What Australians think of NZ = what Americans think of Canada. I’m Canadian - I feel for you NZ!!
@indigo4578
5 жыл бұрын
Roberta Bee not really. Australia beats you all! Nice try though lol
@mattwakefield4147
5 жыл бұрын
Roberta Bee the difference is that Australia is better than New Zealand which is the opposite of America and Canada
@TheWeepingDalek
5 жыл бұрын
i swear all of you need to stop picking on your little brothers. this is your father talking. A Brit
@mattwakefield4147
5 жыл бұрын
Koba we are not all Brits though btw
@TheWeepingDalek
5 жыл бұрын
@@mattwakefield4147 we once owned you all
@idk3917
4 жыл бұрын
“It’s too far away” Me: “ 😐 we are literally just across the ditch”
@チャーリーブラウン-w8l
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but you can't chunnel or ferry there
@theoklas
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@pigeongotdecaf3116
3 жыл бұрын
I am an Australian and all I have to say is, if New Zealand is too far away the. Where have you been, like literally, the supermarket is probably too far for him.
@gillianrook8823
3 жыл бұрын
@@pigeongotdecaf3116 Well he is fat sooooooooooo
@thehound510
3 жыл бұрын
Perth is further away from Sydney than NZ is.
@stelley08
4 жыл бұрын
Im from NZ, have lived in Aus before and loved it over there! But the main difference is we kiwis have bigger decks 😄
@user-xp9zm9wu9k
3 жыл бұрын
My deck is the talk of the town.
@pigeongotdecaf3116
3 жыл бұрын
I keep my deck clean. Lol
@Jkdextro
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! Nice one!
@bob837
3 жыл бұрын
my deck is starting to fall apart what do you suggest I use, also deck sealant isn't working
@stelley08
3 жыл бұрын
@@bob837 maybe see a dr about that
@georgiahudson6982
5 жыл бұрын
I'm from new Zealand and this is triggering XD
@explosivebest3703
5 жыл бұрын
Get over it lol, us kiwis are resilient than that
@mattwakefield4147
5 жыл бұрын
FUSH AND CHUPS
@dutchvanderlinde2488
4 жыл бұрын
why lol..who cares what anyone says about which country you're from
@beezchurger8748
4 жыл бұрын
FUSH AND CHUPS
@diorheaa
4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@ellluksubchannel9905
2 жыл бұрын
This was amusing. What I learnt: 1. Apparently we're known mostly for sheep 2. Did I mention sheep? 3. I need to start saying 'Fish and Chups'
@jasael3162
3 жыл бұрын
"Their too friendly" Oh I'm sorry, SHEEP ATTACK!!
@kiwicuber
2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying at the "fush and chups" bit 😭
@By-ko1ee
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a kiwi and I'll be moving to Australia in 2 weeks time. I can say that I'm going to miss so many things about our country, everything about it feels like home and yeah,, I am scared to move to aussie!! I'm gonna miss Aoteāroa so bad.
@WelcomeTo
4 жыл бұрын
Good luck! 😊 Must be an incredibly hard time to move to Australia 🙁
@sleepy_weebxd1467
3 жыл бұрын
I’m an Aussie by birth and two years ago I moved from Australia to New Zealand. They are not that different actually, but I really miss the kookaburras waking me up in the morning 😞
@waynebow-gu7wr
3 жыл бұрын
I'm here on the sunhine cost QLD, and I'm being woken up by a butcher bird thats mimicking the Mr Whippy ice cream van jingle ( green sleeves ).
@tamadrummer1nz
3 жыл бұрын
Go meet a Kea then lol
@nomdaploom
5 жыл бұрын
I love both countries and the people of both countries. There are differences - Australia has many of the coolest animals on the planet whereas a bat is the only indigenous mammal of New Zealand, but NZ has no snakes or other critters that want to hurt you, unlike Australia with its spiders, salties, jellyfish and 12 of the 10 most deadly snakes in the world. Out of the sixty or so countries I have visited during my lifetime, NZ and Aus are numbers one and two on my list. To be honest I love them both in equal measure, and I'm a Pommy.
