"Get out of my cussing store, before I really break your arms" LMAO! The monotone delivery just makes me lose it every time on that line. XD
@Hawkforstluver
10 жыл бұрын
"I just got done eating in your store cause i'm to fat to wait till i'm in my car." I lost it there. I've seen that so many times.
@LightDarkness1001
9 жыл бұрын
They dont even frickin finish eating either they leave all the uneaten food all over the store... when they have trash cans llike every five aisles haha
@Jurassic0Al
9 жыл бұрын
+Marlon Coelho Shit, at my store try every TWO. And they STILL left the leftovers all over the damn place.
@flexible_evil4
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@krudmuphinstudioz
10 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO ACCURATE Can't believe i survived working there.
@pathogenicobstacle32
6 жыл бұрын
Circuity City has Alen Wake on sale for 99 Cents
@ikaraiden4368
6 жыл бұрын
I still work there
@danielmatos6377
10 жыл бұрын
The steak is on sale at Home Depot for $1.99
@williamdrewes7905
10 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@tidepodpadthai2633
9 жыл бұрын
JENNIFER WENTURA PROUD 111% AMERICAN GIRL Oh god.
@jasonmullins2
7 жыл бұрын
does the grill come with it for free?
@Zele6837
3 жыл бұрын
Steak (as in meat) or Stake (wood)?
@omggbrianna8274
10 жыл бұрын
M y baby has free speech
@Storm177
10 жыл бұрын
I could never work as a customer service rep, cashier or any fast food drive up window just because of people like this. I'd be fired the first day.
@BlitztheDragon
11 жыл бұрын
"30 cases of tasty soda." So some reason I always lose it at that part.
@Retroxity
11 жыл бұрын
Ha, well that used to be my life. I could write a book on all the crazy stuff I saw working there.
@tidepodpadthai2633
9 жыл бұрын
Randy Christiansen The book would be a best seller!
@terminaterjohn
2 жыл бұрын
@@Retroxity plz tell us some stories hahaha
@stephaniegittinger7980
2 жыл бұрын
They used to have the best raspberry soda
@anti-humanity2157
10 жыл бұрын
"What the cuss?" Ma'am?? im gonna need you to refrain from using that language. llol
@alaric87357
Жыл бұрын
Is anybody else watching these videos in 2022. I'm sure all these different kinds of customers, clientele still haven't changed in the retail world
@AutoArtemAuto
10 жыл бұрын
A steak at Home Depot? Cocaine is one heck of a drug.
@observingrogue7652
7 жыл бұрын
Art Artsa She must of confused meat steak, with wood or metal stake. Like the things you stick into the ground for supporting something.
@Manx123
Ай бұрын
@@observingrogue7652 LAYERS
@lordjake7421
8 жыл бұрын
This is cussing fantastic. Reminds me of my first job where a guy in my line tried to buy cooked lobster with food stamps. I've dealt with most of what's in the video but never all at once!!
@boh10666
11 жыл бұрын
you should change the title to "99% of wal-mart customers".
@Retroxity
11 жыл бұрын
To be fair, not all customers are like this. For every bad customer, there are at least 10 good ones.
@jurneelove8728
8 жыл бұрын
+Randy Christiansen more like 1/2 good customer for every 1 bad one lol
@shadowdragon1624
2 жыл бұрын
The 2010s version of a Karen
@ankor1066
11 ай бұрын
Karens have always existed, albeit not under that slang term. Entitled people in general.
@jwhitloctombraider
9 жыл бұрын
"Cuss you, you stupid cussing cuss." XD
@CheesyCat
10 жыл бұрын
"i just got done eating in the store because i was too fat to wait 'til i got to my car" this is what i imagine every customer saying when they hand me an empty bag of food, wrangled up candy wrapper, or any empty bottle
@bemiatto67
9 жыл бұрын
"I fed my baby today, so he doesn't need any food." XD If you work at Wal-Mart or any kind of retail store, you have my condolences due to the likely possibility you've come across people like this before.
