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@Altair00rion
3 жыл бұрын
Aww yeah
@marcbeebee6969
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah just came from "I don't know about that", with Jim jeffreys and his drug trafficker guest and he said we live in the golden age of Coke :D
@ZAR533
3 жыл бұрын
Aww yes another "simple" BB video I love you simon
@Kuichio
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Americans do share the beaver.
@fullcodecpr9044
3 жыл бұрын
Almost an epic hour long blaze... we need those again!
@thejudgmentalcat
3 жыл бұрын
"My voice is rough from yelling during my Business Blaze videos" Suuuure...and not screaming at your imprisoned staff in your basement in cocaine-fueled rages. Whatever you say.
@sam.nothanks
3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean coke fuled rages... 😬
@fossillife8372
3 жыл бұрын
I imagine sam amd danny chained up in their tighty whiteys to a hot steam pipe in the basement. Simon coked up screaming at them to write a new script.....and find some memes...
@abcdeisthekeygaming277
3 жыл бұрын
@@fossillife8372 I'm just convinced Danny is just his alternate personality. And not a real person
@ThatElfTorunn
3 жыл бұрын
Allegedly
@coreyperdue1966
3 жыл бұрын
@@sam.nothanks BACK TO THE BASEMENT
@selavey
3 жыл бұрын
(Re: Shouting) Once my partner came into my office thinking he heard me crying but I was just listening to a Business Blaze where Simon was mocking Yoko Ono singing.
@z31drifterlf
3 жыл бұрын
Love this you legend.
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
I agree, this is *legendary* (in my opinion)
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
3 жыл бұрын
*Boyfriend or Husband. Don't shame him for his title.
@deemariedubois4916
3 жыл бұрын
@@nunyobidniz Just not the same...allegedly.
@nodiggity9472
3 жыл бұрын
More like Yoko NoNo.
@clove2490
3 жыл бұрын
simon: who buys a flamethrower? what do you need this for? me: -looks out the window at 24 inches of snow-
@tourmalino3205
6 ай бұрын
A shame the flamethrower won't help vs the snow.
@nova2512
3 жыл бұрын
*5:38** This is actually genius. Michelin did this originally in France, and the restaurants that got the highest ratings were the ones farthest away from populated areas. And quite literally off the beaten path because they would choose ones that had the hardest commute on the worst roads. They did this so that people would drive more and wear out their tires they would have to be replaced. And worst of all I’m pretty sure I learned that from you*
@phantomechelon3628
Жыл бұрын
Genius! 😁
@bryancorringham
3 жыл бұрын
Michelin made maps that had restaurants on them, they were rated in quality with stars, which over time became the best way to know which where the shite places. Hence Michelin Stars.
@NickVanRegenmorter
3 жыл бұрын
Michilen made those maps as a marketing campaign. (You needed a good tire if you wanted to travel and see these great places)
@FluffieXStarshine
3 жыл бұрын
It's like the original yelp
@chriswillis4153
3 жыл бұрын
I thought for sure Simon did a video on Michelin before...
@bbrodriguez420
3 жыл бұрын
@@chriswillis4153 I was thinking the same thing, as soon as he said it I was thinking 'I'm sure he's talked about this in a video before'.
@robertwalker-smith2739
3 жыл бұрын
During the postwar era in France, there were a number of traveling businessmen who were obliged to eat at rural restaurants. The Guide helped them avoid food poisoning and inedible food. They would buy the guide where they bought their tires.
@RawbeardX
3 жыл бұрын
Surfshark: people want to steal your passwords also Surfshark: give us all your passwords *heavy breathing*
@zaneandre6387
3 жыл бұрын
but... if You're tunnelling through them You're providing your credentials for any site or service you log in to. whether they employ pre-provider encryption and destination-only decrypt is another matter.. just like whether any password is truly ever "fully encrypted" aka "completely untamperable"
@demoniack81
3 жыл бұрын
@@zaneandre6387 That's not how a VPN works. If the site you're logging into uses HTTPS they still can't see the content of the transmission.
@jubjud13
3 жыл бұрын
"Arthur the mouse." This is why the colonies rebeled. Hes an aardvark.
@j-bob_oreo
3 жыл бұрын
you know how to spell that because of the show dont you ? did you do the dance ?
@Erika-us2ws
3 жыл бұрын
@ j-bob oreo I haven’t seen that episode in probably a decade and I remember that scene clearly.
