Such a diverse wardrobe for someone who never leaves home
@vedderman6740
2 жыл бұрын
Hes been quarenteening since 2014.
@cole5953
2 жыл бұрын
His office*
@bleh8789
2 жыл бұрын
@@cole5953 his mom's living room* (according to the podcast)
@shimavitz47
2 жыл бұрын
wife's clothes
@andrewraley8106
2 жыл бұрын
I thought you said divorce wardrobe
@stormicus
2 жыл бұрын
I swear I remember someone saying, "VOIP is awesome, its only a matter of time before General Sam makes a video and ruins it for everyone." The time has come.
@skrimper
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're right. I can't remember who said it but it's true
@definelogic4803
2 жыл бұрын
What’s funny is papa Sam taught me how to be a rat so well before voip, that I already did this to people
@AitrixModz
2 жыл бұрын
I mean i was already doin this shit lmao
@lotkf1
2 жыл бұрын
Player: "you sound like general sam..." Sam: "the jig is up! No witnesses!"
@AngusBeaph
2 жыл бұрын
It's fucking hilarious, but on the same token a dick move. Imagine asking a question to who you think is your favorite youtuber and then they gun you down and put it in a video. It's high key disrespectful. I know it's annoying being recognized and shit that's a given. But chill lmao.
@Doomsday_Report
2 жыл бұрын
@@AngusBeaph If you expect anything else from the Rat King himself I don't know what channel you've been watching.
@llab3903
2 жыл бұрын
@@AngusBeaph good. Seethe
@bjbishop70
2 жыл бұрын
@@AngusBeaph *kill him first* "you die like general sam"
@youarenotmadenough655
2 жыл бұрын
@@AngusBeaph general Sam viewers cannot be trusted Sam knows that better than anyone
@Real7419
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't get why people scream "omg it's General Sam" when they identify his voice, like there is no quicker path to lead poisoning than that.
@lipov7083
2 жыл бұрын
I know right? I can't imagine hearing Sam's voice and not opening fire immediately.
@de-ment
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if anything a sam viewer should know NEVER to trust him. If I met him, I'd say he sounded like Aqua's sidekick and shot him in the face
@StudleyDuderight
2 жыл бұрын
He'd be kill on sight for me, if I still played EFT online. I got fed up with the cheaters and desync, so I took my toys and went to the offline mod Altered Escape.
@tatefreeman4563
2 жыл бұрын
Unless he's streaming a quest, then you have two choices, join or die
@AustinWigley
2 жыл бұрын
In one of Sam's new shorts a guy recognized him and just said "awh fuck this" and started running lmao
@SlowGrandNational
2 жыл бұрын
The guy screaming “murder” as he murdered you all was beautiful
@nobstompah4850
2 жыл бұрын
no way that wasnt aqua
@kimopro8812
2 жыл бұрын
@@nobstompah4850 he sounded similar to aqua but what made me sure that he isn't aqua HE IS WEARING ALTYN and our loot lord is always poor 😂
@freddenis9500
2 жыл бұрын
Its SmittyStone lmao
@sackjavage6959
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl haven’t laughed that hard in awhile, that clip was a work of art
@MyViolador
2 жыл бұрын
where
@H2XBD
2 жыл бұрын
that girl repeatedly thanking you guys in the exact same tone and cadence while your anger rises is just hilarious
@highbred
Жыл бұрын
I felt that too bro, the rage slowly taking over from the good guy😆
@williamglass2223
2 жыл бұрын
These opening just keep getting better and better. Hopefully one day Sam brings Aqua on his show, and dumps a full mag of AK into him. “Mrs. Aqua, I’m sorry for your loss.”
@sirpeterbaum4695
2 жыл бұрын
But not with green screen magic just an actual AK
@alexandertorres8711
2 жыл бұрын
"Who knew the gun was loaded...with 30 bullets" *wheeze*
@williamglass2223
2 жыл бұрын
*sips Diet Coke “He survived the first 29. But who knew that 30th bullet would be the one?”
@alexandertorres8711
2 жыл бұрын
@@emperortivurnis9161 "Also did you know I have a podcast and not dead?"
@TenFourA
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamglass2223 We now know the limit. It's 30 bullets.
@VexedPersona
2 жыл бұрын
"I am not a psycho" *kills a man because he was eating oat flakes* Sam, you're a psycho. We've known this for years. This kill takes the cake though.
