As someone who has been, at various points in my life, an angry businesswoman, an actor in remarkably generic cookie-cutter films, a disgruntled Scottish tour guide, a medieval peasant, a member of royalty who met a cruel end, a Titanic passenger, and a series of famous 18th to 20th century mostly British novelists... I must say it is quite refreshing to find a channel as relatable to my life experience as that of Eleanor Morton.
@thequintanashow5058
2 жыл бұрын
That was well done 👍🏽
@Anonymous-km5pj
2 жыл бұрын
lol, as a girl to this day I get called out on livestreams for initially coming in as "Hullo, muh name's Craig......" plebs have too-long trans memories it seems atm.... *MAKE FUNNY BONE TRANSPLANTS GREAT AGAIN*
@Chaotic_Feminist
Жыл бұрын
Angry Business Woman gives me life. She needs a sequel...actually, a prequel, I need the origin story...what happened after she was born under a desk?
@Disappointed739
Жыл бұрын
Redheads can be observed, from a careful distance, in every stripe, color, ethnicity and demeanor. But it remains a basic fact of life that there is only one Eleanor Morton.
@jillybeann41
2 жыл бұрын
Eleanor Morton is really carrying this channel, the other performers really need to step it up.
@MINKIN2
Жыл бұрын
Why does Craig even bother showing up?!
@rmclark339
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing that you have so many talented actors performing on your channel.
@Anonymous-km5pj
2 жыл бұрын
safe to say ima liking everything EM does in advance
@darrenrobinson9041
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody gazes out of a window like Larry Fumb.
@peterg76yt
2 жыл бұрын
I predict much vicious behind the scenes drama with all those conflicting personalities.
@alphagt62
Жыл бұрын
And such a winning smile!
@johnwerkheiser5555
2 жыл бұрын
Eleanor, you are by far the finest pipe actor of this age.
@stephaniecarrow4898
2 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@timopper5488
Жыл бұрын
Or any age.
@BFedie518
2 жыл бұрын
Eleanor: "Local" Me, sitting over 3,500 miles away: "I love supporting my local small businesses."
@somerandomnification
2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Australia, where Ms Morton is also local.
@MrAsmontero
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, Laurence H. Fumb is amazing as Eleanor Morton!
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
The hair, wardrobe and makeup staff must be terrific to match her likeness so well.
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
2 жыл бұрын
Some of his best work.
@bigtex4058
2 жыл бұрын
The finest pipe acting on KZitem.
@75RWM
2 жыл бұрын
Been searching since last century for fast, reliable, local comedy. Many thanks.
@sweetfreeze5528
2 жыл бұрын
How did you get all these great actresses to be on your KZitem channel? I'm blown away!
@timopper5488
Жыл бұрын
Meh. The second Eleanor Morton is a bit dodgy.
@PaperbackJourneys
2 жыл бұрын
Wow that accent work transported me right back to the old cobbles of 1800’s East London. I think I’ve got chills. I need to stand by the radiator because of that accent work.
@petlahk4119
2 жыл бұрын
Too late, you already caught them. Good luck.
@PaulPellegrini
2 жыл бұрын
Laurence Fumb’s portrayal of Eleanor is shockingly accurate! I see a great future in cinema for him 😂
@bigtone1348
2 жыл бұрын
You are totally addictive. I met Craig at Stirling Castle and also had a guided tour at the Auchentoshan distillery. Your observations are spot on. x
@KitOfTheWeirdWoods
2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm the pipe acting is superb. Oscar emmy bafta award winning material.
@michaelahern3006
2 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, I’m a 69 year old white American male who works as a Project Manager at a nuclear power plant. Every time I open a Teams meeting I want to say in my best Scottish accent, “Hello, my name is Craig…”❤
@june.w.1288
2 ай бұрын
That's interesting because your username is Michaela. Are you an actress as well?
@squarerootofdragon5380
2 жыл бұрын
I can never tell if these clips she does are satire of self-advertisement, actual self-advertisement, or both. 😂
@alun7006
2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@kevinmoor26
2 жыл бұрын
One of the most original talents on the You Tube. I wish she was my granddaughter.
@madcow3417
2 жыл бұрын
I'm 30 and I wish she were my granddaughter as well.
@hiltonian_1260
2 жыл бұрын
I like how spontaneous and unstudied the opening was. Amazing how you managed to catch that bit.
