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@marcbeebee6969
9 ай бұрын
Im sorry, sometimes on a empty bus here in germany and only if i am far from the driver and we are not having a conversation i have and will still watch your videos some times. But not if there are other passengers.
@Mdub_actual
9 ай бұрын
I watched the ads for your sweet capitalist heart Simon
@tomsmith8515
6 ай бұрын
Nice sh!t underwear
@Takamiki
9 ай бұрын
4:30 fun fact since 2016 the "Happy Birthday to You" has been in public domain. former copyright owner Warner/Chappell had to pay 14 million USD back to everyone who had to licensed the song. reason being according to the court is the song is taken from "Good Morning to All" which is believed to be made in 1893 and been in public domain when happy birthday to you was copyrighted in 1935, making it not a valid copyright, thus Warner/Chappell been misusing the copyright system since then.
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
Oh, you made my day! I love when labels get owned.
@THE-X-Force
9 ай бұрын
They were charging TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS per use of the song. Maybe if they weren't so greedy, then people wouldn't have cared enough to bother doing anything about it.
@bradlevantis913
9 ай бұрын
Dave, you are incredibly entertaining and your life is rivaling Danny’s
@GetRightGB
9 ай бұрын
Theyre the same person
@adamwhite2364
9 ай бұрын
@@GetRightGBand it can't be that interesting living in the blazement, chained to radiators
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Making toilet wine is quite interesting
@bradlevantis913
9 ай бұрын
@@blinddave88 can’t argue with that. Cheers
@cherbearian
9 ай бұрын
The amount of joy on Simon's face at it being a guessing game was lovely ☺️
@andrewsisson6536
9 ай бұрын
Okay, Lorelei, the talking chair bit definitely needs to happen more often! Though I guess that depends on Simon getting off his butt, so we'll just have to take what we can get.
@dexstormkitten7420
8 ай бұрын
Her name is Lorelei? I love it!
@andrewsisson6536
8 ай бұрын
@@dexstormkitten7420 Lorelei is the video editor.
@christinecrawford
8 ай бұрын
Love the chair thoughts too! I did kinda miss the Squidward walking sound tho.
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
I just realised Simon's taunting us, TAUNTING, because he's using a Not My Crimes notebook to keep score.
@ericdreblow8564
9 ай бұрын
Is that notebook still not released? I haven't followed Casual Criminalist for quite a while, because the storys contained too much abuse and r*pe for my taste, so I'm not up to date on that
@darkermatter125.35
9 ай бұрын
@@ericdreblow8564 he has one release, it sold out, but since it doesn't go through teespring or whatever, it is a constant he buys a bunch and hopes they sell, which is an incredibly stressful situation. I think he said something along the lines of it being too complicated and unpredictable essentially, so he gave up.... though he could always have people do preorders
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
@@ericdreblow8564 They sold out almost instantly! Very popular item.
@slayingroosters4355
9 ай бұрын
@@ericdreblow8564it got released but because it was not through his usual supplier he only announced it on twitter and they sold out fast but all is no Twitter users were left in the dark. Curse him for this taunting 😂
@mattiemathis9549
9 ай бұрын
@@ericdreblow8564was released. Sold out insanely fast and then problems arose that are not talked about. We do not speak of the notebook that never was….
@042509am
9 ай бұрын
How excited Simon got for a guessing game just made my day 😂
@qienna6677
9 ай бұрын
If I ever have kids, my naming rule will be that it has to be a name that won't automatically get them teased and they won't have to spend the rest of their lives spelling it
@lostintime4now983
9 ай бұрын
From year to year thank you Simon and all of company that bring us such entertainment through the vast array of channels. Much health to you all and thank you again for all the hard work and time put into these videos. ❤
@loka7783
9 ай бұрын
"Weird Laws fromAround the World written by Dave" Wait... who let Dave out of the Basement to go around the world writing laws?!?
