"Put the elephant down" Well that's something I've never heard before.
@finns5968
4 жыл бұрын
I love how they played with Dyrus
@bonelesskebab2041
4 жыл бұрын
I mean.. There is the other meaning of put down..
@entruh4520
4 жыл бұрын
@@bonelesskebab2041 yeah
@mladen7641
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm being harassed by fish!"
@nahhman
4 жыл бұрын
put the elephant down
@jefferynatter6143
4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Dyrus have the perfect voice for an elephant, when he was on the Ferris wheel talking I was laughing so hard
@cheese4870
4 жыл бұрын
His voice made me wheeze
@swaggerarmy499
4 жыл бұрын
I'm an elephant on a wheel
@CalmestRaccoon
Жыл бұрын
He could voice one in a kids' animation.
@ryaquaza3offical
3 жыл бұрын
“why do you have a taser!?!” “Because I’m a fish,. obviously” electric eels, electric catfish and electric rays in a nutshell
@VRTrapman
4 жыл бұрын
idk what it is, but my brain is producing so much dopamine right now..
@walrusgiraffe3440
3 жыл бұрын
nice
@Mystery-Wolf
3 жыл бұрын
Prob Jameskii voice.
@kobybloxidge4857
3 жыл бұрын
Simply jameskii
@frostics.
4 жыл бұрын
i just love jameskiis grasp on the english language, it's the perfect ratio of grasp and accent it seriously makes everything enjoyable
@lucasmcfadd6648
4 жыл бұрын
Title: We spent $5 for this game. Me: Sees thumbnail. That’s worth it.
@qualewhale8146
4 жыл бұрын
WERE IS THE FREE WI-FI DAMN LOL :D
@swaggerarmy499
4 жыл бұрын
Man I want that game but it's 5 dollars
@keeski8926
3 жыл бұрын
why does it say 6 now
@nyther
4 жыл бұрын
"Who wants to recreate the Harambe situation?" Next shot it's him near a child corpse...
@1SimonTheKid
4 жыл бұрын
Alternate Ending
@LordLongHands
4 жыл бұрын
@@1SimonTheKid the preferred ending
@lanfour4444
4 жыл бұрын
@@LordLongHands Cursed
@evieinfinite
4 жыл бұрын
@@LordLongHands this is a great image
@sbeveboi4503
3 жыл бұрын
*Friendly fire will not be tolerated*
@RonaldMcDonaldHasAGuns
4 жыл бұрын
GMOD. Banned from Garrys mod 8. Can’t wait to see that one.
@lycanroc4881
4 жыл бұрын
yess
@aaronnou2127
4 жыл бұрын
@@lycanroc4881 yes yes
@lycanroc4881
4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronnou2127 yes yes yes
@taeisterrible
4 жыл бұрын
@@lycanroc4881 yes yes yes yes
@nahhman
4 жыл бұрын
yes
@kondi8196
4 жыл бұрын
Btw, this game is called "Zookeeper simulator"
@Arksual
4 жыл бұрын
thank you
@epicgamer730
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@yeety72
3 жыл бұрын
17 38 ay im like hey whats up hello
@DionysusTickler
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you soooo much
@kondi8196
3 жыл бұрын
No problem guys
@thetacogamer9079
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the music he's using is from The Simpsons: Hit and Run.
@steinkoloss7320
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I knew the music, but I didn't know from where. 1 Hour later I suddenly remembered.
@thetacogamer9079
3 жыл бұрын
@@steinkoloss7320 I think I realized it about 5 minutes into the video. I might need to see if I can replay that game again.
@steinkoloss7320
3 жыл бұрын
@@thetacogamer9079 EMULATORS REEE
@darkflamemaster495
3 жыл бұрын
@@thetacogamer9079 I STILL HAVE THE GSME
@marxsono4236
4 жыл бұрын
Gmod, VRChat and those cheap multi-player games are so fishing funny
@Deep_Cea
4 жыл бұрын
what he said
@BaconLover100
4 жыл бұрын
Photosynthesis
@lightn2783
4 жыл бұрын
Male fantasy
@knivez6712
4 жыл бұрын
that's why I have almost 500 hours on vrchat
@1200024
4 жыл бұрын
+1
@Mortarion32
4 жыл бұрын
7:49 i was expecting skipper and the others to "smile and wave"
@AxxLAfriku
4 жыл бұрын
I am the funniest KZitemr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear has
@TunkerWunker
4 жыл бұрын
No
@cerealcereal1280
4 жыл бұрын
I like your username bro
@physicaldragon4411
4 жыл бұрын
just came back from school to experience this art
@happybruh5449
4 жыл бұрын
I’m in school
@Suddsmcduffs
4 жыл бұрын
WTF IM IM LUNCH RIFHT NOW
@Ll3maFN
4 жыл бұрын
My school finished 10 hours ago at 3:10
@РигельПетров
4 жыл бұрын
I skipped cause im sick : /
@tregriffin8471
4 жыл бұрын
@@РигельПетров lol
@neolith7714
4 жыл бұрын
10:16 Emmit just rolled in with a grenade
@-.44.-
4 жыл бұрын
The way he said “Endangered my ass” sounded like he was saying his ass was endangered😂
@Kimireal32
4 жыл бұрын
I'm always happy to see you post something.