@brianhapeman9262
2 жыл бұрын
Eleanor Morton is definitely on my Top 100 list of red-headed, female, Scottish comedians with English accents. *and yes, this is not accurate. She’s a brilliant comedian and the only one to whose channel I’ve subscribed.
@brandonfelts6371
2 жыл бұрын
you know 100 of them? Impressive!
@paulroberts3639
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. She is definitely in my top five Redheaded Scottish Comedians with English accents who publish videos on the Eleanor Morton KZitem channel.
@dickdeadeyesez
2 жыл бұрын
100, really, there’s that many?
@TheMarineIguanaStudios
2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Hapeman, you had me until your utterly transparent attempt to avoid ending a sentence with a preposition. We all know that your comment should have read "she’s a brilliant comedian and the only one whose channel I’ve subscribed behind."
@brianhapeman9262
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarineIguanaStudios I can edit my comment, finishing the sentence with a preposition. You’ll be able to comment on the edit, correcting my grammar a second time. We’ll both be happy. 😃
@passaggioalivello
2 жыл бұрын
She is also palm oil free.
@BosunM8James
2 жыл бұрын
I really had my heart set on seeing Craig's name in the credits. Perhaps he's working in the gift shop today.
@danidejaneiro8378
2 жыл бұрын
Finally!!!! A channel that features some decent pipe acting. Subscribed!
@CCoburn3
2 жыл бұрын
The only problem with the channel is there isn’t enough of Eleanor…
@martinweiss2955
2 жыл бұрын
Hear hear. In order to satisfy my needs, I have to watch her on 2 phones simultaneously.
@CCoburn3
2 жыл бұрын
@@martinweiss2955 It would also help if she would post more often, and on a more regular schedule.
@martinweiss2955
2 жыл бұрын
@@CCoburn3 I find it improper to question a woman's "schedule". I feel that factor is entirely up to her anatomy. (on a more serious note, being a comic is a challenge, keeping notes of one's witticisms when they randomly arrive, and making sense of them, while having the proper delivery is not so simple. If it were, I'd be doing stand up too. We get what we get and like it.)
@whitcwa
2 жыл бұрын
We need a ton more Eleanor Morton!
@CCoburn3
2 жыл бұрын
@@whitcwa Well, not literally. She’s a lovely young lady as she is. But even 20 more pounds wouldn’t improve her looks. Imagine 2000 pounds… 😂
@kongmengyang1098
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you has so many actors included in your show! Truly amazing!
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
The casting director is one of the best around!
@kongmengyang1098
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 yeah. They def found the most talented lot!
@Dreoilin
2 жыл бұрын
You really belong on television with your own show. This channel is brilliant.
@DVincentW
2 жыл бұрын
TV would stifle her creativity. Maybe a feature film would suit her wide array of talent. And the whisky.
@Anonymous-km5pj
2 жыл бұрын
@@DVincentW or mead drawn from a wooden ladle would be good too.... well, not drawn per se like i mean irl drinking implement
@margaretoconnor4080
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, but as I live in a monastery I wouldn't be. able to watch it myself.🙁
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe someday she will be available worldwide.
@razor6552
Жыл бұрын
She really would
@briancarpenter3040
2 жыл бұрын
High quality 🎉🎉
@Thumper-xb9ch
2 жыл бұрын
Hello from Missouri, USA. Love your humor and your take on things. Take your show on the road, if you came to the US I would come see you. Keep it up, you are killing it. Good luck, tell the family howdy from the USA. You go girl!!! Thank you for a good laugh
@ibear2554
2 жыл бұрын
Dear Eleanor, that smile got my like instantly. It is exactly what I expect from your channel. Thank you, Ian.
@stephaniecarrow4898
2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to seeing more work by Laurence H. Fumb. His impersonation of Eleanor is stunning. For a moment, I actually thought it was she!
@harbourdogNL
2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the 'oncologist who doesn't give a fuck delivering bad news' video!
@stephensarkany3577
2 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping that one won't be relevant next month.
@kelvinp.coleman563
2 жыл бұрын
"Doctor, am I going to die?" "Of course! But not necessarily from this cancer."
@sewingwithfire700
2 жыл бұрын
I almost read that as gynecologist who doesn’t give a fuck. Haahaa
@harbourdogNL
2 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinp.coleman563 "Mah neem's Craig...ah'll be yer oncologist tadee..."
@EleanorMortonable
2 жыл бұрын
Why, that would be horrible.
