Temu is the online equivalent of a guy offering candy out of his van
@undericesinger
9 ай бұрын
This was almost funny. I just think the van/candy joke has been done too much. I'm a dick. Sorry, man.
@dontpissoffraccoons
9 ай бұрын
You're sounding a lot like you offer candy out of a van @@undericesinger
@SlipknotIsBest04
9 ай бұрын
@dontpissoffraccoons I agree with your username.
@undericesinger
9 ай бұрын
@@dontpissoffraccoons No, I offer empty gatorade bottles and random seat fries out of my Camry.
@SharkDeep
9 ай бұрын
@@undericesingerI agree. This trennywise guy ain’t funny.
@Skeleton_Dork
9 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Temu is actually owned by the parking lot van guy from Gumball
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
9 ай бұрын
Lol
@CalebP.-ck8tw
5 ай бұрын
Most accurate description
@lilyrahman9725
9 ай бұрын
I never thought in my godforsaken life that I'd hear Austin explaining the skibidy toilet phenomenon
@brandynkilpatrick
9 ай бұрын
I haven’t made it to that part yet but I can’t wait😂
@purpleheadedhedgehog3821
9 ай бұрын
Ok I’m still unfamiliar with what that is , but if Austin’s explaining it I may finally begin to get it
@brettabey9973
9 ай бұрын
Austin: its kinda like the movie the fly but with a watermelon Jared: Its kinda like (explains the plot to the movie the fly but with a watermelon)
@Dickey7861
9 ай бұрын
You can even see me look at him mid explanation and then look at the camera in disappointment lol
@ulfhedtyrsson
9 ай бұрын
Austin: OH its a skibity toilet! Jared: What the fuck is that?
@RyanConnell5150
9 ай бұрын
Finally some more stuff like this. I've missed the videos where you guys look at weird shit on the internet
@ethanpopo5722
9 ай бұрын
"Uh yeah, let me get a number 5 with a two-piece nut balls" killed me 😂
@ScrewBallTheAlien
9 ай бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the exquisite word play that is “fappiness”? Funniest shit I’ve heard all day. Scratch that, hearing Austin refer to skibidi toilet as “weird autistic content” is the funniest shit I’ve heard all day.
@MoonDevoured
9 ай бұрын
13:55 "blow his quack out" deserved something
@darklordofmayonnaise
9 ай бұрын
Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time they have to read the word "penis" in a product description. 😂
@Itemno9
9 ай бұрын
16:45 If Quiznos had watermelon back in the day.
@michaelglass8546
9 ай бұрын
Please do another worst Christmas stories / worst Christmas presents episode. Those are freaking good and would love to see y'all do one for the holidays
@russell6167
9 ай бұрын
Temu is like if you bought Wish off AliExpress.
@comedicsociopathy
9 ай бұрын
Nah, Wish is like if you bought Temu from AliExpress. Wish is the worst of the three lol
@moth312
9 ай бұрын
Jared grows a goatee and overnight he miraculously has the confidence and charisma of Steve Harvey
@dillfunk-vd9je
9 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for some more sticky dimes…
@Arthemesia
9 ай бұрын
Coffee color for when your accident looks like coffee ;)
@Dayz_Ex
9 ай бұрын
Temu is just wish 2.0
@futuramabender2078
9 ай бұрын
Teemu with a college degree!
@russuello
9 ай бұрын
I deleted my Temu account about 5 minutes after creating it because ive never been more scared of getting scammed 🤣 that app looks like one big virus
@comedicsociopathy
9 ай бұрын
It's not, not everything is low quality and they ship extremely fast. Never had a problem but I'm using the German site so idk if the US version is different.
@Whereisdogbro
6 ай бұрын
I literally saw a dude with that whey keychain yesterday and was thinking to myself why anyone would have that. Guess I now have seen one of the 40. Bizarre coincidence😂
@xpndblhero5170
9 ай бұрын
23:53 - And yet there's a fkn Temu ad and app download suggestion right below this video.... 😂
@reubenk7331
9 ай бұрын
🤣 Video title is dead on. That certainly was some weird shit!
@enasal-qawamshe374
9 ай бұрын
I used to teach 5th graders and they were obsessed with skibidi toilet 😭😭 I had to look it up just to see what the fuss was about and I wish I didn’t
@RyanConnell5150
9 ай бұрын
If you do more of these, make the screenshots a little bigger on screen please. I keep having to zoom in
@marmarballz
9 ай бұрын
I had to turn off the subtitles so I could try to see. The pictures were small
@gabeluvsnumetal
7 ай бұрын
a senior prank at my school was ordering like 10,000 tiny plastic babies and dumping them in the principals office xd! good times.
