"pwease dont be mean online about my book 👉🥺👈 " and then writing a trashy prison r*pe novel is so funny
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
lmao right!?
@josiphinet9419
4 ай бұрын
"All the green tabs... are slurs." OH!
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
My exact response to the f slur in this book. OH!
@KatieColson
4 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna give you another hole to cry about" I did an honest to god spit take. I choked. Riley almost killed me. 🤣😆
@RileyMarie_
4 ай бұрын
🤭
@faellethefae
4 ай бұрын
I subscribed after that lmao
@erzsieke
Ай бұрын
@@faellethefae same omgg
@elizalovestoread
4 ай бұрын
i genuinely can’t even believe how insane that book riley read was 😭 she’s soooo strong for that.
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Right!? It was crazy
@trucevideos
4 ай бұрын
every time she said something new i was like WHAT ?!
@legumesss
4 ай бұрын
Love a president who has commited war crimes and killed children 🥰. The second book sounded equally unhinged, though I lowkey love that the "it was all a hallucination" is making a come back
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Honestly the fictional president sounds just like real one
@ahlembnhm2489
4 ай бұрын
I know right!
@KaitlynG18
4 ай бұрын
American Queen being advertised as an Arthurian retelling because it has one guy named Merlin is so funny to me. Riley is braver than the troops for reading this.😂
@emilylike-the-soup2502
4 ай бұрын
Well, don’t forget the incestuous half-sister named Morgan. She’s definitely a stand-in for Morgan le Fay.
@totakluska
4 ай бұрын
10/10 for comedy, 0/10 for romance 😂
@heyimsasa
4 ай бұрын
you can really tell who's never grown up with siblings 🤨
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
googling if sierra simone is an only child
@Lemoncakelover678
4 ай бұрын
Anyone making these incest books I'm convinced never had a sibling. Especially and older or younger one.
@AT-vp8qw
4 ай бұрын
I can't find anything about her having siblings, but she does have two kids which I feel should drive any parent away from incest 😂
@perryjones7771
2 ай бұрын
@@sarawithoutanHCassandra Claire
@marshmallowsaremyrolemodel6406
2 ай бұрын
@@Lemoncakelover678 as a twin the thought of these incest books make me wanna cry even us twins DO NOT want this.
@kinspoe
4 ай бұрын
The cover from "American Queen" is the same as the spanish one of "The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo" 💀
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Omg I just googled it - that is hilarious! They just photoshopped it a different color 😂
@cur1ouscatf1sh
4 ай бұрын
Why pay for more than one stock photo if you don’t have to 😂
@jiminlovebot
4 ай бұрын
omg that’s CRIMINAL 😭
@nubesvaporosas7191
2 ай бұрын
YES i noticed that too and got really offended haha
@reading_faerie
4 ай бұрын
24:14 “he said it tastes like sugar but they don’t have any soap” LMAOOOOOOOOOO I am gonna die laughing
@rocketbilly
4 ай бұрын
Well, this is the fastest I've ever removed something from my TBR on goodreads and yeeted something from my e-reader. I feel like both me and my Kindle need a chemical shower.
@rocketbilly
4 ай бұрын
Also, the person's name is NEVER an appropriate safe word! That's sketchy as hell!
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
glad to be of service
@demon_lady122
Ай бұрын
At least you didn’t read it 😅
@marshiemallow5998
4 ай бұрын
My biggest pet peeve is when writers use mental illness as an excuse to make a character violent/criminal/an asshole.
@misamisaa4547
4 ай бұрын
I hoped we left that behind in the days of Foxhole court....
@eeeveshine
4 ай бұрын
THE WAY I TURNED MY HEAD AROUND AND STOPPED WASHING DISHES WHEN I HEARD "she is 7 years old" girl- the missing context
@JayGTheAwkwardBookworm
4 ай бұрын
“I have had that conversation with someone in an elevator before” had me howling 😂
@darkestbelle_
4 ай бұрын
The fact I had this series by Sierra Simone on my "to read" list on Goodreads and how fast I hit delete after Riley explained the first book, absolutely not, I read a lot of questionable things sure but this is just a no!