@SilentRacer911
9 ай бұрын
The seatbelt thing is LAW in New York State. As a cab/taxi/livery driver, I DO NOT have to wear a seatbelt while driving the livery/taxi vehicle. Also, my 500lb stepfather doesn’t need to wear one at all due to his “condition”
@THE-X-Force
9 ай бұрын
Passengers don't have to wear one either if they're in a NY cab. Weird.
@hypnotherapy69
9 ай бұрын
fun fact the 3 point seatbelt that is used in most cars today is a Swedish invention, the inventor choosed to keep his patent open so that everyone could benifit from the new much safer belts.
@Plaprad
9 ай бұрын
Many years ago I sold cars at a Dodge dealership. It was one of the few places that actually had a training program. We were told about this, and then told not to ever mention it to a customer since there was a Saab dealership right down the road.
@s0undf0rm
9 ай бұрын
Surely the beardy guy mentioned it in a tangent😂
@theAessaya
9 ай бұрын
Regarding the law allowing the Taxi drivers to not wear a seatbelt -- this also used to be a case in my country too, although I do not know if it is still the case. It was enacted after there was a high-profile murdering of a taxi driver, and a general rise of crime against them. This was like 90s/2000s, so wild west times in this small eastern european country.
@drkiz96
9 ай бұрын
Tail docking, at least for GSPs, is definitely an option that has benefits. We had a German Shorthair as a family pet, and his tail wasn't docked. We had to keep a constant eye on his tail, as he would wag it so hard against any surface that it would start to bleed. Infection was our main concern, and since he kept reinjuring it, the end of his tail got a little knob at the end like an ankylosaurus. Dude could not stop hurting himself. We wish we had adopted him as a pup, but he was two when we got him, and the window to dock his tail had long passed.
@ProtagonistVon
9 ай бұрын
Also for boxers, and to a much lesser extent golden retrievers, the breeds get can get a condition called happy tail and the infections are brutal. You either have to dock the tail early for their sake, or save their butt for the rest of their lives as they get overexcited and hurt themselves.
@kevinbee25
9 ай бұрын
Hey Simon (& the BB team) I'm from Trinidad and I listen to every one of your episodes across all your KZitem channels. I'm so excited to hear Trinidad & Tobago represented in your videos, especially in the Blaze format. Keep on Blazing! ❤ 🇹🇹 P.S.: I agree, although it's a naturally beautiful part of the world, the crime here is scary.
@dakotalewis4012
9 ай бұрын
This was extremely well done. Fooled Simon and a fair few of us I'd wager. Written very well and also supremely entertaining
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Thank you. Always nice to be appreciated. :-)
@ilajoie3
9 ай бұрын
One of the rules for Simon's new following for that compound: everyone must shave their head and wear glasses, and beards are required if you are able to grow a luscious one and only use Beard Blaze products
@ComedorDelrico
9 ай бұрын
I enjoy all of Simon's videos, but this one was especially good. Love the true or false quiz format, Dave's writing is extremely entertaining (funny and excellent pacing), and Lorelai's editing is ON POINT!! Nice work, all
@ericthompson3982
9 ай бұрын
One of my favorite teachers in High school was Trinidadian. He had been a US Army Ranger, and was one of the sweetest, most cheerful and supportive people I have ever met. He always made you feel like, not only could you achieve great things, but you already were. Cheers, Mr. Toby.
@theoriginaldash
9 ай бұрын
What a nice after work treat!
@smnkm4ehfer
9 ай бұрын
Same! Driving home rn lol
@BrilliantDesignOnline
9 ай бұрын
Dave's cop ride home to his mates looking out window: BEST STORY EVER!
@maemac
9 ай бұрын
This is funniest video since drunken ghost hunters part 1. Excellent work all. Also I scored 5 woo.
@TheLilaSky
9 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas and happy new year Simon!🎉
@ku8721
9 ай бұрын
To Danny 300k words is only the intro!!! And it is LEGENDARY!
@gamerjaqi7873
9 ай бұрын
Memes were on point editor ❤. Loved the buffy and the silent bob ones. Awesome game Dave!