@ayomayonnaise8886
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Manynamesonehandle
4 жыл бұрын
Who isnt? Jameskii is a funny and amazing content creator lmao
@miojos4n
4 жыл бұрын
protect james at all costs
@Lucas-tq9qm
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@noyou4880
4 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's happy by his profile pic.
@JustinY.
4 жыл бұрын
"I paid $5 for this GAME" And I say that's 5 bucks well spent.
@OciYz
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Justin
@flamingwa4116
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Justin
@valenwyrm
4 жыл бұрын
for the first time, im early
@cerealcereal1280
4 жыл бұрын
Justin
@zubinzuro
4 жыл бұрын
Justin please I am a Nigerian prince who desperately needs to inform you that The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region. Your assistance as THE Justin Y is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. To be confirmed as the legitimate Justin Y to be a transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria, but these funds will be returned shortly. Justin, please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter.
@Anquect
4 жыл бұрын
sees lion Jameskii: ELEPHANT!
@over4863
3 жыл бұрын
1:18 “ *if i can......if i can get to that place...* “
@noire_xd
3 жыл бұрын
Jojo
@FlapJackSyrup
4 жыл бұрын
the sequel to this video is "Remember when I paid $5 for this?"
@evoliradio1787
4 жыл бұрын
Man nice video, I would just love seeing you playing a couple other VR games other than VrChat (tho i love those videos as well). For example boneworks, pavlov or maybe fnaf?
@dustinhess8666
4 жыл бұрын
Yo that’s a good idea
@evoliradio1787
4 жыл бұрын
@@dustinhess8666 thank you! Appreciate it!
@thegetrktshow
4 жыл бұрын
they did pavlov and fnaf
@evoliradio1787
4 жыл бұрын
@@thegetrktshow yea i thought i saw pavlov but i didnt see fnaf before
@SpikeX96
4 жыл бұрын
9:23 "I'm God!" *shrieking children*
@towcat
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about normal
@roblobster14
4 жыл бұрын
We love you man Ik I’m not only speaking for myself but for everyone that we love your content and love everything you do for us
@rockiecraft
Жыл бұрын
nuh uh
@kelseycarter7338
4 жыл бұрын
2:05 when you get stuck on a door in GMOD
@Cigitrip
3 жыл бұрын
Penguin: I'm a zoomy boy Also penguin: **commits hit monkey vertically**
@squishprince
4 жыл бұрын
From now on I will imagine all elephants having Dyrus’ voice regardless of gender 😭😭😭 it’s just too perfect
@snanoopis6584
4 жыл бұрын
jameskii: complains about demonetization also jameskii: starts video with kicking baby and a highschool student detonating a bomb edit: If someone already made this comment, I'm sorry because I didn't know
@mrwhiffy2045
4 жыл бұрын
Please play Zooicide next. It is a fucking hysterical game that literally had me crying from laughter the first time I saw it
@defectivepikachu4582
4 жыл бұрын
isnt that the one where the body parts fly off?
@slayer2110
4 жыл бұрын
@@defectivepikachu4582 yes
@joelabner0611
4 жыл бұрын
0:59 “I like yo cut G”
@regentester72
4 жыл бұрын
i love how emmet comes rolling outta nowhere and crashes jameskiis game 10:13
@Blank55600
4 жыл бұрын
Dyrus sounds like the embodiment of defeat and has the same energy as the 'yes dear' meme
@doyg2954
4 жыл бұрын
Ngl, anything jameskii posts is just amazing. I don't think theres a single time I've not died laughing while watching
@franceferret5137
4 жыл бұрын
"I think I'm a monkey who has a tazer?"
@bolognatious1684
3 жыл бұрын
I really like when you do multiplayer stuff with your friends, especially these obscure indie games that are low-key garbage but really entertaining.
@davidjohnson4171
4 жыл бұрын
"Leave a comment about what game you wanna see next." Uhh more of this, if you can. This is hysterical.