@TheSilvert8008
3 жыл бұрын
T-shirt idea: Simon pointing directly at you, like Uncle Sam, with the words "No one can take away your Legend!"
@amandaparsons6650
3 жыл бұрын
Simon: "smash that dislike button!" Me: *gently clicks the "like" button*
@azuregriffin1116
3 жыл бұрын
*elmo rise*
@andiward7068
3 жыл бұрын
Always on mobile-not smashing sh*t on this. ( ;
@amandaparsons6650
3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 lol same
@Rescel1
3 жыл бұрын
for his voice
@amandaparsons6650
3 жыл бұрын
@@hexasides6411 I don't like people telling me what to do 🤣
@zacharyouten4525
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly had no idea that the Guinness world records were the same Guinness as the beer, that's wild
@ruthdeckman9781
3 жыл бұрын
Neither did I!
@blackc1479
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I feel like an idiot. Now where did that facepalm emoji go?
@seanhazelton9835
3 жыл бұрын
Yea me too, I never put the two together
@maggiee639
3 жыл бұрын
I assumed they were separate companies because why would they be related?!
@ruthdeckman9781
3 жыл бұрын
@@maggiee639 yeah, that's what I thought, too!
@pino6247
3 жыл бұрын
Sam throwing shade on Simon in post-production is some of the funniest shit on YT
@Kore_YT
3 жыл бұрын
A good way to get people to use up tyres is to get people to drive more :) 5:41
@bigemugamer
3 жыл бұрын
Ignoring President Biden and leaving your tires super unflated or over inflated will also work, without getting people to drive more. Other than cocaine, is there anything Simon seriously thinks people will willingly do more of??
@justsomeguy5628
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to find you here.
@afinita
3 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, are we still in the introduction?" - Simon, 12:34
@alyssabaerne9508
3 жыл бұрын
Seems business blaze standard, doesn't it? Either way we don't mind
@brettauletta7746
3 жыл бұрын
I bought the Microsoft Barney for my daughter back in the day.. Once I walked by her room and I heard it yell from the toy box" Hey it's dark in here!" The batteries came out and he got banished to the furthest corner of the basement
@jazzerzzz22
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like poor Danny...
@bigemugamer
3 жыл бұрын
@@jazzerzzz22 and Danny STILL causes problems.... Maybe Brett should check on that Barney... just to be safe.
@pumibel1720
3 жыл бұрын
Worse than a furby!
@cartoonkelly7924
3 жыл бұрын
On stormy nights it’s said that you can still hear Barney crying out to be rescued from the dark, luring small children in so he can steal their souls to sustain himself.
@RonelynValor
3 жыл бұрын
See my comment elsewhere on this video. Software tester. Hardware lab. 2 AM. Nightmares.
@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
3 жыл бұрын
I got the feeling that Danny and Sam are in Simon's basement celebrating the fact that Simon can't yell at them anymore while saying "Phase 1, completed!" 🤔😂🤣😁
@dfw_sleepypillz1007
3 жыл бұрын
The feels associated with Simon saying, "....disappointed in the world, and people...." is LEGENDARY. Rock on Blaze team, rock on.
@WDCallahan
3 жыл бұрын
It always made perfect sense to me that the tire company would start publishing a list of great restaurants for you to drive to and that a beer company would be the one to start certifying all the crazy claims we tell each other in the pub.
@azuregriffin1116
3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say!
@andiward7068
3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense they would START printing them, but the Michelin Star has morphed from a decent meal on a map to one of the most distinguished honors in the restaurant world. The Guiness Book however absolutely makes sense.
@ChristmasLore
3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 , actually the stars make perfect sense, the idea was people would plan trips to go eat to a one star restaurant. And they indeed do.
@lubu9209
10 ай бұрын
@@andiward7068 Except now it's just the top 0.1% richest literally paying to have _a_ record. Or you know, oppressive regimes distracting people from their crimes, or Billy Mitchell.
@Animaniac-vd5st
3 жыл бұрын
"The past was the worst" still kinda works even for people who don't know this channel. Maybe that's why people buy it more than other designs
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
I love it as a Simon quote, but it is personally meaningful to me beyond that. Def in my top 10 shirts. 👕
@TheRealMarxz
3 жыл бұрын
my sister has one bought by a co-worker - she's an ancient history teacher
@Mogijup
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealMarxz your sister is an absolute legend
@ladykoiwolfe
3 жыл бұрын
I love the past, I've spent all my time there. Even so, things keep getting better.