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Thanks :D
@torng2259
9 ай бұрын
I love Dave and Danny's writing 😂😂😂
@stephen3164
9 ай бұрын
For a small island (er, 2) nation, it seems very common for people to personally know someone from Trinidad (and/or Tobago). As a side note, The Simpsons had a mock UN scene in Bart’s classroom, and the twin girls were sitting next to each other, with signs showing one was representing Trinidad, and the other Tobago. Machettes and crime are both very common there.
@lexand_ecarg
9 ай бұрын
The edit on this is absolute fantastic 👏🏼 😂
@razortreadway
9 ай бұрын
I would never dock a dogs tail, but I find it very cute that the mutt we adopted has a wiggling little nub when she's excited
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
9 ай бұрын
Danny has a new puppy, they need all the beer they can get.
@pmgn8444
9 ай бұрын
Nice! Good job Dave at beating Fact Boi. I got 6 of the 8 correct. Missed the Tabago and Komodo Dragon ones.
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
This was written by our very own Dave! But I’m sure he appreciates the compliment.
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Compliments are always welcome. Almost as welcome as hilarious abuse :-)
@THE-X-Force
9 ай бұрын
@@blinddave88 You got me with the Taxi and the bar shoes .. great job (and great editing) .. very fun .. please make more! ☮
@reolabranch
8 ай бұрын
American here, sick in bed all day. Thanks for ALLL your channels, Simon, and to your exceptional editing and writing team. Much appreciated.
@thetangieman3426
9 ай бұрын
They dock "Whiptail" type dog tails because inside buildings the tails can cause damage to both property AND the tail itself, which is incredibly painful when it invariably happens, and an adult dog with a damaged tail will often have balance issues which will negatively impact the poor doggo's lifetime health outlook as they have difficulty running even after the initial injury somewhat heals. IDK if I'm explaining this right now I'm hella baked.
@beagleissleeping5359
9 ай бұрын
Here in Ohio: 1) If you have a Beware of Dog sign on your property and your dog bites a burglar, the burglar can sue you because you're knowingly harboring a dangerous animal. 2) You're not allowed to hunt frogs with a gun. 3) If a deer jumps in front of your vehicle and you hit it, you're given a ticket for failure to maintain control. Added bonus: if you run over a Canadian goose or other migratory game bird you're given an additional fine because they're protected.
@mikeysrose
7 ай бұрын
Simon's Chair is a great stand-in (pun intended) when he's off camera!
@furryblue6377
9 ай бұрын
Oh the innocence of the Whistler 😂 This one dug a few grooves into that smooth brain!
@brknglasses2734
9 ай бұрын
The "don't listen to thigs outloud" part is perfect! ( 30:10... I think?) These are amazing!
@plane7453
9 ай бұрын
Totally agree on the safety shoes. There's been Many a time in my life I've been glad to have mine on. Wouldn't of help the girl I'm talking about, But I remember working in a bar and a couple of glasses got broke on the dance floor. I went and cleaned up the best I could With the extremely crowded conditions. A few minutes later I see 2 girls dancing with no shoes, I go up to them and say something To the effect of I've had a lot of glass broken on the floor tonight, It might be a good idea if you ladies put your shoes on, They responded with something to the effe, In your dreams, loser. about 10 minutes after that I go into the kitchen to get something And chickie poo and her friend are at this little table where all the first aid stuff is with the Head bartender and a Giant cut on her foot, There's no telling drunk hot chicks anything! That was a s*** place to work, But there's no arguing with stolen draft in a coffee mug. I could totally see being out of work for 6 months if you got drunk enough!