@alexcawley2981
2 жыл бұрын
Technically he took the flake The oat flake in fact
@TheDudeWithEmpathy19473
2 жыл бұрын
Sam did the right thing. That man was way too calm in an active war zone. If he’s that calm, in that situation, there is no telling what he is capable of.
@ManWithAMask_
2 жыл бұрын
He killed him for his oats.
@JumpinJoe
2 жыл бұрын
Sam's brain projected his psychopathic tendencies on a guy who thought he had friends
@rafox66
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexcawley2981 Would you look at that, we seem to share the same brain.
@alastor8091
2 жыл бұрын
Really says something about human psychology. Just by speaking and being able to understand someone, you become friendlier towards them or trust them more. The sound of a voice enough to make them into another human being. Honestly kind of touching.
@pleasantlymixed5860
2 жыл бұрын
I use this tactic to not get gunned down like the rat I am
@mr_spartan2413
2 жыл бұрын
This is so true I’ve gotten out of so much crap in games like rust and Tarkov just by talking
@maxluong2
Жыл бұрын
So I can gun them down after gaining their trust like a rat
@TheAutisticCowboy
Жыл бұрын
Another human being...... Right up until they say his name lol
@catsnatcher9197
29 күн бұрын
I feel like all of tarkov is just a test of human psychology
@IrateWizrd
2 жыл бұрын
VOIP gave rats the perfect addition to their playstyle, you can beg for your life now
@Raptor091288
2 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until the scavs start shouting "!#* you!" in unison.
@tulersmeesh4077
2 жыл бұрын
There is no begging. Only missing all your shots and watching the other dude miss all his shots and laugh together.
@oedipusrex353
2 жыл бұрын
@@tulersmeesh4077 Welcome to Noob-Battle 9000! Today we watch this random fucking rat try to shoot me an nail my neighbors dog instead!
@adrianalavez4140
2 жыл бұрын
@@tulersmeesh4077 did you also see that recent clip where both players missed a lot of their shots, but one of them managed to critically injure the other before bed the ran out of ammo?
@swindle9695
2 жыл бұрын
I'm casting several lies a second now, none of which are working. Muahahahahaaa!
@RenoMay
2 жыл бұрын
Sam’s dungeon must be finally complete. The green screen work is top notch
@ravenna6543
2 жыл бұрын
I know right! man doesn't even have green light leaking anymore!!!!
@itsbluesteve
2 жыл бұрын
when ak-50?
@Oltys
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsbluesteveJUST CHAMBER AN AK IN .50
@Inline-Four
2 жыл бұрын
f in chat for your check mark
@MrImmortal709
2 жыл бұрын
That was a clone, the green screen did not work....
@bfnvalley
2 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that everyone's first instinct after realizing it's Sam is to talk instead of putting one between his eyes.
@snowtfl5617
2 жыл бұрын
Ik as soon as u realise it’s him it’s kill or be killed it don’t matter how much u like him u can just like his corpse 😭
@papercut7141
2 жыл бұрын
That one dude did but it was too late
@zealouszombie
2 жыл бұрын
Others: "You sound like General Sam" Sam: "And I took that personally" *Headshots Them*
@lilfri1816
2 жыл бұрын
VOIP: exist Most people: “Yay now I can talk to player scavs!” Sam: This is the ultimate tool for fucking people over
@BigBeerus
2 жыл бұрын
He learned from dayz
@joshwaterman5526
2 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Bright who cares….
@BigBeerus
2 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Bright na fightguy was the beat
@BigPloppa
2 жыл бұрын
I'm the player scav at 15:50 that you laid down some cover fire for, for some reason my voip wasnt working and i was so upset. I knew right away that was you, Omid and Exfil the whole time and I couldn't talk to you I was so sadddd lol. Love your stuff sam. I took that headshot for the content 100% lmao
@rustyshackleford1508
2 жыл бұрын
it probably preserved your life a little longer
@leoaraujo8590
2 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford1508 this what I came to say, the moment he said "are you sam?" he would've been shot in the face
@BigBeerus
2 жыл бұрын
He would have murdered you instantly if you acknowledged who he was 😂 this is an ongoing trend in all of his videos
@spulshuuzan
2 жыл бұрын
The distant “thank you” from the girl and right after the “SHUT UUUUP!” Was so fuxkin funny.
