I turned into a Karen once but I feel my reasons were justified. My kid brother is several years younger than me and when he was 15 he got his first job working in a coffee shop part time. And me being the overprotective older brother I am decided to go and see how he was doing on his first day. When I walked through the door I see my brother cowering in the corner as the manager (a full grown man) is screaming, I mean screaming at the top of his lungs at him, waving his arms around, calling him a useless ****ing brat and an idiot while my brother is shaking and I’m tears. Oooh I was mad. Now it was my turn to start the screaming. Filming him on my phone as I berated him, informed him I would be calling their central office and would get him fired for being a bullying c*** and told my brother to come with me because no job is worth this and certainly not with this entitled c***. Holding onto my still upset brother I stormed out still cursing the manager and his establishment. Tunes out my brother was given no training and expected to know everything already. And when he kept messing up the manager got nasty. Carrying out my threat I reported him to the company Central office and put the video on the company Facebook page and he was indeed fired and my brother was issued an apology. Unfortunately this incident has left him quite anxious to look for another part-time job since.
@Lana-un2qk
3 жыл бұрын
Luckily you saw it. This is so bad
@thewildcolonialboy8034
3 жыл бұрын
Bosses who teach you almost nothing and expect you to know everything need to be removed from society.
@couldntthinkofsomeunique6689
3 жыл бұрын
That's not being a Karen that being a brother that most of us need
@hollowtrappedinaelevator320
3 жыл бұрын
You are a good person
@wildcat20021
3 жыл бұрын
thats not being a karen my dude. Legitimate issues are legitimate issues and should be addressed as such. This planet has so many karens and just plain assholes because all of us fear confrontation and dont call these people out for what they are. If we did that more often the world would turn into a better place. Being a karen is to scream over coupons being several weeks expired, or an old deal being over. You got a low quality human shitstain fired from their position of power which they were using to cause harm to your brother, and eventually others.
They've got a glitchy outro.. figures that they have glitches from time to time-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me
@edacheson8540
3 жыл бұрын
"Ignoring me she tries to unstrap toddler from the cart." That is a really good way to get yourself hurt or dead.
@UrsahSolar
3 жыл бұрын
That was a kidnapping in progress.
@MysteriumArcanum
2 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's attempted kidnapping which is very illegal
@edacheson8540
2 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriumArcanum this actually happened to my better half when our daughter was an infant. Twice. She doesn't conceal carry and I wasn't there or there would have been bigger problems than ultimately materialized.
@justanotheronlineobserver3387
Жыл бұрын
Let me just kidnappe this child IN FRONT OF ITS GUARDIAN. That won't get me arrested
@jupitersnoot4915
3 жыл бұрын
Who tf thinks it's normal to just randomly walk up and try and pick up someone else's kid?
@singulipugnarecumbitus1252
3 жыл бұрын
She was a kidnapper
@Lily_of_the_Forest
3 жыл бұрын
A kidnapper with dementia. Forgot to be sneaky
@weenbeen9104
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lily_of_the_Forest that's terrible, I love it
@scourgedarkpaw9949
5 ай бұрын
IKR if they were male people would look even worse
@jayxfrost8987
5 ай бұрын
Ikr? Like you don't just walk over to an adult to touch them and coo at them. Why would you do that to a baby?
@watership02
3 жыл бұрын
Tru-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uk
@peterfriede8194
3 жыл бұрын
That happens way to often
@mrclueuin
3 жыл бұрын
@@peterfriede8194 True dat! What is up with that? Guy, (or Gal) needs to fix that Computer Problem!
@buncheeks192
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I broke my phone😭
@rianhines8747
3 жыл бұрын
Sure sounds like a truck idling.
@tylerschuck5442
3 жыл бұрын
I was watching on my tv so I literally thought it was my device glitching out XD
@bluepastels
3 жыл бұрын
It has always confused me why people think it’s okay to touch other people’s babies without permission. Even if they asked before hand, I wouldn’t let a stranger touch my child, but that just might be me. I don’t have kids, but my mom has told me stories of random people coming up to her and asking her if they could hold me. And also since I was adopted they would also comment on how I looked nothing like my mother, and they would almost always assume my mom was cheating on my dad.
@beagleissleeping5359
3 жыл бұрын
It goes along with the pregnant belly rubbing thing. They think it's okay. A friend heard a rumor that she was pregnant. She wasn't. It went pretty far. She was standing in the hallway at work waiting to clock in and some random woman from another shift walked up to her, rubbed her "baby bump" with a smile then walked off. My friend was too shocked to react.
@Ixe2077
3 жыл бұрын
@@beagleissleeping5359 Ew I cringed
@brujachingona2175
3 жыл бұрын
Once I said no, if they continued to reach out, I'd say, "Touch my babies and you're losing that hand". I'm only a 5'3" woman, but it stopped them from going any further.
@UrsahSolar
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah as the parent, you have the right to tell people to buzz off under those circumstances. I don't try to touch another person's toddler. I always just wave and see how many times they'll wave back.
@hollowtrappedinaelevator320
3 жыл бұрын
@@beagleissleeping5359 guess I'm pregnant
@themoonisawoman6677
3 жыл бұрын
Tru-u-u-u-u-uck
@Lukelins1
3 жыл бұрын
Daily is something wrong with me?
