If you like this video, make sure to check out the rest of my shitty content that's just as bad.
@joko49perez
3 жыл бұрын
I did, are you happy? :)
@SlamifiedBuddafied
3 жыл бұрын
The Courier just giggling knowing they're about the nuke everything.
@WUNDER64
3 жыл бұрын
Always!
@nobodyimportant4778
3 жыл бұрын
Only way to get all the cool loot
@thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686
3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyimportant4778 gotta rush it before Benny too for that sweet rep reset
@dpv007
2 ай бұрын
"The Couriers finally, really did it. They blew up the lands West and East of the Mojave... damning them all to hell."
@whitecocoon221
3 жыл бұрын
Bear and bull torture
@Smorble
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : Ulysses' entire face is actually a mask item, and that's why he literally never blinks
@joaodala549
3 жыл бұрын
I always tought he was stoned out of his mind
@dagothurgaming7016
3 жыл бұрын
@@joaodala549 mutated weed
@Rhino-Prime
3 жыл бұрын
@@dagothurgaming7016 aw so he hit 22 up
@dagothurgaming7016
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rhino-Prime new vegas trolling
@andreheri4546
3 жыл бұрын
Man just build different
@SIudge
3 жыл бұрын
I love that “the long 15, that machine” idk if the rhyme was intentional or not but it’s too good and I keep coming back just to hear it
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
It was not intentionally rhyming, I just put them in an order that sounded good
@foxthefox1594
3 жыл бұрын
They confused me when they said that machine as i primarily use this machine
@ZANGELIX1263
3 жыл бұрын
Ok now we MUST have Lil Ulysses drop some hot bars. "Welcome to the Divide, i got your robot bitch on my side"
@ReaverTheSurvivalist
3 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a shake that ass for me remix with that lmao
@quirinoguy8665
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey dad, tell me, how babies are made?" Ulysses: "When bear, bull, bear, bull meet at Divide, bear bull mounts each other in nuclear hellfire."
@SeriousPinoyGamer
3 жыл бұрын
Rule 34 Artists: "WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN!"
@frankhorrigan1508
3 жыл бұрын
@@SeriousPinoyGamer i don't know what's worse, the fact that something like that exists in someone's drawing table or the fact that SOMEONE thinked about it
@TheHalogen131
3 жыл бұрын
And then, the bull delivered the bear the package. The Old World machine.
@user-co7fo
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHalogen131 the bear delivered the package to the Bull with his Long 15 Im sorry
@redeye4516
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Caesar, how are babies made?" "Well first you get a female slave. You have her carry a pack that's about two times her body weight, and you have her walk aimlessly back and forth between the outer and inner gates of the Fort. Something should happen eventually, just keep watching her. She's been at it for two weeks straight and nothing yet, but you'll see."
@justanavocado6434
2 ай бұрын
Ah my favorite character, Ulysses s. rant
@scottthejatt
2 ай бұрын
god fucking dammit thats good
@roadhouse6999
3 жыл бұрын
When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man puts his package in the woman's divide.
@johnsugar3241
3 жыл бұрын
I Laughed A Little Too Much
@Swordsoulreaver
2 жыл бұрын
But do the bear and the bull watch? Or are the bear and the bull the man and woman?
@ryno_8848
Жыл бұрын
Too bad they're platinum chip broke before they pulled out of the Mojave.
@theace8502
Жыл бұрын
YOUR package, courier
@wyatt8000
Жыл бұрын
Goated comment
@horsearcher9325
2 жыл бұрын
Ulysses: You took everything from me. Courier: I don’t even know who you are.
@masterofthecontinuum
3 ай бұрын
Courier: "I don't even know who I am."
@drakodemond2318
3 ай бұрын
Courier: WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME ULYSSES I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD,WAKE UP FROM THE GRAVE,BEING SHOT AGAIN AND NEVER CARE ABOUT READING ALL THE THINGS I WAS PICKING UP *F R O M T H E D I R T Y G R O U N D*
@reebio1151
3 жыл бұрын
This is high effort man, gj
@duglife2230
3 жыл бұрын
"Huhuhuh... he said package."
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
6 ай бұрын
“Nyeheheheh… Nyeheheh… Hey Butthead… He said long 15. Nyeheh… I got a long 15.”
@blastfromdass4310
3 жыл бұрын
"U blow up place and that bad Me blow up place and that good, bear bull bear bull history history divide"
@dynomitejec
3 ай бұрын
That's the shortest version of his speech to date.
@Basil_Dropper
2 ай бұрын
Yep, and that's truly dialectical, b-cause his "place" and your "place" is pretty different.
