Cmon man i just wanted to make some germans suffer :(
@colekinsey3344
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@harryobrien8968
4 жыл бұрын
Soldiers: THATS UNFAIR War Judges: We’ll patch it in the next update
@dinerolife.4x509
4 жыл бұрын
*Underrated Comment*
@daviddavid-mi5qw
4 жыл бұрын
faidesu he is the annoying guy that nobody likes
@aimanalhaqeem7393
4 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantic3953 dont remember askin
@clockworkgore6049
4 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantic3953 vigil players have no life
@654Crossman
4 жыл бұрын
@@isfayurr he's pointing out how we are simply pawns to the elites. Why do they start wars, and make us fight them? I know there are times it's justified. I served, myself. But most of these wars are like giant games to these psychopaths.
@iprotectmanila1340
5 жыл бұрын
Bans lazers that could blind a soldiers eye, allows nuclear weapons that could end humanity
@jameswatson5807
5 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing.
@josephisrael8959
5 жыл бұрын
Nukes are a necessary evil
@jameswatson5807
5 жыл бұрын
@@josephisrael8959 So are these ban weapons.
@nicomontenigro4648
5 жыл бұрын
Nukes are banned to lol
@josephisrael8959
5 жыл бұрын
@@jameswatson5807 not really
@SOMEONE-pr8qp
3 жыл бұрын
“Bat bombs” that sure aged well
@nintony2994
3 жыл бұрын
imbatman
@DrakeAM
3 жыл бұрын
@@nintony2994 corona
@mrmud8531
3 жыл бұрын
@@nintony2994 bat man's power covid 19
@JOKER_GAMING735
3 жыл бұрын
@@legoobiwan442 No need to be salty my lego friend for these dark jokes can heighten people’s moods in the midst of such stressful events as that of the COVID-19 Pandemic!
@tsukiyunoda
3 жыл бұрын
E
@EruseanPug
5 жыл бұрын
Germany: How do you like that mustard gas- Allies: **Slowly takes out shotguns** Germany: Okay, I'll stop.
@peterzingler6221
4 жыл бұрын
Germany never used gas in world War 2.
@edd3712
4 жыл бұрын
Peter Zingler but in ww1
@EruseanPug
4 жыл бұрын
I meant WW1
@Lucky-be3oq
4 жыл бұрын
@@EruseanPug Germany: *YOU BETTER STOP THAT OR ELSE WE WILL EXECUTE THEM* US: bro u used mustard gas Germany: *silent*
@olaoluwaafolabi8158
4 жыл бұрын
Lucky89999 y
@marklobjan
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a little known fact that if a country breaks the convention a referee runs out into the battlefield and punches the soldiers with a timeout :D
convention and treaty can be broken anytime. it is pretty much a document with 0 power
@adamdubin1276
5 жыл бұрын
Shotguns weren't actually very effective at the time. The U.S. tended to use cardboard walled cartridges which tended to swell and jam the weapon in the damp trench environment. The Germans used it as an excuse to try and give them themselves the moral high ground on something or at the very least tie up the entente in debates on the usage of such weapons. They were far more effective in world war 2 where we began using alternate materials for shell casings.
@whereyafindthisson4366
5 жыл бұрын
@die r/whooooooosh
@abdulklappstuhl633
4 жыл бұрын
Soldier: *Steps on landmine* Also the soldier: *,,ReEpoRT"*
@high-hw3cw
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👾
@scottishgamer5503
3 жыл бұрын
@@high-hw3cw what are you doing here FBI?
@lulu74ify
3 жыл бұрын
@@high-hw3cw *FBI OPEN UP*
@guttysaw6365
3 жыл бұрын
Why make fun of military. They give their lives just for us to make these comments
@erikr695
5 жыл бұрын
We're under attack! Quick, get the rule book!
@Cadomi
5 жыл бұрын
Quick sir, should I throw it at them?
@beezechurgerjer9891
5 жыл бұрын
Timeout!!
@Joe-kp5yr
5 жыл бұрын
Hit them with the corner and they're dead
@tractorde3rd610
5 жыл бұрын
SIR TURN ON THE MIC WE MUST TELL THEM Mic:GUES STOP PLS YOU ARE UNFAIR U CANT USE THAT
@qmp9422
5 жыл бұрын
Well if you need to remember not to gaz some enemies you need to change your mind
@jetpackboy0995
5 жыл бұрын
1918 Germany: *Using Mustard Gas on enemy trenches* USA: *Uses shotguns* Germany: Please stop using shotguns
@diejagers4636
5 жыл бұрын
Dude he Germans used shotguns too
@andrewwang2602
5 жыл бұрын
Die Jägers maybe but it was an American invention that devastated German front lines.
@jetpack3279
5 жыл бұрын
Nice username
@adamdubin1276
5 жыл бұрын
Shotguns weren't actually very effective at the time. The U.S. tended to use cardboard walled cartridges which tended to swell and jam the weapon in the damp trench environment. The Germans used it as an excuse to try and give them themselves the moral high ground on something or at the very least tie up the entente in debates on the usage of such weapons. They were far more effective in world war 2 where we began using alternate materials for shell casings.