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
Wow sixty countries, that’s incredible! You make some great points, though I’m not sure that we have 12 out of the 10 most deadly snakes (maybe 10 out of the 12 though 😜) Thanks for the comment! 😊
@nomdaploom
5 жыл бұрын
@@WelcomeTo I spent three whole days at a wildlife reserve on Phillip Island last November in the company of red and grey kangaroos, one of nature's most wonderful creatures. I couldn't do that anywhere else but Australia. My biggest regret is not visiting these two wonderful countries before the twilight of my life. I think I was put off Australia because of the snakes, but when I was there I didn't see one! And Melbourne, (I didn't manage to get to Sydney so I can't comment) is hands down the nicest city I have ever visited. I could live there tomorrow. Best of luck with your website; I have subscribed.
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
Phillip Island sounds fantastic, definitely going to add that to my list of places to visit. Oh and thank you so much!! 😁
@diorheaa
4 жыл бұрын
‘Fosh n Chips’ ‘Fashion Chips’
@jacobmasterz8278
5 жыл бұрын
We dont say fush and chups its fish and chips
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
Fush 'n' chups bro!
@jacobmasterz8278
5 жыл бұрын
Lol are you able to fly over to new zealand to interviwe people and ask the same questions about what new zealanders think of australians?
@wouldlovemyownname
5 жыл бұрын
The number 1 thing I'd miss about Australia if I was in NZ are vowels.
@elizaomeagher
5 жыл бұрын
I agree, people tease us for it but honestly, we don't even say it that much 😅
@elizaomeagher
5 жыл бұрын
@KANGARUDE The most common comment would probably be that fact that your trying to steal our pav 😝
@Dracon-International
5 жыл бұрын
the Aussies are cool people lovely country it's my experience..... I work well with them
@Pilkkukatti
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the video ”what swedish people think of finland”. I can sense so many australians looking down to new zealanders. I don’t really like that attitude 🤷♀️ I loved NZ and the nature there is amazing, I don’t understand how australians can’t see the beauty in that
@crunchmcm8780
Жыл бұрын
0:21 "They don't really like us Australians" No, that is very false. I'm from Australia, and when I visited New Zealand I was welcomed well, when I said that I was from Australia they said that it was cool and I had nice conversations with Kiwi's. I was respected very well and I respected them well. Trust me, its like how the US and Canada is cool with each other. 1:30 "Just too many earthquakes for me" Well, think you would rather live in Australia to avoid natural disasters? Well, more people in Australia have died from bush fires then earthquakes in New Zealand. And they are very rare anyways.
@donna6592
9 ай бұрын
They’re nice to your face, but what they say behind your back is very different.
@jetblackhair92
3 жыл бұрын
I live in NZ. It's pretty much like AUS but smaller.
@xGalloglass
5 ай бұрын
Love Kiwis and NZ, good fighters, tough spirit, good sportsmen, lord of the rings scenery and funny asf.
@elizabethbrooks6296
Жыл бұрын
NZ not bad country, nice views, however too cold, too boring not much to do.
@chjdjdjdjsjsj830
Ай бұрын
Moved to Melbourne in grade 4 from nz. A classmate said “do New Zealanders say fosh n chops?” And our teacher said “no they say fash n chaps” lolllll
@aperaruapeeta4309
3 жыл бұрын
Love it as a kiwi love it we love you aussies
@marioncobaretti2280
4 жыл бұрын
im an american and i heard during the vietnam war aussies and kiwis came to fight with us. both were great soldiers but newzealanders they said were extremely viscous fighters.
@johnconley3218
4 жыл бұрын
That whole trying to kill us thing just makes us angry....cheers. Glad to fight with our brothers
@teviottilehurst
3 жыл бұрын
And i'm glad we Brits didn't
@simplesimon8255
3 жыл бұрын
@@teviottilehurst yea, but u guys kinda shot yourselves in the collective foot for invading Iraq with us. Shame on u.
@yydd4954
3 жыл бұрын
Australia-nz and USA-canada are similar!! Yeah they are Yeah they definitely are
@simplesimon8255
3 жыл бұрын
Austria-Germany Argentina-Chile
@ottoprentice1905
2 жыл бұрын
nz is pretty cool but i havent heard anyone at all say fush and chup, but we do say bro
@Hagridslefttoee
3 жыл бұрын
*we’re good at following rules during COVID lockdowns* :)
@Hagridslefttoee
3 жыл бұрын
@River Daylesford we were actually one of the countries who recovered from it pretty fast. Yeah the few odd cases here and there but we’re COVID free. Also I Never said Aussie sucked at following the rules during lockdown so... have a good day
@youraveragecatlover8737
3 жыл бұрын
Yea lol
@waynebow-gu7wr
3 жыл бұрын
The joke that had to happen... ' A NZ sheep farmer walks up to the kitchen door, with a sheep on a role. He see's his wife washing the dishes, and says out loud.... this is the pig I have sex with, when you've got one of your so called headaches. His wife turns around and say's... thats how stupid you are, that's not a pig, it's a sheep ! He answers back.... I wasn't talking to you !