@michaelironsights8347
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is incredible
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
"High effort, low quality" is sort of my brand at this point
@AoBaiGaming
3 жыл бұрын
If you don't team up with Ulysses, launch the nukes at both sides, and *then* go to the Strip to get your infamy removed, you're not on that gamer grindset.
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
Sigma courier
@AoBaiGaming
3 жыл бұрын
@@aslightlydisappointingsala9481 Yes.
@JazzJackrabbit
2 ай бұрын
"We are going to be talking about the BEAR and the BULL!" -- Economists, probably
@MrTJPAS
3 жыл бұрын
Talking about the Bear and the Bull? This must be an economics class
@Harry_S._Plinkett
3 жыл бұрын
No joke, this legit sums ip the dlc perfectly.
@mfspectacular
3 жыл бұрын
Half for me lol. The other half actually hearing him out
@OGR-4394
3 жыл бұрын
If you're a smooth brain, maybe
@caesar6733
3 жыл бұрын
@@OGR-4394 Rick and Morty is a show only intellectuals understand
@Mestari1Gaming
4 ай бұрын
@@caesar6733Bazinga?
@gabrielarruda4083
4 ай бұрын
@@OGR-4394 I'm of average intelligence and I still couldn't understand what the hell Ulysses' point was.
@JBrander
3 жыл бұрын
if I have to hear *_The Bear And The Bull_* one more fuckin time, I'm gonna go to Sierra Madre and chill with Elijah while the entirety of the Mojave gets covered in purple gas and deadly holograms.
@arandomcommenter412
3 жыл бұрын
How do you mix up the cloud, it’s literally mentioned as being red so often.
@Gamer-ry6xy
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you want to hang out with a old techno-addict when you can hang out with the chad Joshua Graham
@ulysses847
2 жыл бұрын
the cloud and holograms heading to the other dlcs dead money: yoo look the sierra madre our home old world blues: hey vera hologram does this satelite look funny to yo- honest hearts: hey other piece of the cloud what is this funny little cave lets fly through lonesome road: (they didnt go there because ulysses kept saying "bear bull this old world this"
@pelinalwhitestrake3367
2 жыл бұрын
@@ulysses847 Old World Blues: The holograms SOMEHOW got lobotomized. And now they're being hunted in the name of everything that is *Mobius*
@feelsgoodman2171
6 ай бұрын
Masters of the Madre ending be like:
@DashingSteel
3 жыл бұрын
Courier is chuckling because he beat this DLC over 10 times and it's just funny at this point.
@EteraRPG
3 жыл бұрын
This is basically the entire FNV fandom
@rommdan2716
3 жыл бұрын
Making fun of the Roman-wanabee LARPers is pretty easy
@barnacle1505
3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the kind of video I was looking for. Great job man.
@VVen0m
3 жыл бұрын
I can confirm, this is indeed me listening to Ulysses ramble about all this stuff in this "Extremely... drawn-out... dramatic... SLOW-ASS voice..."
@zekedia2223
3 жыл бұрын
*T h e B e a r a n d t h e B u l l*
@eater_of_garbage_
6 ай бұрын
And he often repeats. Repeats each thing he says. Repeats and elaborates, on even the most obvious of statements. Like a jukebox. A jukebox that has been broken. Repeating.
@IRmightynoob
4 ай бұрын
@@eater_of_garbage_ Reading any philosophy book be like.
@0lionheart
3 ай бұрын
@@eater_of_garbage_ spot on impression tbh
@maestrofeli4259
3 ай бұрын
@@eater_of_garbage_wow I can imagine him saying that
@danielaguilera9089
3 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna be talking about *THAT PACKAGE* ”
@BlackuKnighto
3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly how it feels like when Ulysses starts another dialogue through ED-E.
@Enclavefakesoldier
3 жыл бұрын
I can't hear you over the tunnelers eating me alive
@stewartmoyer2018
3 ай бұрын
My low-INT Courier whenever he talks to Mr. Twisted Hair
@40088922
3 ай бұрын
"NOOO, YOU DESTROYED THE PLACE I CALLED HOME, NOW YOU MUST PAY THE PRICE! TRIBALS STOLE MY DREADLOCKS! A SINGLE PERSON CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! THE BEAR AND THE BULL! MARKED MEN" "did you know you can get the Skilled trait 3 times without the trade-off?"
@rubicontugboat5415
3 жыл бұрын
"Now class lets say hypothetically that ya blew up hopeville..."
@iama2509
3 жыл бұрын
*Arrives at The Divide* Courier: Whoa.. cool.
