I stand by my opinion that Voltaire is the absolute best when it comes to dark humor.
@crashkojote5627
5 жыл бұрын
I need to learn the ways of proper dark humour.
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
4 жыл бұрын
Have you heard his Twilight version of this song it's fangtastic. 😜💀
@jenniehughes6927
2 жыл бұрын
Truth saying from way back.
@casiedragmire4686
6 жыл бұрын
Two vampires sit at a bar, one orders a blood, and the other orders a blood light.
@rebbekahcannons9805
6 жыл бұрын
Clever.
@casiedragmire4686
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you :)
@mannamoth918
3 жыл бұрын
Ngl, this actually got a chuckle outta me
@donwhite5393
8 жыл бұрын
I want to drink with Boris some time. Chill dude.
@oneeyetorulethemall990
6 жыл бұрын
Don White I don't drink alchol but I'd still drink eith jim
@iwantddie
5 жыл бұрын
Правильно Drink with Boris And drink ONLY WITH BORIS
@boris335
5 жыл бұрын
Sure just come over to Harrys Irish pub here in Murmansk
@cyprin9454
9 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've ever heard of Voltaire. I shall hence forth go on a youtube spree and listen to him some more!
@jadenwilliams4807
9 жыл бұрын
taylor varner same
@mullicrav8991
9 жыл бұрын
Jaden Williams good luck to you both!
@DeluxBass
9 жыл бұрын
+taylor varner Agreed. I thought he was that philosopher bro
@ethanmurray5001
7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the fandom! make yourself at home
@johnmiller7637
7 жыл бұрын
Michael Doms Better late than never.
@anna_nikole
9 жыл бұрын
His Peter Murphy imitation at 2:20 cracks me up.
@wavesNL
9 жыл бұрын
i`m supposed to do a project about Voltaire and then i found this...
@KC-oh5oq
6 жыл бұрын
When you look for an old french philosophical person and find a musician named after him.
@fiadhearthpony6177
5 жыл бұрын
you better of done what we want you to
@elskaalfhollr4743
3 жыл бұрын
I know it is five years but….you kept listening?
@Kongstudios2
6 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute..... 1:02 Missi lost a fang? I wouldn't be surprised if Duke was the one responsible for that one, heck he's probably the one singing about this particular Night! (Props to anyone who got the reference 😉👍)
@DflatedBalloon
5 жыл бұрын
Omg i thought im the only one that was thinking if daria would do an animation on this XD
@gandalf71729
5 жыл бұрын
D broke his cane
@riptideshark2249
5 жыл бұрын
HA! and i bet she broke dee's cane over him in the fight XD
@Zusmoariku
5 жыл бұрын
Poor Missi, first almost violated, then turned into a vampire and now she lost a fang.
@riptideshark2249
5 жыл бұрын
and i think thats how dee broke his cane, she snapped it over his head over losing her tooth and him laughing historically and when she got him, contact fell out, gotta "suck" XD
@gybsinparris6426
9 жыл бұрын
"Bela Lugosi's still undead" love it!
@melissa_wale_official
8 жыл бұрын
Father you know who? Is this a reference to Father Sebastian? And, I liked the Lestat reference as well, and this a very fun song to listen to.
@silenntking6414
11 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize this song is about a sad nerd fest... I shouldn't make too much fun though, seeing as I'm all for dressing up as a vampire and dueling pirates. Yea...
@Wack.d
12 жыл бұрын
It will, eventually, and something else faux-dark will step in to take its place and this song will get another update. For now, this is a breath of fresh air as far as vampire parodies go.
@demonshade500025
12 жыл бұрын
Boris has the right idea. *raises a mug of beer* "It's just another night in the vampire club." :3
@CyberQueen2004
2 жыл бұрын
I can see this Vampire Club as a gothic bar where you must wear a vampire costume in order to get in
@ravennightingale2506
10 жыл бұрын
Akasha is the vampire queen from the anne rice novels
@phantomleah13
10 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad someone else knows that!
@lestatdelioncourt418
9 жыл бұрын
Yessh!!