@yumyumdoritoes12345
3 жыл бұрын
17:06
@earth2scott
3 жыл бұрын
@@yumyumdoritoes12345 thaaaaaaanks
@earth2scott
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO PLEASE
@ArcTracertruepath
3 жыл бұрын
for the simple mothers day thing. What makes you think all moms want something extravagent on mothers day? Most good moms want something heartfelt. from just making breakfast for her or making the bed for her. the ones who have an issue with that obviously think that they are the best mother and the world and deserve the best
@Zoologically_Explained
3 жыл бұрын
you are too wholesome for your own good :D
@jessaye4519
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol my mom doesn't even care that much about gifts, she'd rather just spend time doing something fun with us
@everlasting9292
3 жыл бұрын
My sister and I are both dirt poor, couldn't get a gift for our mom this year. So she and our dad came over to our house and my sister made lunch for her, I gave her a pedicure, and she picked a movie for us all to watch. It was nothing extraordinary, but it was nice and pampering, and she appreciated it. We're basically doing the same thing for father's day. We appreciate each others' time far more than grand gestures. None of us is the kind of person that wants someone to spend a bunch of money on us, especially since none of us are that well off. AND. THAT. IS. PERFECTLY. OKAY. Every family is different, and every family shows appreciation differently.
@Zoologically_Explained
3 жыл бұрын
@@everlasting9292 hope you and your family a good week 🥺
@DavidRichardson153
3 жыл бұрын
My mother took a little tradition from a comic strip she read years ago, so we'd do it every year: we'd just walk in with a toaster and a box of Pop-Tarts, and all we'd say is "Plain or frosted?"
@PotterBrony82
3 жыл бұрын
Sitting at a red light, one car in front of me. Light turns green, other car doesn’t go. A couple seconds I honk my horn. Other car doesn’t go. Honk my horn two more times. Other driver rolls down window and flips me off. Light in now red again. Spend the rest of the time at that red light leaning on the horn. Light turns green, he goes. And I follow him until he turns about a half mile later, continuously honking my horn. Screw that guy.
@mzpinks97
3 жыл бұрын
Had the exact same fucking thing happen to me! I was on my way to work and the light turned green, i honked because dude didn't move and he inched a little bit forward then suddenly stopped, idk why but i had to lay on the horn for a solid 4 minutes! Made me fucking late, like why the fuck would you do that shit?
@ShrektheOgre4real
3 жыл бұрын
I get the kick, but that's just another way to get shot in road rage
@Ixe2077
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShrektheOgre4real True.
@thewildcolonialboy8034
3 жыл бұрын
Who does that!? Seriously?
@ShrektheOgre4real
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ixe2077 yup
@Rayhaku808
3 жыл бұрын
At my local anime convention standing in line I noticed some guy gradually cutting in front of people one by one. I was in front of all that so I didn't care too much. I was surprised that they were either too afraid or didn't care. He wasn't even intimidating looking, tbf neither am I. Sooner or later he cuts in front of me but I firmly grip his should and pull him back and say loudly, "Hey, I was behind this guy", as I point at the dude I was originally behind. He sheepishly replies with "Oh." And I continue pulling on him to make sure he's completely behind me. The guy originally behind me didn't jump on that to ensure he wasn't cut in front of either. So I continued grilling this dude, "you weren't directly behind me either. I don't want to see you anywhere within 3 people from me." Too many times I've gotten mad for not standing up for myself. And there's no way in hell I ain't letting shit slide at a place like a weeb con.
@FredRated1967
3 жыл бұрын
My best friend calls Wells Fargo "Wells Fart 'n' Go".
@vladimirenlow4388
3 жыл бұрын
And I've heard terrible things about the way they treat their tellers, too. Everything about Smells Fargo is dreadful.
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirenlow4388 Real glad there’s no Wells Fargo here
@technospyform1578
3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know about this Hell's Fargo
@juiceboxbzrk
3 жыл бұрын
You can do better
@liagamer4265
3 жыл бұрын
Thats hilarious
@LordBloodraven
3 жыл бұрын
Back in 2006, my uncle and I promised my little cousin we'd get her a nice car if she voted. We found a 'used' car with only 120 miles on it that had been returned to the dealership. I found her a great quote on an insurance policy. All she needed to do was vote. She didn't. So my uncle gave me the car instead. I didn't turn it down.
@CazieMarks9477
3 жыл бұрын
A free car and all your cousin had to do to get it was vote? Why would anyone turn that down?! If one of my cousins offered me that deal I would take it in a heartbeat!
@LordBloodraven
3 жыл бұрын
@@CazieMarks9477 She didn't turn it down so much as she had been so spoiled by her parents that she figured she'd get it whether or not she held up her end of the agreement.
@liagamer4265
3 жыл бұрын
@@LordBloodraven Why didnt she wanna vote tho??? I mean thats like the easiest way to get a car ever
@LordBloodraven
3 жыл бұрын
@@liagamer4265 She felt it was too much of an inconvenience to wait in line for a half-hour to vote when she wanted to go to a party with friends. Considering the opportunity cost, it was one expensive party.
@LordBloodraven
3 жыл бұрын
@Lachlan Brown This was the primary election for the upcoming midterms. Since we're registered as independents, we don't get to vote on the candidates in the primaries in our district. There were still three county measures on the ballot. Two were bond measures (one to fund fixing our roads, another to raise teachers' salaries) and the third had something to do with hemp oil.
@megaman37456
3 жыл бұрын
Cousin: You made Ruth Cry. OP: I'd do it again too. - possibly what OP was thinking in that moment
@TheCaptainFatBelly
3 жыл бұрын
Ruthless
@ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208
3 жыл бұрын
ILL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN
@stonedjasonvoorhees5959
3 жыл бұрын
That truck thing scared me beyond rational thought.
@oliviamcneil3101
3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title for this video, “best ‘woke up and chose violence’ moments”.
@drawcula4025
3 жыл бұрын
Right now, actually. We're currently in the process of resigning the lease and we noticed some potentially fraudulent info in the paperwork our property manager gave us. We politely asked to meet her in person because we had some questions about the paperwork.. her response? "I'm not gonna be in the office, just sign them and put them in the drop box." Uhm.. no. Sorry to inconvenience you by asking you to do your job, but it's not our fault you've had those papers for three months and are just now getting back to us so close to the end of the lease, but we're not signing papers and commiting potential fraud to make your life easier. So yeah.. she definitely thinks we're assholes, but.. takes one to know one, I guess.
