3:25 That was very dark and dirty, but if you add the plot twist that he was actually trying to save her, it could be considered a high IQ move. Just saying 💀
@Glorpogleebus
11 ай бұрын
The funny thing is, using a lickitung would be horrible, as its saliva will cause severe itching. Or so I've been told.
@Average_enjoyer_of_hk
11 ай бұрын
🤨📸
@gangstablook5846
11 ай бұрын
Nice save bro
@yoipp1201
11 ай бұрын
*sauce?*
@LeafyMeowscarada
11 ай бұрын
How tf do you know that? Did you find out through personal experience...?
@Blackestrose
11 ай бұрын
the official pokedex entry said : ' It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies.' and ' If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!' so misty will be fine if she keeps water close and she is a water pokemon trainer mainly . so she be fine , she get all the tingly and none of the rash .
@theresabrewer3841
11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: good Samaritan law prevents people suing over saving your life.
@MarcusBean-vq4fe
2 ай бұрын
True
@SolarrStars263_Alt
25 күн бұрын
in most parts
@andreirachieriu3343
11 ай бұрын
Ayo, that one with Ferb
@slowpoke7268
11 ай бұрын
👀 He was locked onto something.
@metagross6897
11 ай бұрын
Can we blame him
@slowpoke7268
11 ай бұрын
@@metagross6897 No, no we can't.
@Pack-Moon
11 ай бұрын
I had never noticed, but man, how I am not surprised
@kamarreingram5045
11 ай бұрын
Bro I don't blame Ferb he saw what he wanted and eventually got it in the end 😂
@venomfan2020
11 ай бұрын
10:30 what if the manager was a genuinely good person offering raises to everyone? 16:30 AYO, SHE GIVING ASH A HANDJOB 💀💀💀
@markh.6687
11 ай бұрын
Why shouldn't she give Ash a handjob? I think that's very friendly of her.
@spiderzilla7o7
11 ай бұрын
What the hell
@uziheretoday
2 ай бұрын
frfr
@Young-mind.TheMillion
21 күн бұрын
Speaking of ash I don't remember seeing the meme on the thumbnail.
@roanbell
18 күн бұрын
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
@Exe_gaming030
11 ай бұрын
3:25 Chaotic Good in a nutshell
@citrosthoughts7
5 ай бұрын
he might not even be lying either, but he knows its a win win for him he saves a life or gets the body T_T.
@CamoGuy76239
11 ай бұрын
Too much Dankness to pick a favorite, but enough to be grateful for finding this amazing channel! 🤣😎👍
@Bob2630
11 ай бұрын
Ferb knows what he’s gonna do today.
@Alexsuperenby
11 ай бұрын
Indeed
@GeraltofRivia22
11 ай бұрын
*who he's gonna do today
@Bob2630
11 ай бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 Vanessa.
@Purpletisc
Ай бұрын
16:53 “Sure! Real quick though can I borrow your vaporeon?-“
@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube
10 ай бұрын
Wouldn't the immune system of a Victorian child be superior to that of most children today thanks to not having grown up surrounded by an overuse of antibiotics and disinfectants?
@Zeakthecat
10 ай бұрын
yep. however lots of people believe in the age old and quite often disproven idea that you need vaccines, antibiotics and disinfectants to not die. in reality, the victorian child has already had herd immunity long before she turned 2, because the human immune system needs to practice with real live viruses, and a lot of viruses and bacteria your body can get immune from for years, sometimes the rest of your life.
@chonflis3834
10 ай бұрын
@@Zeakthecatyeah like, 80% of the kiddos back in the day never made it to adulthood. So any victorian child you find would already be hardened against all the diseases and stuff
@Riker-sc2zv
2 ай бұрын
Survivorship bias. The kids with stronger immune systems to begin with were more likely to live to adulthood compared to modern children.