@jasondyrkacz8270
8 жыл бұрын
If there's a sudden increase in the number of idiots, I ask my co-workers if there's a full moon.
@angryhammerite3849
9 жыл бұрын
I miss Xtranormal :(
@ToxPhy
8 жыл бұрын
I want to print out pictures of Tom Cruise just to give it to a cashier and pretend they're coupons.
@armydrummer69
11 жыл бұрын
"Do you like the sweet music my baby makes?"
@XoxEgan
11 жыл бұрын
"I have nothing to do with the deli." "It's your fault." lmfao Walmart customers in a nutshell.
@Retroxity
12 жыл бұрын
It was such a soul crushing job. I'm glad you liked the video! :)
@PassionOutLoud
9 жыл бұрын
Justin the Bieber 😂 I LOSE IT AT THAT PART!
@treefrog1985
10 жыл бұрын
70 people never worked as a cashier at walmart.
@jadenkarr
8 жыл бұрын
Mimir eldius or just never worked any retail job in general
@OneRedKansan41
8 жыл бұрын
My baby has free speech lol
@Fer-fy8dx
5 жыл бұрын
M-Y baby has free speech
@Ronnie2389
7 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate, I literally can't breathe 😂
@zoeem5304
8 жыл бұрын
those arent coupons those are pictures of tom cruise printed....lmao
@jubilantsleep
10 жыл бұрын
I love how she says "I don't care."
@BonzApetorz
2 ай бұрын
“Save money, live better, Walmart” had me literally shitting 😂😂😂
@Travisthe616nerd
9 жыл бұрын
Everything in this video is sadly true.
@emberwings12
9 жыл бұрын
"My baby has free speech" LOL Ugh I hate these kinds of customers
@Kingsheens
10 жыл бұрын
Dear God the accuracy...this video displays all the reasons I no longer like people and prefer not to deal with them lol Working at Walmart is horrible 😩😩😭
@Kingsheens
9 жыл бұрын
***** no just typical idiot customers such as yourself who think they're going to waste my time. I've gotten 3 raises in two years so I'm clearly doing my job properly...It's just the dumbasses that make my regret my job choice, such as yourself.
@michaelm1238
9 жыл бұрын
Shena Turner Waste your time? You get paid to assist customers. You work at Walmart because either you never pursued a higher education or you did but weren't very good at it. Walmart is hell I used to be overnight stock manager. You deal with a lot of shit but that's what you get paid to do.
@raywhite3161
9 жыл бұрын
***** You're most likely a typical idiotic person who probably hasn't truly worked a damn day in his life.
@sarah_b_555
5 жыл бұрын
This is SO FUCKING ACCURATE, O MY LORD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Walmart cashier for over a year, 2016. 🤣🤣😂 Omf, everything 😂🤣🤣🤣
@LightDarkness1001
9 жыл бұрын
Yep all true... all frickin true. Especially the eating food around the store. They would leave their uneaten food and trash in the shoe boxes in my department... Its not the workers who are bad its the customers it realy... really is haha
@LDTV22OfficialChannel
6 ай бұрын
The Siri voice and the straight faces are too funny
@christianalexandermarion
4 жыл бұрын
wic vouchers in the pharmacy were the best walm customers
@SoCalTechMan
9 жыл бұрын
As a cashier, the three things that piss me off the most are: 1) I'm locking up for lunch so I turn my light OFF. I'm finishing my last order, and next thing I know I have someone unloading their groceries in my lane! WTF, there is a reason why we have those light posts in our checkstands they're not just there to illuminate the store. 2)Its early in the morning, the customer's total is $2.50 and they pay with a $100 bill!!...and worse, when they complain about their change being in $5's and $1's. Apparently they think I have an unlimited pile of $20's to give as change at 6am. 3) When their credit, debit, or EBT card gets declined and they start to argue with me. Bitch, its not my fault your broke ass doesn't have money on your bank account! It's not like I purposely pressed a button on my keypad that made your card be declined! Sorry I just had to vent after watching your video. Lol. Well done my friend. 👍👍👍
@flexible_evil4
Жыл бұрын
I feel ya man
@inbetweentics
10 жыл бұрын
i haven't seen this one in awhile randy. i referred a few walmart employees to this video several months ago. sadly, that walmart is really turning into shit and i can't stand even going there anymore because the employees have now become like the typical walmart customer! if you get anymore jobs like this where you can express your experiences in video form, please upload them. YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.
