He's gotta make it up to Putin after changing his "would" to a "wouldn't." Trump's in trouble very bigly with Papa.
@TheKaiTetley
6 жыл бұрын
Dee Lish. Yeah, Trump will need to give more than a reach around.
@tammytruthout8465
6 жыл бұрын
Callimo, yeah, the new TIME, with their faces morphed on the cover.
@douglasdaniel4504
6 жыл бұрын
This is a prime example why satire is such a powerful weapon against flim-flammery and tyranny, and why dictators from Hitler to el-Sisi have generally come down hard on people who make fun of them. Keep it coming, Mr. Colbert, we need it right now.
@douglasdaniel4504
6 жыл бұрын
Abdel Fattah el-Sisi. Present dictator of Egypt. Although it may have been the man he ousted from power, Morsi, who did more to drive Bassem Youssef off the air. Neither of those guys have much of a sense of humor.
@Jdinrbfidndifofkdndjoflfndjdk
6 жыл бұрын
Dude that diplomat was very creative on his insult
@ninjachannel007
6 жыл бұрын
I like how the old dude in the live interview started reacting as soon as he heard "In a tweet from the white house". Like btw was bracing himself for stupidity.
@-anaamna5616
6 жыл бұрын
Ninja Channel ya he was like here we go again 🤣
@virakchhang
6 жыл бұрын
Build a wall to keep immigrants out but open the front door for your enemies
@virakchhang
6 жыл бұрын
Why is the left (edit: i said left... i meant to say right) like you so desperate to keep Hilary and Obama your enemies?
@vmelmeneo
6 жыл бұрын
MrToby101 Maybe because russia believes the world should be ruled under communism while we believe and are a beacon for democracy.
@kathylove2561
6 жыл бұрын
Well we do know Russia is a country full of vicious killers. Why were they ever over here anyway? Even at work I keep my eyes on anyone with an accent sounding Russian.
@egregious3666
6 жыл бұрын
MrToby101 because they ARE the enemy. THEY interfered in our elections.
@Zeebo216
6 жыл бұрын
Virak Chhang 😡😡😡
@DavidJordao
6 жыл бұрын
Oh, a second date already? Oh, I’m so happy for them 🤗
@kawaiiobama8079
6 жыл бұрын
David Jordao at this stage people start eating each others ass. it's 2018. :D
@mylittledogshoppesouthpark1350
6 жыл бұрын
Second Date? They have most likely been dating for years face to face and online.
@telectronix1368
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's America that keeps ending up paying.
@ImAlecPonce
6 жыл бұрын
Well... they both seemed satisfied after 2 hours alone.....
@bernardoheusi6146
6 жыл бұрын
It´s like my favourite yaoi, Putin on Ice
@jasonluong3862
6 жыл бұрын
Colbert's best monologue yet. Volcano parkour, shark dentistry, or heroin. Give the man and his writing staff an Emmy!
@ldchappell1
6 жыл бұрын
And that's why Trump's hates him so much he won't even say his name. ha ha.
@DavidNightingale001
6 жыл бұрын
Remember when the worst he did was be a hypocrite about playing golf? Those were the good times.
@miwawilliams612
6 жыл бұрын
David Nightingale that was never the worst of it. He's been shown to be this way since his campaign & before. Look again.
@hi-ougidemonfang
6 жыл бұрын
Remember when the worst of it was calling Mexicans rapists and drug dealers? Yeah wonder how anyone supported that man.
@robertbernal8666
6 жыл бұрын
He just said that because putin told him to (otherwise millions of people are going to die).
@WAEVOICE
6 жыл бұрын
Something called "context," I believe.
@dens7335
6 жыл бұрын
despite his long relationship with the russian mafia? yea
@cameronsipka3352
6 жыл бұрын
i'm sick of this president
@zarakikon6352
5 жыл бұрын
You, me & a Lot of other people around the world m8. That Blowhard should Never have been made President. Even Bush isn't this stupid or arrogant.
@fidezramirez3144
4 жыл бұрын
We all are. 😭😭😭
@joannholmes8726
4 жыл бұрын
Remember this from 2 years ago? I hope you and your family and friends are okay and not suffering from Covid 19 or poverty. Trump is not attacking American cities with "Campaign thugs" who are shooting at regular people protesting his evil!
@RCmaniac1231
3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations he’s gone..... kinda
@nerdysister
6 жыл бұрын
History books are going to write about this and political science students will learn about this in their first year.
@chrismorrison8551
6 жыл бұрын
Catherine They are going to find unbelievable.
@mlghelp2day
6 жыл бұрын
Catherine The question will be will history books tell the WHOLE TRUTH to all this stupidity that the orange moron has said and done. Im betting that much of the truth will be omitted. 🤓😧
@slinky2237
6 жыл бұрын
Rasmus Finn because it's history and history books catalog history no matter how absurd
@robm6726
6 жыл бұрын
It will depend on who is writing those history books, If for example Germany had won WW2 those history books would look very different.