@whereyafindthisson4366
5 жыл бұрын
@adam r/whoooosh
@wiseoaktree420
5 жыл бұрын
*uses flame thrower* "would you like to kick this player?" yes ✅. no ❎.
@adityapratama9241
5 жыл бұрын
❎
@who3033
4 жыл бұрын
✅
@wyattsouthern4952
4 жыл бұрын
✅
@sukumykaja
4 жыл бұрын
✅
@raffaelfluckiger869
4 жыл бұрын
✅
@Allen-lb4ky
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine people at war trying to avoid being killed during a fight asking themselves "Wait...is this weapon legal? Can I use it?"
@TheAlmightyWiggy
4 жыл бұрын
So, no poisoning, but vaporizing a city of civilians is fine.
@karjathebard2401
4 жыл бұрын
Nukes are banned tho,right?
@AzAzrael
4 жыл бұрын
Karja O they might be banned , but no if they needed to use they’re gonna use it.
@zxow
4 жыл бұрын
they are not banned but there is a separate pact that doesn't allow testing and using so tehnically yeah they are banned
@radioactivian
4 жыл бұрын
*LOGIC 0*
@rellewilson7814
4 жыл бұрын
Fire cleanses poison well...poisons lol
@queslife5641
4 жыл бұрын
Number one: Legos Legend has it that the excruciating pain of the LEGO was too much for everyone who stepped on them, leading to their eventual ban from war in 382 BC
@654Crossman
4 жыл бұрын
I heard the Spanish used legos as the ultimate torture, during the Inquisition....
@itsahmadi6807
4 жыл бұрын
I hope one day U release how cringe u were
@monkeyears6800
4 жыл бұрын
noice joke m8
@infinity_karma9092
4 жыл бұрын
@@itsahmadi6807 no one cares abt u xD
@apez1919
4 жыл бұрын
@@itsahmadi6807 plus ur grammar...
@nightinxgale7083
4 жыл бұрын
UN is being that kid on Call of Duty who wants everything nerfed.
@monogamyisforslaves3867
4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't explained it better.
@foquitajeej2399
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing needs to be nerfed tho
@mattman2216
4 жыл бұрын
“Bro nerf the M4 bro its op”
@FwKanji
4 жыл бұрын
bruuuuh😅😂
@rish8026
4 жыл бұрын
Like nerf the grau already
@volrogue
4 жыл бұрын
Geneva Convention: *exists* GTA Online: "You have no power here!"
@derehrenlose7129
3 жыл бұрын
Orbital canon: hehe boi
@bigbootyasseater
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@licentiousdreams
3 жыл бұрын
No one does
@AvoidedOrc36584
3 жыл бұрын
The casino vault literally has nerve gas lol
@pragyanbaliga5392
2 жыл бұрын
What about Battle Bound in turbowarp?
@jasonjuneau
4 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for joining us here live during World War 3. North Korea has won the coin toss, and chooses to attack first. They decided to open with a gas attack, and The United States are challenging the attack. From the instant replay it's clear it was mustard gas. North Korea now has a 10 yard penalty. It's now 2nd and 20, let's see what they decide to do now."
@lordbanetheplayer8844
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@samshelton4042
4 жыл бұрын
@LordBaneThePlayer Very
@strueskills
4 жыл бұрын
If noone complained on the outside of the battle field it proably still be bad
@torfaro9075
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would watch that
@1secondago655
4 жыл бұрын
Best Comment Ever
@654Crossman
4 жыл бұрын
Governments: "We banned land mines in war!" Every rebellion we have ever fought overseas: "Nah."
@fourwordsalluppercase_597
4 жыл бұрын
That IED you planted says you didnt sign. Dont worry we'll send it, just sign the dotted line . > drops cluster bomb
@josefmengele1236
4 жыл бұрын
Mark C nah
@phoenixwyvern355
4 жыл бұрын
We still use them too.
@matthewwalker4431
4 жыл бұрын
In the navy we don't have land mines we have WATER mines
@thebronyhoodpony5627
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewwalker4431 wait what happens when a whale or other large objects touch the mine, does it still go of or there a certain thing defend it
@kawsara5366
5 жыл бұрын
Why dont we just have a 1v1 arm wrestle instead of wars?
@TheInfographicsShow
5 жыл бұрын
💪🏻
@gabrielavillarreal1484
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@hectorvega621
5 жыл бұрын
Or some Checkers/Chess game.
@x_ztg6462
5 жыл бұрын
Kawsar A america:wins Germany: *pulls out guns*
@den0616
5 жыл бұрын
Actually. Thats what olympic games are for. lol
@hemantabharali
4 жыл бұрын
"Biological weapons bad" China : Hold my Covid-19
@cold1182
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@reaction9918
3 жыл бұрын
do u know what biological weapon means
@cold1182
3 жыл бұрын
I do
@shaquezr.9541
3 жыл бұрын
@@reaction9918 it’s a joke
@reaction9918
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaquezr.9541 wanna hear another one? you
@Memetastic
5 жыл бұрын
What about aimbots and noclips? I think we need to call another Geneva Convention on those.
