioartoscassone9305 Not sure how Trump came into this discussion, but he is a quite good golfer that can break 80 regularly. Tiger, Rory and a few more have mentioned it.
@kingfields9688
3 жыл бұрын
He is like that little brother that wants to play but you say no but your mom tells you to let him play 🤣🤣
@ARTURSIRBE1
2 жыл бұрын
Putins record in the russian hockey hall of fame 10,000 goals 0 assists 0 penalties.
@Shadow-te2qb
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😁🇷🇺💪💝
@rokuronzoni6274
2 жыл бұрын
The goalie is like, "well, fuck my save percentage"
@eihelvet3
2 жыл бұрын
He made the right choice and decided to improve his survival% instead
@fabioartoscassone9305
2 жыл бұрын
@@eihelvet3 saving his own life,...
@Hail2Pitt412
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who noticed he was like a stone wall with his reactions after scoring? Dude didn’t even a crack a smile.
@whitestguyuknow
3 жыл бұрын
He has to act like he's been there before nbd
@maxharkins4381
3 жыл бұрын
cuz hes too good. its everyday for him hes just that skilled
@villamjoe87
3 жыл бұрын
He can't. It's the side effect of botox
@howardsharpe2104
2 жыл бұрын
@@villamjoe87 I spit out my drink😂
@Mr.BonusHole
2 жыл бұрын
Because deep down he has to know how pathetic this is
@TheRealMasonYoung
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has actually been on the ice before, I have to give him props. I don't know how it's even possible to be that slow on skates..
@derekkalinosky3477
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he just can't skate. He hits that top corner pretty consistently, I've seen men's leaguers do way worse of hitting the net.
@whelp8321
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen four year olds who still cling to the wall skate faster than him
@AskRemy
Жыл бұрын
lmfao
@21Tuface
3 жыл бұрын
The Goalie sure knows how to let goals in. He had good trainings for this special event 😂
@mikec1714
2 жыл бұрын
Is Putin the only one in the arena who doesn’t realize nobody is trying when he gets the puck
@joeq.public281
2 жыл бұрын
I think he actually believes he has the skill and scored those goals due to his talent. 😂
@whitestguyuknow
3 жыл бұрын
I don't see what's so cringe. I mean, *obviously* a near 70 year old man would fucking roast these all stars. People just can't handle the raw unadulterated skill
@user-tv2dw5wb4j
2 жыл бұрын
Soviet Union never collapsed. Just changed names.
@acolling3027
Жыл бұрын
Look at the names on his teammates' jerseys: Slava Fetisov, Pavel Bure, Alexei Kasatonov to name a few...all NHL legends now reduced to helping an aging little dictator maintain his ego.
@joelfortier5508
3 жыл бұрын
Feels like a dystopian hockey game
@blak010110110
3 жыл бұрын
Except that this is really happening
@karlwedin5979
6 ай бұрын
It is a dystopian hockey game.
@wdsa7129
2 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how everyone just stops playing once Putin has the puck
@mlhsports914
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the commentators yell after each goal like it was some crazy shit to win a game in overtime
@TheRealMasonYoung
2 жыл бұрын
I am DAMN IMPRESSED by this goalies ability to adjust and make sure he doesn't interfere with the puck. Putin better be paying that guy well.
@mick8982
2 жыл бұрын
03:03 sick defense mate
@ryanbarge4069
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@getsnipedhockey32
2 жыл бұрын
Man went full t-pose
@ssvinny2536
2 жыл бұрын
@@getsnipedhockey32 while backing up into the corner ... lol
@tashahuebner5484
2 жыл бұрын
Omg just watched that again a few times - am choking with laughter.
@Adam.Rushing
Жыл бұрын
Number 8 is great!
@sskkuuddrraa
3 жыл бұрын
Its like movie ''Dictator''. There was some olympic shit like this :D
@ddddoc7078
3 жыл бұрын
"you block my score you go straight to ГУЛАГ"
@Habs1967
2 жыл бұрын
Путин >>>> гретски
@vinyllpreviews9462
9 ай бұрын
In Russia no penalty box, you get gulag, and instead of 5 minutes it's for life.
@flab3r
3 жыл бұрын
This is embarrassing.
@rihardspliska6398
3 жыл бұрын
noooo 😂😂😂😂😂 blind goalie and other bollywood actors. How this is different from North korea ‘show’?
@JackTheripper911
3 жыл бұрын
Because *Clearly* Putin is actually just this good! I mean he is making the other players look like they arent even trying!