@rojaws1183
6 жыл бұрын
Perhaps Trump is seeking herostratic fame? No, he is too stupid and illiterate to do something like that.
@neond6740
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure
@GreenDragon11
6 жыл бұрын
I second that!!!
@JumperWC
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is an incredible host and great comedian. I think he's awesome!
@mlr4524
6 жыл бұрын
Which means he'll be at potential great risk once democracy as we know it is gone.
@Rebecca-dm5ul
6 жыл бұрын
Wow. Loved the diplomatic response.
@Sherkalyn
5 жыл бұрын
That ambassador's response killed me... I burst out laughing out loud in my living room at about 4 AM and pity my poor roommates who will discover my splattered remains when they wake up.... 😂
@gceElwood
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert has made me laugh at the total absurdity of trump becoming potus since Day 1 back in November 2016. And each day it has just gotten worse until now it's like watching daily Keystone Cops episodes. I still laugh - there's so much to be ridiculed, after all. And "if you don't laugh, you'll cry" kind of thing. But PLEASE!! Enough already, America!! Please make it STOP. There's only ONE way. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@lucindawaugh3945
6 жыл бұрын
Gaye Elleray i truly hope THE BLUE WAVE is forming up now...much love from 🇨🇦
@dcrazypersiancat
6 жыл бұрын
I am laughing and crying at the same time!!! Laughing because of Stephen’s genius comic timing and monologue and crying because of the reality we are in with Trump.
@justsaying3729
6 жыл бұрын
#Metoo!!!
@asupy66
6 жыл бұрын
“Putin has something on him or he is an idiot”, like those possible situations were mutually exclusive... (they are not, clearly)
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
6 жыл бұрын
Gary Galván Putin uses rich men Putin uses fools Putin uses the weak... hat trick.
@jorgelugo4128
6 жыл бұрын
Gary Galván He has. Impeach trump now!
@nikitaperrigill1028
6 жыл бұрын
Gary Galván : :👍! To top your comment this song from early 70's by Stealers Wheel " Stuck in the middle with you" ! 🤪seems that it was written for today!
@judioregan4210
6 жыл бұрын
Nikita Sneihnerst - exactly! 🎶Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you...🎶
@arizonanative7409
6 жыл бұрын
I love watching Stephen go "verklempt" during his Presidential intervention.... Great skit all the way through. As usual.
@joannholmes8726
4 жыл бұрын
2 years ago and today is not better. I hope you are still alive and not sick from Covid 19. Remind your friends about Helsinki and Putin.
@harrydepova8896
6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't this negate his would/wouldn't nonsense? You don't invite the guy robbing your family to dinner.
@jorgelugo4128
6 жыл бұрын
Harry Depova impeach trump now @
@krasniusha
6 жыл бұрын
The fact that Stephen is getting funnier every day is scary. It means that trump has really gone off the rails, and the US is in great danger.
@xay2325
6 жыл бұрын
The US is in great danger because CNN told you so? Do you understand how misguided you are? Trump is actually saving this country.
@joansparky4439
6 жыл бұрын
by lying all the time?
@umakarunakaran4626
6 жыл бұрын
Xay 2 Not in the least. He is tearing this country apart. I can't wait until I get to leave this country and go to uni. In fact a few years ago, back when Trump was still a candidate someone I know was playing a game called alibi with their class, a lot of that kid's classmates had made up alibis that were something along the lines of physically hurting Trump. This was a class of fourth graders. Fourth graders hated this man that much that their alibi in a *school game* was physically hurting this man edit: These were also AAP (Advanced Academics Program) Kids
@david0aloha
6 жыл бұрын
I thought he went a little too far at times... despite my similar hatred of Trump. Now I realize he was entirely correct to double down on the Trump-Russia connection. Thank you for being one of the voices preventing this from becoming normalized.
@jorgelugo4128
6 жыл бұрын
Capella1951 impeach trump now!
@hb6x8
6 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, the reason for the season is treason.
@bobh808
6 жыл бұрын
And the cause of much frisson
@hb6x8
6 жыл бұрын
BobH What with all that Putin pleasin'.
@sonyahannah
6 жыл бұрын
And that hokey bromance teasin'.
@hb6x8
6 жыл бұрын
sonyahannah That secret meeting having sleezin'.
@eligabb4423
6 жыл бұрын
After all the sleezin’ there is pissin’
@elvindcruz5737
6 жыл бұрын
This is really embarrassing for the united states of America
@Harold075
6 жыл бұрын
"Make America Great Again..."
@pgmorse
6 жыл бұрын
Eye c ur maga troll bad english ignorant traitor or bot.
@natetv1494
6 жыл бұрын
Traitor! "united states of America" send him to the white house for life!
@jebadiahkerman7846
6 жыл бұрын
You mean for the whole human race.
@sekiro3074
5 жыл бұрын
007 c Not at all.. Trumps doing a great job. These clowns lie about Trump constantly.. Just two days ago Stephen told 5 lies in row about the President.. It’s not hard to find out their lies. You can’t trust anything these elitist clowns say.
