We present arthur lowe, john, the measurer and clive dunn in dad's armor.
We know our onions featuring john larry, arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guest bill, pertwee larry, martin and alan tilburn. Here is the news, and this is john snag. Reading it, it is june 1942, the japanese have shelled vancouver island and the germans have taken to Brook claiming twenty five thousand prisoners.
In short, the wars, evil tentacles are spreading further and further across the globe. At warmington on sea, on the south coast of england, the local home guard have just been issued with a three-inch anti-tank gun of their own and are prepared for anything right. That's it jock! Now, if I hold the catch back, you put the pins through the towing bar All right, oh right, here, john there you are son.
Thank you joe. Oh look here comes got money. It must be needless time for us to move off.
Ah, you've got the smith anti-tank gun attached to the back of your van jones. Well done unless it looks most impressive, don't you think so? Oh yes, sir, it's been on the road for almost 30 years now you know still as good as new mind. You have to buy a new tower a Couple of years, not the van the smith gun.
I see so sorry, I misconceived you there for a moment. I think the gun's very impressive weapon, sir, when those nazi paratroopers get a load of this. You won't see their heels for dust.
No they'll probably go straight back up again. What do you think wilson? Well, yes, it's all very nice, but do we really have to drag such a great big gun? Along with us, I mean it's an awful, an awful, but on active service wilson. This gun plays a very important part in the efficiency tests.
We're going on today right jones, get the men aboard, I would say like a shot, but private walker has the key and, as he he's not present, I think he must be elsewhere, we'll go and see. If he's in the hall and honey it's getting late, very good Tip drip. Yes, sir, did you get the all-weather cover for the gun made? Oh yes, sir.
I got it here. My sister was working a little midnighter. She made it from an old chair cover.
Isn't it this fall chance wears awfully? Well, you know. Yes, yes, i'm sure it does. Tell me girlfriend.
Was the lace throw around the bottom? Your idea, oh you can't put that thing on our gun. I just looked like a lot of panzers. I imagine he's quite bright, I mean it is awfully pretty, wouldn't mind so much if it was sort of browns and greens pass it off as camouflage it's all bright little flowers but it'll be very useful if you ever want to hide the gun.
In a herbaceous border Joe, where are you, mr man, remodels the key to the band he's in harry to get off joe where's he got to? Who can that be hello, jack jones, the butcher? I mean corporal jones, I don't want you, I want joe walker. This is chief warden odges. Well he's not here now, listen mate! I don't want any excuses.
I want my onions. Do you hear me? I want my onions. What are you shouting for i'm not Shouting.
I gave joe walker 50 quid in once for half a tonne of onions. He said he'd bring him round to my shop yesterday. Where are they don't ask me? How should I know? Listen you tell her to bring them round at once.
He can't do that. We're going away for the weekend on a home guard efficiency test, listen mate, i'm coming straight around there now and if I don't get my onions, there won't be anything left of him to test. Well, really, mr managed right: he is uncouth hello! Josie did you want me hurry up.
Captain manny wants to clear the van look at that time. Wilson, we'll never get away with this right i'll either come now. Mr man, about time as well come on walk up unlock the back of the van oh well uh.
It's a bit difficult, you see, sir, look walker. Have you got the key or haven't you? Oh yeah. I've got the key here, but That's not the point you see yeah but um.
I shall unlock it myself and, if you've been up to any monkey business involving our platoon transport, walk up, I shall be down on you like a ton of bricks. Now wilson, when i've got these doors open, you can get the men to wait a minute. What's all this in the back, They look like onions, sir.
I know they're onions, ben's, half full of them - walker, what's the meaning of this uh they don't they don't belong to me, sir uh. I was going to deliver him to a customer. How dare you use the platoon transport for an improper purpose, i'll speak to you later come on wilson, women's get off well.
How do we better under the onions? First, we haven't got time related up, as it is right jones get The men aboard tell them to climb in, on top of the onions right, man at the double on top of the onions climb, come on hurry up jones come on get in the cab. Yes, sir, yes ready to move off right right beyond just up uncle after what is it frank, I can't travel on top of those onions. I shall cry my eyes out.
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