@drawcula4025
3 жыл бұрын
@LEEROY JENKINS Ohhh absolutely agreed; "useless" describes them very well. They don't seem to know what they're doing half the time and on the rare occasion they actually DO, they can't be bothered to do it. Utterly incompetent. I think the only positive thing about our situation is the fact that, because THEY are so incompetent, they assume that everyone else is, too. Oh, well. At this point, we have years worth of documentation of them being unprofessional and screwing with us, so if the time ever comes when we need to prove it to a higher authority.. they are going to realize just what a mistake it was to underestimate people they decided to screw over.
@drawcula4025
3 жыл бұрын
@LEEROY JENKINS WHAT?! You didn't get compensated for the damage caused by tenants THEY were supposed to be managing?! And I refuse to believe they weren't aware of the damage until after the fact either, because depending on the damage caused, it likely made hella noise which I imagine someone would have reported. Ugh ~ I'm so sorry that happened to you. I hope you filed a complaint with the higher-ups at that company. You pay them to do their job, not sit back and allow your property to be destroyed.
@suzieseabee
3 жыл бұрын
I thought only records skipped like that. Your vids do it a lot.
@tankofnova9022
3 жыл бұрын
You mean 17:06? It's called being so lazy you don't bother checking your vid vid vid vid vid vid vid vid vid videos
@andiward7068
3 жыл бұрын
Constantly. About to unsub
@The_Mechanized
3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 don't it makes video fun-un-un-un-un-unnier
@eddyhoopin
3 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 an 8 second glitched happened out of a 27:23 minute and ur unsubing because of that? Jeez
@reptilelover2129
3 жыл бұрын
They do it for the comments.
@maddog102
3 жыл бұрын
My grandmother who was my rock for years passed away due in 2016, once my 'mother' found out....she didn't care but she decided to pull "The poor me card" and began going around facebook, acting all sad just so people felt bad for her. I found out by my grandpa and found it sometime after I got Facebook.... She makes me so disappointed and mad, she also lied about not meeting me yet....4 months after I finally saw her, she put the blame on me for "not being ready yet"... My grandma was a loving person who needed a better family... No one other than me and my grandpa cared about her and we were there through it all....my 'mother' didnt speak to my grandma in 5 years at the time and said something that hurt her own mother so bad that she remembered the moment she passed... I wish my 'mother' felt the pain i did but she didnt and never will be around them In a way i think its an AH move but I thinks more like protecting innocent kids from a monster of a human
@teddy-beargamer6385
Ай бұрын
I get a sense that you may find some support on r/raisedbynarcissists. I wish you luck in life. May you seldom, if ever, have to interact with your egg donor.
@scp7375
3 жыл бұрын
2:00 i had something like this happen when i was a child, card with deaf and mute on it. without thinking about it i told the person i had no money on me and they actually replied.
@lifeoffire9248
3 жыл бұрын
2:47 "go berate your boyfriend in your bedroom with the door closed." Or, and hear me out, if it seems like abuse, don't fucking do it at all. Just a thought Also, if my 'friend treated their SO so badly in front of me that I would call it abuse of any kind, they wouldn't be my friend anymore.
@pepagacy
3 жыл бұрын
I have my moment. Back in the day (1996-1997), I was a driver for Domino's Pizza. The store I drove for was well away from my home, but the tips were great. I had worked for them for around 13 months when I reminded the store manager that I was due an annual review (and potential raise). After said review, I was given a raise of 10 cents above the minimum wage. Then, in 1997, the federal minimum wage was finally increased above what I was making, and after adjustments were made, I ended up with a final wage of 5 cents above the minimum wage. I was pissed. Well, about a month later, I ran over a truck tire on a country road, severely damaging my car. Once I got through talking to police, parents, and insurance, I went ahead and called that Domino's store and said that I was quitting due to the car accident. The store manager said that I could continue driving for the store and they would provide a company car for the deliveries. I came back and asked how I was going to get to work and back home. He had no reply.
@Liz-ux4lf
3 жыл бұрын
Can sort of relate to the Mother's Day story. My mom is still alive, but was emotionally and verbally abusive to me and my dad ever since I was little. My contact with her is very, very limited now, but that's very hard to explain to some people when it's around that time of year.
@funzjag
3 жыл бұрын
I commend you for removing your abusive "mother" from your life. No need to continue suffering for her satisfaction.
@funzjag
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffjeffries8924 Hey, Brother, if the guy is a toxic A-Hole that brings you down, there is not one reason to go anywhere near the guy. He donated a sperm, so that you're alive. I don't fault you one bit. I'm lucky, I had good parents and I thank the Lord. Better believe though, if they were abusive, neglectful, or evil , I'd do exactly what you're doing. Once you are an adult, you're free . Respect and Blessings from Wild Wonderful West Virginia. 🙏
@liagamer4265
3 жыл бұрын
@@funzjag Your so sweet :)
@staceykersting705
3 жыл бұрын
That older woman that tried to hold the toddler...That's dementia. My friend has it. No respect for boundaries or personal space anymore. She does housekeeping for another one of my friends. So, last week, she decided to 'clean the freezer'. She took out all the meat and put it out in the common area of the apartments for the neighbors to take...prolly a couple hundred dollars worth of meat! Every week, it's a different story...always a disaster. It sounds mean, but I just won't have anything to do with her anymore. I don't have that kind of patience.
@harpycartoons2695
3 жыл бұрын
I work at the movie theater and we had to stop doing free refills due to covid (but everything is at a reduced price now). This guy comes up and asks if we’ll refill his popcorn, I tell him sorry but we can’t. He leaves his empty popcorn tub on the counter grumbling “for what you charge for it...” without thinking about it I asked him to throw away his popcorn bucket in the trash right there. He marched back and did it lol
@vito5128
3 жыл бұрын
Great vids to burn time, much appreciated work. Keep it up!