@smithfamily3970
3 жыл бұрын
2:20 This dude,like cmon that's an Irish accent
@luciejessiebaloocrew81
4 жыл бұрын
Me seeing this video- Also me- * BREATHING INTENSIFIES* ( I’m from New Zealand) But legit the whole time I was like, BETTER NOT SAY SOMETHING YOU REGRET YOU’RE OUR BORDER NEIGHBOURS,
@briebee3959
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from new zealand
@hpwhatnot9573
4 жыл бұрын
Fish n chops wtf 😂😂 big NO we dont sound like that
@Masque54
5 ай бұрын
Why is the the first guy wearing a brown t-shirt in the thumbnail and a blue one in the video?
@dazzaas4184
4 жыл бұрын
You guys are welcome to stay there oh yeah remember six is also said with a I not a e oh yeah beer isn't a 2 syllable word cheers from nz
@liemdrake
3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the places I wanted to go besides Australia is New Zealand where it's the land where Middle Earth was filmed for Lord of the rings and The Hobbit that I do want to meet Peter Jackson and Andy Serkis.
@soyosugawara2658
3 жыл бұрын
some reason i believe that new zealand has great journey and honour .
@realgamer8214
2 жыл бұрын
Guy with sunglasses is a bit dense
@vallowe1366
3 жыл бұрын
us kiwis: pronounces fish and chips normally aussies tryna do our accent: FuSh aNd cHuPs
@chilllasagne6558
4 жыл бұрын
Oh woooww the people are too friendly and happy, thats because we're a freking mood and vibe country
@RotoruaBOP
Жыл бұрын
I love how they try get us with the ole fush n chups joke when it suits their goofy accents way more 😂 I lived in north all my life specifically Rotorua and ive never heard fush n chups bruh 🤣 still made me laugh though
@Beanswastaken1
4 жыл бұрын
Too friendly too happy? Hmm yes we are I'm trigged on these
@sienna8081
4 жыл бұрын
Is that what we sound like Fush and Chups..
@laurabora9750
5 жыл бұрын
New Zealanders are quite different. Different culture. It's easy to lump them together but I think they're very different.
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
Very true!
@topaz-shanyecekopa7174
5 жыл бұрын
At least we ain't gonna cause a zombie apocalypse
@Beveck1
4 жыл бұрын
I live in New Zealand♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
@void4993
3 жыл бұрын
Australia and New Zealand is basically Austria and Germany 😅
@simplesimon8255
3 жыл бұрын
Argentina and Chile
@air4377
5 жыл бұрын
Haha this is so funny aussie aussie aussi
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
Oi oi oi!
@mrpetrock8624
3 жыл бұрын
Fish and chups where to buy please
@dalastkanakamaoli9058
3 жыл бұрын
I'm Hawaiian I honestly thought Australians and kiwis were pretty similar but I guess not but I'm definitely visiting aotearoa before I visit mainland America I never left hawaii in my life but I definitely gotta visit aotearoa see my Māori cuzzies
@alienwatch2121
5 жыл бұрын
Big brother descended from convicts
@indigo4578
5 жыл бұрын
Alien Watch and we turned to legends!!
@alienwatch2121
5 жыл бұрын
@@indigo4578 a legend like Rolph Harris 🙈🙉🙊
@indigo4578
5 жыл бұрын
Alien Watch like the irwins, hugh jackman, margot robbie etc.
@alienwatch2121
5 жыл бұрын
@@indigo4578 what no indigenous hero's the real Australian descendants oh you dont celebrate the aboriginal leaders
@havana.3544
5 жыл бұрын
Alien Watch you are just jealous that everyone loves Australia, & for good reason!!
@thatmanwastheshrek5348
5 жыл бұрын
1:52 😠😬😡
@christinecook6660
5 жыл бұрын
WHAT DID UE SAY ABOUT TASSIE
@kpb7888
5 жыл бұрын
He probably got picked on by the Maori and islander boys at school haha
@johannatapaleao3427
4 жыл бұрын
Kobe Parata-Bradley 🤣🤣 that’s tru aye
@elbowache
4 жыл бұрын
Man, this does not make me like Australians. As an outsider, I don't know why anyone would go to oz v. New Zealand. It's green and gorgeous and sensible, while oz appears to be a dumpster fire.