@nicobarrack8095
9 жыл бұрын
+Lestat De Lioncourt omg your username !
@jessicasimpson5123
7 жыл бұрын
akasha is a hero in dota
@RandomCreature42
8 жыл бұрын
a gay Captain Morgan XD
@gandalf71729
5 жыл бұрын
It's so me!!!!
@christianboustani8284
Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need a Chad to explain all these references to me. The only one I managed to pick up on was the very obvious Vlad the Impaler.
@WarriorsBiggestFan2
12 жыл бұрын
Integra: "Hell hath no fury like (alucard's scorn) a vampire scorned! There's only one rule in this game! Never call (alucard) by his real name!" *Integra drunk 4 hours later* Integra: "Dracula!" *world explodes*
@TAXEXEMPTION
13 жыл бұрын
'"I will be the Vampire Lestat for all to see. A symbol, a freak of nature - something loved, something despised, all of those things. I tell you I can't give it up. I can't miss. And quite frankly I am not in the least afraid."'
@sineadohalloran5327
5 жыл бұрын
I listened to this while drawing a portrait of Voltaire for my history project lmao
@BagheeraCalvary
10 жыл бұрын
Still makes me smile :)
@adeadfreelancer1846
7 жыл бұрын
You thought it was Dee, but it was actually I, DIO!
@MagnetTwins
12 жыл бұрын
I love songs with really chatchy choruses, especially this one! until you start singing it in an exam without realising ^^U
@BreadLoeuf
6 жыл бұрын
Is Missi and Dee a reference to Dariah Cohen’s characters? I wonder...
@gandalf71729
5 жыл бұрын
They're from this song
@elipennington5792
3 жыл бұрын
Aww... Baby....
@dreadgear9683
10 жыл бұрын
"Vlad and Akasha broke up that night" As it seems the one took the path of league of legends while the other took the one of DoTa xD
@dorinborcea2053
10 жыл бұрын
actually is about Vlad the Impaler and the Akasha(lilith or how you want to call her )
@antoniogonzalez5317
10 жыл бұрын
dorin borcea Dude it was a Joke... in League there is a champion named Vlad and I guess in DoTa there is one named Akasha
@dreadgear9683
10 жыл бұрын
Dota 1, Akasha the queen of pain. League of Legends, Vladimir.
@spacewarpphotography1667
8 жыл бұрын
Either the LoL character was a reference to this song, or (more likely) they were both references to Vlad the Impaler. This song predated League of Legends by a decade or more. What do you get when you cross a vampire with an antelope? Vlad the Impala!
@DimmVargr
7 жыл бұрын
Akasha is a character from some book I believe. But actually this word means 'aether' in Sanskrit :P
@skittlesjones8132
9 жыл бұрын
Reading through the comments & listening 2 the song @ the same time is hilarious. 1 looked @ Anna Nikole's comment just as the 2:20 imitation came on & just bust out laughing!!!!!! XD
@indymathews1420
7 жыл бұрын
This would have been perfect in the movie What we do in the shadows.
@kanninswunlings5297
8 жыл бұрын
Ones a Goth a time, my fangs fell out.
@goodmorninghinata-kun3322
8 жыл бұрын
you shouldn't have been hanging upside down
@merringuthrie2587
8 жыл бұрын
I love Akasha. Queen of the Damned reference.
@akashaeustache9283
8 жыл бұрын
THAT'S MY NAME! lol
@darkking_2231
8 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen that movie in a long time.
@amandapike2477
8 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's a nod to the actual book, not that God-awful movie.
@catnippackets
11 жыл бұрын
Nuh uh he'd order a *puts on sunglasses* blood light
@Sugardaddy501
8 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Helsing family; now get out of the house before Helsing gets pissed off.
@christophern310
6 жыл бұрын
magic what???
@theghostofchristmaspast293
6 жыл бұрын
Shhhh.... Don't let alucard hear this.
@Kongstudios2
6 жыл бұрын
Alucard: *strolls in with a devilishly wicked grin* "ya done goofed!"
