Jeff Bezos is like Dr. Evil riding around in his phallic shaped rocket 🚀
@thomask4836
3 жыл бұрын
Sure wish I could have heard more of mission control and less from the the reporter who was rambling all over her.
@mrpark7043
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, and the thick banner covering the lower quarter of the shots.
@shagmesilly78
3 жыл бұрын
100% agree
@pamelaroberts9246
3 жыл бұрын
@@shagmesilly78 you guys try again for me
@pamelaroberts9246
3 жыл бұрын
@@shagmesilly78 you are doing good and thank goodness you are not on the way home.
@tishrourke
3 жыл бұрын
It’s all fake. Remember Challenger where they all blew up, it was all fake and all of those people are alive and didn’t even change their names, look it up!
@willmont8258
3 жыл бұрын
Is this really a new kind of space travel, or the world's most expensive amusement park ride?
@tumkint
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@ThePeterDislikeShow
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe not space travel, but it might get you from A to B on Earth really fast. Which I think has much more application.
@marshawoolard4230
3 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Ellison well please let us know , since we have to be here in USA we have no other place to go.
@PeterPete
3 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Ellison quote - Well, it seems to be that people are more bored with each passing decade.. couldn't agree more with you! I guess the technological world we live in isn't satisfying enough!
@PeterPete
3 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Ellison totally agree - they dislike what they see when they look inward! Worse thing, when that does happen it is only then when they realise the happiness they gained externally in the form of money for example is meaningless!
@jasonmandela8028
3 жыл бұрын
"I want to thank all the Amazon workers for making this flight possible, now get back to work and keep your head down" -Jef
@coleengoodell7523
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. And don't forget, you're pee break isn't for four more hours.
@Tesla99
3 жыл бұрын
So depressing:(
@ThePeterDislikeShow
3 жыл бұрын
@@coleengoodell7523 Soon they'll be asked to harvest their pee to use as rocket fuel.
@coleengoodell7523
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePeterDislikeShow hehehe!
@steveorules3972
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah really, thanks for all your overtime and sweat, by the way you'll now pay for your own medical.
@conqueryourself9527
3 жыл бұрын
Did they use a blue pill to get the rocket up? LOL!
@mzfitmama2361
3 жыл бұрын
😂 dying
@ak_naral
3 жыл бұрын
Where is the part where Jeff is floating on the outer space, looking at the earth and giving some philosophical speech?
@squawk7777
3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to get you austin powers...it's fricken freezing up here..
@BillofRights1951
3 жыл бұрын
Stop referring to them as "crew" ....they're not controlling any aspect of the craft or its flight....they're passengers. They're no more crew than passengers on a jetliner.
@SickSickCix
3 жыл бұрын
jealous much?
@CleverClothe
3 жыл бұрын
The astronauts on Dragon also do not control any aspect of the craft (unless it is an emergency), yet they are crew.
@FabianAndresLeyva
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the real astronauts think when they watch this... 🤔
@KumaBean
3 жыл бұрын
Probably have a bit of a giggle and call it cute, lol
@texan-american200
3 жыл бұрын
Been there, done that? 😬 Oh, and they were much busier than these passengers
@incogspectator3042
3 жыл бұрын
Probably bashfully laughing remembering there fear and excitement from their first ride.
@ahnguyen1
3 жыл бұрын
they are thinking "we didn't go to the moon either"
@GamingCulture1
3 жыл бұрын
Why does the video at the beginning of the launch look animated?
@robert6499
3 жыл бұрын
Yup...
@Don-ih5dn
3 жыл бұрын
Rich men playing while people are sick, hungry and dieing....
@Don-ih5dn
3 жыл бұрын
For no purpose. Except making money. How about treating your workers with bathroom breaks...
@bewareofsasquatch
3 жыл бұрын
Quit crying. He has so much money he can do both. Jeez
@livefreevinnie
3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t get this rich without the lower & middle class people.
@Zizzles
3 жыл бұрын
He has so much money he will never be able to spend it all in one lifetime and he makes more money than he can possibly spend with blue origin. The same can be said about you, you are watching this video rather than helping the sick and hungry.
@julian-multiman
3 жыл бұрын
@zerzuze Xiiquin Too much fox news leads to stupidity. The threat to the world is the extreme capitalism by the US empire and its forever wars..
@48sufi
3 жыл бұрын
They looked like four gnats inside a apple cider vinegar trap cup
@grittychops6755
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@themaestro3034
3 жыл бұрын
Thats one small step for one man’s ego… one giant pay cut for Amazon workers.
@danielh1708
3 жыл бұрын
You could have just pulled in a random person from the street to 'narrate' this....I mean the folks commenting had no clue and just talked all over the feed.