@TimeChanger103
5 жыл бұрын
Surprised to see you here
@najsfilm9719
5 жыл бұрын
yeah sure
@DaGalaxyBoy
4 жыл бұрын
They're fine as long as it's in singleplayer
@8zzzzzd79
4 жыл бұрын
Sooo cruised missiles should be banned too
@DaGalaxyBoy
4 жыл бұрын
@@8zzzzzd79 cruise missiles dont no clip
@Katsu25
4 жыл бұрын
When you realize war is just a game for them they even created rules for them
@vincyws
4 жыл бұрын
It's a chess game for the riches
@edgelord7906
4 жыл бұрын
@@vincyws *insert* corrupt politicians, billionaires, dictators, rogue world leaders and multinational companies.
@lambo1614
3 жыл бұрын
Please shut up. You should've outgrown this when you were 14. War is an act of liberation, and you probably wouldn't even exist if some wars never happened.
@tsugumilana7581
3 жыл бұрын
@@lambo1614 if you truly believe that invading another country, stealing their resources, leaving them without military security, and overthrowing current leaders for chosen leaders is liberation, then you got a lot of growing up to do
@reaction9918
3 жыл бұрын
@@tsugumilana7581 ez
@camkraw893
5 жыл бұрын
*Switzerland* : Every weapon on Earth is banned from using on us K? K *Every Country* : K
@jamesbarclay7951
5 жыл бұрын
Even though the Swiss remain neutral in all conflict they are up to the eyeballs in military doctrine by every man takes part in.military service yearly and all motorways can be turned into runways with tunnels as hangers....and they are neutral
@camkraw893
5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbarclay7951 I knew about the mandatory service but didn't know about the motorways and tunnels, cool info
@RobotWizard4209
5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbarclay7951 they don't want to be involved in wars but they are prepared for it if it does come
@biohita
4 жыл бұрын
Well they are a fiscal paradise, you won't see that place getting bombed anywhere soon.
@luckydog7896
3 жыл бұрын
Flame thrower: gets banned pyro in tf2: And I took that personally
@pablogonzales2014
3 жыл бұрын
Airblasting is still alright, just no wm1.
@diamondguycarlosortega4075
3 жыл бұрын
No, he would say *unintelligible mumbles*
@NightBeWheat
3 жыл бұрын
Casually burning every tiktoker alive
@valcormoore1113
3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, it's still the 1960s.
@mr_jimmmmmmm
3 жыл бұрын
he made his own flame thrower
@KaptainBlue
5 жыл бұрын
Geneva convention: Please dont use Cheat codes guys... Everyone else : ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡🅱🅰
@whosrevxnge5582
5 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE UNLOCKED UNLIMITED N WORD PASSES
@KaptainBlue
5 жыл бұрын
@@whosrevxnge5582 😐
@whosrevxnge5582
5 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE ALSO UNLOCKED STD
@KaptainBlue
5 жыл бұрын
@@whosrevxnge5582 😶
@whosrevxnge5582
5 жыл бұрын
@@KaptainBlue why all the emoji MAKING ME MAD
@openize1928
4 жыл бұрын
In 2020, China: "Boom, now you got bat bombs"
@obviouslynathan7113
4 жыл бұрын
r/stolencomments
@grg5397
4 жыл бұрын
Tear gas gets banned China:protest
@yellow6572
4 жыл бұрын
@@obviouslynathan7113 This isn't Reddit
@empro2098
4 жыл бұрын
Openize china just fid germ warfare on us too
@irismckenzie8733
4 жыл бұрын
@@obviouslynathan7113 HE DID DID DA REDIIT TING ONGONG
@wolfgamiing89
5 жыл бұрын
USA: “hey let’s use bat bombs to start fires in Japan?” REF: “no that is not aloud in warl USA: “ok then, no worries that’s cool” “Uses atomic bomb to blow the whole place up instead” Logic 1.0.1
@browhy1129
4 жыл бұрын
Ref: “gooooooooool u.s.a winner”
@elrooyo4514
4 жыл бұрын
Allowed*
@Jimrlst
4 жыл бұрын
They used both
@jaxonschlutz1279
4 жыл бұрын
I prefer the software update logic 1.0.2 but ok what ever you say
@rookeva8688
4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully you guys know your history
@pattdiy4283
3 жыл бұрын
"weapons that can permanently remove sight are banned" I mean any gun can be used to permanently remove someone's sight, just saying
@toxicmegacolon69
2 жыл бұрын
Removing sight is not their primary use lol
@the_joejarvis
5 жыл бұрын
*is about to die* *pulls out mustard bomb* Enemy-bro u can’t do that that’s against the rules Soldier-oh my mad.. *gets shot*
@TwiStedTentom
5 жыл бұрын
Right lol.
@billa9034
5 жыл бұрын
Bad
@mrsatan1565
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having rules for killing each other...
@HelloThere-os3ev
4 жыл бұрын
true true
@sd5241
4 жыл бұрын
And rules of engagement.