@alyssabaerne9508
3 жыл бұрын
It's simple why it works so well... it's perfectly true, the past sucked... and when new thing are in the past, an unfortunate majority of it will suck as well... it's a perpetual truth
@Kai-uj5go
3 жыл бұрын
I had a toy in the 90s, a large princess doll that wad about 1-2 feet large. It reacted to a certain VHS tape, I left it in the backseat of my moms car and she came to a red light and it triggered the dolls censor and she said something, or giggled. My mom said she almost had a heart attack and Lmao she told me that story so many times
@Kaiserland111
3 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, the editing and memes on this vid were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. Sam, we love you and your work. Oh yeah, Danny and Simon too...
@Tom-dg6pg
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness book of records entry: longest intro to a video
@gram.
3 жыл бұрын
Btw, you should know that, instead of getting your crappy irrelevant record in a tiny column of the Guinness book of records (and still have to buy the book just to see it)... You could have the British Red Arrows fly over your house and have 2k leftover for booze, women, and that stuff Pablo Escobar sold.
@jessicaconda4825
3 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, the whole thing with the Michelin company doing the food reviews was to get more people driving. Since it started back when traveling by car wasn't very common, they started a guide of restaurants and other attractions with ratings to get people to go there so they could sell their tires and such. Also since most if those that had cars are the time were of the upper classes the restaurants in the guide reflected that.
@jeffchabotte
3 жыл бұрын
This. If you traveled. you needed new tires more often.
@mattyt1961
3 жыл бұрын
as I recall the star rating was how far you should travel so a 5 star was make the trip, 3 star was go out of your way, 1 star was basically if you had to
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattyt1961 cool! So I guess today, _I_ found out… that.
@brainblaze6526
3 жыл бұрын
I feel I even made a video about this at some point... I have made so many.
@QBCPerdition
3 жыл бұрын
@@brainblaze6526 Really? I can't say I've ever seen your videos anywhere...by the way, the beard oil is great, and the customer service us awesome. Mine shattered and spilled during shipment (winter in WI) and they sent me out a replacement, double wrapped against the cold. Awesome.
@neonclear8500
3 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a medical transport company. Basically picking people up when they were discharged from the hospital and taking them to retirement homes and nursing facilites. There was a nursing home that had a plaque on the wall that proudly proclaimed they were the recipient of something like the gold standard or gold seal award like 6 times in a row. Looked into the award later, it was one they invented themselves for the sole purpose of awarding it to themselves
@gmoney4980
3 жыл бұрын
The trio of Simon, Danny, and Sam is straight up Blazing Gangsta Legendary..
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
3 жыл бұрын
"Guinness engine oil" USA: 👀 now that's the true Irish-American
@oracleofdelphi4533
3 жыл бұрын
Ha, a North Korean telling a British man that something's truly Irish-American. That's what Blazing is.
@skizzik121
3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure judging by the taste, Guinness motor oil is literally just Guinness beer in a plastic oil container
@aguaarch
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness engine oil. Looks like America need to go to war and free you from the wretchedness of "oil".
@Sacker1939
3 жыл бұрын
@@aguaarch don’t give them ideas
@WKRP187
3 жыл бұрын
Here's a fun factoid (93% sure it's fact)... Kim Jong-Un spends over $250,000 annually getting our Kentucky bourbon smuggled out of the US to somewhere that eventually gets it to him. Gotta love CAPITALISM at work!!
@eifionharper4816
3 жыл бұрын
Damm Simon's underfloor heating for taking ETA away from us!
@caseymacdonald878
3 жыл бұрын
ETA is dead!!
@mooniejohnson
3 жыл бұрын
@@caseymacdonald878 Bullshit, ETA is just biding his time... he's sitting in a dark corner of the basement where Simon can't see... he whispers things to Danny... VIVE ETA!
@jacksavage4098
3 жыл бұрын
ETA is buried under the floor, the horror, the horror.
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
_"…nevermore" quoth the space heater_
@Hoschikus
3 жыл бұрын
The heating IS ETA! Simon you goddamn monster! #freeETA
@t.c.7968
3 жыл бұрын
Sam, the memes are just *MWAH* pure gold today
@mikethomas9623
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna try to make this entertaining." (Allegedly) lol
@PaulsGarage
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had an internet business just so I could sponsor a business blaze ad read.
@default14845
3 жыл бұрын
Well start selling those 3D printed molds. Lol. I'd buy them BTW.