@technonarg5978
2 жыл бұрын
Always a delight to get a notification Eleanor,exquisite pipe acting by the way. :-)
@gypsyoutlaw2954
2 жыл бұрын
Your work is amazing!! Thank you!! 😊
@sentforth5
2 жыл бұрын
Eleanor, you deserve a raise. Whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.
@Dr170
2 жыл бұрын
An all-star cast if there were ever one.
@DemonicEngineer
2 жыл бұрын
The Pipe acting had me🤣
@SarahJonestoo
2 жыл бұрын
Fast, reliable, local comedy at its best. Go Eleanor!
@pvtimms2
2 жыл бұрын
Bravo! I am not just subscribed to your channel, I'm addicted!!
@marcepinillos3491
2 жыл бұрын
You are so much fun!!! Thank you 💟
@CrashTestPilot
2 жыл бұрын
I've not seen pipe acting of this caliber in decades. Sublime. I sit here weeping at the breadth of emotion on display in that one short clip. Don't walk, RUN to see whatever the hell this is.
@iaincaillte3356
2 жыл бұрын
A great opening, much anticipated. Is there a gift shop?
@Jay_The_Cat
2 жыл бұрын
The facial hair is maybe my 2nd favourite part of your channel, not gonna lie.
@StephanieJeanne
2 жыл бұрын
That is awesome! Starring, featuring, with, etc. ! Love it, especially portrait mode. 🤣🙌
@jimm9776
2 жыл бұрын
Low-key portrait mode is one of my favorite parts of this channel. Sometimes I just don't want to turn my phone sideways!
@irkjustice5600
2 жыл бұрын
Stumbled upon your content a few weeks ago. Saw the Craig bit, and immediately subscribed.
@caloricphlogistonandthelum4008
2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say, in response, you can expect from me: almost rapt attention; delayed admiration; practice at doing Craig. Now, go girl!
@RatPfink66
2 жыл бұрын
I happened across Eleanor within earshot of Bow Bells and she did indeed ask if I "fancied a bit of it." Turned out she was halfway done with one of those grotty microwaved sandwiches #Ashens is always on about. A much anticipated experience (having nothing at all to do with sandwiches) turned mortifying in seconds. You see, Eleanor's not that kind of a girl, as she informed me in a loud authoritative voice before thrusting the half-finished sandwich into my waiting hands and vanishing into the night. What did I learn from this experience? Never accept partially eaten food from comedians.
@Demun1649
2 жыл бұрын
What a cast of stunning actors/actresses, comediennes/comedians, and that actor who played you was spot on with the observations. What a channel. BUT, more importantly, WHAT A STAR. Although you never listed Craig!! Oversight or gone?
@robertbrotherton2541
2 жыл бұрын
I too was looking for Craig.
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve read there was a contract dispute, and he’s holding out for more.
@robertbrotherton2541
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 Classic Craig.
@Demun1649
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 Ha ha ha ha, do you think he gives a F?
@tehmorbias
2 жыл бұрын
Needs more Eleanor Morton
@nightkin
2 жыл бұрын
Bravo! 😇// clap clap
@home-powersystems7782
2 жыл бұрын
Darling not only are you beautiful but your humor is top shelf. Love it, love it.
@11royals96
2 жыл бұрын
Could Craig not be arsed to turn up for the promo vid.
@thelastpilot4582
2 жыл бұрын
I love you channel, absolutely Ace.
@Tim.Weaver
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like you have an all-star cast there! 🤩
@toma5153
2 жыл бұрын
I also like the political luminaries who come to your show, like Winston Churchill. Signed/ a fan from Seattle, Washington.
@TriploGoofus
2 жыл бұрын
I would die for Craig but he'd probably only roll his eyes at me which somehow makes it even hotter. Thanks Eleanor. Subscribed.
@BlueMonkeySky
2 жыл бұрын
Marvelous!!!! 🌹♥️☺️☺️☺️🙌🏻🙌🏻👍🏻
@keldaogg2157
2 жыл бұрын
You had me at Craig.
@richardhaselwood9478
2 жыл бұрын
I was on the fence about watching, but the pipe acting really sold it to me.
@zhongwenren
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is the opening to a sitcom or a sketch show. Nice work!
@guyver441
2 жыл бұрын
I personally LOVE the pipe acting. Tolkien himself would get a chuckle, I'm sure.
@francescogiancane
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to E.M.'s channel: my name is Craig, and I can't help but stand in awe of it. Much better than the Forth and Clyde Canal. Sometimes.