@billboggs6641
2 жыл бұрын
Goalie and his family : we are gonna live forever
@douglasjohnston6446
2 жыл бұрын
He is the MVD. Most valuable Dictator
@MrTCB4O
3 жыл бұрын
This is sad xD
@whitestguyuknow
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@jekabskarklins
3 жыл бұрын
Look, the guards are afraid of the puck
@MattyIcecubes
2 жыл бұрын
I really wish this had English subtitles for the commentary.
@dinodinoslav
2 жыл бұрын
They say nothing special. Just commentary like normal KHL game. But they accent a few times that he is "the president of Russian federation".
@pjohnson179
Жыл бұрын
They do. Click on CC to turn on captions. Then in settings. AutoTranslate Russian to English.
@canles
3 жыл бұрын
Putin is the world's happiest make-a-wish kid.
@dylansalvin6420
2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 5:09 the defense from white just skates right in front and past putin like they are on the same team
@blackflower1424
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he does a spin sort of to stop. That's the same way I stopped when I was 5 or 6 and I couldn't get the hockey stop down yet
@jimmason1072
2 жыл бұрын
The announcers are the best.....the enthusiasm in the voices are so perfect....Vladimir is so tough his helmet was made form plastic that spent 3years in the chernobyl reactor just to be considered weaponized
@skinnybuddha8988
3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not that goalie
@avocadapancake5996
3 жыл бұрын
He did a pretty good job of appearing like he was trying to block tho. Cant look like you arent trying, but you also cant try.
@duckingcensorship1037
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not that good of an actor. dude deserves an award.
@marcusaurelius8439
3 жыл бұрын
LOL, the goalie was thinking siberia the entire time. He doesnt like the tundra winters apparently.
@rojo31
3 жыл бұрын
anyone notice hes the only one with a white helmet?? if u even stick check him you go to prison lol
@dementiajoesmokesnewports6633
3 жыл бұрын
The undisputed GOAT. Step aside Wayne Gretzky.
@ianmoss20102010
2 жыл бұрын
that goalie has great skill in looking like he's making an effort and being able to miss the puck. can you imagine the pressure he was under.
@martincamenzuli4774
2 жыл бұрын
Love the fist pumps like his goals were legit. haha
@samsaunders6177
3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of them karate instructor's that push people over with out touching them
@cmenomore8119
2 жыл бұрын
Big respect to the goalie how he managed to get out of the way or to lead the puck carefully into the goal despite Putins unpredictable shots. I feel is prayers by watching 😂😂😂
@vinyllpreviews9462
9 ай бұрын
Amazing what someone can do when your loved ones are tied up and held at gunpoint, and your told nothing will happen to them as long as Putin scores 8 goals.
@xEightMoreThan92
3 жыл бұрын
I heard he even performed at the halftime show
@LordOfTheBored
2 жыл бұрын
With his smash hit: vla-vla-vladimir, don´t give a shit ´bout global Мир
@hammerhead9065
3 жыл бұрын
It's a tough job for the opponent team. has to try their best to make putin score while pretending to be competetive
@skiddy3715
2 жыл бұрын
If you ignore the fact nobody is touching him with a ten foot pole, dude’s got a pretty decent shot. The wrister from the dot wasn’t half bad
@villamjoe87
3 жыл бұрын
The goalie has lightening reflexes....he successfully gets out of the way of the puck. So awkward.....
@differentfins
2 жыл бұрын
Make a wish Foundation: "what is your wish Vladimir?" V.Putin: "I want to be a hockey star"
@differentfins
2 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside and ignoring the crimes against humanity his army is committing we must remember he is 70 years old. He moves pretty good for a senior citizen.
@JP-hh2tn
2 жыл бұрын
Putin is so fast that it seems like others would do nothing! :)
@EerieVonIII8574
2 жыл бұрын
He's not smiling after the goals cause he knows they're letting him win. To me that would be more insulting than anything.
@pavelvolkov710
2 жыл бұрын
Хоть один умный комментарий.
@BrentLeslie
Жыл бұрын
Putins the only one in the red with a white helmet, for easy recognition for some reason...
@1972vlado
2 жыл бұрын
not netflix not hbo, this is best comedy i ever seen. too much for my guts.