@simfreak187
2 жыл бұрын
i had to run to the toilette because i nearly pissed myself at that moment 😐
@nubcakke
2 жыл бұрын
shit was funny af :D
@mr.joesterr5359
2 жыл бұрын
The dream woman
@l.i.t.f.4353
2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely made me laugh out loud
@sloppy1887
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh that’s me 😭
@darkbringr88
2 жыл бұрын
Bryan screaming “SHUT UPPP!!!” after the girl kept saying thank you was hilarious
@buttnuttz6119
2 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video
@boomerthor
2 жыл бұрын
He is immunized against all Dangers: one may call him a liar, a backstabber, a fraud, and it runs off him like water off a raincoat. But you call him Sam and you will be astonished at how much he recoils
@alamocitychieftan9909
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no he thinks. I've been found out.
@mrs.vasquezz
2 жыл бұрын
Reference on point 👌
@phoenixpoole7667
2 жыл бұрын
It’s like reminding a creature of their humanity
@gottagofastest
2 жыл бұрын
Oy vey
@topkekm8817
2 жыл бұрын
The general sam cries out in pain as he shoots you
@sleepyfawkes
2 жыл бұрын
The absolute joy it brings me to see you shoot every single person that mentions you by name is incomprehensible. If you had an OnlyFans of just videos of that specifically happening, I wouldn't subscribe but I'd definitely want to. Just the thought of someone recognizing you, then immediately becoming too scared to say anything for fear of their life brings me great happiness.
@Gyallarhorn1
2 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the video where someone asks "You know who you sound like...?" then shoots him, and as Sam fades into oblivion he says his name...
@zab6124
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gyallarhorn1 actual powermove
@FloreFaune
2 жыл бұрын
Bro said I wouldn’t subscribe ..but I’d definitely want to 😹👍 lol
@alexsomethingclever4140
2 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Never acknowledge Sam sounds like Sam when encountering him in Tarkov
@TheEmilkh
2 жыл бұрын
Addendum: Also never eat near him.
@kiryukazuma8089
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheEmilkh addendum 2: dont encounter sam in the wild
@sedarium5307
2 жыл бұрын
Rule #1: don't recognize GeneralSam Rule #2: don't eat cornflakes Rule #3: don't put white rice in a burrito
@eva2602
2 жыл бұрын
@@sedarium5307 you do not recognise the GeneralSam in the water.
@midgetman4206
2 жыл бұрын
No, if you recognize him you must kill him
@mugiwara8166
2 жыл бұрын
I found sam when i was in the hospital and he helped me alot with just being funny. Thank you for the last few years of content sam
@NighttimeJuneau
2 жыл бұрын
I hope you got better, even more so with Sam wheezing down your neck.
@konkie3657
2 жыл бұрын
what was sam doing in a hospital with you bro
@Froed
2 жыл бұрын
Leading another PMC through a whole raid to then bonk his head at the extract is a whole new level of getting gamed on in Tarkov
@smolpeter
2 жыл бұрын
Or finding an impact when your a scav then finding a 3 man and toss it at our feet at extract killing us all but worth it knowing they lost all their shit
@theduke6939
2 жыл бұрын
@@smolpeter whoever you did that to was not observant lol I always side eye the scavs I extract with
@smolpeter
2 жыл бұрын
@@theduke6939 said I was going to loot the building beside the extract and as soon as they walked away I took it out and threw it at their feet, they weren't very smart
@frosch161
2 жыл бұрын
Disposable pack mule is what that pmc was
@TeamSoloDeath
2 жыл бұрын
The end credits at 20:58 have me absolutely in stitches. These videos are instant classics as always Sam!
@rileyriddington6819
2 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned: if you encounter Sam in tarkov, don't acknowledge it's him
@Marshydarshy
2 жыл бұрын
This is just a generally good tactic for dealing with Sam. If someone knows who he is he immediately assumes that person's going to call him out for his many crimes against humanity, so he tries to strike first.
@jonase.7344
2 жыл бұрын
Id tell him he sounds like my dead grandma and eat a pack of sprouts.
@theriveracis5172
2 жыл бұрын
If you encounter Sam, the best thing to do is slowly but politely back away. Don't run. Sam can taste your fear.
@herrskeletal3994
2 жыл бұрын
" You sound like AquaFPS" Sam will be so overcome with rage he will freeze for a split second. Thats when you act.
@ultimomos5918
2 жыл бұрын
@@herrskeletal3994 yo that's MY secret strat. Sam will be so busy setting up his greenscreen for his rant that he will be vulnerable
@randyman410
2 жыл бұрын
"I have to die a Scav but you have to live a liar" was hilarious
@jonnyboyh2102
Жыл бұрын
11:52 theres a man riding a shirmp fking underrated reference. The chuckle he gave himself LMAO
@aidanmcelligott2329
2 жыл бұрын
With VOIP you can finally tell if the other PMC is actually good or just Australian.