@JermaineSam
10 жыл бұрын
What the cuss?!
@appleluverproductions1037
10 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anti-humanity2157
10 жыл бұрын
cuss you lol
@tidepodpadthai2633
5 жыл бұрын
LOL, she chose magazines and makeup over food for her baby.
@sarahwright7076
5 жыл бұрын
It's quite accurate.
@captainhero518
11 жыл бұрын
You lost me at the Home Depot steak sale...LOL! Priceless!
@floral1092
9 жыл бұрын
Does this "xtranormal" really sensors words or did you just actually typed "curse"?
@kyliewhite9074
9 жыл бұрын
***** They typed it, i've seen xtranormal videos that have swearing so i think they censored it, maybe for the ''younger'' viewers.
@BidiguiloChefao
8 жыл бұрын
He put curse
@tkreikon6122
9 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate it hurts. I've chronically been behind these people every time I go out.
@samchu5890
Жыл бұрын
So true. Consumers are rude and ignorant at Walmart. I work there in HBA department. These idiots stop me from stacking pallets. Asking me can I help them with mixing paint or opening the jewelry case. Morons should know HBA associates don’t mix paint or have the keys to the jewelry cases.
@Brian6587
7 ай бұрын
"Like a thousand fists are punching at it"🤣
@ithinkmynameismoo5e
11 жыл бұрын
I'm sure I'd be laughing a lot at this. But, since I did a seasonal shift in retail it's just making me cower at the memories. Spot on mate.
@RandyRyoMaclean
13 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... this is my entire two years at Walmart all rolled up into one little video! I hate customers!
@rosegirl0814
13 жыл бұрын
OMG as a walmart employee who started out as a cashier, I can honestly say I've probably heard all of that stuff! of course i didn't respond the way that guy did or i wouldn't still be there! great vid!
@ToxPhy
5 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is the obviously underage kid who tries to buy tobacco.
@inbetweentics
12 жыл бұрын
this is the most hilarious xtranormal video i've seen. i was laughing so hard throughout this whole thing, i honestly had a hard time BREATHING, i haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time. you could write comedy sketches, this was so good. i'm sorry however, that you had to endure this kind of crap. would love to see and hear more if you do others. use the voices they have for them - that's part of what makes it so funny. honestly though, your experiences as a walmart employee say a lot about us.
@melyssamunson
11 жыл бұрын
" your baby sounds like it's in pain, like a thousand fists are punching at it" LOL
@willdav713
10 жыл бұрын
You just described Austin's Arboretum! LOL!!!! This is the funniest video I ever watched. I hate those reusable bag idiots. Your Walmart cartoon should have said "OMG you have so many coupons so the normal shopper that needs to purchase 1 product won't because you hoarded it all?"
@isambo400
10 жыл бұрын
Some people bags smell like they were left in a body bag with a dead cat and 500 cigarette butts
@razorjake
10 жыл бұрын
XD! Reminds me of what I go throw one a daily basis at Office Depot. And on top of that nonsense, we have a man storming in asking if we have Plexy Glass.... we told him HOME Depot. -_- he started to argue with us.
@ikaraiden4368
6 жыл бұрын
I work at Walmart (just reached my 2 year mark a couple months ago), and this video could not be any more true!