@Hambrrgr
3 жыл бұрын
the absolute sass the automated voice gave when it said "Rachel" a second time was priceless
@ql2ku
3 жыл бұрын
1:17 I was at an assisted living home and the residents were bowling. One of the ladies got to stand closer to bowl than anyone else....one of the other old ladies yelled why does she get to stand closer, if she can't stand at the line, she shouldn't be allowed to play..SHE ONLY HAS ONE LEG. The lady who yelled knew that..she was just a feisty old lady. I miss all those ladies, and think about them time to time. Never a full day.
@MizuSky
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. I got one. My essentially estranged father who fate annoyingly threw back onto my path came in the form of my mother kicking me out due to a fight that escalated into her physically assaulting me, around the time my father was getting divorced from his second marriage (he was never married to my mother btw). He never invited me to his second wedding, and I had spoken to him maybe a hand full of times in the past 8 years or so. By this time I'm roughly 19 years old, and very independent. He decides to take this chance of his father generously letting us live in our great grandmothers unit, as long as we kept the place tidy. Now this whole ordeal was fine, I was trying to do studies at the time, having to travel roughly an hour or by train to where I needed to go. What made it hell though was my father. He works as a tradie, so he would trek mud, dirt, and all sorts of crap into the house, and expected me to clean it. He'd constantly talk down to me, belittle me, remark on how I was filthy, if I didn't clean up after him etc, etc. One night I reached a boiling point where I had made dinner DESPITE having gotten home after him, and he had whined about how I hadn't cooked something else. So instead of helping me, or attempting to cook the thing he wanted himself, he made me cook it ignoring the perfectly fine meal I had already made, and sat there obnoxiously wathcing his youtube videos. I was furious. This was the downhill of a very passive aggressive behaviour from me, that also led to me spitefully refusing to eat or touch anything he had bought. I lost so much weight out of sheer spite simply because I refused to eat or cook so I would have nothing to clean. Due to his work he would absolutely cover the shower with dirt, grime and all other things that he'd be covered with on the day. He'd eat his cereal of a morning and stack the bowls on the side of the sink after rinsing them. Then had the audacity to come home and bitch about the shower being a mess, his clothes not being hung out, and the kitchen not being clean. BEAR IN MIND, I was studying 4 days of the week, and often was home later than him. NOR had he been apart of my life for more than fleeting moments in the past 8 years. This man careens into my life after his second failed marriage, attempts to parent me, make me a live in maid, and all around general mysoginistic and disgusting behaviour. I'm usually very passive, keep my head down and do what's asked of me with minimal complaint, but this. Oh this pissed me off. I was irritable, starving, and sick of his BS when he decides to have a hissy fit one day saying I do a shit job of cleaning the kitchen, his tone and mannerism instantly puts me on the defensive and I had honestly hit my breaking point. I snapped back, accusing him of being a pig and stating maybe if he cleaned up after himself there wouldn't be an issue. This man has a full on adult tantrum, when snark him about how he's no right to parent me, he gets all animated, fake weeping with his hands up to his eyes and everything, crying "BOO HOO, so you grew up with out a father!" This resulted in ALOT of back and forther arguing, many words were said that can't be taken back, and nor would I want to take them back. I was seeing red, I had put up with so much shit from him during my childhood, and was now being forced to deal with his self absorbed childish antics as an adult, I very sharply and savagely said. "God, no wonder you've been divorced twice, no one wants to put up with your shit!" at this point I had slowly been storming out of the house as we were hurling words intended to hurt at each other, and when I said this, I felt so satisfied with myself in the moment. Afterwards I'd thought I'd gone way too far with my words, and felt some remorse. This situation led to me moving out, and more fights over the following week until I left. But looking back on it now? With how poorly he had treated me through out my childhood? I genuinely hope those words hurt him, and I don't regret what I said. That man made my life miserable for 0 reason other than his own was miserable. Worst 6 months of my life. I've only spoken to him once since, it's been 4 years now. I hope I never have to deal with him again.
@mrmidnight6341
3 жыл бұрын
Idk but here's a bear ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
@edwardgaines6561
3 жыл бұрын
Fuq yo bear, bruh! Gimme reparations!
@maknchill7980
3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardgaines6561 b-but bear.....
@Walmart_self_checkout
3 жыл бұрын
*casually kills bear with shotgun*
@gj8683
3 жыл бұрын
Off and on, grocery delivery service was cheaping out by sending less than enough of one item for the price and also giving "discount" opportunities that actually weren't being applied to the final bill. For a while, I would just politely ask for the problems to be corrected, and they'd say they'd do it, but lately they didn't even do it. So the last time it happened, I called them out and threatened to quit their service. THEN I got the corrections for their errors or whatever you wish to call them. Sometimes you have to pull out the stick and leave the carrot behind. They don't give you much choice.
@canyonjack9336
3 жыл бұрын
I was watching a video of a guy playing a game me and my brother made, pretty glowing review but I had to stop it when the dude narrating said “my boy resh made this game”. Went into their discord server and saw that ‘resh’ had been posting images and videos me and my brother had put out and claiming literally all our work as his own. Not only our work tho, I realized he was the only person who posted art in their creations channel and there was loads of stolen artwork posted, a lot of it I even recognized. As you can imagine I went off on this dude but he had the most degenerate-vegetable-like attitude towards everything and I just told the channel owner to make sure they don’t steal any other people’s artwork.
@benkenobisgirl
3 жыл бұрын
POS like that should be banned for life. What a jackhole!
@crowblossom06
3 жыл бұрын
How, how are they not banned?