@masterofthecontinuum
3 ай бұрын
Walk your package along the long 15 into the divide. Heheheheh, boioioioing.
@CynicalAnomaly205
3 ай бұрын
Uh huh huh huh, the NCR and Legion are fighting over a god damn.
@samwiseb2799
2 ай бұрын
“Da bears da bear da bears” “da bullz da Bullz da bullz” -This DLC writing in a nutshell.
@turkeygangster47
3 жыл бұрын
POV you're talking to Ulysses Ulysses: hacks into your robot just to go on a rant about how he suffer because of you then starts back up about the ncr and legion Courier: kills self Ulysses: start talking about the divide
@1lobster
3 жыл бұрын
Half of those things sound like actual euphemisms though.
@anon3631
2 жыл бұрын
Ulysses: bear... and then.. the bull... i learned from you... courier... Courier 6: what the fuck are you taking about schizo
@GeraltofRivia22
10 ай бұрын
Imagine actually being able to cut his ramblings short by saying "shut up, schizo".
@chromosexuality2626
3 жыл бұрын
This is pretty high tier, appreciate the work man 👍
@bruhgod123
3 ай бұрын
I steal copper from construction sites.
@utes5532
3 жыл бұрын
Y'know, in my first run all those years ago, Ulysses was a very funny character. I didn't really give much a shit about the stories or dialogues, so Ulysses was trying to teach me this big lesson and lecture the courier on and on just for me to be like "lmao get 360 noscoped" before nuking half of the west coast
@Alan_The_Jaguar
3 жыл бұрын
That last statement is literaly the funniest shit i read in years lmaoooo
@MilanesaConPure
3 жыл бұрын
Lonesome Road in a shellnut Kinda when Lanius gives you an intimidating speech and you nuke him with a Pulse Rifle :P
@dinoluka11
2 жыл бұрын
@@MilanesaConPure Pulse rifle? Did you mean the gauss rifle?
@MilanesaConPure
2 жыл бұрын
@@dinoluka11 Thaaat one, sorry it was a long ass time since i played New Vegas :B Those were broken doe
@dazedandenthused8559
Жыл бұрын
I like how most of that DLC was just Ulysses sounding like he was stoned out of his mind and trying to tell a coherent story, but every ten seconds he’d just forget what he was trying to say and just ramble about The Divide and The Bear and The Bull, as if he thought that would buy him the time to jog his memory. It’s like listening to your grandpa when he has Alzheimer’s.
@HarpVv
Жыл бұрын
Bear bull bear bull bear bull
@mikegadsden55
11 ай бұрын
Like listening to Biden. 💀💀💀
@dazedandenthused8559
11 ай бұрын
I dunno, Ulysses had way more energy.@@mikegadsden55
@mikegadsden55
11 ай бұрын
@@dazedandenthused8559 true.
@serlistogiette4168
3 жыл бұрын
He talks in circles but goddamn does his voice make it sound interesting with his tribal philosophy and logic
@jimijenkins2548
3 ай бұрын
Manikin mask spotted.
@TKsh1
8 ай бұрын
Peak Chris Avellone writing
@radiocaster2k
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: When Ulysses talks about the "Bear and the Bull", he's actually referencing the launch of Fallout 76, as if to mean that he could hardly bear all that bullshit. A line later in Lonesome Road would have explained this correlation but it was cut at the request of Bethesda.
@Dumhorse
2 жыл бұрын
You are literally That Machine
@LN4116
Жыл бұрын
Lol really?
@KD--sj8eo
Жыл бұрын
@@LN4116obviously not you muppet.
@NomadJedi
2 ай бұрын
This is some 10 INT shit right here.
@SIudge
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait until this randomly blows up and pops back in my recommendations in two months
@bigbear7444
2 жыл бұрын
How can you forget that he says, "the why of it" , "history" , "symbol" , and "flag"
@AssasC49DT
2 жыл бұрын
This DLC actually left scorching scars on my brain. Like I was trying so goddamn hard to understand what was so deep in Ulysses' ramblings. This video heals me.
@jojojojojojojojojojojojo4181
Жыл бұрын
A festering scar upon the dry cracked skin, flayed and revealed by the divides winds
@pyroshilov8474
4 ай бұрын
Ulysses: goes off on a rant about the Courier being a twat or something i dunno Courier 6: *struggling to maintain sanity after ingesting copius amounts of psycho/jet*
@Agent_Chieftain
2 ай бұрын
You got me at "the long 15". 😂
@lambda760
3 ай бұрын
I quote this video all the time with my friends, we'll be in a discord call and one of us will just randomly say "BULL, BEAR" "THE LONG FIFTEEN" "COURIER" "THAT PACKAGE" "THE DIVIDE"
@n0n4me77
2 ай бұрын
She package my divide 'till I bear and bull
@doktorj4k4lkee
3 жыл бұрын
My courier with 1 INT and a Fat Man with 100 Explo: Kaboom?