@Bkeny1999
4 жыл бұрын
Thas what i was thinkin🤣
@yalikejazz5502
4 жыл бұрын
True
@davinnida7667
4 жыл бұрын
I agre
@Dbags-or5ul
4 жыл бұрын
I love how there’s these rules but nobody would obey them in the heat of battle
@makerl1fe388
4 жыл бұрын
This rules are meant to be respected, if they re not the countries that break the rules will be punished in the end with a huge fee, restrictions and controlled army personal, weapons etc, and if too many have been broked it would become the worlds enemy and end it, giving it to a different state. Look at germany history during the world wars, that is what happens if you break the rules. They might use it, but either way in the end they ll lose even if they win, no country can conquer the whole world
@klipklapklop3359
4 жыл бұрын
MaKerL1fe only the losers of the war pay for their crimes
@tiagosales3373
4 жыл бұрын
You dont know nothing
@SuperMan-nk5bq
4 жыл бұрын
If it saves my life and destroys the enemy I'm going to use it. War has nothing to do with compassion.
@markmacgowan5857
4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMan-nk5bq And yet you call yourself Super Man.
@jackcooper7727
4 жыл бұрын
So basically, almost every character and robot in the titanfall universe is a war criminal. Got it.
@bachboy678
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@capncake8837
3 жыл бұрын
A lot of main characters and “good guys” in action/war movies and video games are war criminals.
@iidoughnutholes3087
4 жыл бұрын
Rip blinding laser weapons. They were too OP. The community asked for a nerf but they never got it. Then the company just removed it all together...Sad
@Mster_J
2 жыл бұрын
They’ll just make another OP weapon in the next update
@vast634
Жыл бұрын
A countermeasure would then to issue glasses that filter those laser-frequencies. All sides could adapt to those kind of attack mid term.
@Sahtoovi
5 жыл бұрын
"The point of war is not to die for your country, instead it's to make your enemy die for his."
@howmanysubscriberscanigetw1584
5 жыл бұрын
That’s so cheezy
@arm003
5 жыл бұрын
DusaniAna Popovic you have something better
@angelolagrutta4679
5 жыл бұрын
War is told by the victor
@ngoku5322
5 жыл бұрын
SPEECH 100
@chaseviking5096
4 жыл бұрын
@@howmanysubscriberscanigetw1584 it's the truth though.
@randomperson9797
4 жыл бұрын
The US: *creates bat bombs* Batman: Hol’ up...
@ww2vlogger66
4 жыл бұрын
That's legit what I was saying lol
@Wizzmane
4 жыл бұрын
You said China wrong
@stormsurge2103
4 жыл бұрын
Tbf, the "Bat-Bombs" never actually worked, it just resulted in the US army blowing up several harmless (apart from Rabies) small, fuzzy, chiropterids and large, expensive US infrastructure.
@axelalvarado7439
4 жыл бұрын
Batman: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
@offensiveshit4999
4 жыл бұрын
Random Person China: creates bat bombs The USA: Hol’ up...
@ketea3533
4 жыл бұрын
China obviously didn’t remember the bio chemical weapon rule
@aarushagrawal7489
3 жыл бұрын
True
@shadowprep5304
3 жыл бұрын
So true
@Coincollector81
3 жыл бұрын
Communists aren't too much better than terrorists.
@J-M777
3 жыл бұрын
@Aflaba 3 65 That's not racist when it's true
@coolboy6149
3 жыл бұрын
@Aflaba 3 65 man can u stand a joke
@davidmurphy5807
4 жыл бұрын
I like how isis breaks almost every rule of the Geneva convention
@kadouche5396
4 жыл бұрын
Probably because they don’t care what they do because they are Terrorist not a government organization
@hexexe99
4 жыл бұрын
U mean Iran
@patrickmcbrien9303
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t
@patrickmcbrien9303
4 жыл бұрын
Jordi El Niño Polla lol
@notaboomer3765
4 жыл бұрын
sToP kIlLiNg tHe iNnOcEnTs
@Big_smoked
5 жыл бұрын
North korea : *uses nuke* US : *wait thats illegal*
@NOLIMIT_KJ
5 жыл бұрын
M1 Abrams also us: * 2 spider-man pointing at each other * meme
@smileface1618
5 жыл бұрын
Also usa:only we can use them
@jakemcadam9910
5 жыл бұрын
North Korea uses nuke also North Korea welp that didn’t go according to plan
@armija
5 жыл бұрын
Wait isnt US an only country that actually used nuke against other people??
@smileface1618
5 жыл бұрын
@@armija yea but now almost everybody have nukes but they didn't use them(at least 4 now😂)
@OhioanGhost
5 жыл бұрын
Basically any weapon that is harmful to the environment
@chanrasjid8688
5 жыл бұрын
No! Just ban the use of any weapons of war. Army only of foot soldiers trained in MMA; only unarmed combats. Only wooden sailing ships allowed to cross oceans.
@GabrielSantana-xo9gx
5 жыл бұрын
@@chanrasjid8688 Wooden swords every war.