@kidaries19
2 жыл бұрын
Those guys are all afraid to get murdered 🤣
@denfoot1111
Жыл бұрын
The audacity to have the team have 9 goals and you have 8 of em...only Putin
@edzedzedz
3 жыл бұрын
Hockey: Social distancing edition
@briansmith2836
3 жыл бұрын
He skates like a 5 year old girl
@whitestguyuknow
3 жыл бұрын
Or like a near 70 year old man
@anthonysaponaro6318
2 жыл бұрын
This aint Hockey dude ! This looks like figure skating
@suckyourgun5189
2 жыл бұрын
In REAL hockey you get a bench penalty for being "out of uniform". His helmet is white, like the other team, while his team wears red.
@qanadaheadlongs2618
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing talent. Every goal scored 2 metres ahead of the net. Ok he's gotta 300 shots and big chances but still 8 goals I ve never seen a player before who can find so much space infront the crease like him. 1.Gretzky 2.Lemieux 3.Putin
@tomasvykoukal3247
2 жыл бұрын
This hockey match is worse than 7 year old kids learning play hockey
@John-of8vr
Жыл бұрын
LOL at #8 in white at 3:06 skating backwards to avoid the gulag. LOL!
@nathanjohnson2382
3 жыл бұрын
Ovechkin take notes. Best goal scorer in the sport
@MovieFan13
2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing he thought this would be how taking Ukraine would go.
@willjenkofsky913
2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment hahah
@liveforever9888
2 жыл бұрын
Poor goalie didnt want to get sent to a gulag.
@ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT
2 жыл бұрын
Watch this at 1.5x speed, you’re welcome
@tpp27
2 жыл бұрын
i can't believe no nhl team drafted him. silky mitts putin.
@kmonty6188
2 жыл бұрын
I would be flat embarrassed to post this except for the comedic value
@XBoysAtWorkX
2 жыл бұрын
Can't skate or stick handle, but he actually has a decent shot.
@BackyardPix
3 жыл бұрын
He's also really good at salsa.
@ygorbrandao9867
Ай бұрын
QUE DEUS CONTINUE ABENÇOANDO A RÚSSIA SAUDAÇÕES DO BRASÍL 👍
@lukerisko7601
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone here after Putin is taking over the world?
@donmoroz5502
2 жыл бұрын
Notice how Putin wears a white helmet while his team mates were red ones. That's so the opposing goalie knows when Putin has the puck the goalie can whiff on the save allowing Putin to score. What a sad joke this is!
@darthollpheist1156
2 жыл бұрын
How does he not feel like the biggest loser in the world? I know that if I showed up to a game, and people were just letting me score because I'm famous and powerful, even though I have no skill.... I would feel the opposite. This guy would get smoked in the lowest level beer league. Not joking. He can barely stand up.
@stiv6242
Жыл бұрын
The sirens whenever he scores even sounds like air raid sirens
@paidrussiantroll1305
2 жыл бұрын
I love this man. The greatest hockey player ever. And he brought peace to Ukraine!
@PaulA-uz5tk
2 жыл бұрын
He needs a solid check from Ovechkin.
@georgebramstedt4895
2 жыл бұрын
They gave him a white helmet to make it easy to know who not to cover
@MadR0ckCliMa
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 The poor goalie was told before the game that if the puck touches him he will loose a body part per touch 🤣😂🤣
@LARDLOGO
Жыл бұрын
Brings back memories of practicing for the first time and all my teammates going easy.
@raybekers4884
3 жыл бұрын
Dynamo Riga need to offer a contract to Vladimir Putin, he's showing a class on the ice rink :D Cant believe people actually go and see this crap live :D
@maxharkins4381
3 жыл бұрын
naw this is better than the oscars not even kidding
@samueldubik4418
Жыл бұрын
1:03 this is actually impressive. The goalie had to really go out of his way to not stand in the way of puck
@MtHockey
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder why his helmet is white and the rest of his teammates are red? Did he forget his helmet at the palace?
@CallOfDutyxGamers
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he has to sit on the bench after every goal just huffing and puffing 🤣🤣
@Voota
2 жыл бұрын
i am crying how embarrassingly it is
@dreamsindigital2121
3 жыл бұрын
Goalie: "Ope! Missed again, shucks." 🤷♀️
@howardsharpe2104
2 жыл бұрын
Damn!! Putin's laser gets ya every time!!
@mikeobrien7189
3 жыл бұрын
The only one on his team wearing a white helmet???
@benoitbrouillette6481
2 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if a ref gave him a penalty
@potato2941
Жыл бұрын
Imaging starting a war with this type of command staff.
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