@brianarbenz7206
2 жыл бұрын
Fast, reliable, local... and there's no delivery fee. I really like your comedy, Eleanor. A lot.
@queenNancie
2 жыл бұрын
Amazingly beautiful. Here's to success and growth! Sending love from my channel 💜
@razor6552
Жыл бұрын
Wigs! Opening the door as they do in the Opening of a sitcom. 🎵 Come and knock on our door 🎶 Splendid!
@kimamato5196
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love your channel so much, it's so much fun. Always brightens my day to see new videos from you.
@fastheinz039
2 жыл бұрын
....my name is Craig and I'll be your guide.
@shinywarm6906
2 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the CS Lewis/JRR Tolkien OnlyFans extras
@alanhartley173
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh every day. And you are nice to look at. Win, Win.
@daniellamcgee4251
2 жыл бұрын
For fans of Eleanor Morton, this 'welcome to channel' video will not disappoint.
@mikebaker2436
2 жыл бұрын
You're going to need more patrons to keep up with the expenses for all these exotic and remote shooting locations.
@timdelaney2798
2 жыл бұрын
This is some of the finest pipe acting you're going to see on the internet.
@NewMessage
2 жыл бұрын
I hope she features Eleanor Morton on her show sometime.
@nickborrrego
2 жыл бұрын
Pipe acting, everyone fancies a bit of it!
@kartaiss
2 жыл бұрын
Came for the facial hair, stayed for the pipe acting
@stevedenis8292
2 жыл бұрын
I have always said there is no way near enough pipe acting in films TV or U tube . Thank you now i feel like I have something to watch .
@Gamingkid5843
2 жыл бұрын
Hello
@k-vn-7
2 жыл бұрын
I do indeed fancy a bit of it. Pipe acting, I mean. A bit of pipe acting. I quite fancy that.
@johnjones3208
2 жыл бұрын
From a limey in Toronto Canada 🇨🇦. Looking forward to seeing appear in Toronto Canada.
@1984Phalanx
2 жыл бұрын
"Fancy a bit of it?" Best pick up line ever!
@jac-
2 жыл бұрын
I love the captions on these videos! They really help when you’re hard-of-hearing like myself!
@simonw8191
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing! - signed, a fan from Switzerland
@societyschild6055
2 жыл бұрын
Looking foward to more comedy...you are one talented young lady, for sure 😄
@georgebailey9238
2 жыл бұрын
Eleanor Morton makes the smartest silly comedy since the heyday of Monty Python.
@bonehead4236
2 жыл бұрын
The door entrance had me rollin!
@thomasparker6124
2 жыл бұрын
Leading Pipe Actor in the industry.
@cantproducemyownnick
2 жыл бұрын
Fast Reliable Local Craig
@ds6914
2 жыл бұрын
I found Craig! He does the voiceovers on the train from Inverness to Kyle of Lochalsh
@BooksForever
Жыл бұрын
You had me at “fancy a bit of it?”! Fast, reliable, and local, please!
@ANDRSNS
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome, just awesome. Awesome. I'm somewhat in awe, and, sure thing, I'm subscribing right here and right now!
@tonosama516
2 жыл бұрын
🔥 🔥 🔥 Definitely under appreciated! ✌️
@15clank
2 жыл бұрын
Writer, actor, comedian, healer of the world , Eleanor Morton .
@Izzyspaintingworkshop
2 жыл бұрын
Your skits are a welcome quick break from my day and make me smile. Keep up the great work!
@kevinmuchira1759
2 жыл бұрын
how am i kenyan, living in qatar and never miss your any of your videos??? lol! nice!!
@szekelynora772
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always.
@socaldayve6684
2 жыл бұрын
This bit made me notice I wasn't yet subscribed to your channel! 😳 I have corrected that grave oversight and offer my humblest apologies.
@logdog6762
2 жыл бұрын
The production quality barrier to entry on KZitem is exceptionally low and I wholeheartedly approve.
@paulinedoyle1807
2 жыл бұрын
Great comedy stylings.
@aliservan7188
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 She's fabulous, for the love of sanity, someone sign this woman up
@JONFATSARNOTT
2 жыл бұрын
All that AND pipe acting? I'm in sister!
@thequintanashow5058
Жыл бұрын
The background music inspired me to write a sitcom pilot … THANKS ELEANOR MORTON !! 😄👍🏽
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