@101Volts
3 жыл бұрын
@@crowblossom06 I asked about the same thing about one of those "prank" videos where they had a guy pretending to be a kidnap victim in the trunk of a car that was being sold. Unless *all* people in the video were acting (including the guy who bailed out of the moving car,) it makes no sense. Even if they were, it still could have been promoting this shit.
@liagamer4265
3 жыл бұрын
What game is it?
@bryanekers3472
3 жыл бұрын
For the story at 21:38, I admit if the cops gave me a chance to move the car of a guy I hated and who had just gotten arrested, I'd be tempted to take the opportunity to mess with all his radio stations and put his seats and mirrors in awkward positions. Probably roll all his windows down, too, in case it rains before he makes bail.
@markharrington8988
3 жыл бұрын
"Ruth's treatment of her was borderline bullying." Such a thing as "borderline bullying" does not exist. If it looks like bullying, it is bullying. Almost nothing is "borderline". That's like saying, 'borderline rape", 'borderline murder", "borderline Holocaust".
@arun_is_too_common
3 жыл бұрын
If such boderlines exists which genocide or genocides do you consider 'Boderline Holocaust'.
@jaydee1822
3 жыл бұрын
I had the mother's day one happen to be. Except my grandpa passed away. The customer grabbed her order and went out the door with shame.
@Lind5aywho
3 жыл бұрын
As a member of the Dead Moms club who works in retail, the nastier they are about the Mother’s Day stuff the worse I’ll cry in front of them. They buy more from guilt.
@thewildcolonialboy8034
3 жыл бұрын
Delicious. Sorry about your mom btw.
@Marewig
3 жыл бұрын
Ingenious!
@celinaaleyda3911
3 жыл бұрын
Forward facing Brian (I think that's his name) is very cursed.
@jacksepticeye_fan084
3 жыл бұрын
Forward facing Phineas is even more cursed
@snygnyx9242
3 жыл бұрын
That story about the guy pretending to be deaf pisses me off. I'm a coda, but for those who try and fake that sort of thing deserve a swift kick in the balls with steel toed boots.
@Ixe2077
3 жыл бұрын
Make sure the steel is molded in a spike shape as well.
@beagleissleeping5359
3 жыл бұрын
A person whom my father at first thought was a friend but turned out she was just a leech. He decided to cut her out of his life, but instead of telling her "drop dead" he'd make up some excuse of why he couldn't go over there. (I don't feel well, my car is broken down, ect ect.) A caller ID on the phone one day showed it was her. I picked up and without saying hello announced, "You can't have any money and you can't have any pills so stop calling!" Changed our phone number the very next day. Problem solved.
@rockingbeat
3 жыл бұрын
Robot Michael Caine had a stroke
@DragonKazooie89
3 жыл бұрын
For the second story, I would have just said "I'm going to visit my mom's gravesite"
@jeffjeffries8924
3 жыл бұрын
Same. It would have had so much more punch.
@lcoq19
3 жыл бұрын
I don't blame the nanny one bit. I've only had custody of my nephew I'm raising for a couple months. He's 16 months. Coo at him and call him cute all you want; but keep your hands to yourself! Especially with covid! Luckily, I've not had many issues so far, but then again, I'm 5'8" and most people don't seem to want to test me, thankfully.
@Marewig
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, even without Covid around, there are still a lot of germs that babies are more susceptible to than adults. When my nephew was a baby, I washed my hands before I handled him, FFS, those overly-friendly people pisses me off.
@lcoq19
3 жыл бұрын
@@Marewig for real though! And thanks to careless caregivers, my little dude is waaay behind on his vaccinations so that, plus covid making things extra gross, means we're hermits, as much as life permits! But when we're not, nobody approach/touch my [as ZeFrank would pronounce it] behbeh! 😂😂
@Marewig
3 жыл бұрын
@@lcoq19 I'm missing the nieces and nephews myself, being mostly-hermit as well. The only ones I can call bébé for now are the cats, unfortunately 😑.
@lcoq19
3 жыл бұрын
@@Marewig video calls, my friend! _All_ the video calls ever until you can squeeze the squishy behbehs and give them all the lovins in person again! I don't get to see the rest of my behbehs in person right now because of the 2020 plague, but I get my virtual lovins in whenever I can! And, of course, I don't take for granted all the kisses and cuddles and "I yuh you's" I can get from my little dude in the meantime! 🥰💚
@laughingcrow5486
3 жыл бұрын
Wells Fargo is indeed a horrible bank.
@Ginger_bearded_bro_88
3 жыл бұрын
The story of Outback and the eye patch OP. That's what a hero looks like!
@jeffjeffries8924
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being such a shitty person that you'd comment on someone's _eyepatch_
@Ginger_bearded_bro_88
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffjeffries8924 Exactly! The patch literally has nothing to do with anything, OP wears it for the sake of others. Some people are beyond rude.
@bentoneaster6956
3 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought the Redditor who was buying a pen from an allegedly death was going to go off on the people who broke the pen.
@arielcohen8805
3 жыл бұрын
Deaf*
@rockingbeat
3 жыл бұрын
For $575 you could buy a new couch and have it delivered
@billrentz
3 күн бұрын
Mothers Day! My mom passed away when I was a child. The next Mothers Day the teacher had all of us get out the art supplies to make mothers day cards. Got on my case becasue I just sat there trying not to cry. Demanded to know if I loved my mome why wasn't I making a card. The look on her face when I tearfully told her "I DO love my mom and she is dead".
@susansusan6612
3 жыл бұрын
That eye story !!! LOL !!!
@user-eh2jk6mf9s
3 жыл бұрын
In my town people also try to skip by going to the left and then try to merge lanes later, creating a traffic jam. My aunt, a LEGEND I tell you, has this big ass car and she got angry one day, so she went left and blocked the way for every asshole that tried to skip line during rush hour. They were pissed but since they couldn't pass by, their frustrated honking warmed my soul. It also sped up the line!