@caesarslegion9872
3 жыл бұрын
Ulysses: yes courier, kaboom
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
3 ай бұрын
I love how pissed Ulysses is if you just don’t give a shit about his preparations and values
@MysteriousTomJenkins
2 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about this is not only is it accurate as hell since Ulysses talks in great lengths about all that...the way he says it in this video makes a lot of it sound very dirty. Ulysses: We're going to be talking about 'the divide', the 'long 15', 'that machine'. It really sounds like something Beevis and Butthead would take the wrong way and laugh at.
@Stevey2578
3 жыл бұрын
Chris Avellon's writing in a nutshell.
@daniellox1
3 жыл бұрын
while playing that dlc at some point i just stopped caring about what he was saying like, i just treated his voice like noise or something haha
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
He unironically talks to you for 15 whole minutes the moment you enter the divide with ed-e, if you exhaust all his dialogue, every conversation last at least half an hour
@mfspectacular
3 жыл бұрын
These responses (like yours) i always see to the dlc ironically show how so much bs persists in our own world lol
@nobodyimportant4778
3 жыл бұрын
Ulysses is comedy gold. He not only goes so far out of his way to look cool that he seems outstandingly pathetic, he's perfectly placed in the game so that by the time you reach him, you've been flexing your demigod abilities for a solid hour and desperstely crave a cool new outfit.
@scottthejatt
2 ай бұрын
@@mfspectacularHow is someone's opinion bullshit? Bit rude of you.
@makinglovecraft7362
3 жыл бұрын
"That, package..."
@am-asx1012
3 жыл бұрын
Even the courier got bored for Ulysses repeat the same sentence
@Metal_Tao
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Salad
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
You're welcome, Tao
@ouchiegiverjr
3 жыл бұрын
Game came out so long ago, but no one can stop talking about the bear and the bull. Fantastic stuff.
@CHIEFLUKE101
3 жыл бұрын
God Ulysses was so annoying with his 50-hour monologues
@edwardiscoclubber1336
3 жыл бұрын
Weird way to say he's based but sure
@saxondespens7271
2 жыл бұрын
Weird when the game is a rpg
@scottthejatt
2 ай бұрын
@saxondespens7271 RPG's are supposed to tell you a lot of shit, but it shouldn't tell you that shit through one character talking to you from a glorified radio/key. It makes some people a lot more bored, a lot quicker.
@Bacxaber
3 жыл бұрын
That's it, lads. We've done it. This is the pinnacle of this meme format.
@jekeha
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't know they recreated Courier Vs. Courier in a cartoon.
@atlasgraham154
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you say Bear Bull fast enough to make the words sound like bearbull, then moan it out a few times, you'll sound like Dr. Dala moaning from Old World Blues. Coincidence? I think not!
@ThomasDonofri
Жыл бұрын
THAT PACKAGE
@command8783
3 жыл бұрын
this is very good, If you play it with the vine boom sound effect it makes it even funneir
@benrogers8520
3 жыл бұрын
I feel this is fitting that I see this right after I finish Lonesome Road
@joshsire2373
3 жыл бұрын
Just finished it yesterday myself ! (Spoiler coming here guys) What ending did you get ? I saved Ulysses and nuked the legion. Classic.
@benrogers8520
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshsire2373 I saved the mojave and killed Ulysses.
@Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx
Ай бұрын
They call him the yapp demon of the west
@Laevateinn98
3 жыл бұрын
eat your heart out avellone
@Cam-xn1en
9 ай бұрын
Lonesome Road be like: "Bear. Bear. Bull. Bull. Bear. NCR bad. Long 15. Bear. The Divide. War is bad. Bear. Bull." Courier: *Doesn't pay attention at all. Nukes both sides. Collects legendary armor from both sides. Refuses to explain.*
@aprinnyonbreak1290
3 жыл бұрын
Ulysses: Courier, do you stop to think about your actions? Your role in this world? Courier: Oh my god, dude, this is a fully automatic rocket launcher, check this shit out, they're all already dead! I love this thing so much.
@cassiemoyles4177
3 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the best things I've ever seen lmaoooo
@ringomandingo1015
10 сағат бұрын
When you show her your THE BEAR AND THE BULL but she doesn’t respond.