@mattwakefield4147
4 жыл бұрын
elbowache elbowache that’s a pretty uneducated inference. New Zealand has some ok areas, but Australia has much more to offer
@tinawilliams3034
4 жыл бұрын
@@mattwakefield4147 like what shit pies?
@dutchvanderlinde2488
3 жыл бұрын
@@tinawilliams3034 you're a shit country if all you got is pies and mountains
@DanielGaming111
3 жыл бұрын
that is so true oz has nice coast lines but that's about it whereas even the desert in NZ is nice. Nz bush fire's as in the 2017 porthills fire Nine houses were destroyed and a further two were significantly damaged by the fires, and hundreds of residents were evacuated.Australia thousands of homes lost
@russellturner1909
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattwakefield4147 to racists
@coastsouljah
4 жыл бұрын
Haay Kimi! Did I see yewww gaaun foor swiim at the skeewl peeewl the the other day?
@WelcomeTo
4 жыл бұрын
Spot on! 😂
@echo7759
3 жыл бұрын
you forgot 'sweem' lol
@waynebow-gu7wr
3 жыл бұрын
If the chick that lives in Alice Springs went to NZ... she wouldn't want to go home !
@mengly7329
4 жыл бұрын
We have a lot of nice places in New Zealand.
@marymarlow3646
8 ай бұрын
Kiwi accent? Just leave out the vowels 😀 First time I went there I immediately felt at home. I don’t think of them as a little brother. They’re like us, just a smaller country.
@waltersobchak7275
3 жыл бұрын
Do you Australians have good speed?
@timtowers7997
3 жыл бұрын
There are 68 million sheep in Australia, 26 million sheep in New Zealand.
@aperaruapeeta4309
3 жыл бұрын
We love Australians what you mean
@jamessunders7541
2 жыл бұрын
we arent just about sheep
@donna6592
9 ай бұрын
No. Sheep, rugby and pavlova.
@Putmeincoachplease
2 жыл бұрын
Aren't there more Sheep in Aus lol.
@brandonbaker7197
5 жыл бұрын
He said he doesn’t like us because of rugby is it because we are better
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
I would say so.
@slamyourheadin9449
5 жыл бұрын
Rugby is gay
@brandonbaker7197
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck u
@mattwakefield4147
5 жыл бұрын
Skukz_Sth_Akl Book that is true but it’s a shame no one cares about rugby
@dutchvanderlinde2488
4 жыл бұрын
no we don't like nz cause you guys always talk shit about aus but also need to rely on aus for everything
@kiwicuber
2 жыл бұрын
"Worst part about nz is the people are too nice, too happy, too content" Yep, can confirm life like this is depressing
@hansantonio110
Жыл бұрын
w.. what? why??
@kiwicuber
Жыл бұрын
@@hansantonio110 it was sarcasm lol
@mal_3157
Жыл бұрын
Fr I hate being this optimistic and content
@Fan-qk6yy
8 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
We don't say "fush n chups" No, we say "fəsh n chəps"
@calebcustombricks2631
3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@Arjunarjunskiy
3 жыл бұрын
IPA 😄
@haleyrichardson8818
3 жыл бұрын
@Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette What other way can you laugh? 🤦♀️
@isabella4011
3 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE THEY THINK WE SAY " FUSH 'N CHUPS!!!!"
@Lily-ve2ct
4 жыл бұрын
The sibling rivalry between us and Aussie is hilarious, I love it.
@russellturner1909
3 жыл бұрын
It not rivalry it haterid
@alstroemeria5211
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know where Australia gets 'fush and chups' from, I've never heard anyone say it that way and I live in nz. I think their way of saying it sounds like 'feesh and cheeps'
@Benjamin-uv7op
4 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly how aussies say it
@musicmad67
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's how Aussies say it....feesh and cheeps... Seeeedneee 😆
@musicmad67
4 жыл бұрын
@Marino Oh heck yes! We'd have fish & chips most Friday nights as a treat in front of the TV, the only time we didn't eat at the table 😁
@alstroemeria5211
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, fish and chips is our families go to if lunch isn't ready on time 😊
@musicmad67
4 жыл бұрын
@@adele8955 Yes, I've had fish and chips in Aussie.. yuk! 😆
@Sparkles-gp2bm
4 жыл бұрын
“Kiwis, fanta and sheep” I mean, he’s not lying 😂
@RedRage1
3 жыл бұрын
I think he means L&P 🤣
@punkrockgirl.mp3
3 жыл бұрын
@@RedRage1 honestly both could be used. We love your fanta
@RedRage1
3 жыл бұрын
@@punkrockgirl.mp3Okay, I didn't even know it was different
@russellturner1909
3 жыл бұрын
Aussies and kangaroos a love story❤️
@diorheaa
4 жыл бұрын
I’m from New Zealand and all I hear is ‘Sheep’
@dantemadden1533
4 жыл бұрын
Dior Punitia, hmm I wonder why that is 🤔
@sarahisaperson7813
4 жыл бұрын
same
@starwarsfan6639
4 жыл бұрын
As a New zealander I laughed when they said fish and chips.