@sineadohalloran5327
6 жыл бұрын
@@Kongstudios2 yes
@HardyGirl1989
13 жыл бұрын
omg i so love voltaire and his songs!
@flyingwerecats
13 жыл бұрын
This song is even more enjoyable if you understand where it's all coming from!! Lol, Vlad and Akasha! XD Lemme guess... "D" for "Dracula?" Heaven forbid VOLTAIRE of all people forget HIM!!! X3
@natsobadguys1987
2 жыл бұрын
I love this song so fricken much. I just wish I could recognize what they mean with who they're referencing with the "Father you know who" bit.
@vampyre1992
Ай бұрын
Father Sebastiaan, the fangsmith and organizer of vampire balls
@EmoBiteMeAlucard
13 жыл бұрын
Alucard: welcome to the vampire club Edward Cullan:Thanks:D Alucard:oh no no we dont take wannabes in this club-shoots- ;D
@Gurrennakun
12 жыл бұрын
This. Is. Awesome. Voltaire's music is amazing! :D
@TheMechanicalGirl999
9 жыл бұрын
LOL! When I first heard the "gore and blood part" as my friends had the song going on in the background as I was on my cell with them it got distorted to "gorramn blood" followed by the "reavers" or was it "ravers"!!! I was like, "OK, River's in on this fight now AND there are reavers!?!" SO, THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING WAYS ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED REGARDLESS OF WHAT VERSIONS OF LORE SAY OTHERWISE!!! WE ARE ALL FUCKED, ESPECIALLY IF ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "MIRANDA"!!!
@3064Gaming
4 жыл бұрын
This 110% will be animated by daria
@ronswasonbutcuter4474
5 жыл бұрын
So, when is Daria Cohen gonna use this one lol
@SilverHedgehog1999
9 жыл бұрын
All I can think of is that one halloween episode of ouran high school host club..... is that just me?
@sam_laufeyson_monroe
3 жыл бұрын
Oh damn. You're right. Now I won't be able to un-think that. Just another thing to add to the list of what i'm reminded if by these songs.
@theghostofchristmaspast293
6 жыл бұрын
Voltaire = pure awesomeness
@wynterdraculina
12 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says 'vampire' it's so cute! :3
@Manjustman_25806
4 жыл бұрын
“Missi lost a fang in the lady’s room” That name sounds familiar I just can’t put my finger on it
@silverdragon6869
4 жыл бұрын
Daria Cohen's series of animations maybe?
@Manjustman_25806
4 жыл бұрын
Silver Dragon I know where it’s from I’m just being sarcastic
@meggierussell952
11 жыл бұрын
"But if you really want to see some gore and blood... Wait 'till someone mentions Twilight."
@akashaeustache9283
8 жыл бұрын
Lucky me...my name is in this song...its Akasha....they actually pronounced it right...I never seen my name in any thing...
@goodmorninghinata-kun3322
8 жыл бұрын
What a cool name :)
@akashaeustache9283
8 жыл бұрын
Dreamer511 me? If so Thank You, u just made my day :-) !
@goodmorninghinata-kun3322
8 жыл бұрын
+R3dFeather The Psychopath yeah I like it. it's unique :)
@akashaeustache9283
8 жыл бұрын
Dreamer511 :-D thank you very much!!
@goodmorninghinata-kun3322
8 жыл бұрын
+R3dFeather The Psychopath you don't have to thank me. I'm just making an observation :)
@mecoolmofo
12 жыл бұрын
There is one. It is fairly good at poking fun at Twilight and I would recommend listening to it, but nothing beats coming back to the originals in my opinion.
@SheraiWest
9 жыл бұрын
This song is very very likely to be a #1 Halloween song
@escapedmentalgenius6328
9 жыл бұрын
One problem; The song's actually decent, so it doesn't appeal to most of the public, which follow propaganda. However, if it were any other way, yes yes it would be :)
@SheraiWest
9 жыл бұрын
Wow you strike me as a very smart person
@escapedmentalgenius6328
9 жыл бұрын
Why thank you, I do try :) of course at the tender age of twelve most adults don't understand and brush it off as... 'cute'.