@BluntJoint
6 жыл бұрын
Diplomatic Tweet was F*ing hilarious
@tede9921
6 жыл бұрын
Is Trump trying to get impeached?
@whoknows4780
6 жыл бұрын
Ted E obviously nothing is stopping him at this point.
@mlghelp2day
6 жыл бұрын
Ted E Im so frustrated that I can only hope that he does get impeached, but who knows at this point😧
@pansepot1490
6 жыл бұрын
Ted E, the Republicans certainly won't do anything about it and even some Democrats have shown willingness to support Trump. Think about it this November.
@CCCC-rw9hx
6 жыл бұрын
Ted E He's proving repubs are corrupt and will support him to get their agenda through. No impeachment unless dems take over.
@DPowered2
6 жыл бұрын
Ted E this comment from 2016?
@emilyr999
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@TheKaiTetley
6 жыл бұрын
Emily R. So are Trump’s pants.
@wizardom
5 жыл бұрын
This is still epic. Probably the best segment ever.
@nonabritton8521
6 жыл бұрын
What the hell?? He selling us down the river & nothing is being done
@BigMikeMcBastard
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing can be done except get people registered to vote in November. If the GOP loses the House, then much of the damage Trump could do will be stopped. Take the House this Fall and then coast for the remaining two years as a Democratic House blocks every single thing Trump or the Senate tries to do. Y'know, like the GOP did to Obama for 6.5 years.
@DarkSektori
5 жыл бұрын
Sorry but we're beyond being down the river, we're already drowning in it.
@aladdinsane848
6 жыл бұрын
i´m really frightened bout the fact that nearly the half of US-voters still support this mistake on legs…
@haladriels
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen should get an Emmy for this alone.
@quintonmerkson899
6 жыл бұрын
Amitha Alex the cry baby in office will protest tweet about it
@scarletletter4900
6 жыл бұрын
Nik Ninja only if the right gets use it in their favor. Putin groomed the Republican party for his own ends.
@darren6915
6 жыл бұрын
He will don't worry. It's about all that's left of the left
@tobywashburn250
6 жыл бұрын
Nik Ninja THE TRUMPUBLICANS AND MAGATARDS THINK SO !!
@tobywashburn250
6 жыл бұрын
Quinton Merkson MAYBE HE'LL SUE!!
@glennorange
5 жыл бұрын
The 1980's called. They want their Ronald Reagan impression back! (love you, Stephen!) :)
@chillywillie6283
6 жыл бұрын
Trump invited Putin to come to Washington to sit at Putin’s desk in the Oval Office.
@kevinkemble3718
6 жыл бұрын
Willie Godbolt : Ha!
@virginiaschoch-andrews4164
6 жыл бұрын
WHY IS TRUMP STILL PRESIDENT ?
@Autotrope
6 жыл бұрын
Something to do with the over 100 million voting age Americans who stayed home on election day in 2016 and let it happen. Turns out it's hard to undo what's done.
@virginiaschoch-andrews4164
6 жыл бұрын
Jack Pot its not about PARTY , OR THE SHADE OF SOMEONES SKIN WHICH IS ALL REPUBLICANS AND TRUMP CARE ABOUT . ITS ABOUT AMERICA DO YOU WANT PUTIN AS YOUR PRESIDENT . WELL PUTIN IS ALREADY TELLING TRUMP WHAT TO DO AND WHAT TO SAY TRUMP IS NOT ONLY INCAPABLE BUT IS ALSO WEAK THATS WHY HE CAN STAND THERE AND SAY " PUTIN WAS VERY STRONG . TRUMP IS EVEN READY TO THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS OR LET PUTIN KILL YOU SO THAT HE TRUMP CAN LOOK STRONG . ITS YOUR CHOICE
@virginiaschoch-andrews4164
6 жыл бұрын
Jack Pot hey lets smoke the peace pipe on that . YOUR MAIN POINT IS TWO PARTIES BEING TO EXTREME . MINE IS A FEAR OF HAVING A SHADOW PRESIDENT CALLED PUTIN . 🤗
@Splucked
6 жыл бұрын
+virginia schoch Because there are still 3 1/2 months til the midterms.
@alphen9676
6 жыл бұрын
Jack Pot The problem with your logic is, why is Trump president and not another republican. Even if it is all the dems fault and they are somehow more corrupt than Trump. You guys still elected a russian puppet over other members of your own party.
@TheHua89
6 жыл бұрын
#TRE45ON
@974724
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah ! That would be amazing in a t-shirt !
@StarPlaty
6 жыл бұрын
It is a shirt: teechip.com/new-tre45on-shirt (just one example)
@974724
6 жыл бұрын
StarPlaty interesting, thanks for sharing
@04m11
6 жыл бұрын
TheHua89 45 in treason ironically fits so well, foreshadowing maybe
@doug5473
5 жыл бұрын
my goodness these comments are filled with idiots
@ellaboehme6748
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen spitting out coffee is the biggest mood of 2018
@vamps4me
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen you help me laugh even though I am crying inside. What a nightmare except it’s 100% real.