@chrisfifita
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@holly28977
2 жыл бұрын
I’m a kiwi and like fosh and chooopss We say fish and chips like
@SpainBall24
2 жыл бұрын
Yea same
@donna6592
Жыл бұрын
Why? That’s how you sound.
@Pixel8Head
Жыл бұрын
Fush un Chups Bro Fush n Chups! We love you Kiwis btw!
@damien7151
4 жыл бұрын
Also, do Australians know that saying “feesh and cheeps” is just as bad as “fush and chups”?
@damien7151
4 жыл бұрын
Kula Cnt either that or “fesh and cheps”, which again is just as bad.
@dutchvanderlinde2488
4 жыл бұрын
nope we have no idea and still don't
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
@Kula Cnt It's quite a normal way of saying it the further north you go.
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
@Kula Cnt I was born there and spent 32 years there. A lot of people can't hear it because they are so used to the accent it doesn't sound like an accent. Feesh n cheeps is as Aussie as fush n chups is kiwi.
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
@Kula Cnt Call it BS all you like, scroll through the comments, you'll similar comments time and time again.
@Ca1ebCarr
4 жыл бұрын
“Whoever heard of an aspirational New Zealander?!” Ahahaha!
@Flappatackle
4 жыл бұрын
Edmund Hillary and err... 🤔
@meman_the_mememan8608
4 жыл бұрын
SpankyMonkey Bruh. John Britten, Sir Edmund Hillary, Bruce McLaren, Jim Henderson, Sir Ernest Rutherford, Sir Peter Jackson, Burt Munroe. There’s a few
@jasminebegg6350
4 жыл бұрын
So many people
@progenitor101
4 жыл бұрын
To get Australian permanent residence so they can get benefits.. that’s the only aspiration.
@himalayan8315
4 жыл бұрын
Coz we don't talk, we do like Edmund or Charlie
@elizaomeagher
5 жыл бұрын
0:18 That's because you're stealing our pav!!!!
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
Allegedly 🤷♂️
@Mattmac-yc7qs
5 жыл бұрын
Correct
@adriennelepelley8167
5 жыл бұрын
My name is Jet also they get mad af when we beat them at rugby😂
@charliegraham2966
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome To Nah not allegedly they stole it and it was proven
@compy_7611
5 жыл бұрын
Objection!
@brandonbaker7197
5 жыл бұрын
We dont say fash and chaps we say fish and chips
@WelcomeTo
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was fush and chups?
@johannatapaleao3427
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome To you thought wrong🤣
@brandonbaker7197
4 жыл бұрын
@@WelcomeTo it's fish and chips
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
It's fəsh n chəps
@lakhasingh7979
4 жыл бұрын
FUSH AND CHUPS
@dranoelnoswad1962
4 жыл бұрын
We tend to forget that we have more sheep here in Australia, way more lol
@lynw1623
3 жыл бұрын
We’re just a tad bigger.
@sshark5007
3 жыл бұрын
@@lynw1623 Australia has more sheep than any other country in the world bar China. More than India, Brazil, the US, Russia
@kiwibushblock2564
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh but we have less people
@philipjackson5818
3 жыл бұрын
@@lynw1623 But the majority of your land is useless desert.
@lynw1623
3 жыл бұрын
@@philipjackson5818 and your point is ?
@jimes69
4 жыл бұрын
It's like every Australian purposely blocks there nose before they talk to get that nazley accent.