@erikkornfeld785
3 жыл бұрын
Well... You don't need an internet business. I mean theoretically I could pay Simon to do an ad read for my dog if I give him enough money. He pretty much admitted he will do an ad read for anything even !Rage shadow Legends! If the amount is right
@PaulsGarage
3 жыл бұрын
@@erikkornfeld785 "today's episode is brought to you by some guy named Paul. He doesn't have anything to sell you allegedly, he just thinks you should keep watching business blaze. Ignore the fact that you are already watching business blaze, making this non-advert even more pointless. I mean, clearly this man is an idiot to pay to not advertise anything in order to tell you to keep doing what you are already doing. Allegedly he's a bit dim, but the check cleared so let's get on with today's video about communism or something..." Yeah I could do that. Wonder what the cost would be 🤔
@iowafarmboy
3 жыл бұрын
We should start a money pool for an ad for "business blaze fans!". And have Danny write our ad.
@sarahraisingmyvoice
3 жыл бұрын
I know he definitely *looks* like a mouse, but Arthur is actually an aardvark.
@aceundead4750
3 жыл бұрын
Arthur the aardvark because Mikey the mouse is too close to Mickey Mouse lol no idea if that actually is the case but it was a funny thought
@julianshepherd2038
3 жыл бұрын
@@aceundead4750 they didn't want to scare people and everyone know that aardvark never hurt anyone.
@davidmcgill1000
3 жыл бұрын
If you'd ever seen the original books you'd see why they did that redesign.
@MKGeorge13
3 жыл бұрын
In the OG Arthur books he looks a lot more like an Aardvark.
@aceundead4750
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmcgill1000 it turns out turning an aardvark into a human is disturbing when done with any anatomical correctness
@AndreiCaldararu
3 жыл бұрын
There's certainly a different type of energy without Simon's shouting, but it's a small price to pay for a chance to hear his spot-on impersonation of Yoko Ono in the future
@daniellane9144
3 жыл бұрын
"If I am sounding a little bit unusual, it is because I'm actively drunk." :D
@OtakuUnitedStudio
3 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting a friggin SEKIRO reference. Sam's mixture of aged vintage and artisanal memes is beautiful. That silhouette, though, um. What sites have you been on, Sam? And yes, Beaver means that in the US. The one used less in the US is minge. Fanny's the one that means a different thing.
@andiward7068
3 жыл бұрын
And boy does it make a difference! No wonder the word "fannypack" didn't travel well.
@binkleyspacetrucker5057
3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 it's the Aussies fault for changing what the word "fanny" means :D
@OtakuUnitedStudio
3 жыл бұрын
@@binkleyspacetrucker5057 It was the Americans who changed it. It means the same thing in the UK as it does in Australia, and the UK is a bit older, wot.
@fanbuoy9234
3 жыл бұрын
Beaver also means that in Sweden. Well, our word is 'bäver' because we do like ourselves some sweet sweet umlauts, but it means the same thing. It's a true unifier of cultures.
@OtakuUnitedStudio
3 жыл бұрын
@@fanbuoy9234 and English borrowed it from you guys. Thanks, by the way.
@Unknowngfyjoh
3 жыл бұрын
Our boy is off the chain with these business Blaze lately. Used to be one per week, now it's one per day. I still think this channel will have 1 million subscribers by the end of this year.
@brainblaze6526
3 жыл бұрын
That would be epic.
@jeffhousen8968
3 жыл бұрын
@@brainblaze6526 start posting polls, you'll get there quick one per day should do it according to the spiffing brit and his entertaining methods of breaking things I would advise watching his youtube is perfectly balanced videos
@sallyintucson
3 жыл бұрын
Barney was so “popular” that the US military used the songs to torture people.
@kanna317
3 жыл бұрын
Sam is giving it 1000% today. Please throw him an extra bread crust for his work today.
@AverytheCubanAmerican
3 жыл бұрын
Simon: Guinness is alright Ireland: Just alright? *gasps* THE audacity
@mooniejohnson
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness isn't a beer, it's a goddamned *meal* . This is coming from a guy who loves Guinness.
@Tigermoto
3 жыл бұрын
#SurprisedPikachuFace
@Hoschikus
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it's kinda shit, innit.
@michellemire8462
3 жыл бұрын
Lol Simon said that guiness is strong tasting, but imo is pretty tame vs craft stouts
@dragonsword7370
3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the exported stuff is shite. The Patton Oswalt description of Guinness pints in Dublin was like a "Cupcake and handjob smoothie".