@nickyang1143
6 жыл бұрын
Every day is like the red wedding again. This president tv series has the best writers, consistently the best show on tv
@mlghelp2day
6 жыл бұрын
Nick Yang I agree! Emmy award winning.....FOREVER!👏👏👏🏆
@zaiemrys5917
6 жыл бұрын
Nick Yang, yeah, just give him an Emmy already. It's all he ever wanted. So we can get rid of him already.
@ThePunitiveDamages
6 жыл бұрын
Hey America! This is what you get when you elect recognizable celebrities instead of people who're qualified for the job. You put a game show host in charge and are somehow shocked that your once respectable White House looks like a three ring circus side show now.
@kylew728
6 жыл бұрын
ThePunitiveDamages the qualifications to become president are the same for everyone. Trump is just as qualified as anyone else who has stepped in office. He meets every single qualification needed.
@ThePunitiveDamages
6 жыл бұрын
Kyle W > I would argue that Trump suffers from a rather serious narcissistic personality disorder that impedes his judgment and could disqualify him, but oddly, psychological testing isn't required for the position of potus. You have to pass a basic psych test to work at McDonalds though. But to be in charge of the world's largest nuclear arsenal only requires that you win a popularity contest, (which he actually lost by 3 million votes) What's next for you guys, Kardashian in 2020?
@ellenanderson9535
6 жыл бұрын
ThePunitiveDamages most of us americans DID NOT vote for this incompetant LIAR
@ThePunitiveDamages
6 жыл бұрын
Ellen Anderson > To add to this, in 2016, 108 million eligible voters didn't vote. I do believe that most Americans don't like what they're seeing with this presidency and I hope this will be reflected in the November Primaries. The only thing any of you can do about this is use your vote. It's the only real power any of you have over this situation.
@chrisalvarez4298
6 жыл бұрын
ThePunitiveDamages I didn't vote for this idiot to be president, the Russians did.
@heatherroyer8911
6 жыл бұрын
The people’s business... jailing toddlers 🤣😂❤️
@kjamison5951
6 жыл бұрын
Great opening Stephen, however the news leaves me speechless. Despite the comedic delivery and awesome writing, this has become too scary.
@washboard-ads
6 жыл бұрын
If the news is controlling your life or happiness, time to turn it off. Focus on family and friends
@katebunn7567
6 жыл бұрын
nstewart45247 it's not that simple, the news informs people of major events as they happen. It affects lives, so switching off to concentrate on loved ones isn't a realistic option. Unless your from an unaffected country, or super rich that is.
@sambibambi5409
6 жыл бұрын
yeesh, imagine being a comedian and having to somehow try and translate the USAs current shitshow into humor on a regular basis. no wonder comedians are so depressed.
@DLiXRe
6 жыл бұрын
nstewart45247 Did you just suggest that turning off access to media will somehow not make the problem a problem? That sounds like the logic of someone who didn't vote because they didn't like any candidate but complains about what has happened since.
@altergreenhorn
6 жыл бұрын
It is scary yes acording to you a white christian nation is enemy of the US namely Russia and Putin of course but extreme muslim country and co founder of the terorist IS namely SA is a friend of US to mention just one example ... coool (is it??)
@shepherdsknoll8
6 жыл бұрын
Honey, get ready, we will be driving to DC to protest !
@ArdawanNasrin
6 жыл бұрын
Dan Coats reaction.... priceless
@rysun8709
6 жыл бұрын
What say what!!
@AdrianColley
6 жыл бұрын
BA-WHUHH?
@altrag
6 жыл бұрын
Even before the "say what?".. as soon as she mentioned Trump tweeted something, he dropped an epic eye roll before he even knew what was coming!
@revengefrommars
6 жыл бұрын
Made me think of Wayne's World: "Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?"
@trixiewashington224
6 жыл бұрын
Ardawan Nasrin I kinda felt bad for him☹️
@nigelft
6 жыл бұрын
I hate to be 'That Guy', but in amongst the jokes and laughter, which is sorely needed, can we also remember that, here in the UK, one man died after being poisoned with a highly radioactive isotope of polonium, and a woman died, and five others hospitalized for weeks, after coming into contact with Novichok, a deadly nerve agent. It is certain, from all the evidence that the former, and one man and his daughter from the latter, were deliberately targeted by the Russians, with a very high possibility that the poisoning of the former was the result of a direct order from Putin himself ... That not only makes Putin an autocrat, but a murderous one as well ... but what is the betting that, President Trump didn't say anything about the election meddling that occured, and if the DNI, and DHS are both correct (as I believe they are ...), is still ongoing ... I bet all my money in bank account vs all of Stephen's in his, that Pres. Trump never said a single word about what happened here ... President Trump, if you give a single damn about the 'Special Relationship' that exists between the UK and the US, where is the outrage that several people on our soil were targeted by the Russians, that one man was killed, but also a citizen of our nation not only died, but her death is being currently investigated as murder, and not the lesser homicide ...? Even if the murder was the result of the container, in which the nerve agent was in, was discarded in a reckless manner, it is still murder ... Argh ...