@WelcomeTo
4 жыл бұрын
😂 Haha don’t reveal our secret! 😜
@randomdude4669
3 жыл бұрын
You guys sound nasally aswell lol it's just harder to hear due to mumbling
@randomdude4669
3 жыл бұрын
@Cletus Johnson exactly when ever you hear a clear kiwi they sound just as nasally as us, next they will try and say they don't use random inflections at the end of sentences
@haleyrichardson8818
3 жыл бұрын
Shazza from Housos 😂
@donna6592
Жыл бұрын
*nasally.
@Ragnar6000
3 жыл бұрын
Im Australian went to NZ once and got harassed by a English man lol
@mickythompson3807
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@classicjonesy
3 жыл бұрын
@MVETheLemonKing
3 жыл бұрын
Australian: To many earthquakes for me Aucklanders:
@bremCZ
4 жыл бұрын
0:14 You're from Alice Springs... everywhere else is cold!
@Richard_Gonda
3 жыл бұрын
that's one of the ridiculously hot places lmao imagine.
@kcharles8857
5 жыл бұрын
Australia and New Zealand are dissimilar and yet oddly homogeneous.. I suspect that should one be threatened by a third party, the two would be a united and fearsome for as long as it took to see the third party off, then go back to taking the piss! I love both.
@elbowache
4 жыл бұрын
A 3rd party like Turkey?
@katerinakemp5701
3 жыл бұрын
That's about it we take the juice out of each other but what the hey.
@russellturner1909
3 жыл бұрын
Australia would run away and hide
@peterpiper47
4 жыл бұрын
All you need to know about New Zealand is that Lord Of The Rings was shot there.
@DragonFIames
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@cheeseytacotime9380
4 жыл бұрын
Aussie an kiwi banter is honestly the best 😂
@russellturner1909
3 жыл бұрын
It's not banter I hate Aussies
@nottoday9223
2 жыл бұрын
It's literally the worst banter ever
@nzfreeski
3 жыл бұрын
"Whoever heard of an aspirational New Zealander". hahaha. As Graham Hart who owns most of Australia has a chuckle.
@analupena3179
2 жыл бұрын
Host: What do you think of NZ? Aussies: Sheep.
@Legstronks
4 жыл бұрын
"The people" Me: literally gets gang bashed after school
@Arjunarjunskiy
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that was a gang of Aussies.
@maitlandbezzina2842
2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone took the interview as an opportunity to roast our cousins over the ditch 😂❤️
@michaelheliotis5279
2 жыл бұрын
To that guy and any others who think that New Zealanders don't like Australians: Bruh, we love Australians. We literally died on battlefields for and with you guys, and we wouldn't think twice about doing so again, no matter how much it might look like we're making friends with China or how much we talk behind your back about your unbelievably public levels of racism. We see Australians as our born and bred _family,_ literally from the same cloth in more ways than just a shared colonial heritage, which is why it cuts us so deep when you guys do things like reneg on the Trans-Tasman agreement or when you dump your criminals over here like they were born in just any other country. Everyone always says we're like brothers, but it's probably more accurate to say that Australia is New Zealand's abusive husband and we're the battered wife that keeps apologising for you, giving you all the rights and privileges of a Kiwi including unlimited welfare support and student loans for tertiary education at domestic rates, yet in return you repeatedly spit in our face and won't even offer a bare minimum of support to any of us while transitioning between productive jobs that immensely benefit _your_ economy. We tell ourselves that the way you treat us is only fair because the opportunities are greater in Australia, so Kiwis are ultimately getting at least as much as they're giving, but that ignores how much Australia is getting when we fill your short-staffed jobs, pay taxes which contribute to services we don't even receive, and otherwise help to keep your economy running smoothly without forcing you to resort to people from other countries who you don't like because of their skin colour, language barriers, or terror risks. It ignores all the firefighters we send to help contain your bushfires, even though we know that half the problem is of your own making. And it ignores all the other ways in which New Zealand is always the first country to put up its hand and help Australia with any issue they face, self-made or otherwise. We've even offered to help you avoid UN condemnation and relocate the mistreated refugees that you refuse to accept in repudiation of the UN's refugee quotas; we compromise our own principles for you and _abet_ you in your racist elitism, because even after all the abuse you give us, our highest principle is still to look after and support our Aussie family across the Tasman. So no, don't you or any other Australians think for one second that New Zealanders don't like Australians. Our bond is forged in blood, sweat, and now fire, and not even all the money in China could hope to break it. But if ever you find yourself thinking that perhaps New Zealanders don't like Australians, then let me just be clear: the reality is that we don't like _you._ If you're the kind of self-absorbed