@SheraiWest
9 жыл бұрын
Isabella Williams-Hanson are you saying you're 12
@escapedmentalgenius6328
9 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'd appreciate it if you didn't report me to KZitem for being under thirteen... my birthday's this year in July, so I'm at least sort of close :)
@Arames_Muse
12 жыл бұрын
@FieryRappellingPAAZ You have made me laugh my arse off. Well done!
@SilenceIsGolden150
12 жыл бұрын
The violin part is amazing!!!
@magus1739
12 жыл бұрын
yea, Voltaire did parodies of a few of his songs. cant remember the name of the CD or anything. but yes there is a twilight version of this song that Voltaire made as a parody
@jsteenwolf
12 жыл бұрын
akasha! like from the vampire lestat! awesome! :)
@amandasmith9070
7 жыл бұрын
Love the mention of my ancestor! :)
@ninjaxsam
12 жыл бұрын
They totally are, Its called Vamp Larp, just got to find a group that does it, they usually are reserved for big city and like once a month but amazingly fun.
@secondmouse1990
11 жыл бұрын
Kagesaki's Karin- the version [Exiled-Destiny] fangroup, available only "unofficially" as a .mkv file via bittorrent, there are 4 subtitle tracks, the second "japanese" track is not japanese but a varbatim translation into english. Maaka Anjou is not your typical 8th grade vampire.
@mychuckyromance9707
10 жыл бұрын
love this song!
@zimmygirl777
11 жыл бұрын
The Ungroundable! I love South Park!
@karmillamessiah2289
8 жыл бұрын
I love this so much
@natralskitsophrenia8465
7 жыл бұрын
I love this song!!!
@AmyMaryD
12 жыл бұрын
Such a cute song it's rare!
@patrickeverett5506
12 жыл бұрын
I love this song xD Its awesome. It feels kinda like a Caberat or however you spell it.
@campanula5258
5 жыл бұрын
Perfect Halloween song!
@fool1shmortal
7 жыл бұрын
I can never find their albums at CD-selling places--even KC and in small stores in the nearby university town.
@wizardvozk5874
5 жыл бұрын
My dude with his violin tho
@laughingsnake1989
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks John Ringo
@Sclasspsycho
10 жыл бұрын
I love this song, but what the hell club is this where they allow middle schoolers in?!
@heathertulip2389
10 жыл бұрын
Well if they're undead, it's not really fair to say they can't drink EVER, just because they were turned as middle schoolers. ;P
@bardenon9319
10 жыл бұрын
middle schoolers club
10 жыл бұрын
in which club they DON'T?
@john-henryknight9859
10 жыл бұрын
well they still age but at 1/16 of humans rate trust me on this and he coulda been much older then wut it apears
@gamzeenepeta8504
10 жыл бұрын
john-henry knight Ithe 1/6th th9ng is just lore. I have always heard it was 1/10 but that is again lore. two people could argure for days over what is true and what is not because it is lore instead of one myth it is many.
@boris335
5 жыл бұрын
My name is Boris and I like Bloody mary with real blood 50%blood 50%Vodka
@RoxastheHedghog
14 жыл бұрын
Luv this song
@PassTheMarmalade1957
12 жыл бұрын
It's Elvis meets the Rocky Horror Show!
@aurulupus
8 жыл бұрын
If Gary Larson ever wrote songs.. This would be pretty close to it.
@tiritheoncross933
11 жыл бұрын
beautifull insanity
@BLODSWIPER
9 жыл бұрын
I dont understand the "Father, you-know-who" Who is he reffering to? :D
@Armored_Muskrat
9 жыл бұрын
I've wondered that myself.
@hadesbaby2180
9 жыл бұрын
VOLDEMORT
@DeathOutplays
9 жыл бұрын
father sebastian I read it somewhere
@kometerus8843
9 жыл бұрын
+The BloodSwiper "numeber one rule in this game: NEVER CALL ONE BY HIS REAL NAME!"