@IYPITWL
6 жыл бұрын
nigelft Since your country cant handle themselves let Big-Daddy Trump take care of it. He hears your thoughts and prayers. May God Emperor Trump be with you. Ramen
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
6 жыл бұрын
nigelft Where have you been the last 3 years? This Peesident does not value any relationship, other than his relationship with Putin.
@iandaley2295
6 жыл бұрын
Think it was a woman who died
@VNtergon
6 жыл бұрын
i would hate to bring it up to you, but that nerve agent, Novichok was actually never produced within current Russia. It was made in Czech republich which is a NATO country now and Uzbekistan which is a shithole right now. So basically the whole thing was made up just to screw the world cup.
@isthisshit4real
6 жыл бұрын
Vasiliy Nechepurenko - really? PROVE IT.
@MrTrackman100
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen, America needs and loves you! Don't stop!
@ashishkumar-1702
6 жыл бұрын
Trump sound so soft in front of Putin.........
@akuaagyeiwaa786
6 жыл бұрын
ashish kumar Yea, this is the guy who insulted every descent American running for office in 2016, and got away with it. Did the same with Angela Marko, Theresa May , the Canadian PM,and the EU, but looks like they have pour hot oil on him in front of Putin.
@ellenanderson9535
6 жыл бұрын
ashish kumar that's funny considering the hard on he has for putin
@dmaxsaint5895
6 жыл бұрын
That's because orange face is a coward
@grandmasfavorites
6 жыл бұрын
Lock him up.
@sonyahannah
6 жыл бұрын
Or gag him.
@WeekendWarrior604
6 жыл бұрын
He’s giving Putin the keys to the White House... 😂😂😂
@demetriramoundos7625
6 жыл бұрын
pepper that's when you call the locksmith
@WAEVOICE
6 жыл бұрын
...and people call the President hysterical.
@LisaLisa-rl3pm
6 жыл бұрын
That's funny??? 😱
@maymac2012
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen is my happiness in this time of darkness.
@nobodyspecial9738
6 жыл бұрын
How does being negative make you feel good?
@andrasbiro3007
6 жыл бұрын
Nobody Special It's called humor. Look it up.
@lupevaldez8456
6 жыл бұрын
Nobody Special your opinion doesn't matter, your a fake person
@nobodyspecial9738
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm a Russian bot, here to infiltrate and possess your mind and thoughts. Collecting data.
@nataleesteele1688
5 жыл бұрын
That one lady screaming through out 😂😂😂💀
@mr.h5436
6 жыл бұрын
Vladimirror, Vladimirror, on the wall, Who is the most stable genius of them all?
@anandsreenivasan6123
6 жыл бұрын
Mr. H I am gonna steal this idea and suggest this to Stephen Colbert as a part in another future episode. Would be epic and fun.
@1MarkKeller
6 жыл бұрын
Damn. The world is so weird with Trump in charge.
@tysargent9647
5 жыл бұрын
You think, Mark?!
@ursaltydog
6 жыл бұрын
I wished he would just move to Moscow already..
@zarakikon6352
5 жыл бұрын
Ursaltydog, If only 🤞😒🤞.
@cgeraigiri
6 жыл бұрын
New instructions for agent orange already?
@danielgehring7437
6 жыл бұрын
Well yeah. Trump did that 'would/wouldn't' stunt so Putin's gotta come in and make sure it wasn't serious.
@LorenzoCalgaryRealtor
6 жыл бұрын
That finishing monologue was OFF THE CHAIN!
@waheedamohammed6989
6 жыл бұрын
Steven Colbert 👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍
@kubraulutas3031
6 жыл бұрын
Can you even imagine Obama considering this offer from Russia. Republicans would be losing their shit smh
@derrickstorm6976
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen is an amazing actor
@jorgelugo4128
6 жыл бұрын
Jussi Raitoniemi impeach trump now!
@darren6915
6 жыл бұрын
Brought to you by the great people of the Geoge Soros foundation.
@bird271828
6 жыл бұрын
After watching junk news from Trump, Stephen's show keeps me from going crazy.
@julialarsen
6 жыл бұрын
Ain’t that right!
@wf6951
6 жыл бұрын
Junk news from Trump? Soooo Fox Entertainment News? Psssst...Fox isn't News....just sayin.
@prettybullet4646
6 жыл бұрын
Same here. If not for comic relief I'm afraid I would curl up in a fetal position and cry.
@UsenameTakenWasTaken
6 жыл бұрын
I just got an advert for a Trump brand "media accountability survey." I don't trust it.
@jonathanmontez5693
6 жыл бұрын
Unfitproduct Airborne but CNN is?