@kikiscribbles
3 жыл бұрын
My brother tends to go into my room all the time for things he himself could do, like chores or getting stuff for his schoolwork. One of these times was when he barged in and asked (demanded) me to act out a video he was going to do for one of his classes. I agree since I have no choice and we do the video... Except the video required acting, he was a terrible actor, and it took eight retakes to get a video he was satisfied with. And then he comes back a few hours and says his classmates didn't like it, so we did it again. Six retakes. And then again for seven. The fourth time was close to when I usually sleep and I was getting tired, and then he barges in again and demands we retake it again. Because his classmates STILL didn't like the videos. I was fed up with his shit but my bedroom lock didn't work so I couldn't lock him out, but my bathroom lock did. So I told him I'd do it but I had to brush my teeth. He gave the go-ahead and I went in, and brushed my teeth. And then used the toilet. And then showered (with conditioner and warm water so it took extra long). And then brushed my teeth again bc I didn't do great the first time. Then I sat on the toilet silently watching videos on KZitem. By the time I got out sort of damp and in a towel he looked pissed, and when he saw I was clean he was extra pissed but I yelled at him to get out and let me change into bed clothes before I yelled for our parents (I've got a female presenting body and an unfortunate case of busy puberty as a kid) so he begrudgingly left, but I could hear him complain to them downstairs while I changed and shoved my bed against the door for extra measure. It's my proudest moment and I'm still upset at my brother for keeping me past my bedtime, but moreso at his perfectionist classmates who kept trying to make him get a perfect score when their grade wouldn't even be impacted as much as their exams the next week. Screw them more.
@Lukelins1
3 жыл бұрын
I am a recovering alcoholic, the only person that can stop the alcoholic from drinking is themselves.
@funzjag
3 жыл бұрын
Stay strong, my friend. I'm happy that you're improving yourself. You can beat it. Realizing that you're responsible for your own actions is , in my opinion, a huge step. I was born down the road from Pittsburgh, Little Washington. Big Penguins 🐧and Steeler Fan.
@Lukelins1
3 жыл бұрын
@@funzjag thank you that actually means a lot. All I can do is take it day by day.
@funzjag
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lukelins1 I've had to deal with addiction problems myself. The strange thing about alcohol is that one day I just didn't want to drink anymore. I'm fairly certain that I have the gene for alcoholism. Same thing happened to my paternal grandfather. He drank for decades to treat his PTSD from WWII. One day I ask him to have a beer with me and he had lost his desire for it. Both cases are strange, indeed. I believe in you. You got this !!! If you ever need to talk or bitch or whatever, holler at me. Blessings from Wild Wonderful West Virginia. 🙏
@everlasting9292
3 жыл бұрын
...stopping a woman from literally kidnapping the baby you are in charge of is not an asshole move at all. It's just the right thing to do.
@ceewood3358
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes if it's out of character for you to "get up in peoples' faces," even if they had it coming, it can FEEL wrong, I guess. And i just realized I have felt the way she did: There was a woman in my office who was always pushing herself on coworkers who Clearly wanted nothing to do with her. She was rude, nosey, and Pushy with a capital "P" and she never got the hint--she Forced you to be rude to her just to make her go away and get back to work. At some point, however, I had borrowed a special edition SCI/FI fan magazine and on my last day at that job, tried to return it to her. I can't remember how she put it, because it was like 20 years ago, but she made some Bizarre proposal saying I could keep the mag OR give her my phone number...the thought of this Cow hassling me at home apparently broke my remaining kindness bone and I kept the magazine. I still feel a little guilty about it...but it was a lesson she Needed to learn.
@tjjohnson1675
3 жыл бұрын
Well when my sister decided to rudely Interrupt a conversation I was having with my brother in law it was about being scammed and she comes outside talking about random stuff and I sit here like “Mia shut up “ and she was trying to say money has no value I gave her a sarcastic laugh
@AresWalker8
3 жыл бұрын
I'm generally a kind guy and especially when at fast food places as I understand the stress. I was at the local wendys to get a baconator and I always get it with just ketchup. Well apparently they though I said hamburger and not baconator because I got a double patty hamburger. No cheese, no bacon, and no ketchup. They though plain meant nothing. They might as well haven taken my money and not given me anything. Like why would I order a baconator and not not bacon? or cheese? I actually got mad and raised my voice because even as a 16y/o the older lady I was dealing with (40s or 50s) was less intelligent than a preschooler. She said that plain meant nothing on it and when we asked why she thought that she said that's how everyone does it. Had to explain that no they don,t the jack in the box, burger king and mc donalds down the road didn't do it the way she said and she got all upset but finally made my order right.
@AA-hg5fk
Жыл бұрын
Brit here, not at all surprised to hear that the corporate drones in London wouldn't even give way to kids on the underground.
@cheri1687
3 жыл бұрын
The nanny in targrt with the baby and the stupid old women....THATS A GOOD NANNY!
@PtownSoccer15
2 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be a long one. I used to work at Walmart as a Cap 2 employee. If you know cap 2 you know the blame is always put on you, and they don’t care if you only had three people to do a 2000 piece truck. Well our worst worker (literally did nothing, and kissed ass so hard is putting it mildly. Always tried to look busy when managers were around, told everyone the managers told him he could call the shots pick who he wanted to do what, told us he was our fasted guy and that management agreed etc etc y’all know we’ve all been there) was on of those men that day. We both were pulling out sporting goods pallets to stage for the overnight team. Well he was behind me and his pallet had far less things in it than mine did (both unwrapped) and some things from my pallet fell off while still in the back room. I told him to grab them and throw them on his pallet. To which he grabbed them and threw them on my pallet which they had just fallen off of. This set me off. I started yelling about how he can’t even do basic things correctly, blah blah blah. He told me “You’re being very disrespectful right now, I’m gonna tell a manger” little did he know I have no fucks and I met him with “Go right ahead, when they call me into the office to coach me I’ll tell them how shitty a worker you are” I received no punishment as he knew I was right. Only thing I can say about working at Walmart is, fuck that place. Edit: No punishment because he didn’t go saying anything about the situation. I was definitely over the top but that day sucked and he only made it worse.