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
We gotta draw the line somewhere!! And the president being obsessed with an underage girls is one of those lines 😭😂
@amberdawn5372
4 ай бұрын
That first one is really like she decided to write some really bad Merlin/Arthur/Gwen reincarnation fic with a dash of traditional Arthurian lore (i.e. incestuous affair with Morgan le Fey/Morgause = child) and combined in a way that makes everything 1000x worse 😂
@hayleysipes3964
4 ай бұрын
Still wondering why the author gave povs from someone who was a literal hallucination.
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
She wanted her Fight Club Moment 😂
@Mwriggles
4 ай бұрын
My dream since age 14 was to see Merlin and Arthur together but American Queen is truly a perfect example of be careful what you wish for
@heyimsasa
4 ай бұрын
sometimes i think the romance genre is more like horror because the str8's are not okay.
@CaitCher
4 ай бұрын
As a str8 person myself, SAAAAAAAAAME!
@somethingcreative32
3 ай бұрын
Are the gay romance books any good?
@somethingcreative32
3 ай бұрын
Just asking ☺️
@darrowofyomama
3 ай бұрын
@@somethingcreative32 i've mainly only read the popular lgbtqi+ romance books but as a whole they're pretty good
@gothgrape
3 ай бұрын
@@somethingcreative32 well I don't know about a book but i read a lot manhwa i recommend her tale shim chong sadistic beauty gl (don't read the straight and bl one it hella toxic)
@kailyncorey8267
4 ай бұрын
“There’s a lot of cages in prison” 😭💀
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@nelizao
4 ай бұрын
I have never seen Riley talk about a book like this before and she is just as funny as you this was so fun
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Right!? I wish she would roast things more 😂
@cur1ouscatf1sh
4 ай бұрын
Back in middle school, the Merlin fandom was my first entry point into real fanfic hell, so I’ve read some *highly* suspect arthurian retelling stories, and yet, even the dregs of wattpad and ao3 don’t compare to American Queen
@eri_bot
4 ай бұрын
riley recounting american queen has given me war flashbacks. i should get a veterans discount for this
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Just flash your goodreads review and they'll give you the discount
@camryncraig5489
4 ай бұрын
Riley was so funny in this video I was DYINGGGG I need more collabs between y’all!!
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
We are gonna make these a tradition when I visit her 😂
@optimisticfrogcollective
4 ай бұрын
As a Ukrainian, the world building of Carpathia had me laughing out LOUD 😂 not only is there no country between Poland and Ukraine (as we share a border), Carpathia is not a country but a mountain range, that spans multiple countries, including Poland and Ukraine. So unhinged 😂
@KittenJune96
4 ай бұрын
The mountains announced Independence. 😂
@moose1277
4 ай бұрын
as a Pole, I was dying. why not use a real country? why not make up both? making up carpathia only is literally the weirdest possible choice
@optimisticfrogcollective
4 ай бұрын
@@moose1277 right?? The author clearly consulted a map beforehand too. It is WILD 😂
@76kilosofshade81
4 ай бұрын
45K people gave American Queen a 3* or better rating, which was around 88% which 😭 makes no sense.
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Perhaps they're all big fans of incest
@76kilosofshade81
4 ай бұрын
@@sarawithoutanH Do you think all 6 volumes of this saga include that theme?
@76kilosofshade81
4 ай бұрын
@@LynnHermione sure that's fair - and that goes for nearly every genre!
@athenasbibliotheca8099
4 ай бұрын
Sometimes you just have to wonder if anyone is okay in this world. 😅
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
the answer is no
@lexitriesreading
4 ай бұрын
I’m really struggling to figure out how American queen is an Arthurian retelling but maybe it’s not meant to make sense
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
literally just the names of the characters.. I think Ash is Arthur and Greer is Guinevere lmao
@RileyMarie_
4 ай бұрын
It made NO sense. And apparently Merlin was actually magical and I’m like Huh??
@g0ry_gh0stie_gutz
4 ай бұрын
The second book was straight up the plot of ‘Yaoi the Fanime’ 😭
@lolaxdlv
4 ай бұрын
This is my introduction to both of yall. I would never have pegged Riley for being so FUCKING FUNNY. Her commentary was just top tier dude. I hope y’all do this more often!