@aeureus
5 жыл бұрын
What about any weapon harmful to humans :O
@thesauciestboss4039
5 жыл бұрын
Swords are FAR more inhumane guns
@Byakurenfan
5 жыл бұрын
@@thesauciestboss4039 However they don't depersonalize the war. More people nowadays would not want to go to war if they needed to be on the front lines.
@bouy3432
4 жыл бұрын
Other weapons: Heck no Nukes: haha we go boom
@jazz_prodzz5761
3 жыл бұрын
Nuclear arms treaty?
@aalleexx1997
3 жыл бұрын
every country should have nukes tho
@pragyanbaliga5392
2 жыл бұрын
AK-47 is more dangerous than a nuke. Infographics even made a video as to why.
@alucard2076
5 жыл бұрын
Banning nuclear bombs maybe wouldn't be a bad idea.
@bigblueassbaby9074
5 жыл бұрын
Ya think?
@yourfairyGodgod
5 жыл бұрын
They kind of are...until they aren’t.
@vanillabryce24
5 жыл бұрын
Alucard They prevent war more than they provoke war
@BM-te9te
5 жыл бұрын
Golden rule is.. you nuke an enemy everyone else nukes you
@mirrormask7946
5 жыл бұрын
Its a bad idea.its something which prevents nations from going to war. If not for nukes we would've seen: Us Russia war Us China war More Indo China war Many more Indo Pak war. Korean war 2.0 More Arab Israeli wars. Russia Ukraine war Eu Russia war Nato Warsaw pact war Iran Israeli war Indio China-Pak war And most likely WORLD WAR 3 So,nukes are basically holding balances,making bi laterally hostile nations/groups/alliances waging war,by making them think twice about the consequences.
@thediamondtaco1524
5 жыл бұрын
Soldier: were out of RPG ammo me: *grabs ketchup and puts it in rocket place* Soldier: isn't that illegal? Me: dang it
@Osiiii404
4 жыл бұрын
Nations: **Having a Hard time Weaponizing a Plague** China: _"I'm about to do what's Called a Pro Gamer Move"_
Human: Used bats to carry bombs Bats: Used humans carry virus
@kdtrey5419
4 жыл бұрын
Lame
@eklhaft4531
4 жыл бұрын
😂 🤮 😭
@k9beast_122
4 жыл бұрын
Bats: it's big brain time
@panzerfaustharald2785
4 жыл бұрын
That is called "Revenge"
@ashrafulislamsaimon3623
4 жыл бұрын
Modern problem requires modern solution
@rennellarnejo4871
4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Fuze out of nowhere: *CLUSTER CHARGE DEPLOYED*
@andrewh7473
4 жыл бұрын
Only true gamers understand this
@somekingnamedcharles1573
4 жыл бұрын
Lord chanka would be proud comrad
@Sir2maZ
4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Smoke: "Don't ask what's inside my capsules"
@ThePridePilot
4 жыл бұрын
*Fuzes the hostage*
@tegan783
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sir2maZ cansiters*
@oizorref2615
4 жыл бұрын
Infographics Show : cluster bomb is banned MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA : sad fuze noise
@cashmoneyshaz
4 жыл бұрын
Ferrozio Wijaya underrated comment
@s2sboc38
4 жыл бұрын
The hostage is expendable
@christophercar7447
4 жыл бұрын
Is that a Rainbow six siege refrence
@s2sboc38
4 жыл бұрын
Christopher car yes
@tohotom7688
4 жыл бұрын
That's the comment what I searched
@twinkiee_
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Percy, annabeth and Rachel's hairbrush should also be on this list
@yeagerchaplin5968
3 жыл бұрын
I love the percy Jackson series, I had just finished the mark of Athena.
@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence
3 жыл бұрын
haha hairbrush goes *YEET*
@imok6786
3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love the series
@garrygrapenuts6137
4 жыл бұрын
*sees a mine* “Hey they can’t have that!”
@herrbear3049
4 жыл бұрын
North Korea, Vietcong, China, Russia, Germany, and America: how ‘bout I do a n y w a y
@tomtrw3027
4 жыл бұрын
I can tell u as a german that we don't even have a real military Our former defense minister (Ursula von der Leyen) has more kids than germany has flying warplanes.
@blackdiamond4049
4 жыл бұрын
@@tomtrw3027 How dare you tell our weaknesses
@edgelord7906
4 жыл бұрын
@@tomtrw3027 yup germany still has some heavy military restrictions.
@corybooker4358
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why we don’t let them have a military 🧐 Thats just a joke I forgive Germany for starting wars 🙂
@herrbear3049
4 жыл бұрын
Cory Booker are you really one of those that thinks Germany started World War I?
@Kezons
5 жыл бұрын
They had to release a balance patch for the overpowered weapons. The meta-game was ridiculous.
@dominicguye8058
5 жыл бұрын
XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@irishrebellion483
2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's a little antiquated but I'm surprised they never mentioned the crossbow; a weapon so lethal and terrifying (especially at night) Pope Innocent II banned them from warfare in 1139.