@pitterpatter7719
9 ай бұрын
That chair owes me money
@Exxar-Kuun
9 ай бұрын
simon, on the farm here in the states, dogs tails get docked to keep them from being perpetually caked in cow shit, or getting broken/infected. makes pointer breeds indicating more clear as well. how ever - ear docking like with pinsers is not sick
@yon_monster
9 ай бұрын
The nose scored into the chair fabric is epic attention to details xd
@TylaStark
8 ай бұрын
I love Dave basically outright telling simon to get a pen and paper to write down his guesses because we all know he wont remember
@rachelwitherspoon4394
8 ай бұрын
I just loved Paul Reubans in Buffy, I thought he did great work, so thanks for the trip down memory lane!
@jokerzyo
9 ай бұрын
Voice reconstruction "what" lol that fucking got me
@Onewheelordeal
9 ай бұрын
The surprisingly late in history footage of British sailors when they lost rum from their salary is also a hilarious watch. Also interviews with Americans when seat belts were mandated are as silly as you'd hope
@anniescornavacca1472
9 ай бұрын
Lorelei... I'm sure Simon told you the audience here is protective of our OGBB Musketeers, and I'll admit, I was quite displeased when the writer & editor started getting shuffled with the rest of the Whistleverse cast... But I'm warming to you. Your chair bit, credit gag & Simon roasts are winning me over. I hope the boys are nice to you in the Blazement. I hear the mushroom soup recipe is improving & you must have a scrooge McDuck (not the terrorist) amount of Magic Spoon down there, but if you need anything or the boys are mean to you, let us know. We protect our own around here, and you have definitely earned your place. (Dave too, of course, in case he's reading this and wondering). Keep up the good work.
@nukabat5386
9 ай бұрын
God I love these. Also, editing is like always on point!
@sethaie
8 ай бұрын
Ok Simon, I finally subscribed. Your stance on cutting tails from dogs resonated very with my soul frequency. And for example dogs like Corgis, besides ears the tail is the most aesthetically admirable part. Yet vast majority of corgis I see have tails cut. And yes I’m aware some of them actually never develop tail thus tail has not been cut.
@trevorreniger5670
9 ай бұрын
"ooooo! Is this a guessing game?!" * tappy hands * 😆
@Demented_Chaos
8 ай бұрын
Last one got me again. I thought that Dave went for an on-off pattern the throw off Simon by making him paranoid for the first five and that's where the script was originally going to end, but then Dave stumbled on the sixth while writing. He then thought it up as an honorable mention since he was writing a script on it anyway thus made the sixth true. For the last, I theorized that Dave had an experience during the writing that made him feel like reminding the world with a PSA that pub workers should be wearing their steel-toed by law and for good reason. Totally thought I big brained it until that last one turned out false.
@Nylak-Otter
9 ай бұрын
Anyone in the US can ride without a seat belt as long as they're driving with their family, there are more than 3 people in that family, and that family only owns a pickup truck. It's called the Judd Clampet Clause. It exists so rural families can travel to town together, even if they only own a work vehicle (their pick-up truck). When I was a TA in university for agriculture courses, the professor and I both owned only pick-up trucks, so we'd load the whole class loose into the backs of our trucks to drive to where we were doing labs around the county on-site (lots of students didn't have their own vehicle on campus, so we just transported everyone together). We said that we were the parents of our little classroom family, and all we had were the two trucks. We were pulled over two or three times, but no one really cared once we went off on our practiced spiel about how it was totally legal to have half a dozen college students flailing around in the back of each of our vehicles. 😂
@Geri05
9 ай бұрын
Simon laughing about generic names. The most generic bald youtuber ever.
@audreymuzingo933
9 ай бұрын
This was absolutely the most fun Simon video I've watched in a long time. MORE REAL OR FAKES!!!
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Wrote this in aug :D
@carlllewellyn
9 ай бұрын
Always love your scripts! They always crack me up
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Thankyou
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
Look, the important thing is, I got it done eventually! I may not be the fastest editor but I get there in the end. So nyah 😛
@captainspaulding5963
9 ай бұрын
You are all awesome!
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
@@EveryFairyDies did you not do this one twice?
@LegendaryActionGuy
7 ай бұрын
Praise Simon, for he is generous with his content.