@joshjordan117
3 жыл бұрын
Dropped a friendship that had been going on a 15 years after getting sober at the end of 2020, and the asshole kept saying how drunk he was when I'd try to talk to him later at night, to the point where he sends a picture of a clock, shitfaced, going "I can stop anytime" This to a recovering alcoholic, is more than a slap to the face.
@dystohpia
3 жыл бұрын
4:02: 'Infatuation does some crazy crap to you.' Oh boy, I certainly know based off of my own relationships and watching others. Sheesh. Dopamine is a hell of a drug.
@cchastant8251
3 жыл бұрын
0:17 This sounds very like how I used to respond to women pressing me about when I was going to pop out a child. I wasn't in a relationship, wasn't doing FWB, not even one night stands. I considered pointing these factors out to be a gentle, "not now, not soon," sort of response to women who were getting pushy. When it reached the point of, "...you must hate children, if you're not planning on having any...!" I would take it to the nuclear stage. I'd stop ringing them up and look them square in the eye. "I've been chemically sterilized. It was a choice between maybe trying for a child before dying, or trying to live. I chose to live." "Well... well... you could adopt!" "I'm living on minimum wage, in a studio apartment. Where would I put it? How would I feed it? If I had a child, would you want to have to share the cost of raising it? Because I'd be on government assistance if I had one." Reminding them at need that I didn't have a man at the moment, so leaning on "him" to help out wasn't an option.
@missheadbanger
Жыл бұрын
My mom is a very kind and patient woman, it's very rare for her to lose her temper and I've only seen her really angry twice. When I was a kid she snapped at her brother's girlfriend, well more like sang to her. In an intense sing song voice she spell out bitch, while wagging her finger and slowly backing the girlfriend out of the house and onto the porch. My family jokes that you don't want to get my mom mad or she'll sing to you. They still dislike each other, but act civil towards each other.
@duskthewolf9884
3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to Wells Fargo bull shit. I was in Disneyland with family they told my dad we didn't need to do paperwork for any "out of town" transactions so my dad said ok. That following week my mom and dad have their cards rejected 3 times each over one transaction at Goofy's kitchen which resulted in my mom having to really struggle to pay the bill and later resulted in my mom screaming and cussing the bank out over the phone at our hotel room for lying to us. That night my mom went to the nearest branch she could find cancelled their account and took all her money to chase. She hasn't regretted it since
@annaharward9295
3 жыл бұрын
I have to be an ah when people don’t respect the amount of overwhelm they cause when they try to confuse me with one thing after another.
@SirPlatypusVI
3 жыл бұрын
My wife and I were driving over a mountain to get to her family’s ranch. It was 10:00 and I had my brights on so I could see if any deer were on the side so they don’t dart in front of me. Of course whenever I saw another car coming I would turn them off until they passed. Only 10% of the other drivers seem to do the same which sucked cause I was constantly blinded and couldn’t see where I was going, and since it was a mountain, there were tons of turns. So I would turn mine off and if they didn’t turn theirs off in several seconds I’d turn mine back on. That got their attention
@brujachingona2175
3 жыл бұрын
I was at the grocery store during their rush, standing in a long checkout line that wrapped across where people entering the store might have to cross. A woman burst through the doors and made a b-line for my cart and yelled "Can you move?" I said, "Excuse me." She yelled louder, "CAN YOU MOVE?!?" I again said, "Excuse me." She yelled, "I SAID", then I calmly said "Listen, you f*****g C**t. I KNOW wtf you said. I'M telling you the proper way to act in this f*****g situation here is to say... 'excuse me'". The color bled out of her face and she looked down and sheepishly said "Excuse me." So I told her, "There ya go!" and I let her pass. The poor older gentleman in front of me was so terrified he let me go in front of him. 😆
@Toneill029
Жыл бұрын
Not me but my dad. It was during scouts and I was working on getting to the next rank can’t remember which but it was one of the last ranks before Eagle, I believe it was star and I wanted to make Eagle before I aged out as I was in my mid teens but for some reason the scout master kept not meeting with me every time when I asked to meet with him as is required to have a scout masters review to achieve every rank, while he was able to do so with others for some reason I was not. My dad who was scout master before this one, and he was livid, and confronted him and he wasn’t nice about how it was wrong that the scout master kept ignoring me, when he had no issue meeting with others in my situation. At the time I thought my dad was out of line because I was and still pretty much am someone who doesn’t want confrontation and not make a big deal about things, but now I know better in that my dad was in the right.
@GrimGengar
3 жыл бұрын
Picture it: Christmas eve being called into work at my fast food job. I'm not happy. One manager (A) is a cook while the other (B) struggles to the kitchen and take orders. And one cashier struggling with packing orders. Mass chaos. I take over so that manager (B) can help cook. After the chaos I get to hear cashier and Manager A fight about why it was chaos both blaming each other. They are really going at it and not doing the job. Infront of a customer I howl "WHOOOOOOOO. CARES! ITS CHRISTMAS! BE HAPPY! I HAD TO COME IN ON CHRISTMAS SO BE HOLLY JOLLY OR I'LL SHOVE TREE UP YOUR ASS" Manager B laughs and customer giggles. I get a warning from manager B not to say that infront of customers. And they quit right on new years
@lunarfoxx4523
3 жыл бұрын
The “tru-u-u-u-u-u-uck” made my night
@pogo-jh5fu
2 жыл бұрын
Worked at wingstop, had a huge guy come in to scream we are morons because he wanted all flats and got some drums in his box. Then as he was threatening to throw chicken my shift lead tried to intervene, he said shut up dumb bitch to my 62 year old shiftlead who was everyone's beautiful grandma at the store. I was the assistant manager and used to this but my anger kicked in and I told him to get the F out of my store. He freaked out and asked what I would do because I can't speak to him like that, the other employees gathered behind me when I told him I could and to get out. He left and I earned my respect from my employees who I loved and would take care of.