@Joe_Potts
3 жыл бұрын
Simon: "No one can take away your legend." Bard 15 years from now: "When this humble bard... Graced a ride along... with Joseph of Maryland... Along came this song... *(kazoo melody intensifies)* "
@mfhberg
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure someone GIFed it in the first few views.
@awzthemusicalreviews
3 жыл бұрын
Toss a coin to your butcher!
@victoriashevlin8587
3 жыл бұрын
Kazoo?! 😂
@WhatAboutZoidberg
3 жыл бұрын
Simon Whistler probably "We have toast, why do we need to jazz it up with butter and jam and stuff. Just leave it alone, its already perfect"
@puppetguy8726
3 жыл бұрын
12:33 diversification ideas for Simon: pacifiers, road blocks, mongolian throat singing, octupus cannery, polonium mining and pirated VHS tapes
@alternavent
3 жыл бұрын
Wait.... where’s ETA? Have we forgotten, already?
@rickc2102
3 жыл бұрын
"I sure hope so," says Spain.
@Thyranel
3 жыл бұрын
No I miss him everyday!!!!
@THEmilkyboi
3 жыл бұрын
He's locked in the basement with Danny. ETA made a mistake and paid the price.
@Westcoastadventurer
3 жыл бұрын
The 5G COVID got him sorry to break it to you guys
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
Viva ETA. He's the new Ché Guevara.
@abbeybevan8225
3 жыл бұрын
Can we have a "No one can take away your legend" tee shirt. That would b legend
@Mewithabeard
3 жыл бұрын
Yes please!
@doctorlolchicken7478
3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I posted the same and then saw this comment. I think it would be really popular.
@nocensorship8092
3 жыл бұрын
tea shirt
@christinak1053
3 жыл бұрын
Please please!?
@Im-Not-a-Dog
Жыл бұрын
(Re: Toilet Books) I still keep a stack of _Uncle John's Bathroom Reader_ books at my house for reading while on the toilet when my phone is charging.
@2down4up
3 жыл бұрын
The only person I know that owns one of these “not a flame thrower” things lives in Maryland.
@chefcc90
3 жыл бұрын
The Michelin Guide and star rating was designed initially to sell more tires. It was a way of saying to people with cars "you should drive this far out of your way to go see this or eat here." 1 star meant the place was worthwhile to go to if it was along your route. 2 stars indicate a small detour is worth the trip. And 3 stars, the max, meant it was worth a trip by itself. It was all to sell more tires. Your welcome Edit: Please let Simon see this so he learns something from KZitem comments
@JimTheFly
3 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment this. I remember learning this a while back and found it rather cool.
@andywarda1481
3 жыл бұрын
Someone who gets it. Coffee doesn't need to be tinkered with.
@dadillen5902
3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the coffee now doesn't it.
@RealSkoolmaster
2 жыл бұрын
Simon in 2020: "you will be missed. For your entertainment.." Me in 2021: "after this utter drivel of a new president... yes, orange man is missed..."
@MrG9002
7 ай бұрын
Jim Pattison had car lots here in Vancouver, Canada, branched out, and branched out, and branched out, now has the 2nd largest privately held company in Canada...........He used to have a really cool Christmas light display that people could see up in the North shore hills as they travelled North on our iconic Lions Gate Bridge.
@goldenpun5592
3 жыл бұрын
"You're watching the internet right now!" *Me, a survivor of the trump wars and doge coin crash 20 years in the future, watching saved youtube data in a bunker, a single tear rolling down my cheek as I remember the good old days of dank memes and pornhub, the sound of marauders banging on the vault doors outside pinging in my ears. They took my identity years ago...surf shark can't help me now* As I load the last shell into my sawn-off I whisper to myself, "The past..." slowly bringing the barrel of the gun to my mouth.. "Was the best."
@thejudgmentalcat
3 жыл бұрын
That was the most relatable short I've ever read. Respect
@eowyn-faramir-reads
3 жыл бұрын
*sobs* it was, it wasssss
@broomhands8001
3 жыл бұрын
Legend
@noka1979
3 жыл бұрын
Epic
@j-bob_oreo
3 жыл бұрын
write a book please
@mt_baldwin
3 жыл бұрын
Yes beaver has the same slang meaning in the US as it does in the UK.
@chuckschwoch5761
3 жыл бұрын
Why would a flat tailed rodent need a slang name?
@Tigermoto
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clarifying.
@wewemcrhyne
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, one of the worst, in my opinion, allegedly
@jphilb
3 жыл бұрын
Thought it was a fanny in the UK.