@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM
3 жыл бұрын
Joshua Graham next?
@nobodyimportant4778
3 жыл бұрын
Ulysses is what happens if you give nukes to a foam brained fedora on the internet who talks like an anime villain, thinking it'll make him look smart.
@CopeSeethorntin
20 күн бұрын
No Ulysses is what happens when you give a mentally traumatized Inslaved Child Soldier who had been tought his entire life that his nothing but a Cog in a greater machin *(which kind of explains his obsession with individuality and his tendency to over simplyfi everything to just Bear and Bull )* freedom only for his knew home to get blown up in less than a month. When you at least attempt to decipher Ulysses Dementia inducing speeches you can kinder understand how it all led to this point. As Ulysses is what Joshua Graham would have become if he was never given a second chance at Zion after losing everything. Though his reasoning for blaming us are Half Assed at best, I kinder feel bad for the guy.
@joshm7335
3 жыл бұрын
I already getting flashbacks to that five-hour DLC. Four of which was just his brain-numbing dialogue. XD
@strangelove7614
3 жыл бұрын
THE BULL CAME *Cyberpunk2077 music*
@Patrick.Weightman
Жыл бұрын
This is completely lore accurate
@bergs.8522
3 жыл бұрын
Based
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
and courier pilled
@Wveth
4 ай бұрын
Get to work son, those old-world ideologies -- half-understood through the fog of time and personal bias -- aren't going to cast THEMSELVES down for the sake of the inevitable march of human cultural progress!
@elconflictivo7099
3 жыл бұрын
>THE BEAR AND THE BULL
@felipebatistadeoliveira211
3 жыл бұрын
Do you ever stop talking? -Me to the guy at the lake
@atomicdreamz6035
3 жыл бұрын
That's it. That's the entire DLC
@vergil_vt
2 ай бұрын
Do you think thats funny courier? Do you find it amusing that we'll be taking about the mojave balls?
@MegaWillinator
3 жыл бұрын
I want it known that i was here before the algorithm picks this up because good god this is the best meme ive seen in a good couple years
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
All my videos get like maybe 20 views, it already HAS blown up
@MegaWillinator
3 жыл бұрын
@@aslightlydisappointingsala9481 itll get bigger man i can feel it
@MegaWillinator
3 жыл бұрын
@@aslightlydisappointingsala9481 Bro it was at 17k views when i said this i think, and here we are king
@aslightlydisappointingsala9481
3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaWillinator We're here.
@alvaricoke41
4 ай бұрын
My reaction to Ulysses unending yapping
@samg.5165
Жыл бұрын
The Bear, *AND* the Bull.
@bocktordaytona5656
3 жыл бұрын
What a voice Ulysses has lol i almost forgot!
@Comkill117
3 жыл бұрын
Good on KZitem for deciding to recommend after finishing playing through Lonesome Road again.
@theravenlord
4 ай бұрын
Honestly i think its the legion and tribal nature that has him talking in cryptic messages lmao
@Manwhoassociateshimselfwithbat
3 жыл бұрын
The Couriers nickname is the “Long 15”…. (Bc he’s walked it yo sickos 🤨)
@koroplays3200
3 жыл бұрын
Ulysses' voice actor had no need yo be ad amazing as he was, shame more effort wasn't put into the base game.
@koroplays3200
3 жыл бұрын
@@jakobinobles3263 ya I know
@bruh_8129
3 ай бұрын
I just finished lonesome road for the first time and i don't understand what this dude was yapping about the whole time😭😭
@msultan2100
3 ай бұрын
so do i , do you know a video that explain the story without it being like 3 hours long
@mileselon1339
3 жыл бұрын
I love When this guy talks. It's like he's programed to talk like he's a Terminator that read too many History books
@3starperfectdeer233
3 жыл бұрын
"Lonesome Road DLC completed"
@lordkinesis4432
2 жыл бұрын
*HISTORY*
@TheTber123
5 ай бұрын
Bear bull bear arms bear grills
@leseety
3 ай бұрын
FALLOUT MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH WHAT IS MEDIA LITERACY!!!!!
@tiagocerqueira
Ай бұрын
''Bear, bull, Caesar based, NCR bad, Joshua Graham cringe, Divide your fault, yap yap'' Me with 5 nukes in my pocket and a dream:
@footbalrocks4850
3 жыл бұрын
GO HOME COURIER COURIER SIX?
@boingo3275
2 жыл бұрын
Huhuhu he said "package"
@razorsimon6681
3 ай бұрын
The bear and the bull and the bear and the bull and the bear and the bull
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