@abigase135
4 ай бұрын
That nyla k book being a hallucination must've been rage inducing 😂 please tell me your initial reaction to that part
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Honestly the only part that had me gasp was when we found out that kemper had a wife. The book was sooo bad it kind of made sense to have a terrible twist
@jaaalover28
4 ай бұрын
“If you like this, I’m looking you dead in the eye, I’m judging you” 😂 you are the realest hahaha
@OlikGer
4 ай бұрын
So his name is Dasha... a russian female name (it's like Daria) alright, i guess his parents aren't that russian after all
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
does it being spelled dascha help at all? lol tbh i dont think nyla k does a lot of research 😂
@OlikGer
4 ай бұрын
@@sarawithoutanH there is literally no word in Russian that has the pronunciation like the word she used and it’s terrifying because it means she didn’t even use google while creating this abomination of a book
@sunnymoon370
4 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he's trans
@OlikGer
4 ай бұрын
@@sunnymoon370 good for him for living in the states, in Russia he would be considered a pervert, a pdfile and a criminal by most 😔😔
@jovindsouza3407
4 ай бұрын
Look, I get it, okay? I get the appeal of "forbidden romance". I get that not being able to live and love freely can be scary to a lot of people, especially because it's a real problem with the modern world for so many. But, there's a limit. There has to be a limit. There's GOT to be some kind of line somewhere that shouldn't be crossed. _So why in the name of almighty God ARE SO MANY AUTHORS HELL BENT ON CROSSING IT??????_
@mchjsosde
4 ай бұрын
It's like watching droves of sheep fall into a ditch one after one 😔😔😔
@Madi88886
4 ай бұрын
This was hilarious. The two of you should make this a series. 😂
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
we'll definitely do one every time i visit riley!
@Lxurelxi
4 ай бұрын
I think Sierra Simone just wanted to write a gay erotic novel but was too much of a Good God Fearing Woman™️ to actually commit to it fully.
@kodysqaud3016
4 ай бұрын
if you ever have a bonfire night, now you have kindling for the fire!
@rx500android
4 ай бұрын
The first book sounds INSANE
@disneyprincessintraining2725
Ай бұрын
Some of the dialogue from the American queen book sounds like stuff the dementia patients I worked with would say when they were extremely confused. Also, the whole thing where he’s saying he basically committed war crimes reminds me of that Community episode where Britta dates a friend of Abed and Troy and the guy participated in a genocide and Britta doesn’t know how to tell Abed and Troy.
@rachelpirker2278
4 ай бұрын
this is my FAVORITE series to watch on your channel! please never stop!
@dustdust9508
4 ай бұрын
Girl when you showed the slurs and started like "And this woman only writes" i was expecting you to say 'this woman only writes in slurs' and i was more surprised that you didny 🙈
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Tbh there's probably slurs in all of her books 😭
@Cornedflaker
Ай бұрын
The fact that the secret prison is funded enough to disappear the most dangerous prisoners in the country but underfunded enough to frequently have power outages is so insane
@yeetinonthem4205
4 ай бұрын
This intro explanation part gave me such whiplash
@PaolaMancera
4 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD that prison book sounds so DISTURBING! props to both of you for being able to finish those books!
@chargalbreth3052
4 ай бұрын
Lol, Steinbeck had an adult breastfeeding scene in Grapes of Wrath, not Of Mice and Men.
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
I mean either way miss sierra did not need to bring it up 😂😭
@chargalbreth3052
4 ай бұрын
@@sarawithoutanH at least she's read a classic. 😂🤣😂
@Tappinate
4 ай бұрын
I thought I was going crazy. I could not remember that happening in mice and men!
@theotherveronica
4 ай бұрын
@@Tappinatefor real! the women barely exist in Of Mice and Men 😅
@dobetterwithchristian4472
4 ай бұрын
I recently read For the Fans by Nyla K and thought it was hot, but when I saw her other books were prison romance I took a hard pass. I feel validated.
@BooksWaffles
4 ай бұрын
Riley just saying wow every few seconds cracked me up so much😂
@scoobydont
4 ай бұрын
16:17 Dasha is a female name in Russian, it's short for Daria 😭😭😭
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
not in nyla's world. she makes the rules for russian names and prisons
@justynajosha4118
4 ай бұрын
This video is absolutely hilarious! I love you two together❤
@stuffystuffsityas6302
4 ай бұрын
Omg loved this one, you guys make such a great pair!