@Aithal_S
6 жыл бұрын
I watched this video years ago and I just found this video again and I'm still laughing 😂
@colbycity2843
4 жыл бұрын
This is so cussing hilarious! LOL HAHAHAHAHA
@roblovegreen
8 жыл бұрын
Creative comedy genius!
@கோபிசுதாகர்
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately this is not the worst customer at Walmart
@lovelygirlmali8452
9 жыл бұрын
Justin Bieber = Just In the Bieber Bieber XD
@Retroxity
12 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the awesome compliment. I'd love to write scripts. I might have to make more of these!
@phenixxfire1
12 жыл бұрын
OMFG, this is just too damn funny and WAY too realistic. I used to work at Wal-Mart years ago; not as a cashier, but as a stockperson. That's one of the reasons I had to get the hell out of there. I liked the work I did, I just hated dealing with the people. They totally blame you if what they want is not on the shelf, and it's your fault that they drove out there and didn't pay attention to when the sale in the ad ends. I can't deal with stupid people, especially not in mass quantities.
@dukecityspecialist
11 жыл бұрын
my wife is a CSM at walmart during the graveyard shift and i swear this video is an exact replica of our conversations during her lunch break hahahaha
@Guilmon470
8 жыл бұрын
XD Oh how I do not miss working at a grocery store.
@24601guy
12 жыл бұрын
What's funny - and sad - about this brilliant video is that there is a large degree of truth in everything that is said. Anyone who has ever worked retail can verify an awful lot of this. People have evolved into these obnoxious, self-entitled, temper tantrum-throwing twits. I only hope that at some point, the big shots in the corporate offices for these companies start to allow these people to be dealt with in a sane way, i.e. "Sorry, sir/ma'am, we'd rather not have your business."
@alexvassell
12 жыл бұрын
"Also, the deli has like 1 guy back there." "I have nothing to do with the deli. Dont complain to me." "Its your fault." 2:30 LOL
@BaghdigBalyan
8 жыл бұрын
someone should re-anact this script
@tommytrillfiger5302
9 жыл бұрын
I swear this is how people at my job are and then the manager gets mad at me. Customers be so rude for no reason
@TheMinecraftPoop123
10 жыл бұрын
Everyone in my family hates Wal-Mart. Me, my mom, my grandma...
@Spraypainsos
9 жыл бұрын
I wonder if I'm the only person that laughed at the Alan Wake references. Probably not, but still. lol
@zekehooper
11 жыл бұрын
To funny. What makes it funny is the use of the word "cuss"...LOL
@ricomarcelmusic
8 жыл бұрын
100% ACCURACY!!!!
@BevRRivera
12 жыл бұрын
"Can you perhaps try to calm your baby down?" Answer: "No. And my baby has free speech. He can cry all day long." Bwaaahahhahaaaa!!!!
@Emura100
11 жыл бұрын
Yes there is........I used one this morning to pick up some things before work.
@indigothecat
11 жыл бұрын
Every Walmart has express lanes, the problem is that customers don't care, and CSMs and other managers are too afraid to tell a customer to go to a different lane. The Express Lanes at Walmart almost always say "20 items or less" if not fewer, they do not have conveyer belts like the normal registers, the bag-wheel only has room for 3 hanging bags, whereas the normal registers have room for 6, and the Expresses are also the ones closest to the store Entrances so the customer can leave faster.
@lodevie
11 жыл бұрын
This kind of shit happen pretty much at any retail store, there's always this lovely client who will do something on that list and make you want to run away or headdesk your face.
@71kaye
7 жыл бұрын
price match has gone away. Thank real life customers just like this cartoon for it.
@Psybur
12 жыл бұрын
@Emandudeguyperson I personally think it sounds funnier this way because it's creative and so unexpected. I kind of think the same thing when they bleep stuff on tv because you can still read their lips and figure it out; for some reason, it makes it funnier because you know it's taboo but they still let you in on it, or something, I don't know.