@ZacCounterAttack
4 жыл бұрын
Video: Starts with Granny kicking a baby Me: yeah this video is definitely demonitized
@entruh4520
4 жыл бұрын
Its not though and neither are the granny kicking baby videos
@jaykore3589
4 жыл бұрын
@@entruh4520 it was a joke
@entruh4520
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaykore3589 okay
@jaykore3589
4 жыл бұрын
@@entruh4520 😎
@blakeallen5939
4 жыл бұрын
I apparently haven’t been subbed but I’ve been watching you for the past few months, I absolutely love your videos! I’m dying to see another VR video cause your VR videos are always hilarious! Keep making great content! You’re such an amazing and caring creator!
@entruh4520
4 жыл бұрын
Why didn't u sub until now
@blakeallen5939
4 жыл бұрын
@@entruh4520 cause i thought I was, but that was on my old disabled account.
@entruh4520
4 жыл бұрын
@@blakeallen5939 oh ok
@maxhimstreet7964
4 жыл бұрын
James, please keep making these videos. On some days, they're the only thing keeping me happy. I love your personality, and I honestly wouldn't be the same without it.
@GandziaxBG
4 жыл бұрын
The Emotions, The drama, The Action, The Romance, The Explosions.
@Tuskingan
4 жыл бұрын
I love your Vr chat and gmod videos so much, you make good stuff and you never get the credit you deserve
@tomwilding9834
4 жыл бұрын
"I think I'm a monkey who has a taser." I feel seen.
@chris2ndaccount69
4 жыл бұрын
Need more videos like these can't stop laughing when I watched this video
@ocomhdhain1197
4 жыл бұрын
"wait how do you get an elephant and a lion mixed up?" the same way miniladd got an otter and an elephant mixed up
@secondjeebs
4 жыл бұрын
o god
@emailzack2177
4 жыл бұрын
His names not mini lad it,s Pablo
@dislikereporter2271
4 жыл бұрын
@@emailzack2177 escebar
@Honeydwarf85
4 жыл бұрын
Same way Mini got underage girls confused with people his own age.
@carlosesteban5601
4 жыл бұрын
at least english isn't his first language
@jakoblat7886
4 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff James really sucks to hear that this youtube glitch is happening to you of all people hope you get through it and keep growing sending love
@scarletdeath180
3 жыл бұрын
"Where's Nemo?" You don't need to find it. It will find you with a granade.
@DarthCheese
4 жыл бұрын
0:59 Monki slap
@manboi746
4 жыл бұрын
I would personally like to see you play other vr games like The walking dead saints and sinners or like another game I love Espire 1
@onestick8294
4 жыл бұрын
me: *looks in description at the bottom* KZitem: this is Garry's mod
@YUKILOID39
4 жыл бұрын
That slapping sound is my favorite thing, it's so funny
@OreoCrimson
3 жыл бұрын
4:22 *"Do you believe in Gravity?"*
@StaticFanfare
4 жыл бұрын
If anyone is wondering, the game is called Zookeeper Simulator.
@cerealcereal1280
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Caveman_-mk6oh
4 жыл бұрын
“Let’s re create the harambe” Best thing I’ve hear yet tbh
@leoramirez3588
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm medically exempt from wearing a mask, Thank you very much!"
@alekssbound
4 жыл бұрын
Play more of these Cheap, Dumb but amazingly Funny games please, i just love how funny all these types of games are when you play it. And you doing Dumb things while saying Dumb things is just amazing! "The Fish Has a Tazer!" " You got a Grenade? Whe- AAAA--" "Why do you have grenades? Because it's a Zoo."
@core7344
4 жыл бұрын
The giraffe driving through the store while the penguin helplessly asks them to leave while they spout nonsense is scary how accurate it is to working retail or any job where you have to deal with people. It was like PTSD for me...dark times...
@yanetparga9816
4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a possum driving a truck then crashing into a bunch of burgers
@Vo1DStein
4 жыл бұрын
"WE PAID" -epic slovanian comunism noises"
@eightconch
4 жыл бұрын
"cant wait to refund this" me in my head: "cant wait to fund this"
@brycevo
4 жыл бұрын
This game is great. Please do more of this and the babysitting game
@revolverocelot423
2 жыл бұрын
Idk whats scarier, the thing that a Penguin is holding a Grenade or the thing that a Grenade holding Penguin is a weapon in Half Life Opposing Forces
@samuelberghuvud5527
4 жыл бұрын
Video released 13 sec ago: Me: :O
@slookipos8907
4 жыл бұрын
"We Paid $5 For THIS Game" *So is that mean you're enjoying it?*
@swedishbatman
4 жыл бұрын
Dyrus sounds like Eeyore. Hope he's all good.
@xXgodngunsXx96
4 жыл бұрын
James I've been watching for a few years now and I will support you through any decisions you have with this channel
@zteak1066
4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a video where you are having fun like always :)
@politepinoy719
4 жыл бұрын
1:14 jameskii without context
@darquedantequick8551
4 жыл бұрын
Jamskii: We bought an amazing $5 game on steam interesting
@SmeegForBran
4 жыл бұрын
This is an extra comment. Enjoy, good luck and hope it works out.