@oggydogg4147
3 жыл бұрын
A hairy beaver is a thing from the 1980,s......They are all shaven now, or have a landing strip 😂😂
@nova2512
3 жыл бұрын
*Why did they sell flamethrowers? Why do you even have to ask that question? Also he is literally the inspiration for RDJ’s iron man. Downey sat down with him for a day to pick his brain. That’s why Elon had a cameo in iron man 2*
@nova2512
3 жыл бұрын
*Danny is that you? If you need help write a script that doesn’t involve communism or a random job you had and I will come rescue you*
@troubledwaters7441
3 жыл бұрын
@@nova2512 Your grammar is shite, why would Danny need YOUR help writing scripts?! He would need to spend an obnoxiously long time editing what tripe you might manage to slap together lol !
@kneau
3 жыл бұрын
@@troubledwaters7441 swing and a miss!
@JoeyVol
2 жыл бұрын
@@kneau Honestly - He seems like he’s obsessed with right wing politics - That’s something we definitely don’t need more of in America.
@skilledwarman
3 жыл бұрын
I actually can answer the Michelin thing! They used to make guide books for different places (states, countries, ect) that people could use as guides on road trips. Part of the idea being that if they encouraged you to drive more you'd need to buy tires more often. So when people bought the guides they would know all the best places to visit as well as have maps showing how to get to each one. And the restaurants they included were graded on a star system where the lower end was "worth stopping at" and the highest end was "You need to make this part of your trip!" Then over time it just became more and more of a status symbol.
@imperlast2
3 жыл бұрын
sam facts need to be a thing, also I feel sometimes Danny needs to record a video to send in so Simon can just react to it
@szymongorczynski9695
3 жыл бұрын
Yea that's a really fun idea
@offrails
3 жыл бұрын
That may be a megaproject, considering the poor lighting down there in the basement
@erikkornfeld785
3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Danny isn't going to reveal himself that easily. Have David read it so Simon can react.
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
5:48 the #SamFacts
@phillyfanist
3 жыл бұрын
He should do Danny’s Basement Diary, a vlog chronicling Danny’s life trapped against his will in Simon’s basement and his slow descent into depravity as he gets overwhelmed with Stockholm syndrome
@stephjovi
3 жыл бұрын
Sam is brillant today. So true. In my opinion : We don't do this here, allegedly 😜😂😂😂😂😂
@alpacalyps1464
3 жыл бұрын
He really was, anyway, here's a chihuahua. 14:50
@stephjovi
3 жыл бұрын
@@alpacalyps1464 yes that was legendary 😂. Maybe Sam can find it. I didn't but anyways here's a chihuahua 😂.
@jasonthompson7378
3 жыл бұрын
True I laugh so hard lol 😂 the is blazing at the moment
@thunderball44
3 жыл бұрын
I legit burst out laughing at that Curb Your Enthusiasm drop. Perfect timing
@JaleDoris
3 жыл бұрын
Sam... so on point today.
@ZippoX05
3 жыл бұрын
After Simon buys Enron and Theranos he's going to enter the guiness book of world records for owning the largest collection of guiness book of world records books in a single collection
"In my opinion. Allegedly." Is the greatest ass saver ever lol. Your opinions isn't even completely solid lol.
@WKRP187
3 жыл бұрын
Proof that there's way to many scumbag lawyers that are willing to sue you over anything and everything anytime!!!! Except for my lawyer he's a gentleman and a scholar... ALLEGEDLY
@isaacwilson5284
3 жыл бұрын
@@WKRP187 ALLEGEDLY in your opinion ;)
@SirWussiePants
3 жыл бұрын
"Elon Didn't Invent Anything New" should be the name of the biography of Elon Musk.
@Amarianee
3 жыл бұрын
It's already trademarked for a future Steve Jobs biography.
@dadillen5902
3 жыл бұрын
@@Amarianee Why would they trademark "ELON didn't invent anything new" for STEVE JOBS? 😒😉
@minagica
3 жыл бұрын
@@dadillen5902 🤣🤣🤣
@dadillen5902
3 жыл бұрын
@@minagica Your have a truly warped sense of humour. Isn't it GREAT. 😁😁😁
@dadillen5902
3 жыл бұрын
😴
@theenzoferrari458
3 жыл бұрын
The law offices of dewey cheetum, and Howard advise you to yell more.