@Th-Ruben
5 жыл бұрын
*uses tear gas in combat* 'Hey, you can't do that! It's forbidden!' 'Oh, my bad!' *Calls in atomic bomb*
@kcdthing1478
4 жыл бұрын
But you can use it on normal people not soldiers
@cceelloo
4 жыл бұрын
T A C T I C A L N U K E I N C O M I N G
@notschmebulock5447
4 жыл бұрын
Also illegal but ok
@cceelloo
4 жыл бұрын
KingBracubear r/ woooosh
@notschmebulock5447
4 жыл бұрын
C3110 Animations no the bomb is illegal
@sethpetrarca4900
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "nerf gas" and I was like it's nerf or nothing
@aaronvillegas7681
4 жыл бұрын
*its nerf or nothing*
@ww2vlogger66
4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Lol
@babyhippo8076
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@chrisbulman550
4 жыл бұрын
1:26 who thought that guy on the banner was Imran Zakhaev from CoD 4 Modern Warfare
@Passionfruitlover
5 жыл бұрын
So war is literally Call Of Duty custom matches TDM?
@SovietTricycle
5 жыл бұрын
DR KITTEN 044 I’d say more like E Sports, banning weapons and perks.
@Rigbone64
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@lucarit4107
5 жыл бұрын
Because war is a business.
@yesyes3367
5 жыл бұрын
You play fortnite
@thatcreepyasian835
5 жыл бұрын
Cluster bomb - being banned Fuze - heavy breathing
@destinedforgreatness1175
5 жыл бұрын
ThatCreepyAsian except on hostage then it’s allowed 😂
@lem2004
5 жыл бұрын
Carpet bombing - heavy breathing
@P12118
5 жыл бұрын
I get it
@jay-hb7el
5 жыл бұрын
thunk thunk thunk thunk
@ilimuninati4929
5 жыл бұрын
Wait, there not clusters. They're hockey pucks
@bruhmoment2905
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The guy watching ads to respawn on the battlefield:
@labdhisharma5396
4 жыл бұрын
Soldiers uses a mix version of gun and flamethrower General: penalty foul 10 because you might hit your teammates
@ryuzaki1577
4 жыл бұрын
Soldier: uses cluster bomb Other Soldier: stop cheating im reporting (*you have been kicked for cheating*) offensive item: Cluster bomb
@ww2vlogger66
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is my name
@Dontbeafailure
4 жыл бұрын
Gets banned
@eklhaft4531
4 жыл бұрын
Other soldier: banned for chat bullying
@sedakiv1572
4 жыл бұрын
No swearing in chat *98 min ban*
@bodhithespoodergen
4 жыл бұрын
Sad battery noises
@josecaplot578
5 жыл бұрын
So what do they do get up and talk to the referee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DarkXDestroyer1
5 жыл бұрын
I guess if the UN is the referee, yeah.
@firestartergold1768
5 жыл бұрын
UN tries em
@aeureus
5 жыл бұрын
Actually the country will be labeled as a war crime state from continued use, and are then isolated from the rest of the world (no allowed internet connection or trade or communication). They are from then on country non grata, so anyone can invade or sabotage them (legally of course) without CBRN or other illegal weapons and they will be completely on their own, with no help from anyone except *maybe* others who aren't apart of the weapons agreement. All bets are off afterwards.
@stevenfreeman6734
5 жыл бұрын
I think all they do is fine the country that's why it's all far for terrorists
@purplepineapple117
5 жыл бұрын
allen iverson You use the illegal weapon back. That’s why we still do research and create all those illegal weapons
@neykoj_jr3903
5 жыл бұрын
These weapons were too OP they really had to nerf em huh
@sorandomandquirky9425
5 жыл бұрын
They vaulted them. I got a lot of kills with these things, smh.
@arloschofield5648
5 жыл бұрын
Nostalgic Instagramers beging for likes like Like to unvalut the flame thrower
@deonejones748
2 жыл бұрын
@@sorandomandquirky9425 I almost stopped playing after that update.