@landonlundin7792
9 ай бұрын
Loving the podcast. My thanks to you. I have lost contact with my og metal bros. Keep the metal alive ❤
@BillyTheCheeseMonger
9 ай бұрын
I have bought over 800$ of shit from temu (mostly weird watches) and now I get random charges on my card like twice a week that I can’t track or refund, I’ve heard that temu has been charged for taking peoples bank info 💀💀
@Zakk_Ross
9 ай бұрын
Yoo is that you in your profile picture? Insane build. Since your card is already compromised can I use it to buy the Fortnite battle pass please
@BillyTheCheeseMonger
9 ай бұрын
@@Zakk_Ross nah dawg that’s Finnish IFBB pro legend Marko Savolainen
@mattscfc849
9 ай бұрын
The Chinese know how gullible the west is 😂😂, then there’s tik tok. I’m typing this as Jared explains the masturbating cup… wtf 😂😂😂
@coreythurston6137
8 ай бұрын
Love how Jared always tries to put logic behind the photos and products. Must forget he's looking at temu. Lmfao
@Kekistani_Insurgent
Ай бұрын
“Golden Thighboy” is my upcoming solo project. It’s just bass drum. Just to get those golden thighs, boy.
@codywelch3644
9 ай бұрын
When he said drill my mind went to step brothers. "No power tools! It's my toothbrush. That is NOT your toothbrush! Oh."... Close enough.
@HungryLights
5 ай бұрын
Only $11.80 for those pants? Sold.
@veicanoriceia
9 ай бұрын
18:09 C'mon guys... CROC & BALL TORTURE!
@SergeantSlayer1
5 ай бұрын
0:02 should be the thumbnail for this vid.
@nopenothing761
8 ай бұрын
The mini baby toys used to be littered all around my highschool I'd find them in the energy drink vending machine deposit box all the time
@jakubgodlewski9104
9 ай бұрын
Love the video, extremely fun but I would appreciate the screenshots being bigger or at least you filling the screen with a screenshot for the first few seconds when talking about it, as a mobile user I had to zoom into every image just to see what it is
@Van.Meter_
9 ай бұрын
please do more of these i laughed my ass off😂
@woody8577
9 ай бұрын
Beware of Temu, folks. I wouldn't recommend doing business with them, myself. Shady af. Great video, Dinky Dank boyz!
@hlittle16
9 ай бұрын
0:51 - the look of a man who has ordered 4 fleshies off the site in the last month
@Kekistani_Insurgent
Ай бұрын
or 0:09 😂
@a-man3179
9 ай бұрын
I'll be a Temu defender, there's some pretty neat stuff on there, not just weird shit.
@comedicsociopathy
9 ай бұрын
It's because people are looking for these things for views. I buy normal stuff from there all the time and never even got recommended weird stuff. They ship extremely fast too.
@thatoneguy5164
9 ай бұрын
Bring back looking at Facebook memes those where the days
@BBall0027
9 ай бұрын
7:42 I'm imagining getting an Uber driver with that holding his phone up for GPS. I'm not sure if I would give him 1 or 5 stars, but he's certainly not 2, 3, or 4.
@tophatness5674
8 ай бұрын
Austin seems baked as fuck!😂
@Condorlandor
9 ай бұрын
Ive got one of the tiny protein bottles it is used for storing your post workout so you can dump it in your shaker cup when your done 👍🏻 so you don't have to carry around a bunch of giant tubs to gym
@Lolzosaurus
9 ай бұрын
of course we have Jared thirsting for Justin again,...
@nicmoray6495
9 ай бұрын
Take care guys there is actually a huge lawsuit against them for selling personal data like creditcard info and stuff
@mattscfc849
9 ай бұрын
11.30 we call that a willy warmer in the uk 😂😂😂
@musicman7105
9 ай бұрын
Oh boy
@Fronty10
9 ай бұрын
Finally some good fucking content
@Samael_Morningstar666
9 ай бұрын
My dad was one of the dumbasses that bought shit from temu and I told him everything they are getting investigated for and he STILL bought shit from them and I now remind him and laugh about it.
@ohdell85
9 ай бұрын
He bought the penis workout tool didnt he
@psychochicken9535
9 ай бұрын
"Stop making fun of me!" "Not until you learn your lesson. You gonna listen to me next time?"
@comedicsociopathy
9 ай бұрын
I think it's hilarious when people who use TikTok warn me about Temu being Chinese spyware lol At least with Temu, I get some neat stuff and not only cringy teenagers.
@lowshay
9 ай бұрын
how did the calendar have 1500 reviews but only 700 sold...seems kinda sus
@EthanThomas-hk8ee
9 ай бұрын
This is gonna be fun!
@uncle_thulhu
9 ай бұрын
Austin, you're not talking about Skibidi by Little Big, are you?