@kiryukazuma8089
2 жыл бұрын
Back when stimpee played it would’ve been crucial lmao
@mckenzingtonn
2 жыл бұрын
As an Australian im both angry with this comment but also in acceptance
@tighegilmore9202
2 жыл бұрын
I like the implication that we as Australians have a higher default skill. Alternatively, it implies that we are so bad we are synonymous with anything that isn't good.
@tighegilmore9202
2 жыл бұрын
But also yeah, I cant trust anyone as an Australian. We are all out to trick you. If someone sounds British then there's a chance you can cooperate with them. If they sound like they live with their mum, just pop one in their head, they're gonna do the same to you.
@aidanmcelligott2329
2 жыл бұрын
@@tighegilmore9202 I meant it mostly as a sarcastic remark towards pestily. He’s great I have no problem with him though.
@Yackattack22
2 жыл бұрын
That first skit really explained the unsettling feeling and that stomach sinking feeling of knowing what ever is gonna happen in that social situation is gonna be weird, gratuitous, and or wholesome. The feeling when you were kid when you met a stranger that was about 35 on your Xbox and he helps you along the way for days. Then one day he turns on you. Takes you to the Divison dark sector, and he takes you into an ally. He leaves the party chat, you hear an alert that there is a rogue agent nearby. You think “ that’s really bad timing that he get kicked out of the chat as there’s an enemy player nearby” you turn around and your friend is rogue and he’s already lighting you up with his vector, he downs you and melees you. He unfriended you and sent you a message then blocks you. You don’t wanna read the message cause you’ll know it’ll hurt. That’s impressive that you can make me remember that.
@TK-7193
2 жыл бұрын
man, he sounds like a real kind friend. mabye you should return the kindness? might i suggest one of these days, you should visit him, and give him the ability to bend his knees backwards. tell you what, me and the boys will help. we'll bring bats and other equipment, that way his leg surgery will be done sooner. :) i ha-i mean love spies... tortu- i i mean.. body enhancing surgery is my speciallty : |
@TK-7193
2 жыл бұрын
you deserve better, but the first step to betterment. starts with retribution against those who wronged you
@gang-ridertv5433
2 жыл бұрын
That 35 year old has issues.
@LordVader1094
2 жыл бұрын
@@gang-ridertv5433 Most 35 year olds do
@Jesus-ex8cv
2 жыл бұрын
I bet sam is just devastated when his friends die knowing he has to rummage around in their pockets and steal everything uninsured
@mr.kettle5189
2 жыл бұрын
correction: everything. Full stop. everything.
@mysterybabylon2163
2 жыл бұрын
Sam is sending a simple message, whenever you hear somebody even remotely sound like him, aim for the head with no hesitation.
@nicolasoliveira4903
2 жыл бұрын
I would do that, even in real life.
@mrstorch5068
2 жыл бұрын
19:38 The Scav voicelines timing here is perfect.
@joel6357
Жыл бұрын
7:08 He said it was like "signs" lmaooo one of my favorites
@HeffyG
2 жыл бұрын
"STOP THANKING ME AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!" "I'm Sorry!....thank you!" *Bryan's Angry Scream* LMAO
@Velocikektor
2 жыл бұрын
Kills me every time 😂
@Sammm107
2 жыл бұрын
5:48 an OG cursed image. love it
@grimreefer9324
2 жыл бұрын
Another “Thank you!” followed by Brian screaming is the best thing I’ve heard this whole month
@tarfu2105
2 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment about that I cried
@Enardo
2 жыл бұрын
We need a General Sam green screen challenge
@frano7172
2 жыл бұрын
Am I the best comment sniper?
@corbingray9330
2 жыл бұрын
Woah, Enardo watches general sam? Ngl very unexpected..
@travabone
2 жыл бұрын
that is true
@jacobc.2705
2 жыл бұрын
what is a Dani fan doing here
@13fisherman2007
2 жыл бұрын
corridor digital should teach us how he did those special effects
@gorlack2231
2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video. I think it's one of Sam's best. Whether it's his masterful display of broad-range character acting, the deft use of green screen to simulate real-world sets, or the absolute sigma rat grindset. Phenomenal.