@theRealAV8r
6 жыл бұрын
The boss says you're meeting again, your're meeting - simple
@democratresistance7847
6 жыл бұрын
I think the DNI ,CIA,FBI better tap his phone,twitter for NATIONAL SECURITY>>>
@TardyTardigrade
6 жыл бұрын
Sharon Needles I would bug the whole White House. Especially the Lincoln Bedroom, they are going to be spending a lot of time in there whispering sweet treason into each other's ears. 😂
@RomeoRivera2C
6 жыл бұрын
“Freshly shocked, EVERYDAY!” 😂😂
@emberjohnson6626
4 жыл бұрын
You can tell Stephen is steaming on the inside the entire time... It making this kinda more fun than the other episodes
@censusgary
6 жыл бұрын
“Putin was playing chess while Trump was eating his own checkers.” That’s the best description I’ve heard yet of their interaction. A thousand points to Stephen Colbert and his writers!
@jorgelugo4128
6 жыл бұрын
Gary Cooper impeach trump now!
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
6 жыл бұрын
TRAITOR!
@TwazkemUSAbi
6 жыл бұрын
No world war 3 so to libtards that makes you a traitor.
@patbrennan6572
6 жыл бұрын
the United states of America 1776 ----- 2016 . it was a great democracy for nearly a quarter of a millinium.. R.I.P.
@tossmeabone23
6 жыл бұрын
Took white men less than 300 years to mess up Turtle Island. 😁😀😁
@kevinkemble3718
6 жыл бұрын
Pat Brennan ; Ha!
@wq198mnr
6 жыл бұрын
Pat Brennan greatest POTUS of all time. Trump 2024. If FDR can do it so can trump! America is greatest country on earth for a reason
@Jeff-cr9ho
6 жыл бұрын
delusional or troll. which are you?
@JoshSweetvale
6 жыл бұрын
Pat Brennan S L A V E R Y - the Dutch didn't have it, the Hodenoshone didn't have it... you did.
@beabelieverinlove8287
6 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS AS GOOD AS IT GETS! Great job Stephen Cobert.
@graceantonio3573
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me one of the most laugh out loud moments Steven Colbert my stomach hurts from laughing! One of your best monologues yet hahahaaaa😁
@lazyperfectionist1
6 жыл бұрын
Is there _any_ way that Trump could be confused and under the impression that he's actually dealing with a _Canadian_ fellow named Vladimir _Poutine?_ 🤷
@katiematthews8848
6 жыл бұрын
lazyperfectionist1 if he thought he was Canadian, he would have already declared him an enemy of the state 😂 or a “security risk”
@maxineshideout852
6 жыл бұрын
well he probably still thinks that hes playing the role of president in a tv show at the moment
@tonyofarrell2775
6 жыл бұрын
lazyperfectionist1 The.Presidents brain is missing
@ElEspectroDeLaMi
6 жыл бұрын
Necromancer Raft Oh, my God, I can totally see Trump freezing up then asking for his next line.
@jocomfiresin6982
6 жыл бұрын
Tony Ofarrell OMG... What was that tv show with the alien bugs that dissolved then human brain and took over there bodies?
@ExistentialGojora
6 жыл бұрын
Did Mike Huckabee drop Sarah on her head when she was a baby?
@CRASHjester
6 жыл бұрын
LittleWing1 is LittleWing1 In a giant vat of Twinkie filling.
@mabusharn3761
6 жыл бұрын
That's how evangelicals baptise their children
@seanod7157
6 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, she's a perfect Picasso.
@HallowqueenCrafting
6 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I'm going to have 'The room where it happens' stuck in my head all day. "no one else was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened."
@Solkard
6 жыл бұрын
He claims to want to speak to Trump, but didn't purchase air time on FOX. I'm doubting the sincerity there.
@cgeraigiri
6 жыл бұрын
Whoever that diplomat is for president
@Nefariousbig
6 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jon quietly plays "Walk Idiot Walk" in these Trump sections...
@loricataldi2016
6 жыл бұрын
The republicons voted DOWN to listen to the 2 hour meeting with Putin, they said they didn't want to hear criminal trump's sucking noises!
@greekgirl209
6 жыл бұрын
Lol, that was my reaction too! Spit!!!! Had to read that news 3 times!! All I can say is this makes November so much easier, every day!!
@Sleeping_Insomiac
6 жыл бұрын
greekgirl209 Dear americans, please, from the bottom of my heart, don't assume an easy victory. Expect all the bigots, nazis, science deniers, idiots; in short, the whole basket of deplorables to leave their holes and vote! They are so drunk on their "victory", they don't care about consequences: if a policy creates outrage by the democrats, that's all they care about at the moment. So get your shit together, remember history and that the one reason we're all in this shit together is because if the laziness of good people. Coming november is not an easy win. Go out and check your own records, help others, offer to drive them to the ballot and literally save the world! Sincerely, the world.