@ronanator789
9 ай бұрын
I'm glad I wasnt the only one thinking Justin would rock them lmfao
@sirnik6304
9 ай бұрын
The Autocatic thrusting male mastubator should be todays sponsor haha
@spookythrillz1486
9 ай бұрын
I agree Justin would wear this 😂 I seen concerts of tallah on KZitem and was surprised 😂🎂
@IAmLiterallyGutsfromBerserk
9 ай бұрын
Goose Noose
@estebanganan6367
8 ай бұрын
Metal cold ones
@MinusFiveStars_
9 ай бұрын
It would be perfect if you read some of the reviews on the items.
@ryan-cochran
9 ай бұрын
Temu is such a cursed site
@fstktoaoz5101
9 ай бұрын
NEW KEILLEN ALLITH
@Think_Feel_Act.
9 ай бұрын
If I comment before the premiere, will it be there when the video goes live? 🤔
@H3y-Nightmare
9 ай бұрын
Science
@Think_Feel_Act.
9 ай бұрын
Indeed
@RanterInShades
9 ай бұрын
10:40 This looks like the South Park episode where Randy gives himself testicular cancer.
@RyanConnell5150
9 ай бұрын
13:02 😂
@joeschmoe5009
9 ай бұрын
We get it jared, you need help making it bigger and and doing the job, my goodness man, you didnt have to go so hard, pun intended
@marmarballz
9 ай бұрын
Picklous Cage is the best thing about this video 😂
@SiriasisOFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
Temu is like Twitterfied version of TikTok
@skatemetal5062
9 ай бұрын
Hay did you hear about the little chicken
@BogStandardBloke
9 ай бұрын
My partner actually bought some of those little babies the other day!
@kp-williams5850
7 ай бұрын
Im a cook and i feel like that some times (not the dying part...)
@mystic0maggot401
9 ай бұрын
Alright, you showed us Austin, now how much you want for him?
@buddhaclausstudios6762
9 ай бұрын
TEMU is WISH if you bought WISH from WISH.
@oblivionzerokyle
9 ай бұрын
Someone at my job was leaving those babies in the urinals.
@Kekistani_Insurgent
Ай бұрын
brooo don’t give me ideas like this 😂
@RyanConnell5150
9 ай бұрын
Picolas Cage looked more like The Rock
@LeHeuZaHer
7 ай бұрын
Wish + Alibaba = Temu
@beridus
9 ай бұрын
Training to become the "master"bater
@Thomas-gq3oc
9 ай бұрын
I do love me some Temu
@sonicbreaker6991
9 ай бұрын
Temu says this item is free but you have to buy a certain amount of items to get a free item that ydek if your gonna get
@CellarSpiderRae
9 ай бұрын
jerry are u gonna grow the beard out again? im curious 😅
@OutlawVideoTV
9 ай бұрын
there is a scammer on Jarid Dines channel ripping people off with Jared Dines name and image.
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
The new wish
@comedicsociopathy
9 ай бұрын
Temu is better.
@kadeschedler9173
9 ай бұрын
I got a steak from temu. 10/10. Would buy again
@woody8577
9 ай бұрын
Canine or feline?
@BeckhamWestphal
9 ай бұрын
*not sponsored* sees add for temu
@_of_nothing_
9 ай бұрын
temu and wish r dating
@Think_Feel_Act.
9 ай бұрын
I wonder if these Pre-Upload comments will help with the YT Algorithm? 🤔
@Dickey7861
9 ай бұрын
Fingers crossed haha🤞🏻
@Think_Feel_Act.
9 ай бұрын
Indeed lol
@Emmathelady
9 ай бұрын
2:51 Men’s fashion? Screw that! I know there are some of my fellow trans ladies, who would buy that in a second!
@arininquotes8396
9 ай бұрын
22:26 what does "autistic" content mean in this context bc I don't feel like that's an ok thing to say?
@Dickey7861
9 ай бұрын
Like as in "stimming" is a thing commonly associated with autism and Skibidi is stimming overload. It was not meant as a dig towards people with autism, but a comparison to the over stimulation of the skibidi content and the themes of "stimulation" that can be found in autism centered content. Skibidi is as if AI made content based off which stimulating things kept you watching the longest. That content can usually be centered towards peoples algorithms that have things like autism ADHD etc. which has created an uptick/market for content catered towards people with those conditions which leads us to having categorical content for people that would benefit those algorithms. aka content for people with autism. Hope that helps clear up what I meant! All love here!
@arininquotes8396
9 ай бұрын
@@Dickey7861 Yes it does, thanks for the thoughtful reply!
@peehandshihtzu
9 ай бұрын
Who the fug searches for a "self pleasure toy" with those exact words???
@peehandshihtzu
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, Um... I'm curious if those glossy oil pants have the double-deep butt cut or just the "normal" butt cut??? No reason, actually asking for someone else. Not a friend though, that would seem weird. :)
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