@chloemiller2483
3 ай бұрын
“They met at 💕war together 💕” 5:14
@Cur1ocity
4 ай бұрын
yall are so lovely! this was a great collab, the energy was so fun and giggly for the INSANE content lmao. Sending love
@lisanee
2 ай бұрын
i can't with the foreign writers not doing even a tidbit of research on Slavic names they're gonna use in their own books like?? a Russian man going by a female Russian name?? pls i'm already rolling on the floor. and disavowing this man this instant.
@butter-qv4wt
2 ай бұрын
"Uhh you just dont get it dash is like a really cool name and yk like dasha dash whatever you're just being a meanie weanie also i'm an ally!!" - preaumably the book's author
@Elena-cj8xr
4 ай бұрын
You’re literally my favorite youtuber for book reviews, you never fail to make me laugh 🤣🤣😭thank you for subjecting yourself to these books!!
@carly1628
4 ай бұрын
wait.. but this made me want to read american queen i had to stop the vid which was hard because this collab was so hilarious. pls do more of these you guys are great
@secret_badass
4 ай бұрын
For the longest time I thought I didn’t like MMF because the first one I read was American Queen. Turns out the book was just upsetting
@sofiasamou
4 ай бұрын
He is from Russia and his name is DASHA???? That's not a male name 😭
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
We know that Miss Nyla did no research for this book 😂
@wendyd.7523
4 ай бұрын
i was truly giggling this whole video😭
@ORDINARYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST
Ай бұрын
RILEY IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HER
@NeuroticBotanist
3 ай бұрын
American Queen sure is something... I've read AO3 fics that had more plot.
@beautynbrainzxo
Ай бұрын
My two favorite booktubers!!! ❤
@aquestionabletaryn
4 ай бұрын
Please do so many more of these 😭😭
@rashikhare8480
4 ай бұрын
I loveeee these collab videos soo much ❤ I have been laughing the whole time 😂 throughout the video.
@anna6712
4 ай бұрын
you guys have such a good vibe 🤣🤣too funny
@Candle24601
2 ай бұрын
Oh my god hearing about Distorted was so wrong because my brother’s name is Dash and I was soooo done oh god
@aliseputne265
22 күн бұрын
I'm shocked how wholsome the trash smut retelling makes the book sound almoust palatable😂
@JanaMorgen
4 ай бұрын
I’be never laughed so hard 😂. Romance is truly gunna heal our nation 🎉
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
Sierra Simone knew what she was doing
@JanaMorgen
4 ай бұрын
@@sarawithoutanH what will she come out with for the 2024 election??
@samanthaburns6956
4 ай бұрын
the prison one sounds like OZ fanfic
@nickyyy777
2 ай бұрын
15:11 I CHOKED OML😭
@user-we9oo9be7d
5 күн бұрын
it's crazy that these books go through dozens of rounds of editing and every time the editors read it and go 'yes that should sound like that i think that is Good Quality publishing material' girl huh
@ameliamads
4 ай бұрын
some of these comments are ridiculous obviously they didn't mean actually ban books y'all 🙄
@ameliamads
4 ай бұрын
also if you do another omegaverse video please read pack darling!
@Strannik01
4 ай бұрын
16:20 "Our main character is this guy named Dasha." But... Dasha is a girl's name, or at least it is in Belarus, Russia and Ukraine. It's short for Dariya. Was the author bad at research or was she trying it imply something?
@chloemiller2483
3 ай бұрын
I’m being so deadly serious, yall gotta do this again I laughed harder watching this than I have in a long time!
@jellogirl2010
4 ай бұрын
I do not want to read the Camelot series but I want to know what happens in every single one of them now but it's so hard to find spoilers online, but I also don't want anyone to read them either.
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
one of my patrons read them and she said that the president finds out about the baby his sister had and he lets her keep it but his sister is still in love with him. then he FAKES HIS DEATH and embry and greer don't know it was fake. embry and greer stay together and are sad and then in the third book he's like surprise bitches i'm actually not dead.
@jellogirl2010
4 ай бұрын
@@sarawithoutanH What a crazy series,
@espinita.
4 ай бұрын
You both are so pretty
@kuvistudios9343
4 ай бұрын
Walking around my house and every 30 seconds I stop because I’m so shocked by these books 😭
@sadafm764
4 ай бұрын
I saw Sierra Simone I screamed coz Priest distressed me ☠️
@ashleyxwamaitha
4 ай бұрын
OMG, the way I loved Priest 😂😂
@somethingcreative32
3 ай бұрын
You can't write a smutty fanfic about real life people! That's gross.