@Xstrangis
3 жыл бұрын
These bans really balanced out the META
@DevinJamalSims
5 жыл бұрын
“Unfair play” war isn’t a game 💀
@sagestriz8479
4 жыл бұрын
Memer man 420 wow funny funny haha reddit lolollolol
@lucastinsley7852
4 жыл бұрын
@@sagestriz8479 ight im chill so idc have fun making fun me bud
@TorchfromTexas
4 жыл бұрын
And you know who makes those rules? Not the people who are out there boots on the ground fighting, but the ones in a secure shelter commanding troops through a tv screen like it is a video game. Smh
@Dbags-or5ul
4 жыл бұрын
I know the rules are there but no one cares if they break them and how will someone know if I use a flamethrower or tear gas
@gavin5239
4 жыл бұрын
Memer man 420 You are really not funny
@kaliyah7963
4 жыл бұрын
“Lasers are banned as they can temporarily blind a soldier” *WHAT ABOUT THE WEAPON THAT CAN DISINTEGRATE A PERSON*
@dave-ed5li
4 жыл бұрын
Well they dont have to live with permanent blindness and suffer the injury
@reedrobinson9881
4 жыл бұрын
A gun could blind a person you could shoot someone's eyes out
@RYZE_Ninja
4 жыл бұрын
Reed Robinson if someone shot your eyes out you would probably be ducking dead as the bullet would most likely pass through your brain
@dave-ed5li
4 жыл бұрын
@@reedrobinson9881 a gun usually kills you if shot in the eye but a few people have survived
@collinwood6573
4 жыл бұрын
It is possible to blind someone using literally anything if you just hit them in the head hard enough
@ZeeEyeOh
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like rules in war are kinda silly if you’re at war why are we trusting people to follow rules
@mrnotsobeast6910
4 жыл бұрын
ZeeEyeOh I agree
@youknowthavibes8302
4 жыл бұрын
i think its for when the war ends you want to be able to go back to living a normal life with out being covered in burns or suffering things that cant be fixed medically...its still weird tho
@anselfareaux6232
4 жыл бұрын
ashton cody Living with PTSD is not a normal life but ok
@thinleafclan7563
4 жыл бұрын
These rules might be made so the two countries fighting each other don’t destroy their own countries by starting wildfires killing millions with gas and pretty much ending humanity
@stalinsmyth8370
4 жыл бұрын
Rules of war?? How about banning war all together? That's more of a blanket solution, right?
@Praetorian8814
Жыл бұрын
2:06 is frightening how true this is. When I lived in Bosnia for a time, there were plenty of fields in the countryside and even on the outskirts of major cities that had signs stating there were active mines in the area, though no fencing or other real barriers, just a sign..
@manz7860
Жыл бұрын
I wonder why there isn't a more focused effort on disabling them. Mine clearing vehicles could get the job done. At least for the relatively open areas
@severinschar1888
4 жыл бұрын
No one: A county at war: Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggested.
@LongNgo-eg4ft
4 жыл бұрын
I see u a man of culture as well
@affif101
4 жыл бұрын
Geneva Suggestion rolls off the tongue better
@Sold7
4 жыл бұрын
I think I’ve seen this before
@fourwordsalluppercase_597
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, i see you didn't sign? Well, thats unfortunate. Tell your mother i said hi.What town was she again ? Oh wait , it doesn't matter because it wont exist tomorrow.
@iwos9722
4 жыл бұрын
And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.
@charliearmstrong9327
4 жыл бұрын
“If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.” -Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw
@bodhithespoodergen
4 жыл бұрын
Or he’s dead pool
@doggoboi5538
4 жыл бұрын
Or he’s a Kamikaze.
@militaryjunkie6207
4 жыл бұрын
Or French grand armee
@kamalhasan9066
4 жыл бұрын
Gurkhas are overrated.
@bodhithespoodergen
4 жыл бұрын
Kamal Hasan watch ar12 nick or jack ultra motive
@snehajitdey8707
4 жыл бұрын
Cluster bombs are banned Me: remembering the Jericho missile scene from iron man
@michaelbishop5251
4 жыл бұрын
Not a cluster bomb. Look up what a real cluster bomb is
@catblitz5103
4 жыл бұрын
fuzeeeee
@jaidenabrams6972
4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking of
@Sorain1
4 жыл бұрын
Guided sub-munitions likely aren't covered by the cluster weapon ban. A lot of the reasoning for the cluster weapon ban matches that of mines, that unexpended ordinance will cause harm later to civilians and that they are indiscriminate. If you can't control where the force goes, you would be wise not to employ that force in that manner. Bioweapons in the style of self replicating, gene manipulating or classical 'germ warfare' falls under the same issue of control. Gas and incendiaries face the same problems. Comparatively, kinetic strikes that reach WMD levels are much more controlled and lack the lingering radiation issues of fission, fusion or anti-matter weapons.
@for_nothing_important
4 жыл бұрын
Steps on a landmine : “Illegal ima report you” Me : “Cant report if your dead ha”
@Banaenay
4 жыл бұрын
Soldier: Uses Chair. Referee: This isn't wrestling!
@OperativeDonut
5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P for the people who went through this stuff
@vncein
4 жыл бұрын
America:we dont want land mines! Also America: nukes Japan twice*
@lefishe2258
4 жыл бұрын
I would fact check you but what's the point
@gojsvantveld2364
4 жыл бұрын
@@lefishe2258 no need to fact check, america nuked tf out of japan lol
@IceMan-qr7br
4 жыл бұрын
Fact check bruh
@oak7387
4 жыл бұрын
Hey second tiem was accident chill
@Moparbrian392
4 жыл бұрын
Should have dropped 4
@Outwest65m
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they released a gamemode where all banned weapons are able to be used.
@kevray
4 жыл бұрын
Referee: “unnecessary roughness. 15 yard penalty, automatic first down”
@pigtoast43
4 жыл бұрын
5:42 It’s still a chemical weapon Hong Kong Police:I’ll pretend i didn’t see that
They're having a huge problem dealing with unexploded ordinance left by the U.S. bombing campaign in Southeast Asia during the Vietnam War. We dropped 2.4 million tons of bombs on them during that conflict.