@Solid_Dude
2 жыл бұрын
Smitty stone @16:40 was hilarious
@SmolAndAngyyy
2 жыл бұрын
Streamers: "VOIP makes it so easy to trick people!" Reality: Literally the only time people will be friendly to you is if you are a recognizable streamer
@cameronkelley1268
2 жыл бұрын
If I ever hear Sam's voice... he's dying. I can't risk it around him the guy's a loose cannon XD
@ohno9964
2 жыл бұрын
i'm late but yeah if i suspect a thing ima say "bye sam" and mag dump.
@zill4tv
2 жыл бұрын
i startetd crying at 18:30 sooo true i was feeling the guys inner conflict xD
@JohnSmith-yx8kf
2 жыл бұрын
1:30 - Just wanna say, Sam, i'm extremely proud of you for picking the correct pistol AND a good light for it. Absolutely based and Glock pilled.
@gang-ridertv5433
2 жыл бұрын
Is that a G19? What does sam have Hobbit hands? Didn't realize his last name was Gamgee.
@sourrrrrrrr
2 жыл бұрын
@@___meph___4547 I don't know if he said it another time but I am pretty sure I remember him saying he was only getting rid of old surplus guns he doesn't really want
@warmsalad9024
2 жыл бұрын
This green screen bit is amazing. Really making use of the new space.
@shadowtyphoonCH
15 күн бұрын
8:45 adorable wholesome moment in tarkov
@Mike23443
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: General Sam is a sleeper agent trained to instantly kill anybody upon hearing the words "General Sam".
@garybusey9941
2 жыл бұрын
I was playing as a scav on reserve a few days ago, down in the bunker looking for flashdrives in filing cabinets. All of a sudden I heard the very loud footsteps of several people from the hallway. I said "Hey, I'm just looking for some flashdrives. I mean no harm." Someone replied "Oh shit, are you a PMC or scav?" "I'm a scav." I replied. All was quiet for a few seconds. Then I said "Hey do you guys have any nuts or bolts? I need one of each so I can finally finish my workbench." Then a man came through the door and tore open my head with flechette rounds.
@mgshadow45
2 жыл бұрын
"I may have to die a scav, But you have to live a liar" I had to pause to catch my breath. I almost died laughing...
@charlestrautner6247
2 жыл бұрын
God I thought killing someone every time they said you sound like general sam would get old but it got me every time
@garyhamilton2104
2 жыл бұрын
It's a good policy because it keeps all his other interactions natural, when you're recognized it kinda breaks the immersion. -
@Prizm17
Жыл бұрын
16:42 I’m not gonna lie if he did that with his daughter she might actually be the best rat on the factory
@Dogsushi42
2 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the guy left at hermetic door for two minutes feeling betrayed and alone.
@xowy9231
2 жыл бұрын
LESSSS GO THATS ME AT 11:05
@ThickRedPaste
24 күн бұрын
Didn't shoot him you the homie
@ManniGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Guess it's better not to call him Sam^^
@erdembatmaz5806
2 жыл бұрын
I love how you gathered a small army on the spot to absolutely assault this poor guy
@utrak
2 жыл бұрын
scavengers assemble
@shadow120u8
2 жыл бұрын
The one person who I heard using VOIP was yelling "get baacckkk hereeeee" running after me in factory gunning me down
@natty4771
2 жыл бұрын
We all feared this video when VOIP was announced. Sam doesnt dissapoint.
@Khornecussion
2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, my experience: " Oh, you're new? Here's an assault rifle and two mags. A spare rig I looted too. I can give this to you and go grab some more valuable stuff. " - That kind of thing has happened like four times now.
@bearsbite95
2 жыл бұрын
Rule #1 in EFT: Never, under ANY circumstance, acknowledge you know General Sam. You may be comfy knowing Daddy Pestily might spare you, but Uncle Sam will spank your ass for a Dorito.
@benputhoff9898
2 жыл бұрын
1:30 Glock 45 with the TLR7A sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh I see you
@yoinkacus4320
2 жыл бұрын
THE CHAD AT 17:00 IS SMITTYSTONE, the boulder goes live usually around 5-6 am and plays for about 10-12 hours, seeing him in gaming is your worst nightmare.
@Cowboy1O1y
2 жыл бұрын
Nearly brained myself with an 80lb dumbbell at the gym laughing at that ‘through the legs shot’ hahaha
@Screaminfire1972
2 жыл бұрын
"I know your name!" This guy trying to defeat sam like he's fucking Rumple Stiltskin.
@thomas9685
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey fuck you TWICE!" *gunfire intensifies*
@elgigante7081
2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how far Sam has come from the days of his Skyrim videos
@hovnoknakousnuti
2 жыл бұрын
That pestily impression got me laughing hard :D 12:56
@chewbacca1956
2 жыл бұрын
That greenscreen kill was legendary. Now do that to AquaFPS.