pretentious git who would ever question whether or not New Zealanders even like Australians, then you're exactly the kind of person whom nearly all Kiwis will find to be a cunt. A shit cunt, in fact. If, after all that we've been through together and all that we've done for you, you question whether we even like you, that's the final straw at which we call the women's shelter on your abuse. You're a shit cunt for saying it, and anyone's a shit cunt if they've ever thought it. New Zealanders don't just _like_ Australians, we _love_ Australians. We New Zealanders see Australians as our family, with whom we may have ups and downs but whose back we'll always have without the slightest hesitation, and which we like to think we've proven more times than should ever be necessary. If we _are_ the little brother, we're the little brother that always rushes forward and shakes his fists when a crowd of bullies is eyeing up his big brother, even though the big brother is always telling him to piss off whenever they're at home or around the big brother's mates and all the little brother wants is for them to play together. But we know you don't love us in the same way, and we accept that, just like we accept how you always leave us at home to go and play with the cool older boys like the US, and also like we hope you'll come to accept that just because we've been spending some time with Uncle China, it doesn't mean we won't have your back if things get heated between the two of you, because you'll always mean more to us than China's lollies. Nothing will ever fundamentally change the closeness of our relationship, and we know you guys ultimately believe that too, which is why you left the provision in your constitution for us to join the federation even though it's clear at this point that we never will. No matter how much Australia abuses us, Australia and New Zealand will always be family. We'll always be keen to trade jokes about who stole pavlova from who, whose accent is the shittest, or how some people are dirty cheaters at cricket, and we'll always take whatever mistreatment you decide to throw at us. At the end of the day, Australia really is our big brother rather than an abusive husband, and we know that without a shadow of a doubt. When international media tried to suggest that Australia was leaving New Zealand out in the cold to play with the big boys and their nuclear toys, Jacinda got up on a podium and made it very clear that she hadn't thought of it in those terms for a second, because like the rest of New Zealand, she knows that we're family and our big brother wouldn't hesitate to use his toys in our defence (ahem, from outside our waters) if the need ever arose. Where others see only insult, we instead see enduring fraternal love. Having said that, though, if any of you cunts ever disrespect our love like this guy did in the video, by callously suggesting or even behaving as though we might not actually like you, we'll turn your arse out faster than ScoMo can say "argh, boat people." And that's a promise.
@stellamuller5108
2 жыл бұрын
that's a lot to read but from that first paragraph I could tell you were really trying to tell them the truth
@donna6592
Жыл бұрын
Yeah.. you don’t. Many NZers in Australia are constantly bitching about how much the hate it here. They hate Aussies, the weather, their entitlements in Australia, the way they’re treated, complain about Aussies being lazy, dishonest, corrupt, arrogant, loud, dumb and criminals.
@thecalmingspace7242
2 жыл бұрын
The guy at 0:20 sounds like he got butt hurt by New Zealand and has a massive grudge against a country he has never set foot in 🤔
@ahmadsami2927
2 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹
@dcdreamwake7
4 жыл бұрын
That kiwi accent sounds like your trying to talk south african
@kaylenjohnson1351
3 жыл бұрын
Well dreamwake7, South African is not a language. Perhaps you were trying to say that they sound South African or whatever.
@SinSnxpes
3 жыл бұрын
@@kaylenjohnson1351 no shit
@chadjcrase
2 ай бұрын
@@kaylenjohnson1351 At no point in this video did anyone speak anything other than English, so there is a thing called context, but you had an agenda and you fulfilled it...apparently.
@meman_the_mememan8608
4 жыл бұрын
“Who ever heard of an aspirational New Zealander?” Bruh. John Britten, Sir Edmund Hillary, Bruce McLaren, Jim Henderson, Sir Ernest Rutherford, Sir Peter Jackson, Burt Munroe. There’s a few.
@donutmike
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that guy's trolling you bro.
@Moamanly
3 жыл бұрын
That guy was actually pretty funny. Think you missed his dry humour mate.
@meman_the_mememan8608
3 жыл бұрын
Ged Farnan your hairline is pretty funny
@gl3nnium
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly yeah that comment was particularly ignorant. Funny thing is a lot of the people they probably consider to be aspirational Australians turn out to be New Zealanders. The list is too big to say here.
@Moamanly
3 жыл бұрын
@@gl3nnium I think you are missing the obvious tongue-in-cheek intent behind that man's comment. Lighten up and look at the bright side would be my 2 cents' worth.