@logicstroop1474
4 жыл бұрын
1:19, lol u thought milkshake was about to play
@globalryot939
4 жыл бұрын
Literally any video you make, I'll watch. You're the funniest guy on KZitem and that's simple fact. Hope KZitem fixes their shit soon.
@TheBaca219
4 жыл бұрын
Weird games are at least varied. And variety is fun so it would be nice to see more videos with you guys playing them
@kubrickfive2358
4 жыл бұрын
I really like the vids when you’re filing with other people! But any video from you is great! Keep it up James!!
@OwlOwl900
4 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy to see you having fun with your friends, a treasure I cannot obtain.
@heyimShade_
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that simpsons: Hit and run soundtrack in the back
@Nyanako_VT
4 жыл бұрын
I'm fine w/ whatever you put out, but as for just random ideas that might be fun to see: -Sims 3 (or 4 if you have to) w/ mods (kind of in the same vein of spore abominations.) -Modded Stardew w/ friends (add weird mods; there's even one that replaces a character w/ sans...) -HypnoSpace Outlaw might be fun. -More Gmod or Roblox stuff. -More fun, "quality" games like this one.
@chris_hisss
4 жыл бұрын
There was a skylift, was hoping to see you on that too. Great video guys.
@JustAidan62
4 жыл бұрын
I swear if my friends played this I would say while witnessing chaos going “you think this is grand theft auto no this is GRAND THEFT MONKEY!”
@gamergoose416
2 жыл бұрын
Jameskii video plans: 1. Buy game with five dollars 2. ??? In game 3. Profit
@waterninten
4 жыл бұрын
100% A good use of 5 dollars. I enjoyed watching this so, so much.
@scathexz
4 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the ruining roblox vids, the vrchat nutshells, and if you would, check out Club Penguin Rewritten. There's also this old forgotten treasure called Spiral Knights... I think you'd enjoy it in a little more serious gameplay, maybe on a stream or something. Who knows, you might end up bringing a surge of players to the game. I honestly think it deserves more attention (again), and the music in game is astoundingly beautiful.
@knoxpoulson14
4 жыл бұрын
ok so some youtubers are funny, but honestly, after seeing VR chat in a nutshell 10, and being a vr enthusiast myself, you have probably become the #1 funniest content on the world
@knoxpoulson14
4 жыл бұрын
you should play some games that are VR, i have so many suggestions, like Boneworks, and maybe some multiplayer games, like rec room, echo vr and echo combat :)
@TheGreenRupee
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly any Jameskii video is good idea for a new video.
@EthanSeville
2 жыл бұрын
8:00 smile and wave bois
@zadianvwhgaming
4 жыл бұрын
Whenever yall got blasted into the sky, it reminds me of the whole Pokémon Team Rocket trope, “we’re blasting off again” thing lol
@double9661
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, other than the Gmod Harry Potter videos, which I still liked, I love all your videos. You and your friends are fucking hilarious so seeing you guys have fun is perfect for me.
@irishofficial3848
2 жыл бұрын
7:52 is like Penguins of Madagascar on a special mission infiltrating a foreign Zoo
@djbirch8582
3 жыл бұрын
I don't have any video recommendations, but I figured leaving a comment would help. Love your content!
@OnlyyAutumnn
4 жыл бұрын
I really want to see more of this, it's super funny.
@eliotfromthefuture.8207
4 жыл бұрын
More. Gmod. For. Sure. I love you and Gmod.
@ani2628
4 жыл бұрын
Jameskii all your videos are hilarious, we don’t mind what it is!
@jamesbraunius8206
4 жыл бұрын
Please do more of games like this, they are great comedy
@nicolasa.3192
4 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first time I've seen James play a "new" dollar store cheap game that I've actually heard of before.
@nidus69moji
4 жыл бұрын
Great game + great ppl = a comedy gold, and that's a fact
@megiqn6702
3 жыл бұрын
The words said in this video made me cry so hard. 🤣
@ianinnes5923
3 жыл бұрын
Dyrus is clearly the funniest guy in this video
@MariLui64
4 жыл бұрын
I love the Simpsons Hit and Run music, it really fits the hilarious shenanigans in this video. :^)
@onurylmaz
4 жыл бұрын
Yo, great video. I feel like your editing's been slightly different in a good way recently, not that it was anything bad before. Keep up the good work!
@ggEmolicious
3 жыл бұрын
Penguin: I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up. Penguin: But it’s cool tho. *slides away into the distance* 9:51 “oh god, here we go” that’s been me for the past year each time I’m in discord and somehow that topic comes up
@HelloFellowFriends
2 жыл бұрын
"Why do you have a tazor?" "Because I'm a fish, obviously." Logic
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