@idontwantcorporateretaliat6301
3 жыл бұрын
viewers needed someone to mansplain it to us.
@nvrgvupsoldano
3 жыл бұрын
I instantly searched for “without commentary “ I didn’t see any real space stuff. Weak.
@chadhenderson5827
3 жыл бұрын
"We'll probably get shots of the rocket coming back down, and the space capsule separately "?...Duh
@mikea5205
3 жыл бұрын
Hard to find good workers these days
@MrEsgm
3 жыл бұрын
It was a little annoying, needs to be corrected.
@micahsadoy1360
3 жыл бұрын
That was both *lame* and *a morally repugnant waste* of resources.
@SphinX504
3 жыл бұрын
Right? This hardly constitutes as "going to Space"
@VisionCommunications
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel that way when I’m watching my 75” television when other people are watching little televisions!
@sabith6381
3 жыл бұрын
Out of three billionaire space game, richards flight is perfect for most people. It takeoff like a flight and lands on runway. And less danger.
@CC-te4jz
3 жыл бұрын
Which one is the third?
@georgegalileo
3 жыл бұрын
The elon fool is the third, branson's contraption already suffered a crash, and why is everything so phallic?
@carlosluna6401
3 жыл бұрын
Sure, boomer
@katemaxwell2804
3 жыл бұрын
Whoever is narrating this was evidently not around during the early days of SPACE travel and never heard of the International Space Station and how it got there.
@chuckmaddison2924
3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Apollo 11 on tv. Still nothing like a Saturn V .
@kareemsalessi
3 жыл бұрын
@@chuckmaddison2924 ISS & Apollos were both fake. As to Blue-Origion:: 0:25 8-seconds after ignition, it is still sitting on launchpad:::Only FAKE-ROCKETS do this!!!! Real-rockets shoot off launch pads upon ignition, otherwise they explode!!!
@captinbeyond
3 жыл бұрын
They didn't even stay long enough to break open a jar of Tang.
@angus7282
3 жыл бұрын
its all fake wake up
@williameichner7177
3 жыл бұрын
We're all trying to listen to Mission Control you have ruined it
@nvwi9687
3 жыл бұрын
This just proves he can go to space but he can't pay his workers more money
@user-ggyy35kjhomv76
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Bezos' worker bees should form a new company "Nozama" and compete with Amazon ?
@alepepperoni2563
3 жыл бұрын
Amazon pays $17 usd per hour here seethe
@erandeser5830
3 жыл бұрын
Great initiative. I think that the Virgin fight was commercially far more attractive incl. the plane-like landing.
@gastonarce
3 жыл бұрын
And full ride takes like 2 and half hours
@chihuahuasrule1175
3 жыл бұрын
Why did they have to give it a phallic shape? They might as well use this design for an emoji character to replace the eggplant. -this is a joke BTW.😉
@nscaledelights
3 жыл бұрын
They should make it look like a vulva instead lol.
@e0478
3 жыл бұрын
🍆🚀
@CarlGennaro
3 жыл бұрын
same as Amazon logo shape
@JohnSmith-ut5th
3 жыл бұрын
What shape would you prefer? Seriously. Phallic shape is what you are concerned about? These people just went into space. Get your head out of your nether regions and behold a scientific and technological marvel.
@chihuahuasrule1175
3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-ut5th You're taking my comment way too seriously. LOL!
@darrenelectric163
3 жыл бұрын
People need to wake up they make it so obvious. It went up in the air for 6 minutes then it only took one minute for the rocket to Free Fall back down and only 4 minutes for the capsule to fall back down with parachutes slowing it down to 16 mph. 😆
@ceres911
3 жыл бұрын
I’ll wait for Disneyland to have this ride 😂
@mr.majestic2667
3 жыл бұрын
Space mountain just as fun .
@lizziebinx1351
3 жыл бұрын
We have the one at epcot in orlando. Mission space and you experience 0G
@Adrianlover89
3 жыл бұрын
Wake up people.... They did this 60 years ago and went farther....
@JustTheToyStuff
3 жыл бұрын
For the money he spent he could let his employees use the bathroom.
@nicholaslash8760
3 жыл бұрын
Bro, you know how many packages drivers had to deliver to pay for this ride🤣🤣😂
@5gunk
3 жыл бұрын
The difference between men and boys are the price of their toys.
@southpark5555
3 жыл бұрын
It's excellent how they have successfully got these fee paying civilians into space like that. Probably better to wait until the technology has really matured a lot more - otherwise could end in tears around the corner.