@AlfieEdwards
3 жыл бұрын
"do you use the internet? yes you do you're on it right now" HAHAHAHA, you fool, little do you know, I have no internet but I saw my grandson watching business blaze and have him record each episode onto VHS for me and then tell him what to comment on each video when I visit on Sundays!
@mancavegamingandgardening9901
3 жыл бұрын
12:39 the wtf Danny meme will never get old
@jasonmajors2258
3 жыл бұрын
Yes simon.. "beaver" in u.s. holds the same connotation lmao
@craigmacgibbon9166
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of beavers - one of the best tv commercials ever: a tampon commercial where a girl is out going shopping, getting makeovers, getting hit on at the beach, all with her beaver best friend. First time I saw it I spat out my drink.
@briankulesza5484
3 жыл бұрын
Watching Simon attempt to be reserved during the blaze and consistently fail is just as entertaining as usual
@andipopp1984
3 жыл бұрын
Michelin made the Guide Michelin so people had a reason to drive somewhere back in the time when cars where a little bit of a luxury. The guide stuck around
@demiller74
3 жыл бұрын
Can you handle me calling you captain obvious? I’m really trying to insult Simon...
@JoeyVol
2 жыл бұрын
That’s funny - Big Tire actually exists.
@oxylepy2
3 жыл бұрын
Damn! Sam, is your back alright? You're gunna hurt yourself CARRYING THIS WHOLE CHANNEL
@namejsliepins2577
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy with "past is worst" has so many history channels on KZitem
@jmanj3917
2 жыл бұрын
Being an occasional simpleton i was chuckling along with the "beaver" jokes while enjoying some breakfast; But the "DAM" and the beaver pic made me shoot my orange juice out my nose. *Dammit, Sam!!*
@redhandedjill
3 жыл бұрын
Now we need a t-shirt with a picture of Simon pointing at the camera (looking all serious) and the words "No One Can Take Away Your Legend" (or one of those motivational posters people randomly hang in offices) lol
@zuzannar6808
3 жыл бұрын
So much blaze this week! We have been blessed!
@stephjovi
3 жыл бұрын
Technically it's the first THIS week 😜
@alternavent
3 жыл бұрын
Blazed. We have been blazed. Lol
@oracleofdelphi4533
3 жыл бұрын
So much bitching when there's a lack of Blazing. Simon: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
@AndrewMitchell123
3 жыл бұрын
Blazed is the right expression xD
@charliea372
3 жыл бұрын
One day we need a video that all an intro and the whole video never goes anywhere.
@scottrobinson4611
3 жыл бұрын
I grew up reading them as a kid in Ireland, then went on to feed the stout directly in to my bloodstream. I had no idea they were connected
@jaghow1531
3 жыл бұрын
Jim Patterson is a multi-millionaire in Canada. The Jim Patterson group owns advertisement, radio stations, car sales and more
@allenwork6067
3 жыл бұрын
Sam brought his A-game today. The memes\edits in this video were freaking on point.
@tim6582
3 жыл бұрын
Flamethrowers are actually really useful in the weed control industry. I used to work for a landscaping company and I regularly had discussions with the owner of the company about switching over to using flamethrowers rather than pesticides. It would have had the benefits of being more environmentally friendly than spraying pesticides; It's obviously quicker than hand pulling; and clears the weeds all the way to the ground rather than leaving little stumps as compared to using a weed whip (which is also terribly messy and can also be quite dangerous).
@katsmeow6946
7 ай бұрын
And ++ it kills a lot of seeds
@grim1427
3 жыл бұрын
[Insert Intelligence Agency Here]: "Yes, Surf Shark does not keep logs on what you do online. We retain them on their behalf."
@murderface1628
3 жыл бұрын
Arthur the mouse? I believe you're thinking of Arthur the aardvark, ya friggin redcoats...
@mrturboyeet7969
3 жыл бұрын
*hesitation is defeat* I didn't need a PTSD episode during this video.
@AJ-ut8cz
3 жыл бұрын
Do songs that went viral on the internet and made a bunch of money for unknown artists. 'For the damaged coda' and 'oh no' being two examples.
@WamocIsolda
3 жыл бұрын
Would be interesting to see Simon give a full recap of the GameStock r/WallStreetBets short squeeze after it is all said and done.
@brainblaze6526
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, everyone wants this now, but I want to wait and see it all shake out before we cover it :)
@jazzerzzz22
3 жыл бұрын
@@brainblaze6526 this is another reason we appreciate your work on here.. yes it would get views, but you'd rather wait and the the story and facts first..