@mxie383
4 жыл бұрын
*bans cluster bombs Modern warfare: “not on our servers”
@spontaksback
4 жыл бұрын
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” - - Covid-19
@timunknown6724
4 жыл бұрын
Invisible enemy
@colinvega7618
4 жыл бұрын
your immune system is fighting the virus
@ryuke_op3168
4 жыл бұрын
Chinese virus😏
@NOLIMIT_KJ
5 жыл бұрын
what about atomic weapons? *USA left the chat* *Russia left the chat* *China left the chat* *Geneva Conventions left the chat*
@kcdthing1478
4 жыл бұрын
*North Korea has joined the chat*
@fred-d-boss
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated 😂
@moutusimukherjee2126
4 жыл бұрын
India joined the chat
@radioactivian
4 жыл бұрын
*Canada left the server*
@pepe371
4 жыл бұрын
𝙄𝙧𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙓 𝙍𝙖𝙮
@sakurakitsunestar
3 жыл бұрын
You missed an interesting one The tri-tip knife is also banned but still capable to be bought by civilians! It's a combat knife with three edges that spiral around like a corkscrew it's gruesome/badass looking It's banned because it it leaves a uneven wound that is hard to treat so it's more likely to cause a person to bleed out It was banned by the same treaty as the use plastic fragments both are considered to do unnecessary harm to combatants to the point of cruelty
@avirginsacrifice6845
5 жыл бұрын
"We should ban using tear gas in war cuz it sends a bad message but its totally fine to use it on normal citizens in the cities." SPEECH 100
@armija
5 жыл бұрын
Tear gas is not banned because of bad message, but because it is a chemical weapon and if being allowed countries would get creative and many things that would be branded "tear gas" would have been invented with not only tear effect. But it is not only tear gas. Ammunition with expanding properties is also banned in war while law enforcement agencies (Especially in US) use it ALOT.
@chaseviking5096
4 жыл бұрын
@@armija idk why that type of ammo would be banned. It's designed to not go through and through but actually break up better or mushroom better once it goes in which makes it safer incase you are in a rural area.
@zekedia2223
4 жыл бұрын
Expanding ammunition expands once inside the body, rupturing blood veins, muscles, bones, everything in its way. Look at the first, the minié ball.
@khalidmundher8935
5 жыл бұрын
Op war weapons exist : patch 1.01 has been released
@frogchip6484
4 жыл бұрын
League of Nations: let’s sign the Geneva Convention to limit the horrors of war! Soviet Union: no I don’t think I will
@denmark5354
3 жыл бұрын
So... the Geneva convention is basically a list of what is considered ''bad sportsmanship'' For War.
@AndrewBarsky
4 жыл бұрын
“The ethics of warfare” quite the stretch that I’ve ever heard of.
@Skatingnoob
4 жыл бұрын
We as human beings have ethics, and that applies to warfare, no reason it couldn't, because obviously it happened. War isn't ethical but we can go about it in that manner to a certain degree.
@thomashernandez6536
4 жыл бұрын
"Bat bombs" dont worry, we got bat bombed differently here in 2020
@DarthKanye
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@appa775
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@Iluvatar196
5 жыл бұрын
“Is Geneva Convention effective?” “Well yes, but actually no”
@BlueShrek15
5 жыл бұрын
Yesnt
@DaGalaxyBoy
4 жыл бұрын
Ynoes
@kaiwut
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, for the Anti-Geneva nations
@DeyBawnes
3 жыл бұрын
"They are sleeping" "Oh yes? They will be awake then" *drops gas*
@wraiith1986
4 жыл бұрын
“The flamethrower was only allowed to clear out holes.” The people who don’t celebrate Groundhog Day:🌝
@isiffrin
4 жыл бұрын
When you try to use banned weapons but then you get teleported to a prison and given a ban warning. "The- What."
@x15cyberrush9
5 жыл бұрын
Why don't they play CSGO instead of war to declare the winner
@ethanr4711
5 жыл бұрын
Denmark would be the worlds strongest country
@Edgeperor
5 жыл бұрын
They should train 1 soldier for every 500000 people and just have them fight
@yeetyeet4321
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan korea
@_M_643
3 жыл бұрын
This is literally: if we are going to go to war at least do it in a civilized way.
@realfidel
5 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the people in Laos who have to deal with all cluster bombs that litter thier country
@Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
5 жыл бұрын
Or the Congo where there are more unexploded land mines scattered about than citizens, you can guess why 🙄
@vampiric172
4 жыл бұрын
“Cluster bombs are are banned for military warfare “ Fuze: Blyat :(
@Unc450
4 жыл бұрын
nice siege reference
@luftpistole7857
4 жыл бұрын
"You fools! The laws are silent under weapons." -Gandalf
@cameront352
4 жыл бұрын
Hollow points are banned since the shrapnel is hard to take out. When someone is stabbed\shot, they are typically out of the fight, no need to cause any more suffering.
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