@officialtripledentgum
2 ай бұрын
@@Zeakthecat that’s literally how vaccines work
@Zeakthecat
2 ай бұрын
@@officialtripledentgum nope. how vaccines worked back then, is you put a bunch of diluted heavy metals into a big syringe and then you basically injected the person with it. however there was a decline of mortality for decades and it only shot up when a vaccine campaign was started. and its unfortunately the same in current year, but its less so as a lot of vaccines on the childhood schedule are not non-toxic. they are in fact very toxic.
@errr6931
11 ай бұрын
(3:12) *Sweet home alabama music starts playing*
@barredgrounddove
11 ай бұрын
1:35 but you didn't have to cut me off-
@rodrigovillegas2263
11 ай бұрын
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
@KhanIlkara
11 ай бұрын
@@rodrigovillegas2263 I guess that I don't need that though.
@BowlIsInMyAssPleaseHelp
11 ай бұрын
@@KhanIlkarabut you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough
@TheMuffinMan4729
Ай бұрын
@@BowlIsInMyAssPleaseHelp wrong part-
@asurasyn
11 ай бұрын
14:50 Oh my facking dog! This legit stopped me cold! 😂
@d4n737
6 ай бұрын
Actually the idea of ghosts wailing has been started because dead people moan. I'm not kidding. When a person decomposes, they make a lot of... fluids. And those fluids make gasses. Gasses that make way through the throat, the vocal chords and sometimes while being forced out of the corpse, they make a forced "Moaning" sound. People hearing this thought the dead are waking up because they make noises..... And that also explains why a way to prevent a vampire from rising was to pierce the heart with a birch pole. In reality what that did was puncture the lungs of the dead person allowing for any gas to have an escape route.
@jaikieveousmann1119
2 ай бұрын
8:06 he also won the case against him as his own lawyer
@That-One-Friend01
9 ай бұрын
9:53 Understandable, have a great day
@boingZz
11 ай бұрын
4:36 You use my own spells against me potaa
@justanordinaryclubman7633
11 ай бұрын
8:57 This coat makes me feel like harassing an LAPD officer named leon for no particular reason......
@ashotofwhiskey219
11 ай бұрын
#dankness Son: Dad, I signed up for a gym membership. Dad: Good on you, son. Son: Which machine should I use to get a hot girlfriend? Dad: An ATM.
@Ee-uo2bj
11 ай бұрын
3:36 best suicide prevention
@citrosthoughts7
5 ай бұрын
its true, sometimes the best way to prevent suicide is by dissociation or distraction. definitely do not say crap like "you shouldn't be sad life is amazing!" or "your being dumb/dramatic"
@darko1423
11 ай бұрын
wait... hold up..
@greensweaterchild8179
11 ай бұрын
14:49 had me losing my shit
@TheBattleCats11
18 күн бұрын
0:50 wtf bro 😨
@Random__hooman-od9lz
11 ай бұрын
6:16 I just fell over laughing 💀 it was so unexpected
@grandempress1587
11 ай бұрын
Idk man ive seen what those electric sex dolls can do and gawd dayum got me scared for my wallet
@mostafizuralamgir1581
11 ай бұрын
9:16 WHY M I LAUGHING AT THIS SO DUCKING HARD 😂
@Proudgenshinplayer
Ай бұрын
4:53 HELP I CANT-
@kireta21
11 ай бұрын
6:39 I dunno, cleaning up your act and making family movies, sounds like a wholesome way to retire
@Jocka-mk4tz
11 ай бұрын
12:04 is my favorite one
@Terminator356
11 ай бұрын
14:28 There is no toilet paper on that roll. She doesn't know that but he does.