@emily.toombs
9 ай бұрын
Guess you’re sending beers down to the basement in the bucket tonight.
@RustyKnightGaming
9 ай бұрын
Carling is what you get when you let water stare at a decent beer for several months
@criptic3607
9 ай бұрын
Absolute Legend
@ajdean2974
9 ай бұрын
Ok so i didnt know that Dave was blind and so for a second i thought this was going to be just a truly mad-man level stunt to get out of a public intoxication charge
@tiffanyfitch4563
9 ай бұрын
Best editor ever. Thanks you so much!!
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
Thank you! I ended up having to do this twice because my computer is old and I am stupid, so I appreciate the love!
@marysmith-oq4jb
8 ай бұрын
Historically, I don't usually care for the true/false videos, but this one was very entertaining.
@SandrA-hr5zk
9 ай бұрын
In the US, newspaper carriers are exempt from wearing a seatbelt while delivering papers.
@fishstix4209
9 ай бұрын
32:56 ty editor, i was legit confused AF when we said 9 stones... Brits "you American chaps will use anything to avoid metric" Me "how much you weigh again?" Brit "oh about 9.25 stones" Me "riiiiiiiight"
@jimmccauley9099
9 ай бұрын
Thomas McChairface rocks! Hey lady, you're killing it as usual. Simon, love your excitement when you discovered the game was on.
@coviox
9 ай бұрын
I listen to basically all of these out loud. I don’t have wireless earbuds or a headphone dongle, however, I wrap it in my hood and turn down the volume so it’s incomprehensible to anyone at a reasonable distance.
@milksheihk
9 ай бұрын
In Australia a Taxi driver is definitely not exempt from wearing a seat belt, & passengers traditionally ride in the front, next to the driver here.
@KarlPastrana
8 ай бұрын
18:28 that's a great notification sound
@somestormchaseridjitwithwi2024
8 ай бұрын
"Thats what i do. I drink, and I know things." Props for that. 😎
@angiebarth1292
9 ай бұрын
I do know in some states it’s now illegal to dock dogs ears because it causes problems for people who breed show dogs because the show standards are docked and it needs to be done before they are the age to be sold. The tails are done when they are even younger.
@042509am
8 ай бұрын
Love the real or fakes!! I stg brain blaze is borderline therapy for me…. Truly love it!!
@masjuggalo
3 ай бұрын
I like that the apothecary had a lot of stuff with ethanol in it
@michelvondenhoff9673
9 ай бұрын
Imagine Fawlty Towers or Monty Python, just imagine 😅
@gennystout8952
9 ай бұрын
And down the rabbit hole again.......Simon for the win 😅😅😅😅 I see Simon on the thumbnail and I click it 😂😂😂😂
@awake2late
9 ай бұрын
You owe the basement beer and cigarettes Simon lol.
@callistamccracken3744
9 ай бұрын
Pausing at a minute in to give Simon due credit for his pure, honest childlike excitement over the thought of the video being a game
@thomagg
9 ай бұрын
Someone who was definitely not me had a similar travel experience back in my college days. Some strange brand of sugar cubes called Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds had been ingested, and everyone realized that the herbal supplements were running low. Some unnamed person decided they could make it to the local farmers house and back before the effects kicked in. In route a professor who had not been to sleep all night ran a red light and caused not my vehicle to t-bone his, totaling said vehicle. Sure that he was done for, our intrepid traveler took a ride from the officer, sure that he was going to jail, but the kind officer delivered him safely to the house a few doors down from the local farmer, and finished the quest to procure the herbal supplements for the long journey home.
@cravefubar4114
8 ай бұрын
The correct pickup line is "I have a compound, bring some flavor-aid and let's kill some...time"
@orioneverett128
9 ай бұрын
Simon for President-King of Earth!!
@Dr.RichardBanks
9 ай бұрын
Thank you Dave. This was a great one
@darlenefraser3022
9 ай бұрын
Thank you, Dave! Awesome stuff!