@noahjulius5062
4 жыл бұрын
New Zealand is like the Canada of Oceania and Australia is like the USA of Oceania. Here's why: 1. New Zealand has official languages, so does Canada, whereas Australia has no official language neither does the USA. 2. New Zealanders do a good job doing Australian accents, whereas Australians are terrible at imitating the New Zealand accent. 3. New Zealanders are known to be nice people, whereas Australians are known to be loud and sometimes obnoxious.
@tonywebster8582
4 жыл бұрын
English is the official language of Australia.
@kiserra
4 жыл бұрын
Na we're pretty loud and obnoxious too when we want to be lmao
@MustraOrdo
4 жыл бұрын
Not all kiwis are nice though. I've encountered some in the comment section of this video who can be pretty brutal.
@kiserra
4 жыл бұрын
@@MustraOrdo yeah same goes with any community anywhere in the world
@noahjulius5062
4 жыл бұрын
@@MustraOrdo I didn't say that Kiwis are all nice, I was saying that some people think that all Kiwis are nice.
@prathamkamath13
3 жыл бұрын
Someone will have to pay me to go there.....that was really a greedy comment
@johannatapaleao3427
5 жыл бұрын
Australians steal NZ ideas example pavlova😂 NZ is better than AUS
@dutchvanderlinde2488
4 жыл бұрын
said no one ever
@Universallife1213
4 жыл бұрын
They forgot to mention that NZ punches above it's weigh. Latest one being having the most powerful passport in the world 2020.
@Joshstuart606
3 жыл бұрын
It's not even a small country, it's actually quite a good size
@Universallife1213
3 жыл бұрын
@@Joshstuart606 Its small in terms of population size. Added bonus Auckland is the most livable city in 2021. Wellington rounding up in top 5 at number 4.
@donna6592
Жыл бұрын
@@Joshstuart606 oh please, get a map. 😂
@rockman0243
Жыл бұрын
bro the fake acents made me so anoyed like dude we talk like that but not like that at the same time
@nadiavrsaljko4135
4 жыл бұрын
Can you do a New Zealand accent every Australian fush and chups 🤦🏼♀️😂 we don’t say it like that hahahah
@stephenlitten1789
4 жыл бұрын
Nope, it's shark and tatters
@Rembub
4 жыл бұрын
Why fush n chups Ok Australians: feesh een cheeps maaayte 😂
@CCCPlatinum
4 жыл бұрын
2:02 Dont worry all you got to do is end every sentence with G
@tessaatkins2838
3 жыл бұрын
Maori dialect
@gl3nnium
3 жыл бұрын
Wow they know literally nothing about us. They still talk about sheep like Boomers used to. They seem pretty fragile if they think NZ is cold. Go live in Europe and find out what cold is (-30c in Winter was a normal occurrence where i lived). At the end of the day it doesn't matter...we are quite happy doing own thing - and No we don't dislike Australians like that one person said. Most of them are lovely (And hey im from Christchurch and remember the events of 15th March 2019 vividly and its permanent effect on our city - and even so, we don't begrudge Australians for something one of them did to us - so that should tell yo something about kiwis)
@H4V0C
4 жыл бұрын
Bro there all pretty mean except that one guy with the black shirt
@rosco1pug
3 жыл бұрын
no one mentions Kiwiland's Pacific culture. It's such a distinctive feature of life in NZ. So different to Australia's 40-60 000 year old indigenous culture, which isn't identified with anywhere else in the world. No mention of the Treaty of Waitangi, or the haka, or Once Were Warriors for that matter. The NZ and Australian landmasses are completely different too. NZ has its earthquakes and geothermal stuff, where Oz is so old it's just about seismically extinct. That's one of the reasons why we like to visit each other's countries - we're so different, but not foreign to each other. And all that gets mentioned is sheep (Australia has lots of those too) and 'fush and bloody chups'
@neecow3472
Жыл бұрын
If we say "FUSH AND CHUPS" then Aussies say "FESH AND CHEPS"
@lisamatheson8115
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh im a kiwi and yes your accents attempts lol do we really pronounce it fush 😂
@coastsouljah
4 жыл бұрын
I love Australians! I had a wonderful time in Australia!! Xoxoxoxo ❤❤❤ 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
@mishmash6570
3 жыл бұрын
New Zealand is like Australia’s little brother. We love em, but that dont stop us kicken em round. We tease them and poke fun, but at the end of the day we fkn love our lil bro
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