@wake-archus
8 жыл бұрын
it is most likely a melted priest
@revliskacey3627
11 жыл бұрын
you made my day i would be responding from Numer1johnmorrisonfa but i'm too lazy to log out and log back in
@framanda1000
12 жыл бұрын
Such a fun place. Especially on Fridays
@SendarSlayer
12 жыл бұрын
@EmoBiteMeAlucard Is that Alucard from Hellsing? He's EPIC
@roxycatron8656
8 жыл бұрын
hello great Lyrics
@beccasmith560
11 жыл бұрын
I think I'm in love xD
@eonsinfinity534
7 жыл бұрын
well fu..... bet nobody can guess how I got to this specific song. I have no clue how I missed it because I love Voltaire and I've listened to most of his stuff....
@NightWillowCrafts
12 жыл бұрын
Voltaire is my role model
@anotherdisturbedone
12 жыл бұрын
YES JUST YES!
@OneBlackCat1
14 жыл бұрын
LOL this song is funny. and cool!
@cainmaloney1822
12 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Vlad and Akasha were sterotypical vampire characters? Vlad the Implaer aka Vlad Dracula... real person. Akasha aka Queen of the vampires from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Oh and yea he did mean Anderson from the vatican Hellsing. Love this music.
@sameechaos1
10 жыл бұрын
Awesome and hilarious XD
@sandravonruin4313
11 жыл бұрын
what makes this song so great is cuz its so true goths, vampires, pirates and ravers we tear each other apart for being ourselves its rather funny how much of hypocrites we are
@TheRaptorsaurous
11 жыл бұрын
"And Boris at the bar orders Vodka! And says "it's just another night at the vampire club!" If you sound that out, it comes pretty close (with Voltaire's accent it would be extremely close).
@duddernator
13 жыл бұрын
@Sadgurl13ful i so agree with you about going back to beleiving in greek gods.
@Friday131223
13 жыл бұрын
i would love to visit this club
@xNickieMonroex
12 жыл бұрын
This song reminds me of the V Bar from The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. "Vlad and Akasha broke up that night." Ha!
@beow21
12 жыл бұрын
this version is the best
@numer1johnmorrisonfa
11 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
@zelda1722
12 жыл бұрын
yep he does
@marykl321
12 жыл бұрын
@mecoolmofo you do know that the twilight version is making fun of twilight?
@t891
13 жыл бұрын
@ArielDarkBlade69 im verry happy and i have absolutely no beliefs. do i need hope for the next life? not one bit but you only live once so make it all you've got!
@Midna12345
13 жыл бұрын
@Sadgurl13ful One slight correction to your comment. Atheists do have a belief, being that god doesn't exist. It's agnostics, I think, that are a contradiction. Just don't take it at complete face value.
@mirandaviau8112
7 жыл бұрын
He truly has prestine anunciation..
@insidejokesarelame
13 жыл бұрын
@DracoFamiliar Depends how you look at it. If you wast your life contemplating everything that is bad about reality you can do that. Or you can get on live your life and have fun and think about all the good things.
@Aster113456
11 жыл бұрын
You mean Acer? I have a Gateway. Thank god its going to get fixed though, the ONLY thing I can't deal with about my desktop are these speakers I've used for 6 years and....Well they aren't HD anymore XD they don't play music as good anymore.
@ArtisticChimera
12 жыл бұрын
I see what happens when Alucard picks a fight with him and I always end up having to wack Edward (Spits on the floor) around the head with a stool or a large beer bottle. Sometimes if I really get pissed off I let my pet demon wolf Killer use him as a chew toy.
@Akatsukimember6
12 жыл бұрын
@EmoBiteMeAlucard I think he said: what do you want here? We already have a disco ball
@LivingWithTheDeadman
12 жыл бұрын
this band makes me smile *evil smile*
@dragonrage122
12 жыл бұрын
@EmoBiteMeAlucard Alucard from the hellsing anime FREAKS ME OUT! I dun wanna go to a vampire club, it seems like a death warrant free of any charge XP
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