@michelmadaire257
3 жыл бұрын
That's with One pill, imagine the Full dosage, they should reach Uranus. LOL.
@chitownreak
3 жыл бұрын
this is the great value version of space travel
@adrianbatts4498
3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on a safe trip back and forth from space i know i would been praying the who time
@_itsmunah
3 жыл бұрын
That rocket booster landing.. 😂
@_itsmunah
3 жыл бұрын
@@zoyaspencer8025 you can’t look at it and tell me what’s wrong with it? Lol
@cmartinrun
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s an Amazon logo come to life! 🍆
@naturalgardener5577
3 жыл бұрын
Jeff: Mission control I see the edge of the sky, can you push little higher? ops it is just 2 minutes and already sinking into the earth. Mission Control: Sorry boss, just enjoy your 2 minute floating!
@georgegalileo
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like bezos is compensating for something small in the underwear department. This is just a silly billionaire's prank...
@ericcsn
3 жыл бұрын
just like a reverse bungee jump, sling shot straight up and come back down here in minutes but in one cycle
@jamesvfx
3 жыл бұрын
Blue Origin 0 - Virgin Galactic 1, try harder next time Bezos.
@romulanwarbird6600
3 жыл бұрын
LOL... that was not a 1 mph landing. Instead it was a 16 mph impact. Somebody will be fired. Possible whiplash and concussion.
@LilApe
3 жыл бұрын
@@romulanwarbird6600 nah, that was definitely 1 or 2 mph. play it at .25 speed
@KumaBean
3 жыл бұрын
The dust cloud was kicked up by the retro rockets firing to slow it down, not the impact of the capsule hitting the deck.
@bigbearliving8727
3 жыл бұрын
Could they ever show the booster actually go from air to landing without cutting it out, this was so fake. No wonder they are laughing so much during both the booster and capsule landing. They know it's all fake. Why is there no on board cameras of the crew? Because this is all staged. All the world is a stage. The Devil is a liar!
@willsharecandy8375
3 жыл бұрын
Branson's space plane looked like it was made in 2021. Innovative and breathtakingly crafted. Bezos's looks like it was made in 1961. Boring and uninspiring design.
@DJGeorgeDisco
3 жыл бұрын
Branson's plane is just that, a plane and wannabe space vehicle
@owenedward144
3 жыл бұрын
ok but why does the spaceship need to look cool.
@themaestro3034
3 жыл бұрын
@@DJGeorgeDisco idk… kinda cool that we have different approaches to get in to space now. It may prove way more cost effective to use that Virgin method to reach space in the future
@chuckmaddison2924
3 жыл бұрын
I think Branson's design fits the space tourism plan better. People just get on like a plane.
@Pscribbled
3 жыл бұрын
Branson’s space plane looks like it was designed by the ssto ideas of the 70s and 80s. sstos don’t work if you want to get into orbit/beyond.
@terryt9153
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely a great moment! But, I just could not get the spaceship that Dr. Evil flew in Austin Powers out of my mind watching it go up!! They looked so similar!!!! Maybe Bezos is really Dr. Evil, he only needed mini me with him!!!
@thecatinthetinfoilhat915
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Austin powers is all i could think of: "What is that in the sky? It looks like a giant... "
@sizzlacalunji
3 жыл бұрын
@@thecatinthetinfoilhat915 same 😆. My wife was like did you hear Jeff Bezos went space...I said.."Yep I saw it. He went to space in a giant P-".....🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never thought that scene would become reality....
@Marste67
3 жыл бұрын
The rocket looks like it was built in a garage by a hobbyist...
@moshonyoface
3 жыл бұрын
THAT LOOKED SO CGI
@CasperLCat
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Blue Origin is well-supplied with little blue pills.
@Eljewel01
3 жыл бұрын
There's only one astronaut onboard and that's Wally Funk.
@ThePeterDislikeShow
3 жыл бұрын
That's shorter than a ride at Six Flags.
@johnhud2536
3 жыл бұрын
The Blue Origin announcer was practically selling new rides to prospective customers
@desertdragon2397
3 жыл бұрын
I'd be happy if Jeff Bezos would Start Paying Taxes, And, treated his employees with dignity and fair pay.
@MrWildbill
3 жыл бұрын
I see we have Debbie Downer's brother.
@jessicabradshaw3365
3 жыл бұрын
Paying his taxes is the least he could do, instead he blows money for his ego
@isaiahwince4261
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrWildbill I see we have a privileged individual who clearly hasn’t suffered yet.
@MrWildbill
3 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahwince4261 -- There is nothing "privileged" about working hard and being successful. Once you have accomplished that then lets talk.