@CRASHjester
6 жыл бұрын
Sleeping Insomiac Ain't gonna be an easy victory 'less we start offing these corporate sellouts, be it legally or otherwise. I personally am done hearing about shit like this.
@Sleeping_Insomiac
6 жыл бұрын
CRASHjester Oh stfu! Do you know what happens when "the left" does that? They either lose (Hitler) or they win (Stalin). This is not left vs. right, not even right vs. wrong... It's sanity versus extremist insanity. And while saying "good people on both sides" is moronic, the opposite isn't: Beware! There are idiotic ass clowns on both sides! Vote against extremism!
@Adzeoda
6 жыл бұрын
I would not be that complacent. Between racial gerrymandering, fear of immigrants, faux news and ingrates like Hannity and Carlson, as well as a deluded 30 something percent of this country, there is a recipe for a fight. We have seen republicans willing to work with this president to preserve their political power and enhance their corporate cronies. While we may not be able to convince those pesky 30 something percent that their fears are irrational, we should work hard to convince them and all swing voters that Trump's policies are not in their best interest. We should dumb down the talking points and stay consistent with it. Failed promises, medicaid/Medicare ravaged and social security soon to be. Health care ravaged, tax cuts for the wealthy, resulting in increased revenue for them while average wages have dropped. Agriculture being affected by tariff wars, weak on national security, pissing off allies while singing praises of dictators, killing the American ideal around the world with isolationist rhetoric. The left and all moderates have to work hard to whip up every single vote they can get to take back the soul of this country. This country voted for Trump despite the fact that he showed himself unfit for office over and over and over again. It's no time for complacency in America. The soul of a nation is at stake!
@byakuyakuchiki8863
6 жыл бұрын
Trump is the toughest on Russia, tougher than anyone! So tough he invited him to the White House for another private meeting and photo session where he will say Putin is a great nice guy the bestest strong guy ever. Toughest!
@xl000
6 жыл бұрын
Manafort's home coordinates 40°54'24.9"N 72°18'47.0"W Water Mill ( Long Island )
@ProdiJay
6 жыл бұрын
Who's the lady yelling over everyone else? 😂
@jamesbonah4996
6 жыл бұрын
ProdiJay Xena
@tural7355
6 жыл бұрын
ProdiJay Melania
@JonnyUnderrated
6 жыл бұрын
its hilarious...she always does that too...if you watch any of those press moments in the white house. Even in front of foreign leaders. There was one a week ago where the president of another country was there and laughing his ass off at her just screaming at the press...like WTF is this?
@superberniecat5042
6 жыл бұрын
some annoying twat who should have been thrown out of the audience
@clairduffy60
6 жыл бұрын
ProdiJay She does it every nite!! Melania screaming for help??
@janettekenos3674
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen's on FIRE 🔥 Too bad his content comes from reality. You couldn’t make this stuff up 😂😭
@kresimircosic6158
6 жыл бұрын
Janet Tekenos Have not seen a bigger moron than this dude in a long time. His face is very fistcalling.
@christinevr7698
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen was incredible but damn after so stop laughing it freaks me out that his jokes are about the White House & Presidency!!!! If this were a book, no editor would buy it because, it’s too insane to be true, and yet.... here we are. 😱 #TRE45ON
@Jeff-cr9ho
6 жыл бұрын
pro tro... thats you
@3dfreak2000
6 жыл бұрын
What happening now Is like watching in slow motion The 80s version of "Red Dawn" movie.
@TardyTardigrade
6 жыл бұрын
3dfreak2000 Wolverines!
@pamelacass9642
6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Although I'm surprised no station has trotted out either version of Red Dawn as of yet.
@Myrddnn
6 жыл бұрын
3dfreak2000 and this time the wolverines are old corporate Democrats. We need real progressives and justice Democrats. The ones my age range are long since bought. Sad.
@QEJXP
3 жыл бұрын
The state department went apeshit. Yeah, and we love it!
@NuiYabuko
Жыл бұрын
Are you okay?
@DiegoMartinPintos
6 жыл бұрын
Sending Eric doesn't seems to be like a bad deal
@brooklyna007
6 жыл бұрын
Diego Martin Pintos yeah but he would be a reverse bargaining chip. You'd lose your bargaining position.
@TheNefastor
6 жыл бұрын
Diego Martin Pintos yeah but you shouldn't separate babies from their families. So the whole trump horde should go to Russia and stay there.
@MinersLoveGames
6 жыл бұрын
We had a good run, America.
@derekholdt747
6 жыл бұрын
I agree. It's over. America is already finished.
@kevinportillo1971
6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to reality. The US played with the fate of so many countries before, now the tables have been turned...
@lennyc86
6 жыл бұрын
MinersLoveGames yup we are fucked.
@crocussativus7000
6 жыл бұрын
Don't lie down and play dead yet. Your mighty military has taken down other dictators. Kick his ass out of the White House.