@Epicjira
11 ай бұрын
So what will he do now? 👀
@Primal_guy
11 ай бұрын
2:47 : ANOTHER ONE: When bro moves to another school
@dumpsterbabies8453
Ай бұрын
Titanic is not that sad but compared to anything dealing with animals yeah there’s no more water on my body
@coolgamerboi717
11 ай бұрын
13:19 and to think that the lesser dog pfp guy would say that 😂
@sledger652
Ай бұрын
The "I saw a angel eat a child" one was foul 💀
@GeeWilson
Ай бұрын
0:31 I saw a Angel eat a child’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
@FireClown1
Ай бұрын
The Infamous Chihuahua
@Damm212
10 ай бұрын
7:47 WE GETTING OUT OF WW2 WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@GavinWhereAreYou
11 ай бұрын
if ur careful u can notice the young deer had 2 boyfriends at 0:20
@covidsurvivor2039
2 ай бұрын
Ferb has his priorities set
@Anime33simp
11 ай бұрын
14:57 look at the car in front of you 😭😂
@demonofrazgriz5764
11 ай бұрын
13:58 WTF is that pronunciation of Lamborghini ?? 🤣😂
@BFDIandTADCandMORE
Ай бұрын
Lamb bore ginny
@Voids_Enigma
11 ай бұрын
1:59 i literally can’t see it as anything OTHER than a dog
@SHERVSO
11 ай бұрын
Look up an actual picture of the scream, this one is modified
@SC3N3KDVMBASS4LIFE
22 күн бұрын
1:12 EXACTLY, but it burns so…
@markh.6687
11 ай бұрын
There's enough Hol' Ups here for a 7-11.
@markh.6687
11 ай бұрын
@@JoeMama426-fu7qj (buzzer sounds) OBJECTION!!
@fragg7299
11 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... I said wait.
@OptiPopulus
11 ай бұрын
4:04 I got the joke, but unironiccally is that one of those "women's peeing tool" things so they can go like guys?
@DesktopPanda96
11 ай бұрын
🤣 It's a device to assist in inhaling fumes from a certain green leafy plant.
@pbnjgamin1087
11 ай бұрын
2:19 nah that sister is the 2nd incarceration of William Afton and is figuring out new ways
@TexasTimeLord
4 ай бұрын
See a candle 30 miles away? That's nothing, at night I can see a galaxy 2,000,000 light years away
@kaval187
11 ай бұрын
11:27 Almost looks like Patrick Stewart Getting an exam on the Doc martin Series
@denizegemen258
Ай бұрын
bro why i am the only one that not has this thing and the most person that wants this in years
@nemo9214
2 ай бұрын
9:30 DAMN LET BRO COOK
@JensMorrison
Ай бұрын
Cockatiel. Say that again.
@thatblackkid22
5 ай бұрын
12:30 Something isn't adding up…
@Jellydoughnuthole
11 ай бұрын
11:33 that’s actually the reason I met my wife this is not a fucking joke except alcohol instead of cocaine I think I don’t remember the first half of that night, but I vividly remember breaking my femur and jumping off of a five story building after the concert
@michellegatchell5025
11 ай бұрын
The ghost one! :0
@supasunotchi3355
4 күн бұрын
7:16 “coke” That’s even worse!
@LeaveNameBlank
11 ай бұрын
3:55 hello lord business
@LootboxOfTruth
11 ай бұрын
1:08 BROS GOT A POINT, WHY ARE THEY CALLED RED ONIONS
@EduardoARosarioDelgado
2 ай бұрын
3:20 yo what the fu
@JesseThomson-zb9nl
11 ай бұрын
8:51 women hahahahahaha *loud sip*
@dumpsterbabies8453
Ай бұрын
So veganism causes cancer perfect
@mondobigbongo
11 ай бұрын
i saw an angel get hit by a car
@thesixthkid7689
11 ай бұрын
It was my uncle Ben. It was my uncle Benjamin. It was my father. It was my best friend. That one threw me for a loop. How you lost your virginity? Like wow.
@timiscoming
11 ай бұрын
2:40 I cried
@antinixsupernova
2 ай бұрын
2:19 a demon looking like a angel
@mrredishere6054
Ай бұрын
2:18 Bro is literally Sid from Toy Story.
@keiez63626
Ай бұрын
Ferb was like: 🤑
@antinixsupernova
2 ай бұрын
1:44 true
@Noobie1shere
26 күн бұрын
💀
@satire__
11 ай бұрын
I'm suprised there wasn't more Cyanide and happiness comics. You could do an hour-long video on just them
@jakeforgey5378
6 ай бұрын
... The hitler one... Hazbin Hotel had that be an instant entry into heaven...