@desertdragon2397
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrWildbill What's your point Karen?
@sunshinecindy570
3 жыл бұрын
All that money spent and they couldn’t put a video camera inside the rocket head????? The Virgin flight was so much better!
@nvrgvupsoldano
3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@thecatinthetinfoilhat915
3 жыл бұрын
Why was Branson's flight so much more inspiring than this? We got to see Branson floating in zero gravity with his crew, giving an inspiring speech about achieving your dreams... This just went up and came back down
@coleengoodell7523
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot that Branson was the last to unstrap after the peon's made sure he didn't hit his precious head and he copped a feel of the pretty girls breast on TV, pretending to touch her new badge, never mind that he had one of his own on his own chest. Creepy and sickening man.
@jackthompson3997
3 жыл бұрын
Turn the volume all the way down for a more enjoyable experience. The reporters think we care what they have to say.
@stevehaire6324
3 жыл бұрын
Sounded more like sports commentary.
@Nat-yu3lw
3 жыл бұрын
“Beautifully performing-What comes out of it?-steam, right? It...it just feels different, doesn’t it Gary?” 😳😆😆🤣
@ismaelvelazquez7776
3 жыл бұрын
Anybody else thought 'i could care less'
@oolformacha
3 жыл бұрын
Word is that the 18 yo just stared at his tablet the whole time, playing a video game. Never looked out the window once.
12:02 "Shortly, you'll hear the capsule off gassing" Inside the capsule: FFAAAAAAART!! 🤯😱😵💫😷😬
@JoeBerg38
3 жыл бұрын
I am soooooo jealous, you can hear that Dutch kid in the blue origin video and I hate him for being there 😂 I want to go to space so badly haha
@greghalter934
3 жыл бұрын
All Amazon employees must now take a pay cut because they had to use some extra fuel on this mission.
@starzanhorse4758
3 жыл бұрын
so.. they went to space? why didnt they float around? went up and immediately came down! 😂😂😂
@E60foamer
3 жыл бұрын
They had seatbelts on.
@evilsonic47
3 жыл бұрын
This is more of far end of the sky than space navigation
@Anni3sgotagun
3 жыл бұрын
It went higher than Space Ship 2
@evilsonic47
3 жыл бұрын
@@Anni3sgotagun spce ship two is a glider
@stevehaire6324
3 жыл бұрын
It's more like taking off your socks and paddling in space.
@michael78014
3 жыл бұрын
Hasn’t this been done with a hot air balloon?
@GamingCulture1
3 жыл бұрын
What would be crazier, seeing space or being next to the richest person on the planet?
@theNzuri
3 жыл бұрын
I thought they were going for a day lol
@margritkaminsky1470
3 жыл бұрын
Do you think it is right that so many other humans have to pay for this.???
@markanderson7833
3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos paid for it.
@tylermacfarlane6449
3 жыл бұрын
I guess this means space isn’t cool anymore…
@angus7282
3 жыл бұрын
no one goes to space
@rnichol22
3 жыл бұрын
@@angus7282 no they all just launch, land in the ocean get a boat to a studio film a bit then quickly get on some wires so they can float around then cut to a desert with a fake capsule they can all get out of
@carsinruin6102
3 жыл бұрын
The announcer for Space X is the best.
@Gorrgrim
3 жыл бұрын
Could this spaceship be any less phallic ?
@madfadz5291
3 жыл бұрын
went to space? yet floated back down on parachutes haha i think you just went really high
@godbrz
3 жыл бұрын
dude put his own life on the line
@doom3380
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the rocket just exploded and it just came back down in pieces. That would've been the best outcome
@bmernka1723
3 жыл бұрын
Does this remind anyone else of Dr evils rocket 😂😂
@AV-se6pe
3 жыл бұрын
Without the nuts. As well as Bezos looking somewhat like him.
@Jaasau
3 жыл бұрын
This bald, nerdy guy was selling books out of his garage only a few decades ago. Man, I love America.
@johnhud2536
3 жыл бұрын
This is the same technology of 60 years ago Yuri Gagarin the 1st astronaut went three times higher and orbited the earth
@sherrisgoodwin3893
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you to all of us Amazon members and to the $100,000,000. Donations following the arrival of the Space Crew.
@itsGuy
3 жыл бұрын
7:23 why did it have the look of a Sci Fi show from the 90's? Lol was cool to see
@reggie93441
3 жыл бұрын
Humans can indeed do marvelous things
@jakebob5101
3 жыл бұрын
I see the rocket didn't have balls to go to the moon.
@thelaymaneveryman
3 жыл бұрын
To go were hundreds have gone before. Alan Shepperd went up twice as far 60 years ago.