@zopiranha3871
Ай бұрын
Carpatia... As in the mountain range? Pretty sure It's more than Ukraine, like Czech Rep, Poland, Slovakia and Romania... But why is it a country? Did we have a civil war with The Highlanders?
@chloesantos8637
4 ай бұрын
Omfg the way these books are described... there's no way they're that entertaining to read but it's so fun to hear XD
@nate7081
4 ай бұрын
immediately the combination of presidents and arthurian retelling it’s like you know that author is a real weirdo (and i do mean that as somewhat of a compliment) like who thinks ough arthur and lancelot should be the president and vice president and they should be a throuple
@alyssalacaria1097
Ай бұрын
This was hilarious! 😂
@laiatezenas3300
4 ай бұрын
It sounds like the plot is an "all-American romance" parody written by AI 😂
@cori4727
3 ай бұрын
Okay I cant even lie, I read Distorted and was SO entertained like I actually kind of loved it for how unhinged it was. But it still bothers me to this day that Dash escaped by following Kemper's ordere yet Kemper was never real. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE, NYLA.
@sarawithoutanH
3 ай бұрын
Cori 😭😭😭😂😂
@pinsma
2 ай бұрын
I read Brainwashed by her and absolutely loved it, kinda ashamed to admit that 😭
@kellyhawkins9626
20 күн бұрын
I just have to say that the majority of gay romance fiction is not like this. What a ridiculous book. this author also says in the blurb on Goodreads that people who reveal anything about the book are "dicks" even if they warn people first. I don't like when an author tells me what I should feel and what I should write in my review. I wouldn't read this book anyway. The whole thing sounds ridiculous, especially after the plot twists. I guessed what the main one was just reading the blurb!
@Liam-mf4fl
3 ай бұрын
about the second book, some things should stay in the wattpad drafts
@annadolan4821
9 күн бұрын
Stop making forbidden Romance the perfect edition gad been made and nothing will ever live up to it (cinematic masterpiece gnomeo and Juliet)
@Darcey-ku5uq
4 ай бұрын
Please collab with Weirdo Book Club-she’s so funny and does similar content to y’all. You’d love her!
@ayasara4427
4 ай бұрын
2 times in this video i had a cringe attack goosebumps to the max and i felt like throwing the plates away (i was washing dishes)
@justaylin5139
4 ай бұрын
My two favourite booktubers 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@gurl5496
3 ай бұрын
im traumatised
@louisathellama
4 ай бұрын
Sara and Riley collab to start my day off? Yes please 😍
@sarawithoutanH
4 ай бұрын
We planned it just for you!!
@v_doll
2 ай бұрын
Love how my country cannot catch a fucking break and keeps getting colonized even in smutty forbidden romance books ☠️
@misamisaa4547
4 ай бұрын
I swear Nyla K read Underground Hotel before writing that book...
@lamarparker531
4 ай бұрын
Saras book reminds me of lockdown by Alexander Gordon Smith but worse 😭😭😭
@paigewells858
3 ай бұрын
I need you to read "Coven" by Harper Woods. I need to hear your thoughts. I found it entertaining...but there ended up being a lotttt going on and well...ultimately I gave it 2 stars, lol.
@MarcelleLeiturasPreguicosas
4 ай бұрын
OMG, at least these books gave us this video
@liohawkes5123
4 ай бұрын
wait so the main male character name is Dasha?... As a russian, i can tell you that Dasha is a feminine name that's actually short for "Daria". So, for one, its jarring to have a male character named Dasha that doesn't seem to be addressed (maybe he's trans-masc or something idk) but also have a shortened name of a shortened name. Bro just needed to shorten his name further and just go by Big D instead lmao
@munchie126
2 ай бұрын
I was doing stuff around the house and letting KZitem auto play and this came on and I’m like wait what?! 🤣😂 these books are awful 🤦🏻♀️ but I loved this 🤣. Also incase you didn’t know a guys g-spot is in his butt….to answer the confusion of why he came that one time. 🤣
@user-qo4ey4om5r
Ай бұрын
Damn...for fs sake. Dasha is strictly female name in Russia. That dude would've had a horrible childhood
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