@66flamer
6 жыл бұрын
Hillary For Prison prepare for trumps impeachment sir it's so obvious it's that semi coming at you on the highway. I'm sorry little happy snowflake but you're mr. Trump is going away. He won't finish his first term. You can send me all sorts of hate speech all sorts of high school put-downs so have your best shot.
@mumbaijazz
6 жыл бұрын
At what point will the realization sink in with the people who can do something about this?!
@Chosen15642
6 жыл бұрын
We happen to be those people. We should be calling and writing congress.
@rosenbaum75
2 жыл бұрын
I watch these monologues from time to time so I don't forget the insanity of Trump's presidency.
@jillibeens57
6 жыл бұрын
trump doesn't have a team.........he has hostages.
@mattlanglois9743
6 жыл бұрын
There is a glitch in the matrix.
@MrDjsmooth87
6 жыл бұрын
M Langloi and I'm dying to get out
@ArgonTheAware
6 жыл бұрын
That glitch explains where that mug keeps coming from, but not what is causing the glitch, what did they change?
@kjamison5951
6 жыл бұрын
“Wow, deja vu.” “What do you mean?” “Well, trump just said something incredibly stupid and then, a few minutes later he said something else incredibly stupid again.” “That’s normal. As long as you didn’t see two identical black cats.”
@dionysos46
6 жыл бұрын
The Matrix tried Windows Vista for a free trial..'
@sandycarter5300
6 жыл бұрын
MatchstalkMan Love your humor. Pretty brilliant.
@af-aftech6029
6 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to tell Trump that Obama ate ten tide pods in one sitting and that Puti says that he thinks that Trumpy could eat twelve. Thusly defeating Obama's record. Please someone convince him.
@MaryAnnReilly
6 жыл бұрын
Every American should head to Washington DC to protest if Putin comes here. Every American.
@meyomix2816
6 жыл бұрын
God I miss Obama.
@philc1430
6 жыл бұрын
MeyoMix Trump 2020
@isthisshit4real
6 жыл бұрын
MeyoMix - me too!!!!
@logoslive
6 жыл бұрын
We all do. The world does.
@michaelrank2274
6 жыл бұрын
James Schrader with help from vlad ! Trump better start working on his kegel exercises for when he goes to prison ! You know from " the rusher thing " !! LMAO
@lapislazuli06
6 жыл бұрын
MeyoMix he wasn't perfect but, me too...
@Zeebo216
6 жыл бұрын
After all this seeing the taxes taken out my last paycheck...can't believe he still has supporters...
@Zeebo216
6 жыл бұрын
Andrew C that made absolutely no sense...
@Zeebo216
6 жыл бұрын
Andrew C How did you get that out of what I just said...I'm being taxed more than I ever have before...I'm not paying less...I'm paying more...
@Zeebo216
6 жыл бұрын
James Schrader I've lived in many different states...I've never seen a tax deduction at this magnitude before...
@majogl188
6 жыл бұрын
You know, I can buy that Trump is a *Stable Genius* ... I mean how many other horses can speak?
@krasniusha
6 жыл бұрын
Please don't insult horses :/
@liimakino
6 жыл бұрын
A donkey, maybe?
@apanapane
6 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@violetsnotviolence
6 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking more like the horse's ass.
@regster98
6 жыл бұрын
Incitatus
@AntonyC83
6 жыл бұрын
I need to know which ambassador said that because that was awesome 😂😂😂
@LisaLisa-rl3pm
6 жыл бұрын
Dan Coats was like wtf???👿😵💩😕
@misspumpkinQueen1375
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert for President in 2020.
@eppursimuove3090
6 жыл бұрын
Sondra Zimmerly I disagree. Jon Stewart - president. Steven Colbert - vice president. John Oliver - secretary of state Lewis Black - secretary of defense Neil deGrasse Tyson - secretary of education Just to name a few
@nobodyspecial9738
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think big mouth Colbert should put his money where his mouth is.
@trigonzobob
6 жыл бұрын
Laughed til I cried on the 2nd spit take. AWESOME!
@carlospc1986
6 жыл бұрын
Trump is going to make Nixon look good in the History books in the future.
@Wasserkaktus
6 жыл бұрын
I'm seriously so fatigued with this shit....
@MrDjsmooth87
6 жыл бұрын
George ditto
@MrDjsmooth87
6 жыл бұрын
Rick van der Heijden yea..like that will completely erase all this crap from existence. There's always the radio....advertisements...newspapers....word of mouth. Avoiding this bs one way won't promise you not hit you from another direction
@LotusMonk
6 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, Jon's musical references are so on point with the "Walk Idiot Walk" at 9:57
@cathycanadian3328
6 жыл бұрын
That comment from the Diplomat was the best ever that could have been said about Trump. I could not stop laughing. 🤣
@roncorsario3962
3 жыл бұрын
Please stop referring to trump as the president. He does not deserve that. Just call him by his real name "Drumph" That's a fact! look in to it!
@czgibson3086
6 жыл бұрын
The fact Trump would even consider Putin's offer shows how unfit he is for office.
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