@cerveza2297
3 жыл бұрын
This is a huge waste of time and money.
@FangsOfKomodo
3 жыл бұрын
you could say that about any new project/system. millions of people play video games, make movies, start wars, buy expensive jewelry, etc, ALL of which, is a waste of "money". Least this puts us closer to more intervals to space then once every x months. and for that, the rich must fund it.
@panksa7853
3 жыл бұрын
What say..Jeff's Blue origin or Richards Virgin Galactc...👇..My vote goes to Richards Virgin Glctc
@tommyking7340
3 жыл бұрын
Who cares? And why should we?
@ahanga
3 жыл бұрын
The CGI on this video is amazing!!! Looked practically real! Especially just post liftoff!
@panksa7853
3 жыл бұрын
@@tommyking7340 lol...
@Jeckhart02
3 жыл бұрын
Obvious dummy in the window of the capsule. Fake fake fake
@rdizzleoriginal
3 жыл бұрын
Next time just put the whole thing in a super heavy. Save some effort.
@mattmatt350
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the parachutes didn't open until 6000 feet. Not to mention that touch down looked hard, like the retro rockets didn't cushion the blow and the capsule smashed into the ground. I think the booster had a softer touch down than the capsule.
@nvrgvupsoldano
3 жыл бұрын
“First human flight”…. Nah.
@kelvint5894
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry it looks like a giant male organ.
@Humans4forever
3 жыл бұрын
Real life James Bond villain went to space! Yay!…
@carlosi7026
3 жыл бұрын
Gringos!! Thank you very much for sharing your awesome success with all of us. YOU ARE THE BEST. Love from México.
@aminabilal1233
3 жыл бұрын
Very inspirative. Small step for one man, but very huge one for humankind. Why not go on vacation in Space? Yes, let's do it.
@wonderlizz
3 жыл бұрын
Think of what they could do if Elon, Richard and Jeff worked together
@snowyrain5730
3 жыл бұрын
They're terrifying enough by themselves.
@doom3380
3 жыл бұрын
Those two would just slow musk down
@andersniet4581
3 жыл бұрын
Where is the inside footage?
@cantoffendanyone5786
3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a SpaceX rocket to do a lap around it
@tumkint
3 жыл бұрын
You must work there!
@busara45thevillain22
3 жыл бұрын
It actually burned alot cleaner than previous shuttles and rockets. I remember when you had to wait for it to emerge from the white plume at lift-off.
@E60foamer
3 жыл бұрын
Finally a comment that isn’t a flat earther.
@matchthat5053
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty good deal! Liked it.
@kannank9790
3 жыл бұрын
The other guys vehicle was more cool looking 😃
@beautifullyblessed9375
3 жыл бұрын
Can somebody please give me a one way ticket to space? I would like to send my mother-in-law.
@anthonypastore6250
3 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful to see it go up to space .good luck
@reggie93441
3 жыл бұрын
This is pretty cool
@lokossi9707
3 жыл бұрын
Crazy world!! At the same time, Americans are struggling to get medications 💊
@richarris1111
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you can call that a space flight.
@snowyrain5730
3 жыл бұрын
Space is at 330,000 feet. They very briefly touched 350,000. That's kind of like saying you went swimming, but actually just dipped a toe in.
@SphinX504
3 жыл бұрын
@@snowyrain5730 Right. He didn't go to space, he just reached Zero Gravity. Idk why everyone's making a big deal about it. We landed on the Moon and walked it in 69 lol.
@texan-american200
3 жыл бұрын
@@snowyrain5730 I'm not all excited about this, but you gotta start somewhere.
@thunkjunk
3 жыл бұрын
@@SphinX504 You made a really good point. Now all the moon landing deniers use this as proof that we are barely able to touch space let alone walk on the moon. After all, Bezos is the richest man in the world with modern tech.
@marshawoolard4230
3 жыл бұрын
@@SphinX504 did we walk on the moon? Or was it just a movie set? The moon is just plasma, that is why nasa didn't wasnt anyone going there to observe the famous foot prints.
@terryt9153
3 жыл бұрын
Also, I'm sure they all wore depends with the gold flake liner for moisture control and flatulence since it probably scarred the crap out of them!!! Don't want to come out of the rocket soggy and smelling bad. Probably had a can or two of Febreze onboard also!!!LOL
@angus7282
3 жыл бұрын
fake bs
@theHook-up
3 жыл бұрын
need to spend more money for your cgi budget ... seen better in 1993 Jurassic park... Got to love how fresh/crisp and clean the uniforms are after being in it all day ... scared to find out how they supposedly went to the bathroom
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