@thatvaultguy8812
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he's wearing a parka in FL
@dirtedeuce5936
2 жыл бұрын
A womens parka dont forget
@lumos2809
2 жыл бұрын
8:30 nice transition
@ren4issance-754
2 жыл бұрын
Sam’s out here draining his daughters college fund just to get that *D* *R* *I* *P*
@Tuskor130
2 жыл бұрын
That has to be the greatest Shekel Scheme ad you've made so far.
@spets4001
2 жыл бұрын
this one took the top from the socks ad in the minecraft vid is second
@Matthaeus8
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha "are you gen Sam" - deadman 2022
@armedinfantry7211
2 жыл бұрын
Entire tarkov community: mostly peaceful enjoying the new wipe A new General Sam video: time for chaos and hate
@RedLeader1998
2 жыл бұрын
The Rat King shall rule, yes-yes!
@JohnDoe-lx3dt
Ай бұрын
“You know you sound like…….” Literally all the bullets
@azriuth3548
2 жыл бұрын
why do i feel like i've seen these clips already and now they're just mashed together in a video with flawless acting
@JamesHock
2 жыл бұрын
14:55 Sam killing someone purely because he trusted him too much is gold
@soop1711
2 жыл бұрын
VOIP is even more untrustworthy and useless now. And I love it.
@tuckercormier3070
2 жыл бұрын
The video where Sam ruins voip. I was waiting for this.
@problems3485
2 жыл бұрын
Right? Everything I wanted from him
@VoidEternal
2 жыл бұрын
During the bird call thing, your friend sounded like comedian Steven Wright
@jstKas
2 жыл бұрын
4:50 has the same energy as Suction Cup Man
@briand6386
2 жыл бұрын
Sam has created quite the conundrum that if anybody recognizes his voice they are likely to murder him because he is likely to murder them.
@joshuacarr8677
Жыл бұрын
I love the editing. *holsters gun* camera switches. Camera comes back *holsters gun again*
@artmoloch777
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been with since the beginning, Sam. This shit was the absolute best. I’m proud to call you son even though I’m only 5 years older than you.
@november382
2 жыл бұрын
9:27 I can’t take it with the “I’m sorry! I’m sorry…. ….thankyou” *”SHUTUUUP”*
@taste1t660
2 жыл бұрын
2:47 looking slick with them gloves tho
@greydebois
Жыл бұрын
Hey look, Sam dressed like kaban before bro was even announced
@Usernameneverseen
2 жыл бұрын
God damn the quality shot the fuck up, respect
@literal-garbage
2 жыл бұрын
4:53 as someone named Ezekiel, I felt personally attacked.
@EricTheBroBean
2 жыл бұрын
"Serendipidous!" Im dying 🤣🤣🤣
@Average_Yandere
Жыл бұрын
“Thank you” (x20) “Wtf! STOP THANKING ME AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE”
@Unoriginal94
2 жыл бұрын
Note to self, don’t call out general Sam if you suspect it’s him
@markedmunds1966
2 жыл бұрын
Are you a player....grenade appears....run away....is that a yes? Hahahaha classic...that is pure comedy. Well done Sam well done.
@Linlds21
2 жыл бұрын
I think Sam 17:08 straight up got what he deserves lol
@jumpiko4553
2 жыл бұрын
Even better when you know that was DeadlySlob!
@JodyTheImpaler
2 жыл бұрын
The first skit absolutely killed me
@wilmajohnsonfit6819
2 жыл бұрын
"I was like a deer between HEadlights" *voice crack intensifies* 8:10
@braydenfury9272
2 жыл бұрын
6:11 For some reason, seeing Sam with actual friends is very off putting...
@dpellican8053
2 жыл бұрын
That bit about the bird calling had me dead yo "The Fauna is Incredible in this Game." 🤣🤣🤣
@roosajarvinen5698
2 жыл бұрын
Those gunshots sound like you're banging garbage can lids together.
@coopers1716
2 жыл бұрын
Enabling VoIP is like consciously choosing to become a special needs teacher, except in Tarkov the aspies can shoot you and there’s no pay.
@husler1999
2 жыл бұрын
That betty bob line was cold….. luv it
@panitofisial2270
2 жыл бұрын
- "what do you meaaan there was three of you!!!" + "There's three of us, but we're idiots" I'm dying
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