@tyroneyeetson46
11 ай бұрын
16:52 for the thumbnail
@TheJelocake
11 ай бұрын
Thank you king/queen/royal figure You dropped this 👑
@pleasehelpmeto15beforeista9
11 ай бұрын
The Victorian Era kid would make the 5 layer burrito crap itself not the other way around
@MalikAndersson
2 ай бұрын
7:48 grandpa knew what he was doing
@TheGremlin5464
Ай бұрын
blurring out the danny phantom profiles name doesn’t do anything i know who they bc of buzzfeed
@BFDIandTADCandMORE
Ай бұрын
15:10 so trueeee
@Gecgecgecgecgec
26 күн бұрын
4:42 地下室には7人のトマトが人質に取られていた。
@vedantsethi7124
23 күн бұрын
Lmao
@gifthorse3675
11 ай бұрын
That dog/Angel one was sweet besides the comment.
@professordavidson9821
Ай бұрын
2:19: Nah, the sister became William Afton
@Gliffop666
Ай бұрын
It makes it worse that I know the show at 3:18 and I know that Arthur and D.W. are siblings.
@CosmicKitten67
11 ай бұрын
An angel ripped a huge chunk out of my ex best friend.
@kevtheoggamer6672
11 ай бұрын
Alternative title: memes that make you say AYO
@justanordinaryclubman7633
11 ай бұрын
14:50 NAHHHHHH THAT'S FOUL!!!!!
@johna6169
11 ай бұрын
13:18 well, thats something…
@tesstickles4621
10 ай бұрын
That Lamborghini isn't worth 1m even when it came out it wasn't even close to 1m
@jessicapatriciarierawillia1698
Ай бұрын
16:30 ash shes only 12 you're 20 leave her
@RememberNoRussain
11 ай бұрын
If dogs are angels then an angel as a pitbull tried eating me alive when I was 5 and almost took my right leg off… 😅
@Pineconefaceirl
11 ай бұрын
16:30 AYO LANA WTF YOUR CHEATING ON MALLOW AND LILLIE😭😭😭😭
@kopykatkitkat2700
11 ай бұрын
1:37 I fr thought that was Michael Jackson💀💀💀
@JohnWalls-o1r
11 ай бұрын
evagelion is a kaiju movie and godzillas a kaiju so whens the colab?
@nathannash7136
10 ай бұрын
The fake Pixar movie posters are going to far, and I'm all for it.
@jransdell31
Ай бұрын
I mean Lana has even no shirt on but she’s squeezing ash’s deck
@BLACKWOODPMC
11 ай бұрын
He will never know I’m racist
@monkey1909
11 ай бұрын
She sleep with 130 people
@sarahjoy4198
11 ай бұрын
10:23 What show is it?
@Iloverimjobs
11 ай бұрын
Leaving a comment here in case anybody explains
@Tabor031
11 ай бұрын
i wanna know too
@nerdzinn
2 ай бұрын
Under ninja
@GabrielRolland-l4n
2 ай бұрын
#dankness Museum tour director: (Shows a gun from World War II) The Quiet Kid who managed to sneak bullets into the museum: 🐭 It's a surprise tool that will help us later! 🤫
@SuperEevee-7587
24 күн бұрын
12:09 OH HELL NAH
@antinixsupernova
2 ай бұрын
3:20 WHAT?!?!?-
@olivefernando7879
11 ай бұрын
1:54 i'm a modern artist so i get kinda annoyed at the abstract=can't really paint thing, he's got other paintings tough, like sick child, and self portrait with cigarette that show that he could paint realistically, to be fair idk if he painted dogs though
@HeatherChandlerIsASlayQueen
11 ай бұрын
THE HOOTERS CHICKEN BREAST IS FROM THE OFFICE!! DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS!!
@lancegabrieljuvidaroxas2167
11 ай бұрын
16:00 this is me fr fr
@Lucasscott4955
11 ай бұрын
Hey, i was just At that spirt Halloween store in the toys r us. The whole back half was lingerie
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