@dolanvskaney
3 жыл бұрын
17:07 ruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh
@analogdistortion
3 жыл бұрын
It's art
@J0-chan
3 жыл бұрын
17:05 the narrator broke lol
@LauraGrrrr5370
3 жыл бұрын
"calmly" no. no you weren't calm. anyone who says cAlM-LeE is lying
@ParGellen
3 жыл бұрын
When I took my wife to the ER for what looked like a stroke and the idiot woman behind the reception desk was far more interested in asking us rapid-fire stupid questions like "Do you have fever, shortness of breath, blah blah blah blah?" I looked her dead in the eye and replied in a very are-you-a-effing-idiot way "No... Just the stroke." Turns out my wife was ok, she was just having a very bad reaction to the antibiotic Flagyl that her Dr. had prescribed a few days earlier. It looked EXACTLY like a stroke! Slurred nonsense words inability to think and everything. That crap should be pulled from the market.
@AngelofAmbrosia
3 жыл бұрын
“Tee el ... doctor.”
@hutao7917
3 жыл бұрын
So some lady decided to go full Karen while I made a pendant for them because of my prices. Since I was a beginner I charged her $20. That’s really not an unreasonable price. So I dragged my dremel across the pendant. She left and I fixed it up.
@orutakawatenga8820
3 жыл бұрын
I'd've said to the bihh married to the box effer, "It's better to be a loon than a felon."
@femalepapyrus
3 жыл бұрын
17:07 tr u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uck
@SpookCheds
3 жыл бұрын
Alright that’s it. Luigi is unplayable
@snazzypotatoes6930
3 жыл бұрын
hotel-week-stay bro is a chad
@rochellethundercloud346
3 жыл бұрын
The mom one.wow.just...holy shixt. I.simply say my mom has been dead since 10/24/98.why dont you go dig her up,since you seem sooo worried about ish that..HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
@DreamingBlindly
3 жыл бұрын
This happened to my cousin once and he basically said "why don't you go and dig her up, you seemed very concerned about how we celebrated stuff..." with theeth loudly gritting...
@titanicstars5221
3 жыл бұрын
Crusty Relic ❤️🤗😂
@wypmangames
3 жыл бұрын
when anyone bothers my friends (one of them is a writer who does requests, he once got someone constantly nagging him to make a transformation to **every** eeveelution possible in one comic, and to let you know, its about 4/5 pages per transformation, for every eeveelution there is my asshole moment: helped my friend make the other guy's oc turn into **every** eeveelution, at the same time, looking like a jumbled mess of eeveelution parts everywhere and looking more like a monster and amalgamate, and then he sent it to the guy and blocked him, but as i had the guy on discord too, i got the full reaction (before i blocked him too)
@Gibberson464
3 жыл бұрын
i wish to weaponize my intellect
@SLA_64_101
3 жыл бұрын
17:07 You’ll thank me later lol
@meltingmischief8575
3 жыл бұрын
Tru-rararararararararararararara- Me:starts twerking Why am I like this
i once applied for a job where i filled out the application form very specifically and provided the references, and sent the application form off. the company then asked me to provide another reference because they weren't able to get in touch, so i provided it. then they asked me to verify what i was doing in the timeframe they asked for by sending me a verification form by email. livid and fuming, i filled it out, attached it by email, then asked them by writing in the email 'i have provided the information of the timeframe of what i was up to on the application form. is there some reason why you can't google the company's hr number?' afterwards, they sent me a letter inviting me for an interview, which i bluntly refused.
@SayYes2Scorpions
3 жыл бұрын
21:41 YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ForenzaAudio
3 жыл бұрын
I thought my computer was about to crash XD ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ruck
@alleniumcos
3 жыл бұрын
Any time people do something I told them not to and they do it anyway and face the repercussions for it
@loginavoidence12
3 жыл бұрын
time to be an NPC is 24/7 on reddit. i doubt those scrubs could even attempt such a thing and be taken seriously.
@michelleresistance
5 ай бұрын
I think everyone clapped at 24:17
@Jafcon69
3 жыл бұрын
Truck truck truck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thecreationist3216
3 жыл бұрын
17:09 tru ru ru ru ru ru ru
@platinakuka
3 жыл бұрын
Reading these stories, I've realized that I'm a raging asshole. Or just can't tolerate assholes well 😂
@JustAKomiFan
3 жыл бұрын
*Me trying to think of something that match’s with all 50 personalities*
@Dragonmoon98
2 жыл бұрын
Is it strange that I heard the story about the wife who said "it's rude to not let us look through your boxes" and assumed that the entire family were ratshit porch pirates? ETA: The guy who lived in my apartment before apparently did banking with Wells Fargo. Know how I know? We've been getting his audits! Edit 2: Really? What I got out of what that one Umbridge said was "it's more mature to be a racist with a stick up their ass than an alcoholic" Might I add that I have not seen a racist remark that wasn't as cringey as a 1 cent sunday school cartoon, granted at least the sunday school special is more likely to be sending a half-decent message. Besides...At least the alcoholic can make friends!
@JoeyXSmith
3 жыл бұрын
0:50 Why not just say your Mom died instead of lying all the time? Would of saved getting angry at that random person.
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