@FHNDRXX
9 ай бұрын
This is the best KZitem Channel ever. theres not one KZitemr i ever saw that has Advertisement more entertaining than others content 😂
@FHNDRXX
9 ай бұрын
is it just me or is Simon one of the greatest advertisers of all time. i mean companies must fight for him to do what he does best.
@Grishrak
9 ай бұрын
6:09 his friend’s kid’s name is Josiah. Simon said the story before in a Brain Blaze video a while back when I guess it was more recent. I guess by this time he’s uploaded 800 to 1,000 videos ago….with perhaps 250 videos yet to be uploaded.
@charlieboy6315
8 ай бұрын
I remember a "don't drink and drive" poster from the 80s which featured a picture of 5 pints with the 5th crossed out
@johnpatz8395
9 ай бұрын
So that means that Simon has not only read those 300,000 words, but likely added another 300,000 words on tangents on just those videos
@jajssblue
9 ай бұрын
Have we named the chair face? Maybe Patrick, if not?
@pjsw
9 ай бұрын
Love these episodes
@TakumiJoyconBoyz
9 ай бұрын
Here's hoping we see more of these.
@butterflystampede1945
9 ай бұрын
I have lived twelve years in england and worked in construction yet NEVER SEEN A GIRL WEAR STEEL TOE-CAPPED BOOTS. AND I LOOOOVED THE PUBS!!!!WHAT THE FLYING FVCK!
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
Am girl, have lived in UK, don’t worry construction, wear nothing BUT steel cap boots! With bright purple laces.
@Vinceras
9 ай бұрын
Man...I started off real strong and then fell off HARD lol Well done Dave!
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@bird65413
3 ай бұрын
"A special cognut thought." Cognut ... a fanatic institutionalist. 🐦
@ThePhoenix8472
9 ай бұрын
Does the chair have a name yet lol😂
@EveryFairyDies
9 ай бұрын
He does! His name is Thomas McChairface
@cazc5200
8 ай бұрын
I would like to see Simon do a more detailed advert for the sheath underwear women's range, like he does the men's. 🤣
@junestewart5098
9 ай бұрын
Yes, more please 😊
@wazalee4872
9 ай бұрын
i have been driving tractors all my life, and steel or carbon fiber toe boots, but for the last 15 years or so i have been wearing, jogger running type. shoes which comply with WHS in Australia eg steel cap boots and are light and comfy. suited most workplaces.
@RogerMullian
9 ай бұрын
Pocket Full of Kryptonite brought me here.
@Carnage88
9 ай бұрын
Love the guessing game BBs, so much fun! Good job Dave!
@blinddave88
9 ай бұрын
Hopefully I can do more
@kristenjackson713
9 ай бұрын
I unwillingly saw puppies have their tails docked as a kid. I think I'm still a little traumatized by the mental image of their little amputated tails lying on the floor.
@bettyswallocks6411
9 ай бұрын
It’s illegal to ride a bicycle in Germany and Austria while drunk. You don’t need a driving license to ride a bike, but if you have one and ride while over the limit, you will lose your license. A shandy, or lemonade and beer or ale mix, is known as a ‘Radler’ or ‘cyclist’ and sold as such.
@kellycagle8515
9 ай бұрын
18:00 Some people with mark a dog with a spot of dog-safe dye to prevent thief.
@danikettunen3796
9 ай бұрын
Surprised I only missed one, got the dog walking one wrong. Usually I do terrible at these games.
@dalemac89
9 ай бұрын
RE the docking of dogs tails. Not all dogs are pets. Some are working dogs and have prophylactic tail docking before they reach 5 days of age. For example, spaniels are common gundogs in the UK, and have their tails docked because the job they do in dense undergrowth puts them at risk of breaking their tail in their adult life if they have not had their tail docked. A dog breaking its tail is extremely painful. If the dog is going to be a gundog, It's kinder to dock the tail soon after birth, when its nervous system is not fully developed. In the UK it is illegal to dock the tail of any dog unless it is a working dog.
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