@computernaut
3 жыл бұрын
@@brainblaze6526 Yeah, good call. I definitely look forward to it.
@blahaj777
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness coffee sound pretty good to me, I mean dark and rich beer means they’d probably do dark and rich coffee
@joshuaott7783
3 жыл бұрын
Right.... I love the taste of Guinness and would absolutely would enjoy that. But what about a Guinness espresso?
@rickc2102
3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of really good coffee stouts out there. Probably my second favorite after chocolate stouts.
@Paldasan
3 жыл бұрын
Making the connection between coffee and Guinness flavours is what allowed my palate to accept coffee.
@noka1979
3 жыл бұрын
@@Paldasan I never really liked coffee until I had it black and sweet...
@brainblaze6526
3 жыл бұрын
I would try it
@maxk4324
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness engineer: you know it's funny, a lot of our processing equipment is so similar to the stuff I used to deal with back at the motor oil factory Guinness marketing:.... Go in....
@DeanRye
3 жыл бұрын
The best blaze ever. No shouting, no American question raise at the end of sentences. Good!
@williamwelch7
3 жыл бұрын
I've always loved the oldish English saying, "They just don't make things like they used to, and what's more...they never did!"
@nunyobidniz
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, nostalgia just ain't what it used to be…
@dethmin173
3 жыл бұрын
We did it boys, Simon's already one foot in grave.
@94felitf
3 жыл бұрын
One foot away from the basement. #FreeDanny #FreeSam
@AndrewMitchell123
3 жыл бұрын
that is so sad I am gonna already press the F button xD
@thefourshowflip
3 жыл бұрын
@@94felitf I’m pretty sure Sam and Danny are just two of Simon’s many personalities... The basement is the part of Simons brain where he suppresses those personas😉
@PaulMcElligott
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness Record for most uses of the word “allegedly” by a KZitem legend...
@XDSDDLord
3 жыл бұрын
Simon always looks like he really looks forward to recording these videos.
@brainblaze6526
3 жыл бұрын
Truth.
@MCFingland
3 жыл бұрын
This is so strange. I feel like my volume is broken, watching BB without Simon shouting. Seems like someone else
@missmusica82
3 жыл бұрын
Sam, the memes though! They are ON POINT! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@Zaddy-Lu
3 жыл бұрын
"If it's printed in a book, it must be true, I've seen the bible" -Simon Whistler I adore you!
@abrahamhwang1422
3 жыл бұрын
Simon, just make and use a sound board like Cramer that has all your previous yells categorized, organized, and available for re-use. That way you save your voice for new yells while still being able to produce old yells.
@edwarddillard7443
3 жыл бұрын
FYI, beaver indeed has the same other meaning in the U.S.
@doctorlolchicken7478
3 жыл бұрын
“Do you want syrup in your coffee?” “Do I want hitting round the head with a bat? No. “ That is exactly what I think when I get asked that question.
@drakorez
3 жыл бұрын
Take care of your voice. We dont want to lose you like we lost HuskyStarCraft. BROOOOOOOONZE LEEEEEEEAGUE HEEEEEEROES!
@tonyflamingo8113
3 жыл бұрын
YES ANOTHER BLAZE!!! You must have given Danny some serious incentive, like an extra piece of bread.
@uprebel5150
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, we use the word “Beaver” here in the US as it is used in the UK.
@rickc2102
3 жыл бұрын
I learned that word from Naked Gun, lol
@randallmiller5610
3 жыл бұрын
@@rickc2102 bro I know the exact scene lol. I literally rewatched the naked gun movie's last month!!!
@uprebel5150
3 жыл бұрын
@@rickc2102 Nice beaver. Yes, I just had it stuffed.
@ultraman6644
3 жыл бұрын
until right now I thought it was a US thing and not in the UK
@ChristmasLore
3 жыл бұрын
In France it usually refers to people with proeminent front teeth.
@konrads1320
3 жыл бұрын
"Super Sexy Simon" "How McDonald’s sells 75 Hamburgers a Second"
@mikethomas9623
3 жыл бұрын
Simon, You will appreciate this when it comes to kids. My son (age 2 at the time) could easily switch between singing "The Wiggles" and jump right in to signing "Linken Park"
@73THUNDERDOME73
3 жыл бұрын
“Barney is a dinosaur, from our imagination” *Puts on BabyBop suit with religious intent*
@garrysmith9515
3 жыл бұрын
Welp! That's enough Internet for one night... ..allegedly.
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