@diamondshecky
13 жыл бұрын
I haven't really laughed this hard in a long time xD
@zoeem5304
8 жыл бұрын
so funny omg ..lololololomfgruserious??!!!love the computer animated character voices super funny
@Wolfwood827
3 ай бұрын
This is literally every customer at every store now
@stinkyweasel1311
13 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I remember my Wal-Mart days. Once when I was working in electronics a customer asked me to take a t.v. out of it's box to make sure it wasn't damaged.A pain to do,but since I've seen how the unloaders throw trucks,I figured it wasn't an unreasonable request. Well,once we made sure the t.v. was ok,he then asked for a discount since the box was now open!!! WTF!!!!
@RatongaBruiser
12 жыл бұрын
I love telling customers we don't accept competitor's coupons anymore and we don't price match unless they have the paper ADD right there.
@cornnog
12 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha! This is like every horrible customer I've ever dealt with combined into one, minus the customer who called me a c*nt for not being able to open my register to give him a dime for the photocopier
@redflare100
13 жыл бұрын
Heeyy what voice did you use for the guy? I cant find it..
@Porcelina19191
11 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this more than once...
@andreasantiagoistimeywimey2912
10 жыл бұрын
seriously i deal with almost this exact person daily most people are so selfish they can care less what happens to people behind them
@Bornagainvillain
10 жыл бұрын
I came very close to cussing out this customer because she threatened to report me over a price match when she didn't even have the ads. So I called the manager for her and looked at her.
@ShadyMissSassy
12 жыл бұрын
Omfg this is so accurate! I'm a CSM at a walmart, and i can think of so many customers like this. how sad.
@indigothecat
11 жыл бұрын
I had a customer get mad because we didn't have a certain rocking chair in infants in stock. She started cussing at me, rolled her eyes, and in a valley girl nasally voice said, "YOUR store SUCKS!" as she was walking away, I overheard her say, "I should just stop coming here because they never have what I want" even though her cart was half full of merchandise. Sure enough, I saw her again with her family a week later.
@00sparkleandshiiine
12 жыл бұрын
"LOL okay, I'll see you tomorrow" Golden!
@Bordann
13 жыл бұрын
Wow, I can definitely tell you've suffered as much as I have in being a cashier at Walmart. I think I've faced every single one of these problems, though not all at the same time, fortunately. I think this video would be even better if she admitted to riding in an electric cart from being lazy. And getting diet sodas to make up for several boxes of snack cakes.
@serious22
11 жыл бұрын
I've worked at walmart for 11 years I think you pretty much got everything. Amazing. You even referenced WIC! I actually work customer service & one of the most annoying things is when people ask to do a Western Union. Ugh I hate that!
@FogHorn1911
12 жыл бұрын
"Also the deli has one guy back there" and that guy, is me
@jwhitloctombraider
9 жыл бұрын
"What the cuss.." XD
@Retroxity
11 жыл бұрын
ha. I'm glad you liked it! :)
@RyannSchae
11 жыл бұрын
everything about this video I have heard from customers on a daily basis..omfg. this video is really true...and about those reusable bags...hairy and smelly that's so true.
@destronia123
13 жыл бұрын
LOL!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks!
@Darialan
13 жыл бұрын
You forgot the complaint about the apple totes. I used to be a cashier and they'd be like "It's 99 cents a tote," when it reads ".99/lb." And then they argue that the sign doesn't say that and then you need to actually prove it to them by calling someone to get the signs, so they can explain to the customer that it says by the pound.
@TheSillySaxon
11 жыл бұрын
I was behind a huge lady at walmart who was trying to just read off a list of prices for all her items, and was just listing off completely random crap. After she left I told the walmart employee that all this stuff is free at my neighbor's house
@aqueenaija
11 жыл бұрын
Yes, they are express lanes in Walmart, i work there! they have 10 and 20 items or less express lanes in the store
@HikaruYamamoto
12 жыл бұрын
you inspire me, I gotta make videos like this about customers in fast food. =D
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